SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

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Wait wait wait i thought it was supposed to be zelda

uncut moth :^)

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>4 hours of pokeshit
>MORE pokeshit
>zeldatrannies and bing bing wahoo next
See you guys later for re2

posting updated tier list accordingly one more time, good night

ELDER GOD ARE YOU SSSHITTING ME TIER: Punch-Out (wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Race // Punch-Out (arcade)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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how did this Chad end up being a Pokemon speedrunner?

Pokefuckers yeah I think I see where you're coming from

Not so fast

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Fuck this pokemon shit

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please dont give your moth a circumcision

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phew, runner almost got banned over the "i'm a boy because it's faster" there until his friend backed him up with a "disgusting".

dawn is best girl

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boobs!

What the fuck, my ears aren't bleeding, why isn't the donation reader never shutting up?

FUCK OFF WITH THE POKEMON SHIT ALREADY, I DONT WANT FUCKING JRPGS, THEY ARE BORING TO PLAY AND ARE EVEN MORE BORING TO WATCH

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Gee, I wonder

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boobs?
you mean like... girl boobs? those boobs?

at least this pokeshit is only like 18 minutes.

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So how was the crystal glitchless run? Had to leave and missed the rest of it.

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I miss megumin!!!

>runner has speech impediment
Waste of an afternoon with this poke shit

so do pokeballs work on god?

Cry more autist

You forgot those 17 quotations marks before and after that word, user

girl boob. girls have boobs.

GENDER MATTERS!!!
BANNED

DIOOOOO/10

uhm what did he just fucking say

why is this during the week?
don't these people have jobs?

>talking about gender
Ban

>poyobean is coming up for announcing
WAIT NO I DIDN'T NEED THIS

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Does S.T.A.L.K.E.R have a speed running community?

>talking about genders
Walking on the razors edge

>The absolute state of females

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Get this transphob off the couch

He is so fucking banned for that. Gaystapo will march him out of the place after this run.

>mentioning genders
probably banned

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>being male is better
TRANNIES BTFO

Why did Solomon's Key get C Tier? Watched it the day after and I liked it

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People do speedrun it, so yes

>all this talk about binary genders
>forgetting to constantly call it disgusting
monkaS

It was FOOOOOOOUUURRR HOOOOOUUURS

and pretty fun at that

Niggers

I love route 29 music

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WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS DRINKING

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not only did he mention gender, he mentioned males are stronger!
B A N N E D

finally a good run

>that one poor americlap

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>males better
>HM slave

B A N N E D

i cant wait to KANTOOOOOOOOOO shitpost during LGPE
its the only reason why im gonna watch it

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I hear a quantum mechanics degree is recommended if you want to get good

>Ranger-X
like pic related?

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Stalker speedrunning takes actual brains and skill unlike rpg runs so no.

none for me thanks, ive been drinking too many days in a row

Loliwag

Alright I was just wondering why I never see it at GDQ

It's done all the time at ESA. That should tell you something about ESA compared to this shitshow.
Also, no trannies at ESA.

watch ESA then

Water

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ESA did it last year.
youtube.com/watch?v=UhxWNv7a0tM

I will

What's ESA?

Beer

>tfw no pokemon shitposting until saturday

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They're already all starting to ignore the guy who made the gender comments on the couch. Just like no response at all to his comments.
He's toast.

we'll never see a Last Armageddon speedrun

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Are they NASA-cringe or no?

...

Good morning folks! I'm back for another day of speedruns!

Thanks for keeping things updated while I slept!

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>Flutterdash

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When was the last time they had the same game twice like this? not including TASbot.

Thanks based Megumin poster

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MEGUMIN!

mommy why does that man have his arm round another man

finally back can sleep now

you gotta watch through the blindfolded punchout run, it was probably the best run of the event so far.

quick rundown?

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oh this is a donation incentive. nvm

It's just GDQ-lite. The only reason it's "better" is because it's not even close tot he size of GDQ. If it got $2 Million earnings instead of barely $100K, it would be just as uptight and shitty.

Why isnt she wearing any pants during winter

>slept

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Wage slave. What did I miss today?

Megumin!!!!!!!!
I want to cum down your throat!!!

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Anyone else notice the like, very slight vibration in the game capture?

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You might want to go back to the previous thread to check Crystal rating. People were trying to force it down because hurr 4 hours long and Pokemon.

hey, you're back
you can shorten the Punch-Out Wii one if it's too long to SSS
I'm off to sleep now

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welcome back

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Monster™ Ultra Violet energy drink. Maybe beer later

it looks blurry

Yeah it was good run. A tier at least.

Because she has a nice coat.

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fuck off /r/eddit, the run was bland and it deserves the C

How can it be morning if it's night?

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ESA is fucking fantasttic lad, It's like old GDQ but with fun accents, plus they post in the threads.

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I get a turn first!

>samefagging this hard
user...

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>feo6pee6
what did he mean by this

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c'mon m8, the runner polished that turd to a respectable B

I remember someone else said their fav pokemon was blaziken

Nope it's definitely a C tier run
Put the glitched run at B, equal amounts of cringe but at least it respects our time

Its just 2 bros.
Not gay.
If 2 bros being platonically affectionate makes you uncomfortable you're the problem.

me third from the left

Wrong.

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you dont see that much smiling or fun on any gdq stream

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I'm looking through the archived threads to see if everything is in line with the rate this run posts.

It's 9 AM in based Okinawa. Plenty of time for speedrunning.

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Why is Pokemon even allowed?

STOP POSTING LEWD POKEGIRLS. already going for the 7h jerk off session today.

fuck no, the runner and announcer including the crowd shat it down to D/ZZZ
only thing that salvaged was the couch skit
>phoneposting to prove my point, thanks user

>Randomizer race next
How the fuck does that even work? You get lucky or you lose?

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Whats the point of this? Whos impressed. Just a waste.

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normies eat this shit up and shower the NGO with shekels

I'm up next

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they'll probably be using the same seed

set randomizer seed

>IT Crowd meme
holy BASED

Cringe

w-what is she sitting on, user?

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Any art of green hair trading center nurses?

check the announcer for the race, user

>they've been playing pokemon crystal since I got home from work
>ok I'll just come back later
>come back and it's some other guy still playing
PLAY SOMETHING ELSE

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why does pokemon bring the autism to the max?

Gin and Tonic
>Staropramen
my nigga

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Pokemon permabanned from GDQ.

You know, I bet if you got enough people to flood the chat with that joke they might actually do something about it

I'll stop once this is over

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Oh you do, but you have to go back, really far ba ck to like 2013, there's your prime comparison.

based talonfag

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can i cum on your teeth, m'lady?

Was that a real girl screaming?

>100% runs
>jrpg runs
>any run over 1 hour
why is this shit allowed these faggots just want to be on camera for as long as possible to get more exposure for their shit twitch channels

Embrace it

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GUYS, just starting to watch.

What are the most entertaining (or cringe) runs so far? How's this current pokemon one? Is there a better run to watch?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHOKE

Beer.

ciroc

wow, this crowd is so funny

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OK I'm serious this time. I've had enough.

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Nice run

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I don't understand what's happening

Do you actually live in Japan? I'm pretty jealous

Anyone else want to sniff the inside of their heels? Haha.

Seriously. Jews without Borders made like $100,000 from that pokecrap run alone.

Because its popular and brings in the money.

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oh no no no no no no no

>1:30 left
CHOKE

pokemon more like chockemon

I love this """"speed""""run

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END THIS FAGGOT RUN ALREADY
HOLY SHIT

pokemon is the worst fucking shit at agdq

why are glitches even allowed in the world of speedrunning?

Yes

How the fuck do these people find these glitches

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Has he considered that he is playing on a different TV to the one hes used to?

Live recreation of how Sword and Shield were created.

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

Embarassing

Fuck what anyone else thinks Dawn is the best Pokegirl by a mile

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Items are randomly swapped in the game, but both players have the same seed meaning the items will be in the same locations for both players.
So yeah, it's entirely luck based, since neither know where the items are.

Rate this run!

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this guy can't turn the console off right and I'm supposed to enjoy this

Based

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wasnt there a ff1 nes run that was 40 minutes of stairs or something?

just under estimate.
saved from being mega-gay

Naysayers BTFO

U N D E R
E S T I M A T E

that was awful holy shit

>all you haters getting BTFO with 30 seconds left
heh... totally planned

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Holy Based

Lots and lots of fucking around with the game.

Severe autism

and at least it wasn't as bad as this

best music best gen

Under estimate, SAVED.

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>under estimate
Does this mean he didn't choke on technicality?

What framerate is pogeymans?

>30 second under estimate
LEGEND

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NOT EVEN CLOSE, BAYBEE

BTFO

Took long enough.

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crowd wouldn't shut the fuck up

Probably work backwards

Look at the thread faggot

C or maybe B

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Huh

F tier that run was boring

Split/Second was fun. The runner wasn't even speedrunning the game and just talked about random stuff while playing. Was warned later by the staff for telling his friend in the couch he was going to kill her.

Thanks for posting Pokégirls with me for this time. It's been fun

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He said a frame is 1/25th of a second for pokeyman

HATERS DABBED ON DUNKED ON AND UTTERLY BTFO THEY WONT EVER RECOVER

Better than the one before it

>edobean

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POYO

-C/D as well

>Edobean

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B Tier because IT Crowd joke and the announcer shut his trap for the most part

>Edobean
when I thought it couldnt get worse

more like edobeaner

EDOBESE

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10 minutes, but it was run at GDQ once and the guy fucked it up like four times in a row when literally all he had to do was count.

RATE

THIS

RUN

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edobean is /our girl/

>Edobeaner mentioned

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can only imagine how much they can earn with pokemon girls

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finally the pokemon garbage is over jesus chri-
>edobean
oh fuck off

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>3 races in a row
time to be confused as hell for a few hrs

>Whale Oil Beef Hooked

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you WILL watch the run I'm announcing on, right user?

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>mtmonsters take chairs and move them into the area where people need to walk
>just so they can be somewhere on camera

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why do you post jashin chan characters every thread friend

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>Are they NASA-cringe or no?
As someone who's never been arsed to watch it I have to wonder, is NASA really that bad? I mean, I see people shit on it non-stop & I never see a soul defend it so it probably is ass, but is really that bad?

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I love how upset this makes you faggots.

You're right

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Friendly reminder my wife is flat.

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>edoshit

Good night

god what a fertile fucking slampig

>edobese

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>edomeme
fuck

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Reminder to buy Omnigamer's book.

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Is this zelda run going to be good or should I just watch anime?

>edobean on the bench

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F
One of these days I will become a pokegirl!!!!

I want Misaki poster instead.

>edobean

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I want to tongue punch edobean's chubby fartbox

Rosa and Cynthia are great but why Diantha of all people?

Im gonna miss the Pokeposting

post more to distract me from edobese please, user

You and me both.

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>edobean is back on
well, i dont want to listen to poyos for hours on end so g'night Yea Forumsros

>edobean

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time for zelda girls

edobean looks like a mix between an extra pound having teenager and a suburban living single middle aged mom
how is that even possible

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Because i can.

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>3rd world electric outlets

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We're going to have based midna and birdgirl posting now user!

Don’t know when does it start anyone know?

Is there a way for me to watch SGDQ on Youtube? My Roku TV doesn't support Twitch.

>no SM64

why would they ever omit this game from any speedrun event?

Pokemon is over so I'm not posting any more pictures. Have a good evening.

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What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

user, pokemon is over. I'm sorry

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literally the only game I get butthurt about when it comes to speedrunning is prime 1 (OOB shit)
i have no idea why, or why only that one game

>more than FOUR HOURS of pokeshit
>now we get more zeldashit
jesus fucking christ, is there anything good that I can watch? only decent run so far was doom.

Im just happy others like it

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LoZ randomiser is just random rooms everywhere isnt it?

what makes your volume bar look like that?

Damn straight!

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>3.5 hour pokemon lets play
>edobean
>3 races in a row
fuck whoever scheduled this garbage

Finally a decent annoncer.

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>doomfag

That run was a solid OOT glitched any%/10

>Metatron prize
Are they running SMT?

What the FUCK was that,

>edobean

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That's just the mpv volume bar.

Why dont people run new games? There's hardly anything that came out in the last 5 years in this marathon?

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gdq isnt a speedrun event it's a joke with """friends""" and play games sort of fast event

pLEASE user

doom wasn't hype at all. and it's fucking doom, how does that work

Based bond burger

this Zelda's Lullaby remix was fine until it turned into shitstep. fucking ruined

Based.

based architect

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Newfag here. Redpill me on edobean. Tranny?

>browser user
What a faggot.

use your fucking computer

Who else /here/

annoying poyo cunt

no just fat and annoying

>that double chin
hahahahhahaha

bloodstained was ran and that came out like a week ago

>ynr that $25 donations used to be enough to get nods and comments of approval from the runners and crowd
>now $100 donations are treated the same as $5

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>there are people who don't like edobean's voice
must suck to be physiologically incapable of ASMR.

obnoxious fat mexican

brace yourself for poyo donations

it takes time to develop strats to beat the game fast surprise surprise

later user

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A cute.

Fatty with an incredibly grating voice

Annoying voice and won't stop making Kirby noises every goddamn chance she gets.

God, for the longest time I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand edobean. It feels good to have a little validation...

inflation

what do you need to watch twitch with mpc or the clones?

Wrong Bloodstained nigger

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I wish she would lick my ears with her hot pig mouth

Older games tend to have more bugs and exploits in the code to make for neat tricks and glitches. New games are mostly... clip through the wall or go out of bounds.

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last one!

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>andy goes to asian
>asian women make fun of him and mistake him for a woman
poor fella, that shit was funny though

>Super cringe boy forever
Isn't this fad over?

I'm excited for this race guys!

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it's clearly a photoshop. this is what edo really looks like.

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The worst part about these remixes is that they don't respect the original at all. That Lavander town remix they played earlier was cancer

missed that one so i just assumed

EH REH

Keep pretending there's science behind your creepy fetish shit

That was the old one that got ran

Resident Evil 2 Remake is coming up. Plus they have to have time to find optimal speedrunning strats/glitches

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Ha. She wishes.

the cutest misgenderer

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what's the best build?3

Why don't they speedrun their routing?

I missed Punch-Out what'd I miss

clips.twitch.tv/DelightfulPuzzledOstrichBrainSlug a true what nigga

Ratings looked good, I shortened Punch-Out's to just SSS, if you guys want it back just let me know. I've missed a real winner of a run while I was gone, apparently!

Updated for Pokemon Gold.

SSS: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Pokemon Gold
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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I love how that tranny next to him recoils in disgust

Convince me to watch Megumin's show

What was wrong with Metroid Prime 2?

ASMR isn't fetish shit. I'm not sexually attracted to her at all.

Aqua

>funny scripted skit interview

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a true zelda fan

Don't watch it. If you haven't watched it by now it's because you have shit taste and don't deserve to have any fun.

I hate Keizaron right now.

Don't do that 2 me, or my dick,

dont shorten punch

Everything. Poor performance, way over estimate, etc.

>werster
FUCKING NIGGERS

>runner does an awful cosplay of a girl
>nearly cries when he fails a trick
>over estimate
>OoB

I watched the first 10 minutes of MP2, did the "uhh"s keep going?

just take a guess

Werster name drop!

based wibbler

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>estimate
7 minutes is hardly "way over estimate"

>I saw werster say fuckin niggers on stream and i got into pokemon crystal speedrunning

jesus christ keyz

>No Halo runs
>No Metal Gear runs
>No Mirrors Edge runs
>No 007 runs
>No Deus Ex runs
>No Tomb Raider runs
>No Gravity Rush Runs
>No Ghost Recon runs
>No Wind Waker runs

Okay, now THIS is cringe.

yeah I'm starting to notice that. This is the first time they're even playing remixed songs at a gdq, I believe.

>that awful glitched run
>B tier
Explain

POKE FAGS ARE THE WORST

is it just me or does this guy seem too much like a "gamer dude"?
it's kinda problematic

is it controversial to think zelda 1 is the best zelda

>ASMR
>fetish shit
damn, guess i have the hots for Bob Ross.

>gangster rap
>werster
It's a real mystery to what these have in common

>Pokemon Gold.
Did I miss something? Both gen2 runs were in Crystal, were they not?

at GDQ, it is

Zelda 2 is best Zelda

pfttftfffbff

That's the hill you want to die on? People are exaggerating how shit the run was?

Megumin!!! I'm going to mating press you!!!!!!

Holy shit. ASMR is sexual 100%. You know it, I know it, all the bitches who do it know it. There's is no god forsaken reason a dude would want to spend hours listening to a woman make noise unless he was getting some sexual gratification out of it.

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It's not a cosplay, she's trans you dope.

i didnt know crossdressers could be this epic

It is when you have a schedule to keep. It should've been killed off when it kept fucking up.

>she

fucken niggas

>werster played the long game to get revenge on GDQ by cursing it with this faggot

>>No Wind Waker runs
That's a good thing.

I'm going to heaven, you guys want anything while I'm there?

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has there been/will there be a rabi ribi run at gdq

cringe

cringe

...

HE SAID THE THING XD

well that was fucking stale

>she

when you get up there call god a fucking faggot for me

Can you bring my mom back?

>Dio reference instead of Diavolo reference

Plebs

GAS JOJO FANS
KILL THEM ALL

hivemind

Sent, I'm going to fuck you so hard for that Jojo reference

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if GDQ is so concerned about its image why don't they hire stylists/buy wardrobe for the hosts? seriously, this dude looks like the biggest NEET

Le funny skit interview
mr gamer man

I usually watch the runs of the stuff I like on the youtube channel

How the fuck do you guys deal with this cringe in between.

Okay. Stay "woke" kid.

No, your best bet is ESA

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Think you can check if my cat's there? He went missing like a year ago.

nice filename

you mean "man in granny clothes"

Wasn't before, plenty of videos were just audio made from objects and not people. But like anything good it got taken over by sluts trying to make a buck so it's all just softcore porn and fetish content now. Yes I'm very upset about it.

Can I get some divine retribution please?

THE GREASE IS RELEASED.

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>horizontal stripes

Diavolo isnt memorable

cringemind

What a bitch.

I wish jojo was a nerd only thing completely distant from normalfags.

Just people ripping each other's heads in Twitter.

>ASMR is sexual 100%
Maybe for some people, but for me it isn't sexual at all. I get it from both men and women, despite being straight. I also don't watch it on youtube, I just enjoy it when it appears in the wild.

its a man. he is a man

how bad do you guys think this nigga smells

i'd anonymously donate $2000 for that. $3000 with extra grease.

Literally nudity

edo is announcing next...

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based grease goblin

please give foo fighters back

uhhhh can I get some rhinoceros beetle?

His stand has grown to be better than The World design-wise for me.

retard

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Its a parody Isekai comedy with lots of cute girls.
Everyone in the main party is a useless asshole and a the majority of comedy stems from how these useless assholes somehow manage to come out on top with all the bullshit they get involved in.

It's a relaxation thing for me. not sexual even a little bit.

Most of this shit isn't even worth the minimum donation. Why can't you just donate a buck and let a lucky fucker win something good?

>tiktok cancer
reported

You know what, you're absolutely right. Fixed

SSS: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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uhhhh no. She identifies as female.

>tune in to a speedrunning event
>it's been over 20 minutes of no speedrunning
What the fuck

whoooah, fuckin OWNED him!

That bunny statue looks cool

>Updated for Pokemon Gold
It was crystal dumb megumin poster. Also there was another crystal run after the 4 hour run except it was any% glitched

greasy goblin has been wearing those same pants for 5 fucking years now

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There needs to be a minimum barrier of entry to scare off normalfags, the anime removed that.

dont shorten punch out wii

my favorite asmr is people rummaging paper, old people reading stories, or men with foreign accents

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bring etika back down

Thanks, it was quite the challenge.

I hope you're wearing headphones while you watch GDQ, user. Be considerate!

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why would you save this fucking shit

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Imagine the smell

she has the most punchable face.

It's all about sand for me.

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you dont have to donate to be entered to win any of this garbage gamesdonequick.com/sweepstakes

How the fuck was that abortion of a run B tier? Think your shitty tier list is more accurate if you move everything down two tiers

punch out needs to be in ARE YOU SSSHITTING ME tier

Edobeen is starting to sound like a smoker.

why the fuck is crystal C tier, that shit was a snorefest like every glitchless pokemon run fuck

Does she have tourettes? why does she make weird face movements?

>the only based member of gdq staff is the fucking prize shill

what a weird timeline we live in

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what the fuck are you doing on Yea Forums

I just learned the other day that Yea Forums creeps permanently scared her off the Internet. I'm pretty proud of the ephebophile crowd.

The people who run this are incompetent fuckwits who need 3 hours to plug two cables in to the back of a console and put a tape a mic to someone's face.

absolutely good user, its a key to heaven ya know

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better than that other faggot that peddles his list with it as a B

fucking yikes
>that voice
lmao

She should smoke my pole.

smoking too much cock.

>Etika going to heaven

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Wow a remix that barely does anything

oh shit. i didnt realise. that makes all the difference

its in C because if you actually read the fucking posts you would see that people rated the run A,B and D so it averages to B-C

I like sand in zen garden videos

what belt

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Fuck is going on with that guy's hat ears

>boi
kys

No it doesn't. Relax. Jokes that require context to be understood aren't necessary for recommendations.

Crystal (Glitchless) was better than glitched.

Fuck the haters. No one cares about save corruption.

was punch out really that good

Jojo isn't even good. Hipsters just want to say they read the mango before it got popular and normies like shit anime as usual

Just fuck off with your jojos

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>it's still in B tier
That glitched run was D tier at best. Speedruns that are just trying the same trick 20 times are not good.

For me, it's Arbys

Because there are enough tasteless retards in here to bump up it's score

keep it in your pants beetle boy

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God fuck this cookie cutter faggot so much

based

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HOYPEEEEE

>these good and fantastic players
wow, commentary on fucking point

VEE
CAN WE GET SOME HOYPE?

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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As someone who played the absolute shit out of punch out and punch out wii especially, it took my breath away. I never believed in the GDQ meme of "my childhood game get destroyed" but this really was it.

>diavolo
>not funny valentine
>not even ringo roadagain

is that mr game and shout on the couch? fuck that cunt for ruining the comfy FF9 run last agdq

>hurrrr split/second is in S/S tier get it guys?

fuck off with that

Should be:
Glitchless B
Glitched D

Is it just me or do people who do that fucking "I can't hear you! do what you just did" insufferably annoying?

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ARBYS IS CHEATING
CHEATING

What? Do you think this is a safe space for incels and transphobes?

OH NO NO THAT NIGGA DEAD

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>already choking

eat shit

I am celibate young man

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nice echo you turds

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other way user

This is actually pretty scary

And the context to get that joke is in the title of the fucking game. Inside jokes don't belong in a fucking tier list. Especially when you consider it's already a wall of fucking text. Keep the shit brief, retard. Don't fucking complain that you won't get to look at a joke you've already seen and heard before, you autistic fuck.

>white sword does more damage than brown

new thread

he didnt peddle shit, he did averages

ooooh wow damn flipping the rhetoric, can't even comprehend the new ground you're breaking ITT today

It's a safe space from people like you.

SPIRAL STAIRCASE

you're right, this is not a mental illness but just natural

megaman soccer though

funny average when everyone voted it shit

this honestly, Yea Forumseddit just flocked in after the run ended

crystal glitchless was ZZZ tier

imagine defending a 4h run as "fun and entertaining" when the run was bland, runner was shit and crowd was full autism