SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

will susan's nuggies run be good? or was he a one-hit-wonder with that ESA kino?

Sunshine runs are always good.

>for real Bawk, you are one of the great horror game speedrunners
Carci fuming

we winnin?

now

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I watch Bryonato (the titanfall 2 speedrunner) and a few others. It's pretty entertaining desu but I haven't found a SP game I enjoy enough to play over and over.

I'll probably give Halo 2 a go when MCC comes out on PC

>We

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The bingo race was great, faggot

Bawkba and Punchy coming up after sunshine, coziest part of the event coming up

Why are people so obsessed with toby fox? That delta rune run was a big yawn.

Suck my dick, homo. Races aren't as good as normal speedruns.

he was the redeeming factor of GDQ last year

This has probably been mentioned before but
speedruns for that vote for pedro game are gonna be sick!

>sunshine race
always a good ti-
>it's the 228th fastest runner versus the 27th fastest runner with a 20 minute time difference between the two

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i missed you remi bro

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So, how did the Crystal run end? I correctly used that run to get some sleep.

I'm going to fuck Prize Goblin!

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hyped until i found out who's running

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At least it will be a quick speedrun considering fuckin' casual playthroughs are like 45 minutes.

It's the new homestuck.

I'm up next, wish me luck!

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Why even fucking do it?

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Being CarcinogenSDA is suffering

Posting Superior Space Jin

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SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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What's wrong with the runner?

I'm still alive you big gays

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it was bland as fuck
user, I...

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>Bing bing wahoo

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Move randomizer you cunt

10 minutes? You misread the schedule, it's a 10 minute setup time. The estimate for it is an hour, 9 minutes.
Hyped for the run too though, Katamari was my shit. I remember getting We

>Ω: Metroid Prime 2

what does it mean

SLITS YOUR THROAT

Is Awful Games tonight? All these games look shitty

I see a lot of you guys talking about wanting to fuck Sent in here, y’all are joking right?

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when did the change twitch chat to subscriber only?

What do you think?

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it was one of the best runs retard

Bawk's a pretty cool dude, even if he's a Leaf.

should I watch this run or call it a night and listen to some 2hu tracks/sleep

i love bawkbasoup!

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would it be totally cool if the shitty runner won though it'd be like wow that guy completely outdid himself that's amazing good for him

solo, it would be comfy kino

as a race it will be aids

Fuck it, gotta put money on them odds. Who's getting in on this? I got $500 on runner #288

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Keep randomizer in B, maybe move it down to C

the worst speedrun

>people would actually perefer toby fox shit over actual kinotendo games

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to D tier? i agree

>MUH TRANNY
kys

Zelda randomizer was a fun run!

the first run of the awful games block just ended

>this next part is literally impossible, no one has ever done it and neither will I, I'm only attempting it as a joke
>*does it first try*
>OMMMGGGGGGGGGGG BEST RUN EVER SSSSSSSS+
utterly incredible AND embarrassing how it easy it was to pull the wool over all of your eyes

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Please try again

wow lunch
amazing prize

Move randomizer up to A

So after the first hour and a half, which was total trash, it just suddenly got better?

Is that what you think I meant? Wow, ok. Take your pills, psycho.

just ended

stay up for /our guy/ susan

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Zelda Randomizer and Deltarune too high.
Pokemon Crystal glitchless too low.

Your bias is showing.

I'll give you a "fun run"

do most of these people just attend to plug their shitty stream?

I can't tell anymore

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They don't like having fun at GDQ's when it comes to giant Fumos. How sad, too distracting they say. And yet you have DIIIIOOOOOOO and OOOOORRRBBB all the time. Weird innit?

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literally the only person on staff with a shred of professionalism.

user, move the Randomizer down one

>C
>Solomon's Key
Why?

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I don't know who's running.
Is this going to be good?

It's just one legit gay guy who spams. Don't pay attention to it.

>REmake2 is at 5AM my time
>but it's race shit with different characters
Should I stay up to watch this

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Do you think they abuse sent behind the scenes.

Just keep the randomizer where it is it's fine

it's all me user, it's all me
he's mine

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Put Deltarune in F

Omega = last letter of the greek alphabet = worst run

youtube.com/watch?v=WFZMD-wXJPg

what was great about punch out? i watched it on mute cause blindfolded runs are usually lame

hahahahahahaha no

They'd be stupid to not plug their streams. Many of them go to just get drunk with other speedrunners and act retarded when they aren't doing their run, though.

Back into the box you go.

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What happened to him?

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I want to plant my seed in this wizard!!!!

Just got back, is the girl with the grating voice still on?

crystal glitchless was awful user, admit it

Wow user, you're so cool. I bet you have sex every night.

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>race
please just run the game and talk through it like a regular fucking run

The next few runs are why i took the day off today! I can't wait for bawkbasoup and punchy! I hope you're all excited with me!

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susan was only good because his smug personality made his extreme triggering at ESA very satisfying. every gdq appearance he's had was meh at best, annoying at worst

Banned for twitching and touching Proto's tit

I don't want to fuck Sent, but he is the only person on the staff who is likable anymore.

Did the announcer just change usernames? because she sounds exactly like the last one.

Seat sniffer's victim is here.

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Do Americans really waste a week's worth of vacation on a fucking stream event that happens TWICE a year?

This is somebody's fetish.

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haha time for bing bing

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Actually been sleeping at night this week instead of my usual NEET schedule. Why are all the good runs from midnight to eight am?

>on mute
He PB'd by 6 minutes and swore on stream

reply to this post when the SH3 run starts IO w

it would be cool if she sat on the box hahaha

The same thing that happened to werster and blueglass, 5ever banned from GDQ for existing on camera

>mario sunshine
>re2019
>silent hill 3
>sonic adventure
this block kicks ass

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who?

honestly this

AAAAAAAAAA ITS ANOTHER FUCKING RACE KILL ME

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why would someone sniff that guy's seat?

>weeks worth of vacation

found the wage slave

which speedrun are you waiting for this week, Yea Forums?
i'm hyped for the mitchflowerpower one, super mario world hacks are always kino to watch.

>punchy
>good

see

>Fucking boomers voting for the original ost
Great now this shit is f tier

Little bro...

It's about to start lad, they're introducing the couch now

Thats literally what the donation they read just said

I'm waiting for the Awful block

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i get two a year and i have absolutely nothing else to use it on. rather this than vegetate doing literally nothing for a week.

GDQ is retarded and decided to fill all of their day slots with 4 hour snoozefests

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It's got a fruity heart chord and a lingering hint of jasmine with olive oil and spinach.

bawkbasoup is playing RE2 remake!
punchy is playing Silent Hill 3 with maxy on the couch!
I'm looking forward to both of these runs!

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Fuck bros I gotta study for a test in two days but I dont want to miss anything.

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damn she getting that soccer mom body.

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considering most of them just do their run and then leave, yes

Yea Forums has shit taste. It was a short, solid run and the runner had tight movement throughout the whole thing. It's at least a B but I would have given it an A. Definitely worth a watch if you're familiar with the game.

what does toby jerk off to

Ok.

>Never 7
Was he referencing that really obscure VN that I never finished?

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Don't you just love the 30 minute breaks between runs?
Christ they could fit like 60% more runs into this event if they just didn't shill their shit prizes after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN.

>that autist attention-whore with the moving hat

if anyone of you anons are in the crowd, go knock that fucking thing off please, you'll be a hero

Me.

Goatboys

>Race
>Race
>Race
STOP
HOLY FUCK
THEY AREN'T ENTERTAINING
3 TINY SCREENS WITH ONE PERSON WITH AN UNBEATABLE LEAD FOR 45 FUCKING MINUTES
I'M SO SICK OF RACES

Me too! Always good to see Heather at a GDQ.

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get excited with me user!

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I like that "bwahahahah " guy
Covert something
>take a bath!

oh shit, susan is there

>SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
There isn't no away it was that good.

>I hope there aren't anymore shitty long runs this we- *three hour long Kingdom of hearts run*
Fuck

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based fridge

It's only cute when it's done every now and then, but she's doing it constantly. Just like the sperg pretend dancing for hours.

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just another reason to hate races, the brain dead tech crew can barely handle one system/stream

They are. Of course the donations go to the most cucked shit possible.

LttP + MP rand. might be good. It says co-op which worries me.

from the thumbnail look like blastois had testicles hanging

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Don't forget that they probably still have absolutely godawful setups off-camera, so even if they weren't shilling their stupid shit all the time it probably takes more effort than it should to swap things.

vriska

Lethal League
Divekick
Cave Story
Fire Emblem Fates
Metal Slugs
Awful Games
Starcraft remastered unlocked after 50k

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haha that would be weird

this and they get some really bad banter going on that flies over peoples head during them. lots of dumb inside jokes

Dude shoutouts to the amazing tech crew. Their job is REALLY hard and it's not their fault they haven't improved at all over the course of literally half a fucking decade.

I wanna see the Hylics run actually.

maybe if I see more cute anime girls

races are the only thing that keep this shit interesting. How can you enjoy seeing the same game run for the 10th time?

They had fast setup times for the first day. Now they are back to their usual 30min setups. At least there have not been any hour long shitshows like the tetris block setups.

>he didn't watch it

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yeah they could easily fill the empty space with random speed runs and still keep on schedule

guy already jumped the start

tomboy childhood friend + romance

FINALLY A GOOD GAME

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since Megumeme is too much of a meme to actually do it, I'll do it
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // THUG2 // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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whatever happened to toufool? my man had some kino runs back in the day, his old gdq runs of diddy kong racing and sunshine are must-watch

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WHO LOVES UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES, REPETITION AND A REALLY LINEAR 3D MARIO GAME

I'm drinking a nice hot coffee and waiting patiently for bawkbasoup and punchy!

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I had the same thoughts while watching it a day after, and no one seems to be defending their claim on it being shit. It should be bumped up a tier

least it's not borderlands 2

Based Tastosis poster.

>BEFORE I WAS BORN

>2002
>before I was born
Oh no

>Before I was born

I'm so fucking old holy shit

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>stacked couch tonight
literally who?

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>2002 right? Heheh, before I was born!

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Not the tech crew's fault they're all volunteers because Uyama won't pay them.

>we've got two very high level players
>one of them is like 200th place and the other isn't even top 20

>trey on the couch
good run incoming

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>two high level players
>the difference between their records is 20 fucking minutes

>2002
>before i was born

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The next few runs do look like they might be fun, horror blocks tend to be great too.
Susan.
You're not going to study are you? You should though!

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>2002
>before he was born

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>released in 2002, before I was born

So this is it, we're watching zoomers play games now

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Wagecuck life my fren, it's hell.

don't you fucking dare insult megumin-chan

>before I was born
YAMERO

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What was so good about Punch Out Wii?

cant wait to hear about how a certain jump is hard while they smack their fucking lips

and it's justified, megumeme

I literally don't understand why they can't just have multiple stream setups so they can set one up during an active run on the other

This motherfucker right here would finally get his chance to shine in a Starcraft speedrun.

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I disagree. I don't like my screen real estate being wasted by shit that will ultimately not matter.

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I would stick my dick right in FLUDD's mouth

>open stream
>HOOOOOOYYYYPE

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...

don't worry friend, 3 and a half more hours of your favorite pokemon game on saturday!!

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>Before I was born.

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he's talking about the last guy on the left's legs

>freaking out about the comment "before I was born"
you know how pathetic this makes all you boomers looks its hilarious.

same desu

>mfw I'm literally a 30 year old boomer

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>F.L.U.D.D
>he

uhhhh excuse me????

They should still improve and learn a little bit over the course of years.

guy was blindfolded and still destroyed it

make sure to drink water
Now I know who you're talking about
I like this

>Already a half second lead
Sweet, time to go do something productive

>tfw 26 and still here
no regrets lads

Haha, good one.

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this game makes me wanna go swimming so fucking bad

go read about 9/11 zoomer

You autism is showing user.

>Looking forward to sunshine run, that's always a good run
>It's a race
Between making all the normally good runs races and loading snorefest multihour runs during prime time its like they're trying to deliberately ruin this gdq.

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Race between 27th best player and some guy whose pb (288th) was 4 years ago. Please kill me. Only top 5 runners should be allowed.

THIS AESTHETIC IS SO COOL

NEW GAMES THAT LOOK LIKE COLORFUL

WHEN???

SHINE
GET

What shit? What the fuck are you talking about? Screen real estate? What the fuck is the matter with you? Did an alien make this post?

You have to be 18+ to post on Yea Forums, buddy. How's summer break treating you?

i forgot about the shine get meme. this is ruined.

I miss him :(

MARIO LIVES MATTER

>potential starcraft
fug

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I'll insult them as long as they're not a brainlet and actually do it properly
run was fully blindfolded and runner got 6m off of his PB and beat DK blindfolded as well

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next year I'll be a boomer and then I'll be able to buy monster drinks

Here we go, dipshits who want to take over the rating system because they didn't like how it was handled even though they didn't bother to take up the responsibility for it at the beginning. You don't get to try and correct the record for games you like or dislike, you crybaby. You're just going to shit up these threads with arguments back and forth because you can't handle other people disagreeing with you. Go fuck yourself.

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yeah man i LOVE non-comfy esports commentary. and races are so exciting when they usually involve one guy getting ahead in the first two minutes and the other guy not catching up. it's fucking HOYPE right, my friend?

chill out this hsould be fun either way

just play the crash team racing remaster bruh

>japanese text
God weeaboos are pathetic.

31 one here bros

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>get back from workout
>sit down right as sunshine starts
neat

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>spoiler
Probably wont, I'll have to cram tomorrow if I want to have a chance of passing it.

why do piantas have such big noses?

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>that turbonerd voice on the couch

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>nooo don't show any form of competition or stakes just show me the same run i've seen 400 times already!!!
t.autist

>you were about to graduate high school in 2002 and this fucker wasn't even born

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You think you're going to change my mind by acting like a bewildered retard? My screen is being taken up by a loser's run. Someone is going to perform worse. I don't give a shit about their run, but their run is taking up half of the screen. Races are shit and not entertaining to me.

theyre gonna scream "SHINE GET!" every shine arent they

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big ed is based

read this then, will you?

They are 2nd and 10th.

>Mario courtroom kino
They dont make em like this anymore

I'm 22... am I a boomer...

It's one thing to be a boomer but if you haven't achieved wizardhood then dont talk to me

Second guy on couch is so gay, I hope hes uncomfy sitting like that. Manspreading is the only truth.

26 here
I remind myself I'm old and can round up to 30 so often I've started to think I'm actually 30. I really need to stop.

I'M A CHUCKSTER

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>Ω: Metroid Prime 2
I know an obnoxious tranny ran it, but how bad could it b-
>SEVEN minutes overestimate

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If one guy is ahead for the entire race then it becomes the same as a single person run. What the fuck even are you complaining about?

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion user, but trying to force yours on everyone is rude. You're allowed to like or hate a run that other people hated or liked.

i really hope i wont still be on Yea Forums when i'm pushing 40

don't have sabrina?

they are

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>before I was born

I closed the steaming. I am not feeling so good.

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>echo

If the races didn't have smaller screens, worse commentary and were almost never actually much of a competition, they might be worth it. But they're not.

no you're trash.

You need to get yourself aborted.

see

I don't give a flying fuck. Don't spam these threads with multiple versions of information because you don't like it. We've already had stupid shit like that happen and it got out of control. Find another way to air your god damned grievances that don't shit all over the threads.

why do they keep doing fucking races.I'd rather just watch a well played and well commented single run.

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user open up the javascript console in your browser and move Randomizer to whatever this outputs

var a = ['SSS!!', 'S/S', 'SS', 'S', 'A', 'B', 'C', 'D', 'F', 'ZZZ', 'Ω'];
var randomValue = a[Math.floor(a.length * Math.random())];
randomValue;

>Can't even quote correctly
The absolute state of anti-race fags lmao

formerly sneedster

29 here
I'm so sick of the daily grind already

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Bro have you ever watched a Fire Emblem speedrun before?
I love FE as a series, but FE speedruns are absolute garbage

Blindfolded and beat every fight on both cycles without resetting any of them.

Bro I am married.

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this stream is brought to you by power-up audio

this was autistic enough when first posted, bringing it to the next thread is a whole new level

>we're both gonna try to kill nigger Mario here
What the fuck?

any idea where you will be?

Is this what it means to sip?

Sly Cooper

>muh smaller screens
Are you watching the stream on a gameboy? The fuck is the matter with you retards?

user, you can stop samefagging now
recount it if you want, it'll be C still
I only put the game to it's proper place after recounting, that's all

>implying I'm not 魔道士

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At the end of the day you have shit taste if you're only entertained by the thought of people performing relatively close to one another and not entertained by someone performing extremely well. People get blown the fuck out in these races far too often and the audience is forced to wait several minutes while the loser tries to limp over the finish line. It's pathetic.

It's their sex organ

Isn't it bonkers how there are people that were born in '98 that are of drinking age now? Isn't that crazy? Doesn't that just freak you out, gramps?

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Oh, cool. I'll have to check back on that one when it's uploaded.

anything horrific happen during crystal?
I remember some issues with getting Raikou but went to sleep after ice gym

>WWIII about to break out and all you care about is videogame speedruns

except with fucked commentary and wasted screen real estate so its objectively worse than usual.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING AMERICANS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>married
I see, so you threw away your path to magedom on your honeymoon.

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>tfw not smart enough to follow a race

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Reminder Petey is actually a woman

Huh how about that. It's B

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You.dont have a monopoly on opinions on an anonymous imageboard

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keizaron spoke and was on screen

>17 years ago
wtf am i doing with my life

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Trump's a pussy. He'll blink.

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>ekshakt shame spime
im dying

>Another run where the most talkative person on the couch has a speech impediment
Why does this happen so fucking often?

Hmm?

>that kid who said they were making a sequel called "super mario moonshine"

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>m-m-m-m-uh real estate!!!!
Jesus christ get a load of this absolute autist. Holy fuck.

Oh shut the fuck up you doomer.

Go take a nap the world isn't ending.

okay nevermind they aren't

good

>Faggot only chat

>it's another "American president bombs the middle east" episode

RE2
SH3
KH3

I think that's it.

Doesn't help that there is two of them this time.

>anything horrific happen during crystal?
>I remember some issues with getting Raikou but went to sleep after ice gym
oooooorrrrrrrrbbbbbbbb
dddddiiiiiiiiooooooooo

I was lost at 21, forever banished from the halls of sorcery :(

goddam FUCK that prick, he ruined FF9

Crowd kept saying ORB and DIO specifically to troll the thread. Was based.

are nukes going to fly? if not fuck off

oh my god they are

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No, and really I'm more excited about filling the thread with FE girls

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are there actually people posting here who are ashamed to be posting here because of their age or is it just ironic banter

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You're assuming all votes are counted with the same weight. In the end what I said still stands. I don't give a shit who you are or what you think. Don't paste a tier list you had no part in making with the exception of something you decided needed to be changed. Think about it, you mother fucker. If everybody did what you did there would be a hundred different versions of the list and it would be fucking useless to everyone. Reign in your god damned autism and live with the fact that something doesn't match what you think it should be.

CHOKE!

CHOKE

>a little more safe
>dies

In any%, the category theyre racing in currently ?

I guess speedrun.com is wrong

Question: If you become a born-again christian are you considered a virgin again?
Secret loophole to achieve wizardhood?

>Kwanzi

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>b-b-but the one guy is 227th place!

and he's got a full minute lead, you faggots.

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I hope that obnoxious faggot dies.

Choke!
Coffee is way better than any energy drink.

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do runners just make up shit about a certain segment being hard so they can feel good about it and get praise?

BASED commentator curse

Unironically love Sunshine runs

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Difference is I'm not trying to paste shit in the thread under the guise of authority about what other people should or should not watch.

>safe strats
>immediately bonks
Kek

god i love mario sunshine. i don't get why some of you nigs hate it so much.

no one cares, have fun getting drafted tho

>288th any% runner is leading the 27th any% runner

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>saving yourself for marriage
I know one super Christian Freemason guy who did that and he's fucking miserable. He deserves it for listening to his wack job parents tho desu

back to /pol/ so you can talk about your ayy disclosures any day now and how trump is gonna nuke iran

Cheers, lad!

they raised a shitton of money, met many incentives

*AHEM*
Fuck zoomers!

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>race
Just tell the guy on the right to put down the controller and then put the guy on the left as fullscreen

the overlay already makes shit small as fuck, sharing it with another irrelevant game wastes even more space. stop defending shitty races if all you can come up with is "i-it's exciting! i swear!"

>this guy is doing a much safer strateg-
>immediately dies
Top kek

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Because hes racing another incompetent who is only 27th.

Just icing on the cake. There is nothing to gain from a race except a worse experience than a nonrace.

There's all kinds of spin jumps in this game.
There's even a spin jump that makes you dinner.

sure dude, that fat girl you fucked in high school doesn't count. praise Jesus.

i wanna die

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anything interesting happened past 2nd hour in crystal run? i literally fell asleep

wtf get that chocolate away from that dog!!!

My future

are they going to clap at every fucking thing? its worse too because it's two games being ran at the same time.

I’m not ashamed as much as so many people here make me acutely aware of how old I am compared to the rest of the community.

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People with speech impediments infuriate me so much, this faggot is forcing me to mute the stream.

Based shitfaced Chicagoan boomer dad

Imagine actually being the absolute faggot loser know as Kwaniza.

What happened

>peter
HEY LOIS I'M IN MARIO

nope, unbearably annoying announcer basically took over and shouted donations for most of it

Bitch nah it ain't.

FE speedruns are literally just let's plays with faster inputs.
RNG manipulation is the most advanced tech in the game, and that's just moving the cursor around with a notepad document open to keep track of the random number string.

>projecting this hard
>user, I...
I did take part in it by making Glitchless Crystal to C instead of B because anons we're too retarded and megumeme wasn't awake so another one took over but gave up and just put it in B
but oh well, I'm the autistic one, aren't I?

b-based

Cause its not "muh 64". Gamecube was around the time it wasn't cool to like Nintendo, so many of its games get vastly overlooked.

COINSPHPHSPH

this kills the zoomer

It was run by Claris, the nutjob tranny, and he went over estimate with a shit run.

I'm not buying any more of your games

claris spent the whole time choking and making transition jokes to a silent audience

plant guy doing this

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An actual tranny was on screen so Yea Forums had rustled jimmies

>Claris

You could have stopped there, user

when I get older I'm gonna make it my mission to kill every single zoomer meme by running them into the ground

>clapping at literally everything
>shouting after every shine

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Anyone else really like the Sunshine boss music?

>making transition jokes
Such as?

did they ban trannies from this GDQ?

Silly user.
There have only been 2 wars, not 111.

>There is nothing to gain from a race except a worse experience than a nonrace.
This is demonstratably incorrect. This is just your opinion because you don't like them, but it's just wrong.

>transition jokes
like?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB

>when you realize that transitioning was a mistake

>getting dabbed on by someone 200 spots below you

Don't spit your "projecting" buzzword at me. I'm not doing anything except criticizing you for trying to undermine the ratings because this shit has happened before and it got really fucking old. All you're doing is admitting that you've done exactly what I'm criticizing you of doing multiple times because you think your fucking opinion matters more than everybody else's. It doesn't. Keep your arrogant talons away from everyone's ratings because it's clear you want to speak for everyone. You don't speak for me.

The purge has been slow but steady

I do, its weird but catchy.

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>making transition jokes
There's no need for such talltales. The runner is enough of a joke.

wait WHAT? i need a joke summary

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most migrated out after proto quit. claris was the only hold out i've seen, but after the absolutely abysmal display, i wouldn't be surprised if he never comes back either

This faggot is such a cringey try hard.

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Lol based

the one last year with andy and oats was brotastic so the one this time should be good as well.

Wonder if Odyssey races are more or less fun to watch. Need some more excitement honestly.
Say the thing again, Todd.

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Everyone comfy?

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Yea Forums why do you guys like speedrunning?

I'll start first.

I'm an autistic man-child who doesn't know how to grow up, so I use video games as an escape. I like to repeat the same thing over and over in the game to feel like I'm in absolute control of my life, because in reality, I don't. Also, I can't socialize with girls and the last time I tried I pissed my pants in front of everyone.

Your turn.

>i had an amazing coconut
>hell yeah
I don't know why that was funny.

>he
based

>choking away that lead

what happened to Ben Franklin? Is it at this GDQ?

not him, but at the beginning they talked about taking advantage of door transitions to go out of bounds and he said "transitions, i'm really good at those"

i went to bed soon afterwards, but hopefully they had more jokes like that in the run, could turn out to be cringe kino

>I forgot how to have fun
SAD!

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This mf is higher T than 99% of Yea Forums. Look at this warrior skull.

That you, Bilbo?

Good run?

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sunshine is such a good game

Im a tranny.

Based dad

Kinda spooked
Maybe smoked too much

its not a race, its people deciding wether CLAIRE or LEON

It only got there because Yea Forums hates trans people, it objectively was not remotely as bad as Borderlands 2. It was just a shit run with shit commentary, Borderlands 2 was impossible to watch and three fucking hours.

yeah it's pretty good

Outside observer here, you seem like a faggot

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I'm just here for the drama

>try to co-op event and fail horribly
As it was meant to be. Shame they left their skidmarks all of the place still.

It's fun.

Back to you, faggot.

>"OMG I HATE RACES, I WISH THERE WERE MORE 4 HOUR GLORIFIED LETS PLAYS"

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i've never even seen that guy outside of the one pic, was he ever on stream?

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I was ready to watch a comfy sunshine race but now I'm all fucked up and stuck thinking about how fucking old I am after "Before I was born".
Anyone else feeling this?

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I don't speedrun, but grinding in music games is pretty close. I just like doing things to a tempo and the feeling of getting new personal bests.

wow, you some kinda book reading faggot?

Oh shit proto quit? Why? thank god

the average Yea Forums skinnyboy not even on hrt is 100x more feminine

Why can't all speed runs have fun movement like this or Titanfall?

I never said I spoke for you, why are you putting words in my mouth now? The threads at the time, rated it as boring as fuck but shitters appeared and rated it high, also multiple times? Literally two times, user. Don't be so autistic. The glitchless Crystal was a boring run ruined by the runner, the crowd and the announcer and yet you people try defending it, even if it was 4 hours long.
Also nice samefagging there, user.

I like seeing them break the fuck out of games I've played.

he walked by on the crowd cam once last year. nobody knows who the fuck he is

t. low T soon to transition

get rekt

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let's go JCOOL

what does hating races have anything to do with liking long runs you fucking retard? i'd be fine with this exact run if it was a comfy solo run instead of a race

I'm a zoomer and it surprised me.
I thought these people were in their 20s, but I guess it makes sense.

this run is so cool! anyone else saying shine get at home xD

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You're old and alone stupid boomer

>us 90s kids, right?
kys you'reself

He's a fucking schizo who things there's a personal enemy around every turn.

why do people shit on sunshine? the movement is god tier
>b-b-but fludd is so slow, maybe if you're a hoverbitch

Punchy is a shit and should go Etika.

dude you just hate fun xD

Don't compare based newkamas, comfortable in their weirdness and mad culinary skill, to a bunch of psycho speedruners.

?

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The age of boomer is over. Now the rise of zoomers is beginning

no because i'm aware of how time works and can't change it so fuck it

she

I unironically wish there was more lockout bingo

>Timespinner

Oh, of COURSE they played that faggy LGBT mess. Fuck that game.

No, I'm done being surprised about time at this point. A bunch of the millionaire athletes I watch are now younger than me.

i just said shine get out loud because of this post

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yes unironically

go post your cringe weeb shit somewhere else

They went full paranoid schizo.

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well that just makes you racist

YEAHHH!! WOOOOOO!!! *CLAPCLAP*

What is gained by having this as a race?
A couch spewing inside jokes that won't shut the fuck up?
No, it must be seeing the exact same thing?
Or is it the inevitable frustration of one of the runners when they choke and are 2+ minutes behind?

trannies became too normalized and he realized he wasn't a special snowflake anymore. now he's developed like three "separate personalities" and generally lost his grip on reality completely.

+OH NO NO NO

just because this is your favorite thing, you giant faggot, doesn't mean everyone who doesn't like your thing also likes the other annoying thing.

Holy shit, are you niggers the same ones who were arguing 19 hours ago?

>on sync
is this, dare i say it, speedkino?

For me it's the fact that 20% of the shines are blue coins and that everything that isn't the Shadow Mario shines is worthless if you're not going for 100%

kys

>phonefagging to prove my opinion
user, holy shit.

it's not known (or at least nobody knew why last gdq, maybe more has come to light)

proto has been extremely unstable on twitter lately though, first claiming to have two separate personalities inhabiting their body, now the count is up to four or five. each one has its own pronouns and i'm pretty sure one is unironically male.

so yeah, proto's probably gonna join the 42% soon, quitting gdq was just part of the downward spiral

People kind of hated Sunshine because everyone wanted Mario 64 2, and then they made a game that tried really hard to be very different from 64 and ended up feeling pretty awkward compared to what we expected. Years later though, we all came to love it for being one of the only Mario games to actually use the Mario 64 formula.

I fucking love sunshine speedruns

I want to shoot the nigger white male in crowd

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If all races were as close as this one I'd be down but almost all of them pretty quickly end up with one guy botching a trick and sitting at multiple minutes behind for the rest of the run.

Chain Chomp is a good boy

Didnt proto come out as 2 people or some shit? Like some literal schizophrenic shit?

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absolutely based

he hates speedrun culture and wants to take down GDQ, but he's making a speedrun museum.

>Immediately 3 seconds apart
I too, prematurely celebrated

>2
hes like 8 people now

nah user, different user here, someone sperged out because megumeme didn't do the ranking for zelda randomizer properly and now anons are going full autism

Take that back please!!

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>fucked up yoshi skip

ohnononononono

I'm a chuckster!

yes. most of his personalities are megaman or final fantasy characters.

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C H U C K S T E R

>not casting to your TV and laying in bed
It's like you'll cowards don't even comfy

i enjoy most of the blue coin collecting personally, and the ones that are challenging to get were pretty rewarding.

I'm A CHUCKSTER

does his personalities fuck?

Chill. I am 32 and enjoying the run. You are not alone, bro.

ill make threads op

Clearly not enough to get his dad’s attention.

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MAMA HOOHAHOO

You're trying to change the ratings to suit your idea of what runs should be rated. I don't care what games you're doing it for or for what reasons. By interfering you're trying to misrepresent my god damned rating by giving it more or less weight depending on what you feel. I'm telling you to knock that shit off. That is trying to speak for me. Do not try to paste a different tier list that you've changed after the fact.

I've already given you the example that if everybody did what you're trying to do there would be a hundred different lists and it would become useless. Acknowledge that. Acknowledge that you are just another person in this thread and you do not have the fucking authority to represent their opinions. If you have a problem with the rating of a game while it is being rated then express your feelings at that time. Don't try to change the ratings later. That's not how this shit works.

Reference for a screenplay

>iran
>ww3
in the unlikely even of iran being crazy enough to actually kill an american, the USA would turn their sand dunes into glass so fucking hard even russia would cuck out with some misserable excuse
t. not american

it's zelda effect honestly. i didn't like sunshine as much when it dropped. then galaxy came and it was even less like sm64 so i appreciated sunshine way more

I also haven't stopped thinking about how some fag thinks he's a real person and he was born after 2002. I can't see someone that young ever having any interest in things that are from more than 3 years ago.

I wouldn't have much of a problem with it if those shines counted towards getting into the endgame, but as it is, I'm not about to look up a guide for the coins.

Why do so many speedrunners have the same speech impediment that makes it sound like their tongue is too big for their mouth?

You can't help it, user. Just enjoy life.

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>>>>
>>
>>

new

new thread

Help I'm retarded

I think you're biased from skipping most races out of dislike. GDQ has had some crazy close and exciting races. Plus, it gives two sets of action to watch. Even in stomps you get the experience of seeing tricks performed twice to learn how they work a little better

You don't have to be a completely autistic retard to have fun, user.

i all i feel is contempt for boomer manchildren who constantly shit up the board with weebshit and nin10yrold nonsense

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autism

who cares about what some third world desert goatfucking shithole and iran are getting up to?

Good luck on your writing career, user!

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guys seriously fucking stop

he's very clearly a narcissist. even fucking Trihex is more qualified to create a "speedrun museum" and he hasn't ran for years.

what the fuck anons

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You guys are MASSIVE FAGS

NEW
NEW
NEW

Lads.

kill yourselves

mods please delet 2

B
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ANONS

I wonder if anyone throughout history ever literally stormed a castle to rescue a princess. I mean it had to of happened at least once.
Now that I think it was probably just rape & pillage.

IMA SUGU ENDINGU MADE ICCHO KU SE NNN
The best part of races are the greatest chokes

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Holy shit what the fuck. I'm kinda laughing but jesus christ

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YOU RETARDS

Mama mia!

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Fucktards.

NEW THREAD
>>

Maybe its better for games you know the speedrun of already so you understand whats happening/what went wrong, but GDQ is the only time I watch speedruns so half the reason I like it is for the explanations and stuff, which the races are usually lighter on.

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good. they moved around like a fucking herd of clowns and can't even attempt to pass.

Excellent quality, Yea Forums. You get 3 silver stars out of 11 cute anime girls for making me giggle. rip sgdq threads

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Is timespinner really LGBT? It looked real fun

no this is the last thread its over guys pack it up

kek