How is this fair Valve?

Open steam.

>event ends
>the true winners are the ones who didn't passionlessly give into a soulless team
>everyone gets free shit except Corgis
You can redeem this, Gaben.

What if the other teams get free corgis

Corgis are commie redditors

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>Dog losing at the start so pick it out of pity
>Is now the Meme Team
Ah well. I might win some games at least.

>open steam
>steam update stalls entire pc
>pc fans rev up, pc starts emitting tons of heat in the middle of the summer
>steam struggles to open and function

Nah I’m good

I like how you assert this is steam's fault and not your toaster's.

>steam update stalls entire pc
Are you using a laptop from 2008?

t. 3rd worlder

It isn't and isn't supposed to be. You should feel bad for losing in a race nobody gives a shit about. But you CAN help your team if you buy games or jump hoops for Gaben. Do it, you know you hate losing. Jump the hoops, suck Gaben's fat todger. Dance little puppet, dance.

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>he thinks the Corgi experiment is in any way related to what people pick in the web interface
DANCING IN HIS FAT OMNIPOTENT HAND

Why does anyone care?
>you might win some free games!
Yes i'm sure it'll be totally random and not some pre-picked steam "influencers" or whoever spent the most money during the sale. Enjoy your trannycord tier emojis and wallpapers I guess

>animal
>animal
>FUNNY MEME DOG
>animal
>animal

My computer's 7 years old and even I don't get issues like that. The hell are your specs?

not randomly, just in order of sign in, but don't tell people this

the only thing that should rev up is a fucking hard drive, your pc is being mined lmao

Dread to think what happens when you open chrome or an electron app.

>participating in a literal rat race you can only win by throwing money down a toilet
fucking hell yall need jesus.

Fucking corgi niggers
the literal zoomer team
Turtlechads WW@?

fuck i regret choosing turtle. is there any hope for us?

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Slow and steady wins the race.

>see this thread
>join team corgi

apparently it's games from your steam wish-list

So did they remove the free cards via discovery queue for this sale?

Because the Corgi is a member of the Bebop crew

it's better to die a tortoise than win as a reddit dog

mommy why does that man have his arm round another man

I think it's specifically the games at the top of your wishlist.

FUCK CORGIS
FUCK TORTOISES
FUCK HARES
FUCK PIGGIES

LETS GO TEAM COCK

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wtf is this

And will be the Top 3 players on the Top 3 Teams or everybody?

I picked the bird anyways, and started with 0 points.

Random people on the team period iirc.

Birds suck.

based

I joined Corgi (Like any other white, straight male) and then found I have absolutely no idea what to do next. I thought there'd be a game. I don't plan to buy anything.

If you weren't such a sperg you'd know everyone likes Corgies.

>implying valve cares

You don't WANT to be on the team with the most people. People from the top 3 teams will get free games, if you're on corgi you're not going to get shit because there's 20x as many people.

>assigned to a team
>game has friendly fire
oh no bros, not again.

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cope and no games

did Yea Forums have another thing like this on easter this year?

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING SHIT IS

I didn't remember having anything this year.

No, it was a like system to get perks

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Reddit tried to fix the last Racing event Valve tried.
This time since you could join your team it was even easier for Reddit to win, bros.
the redpill is Valve doesn't like it when they can fix the races because that means less financial interaction with their gay minigame, so Valve is going to rig the races.

what is this?

dang

my 'chocolate' folder is nice and plump tho

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oh that shit

didnt even bother shitpost

new steam sale mini game
reddit won already on the first game

This. Also the "winners" are guaranteed not to get any game worth over $10 non-sale value.

>6 million redditors rig the race for corgi
>300 of them get a game
>1000 cockchads get 2nd place
>200 games for them

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Chocolate is ugly, fairer skin is better though.

So I got a fuck ton of points from buying the Index bundle.

Is there a single good reason I shouldn't use all of my points on $5 discounts?

Why the fuck should anyone care about your Steam profile level? It does nothing and no one gives a shit about your level.

CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
>CORGI NIGGERS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
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IT'S THE RETURN OF PEANUT BUTTER

Based schizo bird poster

Are the prizes really people's wishlist games or is that just made up? I don't see confirmation of that anywhere.

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Slow and steady wins the reace.

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This has never happened to me

>not joining team pigger
ehhh maji

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>dogs are best animal
this should be of no surprise
cats are shit btw

DON'T LOSE HOPE TORTOISEBROS

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MOVE FASTEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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No

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COCK CHADS WERE YOU AT

I fought literally 3 battles and this happened. Is it an exploit or are point this common? Freeing prisoners is in the hundreds when you fight large armies.

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meanwhile i'm playing Stardew Valley and half the shit isn't even actually providing rewards
>been giving based old man leeks I pick up
>still 0 "gave someone something they really love"
HE FUCKING LOVES LEEKS.

2 games

in previous events they gave you all 10 from the wish list and prizes for everyone. its just greed now.

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Ima blast these mutts

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someone explain this event to me

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Please Clap...

Also Jeb Bush memes

Based birbs rise up

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spend money

based

Read Nino read

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tortoise chads rise up

>not picking Tortoise
It's like you fuckers never read Aesop's fables

Fuck Redditors and FUCK WEEBS

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>tortoise

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How do you get boost? I bought a game and I still have 0 boost

Why is it Corgi instead of Dog?

Spend money and do shit in the games you own to earn tokens and points. Use points to boost your team's speed, and tokens to get profile swag.

OR, if you saved 15k tokens, $5 off your next store purchase.

>spend $150 to get $5 off

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>Turtle's losing
>No Jeb Bush memes

I'm ashamed of this website.

>it randomly assigned me to corgi
WHAT THE FUCK

Meme points. Either that or it's a study on plebeians.

>spend $0 get $15 off
nice

>first day of 15 day long competition
>leddit already thinks they've won
Pathetic. Their hubris will be their downfall.

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Get Windows 7.

Good god I want to put my face on her belly and listen to it groan as she indulges on greasy foods

u-uh i mean GO TEAM COCK

You cant get 15k without spending at least $150

that's a big cock

How does this work

I literally don't understand

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Wanna see something really thicc

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>tfw picked hare because they were my boys during the Splatfest in Splatoon 2

we're probably gonna lose and i don't really give a shit about this

They will rig something so the same team wont win every day.
Pretty sure they did this last time they had something like this. too.
Also literally who cares.

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Christ I was trying to remember what this year's April Fools was and I couldn't do it, even though it was only a couple of months ago. Completely forgettable and easily the worst/laziest April 1st I've seen

based and redpilled

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hold on I thoguht creme had won

why the fuck dont any of my quests get counted

imagine running off a psu of a gameboy

play a game that has achievements for 30+ minutes

Hands up, step away from the steam launcher

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Yeah, that's obvious.

should i be using all my boosts as soon as i get them?

>secondary reddit meme dog in the lead
This was a mistake.

Any game with achievements? Or just the ones above?

Any, the in-game quests are just that. Points and tokens for doing shit in a game.

>peanut won in the end
justice still exists

i can handle the nindoodoo threads, i can handle shitposting frogs, but clown world will never fuck up my summer sales.

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It's birb time niggers

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Based

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congratulations! you may be the most retarded person on Yea Forums

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How did you get 90,000+ coins?
I'm barely scraping 1000

Post em boys, flock in formation

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fuck yeah! team tortoise!

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>max boost was 11k
>now is 600
what is this bullshit

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of course it hasn't. because you're not a fucking retard.

>i'm not reddit!! YOU'RE REDDIT!
>clown world
please go back to r/videogames

>he says as he defends the reddit team

>le reddit doggo xd

>pig drives a fucking semi-truck
>turtle drives a fucking RV
I CAN'T CHOOSE BROS

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>caring about the metagame when its all about the micro

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>the reddit animal is better than the non-reddit animals, you retarded redditors
uhh okay?

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WTF WHY DOES THE BOOST METER CAPACITY DECREASE???
IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

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lmoa try posting your level now

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just spend more money to increase it goy
I see no problem here

I HATE BIRDS

youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578&index=1

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why are you retards joining anything but the obviously winning team? why set yourself up for failure?

>Name one of the teams corgi
>On the internet.

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Come on pigbros, we can do this

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Fuck REDDIT AND FUCK WEEBS

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>he doesn't know about rubberbanding
lmfao enjoy getting a blue shell shoved up your ass corgicuck

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why the fuck dont my quests count? i have over 30 minutes in the games today

>389 games in account
>boost meter capacity is 100
thanks gaben

So if my boost capacity is 100 right now, and I'm not going to spend any money tonight, then there's no point in trying to earn more than 100 points from quests, right?

It looks like boost capacity is 100 × (days participated + dollars spent). Is that accurate?

I can already get 100 points from achievements unlocked in some shit I played yesterday. So am I done for tonight unless I buy games?

get back to r/faggots, this is for birb meta planning only. all trespassers will be clucked.

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I think it's overloaded as shit at the moment

>not knowing the fables

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I have over 700 games and mine is 100 as well.

The thing is, it's probably based on very recent purchases. The site just says:
>The size of your Boost Meter is determined by Steam purchases you’ve made on your account prior to and during the Steam Grand Prix Summer Sale. We’ve also converted unspent 2019 Lunar New Year tokens into Boost Meter capacity.

It's probably only based on purchases made since the lunar shitsale.

If you didn't choose the bird you're a redditor

No, you SPEND boost capacity. It isn't permanent.

I forgot it even existed, what a waste. After the success of candy race wars, you'd think they'd try something similar. But jannies are fucking retards, what else is new.

if your starting capacity is 100 you're not getting anything from this event without spending hundreds of dollars, other than a level 1 badge.

BIRDFAGS
WHERE ARE YOU

We only had this because April Fools and Easter were on the same day
It was ok, but nothing will ever beat 2017 April Fools

maybe they'll buff the hell out of the attacks and everyone will join up to shit on corgi

based and birbpilled

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Get in the flock faggot, we're flying in formation.

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This

Literally stupid to ask name a team Corgi.
Maybe if you had like a rival team Cat or something, but not these other non-meme animals

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Daily reminder that all Corgis and Corgi sympathizers are furfags, and will be dealt with accordingly.

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The more comments I see about this fucking summer sale race the more I begin to think I'm the only person who actually chose team Hare. Where the fuck is everyone else?

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Seethe and cope

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Ah, okay. So it starts me off at 100 boost capacity each day, and I can also raise it higher each day by spending money. And the boost capacity limits the number of points I can get, so unless I spend money, I'm basically claiming 100 points per day from quests. Is that basically how it is?

It's just silly, because Steam is offering me tens of thousands of points just for playing some game that has achievements. None of the other quests could possibly be worth doing unless I spent an insane amount of money during the sale.

How recently would I have needed to purchase a game in order to have more than 100? It's obviously not based on game count because I have almost 800 games.

I'm almost convinced Valve intentionally limiting people getting their achievement/rewards points w/e depending on what team they joined so on later days they suddenly work and the team wins that day.

>hare
lmao

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It's based on recent spending. Nobody really knows how recent tho.

It also goes up by 100 per day so tomorrow you'll have 200, 3rd day 300 etc...

nah, i chose it too
at least we ain't last
yet

Pigbros? Are you even there?

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day of birdshitting is at reckoning groundlet

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CORGI NIGGERS RISE UP

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>copeposter posts shiba
based retard

Reminder that birds are the only team that aren't faggy groundlets

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I'm right here user
I wish I had more images of buns to post

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was 2017 the one with the reddit css and upvotes?

I was going to pick hare, but I saw corgi was more likely to win so sorry.

>furfags cant image dump
get out of here

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>it's only okay when birdfags post other birds
stay mad

>Corgi fags will never relate

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I now regret buying all the silly pointless Pig shit just because I had chink bux and figured why not?

I got over 30k+ points from PoE alone. Maybe get good? I have spent $0

THE DAY OF THE TALON IS COMING

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how do you do this

???
If I was a furfag I'd most definitely have bun images to dump.
I mean, that's the reason why I have a Moira folder.

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Go team Pig! I really chose the winning team here.

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its already fixed
basically Valve forgot that inspect element and negative numbers existed

Based on playing Two Point Hospital for 10 minutes this seems correct and not an exploit.

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Hang in there fellow pigbro

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how do you get coins/boosts?

cope

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So do the boosts reset daily or are they one time use? (i have 18 right now)

Tortoises are better than dogs, they live longer and won't eat your corpse if you die.

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Seems like there's no cards at all this time.

Say that to my snout and see what happens, featherbrains

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>my strategy? why slow and steady of course

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do these points have anything to do with coins or what

I just hope Team Hare is in 3rd place once this all ends.

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>people didn't pick turtle
>you have no chance of winning if you didn't pick corgi
How is this event fun?

starbound would be the most exploitable since you can just spawn infinity soda

Apparently, it works like this:
If you have a 10k capacity and fill it, you can do 10 boosts. Each boost costs 1000 points and also reduces your capacity by 1000
After 10 boosts, you are back to 0 capacity and need to use money to get more capacity to then fill up

>picked the tortoise
>surprised when its "slow" in gathering a fan base

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Next year getting enough points should earn you the ability to give a ban every 30 minutes or so with the special "user has been banned for this post" text.

Points are 100% useless without capacity, and all capacity is paid. YOU USE CAPACITY WHILE BOOSTING so you cant go infinite

the top three teams win, not just the first

I picked hare too because I miss my pet rabbits...

Bacon-back slut, you dare question the flock?

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Reptiles rise up

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is this....... the power...... of redit?

bros.... i have no choice........ see you in the next universe...........

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They did. The first two days the same team won and for most of the third day it looked like they would win again by a huge lead but then the second place team shot forward and won were talking 75% more activity in a few hours than they did the whole day. Then every day after that a different team won and it always looked "close".

>Choose Team Cockatiel, Yea Forums said

Thanks, I'm seething now.

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BASED Tortoise Chad

Heh, nothing personnel kiddos

Shit april fools twice in a row

but we are winning?
are you stupid?

Is Stardew just not giving points for its quest? I've done them several times over now and nothing.

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THAT'S IT, I'M RISING UP

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So if you choose the $5 coupon with your points you can get a $5 game for free?

see
then get in the flock, we're flying in formation

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FUCK YEAH

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>Letting corgifags win
How do we stop this?

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what do you even win in this one

fuck chocolate

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CA-CAW MOTHERFUCKER

you literally can't
t. corgichad

i started today with 21500 so i already have one -5€ but i take it tomorrow i'll only have 100 like all the plebs?

>have over 15k points on one game
>try to reedem it
>gives me 300 points
>lose the rest

well fuck you too

You will fall just as Creme has in the fables of old

What is this stupid semiclosed cockpit shit F1 is doing now? Haven't watched in years, and this is the first thing I saw, besides HAMILTONWINSLOL still being ever so much alive.

Does it affect race times very much, and most of all why is it a thing? Did a driver nearly get decapitated in the past few years?

Maximum overjew.

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minichads rise up

How do you shuffle around which games it's looking at to get more points? I've got some games ripe with them cheevo's for fat stacks of points to get discounts off of. If I just open and play them will that work?

man it felt good to be a pbchad

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Oh, I thought I was told that's not the case.

Play the game for 30 minutes.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand at all how this game works? Did I make a mistake picking the yellow team because all my steam friends were in it? Should I use all my 4 boosts immediately or wait? Should I buy games now or wait?

>open steam
>see Corgis well ahead
>pick Corgi because I'm not some retarded redditor that gives a fuck about faggy competition and just want free shit

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don't you idiots understand that the dogfuckers have even less of a chance to win any games because so many joined corgis? sure they get more winners but there's way more people in there too, the best bet would be to join the team that places second every day

Cope

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That was a common occurrence though, especially when Maldonado was driving. There was even an instance a few years back in GP2 where a driver hit the outside of the S curbs and ACTUALLY very nearly killed the guy in front of him.

I was expecting something super serious to have happened to warrant making the cars uglier in exchange for safety.

>randomly assign teams to posters
>put RNG score counters at the top
>entire site devolves into tribalism in mere minutes
Still my favorite April Fool's joke ever

>why do people keep picking dogs, man's best friends, I dont get it guys it must be reddit!!

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>wants free shit
>picks the team least likely to get him free shit
?????

tortoibois where u at?

cope.

>pick cockatiel on a whim before even going on Yea Forums
>already on the most based team

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fornicate

fuck choconiggers trying to steal pbchads' victory flare with the whole "pb and chocolate alliance" bullshit.

Top three teams get free shit. Many people likely pick Corgi because it's in the lead. You are more likely to be randomly picked for free shit on a smaller team so trying to guess the 2nd or 3rd place finishers right now is probably actually the best move.

your math teacher would not be pleased

Monolith or starward rouge?

It's also specifically corgi. If it was any other shit breed like chihuahua or something literally any other animal would win

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kill yourself chocoleech

Same,

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I wanna join team corgi because that yellow pleases my autism but I dont wanna be mainstream

I'll prolly pick team bird because birds can swear, and they arent team doggo

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literally cope harder, that's not how it works.

>YOU HAVE OVER 90,000 POINTS BRO
>BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET 4000
Ok the fuck is going on, I have no idea of how to increase this shit or how to get tokens at all

I picked them because I liked their car.

Monolith
support your fellow anons

So can I just hold these points until tomorrow? Or do I lose em?

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In what way is what I said inaccurate?

Buy stuff.

Basically what they did was they saw how many people bitched about not having stuff to do in games to earn points so they brought it back. But they did not want to hurt their bottom line so they but a cap on what you can actually get and the only way to raise it is to spend money.

They are "yours" forever. Just make sure to give Gaben the dirty green to actually get access to them.

get tokens by boosting, increase nitrous and boost capacity by buying shit or having bought shit in the past

I believe it is you who is coping right now, hard.

fucking use your brain. first team gets 300 winners, second gets 200, third gets 100. now realize that the team that's going to win every day will have over 20x more people in it. even if team Corgi wins every day there's way less chance for you to get any prizes as an individual than in the 2nd place or 3rd place team.

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thats happend when you put the memest pet as a competitor

>participate in the thing
>boost my pigbros some
>get tons of coins
>time to buy games
>get the Bonus Savings Mode
>can't checkout
>"must be overloaded at the moment"
>try later
>still can't checkout
>remove the bonus
>can checkout fine

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>reddit normalfags
Corgie
>based and redpilled Yea Forums anons
team COCK

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I like birds so i picked the bird, i would of pick turtle otherwise because turtles are cute as fuck

>can't redeem most of my points without buying something
>go to buy something
>my debit card is missing from my wallet
God fucking damnit all to hell. I checked my bank account and nobody's been using it thankfully but it's going to take at least a week for a replacement to come in and I am going to go fucking insane not blowing my cash on the sale.

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Bros what the fuck man I did all these and NONE of them are completed?

hey guys, edited this for you

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Whoops forgot image.

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Pigbros reporting in

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>put in Corgi the top tier meme animal
>don't put in any proper meme equivalent competition like cats, penguins, other dogs, etc.

Leave it to Valve to balance a "game"

>pay up or 60k points go down the drain

fuck you too gabe

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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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>post yfw you didn't join team meme updog

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Fighto my piggus!

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Get in formation faggot, we're taking over

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I've been receiving nothing as well. TF2 sounds like it's the same. Event is rekt

Based

god fuck tortoises. who the fuck keeps putting them ahead of cocks?

>play these games you don't own or have interest in and buy them to 'win'
people fall for this shit?

does anyone know if the games you have to play to earn points change each day?

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>actually playing games
>not idling one game in SAM and unlocking all the achievements so you max out while you beat your dick to your 3.7TB handholding folder

You can't and don't try to.

1st place means literally nothing. 1st through 3rd have the exact same benefits, and being in a smaller team is better. The optimal strategy is for 1st-3rd to use attacks on whoever is in 4th while 4th and 5th attack third. Anything else is pointless infighting that either fails to benefit you or actively hinders your chance at being at least third each day.

who cares, they're just going to rig the event like they did last time

>spam badge upgrades
>get boosted from level 20 to level 75
>have a shit ton of points in reserve for the next days

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wasnt your level reset?

Letting people coose their team was a dumb idea. We have 4 lame animals and one not as lame funny meme animal. Same reason why furries only pick wolves or dragons and almost never naked mole rats, insects or farm animals as their fursona.

Just save it until the final day to use as a top up, user

>Hare
Homosexuals, women, furries
>Turtle
Intelligent and discerning gamers, humble despite success
>Corgi
Literal Redditors and general normalfag masses, minmaxers who don't realize the winning team doesn't actually have the best chances for free games
>Bird
Obnoxious memeing teenagers and a few cool guys-- guaranteed that if someone thinks they're the latter then they're the former
>Pig
Contrarians, laid-back bros who are too cool to actually give a shit about winning, people who immediately clicked on Pig without understanding teams are permanent or understanding the race at all

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reminder that you can only win free vidya if you contribute points each day

lmoa seething reptile

Reddit was the one where boards were combined

too fucking accurate

>t. scaleyfag
cope faggot

Based turtlechad.

what ?

t. corgis and hares

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stay mad cremefag

What if the animals were farm animals and the sale were farm-themed?
>Chicken
>Cow
>Horse
>Pig
>Sheep
Which would you choose?

Team rabbit reporting.

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people were getting upset that everyone who did the exploit had their level reset to zero or something

corgis are the highest memed animal on the entire internet. how could you not see this coming?

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That's an otter.

mare pussy

Sounds like how this site typically is. 2017's April Fools will always be miles ahead of everything else. Especially the fake teams shit.

Dumb shibaposter

if you missed the exploit, just give up

only the best of the best
steamcommunity.com/groups/20000collector

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this would be better if teams couldn't attack other teams because now the reddit team is fuckhuge to the point where their attacks are outdoing the other teams' progress

based

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Sheep because rams are awesome and underrated

I hope you guys realize that your chances are infinitesimal no matter which team you pick considering there are only several hundred prizes but millions participating. Might as well just pick your favorite animal. COCK BROS RISE UP

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Lol we made you, jizz slurper.

This "game" is gay but I already got the 5 bucks off thing
Could be worse I guess

I did that stuff too and it didn't work for me either

Don't you need to spend $150 to get that?

Do boosts reset tomorrow?

am I able to get and use 15k points again?

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CREME WAS ROBBED!

How? You can only boost ten times per day and your boosts are capped at 1000 regardless of your max capacity. You can only get 10k points a day and $5 off costs 15k

no, that's just retard poorfags coping
if you've been active on steam, as in you've actually bought games before
you don't need to buy shit

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>You can only boost ten times per day
oh no no no no no
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Im going to post this fucking screencap in every single fucking one of these fucking stupid threads until you fucking cunts learn basic math and that THESE FUCKING COMPETITIONS WILL NOT GIVE YOU FUCKING SHIT

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I dunno I didn't spend shit and got it all from boosting and some quest stuff
I guess I got some extra bonuses or something from achievements I dont know how this works

Based and birbpilled

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You wrote all this while thinking that I would read it. Ha! Wasting your time on pure idiocy there, mate

I just miss the old days when you had 4 games and you voted on which game to get a extra discount.

i dont get these steam things. only one i remember 'joining' was the one with all the gems and shit but i didnt 'get it' so i have gems gathering dust in my inventory.

what are you actually supposed to do on this one?

Why a Corgi though? Why not neutral dog species like the rest of the animals?

Your shitposting is outstanding Ill give you your (you) back, spend it wisely

Corgis are a meme, all the normies fell for it.

I guess it comes in tomorrow????

>low chances = zero chances
>therefore trying to increase your chances is dumb
If it cost you anuthing to pick a team you'd have a point but since it's free there's no reason not to pick strategically. Even if the chance is miniscule it's non-zero and a slightly higher chance is still a slightly higher chance.

then fuck off nigger
literally retarded

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Thanks user, very kind of you. Sometimes we just need to feel connected to another human

mordhau works for me

Light it up biros

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Go Pig!

Soulless corgi bros report in

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What exploit?

>>low chances = zero chances
You have a 0.0000111111% chance of winning when I am high-balling your odds at 1:9000000, your actual odds of winning are likely many times worse than that.

>my team had all the weird fetish shit
>that I was into

>Implying TF2 isn't balanced

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once again, there's no cost involved in picking a team. why not throw the dice?

Ok, what do you lose by choosing a team and just playing vidya like I do every day?

As long as you accept the fact this is entirely pointless then there is nothing wrong with it desu

But you wont win shit :^)

>no cost
apart from your dignity

Posting on this website is literally pointlessly yelling into the void, yet we keep doing it.

You know, on the chance I do win something, the first thing I'm going to think of is you.

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birb!

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RABBITS UNITE

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I'm right here bro

where my piggas at

Jokes on you fag I feed off (you)s

Lets put this into perspective, there is a higher chance you get hit by lightning (1:700,000) while getting hit by a car (1:47:000) and getting attacked by a shark (1:3,000,000) than you EVER winning anything in this competition.

based

dinner

based redditor

I choose hare because fucking a bunny girl is one my many dreams

So do you just burn all the boosts? Is there a reason to save them at all? I feel like I am missing some strategic aspect to this event but maybe I am over thinking it.

how the hell do you get so many points

wouldnt it be funny to put your sonny in a cute bunnys cunny

that alliance was happening when pb was at the bottom. you're obviously a falseflagging cremefag.

who cares desu
everyone know the reddit dog would win from the start
us cockatiel chads are in it just for the ride

Have you all already forgotten that time when it was color teams and Valve blatantly rigged it the first few days so that every team got at least one win, and then when it was blatantly turned off Red went on a winning streak until the last two or so days?

Corgis will win today, then tomorrow it will be another team, on in a cycle until Valve turns the rigging off.

>Yes, I picked the cockatiel because I like birds. How did you know?

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Begone furfags.

Based

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For me, it's Team Tortoise.

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That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.

I'd fly with you anyday birdbro

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Are corgis reddit meme dogs? I thought those were Shiba Inus? Corgis a cute

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user don't you know? Anything popular is reddit bro

Based.

I chose corgi but only cause the car reminded me of a countach

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Horse of course.

Turtle = Pig > Hare > Power Gap > Birds > C*rgis

BASED

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>t. seething scaley

>Turtle
Nigga, you're a tortoise. You can't even survive when submerged in water lmao. Birdfags unite

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Cacaw, fuck the groundlets

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ah yes I'd almost forgotten the famous deep-sea birds

I don't understand this event at all. What does buying games increase? What does getting achievements increase? When it says I have "9 boosts left", is that for the entire event?

the game is spending money
do it
do it
do it
do it

They may not be deep but at least they can get in and out of the water lmao

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I don't either, but i just got euro truck 2 for free thanks to that discount boost or whaterver it's called

sorry to shatter your feathery cope kiddo

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wrong, its a vector w8

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do the $5 discounts stack?

30k from path of exile alone

THE GRINDING PAYS OFF

this aint like the children's books turtle BITCH.

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Is alpha protocol not on steam?

Why did it show which teams my friends were in when I could choose who to join but now there's no way of easily telling unless you were to autistically click on each friend to see their badge.

This whole event is just one big mess but at least the sales are decent.

Wait. You're telling me that I can pile up these things and use them on the Pit Stop as coins in the final day?

no

>reinstall and play TF2 for the quests
>it doesn't even work
at least I had fun

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Look at the rules, the whole thing is designed to get people to organize themselves en masse. The obvious reason being to spread attention and hype through social media. This was obviously the optimal method for people who want to win.

Look on the bright side, though: you probably have a higher chance of actually winning shit on the second and third place teams just because 90% of people from here on will pick Corgi.

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Yea Forums was so shit that day

what type of computer are you running, even a potato is capable of running steam in the summer, unless your making up bullshit for you's

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I remember when.

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I joined Pigs because I think they're cute and Boars are underrated when it comes to deadly animals

I ride for my nigs

I die for my nigs

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Tegus a cute.

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Choconigger reporting in

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I'm almost certain they did something very similar to this before, maybe even twice.

I remember when we redfags were getting slammed, and then it all changed.

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>final day
Doesn't matter you can't get full use out of anything above 1,500 unless you spend money.

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It was dogshit and showed that three fourths of the board is gay

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I have to wonder if it was exclusively team chocolate pushing this meme.

Both started pushing it when they were both in 4th and 5th place. Chocolate and PB were dead last for like 3/4th of the day. Shit was rigged desu.

I'M ABOUT TO FLOOR IT MOTHER FUCKERS

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YOU WON'T

The Reese's Alliance stayed strong when chocolate cucked cumfags out of 1st despite all the cr*meoid and peeplet seethery

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GOOD GOD

i don't give a single fuck about the teams
im only in this for the token discounts

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FUCK VALVE FUCK CORGIS FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK

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>everyone attacking tortoise because it's impossible to stop corgi

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The weak should fear the strong.

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This is the end for us, Tortoise bros.

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>Corgis raining down death from above to keep turtle from even dreaming of catching them while all the others focus turtle to bring them down
So we can all agree 2nd is the worst spot to be in right?

This garbage was rigged by Valve.

>everyone knows the hare lost so no one pick that dumb bunny up
>tortoise won in the story but they're geriatric reptiles no one actually likes
>what the fuck is a cockatiel? didn't even go for the absolute chads that are cassowaries?
>who wants to be a fucking payPIG?
>corgi's are dogs, are cute, and are well known
FUCKING
RIGGED

why would you guys not wait to pick a team? also, how the fuck did they not see that most people would choose corgi? i wanted to choose cockatiel but corgi is just going to win, so why bother?

>>tortoise won in the story but they're geriatric reptiles no one actually likes

fuck you

i don't care what team it was, i just picked whoever was in the lead.

which i'm sure everyone else is going to do

so corgi is guaranteed win

stupid valve

how do you upgrade it?

you know it resets right

Just like Red team 5 years ago.

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but corgi will still have more team members than other teams, retard

>pick the pig because we had a pet pig when I was little
i am content

Solid reason. I just chose bird because of Falco. The whole racing cast is basically a Star Fox team.

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I also picked the hare because I used to have a pet rabbit.

>nostalgiafags get btfo
classic

Fuck you corgi fags I picked Rabbit because the car.

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So how much does your boost capacity increase per dollar spent? Is it even feasible to get that juicy 5 (FIVE) dollar discount if you don't drop hundreds on the sale?

:0

Granted, more people will get shit on the other teams that place, hope turtles place so I can maybe get free shit

You can only get the discount by playing the partnered games to get tokens

I did them as soon as the even released though. I think they might have broke them afterwards.

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Mini had all the artists.
So it was the most fun.

lmao
laught at these F2P steam accounts complaining that they only got 100 capacity
logged in and immediately cashed 80K points, boosted the corgis to the top, and bought a game for free

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So gifting games give you no points?

how to game the system lads?

So if I have 10 boosts worth 1k points, how do I get the other 5k points for the discount? Buy shit? Play those featured games that I have no interest in? Just wait?

Am I retarded for not understanding how this shit works? I used all my boosts and the red hand on the odometer but the white hand is still at max. What does that mean, how do I use it, what's it for? This shit makes no sense

buy more video games, my little goyim. It's literally free estate.

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Lurking.
Probably won't get anything this sale though, the mechanics are too jewish.

well I imagine the game drawing is going to be based on team. So if you're on corgi and they have 100k people, you'll have like a 1/100k chance of getting a game, but if you're on the 2nd or 3rd place team you'll have a 1/10k

Thanks for reminding me. I just joined the winners and dumped my fat Mordhau load all over the race.

>niggers still crying about teams
>mfw spamming free profile level ups and not giving a fuck about the teams

feelsgoodcomrade

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>100K only
user, you're not this dumb right?

>free profile level ups
huh?

>people are surprised the reddit dog is winning
redditors are autistic who probably spends all day and all their savings to win this shitty event

>spamming level ups
yike

level up badge is only 100. Wasted 10k on badges that gave me 20 levels.

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I don't even give a fuck about this event besides the fact that you can get 5 dollars off your order and it fucking stacks. I'm just here to watch everyone else seethe about the fact that Corgi has a fucking GIANT lead over everyone else.

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based

Getting the 5 dollar reward is hard

yeah thats insane

>people see which team is in the lead
>proceed to gangpile it for an easy victory

They probably shouldn't have shown the results.

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no it's not, wtf
don't even reply to me you f2p steam account pleb

Points for race and coins are not the same thing.

How do I get them quickly then?

>open steam
>get a bitcoin miner
>ads everywhere
>undertale ost starts playing
>plane turns
>switch falls out of the window
What the fuck, Microsoft?

I'm a retarded mountain man with satellite internet and I've limited myself to 20 dollars this sale so I don't go overboard. What should I grab lads?

I literally bought 120 dollars worth of vidya and was able to get enough points off one game to get 15k tokens.
I'm just waiting until tomorrow and then i'll stack them and get new doom and polybridge for basically nothing.

What does amount of dollars spent on games have to do with anything?

>that time when most people thought spamming the name of your team would boost your team's score like it's a spirit bomb

It was absolute utter chaos and I love it.

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buy games to get tokens like always

Spent 70 dollars and got 0 tokens

Only shit boards such as Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /pol/. Good boards stayed the same.

REDDIT.
DOG.

T. Muhammed

It helps to know what kind of games you like.

Buy games, then you go to the challenges and theres a challenge to unlock cheevos in games, pick your 3 most cheevo'd games and pick the lesser one for the day.
Then turn that into Tokens.
Your point limit goes up the more shit you buy

You'll receive 100 capacity per $1 you spend. Spend $150 to get $5 off like always.

9gag bird

i went hare because i knew nobody would pick the canonical loser, which means valve won't have to damage control and nerf us like they will the other teams to make it fair and level the playing field

>Spend $150 to get $5
Unless you were going to spend that much to begin it, it's pretty foolish. Not to mention lackluster for a discount at that value.

>Corgis are the mainstream redditors
>LEL COCK GET IT BECAUSE PENIS are the hipster redditors

you need to use your boosts. i have 32k points and i only spent like $40 in the sale on stuff i was gonna get anyways

God damn did I make the right call to join tortoise

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Ifunny turtle

Your HDD might be dying Pablo. Time to dump that 1998 eeePc and steal something more modern from the dump.

C'MON COCKATIEL
LET MY TEAM AT LEAST BE IN TOP 3 ONCE

Jeb edits when

Why does boosting reduce your odometer cap? Is it broken or just bizarrely jewish?

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Won't let me boost

that's the joke

Sry bruh, but i'm epic-store guy, i don't have fucking steam

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BIRD UP

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I didn't play tf2 since a week ago and it says I completed like 22 of these quests.
Shit's broken, what did you expect from steam.

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There's still hope for us
Right?

this is valve we're talking about here

>doubting Valves greedy tricks