WHAT THE FUCK Yea ForumsV YOU STUPID FAGGOTS WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO JOIN THE BIRD TEAM

For me, its Scuderia Pigrari.

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While I usually agree, Corgis are undeniably reddit
Mostly because they were Yea Forums like 13 years ago

I vant my burd.

>all teams advancing at roughly same speed even with basically no team members/nobody doing shit (gotta keep up that illusion of competition)
>reddit's chosen team skyrockets ahead because they all zerged to it and are burning all their nitro boosters
it's funny Valve calls it a "race" when the race ain't even real my gender studies professor says so too

I can't think of anything more reddit than this post
holy shit

right here babyyyyyyyyyyy

Why'd they give us these shitty animal reps? Tortoise and hare I can understand but a fucking bird some dumbass pig and le ebin doggo?

awww gud pupper good boy uwu

>tfw you expected a shitty top down racer

>people cooperate so everyone wins
>NOOO FUCK YOUU
Impending Valve fucking with the numbers so that everyone is equal coming in a day

>tfw didn't join the meme team
woops

That would've required effort, and competency, something the shitty SJW Facebook social gaming designers Valve has been hiring the last decade know nothing about.
an actual dumb little racing game would've been fukken awesome though. Gaben Kart, complete with bashing your opponents with a motherfucking red turtle shell.

Imagine being this upset because animal of your choice isn't winning.

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>animal of your choice
lol everyone is bandwagoning with reddit there is no choice

it seems like it stores all your points and money spent regardless of whether you have picked a team

why not just sit back and wait

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Man its like you children are so stupid, when the other timezone gets up team corgi is going to lose

i don't like corgis, but i knew they would win, normally i would've picked your mom

epic dogo meem

much epic

Results are what matters. I'll gladly sell my soul to leddit if it means winning.

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holla holla

>not joining team cockatiel

It's like you don't even want to be on the best team

The fuck is this shit about animal teams I just got home explain it to a brainlet

Delusional. We've got the big names of Steam on our side. You're fucked, tortcope

Slow and steady, boys

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Shut the fuck up Diavolo.

Winning team gets free games. Reddit picked Corgi. Yea Forums picked cockatiel. As usual with anything between the two, reddit wins.

>PIG IS STILL LAST
I THOUGHT ALL ANIMALS WERE EQUAL. BUT PIGS WERE ESPECIALLY EQUAL.

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Its another attempt by valve to turn rampant capitalism into a game

Is there a reason I shouldn't use all of my boosts today? I've read the instructions and I'm not clear what actually renews with each new day.

This

Steam is giving away free games if your animal team wins.

the whole race gets deleted, first place gets 3 point, second 2, ect

whoever has the most points by the end wins

there is no reason to use points today since dogs already won

imagine being this new

Is there any reason not to use all my boosters at once?

Winning team has three people chosen. Second place gets two people chose, and third place gets one person chosen. Your odds are better on the other teams if everyone is joining Corgi

>bought $20 of games before realizing I should join a team
fuck me

It should still increase your capacity.

or just have two accounts on corgi and tortoise? fuckin retards

AHH HELP ME CORGIBROS

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>open steam
>given option to join team
>team corgi has almost 10x as much points as all of the other teams combined
Why would I or anyone else ever not pick to join the winning team? What a dumb fucking contest, who at Valve makes this shit?

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I love how you cant read.

They pick hundreds of people, not 3, retard.

Points get reset after the race.

What's the point of this?

I've never seen a contest blatantly show the winner so early like this race. As soon as it started it was over.

More people = less chance of winning shit. Top 3 finisher teams get rewards, less people = you stand a better chance of winning shit. If the teams were closer in population it'd be one thing, but Corgis are so overpopulated now the extra prizes have massively dropped vs the ratio.

Incentivize weak willed children to spend money on games they dont need or want so that they can 'compete' for 'prizes'

cope

use your brain for a second. if corgi has this many more people in it, how on earth would you be the one to win one of the 300 prizes? but if you're in the second team, that only gets 200 prizes but has 10x less people in it (it's more than 10x but doesn't matter), you are more likely to win a prize. it's very simple user.

now of course the chances are still fucking low so in the end there's no real point in joining the "best" team but what I said above is true if you want the best chances to win a prize

the race is just some dumb shit in the background with a prize at the end
but the coins is the real meat of the event
if you actually played video games, you can easily get $15 off for free

I'll have plenty of time to make sense of all this while Shadow of War spends the next 10 hours downloading 100GB.

aren't the coins the same as points, the capacity of which goes down 1,000 every time you cash them in? So wouldn't you have to buy more in order to restore the capacity?

no idea
I got my $15 off already, gonna wait and see if the capacity resets tomorrow

it should reset but to what value is what I'm wondering. people got more boost cap from purchases they had made before this event, but I doubt those people (including me) will get the same cap tomorrow. I think we're going back to the "default" level when it resets tomorrow

Jesus you are all fucking retarded.

Steam has 1 BILLION accounts and 90 MILLION monthly users. Lets pretend only half participate and do so equally, thats 45 million users divided by 5 into 9 million users per team. I need to point out here that this is a MASSIVE lowball number, I am purposely ignoring tens of millions of other participants who likely engage in these events.

That means you have a 1:9,000,000 chance of getting a free game, assuming your team wins every time.

Lets put that into perspective, if you fucking walked into a casino with $60 you have a higher chance on a blackjack table of doubling your money than you do of 'winning' the summer sale competition and getting a free game.

Fucking retarded the lot of you. You wont win shit. Wasting time on this is pure idiocy.

Oh it's some valveshit
Hard pass.

what do I do with this shit? Also I had more boosts but the button got greyed out, don't know if there's a limit to boosts you can use per day or they thought I was a bot.

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$10 off
and yes, they stack

You wrote all this while thinking that I would read it. Ha! Wasting your time on pure idiocy there, mate

I don't think the capacity resets the bulk amount that they gave you. I think it only resets 100 + 100 for each day + 100 for each $ spent.

>he's a lucklet
Please. I'll win for sure.
Screencap this.

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>not being a glorious COCK

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so how do i get the 15 dollar discount?

45K point

HOW DO I CLAIM THIS SHIT

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>tfw threw away 30k points because i didnt buy anything to upgrade some capacity shit

>it's more than 10x but doesn't matter
The other teams have between 600-700 points total, which x10 is obviously quite a bit more than Corgi's 4,700-ish score.

yea that's what I think too. kinda annoying because I'm only going to buy one thing and for that I need the discount. I'm 3k points off so I guess I will get it eventually but it will have to wait for now

But dont you see, your (you) is all I needed all along.

spend money buying games to upgrade capacity

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how do i earn points?

They made the text red colored for a reason.

>I can have a max of 4k points at a time
>All my games with cheevos give something like 30k
>Excess is thrown away and completely wasted

THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?

>measly lifespan of 12-15 years
No matter the result, we will have the last laugh, meme mutt!

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You think you have it bad? I had to throw 60k.

so your telling me i have to spend 300 dollars to claim my 30,000 points?

so what happens once the race ends?
i wasnt paying attention i just click to join team corgi

BIRD UP

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Either that, or wait 'till tomorrow and claim them.
Anyways, you'll have to thorw the mayority down the shitter if you spent less than 100-150 bucks on the store.

>Valve doesn't even try to have any balance mechanics
>Makes no sense to join any team except the winning one
another shitty sale game. Why do we even use Steam anymore?

Yea Forums is too lazy to use gog

its so balanced user, first place gets 300 free games, second 200, third 100!

That means you have a 300:tens of millions chance of winning!

>tfw getting points just for playing tf2 normally
easy points. If I get enough points can I use the $5 off to get a $5 game for free?

Points from this race stay on this race.
That means that all teams get their points reset in the next race.

So then Corgi, being the biggest, gets back in first place the next day instantly.

>already had a game with all cheevos done

100% of Yea Forums users have an account at Reddit, except for me, I'm an oldfag and wince in disgust constantly thinking about it.

team hare!

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i knew right away which team to join, hopefully winning won't be shit

>Earn points and you could win free games
>win free games
Why?

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they had a shitty shoot em up last year

>can't use the discount tokens on Killing Floor 2 costumes because it uses a weird in-game store window
That sucks I was hoping to get that chicken costume without feeling guilty about actually paying for it.

>reddit like dog
me no like dog now

>no felines
Garbage. Joined tortoise for le haha funny because they're slow, but at least it's not corgi.

based grug

FUCK MAMMALS

I never liked dog

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If they spend this much points again, yes.
Corgi is already 4k ahead. The event ends on July 9th, so the other teams need to coordinate together to attack Corgi at least what's left of June to get a chance to get ahead.

I joined Corgi because I want the "Your team fucking won first place" badge. While it'd be nice if I got some free games, I know the odds are almost-0.
>Most people of any team will get free shit every single day
>But there's also like 50x as many people as any other team
>Don't wanna try and figure out who will get 2nd most of the time and try for a slightly better odds of free shit

F

WTF BIRD AND DOG BROS TURTLE IS PASSING US NOW

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why is that dog full of red paint?

You people really are tribal niggers. From this to easter fools, if there's sides to pick you will jump armed to the teeth into a pointless fight

Do playing games with achievements duplicate the amount of points you earn?

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Why/how do these fags live so long anyway?

>implying it wont be like every other steam sale competition where they force other teams to win behind the scenes

>I joined Corgi because I want the "Your team fucking won first place" badge.
More like "I didn't join the game instantly as soon as it was up, without any foresight, and just picked the clearly winning one a short while later". You're not going to get an additional badge but enjoy the "that team everyone else was in" one.

When will team shitposting return to Yea Forums, bros? I wanna get used by chocolatechads again

Stop making this fucking thread

>See team corgi is winning
>join team corgi

This whole event doesn’t matter just pick the winning side

They are going to manipulate numbers tomorrow to make another team win anyway. They do that for every "competition" because they know people just join a single team.

Why would you pick corgi? Purposely drops your chances of winning the free games

>you can easily get $15 off for free
Scrub

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Hyiiaaaaa

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I won like the Top5 games off my Wishlist some Summer Sale a few years ago. Not as many people usually participate in the events as you think.

>Want to buy game
>Look at pretty much every online review
>All the downsides stack up and I decide not to buy it
>Repeat until the event is over
Fuck it can someone just recommend me something? I don't have the best internet so keep it single-player or turn based lads.

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Where my redditbros @?? Keep dabben on those Yea Forumstard cocks

how much is 30 pitchforks in real money

Tribes Ascend has something to say about that

>see all this shit about corgi already having won
>finally log in to Steam
>pick cockatiel
>zero fucks given

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but WHY

you're a dumbfuck if you unironically think the torties won't win

How the fuck do you get token ????

Do a boost

Why not? The strong survive, the weak perish.

this, the past team events on both steam and Yea Forums should remind you it doesn't matter how much you say one team is a chad, for the losing teams will always make posts begging for winning team chads to fuck them, just like how mint fags bowed to their masters when it was all said and done

why is it always chinks

because there are as 4 times more chinks than there are mutts in this world

Team peep and mint were always like that. Us chocobros held out just fine, aside from the people trying to make team chocolate team based black man.

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You had to know every norman would pic dogo.

more like gangrene

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.