*sits on your lap*
Haven't seen you around here before :3
*sits on your lap*
Ryan Lee
Alexander Myers
i get spontaneous erections and it embarrasses me in situations like this. how do i even explain myself.
Gabriel Reed
I feel your pain lad I can't even cuddle without getting a boner. I'm hopeless
Alexander Johnson
uhh, what is this game? Something from a stone age computer? CRINGE
ha ha just kidding man, I hope you have a good day
Liam Rivera
What's with the half-lidded eyes? You seem a little low on charge.
Leo Smith
Sit on my face instead.
Tyler Nelson
Don't make me do it!
Kayden Fisher
Classic scam, I never asked for lap sitting I'm not paying
Grayson Wilson
I want to overflow Dorothy's buffer
Evan Perez
For me, it's Jill.
Logan Bell
Sorry, I get the opposite of a boner when I witness whorish behavior. I'm female now.
Evan Rivera
Shameless pedo shit
Jaxon Edwards
>When Japan gets the Girls Frontline Va11Ha11a collab, we're going to hear Dorothy's canon voice
I'm not ready.
It's not just Dorothy either. Anna, Jill, Dana, Sei, Stella, Alma. They're all getting canon voices. Kirririn confirmed this.
Henry Clark
It's not pedophilia
Ryder Walker
I'm 3h in. Does she(?) ever suck my femenine penis later on?
Nicholas Wood
*flinches, puts hands up, stands up and takes two steps away*
WHAT THE FUCK?!? I DON'T KNOW THIS LITTLE GIRL!
Blake Mitchell
Jill does not have one.
And she stays over for one night and cuddlesyou all night.
Michael James
>Walk into bar
>See this
What do?
Brayden Gutierrez
You’re cute, how much will it cost me to void your warranty, robot girl?
Zachary Price
>walking honeypot
i would be fucked if i lived in the future
Logan Jackson
Untie her and make sure she's okay. Old women are brittle, after all.
Landon Cook
C U M
Ethan Baker
user no, the cops don't care. Plus she has a 10mm fully automatic handgun built into each finger.
Brandon Moore
Colton Wilson
lmao just tell them to get used to it
imagine being so cucked you feel bad for getting erections from real life women
Hunter Reyes
Nicholas Cox
I don't think anyone care user, everyone is a degenerate in the future.
Asher Mitchell
Stay away from me, my boner and my wallet until we know a little more about each other.
Lucas Barnes
>hi pretty lady, don't be scared by this bulge in my pants. just get used to it
oh man that won't send them running
Jeremiah Long
That really wouldn't be considered a spontaneous erection
Jack Morgan
You live the monk lifestyle and never come into contact with anybody. That's how I cope at least.
John Bell
Who the fuck are you? Get off of me.
Elijah Martinez
Smoking is gross.
Oliver Clark
>sperg out
>gets erect cum buckets
t-thanks
Nolan Hall
but in the future where nanomachines can heal your lung cancer it's fine
Angel Cook
Only in real life where it has negative side effects.
Josiah Powell
sorry lady I don't talk to reddit characters
Joseph Foster
i don't know why but i like girls who smoke. i'm an alcoholic so we'd share being addicted to something.
Joshua Brown
Why is a lady you’re not acquainted with sitting in your lap? Your hypothetical doesn’t work because you clearly have no social relationships.
Blake Sanders
girls have done mildy sexual things to me out of random. maybe they didn't realize it was sexual or to them they like to joke like that. I;ve been hugged by women older than me who had big boobs while i'm a short twig bitch simply because they were a friend of someone i knew. luckily boobs aren't my weakness or that would've been a problem.