Banjo

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>Banjo was Etika's last reaction ever
what did he mean by this?

It still doesn't feel real. I'm probably in a coma, and Smash Ultimate has just been a fever dream.

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He was so humiliated for not recognizing the jiggy that he cut his screaming ape career short.

>said goku
thank god hes dead

When did people start sexualizing Kazooie?
This feels like a very recent development.

>Banjo gets in Smash
>obnoxious e-celeb who made fake reaction videos dies
Truly the best timeline.

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theres porn of everything user

this! so much this!

Anyone notice how small he is? Slightly taller than Diddy.

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he's always been a bearlet. its cute and funny

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>have intense dream that feels real
>wake up projectile vomiting

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THE JINJOS, GRUNTILDA

bald diddy is cute

>have a dream about getting shot in the face
>wake up the next morning with a bump on the spot where the bullet would have exited

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I wish the official render didn't look so weird. In-game model is almost perfect.

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I blame the fucking Steve posters for associating themselves with Etika

Fucking Steve fags killed Etika

I might just replace my 11 year main

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they picked a weird pose for his render. should've been pic related.

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What’s wrong with it?
It looks perfect

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Since Nuts and Bolts

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it never hurts to have 2-3 mains

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I think it looks fine save for Banjo's weird half smile.

Someone post the video of him getting raped by steve.
Now that steverposting is dead we need to archive it so future generations may laugh at stevefags too

It’s not supposed to be a smile

Banjo and Kazooie religiously always have artwork of bothering each other

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I really don't get the complaints about this render. Banjo looks amazing, and Kazooie looks IDENTICAL to how she did back in the day.

Almost 20 years I've wanted them in Smash. 20 fucking years.

They had to take the long road, but they are finally coming home.

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I'd make a choking the chicken joke, but Kazooie isn't a chicken.

i think its because of banjo's face in it. i like it, but there's other poses they could've picked.

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Not him but I thought the posing was kind of strange, I'm not even 100% certain what's going on. My read of it is that Kazooie is flopping about, making Banjo struggle to keep his footing.

What are you getting at? Stevefags and Etika are both frustratingly obnoxious?

Cunt

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Not now, dude. Not now

Her eyelashes look weird in the Smash render.

seething stevie

>tfw no manlet bear bf
*sigh*

they made them longer

genuine stevebro here
congrats banjobros
fuck grotesque steveposters

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Hi

I hope Dragon Kazooie is used as an attack. Maybe a strong up smash or maybe the f air, would be rad!

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I want to fuck Humba Wumba

Thanks stevefriend

maybe it's the angle? he should be way taller though

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We all want to fuck Humba Wumba

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This image only really applies to the youtubers getting strung by the Steve vs Banjo argument

A lot of people have been wanting Banjo legitimately, Japan also being very excited proves it

When Rare went to Microsoft, I thought Banjo's chances were as good as dead forever. Thank god, a miracle came and fucking happened. It was literally the best time of my life on June 11th.

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no, steve fags started making Etika their icon when he wasn’t really taking sides, they just magnet to whatever bullshit they can get their hands on

Fizzlybear

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probably an alt skin

Achievable natty?

>tfw Mumbo and Humba probably hate fuck while Jam Jar and Kazooie watches

So is Smash the very first game where both Donkey Kong and Banjo appear in? If so I can't wait to pause the screen and see them side by side since it's never been done before to my knowledge.

*sip*
Now THAT was a game

You're cool Stevefriend. We need more poeple like you.

>This image only really applies to the youtubers who didn't notice the Jiggy*
FTFY

How much of a manlet are we talking here?

We don't need more stevefags. Fuck off.

Diddy Kong Racing was Banjo's first appearance.
It was also Conker's first appearance, believe it or not.

yeah, banjo's only been with diddy before.

What about people who looked away

i'm talking mainly about people who were focused on the screen and just ignored it

Banjo better get a Green fur with Purple Kazooie color

It would be a reference to Gruntilda and Yooka-Laylee which I recently found out to be pretty good post patches

this, last host got deleted and I didnt download yet

Not dwarf size, but I'm 5'6"

Are Steveposters STILL salty? It's been two weeks.

I know that which is why I said alongside Donkey Kong because he's not in DKC

>

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meep meep meep meep meep meep

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that's such an amazingly bad design. it's difficult to understand how such a thing could have ever been approved.

>tfw we will get to win a match and hear this after:
youtube.com/watch?v=unjqNlr1w6w

Banjo is super short, man. He's about half the height of most characters, if not a third their height. Ever notice all his transformations are super small compared to similar creatures (not counting giant t-rex, which is STILL only like twice giant Humba's height). Banjo's a small underdog type, and that's cool. He's tough anyway.

I wonder what Conker is thinking that his friends are having a reunion without him

>Spiral Mountain is an official stage
>Now I can delete the 5 horrendous custom Spiral Mountain online stages
Feels good to make room for more lewd maps.

Conker's probably dead in a ditch somewhere due to his raging alcoholism

What were thinking when they got rid of lives in Tooie?

He probably doesn't give a shit. He probably spends his days drinking and playing video games and forgot Diddy and Banjo even exist.

Maybe they’ll use the N&B version, like sonic and his 06 Clear

I mean due to how much harder Tooie actually gets I can't really miss them.

Do you really want to 100% fucking Cloud Cuckooland in a game with limited lives

Thanks doc

Conker is a cunt and it likely dead from one of many many fatal character flaws (and Microsoft shitting on his fans like thrice).

Reminder that the bridge isnt there at all in some shots of the stage and when it is Banjo is by himself on the stage, similar to how the Dracula boss battle was revealed in Simons trailer.

We're getting a Gruntilda boss battle, possibly with rhymes.

Doubt it. They didn’t give Joker a unique boss, although I do wish for Gruntilda’s rhymes, codec style

That lives where completely meaningless in the first game?

That actually is a good point and one of the problems I have with Bad Fur Day.
Did they really need to make him an antihero? It's a rated M game, sure, but why couldn't he have just been a good guy? Why did they need to make him a bad boyfriend whose willing to cheat on Berri and kill baby dinosaurs?
Rated M doesn't mean the main character has to be "edgy".

Lives don't even really do anything in Kazooie, good players are going to be out to grab everything in one go in the first place because of how the notes work, so if you die you lose all that progress, lives or not. Everything else in the game, besides Jinjos, is auto-saved as soon as you collect it.
The only advantage of lives is having a game over cutscene.

They had soul with them

The stage is in development but the idea is that the spiral turns the camera around but it also seems to build and remove bridges depending on where it stops.
Look at these bridges just floating in mid air.

I wouldn’t be Surprised if Grunty is a boss but there’a too many questionable things about the stage to say for sure

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And to think it was gonna be a children’s game

What a meaningless response.

>yfw Nintendo removes bridge on Spiral Mountain to honor dead e-celeb

God I wish I were Humba because I know Mumbo is a Jinjo under that mask and I want to fuck a Jinjo so bad

Is it bad that I want her to step on my dick, shred my ballsack with her talons, and then rape me?

they have said every character in the Fighter Pack will get something special, a little something something to help justify to price tag
With Joker it was his stage changing to P3/P4 themes depending on the song, and his special victory screens.
With Hero, it's probably the fact that there's four of them and maybe something else.
A boss fight getting bundled with Banjo isn't that far off really.

>they add this for him
youtube.com/watch?v=b_fi7O7OBTk

I think Rare just had a lot of edge and dirty jokes they needed to get out of their system by that time. Not defending it, since I think Bad Fur Day is pretty mediocre even without the crass "humor".

>The graphic detail and the overall style of the jiggy screen closing on banjo is Nuts and Bolts loading screen style

>Spiral mountain in general is based on a Pre-Tooie version of Nuts and Bolts spiral mountain, including Banjo’s house

Nice of them to still have nods to Nuts and Bolts, especially since the game itself was still intriguing in it’s own right

I was gonna say maybe that's the Battlefield version, but that's not Battlefield shaped at all so I dunno

God Kazooie is so fucking hot

Banjo also does a stretch from nuts and bolts in his idle

I wish I was Mumbo, so I could make Humba's wigwam grow to 10 times it's original size, then go in and get captured and abused by mega giantess Humba.

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Doesn’t have to be Banjo specifically

Joker came with stage builder
I wouldn’t be surprised if Banjo came with bonus boss fights in general and a proper boss rush since you can’t do it unless you fight the final boss of World of Light

please don't lewd the bird

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This needs to be a winpose

>forgetting that Banjo met Sonic in Sega All Stars Racing

That faggot nigger didn't who Banjo was. Fuck him.

n&b banjo doesn't count

How would it make you feel if I told you ever since I was a kid I was always excited by the idea of shrinking a guy down and putting him in a jar to keep as a pet

He does when smash references it

>Gruntilda is a boss
>like dracula, gets 2 phases: regular broomstick, and Skeleton Grunty in the HAG-1 with a new remix

I would say you better not be a dude.

that pic makes me feel like this but in my heart

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>Mfw the surge of hot Gruntilda porn ever since he was revealed

I don’t play or care about the game but god bless Smash

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Can Microsoft give Banjo Kazooie, Conker and Perfect Dark Ips to nintendo already they are not using them.

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which is extra retarded because how does a 29 year old gamer not know Banjo.

>no Humba Wumba

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BANJO CULO

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If you're lucky she'll get a model for the stage

Here’s hoping we see her render
Grunty, Bottles and Mumbo showed up

Didn’t someone draw Grunty sitting on her if Banjo ever got in?

feather = problematic

>Legend battle with Gruntilda

>First phase is Bayonetta simulating Sexy Grunty
>Second Phase is K Rool simulating regular Grunty

Too bad they won't get anymore games.

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>Let's add an expensive 3rd party character from a rival company who has no intention on making a new game
yeah sure

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>not having K.Rool as Klungo

Why is Banjo so boxy?

Still no new Castlevania.

>Since Nuts and Bolts
Nigga I've been jacking it to Kazooie's voice and egg pooping since I was a little wee lad; same with my friends, I bet many more knew how sexy Kazooie really is ever since the original game came out.

You can see for yourself that his head is smaller on Smash compared to the original model on the N64

He's changed to for the console name

Christ Kazooie, you can't just say that!

I really hope this is actually how the Kirby version of Banjo plays out

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You say that as if we are never getting one. They put out new games every few years. Even the most recent one is not that old.

>Angry Bird
Fuck off

K Rool mimicking Grunty’s defeat cemented his role

Banjo has always been like that. Just look at his height in Nuts and Bolts compared to Grunty.

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>

Is she, dare I say, /ourbird/?

How did you react, user?

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cringe zoomer

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racism

God, I wish that were me

no you fuck off and learn to laugh once in a while.

What do you think Rule 34 is, exactly?

I smiled and listened to the music from the game.

>tfw banjo got the good end of the deal and battletoads got fucked hard
mixed feelings

the new battletoads looks so fucking bad kek

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The second i saw that jiggy i lost my shit. My face went in a world of hurt with how much i fucking grinned like a dumbass and my hands were waving in the air like a fucking nignog

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cum endlessly

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Basically much this.

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aka my first dlc purchase
fuck asian 1 and 2

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>banjokes are secretly homosexuals

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Who else knew it was Banjo BEFORE you saw the jiggy?

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I was actually at my break room, filling the coffee machine. I check the direct one more time since it started and see Wonder Wing being used. Needless to say, I almost dropped the filled pot in utter awe

Too bad Steve only appeared in one game from 2008 as an easily replacable default skin.

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Crash

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says the one who makes gay porn and vore shit

Playstation character. No place for such filth in Smash.

Well first of all, I wasn’t spoiled by the insiders and kept myself blind an entire week before E3 conferences started.
So I wasn’t expecting Banjo like the other fucking Youtubers.

I actually noticed that they played the villain intro again with DK’s inclusion, my mind drifted off to thinking Porky.

Then it replayed the DK sequence and included K Rool which confused the fuck out of me, for a split second my mind drifted into Dixie and even Frederick from Tropical Freeze

Then the fucking Jiggy showed up, holy shit, the Duck Hunt troll and everything else was icing.

Me, when I saw the DK characters I was immediately like oh that's all the rare characters and assumed banjo was coming up but then I saw the jiggy and it was confirmed

You got me, solid bait.

Cloud. Snake. Joker.

I knew it was Banjo before I saw the trailer.
Because I was having a fridge delivered during the direct, I found out he was in from the stickied thread.

agreed

same reason why cloud and snake will never be in

Bro the niggas who make Steve renders literally made a webm where Steve literally anally raped Banjo and licked his shit off his blocky dick. you have no ground to stand on.

for the love of god this is our last chance banjobros.
If the reaction from smash dont make see MS there is a fucking public for Threeie nothing will

I'm okay without Threeie. Tooie was perfect. No one can be trusted to make something even more amazing besides Nintendo themselves.

This, if it's the last thing that ever happens to Banjo-Kazooie, is a happy ending. Good, satisfying closure.

i don't want a threeie anymore honestly. maybe a remake would be good, though.

I was watching it at a friends house. Thought process was
>"Another villain?"
>"More DK? What like Dixie? Or Funky?"
>"..... was that a fucking JIGGY!?!"

and then I had to choke back some tears because I didn't want to cry in front of my friend
still screamed like an absolute retard though

>Ha, knew we'd see two characters
>villains huh? Sylux? Porky?
>wait, DK and the boys? ... why? Like, Lord Fredrick as an echo or something? Dixie? Might be lame...
cure Jiggy
>HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>OOOOH MY GOD THEY DID IT
>FUCK OF DUCK HUNT YOU FUCKS
>THEY LOOK PERFECT!!!
and the rest was watching in happiness holding back a few tears.

>Trusting modern """Rare""" not to fuck it up

Have sex

seethe harder steve

>tfw K Rool was first revealed and his trailer was my absolute favorite due to the references and acknowledgements of his role

>I’m comes Banjo becoming my brand new favorite parodying the same exact trailer while reminding me why I loved K Rool’s originally

Things couldn’t have gone any more perfect.
It’s only a shame Dixie got sidelined

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So they rot alongside Golden Sun and F-Zero?

Pic related, I didnt sleep that day replaying banjo kazooie.

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June 11th should be national Guh-Huh day. Banks closed and everything. All must celebrate the day gamers won.

*raffs*

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Never stops others from saying she is.

>Grant originally wanted to make a Medley but Nintendo said no because their own composers want to also remixes some songs

>Grant still included a subtle medley segment in the spiral mountain remix anyway

Based

He was asked to do that.

Post yfw you first heard the melodies in the remix

I really hope we get the magic wrench used as some part of their moveset. I still want it to be used as either a grab or maybe a throw where Kazooie just bashes them with it.

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that would be a funny pummel actually
Banjo grabs a guy and Kazooie starts beating the shit out of the sucker with a wrench

>this argument again
Everyheneid, user?

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>There were some reactions that thought the shadow of the banjo instrument was actually the wrench

Heh

Looks about the same height relative to Diddy there.

Banjo's relatively small within the context of his own universe. He should be somewhere between Mario and Sonic in terms of height, so I think he looks good.

Back throw could be Banjo tossing them up behind him while Kazooie takes a swing with the wrench like a baseball bat

Now that is interesting. I can see where people would think that. It was hard to see much because of all the tears in my eyes when I saw it unfold before me.

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No need to argue, Banjobros won. Getting a new game is just icing for me when the whole cake was proving Stevefags were wrong on an epic scale.

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If Humba’s getting in, Nintendo’s going to have to rethink how to implement her after the Game and Watch Forward Smash Fiasco

Posting the BEST live reactions and I'll give context on why they're so good.

>Vinesauce Vinny
30+ year old boomer who loves the games. He's trolled his viewers in past direct live streams by playing Banjo music right before the reveal. He even plays Banjo music in the beginning of this video. As soon as he sees the Jiggy, you can literally hear is voice crack as if he's getting choked up. Been watching him for years and I never seen him give a reaction like this. Also he's pretty chill and doesn't lose his composure which is a bonus.

44:47
youtube.com/watch?v=WyoTnSp4lDw

>Nitro Rad
chill guy who's a big fan of classic 3D platformers. It's great because he's pretty indifferent for most of the direct but once he sees the Jiggy he loses his shit. Was completely unexpected and he never thought it would ever happen. Also a great YT channel.

38:18
youtube.com/watch?v=mlfZmArk9Sc

>DK Vine
Okay this one is extra special. These guys are massive Donkey Kong and Rare fans. They have a Donkey Kong podcast and run the DK Vine forum which has been up since the early 2000's I highly recommend you watch their aftermath discussion video FIRST because these guys know their shit. They can tell you what person designed what character and all the little obscure things related to Banjo. They even talk about what was going on in their head during the direct and how they lost hope towards the end. Not to mention it's actually pretty funny some of the shit they say. I know it's long but it's a fun watch and it makes the reaction FAR better than watching it on it's own. Host guy is a little faggy but the other 3 are chill and pretty damn cool.

youtube.com/watch?v=c150iw486n4

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVh2tYDWhY

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>Posting the BEST live reactions and I'll give context on why they're so good
god damn I don't even need to read the rest of your post.

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dilate

Wrench used as a pummel and up throw
Backthrow is Banjo shoving the enemy into the bag (Taxi Pack), Kazooie being the shit out of them and kicking them out via the bottom backpack flap
Down throw is Banjo throwing the enemy down, jumping into his backpack (Sack Pack) and jumping on them

Cringe

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Thanks, man!

Reminder

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dead franchise.

>reviving
How fucking presumptuous can you be?

Plot twist, when people Datamine the next update, they find it that Hero uses a different name all together and Brave actually was Banjo

Forgetting Killer Instinct?

Post your ideas for Win Poses.
Assuming that they use the Jiggy Fanfare:
>1. Banjo holding a Jiggy and doing The Jiggy Dance from B-K, complete with Kazooie eating it on the final note
>2. The bird and bear playing along to the song on their respective instruments, ending on the pose from the trailer
>3. Kazooie pecking Banjo's head and then giggling to herself, she tries to do it again but Banjo grabs her neck and it ends on pic related's pose

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And his friend

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It technically counts as reviving even if it’s just for a crossover, it’s the fact that we finally see them again at their prime

Just like Megaman in smash 4

And technically Phoenix Wright for Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

Based

Those are more like cameos.

>Banjo Playing The newly banjo kazooie game for the switch and giving a joy con to kazooie to play with him on coop.
I know is a dream but a good dream to have.

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Some one make Real-Steve and banjo brutally murdering Grotesque steve well m.youtube.com/watch?v=VB-WvKoBZgA is in the back ground

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I actually like his Viva Pinata design. It fit the game's theme pretty well.

esl pls go

Now their cult leader has to get Sans tattooed on his asscheeks

It's fucking sad that Nintendo takes care of IPs better than the bloody publishers that own them.

One of the devs said they were going for a look that referenced the low poly look of the N64 model but they took it too far and fucked up.

good shit.

I lost all hope even if the trailer was pointing at BK. The jiggy was my happy trigger

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>tfw manlet bear bf
It really is a wonderful life

Sauce?
Also have banjo pull a jiggy and steve pull a diamond out of steves mouth or any other hole seen fit

>Cameo when you literally play as the character on their own stage with a bunch of their music
yeah, just a cameo.

>K Rool has shown up 3 fucking times, in 3 different character reveals in the same game

Absolutely based, here’s hoping the streak continues

fuck off. Banjobros don't associate with minecraft trash.

Never Americano gordo asqueroso

youtu.be/qLXBfEa2GCI

>Didn't cheer as the jiggy bounced by
>Just leaned back in my chair and went 'finally'

These guys should have been in 3 games ago.

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>Humba and Mumbo hate each other

>Nuts and Bolts forces all the characters in roles in every world

>Nutty Acres forced Mumbo and Humba to play husband and wife

Kek, based L.O.G

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video aged like milk and his jew nose is not very pleasant

I don't know why but I just smile and sometimes laugh a little when I see something about Banjo being in Smash. I'm personally a DQ fag and probably gonna play him more but there's just something really special about Banjo finally making it.

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Got Pac Man and Snake back, but it’s always a treat to see long requested characters finally get in

Can't stop the croc.

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Also near the front in the World of Light cutscene.

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Avenge the fallen when fall comes

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>cult leader

He’s the one who posted the Stevie’s getting BTFO video though, atleast he owned to it

Don’t forget Waluigi

Wah wasn't in the Grinch Leak

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>The fucking vore gif has existence since before February

What the fuck

Grizzly

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Fuck Waluigi and fuck Waluiginiggers.

BANJO STOP
YOURE DRUNK

Killer Instinct was a better reboot than anything Nintendo would do with it.

>Stevefags STILL trying
My favorite is they were recorded screeching about Banjo, then smugly said 'We knew he was recording'.
Damage control much?

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You see the issue here is that people think being important means you deserve a slot

No, it doesn’t
Being represented in some form? Sure, maybe

But not as a fucking character

>Didn't know who Banjo was
He just didn't play the game. He still recognized them before the super obvious silhouette. He got it at the shadow.

not really a fan of him in general, but vinny's reaction is so wholesome and is very similar to how I felt when I saw it

Banjo dropping his shorts haha

youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c?t=117

and look how popular it is in 2019..oh

DO A JIG(GY)

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>slightly
manlets actually believe this.

It shouldn't take that long for a guy who was at peak age when the games were at their most popular.

M-MASAKA

I don't care about BK or Smash, I just like barabait characters.

That has nothing to do with the quality of the game that has to do with the fact that it came out as Xbox exclusive.

what the fuck? where'd h

Based.

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>complains about anime sword characters
>their #1 is a fucking bunch of blocks with a sword
I don't even understand how adults could be upset about a gaming icon getting in and not their zoomer character

It does matter because we arent getting another for a LONG time. It's a flop. accept it.

Confusion, tears, and joy at once. I forgot how to smile that day, then I started screaming. Then my friend called 10 seconds later and we both were screaming. Still feels weird. Banjo's in smash.

>Banjo
>gaming icon
In what fucking universe? You don't see Banjo-Kazooie merchandise in major retailers like Target and Walmart.

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>You dont see merch for game characters that havent had a game in 10 years
>You cant be a gaming icon unless you see merch for them at your local walmart
You're retarded.

>A fighting game that isn't named Street Fighter isn't popular 6 years after release
Woah......

thats an impresion you get from them since Toiee
they are very stuborn in each other that you cant help but seeing them like an old couple.

Flop doesn't mean it was bad, retard.

based and barapilled

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you dont see castlevania shit there either. is that your only method of gauging a game's status?

this is an eighteen plus website

Okay enjoy playing the same game for the next decade.

How does he see past his nose!?

wrong, i can personally say it's been decades

You're wrong. We'll be seeing Banjo Amiibos in stores by 2020. Get BTFO zoomer.

Steve is a far bigger gaming icon than some has-been cereal mascot. Cope.

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Fuck off fake fan

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To be fair, everything in Nuts and Bolts was really big to accommodate the fact you'll typically be seeing it from the perspective of a vehicle.

So big he isn't in Smash!

Been replaying the first game. So far got 9/10 jiggys at Clanker's Cavern.

I guess Bayonetta and Corrin are icons, too, huh?

yes

I feel really bad for Clanker.

Even after he got freed, he still can't actually go anywhere.

buckyfag plz

Uh oh, the Stevey Seethey is taking a grumpy dumpy. "Pay attention to my shit post!" He screams.

To be a fucking gaming icon you have to have an identity. Something Default Skin Steve doesn't fucking have.
Get over yourself.
Even the fucking default classes in TF2 have more personality then Steve?.
Fucking WII FIT TRAINER
Has more personality then Steve.

Cope.
Dilate
Seethe

This is what we need more of. Fuck the idea of rosterfags fighting each other.

>cope with your character who wanted in the game you own.
Damn. I'm coping so hard right now. Also when you have to resort to
>well x is a bigger icon than y
which is something different than what you said originally, then you know you got BTFO hard.

Oh it's not rosterfags fighting. It's Rosterfags fighting Shitpost Steve.

>Banjo has more merch then when he was getting games.

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yeah.

Minecraft in 2019 is far bigger than Banjo was in 1998.

>banjo
>gaming icon.
Of what? 98-2001?

Stevefags still SEETHING

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Yeah, the GAME'S iconic. Not the fucking default skin people replace. Lmfao.

>Wario to Banjo
fucking, are you me?

At least their franchise will get more games.

>Story Mode was canceled and caused Tell Tale to go fucking bankrupt
>wait 10 years for a literal Diablo Minecraft
UH OH SISTERS

>cereal mascot
Every fucking time.

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Quality over Quantity

anyone who's played 3D platformers. He's appeared on the cover of N64 boxes right next to Mario, DK, and Pikachu.

I don't think fan created mods that vastly improve the game count as new games.

youtube.com/watch?v=REpiQnnp6p8

Not if the quantity is zero.

is that... BANJOOOOOOO?! FROM GAME GRUMPS? WE DID IT, REDDIT!

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speaking of Game Grumps. Anyone know why Kirkhope was kind of a dick to them in the video?

Stevey Stevey
Cope and Seethey.

You mean the walking dead?

Nigga just lemme have a Redemption arc plz

Probably cause he had to sit next to Arin, who fucking hates Rare Games.
Funny, they clearly state 'Minecraft Storymode sucked so we went bankrupt, get fucked Stevefag.'

It's a cultural thing.

Maybe he saw Jontron play it and was like "What the fuck, I thought he said he's played BK before."

You're not a cartoon character. Rhyming like that just makes you gay.

>what? you don't like my fursona? ugh, you must be a stevefag!

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>they clearly state
Am I supposed to listen to PR when they never fixed their engine or improved their writing?

Banjo-Kazooie is a gaming icon, in the 90s he was literally in the same Nintendo hierarchy as Mario, Link and Pikachu. Sure he's past his prime, but you cannot ignore the past.

Rhyming might just make user gay, but Stevey in smash you'll never play.

Uh oh, the Stevefag's gonna take another grumpy dumpy.
Didn't Stevefags make a video of Steve, who was supposed to be in Smash, anally raping Banjo, then licking the blood and shit off his penis? And then anal vored Banjo?
That's pretty gay, dude.

playing BK for the first time it's pretty fun but still doesn't hold a candle to SM64

It's weird that you think I care about steve and not the fact that smash is banjo's grave.

>new game was confirmed
>S-smash is Banjo's grave! STEVE WON, WE WON!

so Brits are just assholes for fun? I can understand if you're making it obvious that you're joking but doing it in a deadpan way is just not very nice.

Moving that goal post is hard work, huh?

>new game
>no e3 announcement
fuck off with your goddamn ports you sucker.

We'll see you with Banjo Three-ie, still in development.
Sorry you Stevefags BTFO'd yourselves so hard.

Posting the BEST live reactions and I'll give context on why they're so good.

>Vinesauce Vinny
30+ year old boomer who loves the games. He's trolled his viewers in past direct live streams by playing Banjo music right before the reveal. He even plays Banjo music in the beginning of this video. As soon as he sees the Jiggy, you can literally hear his voice crack as if he's getting choked up. Been watching him for years and I never seen him give a reaction like this. Also he's pretty chill and doesn't lose his composure which is a bonus.

44:47
youtube.com/watch?v=WyoTnSp4lDw

>Nitro Rad
chill guy who's a big fan of classic 3D platformers. It's great because he's pretty indifferent for most of the direct but once he sees the Jiggy he loses his shit. Was completely unexpected and he never thought it would ever happen. Also a great YT channel.

38:18
youtube.com/watch?v=mlfZmArk9Sc

>DK Vine
Okay this one is extra special. These guys are massive Donkey Kong and Rare fans. They have a Donkey Kong podcast and run the DK Vine forum which has been up since the early 2000's I highly recommend you watch their aftermath discussion video FIRST because these guys know their shit. They can tell you what person designed what character and all the little obscure things related to Banjo. They even talk about what was going on in their head during the direct and how they lost hope towards the end. Not to mention it's actually pretty funny some of the shit they say. I know it's long but it's a fun watch and it makes the reaction FAR better than watching it on it's own. Host guy is a little faggy but the other 3 are chill and pretty damn cool.

youtube.com/watch?v=c150iw486n4

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVh2tYDWhY

I don't care about your "fallacies" not everything is a theoretical war. Banjo is not a fighting game character.

>revived after 11 year hiatus
>UHH NO NO NO ONNONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD THIS DOESNT COUNT AAAA NO STEVE HELP MEEEEEE

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>BUT THE PORT FOR MINECRAFT WAS MEANT TO CEMENT STEVE'S PLACE IN SMASH
>WHY!? CEREAL MASCOT! DEAD! HE DUCK HUNT CLONE

Literally punches in his debut game.
That solidifies him as a fighter.

If it really was, there wouldn't be problems. But it's more than likely not.

>new copyright for a new game confirmed by an amazon leak
>NO BANJO'S DEAD, WE, THE STEVEFAGS, WON

>revived
liar.

remember when best buy """confirmed""" a persona 5 port, link to the past remake, and metroid prime collection?

>minecraft
>game that sells millions across multiple consoles, one of them being pc in an age where normalfags think videogames are cool
>appeals to autists

>banjo kazooie
>an actual game that sold 3 million on a console from the 90s when normalfaggots thought videogsmes were nerdshit that rotted your brain
>appeals to people that actually like video games

Latter is far more impressive.

S'okay Steve, I'm sure Sony Allstars will welcome ya with open arms. Ya cunt.

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you can deny all you want, but this is Banjo's revival.

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>Posting the BEST live reactions

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Remember when Vergeben 'confirmed' minecraft content in Smash? UH OH SISTERS

Banjo is trying to match Kazooie’s pose so they can look cool together

not that user but not only was a banjo game listed, but when people contacted amazon germany customer support they confirmed the listing is legitimate and to wait and see.

Technically a mii costume could still happen

A fighting game isn't platformer. Hell you would probably be closer with a racing game given how many of those he's shown up in.

>smash """leaker""" makes up bullshit
what else is new?

There's Platforms in Smash
Check mate.

It wasn't bullshit when you believed him and followed 'the cult of steve'

Even if I assume that's correct, it could just be a damn port.

made of BBC (Big Bear Cock)
(which he then uses to fuck white women)

This, Villager is my true main but Sonic's got my back too

nigger smash brings back dead and near dying franchises: Kid Icarus, Fire Emblem, Mega Man, Banjo-Kazooie is next.

It's a fighting game with a primary focus on knocking opponents out not fulfilling objectives centered around platforming.

>Ice Climber
>Duck Hunt

i never believe any """leakers""" and didn't want steve. keep coping, though.

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The Objective is to knock your enemy off a platform.
Boom.

kid icarus only got revived because sakurai himself wanted to make a game.
fire emblem almost got cancelled after brawl, it only got saved by pandering to waifufags and ironic weebs in its own games.
mega man 9 and 10 came out years before smash 4.
f-zero is still dead, ice climber is still dead, game & watch gallery is still dead, duck hunt is still dead, etc.

>Stevies are still seething after two weeks

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They wanted to make him more balanced, Smash does that all the time. See Villager for example.

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>Coping
>When Banjo won
Incelroar still frustrated that not only did nobody want him, but he's trash

It's OK, Steve can come in as a Mii-costume.

This looks edited. Where's the original.

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it probably is but I'd love that anyway

If Rare and Microsoft see's the property as worthless why don't they just sell it?

Reminder that Kazooie is voiced by a man.

Why doesn't Square just sell Geno to Nintendo?

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Who would want to buy?

Banjo is a killer new addition to super smash brothers, my nigga. He really drowns out the competition.

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Because neither of them care about him

Shut it! You bird brain!

Likeliest scenario is the camera rotates around Spiral Mountain at 90-degree intervals then stops for a minute or so. When it's still stage pieces like the floating platforms have a chance to appear that will disappear before the camera starts rotating again. The bridge to Grunty's Lair likely vanishes during the rotation and doesn't reappear until it's on the left and right sides of the mountain.

Banjo has always been short fucking bottles is like half his size

Square can only really sell Geno to Nintendo only and Nintendo doesn't care.

I feel like a lot of developers would jump for the chance to own Banjo in comparison.

>seeing other people happy makes you a zoomer

>hrwah hrwah hrwah

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So having sex will prevent me from ever having emotions again? Why would I harm myself like that?

>The fucking 1up statue
>THE FUCKING DRAGONFLY

Good fucking lord i keep finding new shit

Square copyrights Geno specifically so the Dragon Quest Builders Hero can use his color scheme

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Vergeben actually still sticks by that, he still believes some form of Minecraft content is coming

Most likely scenario is that it's a Mii costume that comes alongside the Banjo fighterpass

He probably didn't understand Let's Plays and got tired of it after a little while.

Why did you post this again?

Sorry Stevebros, but I just really really like Banjo-Kazooie, lol.

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I mean, Steve can still get in. We have like two slots left. And it's not like he doesn't deserve it honestly.

Still prefer Crash and Doomguy though.

DKVine is still alive? What the fuck?

I remember that shit from.....2008, with you-know-who's smashed update videos, holy shit

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because based post is based

So does Kazooie just live in Banjo's backpack or something?

Yeah all that needs to be done is make him look into the camera and smile more. I see what they were trying to do but it just looks off. The fur on banjo is weird too, and hand/feet sleeves are bad. Their mural artwork is a little off too

At this point Vergeben hasnt been wrong

He himself was never the problem, his dicksuckers were, when he feels uneasy about a leak he knows and he eventually becomes right about it being bullshit

I atleast respect him for admitting bad sources compared to that faggot Liam Robertson who bans you if you remind him about Star Fox Grand Prix

The odds of getting 2 Microsoft characters as DLC is very unlikely. The two mentioned are more likely at this point.

Kazooie is an enigma
The personalities is that Banjo is the lazy one and Kazooie is the adventurous one but Banjo is doing all the walking until you learn talon trot

youtube.com/watch?v=K0YUMyn49X0

To be fair, Capcom managed to get both Megaman and Ryu in Smash 4, but at the same time, one was base game and the other DLC

Frankly, people need to get this brainless NPC meme that Minecraft representation has to be a playable character when it really doesn't. A Stage, music or mii costumes are fine as it is.

Be honest, you literally never stopped using the Talon tron once you learned it, didn't you?

It's trying to be like one of the old renders but it doesnt work. It's like both of them were supposed to pose but kazooie want more attention to herself and pops out with force which makes banjo fuck up his pose and the final product is what we have.

Excuse me.
Who?

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>This is the only thing that people will remember Cubivore for
That game didn't deserve this

He made the right decision.

holy fuck

I dont think they even let you say that on /pol/

Of fucking course i did

too soon Carlos...

youtube.com/watch?v=XMjYY3tbX1k
This exact laugh for 20 minutes

If you didn't kill hours in Banjo Tooie just fucking around separated as Banjo alone or Kazooie alone, then you never felt true freedom.

Kazooie's glide is so fucking good

GOD DAMN IT USE FUCKING GRUNTY IF YOU ARE GOING TO RHYME!

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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BIRDBRAIN

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If one of them doesn't involve him entering the frame from the right and knocking on the camera I'll be very disappointed

Does anyone have the comic where the Clockwork Kazooie calls Kazooie "mama" just before exploding?

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Uuh Uuh Uuh Uuh Uuh Uuh Uuh

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Would be even better if Banjo accidentally knocks the camera over and gets embarrassed while Kazooie laughs.

same

>*PFFT BRAAAP BRRRRRRT SPLOOOOOSH*

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Stevey Stevey, cope and seethey
Model made by discord tranny, posts removed by unpaid janny
June 11th came and went, yet in your heads we pay no rent
“Cartoon Bear” you scream and cry, yet you god gets killed by Sakurai
Silly Stevey can’t you see, as you beg upon your frail boney knees
Banjo has came and won, while Minecraft content in Smash remains as none
Discord in shambles, as it draws to a stand-still
Your cult is a mess and tattooed upon your leading man, a strong looking skeleton, his name being Sans
So yes, Stevey, your life lacks true meaning
An eternity to be mocked, shitposters beware, this group of fags lost to a bear!

needs work, the rhyme beats are sometimes too long

you dont deserve to know.

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Im suprised by the lack of Banjo animations
That one is literally the only fucking one

Yep, I'm thinking they're in.

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>hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah
It really was a different time

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I don't know what's happening now, I haven't heard a single peep outta there discord, not a thing, I think they are dead.

>THE JINJOGATES GRUHNTALD
>HAND THEM OVER

Im really fucking thankful that Banjo got an actual CGI trailer

Seeing his model actually do shit is so fucking satisfying

Give it time,user.

>we live in a timeline where these characters are in the same game

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There's this one
youtube.com/watch?v=W52mGJX31iI

man Banjo without ears is so bizarre to look at

>There came to be an officially licensed game where Bayonetta can get the shit kicked out of her by Pac Man

What a timeline this is

sauce?

I haven't even wanted them in for that long, but it still feels utterly surreal. This is how I imagine it must've been like when they revealed Sonic in Brawl. You know it's possible because of Snake, but it just feels like it can't happen

I still can't believe it.

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pls

youtube.com/watch?v=dxqps72dO5Q

So now that it's basically confirmed Nintendo's inhouse musicians are going to be remixing Banjo music alongside Grant, i wonder whose remixing what.

Grunty's theme by Yoko would be nice

FUCKING MUMBO STOP PLAYING MUSIC OVER MY BANJO

>Grunty and Klungo

kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=NRLQjWORROA

Is there more than 1 mumbo?
excluding mingy jongo of course

No it's always the same guy

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It's okay Kazooie you can always make another one

If that doesnt work you can just hatch an egg yourself

I always liked Kazooie's dialog because she always seemed to say what you're thinking.
>Cool, a baby alien.

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I still believe too this day that Verg saw the spirit for the cubivore pig and mistook it for the Minecraft pig. That was why he was pushing Steve from Minecraft so hard.

>Aliens in Jollyroger

>Fail to power up their ship

>>>>"Where's your Green Card"

Based and Breegull pilled

Vergeben never even doubled down on Steve. He just said "some form of Minecraft content"

Using a face would alert folks it's me. Only these words are all they should see.

>It's worse than that... Grunty's killed poor Bottles!
>He wasn't the favorite character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway...

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Posting the BEST live reactions and I'll give context on why they're so good.

>Vinesauce Vinny
30+ year old boomer who loves the games. He's trolled his viewers in past direct live streams by playing Banjo music right before the reveal. He even plays Banjo music in the beginning of this video. As soon as he sees the Jiggy, you can literally hear his voice crack as if he's getting choked up. Been watching him for years and I never seen him give a reaction like this. Also he's pretty chill and doesn't lose his composure which is a bonus.

44:47
youtube.com/watch?v=WyoTnSp4lDw

>Nitro Rad
chill guy who's a big fan of classic 3D platformers. It's great because he's pretty indifferent for most of the direct but once he sees the Jiggy he loses his shit. Was completely unexpected and he never thought it would ever happen. Also a great YT channel.

38:18
youtube.com/watch?v=mlfZmArk9Sc

>DK Vine
Okay this one is extra special. These guys are massive Donkey Kong and Rare fans. They have a Donkey Kong podcast and run the DK Vine forum which has been up since the early 2000's I highly recommend you watch their aftermath discussion video FIRST because these guys know their shit. They can tell you what person designed what character and all the little obscure things related to Banjo. They even talk about what was going on in their head during the direct and how they lost hope towards the end. Not to mention it's actually pretty funny some of the shit they say. I know it's long but it's a fun watch and it makes the reaction FAR better than watching it on it's own. Host guy is a little faggy but the other 3 are chill and pretty damn cool.

youtube.com/watch?v=c150iw486n4

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVh2tYDWhY

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>three times

>3 times
>Banjo threeie
happening.

>MFW THE JIGGY DROPPED FROM THE CEILING

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It's always been happening but the recent surge was because of some thread the day after Banjo was announced. Someone posted a humourous piece of fanart where Kazooie was flirting with Falco, and someone else posted one where Isabelle was giving Banjo implied handjob and Kazooie was jealous. Result was that anons thought of Kazooie in a sexual light and then lewd Kazooies were posted. It spread, and here we are now.
I have no related image.

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This was during the time when "gritty" was the fashion, which explains his dark colour and attempt at realistic detail. And, as some user said, he's weirdly shaped because they were trying to recreate the low-polygon look from the N64.

Cringe, all of it onions and cringe

I picked up on the Rare connection when K. Rool was shown with Diddy and DK

disingenuous, right was done to the specifications of spencer and rare, sakurai even said so

yee fuck you too

Yeah and Hyle is still running the Kongversation to this day

>Why isn't it hatching?
>I DON'T WANT TO YET
>Oh.

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I beat Banjo-Kazooie. I beat Grunty's Revenge. I beat Banjo-Tooie. Now I'm on to Nuts & Bolts. I just got the Mumbo's garage and I'm already depressed. Why was it all redesigned to look like Viva Pinata, but bad? Why are they treating Banjo and Kazooie like complete garbage? What was Rare's motivation for these decisions?

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Why is Hyle such an obnoxious faggot compared to the rest of the guys? Is he at least aware that he's a sperg? Also what the fuck kind of name is Hyle

>Banjo & Kazooie get a unique victory screen
>It's just a full length recreation of the intro to the first game
youtube.com/watch?v=NjYWVia5bAM

They thought a 3D platformer wouldn't sell, so they decided to go in a different direction. It didn't really work well.

a name that belongs to obnoxious faggot spergs, what else?

>try listening to an episode of the Kongversation
>Hyle goes on another pointless unrelated tangent that isn't as funny as he thinks, before moving on to complain about Trump/right-wingers for the 500th time.
Why does this guy have to be in charge of the only Rare-focused podcast out there.

Why did they think Super Mario Galaxy could succeed but Banjo-Kazooie couldn't? Were they just cynical and depressed at this point, and were they out of ideas for innovating 3D platforming/collectathoning?

To be fair that's not a terrible judgement. 3D platformers outside of Mario were dead during that era and Banjo wouldn't have succeeded as it were.
But nowadays there's a huge demand for old-fashioned games. Just look at how successful YookaLaylee's kickstarter was. A new Banjo collectathon could work nowadays.
Too bad YL sucked dick and everyone left at Rare wasn't involved with the older titles and hates platformers anyway.

Galaxy is a very different style of game from Banjo, although I don't think that would have influenced their decision. They probably just brushed Galaxy off because it's Mario and there was no way it wouldn't sell.

I don't understand why him and people like him aren't aware of who they or don't care. Just don't act like a flamboyant retard who says random stupid shit knowing it ain't funny. Mellow out and think before you say something. Maybe more people would actually watch the podcast if you were..idk... likable.

He's stated before that he's fully aware of how much people are annoyed by his constant political rantings in a fucking Donkey Kong podcast, and he insisted that they're going to stay just because.

Holy shit, good eye user

During the late 5th and 6th generations of gaming, 3d platformers were a dime a dozen and the genre experienced extreme burnout thanks to a myriad of shitty licensed movie/cartoon tie-ins and low-effort shovelware.
Not to mention the kids who grew up on Banjo were entering their late teens and early adulthood by this point. This combined with the aforementioned burnout meant that even their original playerbase likely would've had no interest in a traditional Banjo game.

Gregg Mayles is still at Rare, whose absence was clearly felt in YL with it's crappy level design. Don't think that's quite enough for them to make a decent Banjo game though.

As soon as the Jiggy dropped I couldn't fucking breath, holding back tears and laughter, I was so fucking happy for the entire day

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Isn't Gregg sick of the constant Banjo questioning and sick of collectathons in general?

>Galaxy is a very different style of game from Banjo,
Exactly. It's a 3D platformer, but Rare could have been finding ways to do it bigger and better with Banjo, using his own unique style and charms.

Its time to settle things.
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i cant wait for the official model for Banjo to come out so people animate him tormenting grotesque steve of course not anal rape, because banjo isnt a fag

I know, but it's gonna be banjo fingering steve's mouth instead, leaving it like pic related

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That's the sole reason Banjo-Kazooie died off. They were good enough, but Rare didn't want to make them an ongoing staple series like Mario, Final Fantasy, or Halo. Banjo-Tooie is a very different game from Banjo-Kazooie, but still has a fair amount of the same soul. Grunty's Revenge feels like uninspired shovelware, like it was just work to them. Nuts and Bolts has none of Banjo-Kazooie's soul. They don't care about Banjo and they don't see his potential. They didn't want any kind of staple series at that point and they probably still don't. And now that the Kinect is dead and their pirates game is out, who knows what they're going to do?

So judging form what we know of his moveset
Do you think he'll be a good character?

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>the jiggies, Winkybunion

K. Keep me posted.

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>projectile and item play
>disjointed normals
>invincible side-B to approach with
I'd say he seems pretty good. His biggest downside seems to be that his recovery is likely super exploitable.

Yeah, never been wrong. Loving the minecraft content in the base game.

I've tried a few of Rare's old portable games and they've been mediocre or shit every time. Are there any that are at least decent?

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Depends how some of his tools work
>Do attacks using Kazooie like Breegull Bash have disjointed hitboxes?
>Does Shock Spring Jump have a hitbox?
>How do Golden Feathers recharge for the Wonderwing?
>What causes the Grenade Egg to detonate?

Gameboy Battletoads.

If you watch the WonderWing clip frame-by-frame you'll notice that when the golden feather falls off the meter, it doesn't vanish or float away, but instead falls to the ground. Maybe there will be a mechanic where you have to re-collect the feathers in order to use WonderWing?

I would say Grenade Egg explodes on contact, but Diddy Kong grabbed it so unless that was a Team Match then anyone is going to be able to pick it up/catch it and throw it, and Banjo doesn't recover fast enough to grab it himself.

Looks slightly taller than Mario and Sonic, he's fine.

I don't get i-
>Underwater

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Fun fact: Banjo in Smash already contains a reference to Nuts & Bolts. That stretching idle animation he does on Spiral Mountain is taken from one of Banjo's animations in the Nuts & Bolts main menu.

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Also there's this.

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Not a bad change, honestly. You can see that they mixed in the original house's design in a few places too, like the door having a window.

I've always wondered if the Diddy Kong Racing cast including Banjo would have been in Donkey Kong Racing. Taj was clearly still a central character.

TIME TO SETTLE THIS

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I wouldn't say "knew" but by the time it got to DK yawning, the possibilities in my mind were limited and Banjo was one of the ones I was hoping for the most

NEW Banjo thread when? We at Bump limit boys.

Spiral Mountain in general looks very Nuts & Bolts inspired, which isn't such a terrible thing. Spiral Mountain looked okay in that game, with only the Grunty's Lair entrance looking completely awful. Thankfully in Smash they completely redid it. Banjo's house here looks great. My only complaint would be the chimney.

As soon as I saw DK yawning I knew they were fucking in

NEW THREAD

Crash in Smash would be the ultimate fuck you to PSASBR

Seems to me like they were focusing solely on the DK cast apart from Taj, the trailer didn't show it but Kiddy and Lanky were going to be in it as well. From what I've heard about the gameplay it was going to be extremely different from Diddy Kong Racing.

Interesting thing is that DKR was originally going to be called "RC Pro-Am 64" with Timber as the main character, but they realized late in development that including/naming it after a DK character would be much more marketable rather than using the ancient RC Pro-Am IP. That's why the game has barely anything to do with the DK universe.

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No fucking wrench

>1. Banjo & Kazooie play their instruments and then do their pose from the end of the first game's intro
>2. Banjo gets lifted into the air by magic and transforms into the washing machine
>2. Skeleton Grunty's head flies in from offscreen and Banjo & Kazooie toss and kick it around

i like both so no answer