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If you live in NY don’t bother doing anything but offing yourself

>he thinks all carbs and sugars are the same

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>Processed fake ass cheesy pizza from company #7272

>ruining a perfectly good pizza with other shit
Pepperoni was a mistake. If I wanted to ingest little round pieces of plastic I'd eat the pizza saver.

...

I seriously hope he wasn't planning on eating WHILE playing the game, getting all that pizza grease all over the controller.

But he probably did.

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>foodies
Domestic abuse pies are tasty anywhere except Mazios.

Well at least put some candy corn on it for fuck sake!

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I still don’t get it.

>dominos
If you ever are in a position where you have to get dominos over anything else, I am sorry.
>inb4 the dominos defense force tries to deflect onto little caesars

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>still falling for the keto meme not realizing CICO is the only thing that matters

Eurofag here, quick rundown on Dominos and Little ceasars?

All ‘za is good bros

thats some tasty looking cheesy pizza

Dominos is pizza you get for an all night nighter because all the other chains are closed.
Little Caesars is dogshit

>t. the predictable new yorker defending his fast food
we wondering when you were gonna show up, faggot

Dominos is just the worst of the 3 major pizza chains. Little Caesars is its own brand of trash because not only is it barely cheaper than pizza from one of the big 3 its severely worse in quality. It has the highest bread to everything else ratio and the sauce is just kind of shit as well.

They're both absolute garbage.
Little caesars is known for their $5 hot and ready larges, is cheap and tastes like you'd expect a $5 large to taste like.
Dominos is also known for their cheap pizza (2 mediums for 12 bucks), and just like LC, tastes like you'd think a $6 medium would taste like, but dominosfags try to prop it up as some savior to pizza.

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This

>tfw you got the first Unos Pizza of the day in Chicago

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I support my local chains.

Fucking yanks...

Anyone else from the 216?

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There's nothing more disgusting than a health nut. Nobody wants to be around you and you look like a twig.

who /pizza hut/ here?

Shits good but expensive.

>t. lardo

Is the pussy really worth missing out on tasty cuisine?

I make my own; far better than anyting I had in the three years I spent in the States.

I had that when I visited my brother in Cleveland. Shit was dope. A little bit too much dough but the toppings were loaded and fresh.

Was really impressed with their wings, though. Fucking things were enormous.

whew lads i fell for the supreme pizza and habanero meme hard and now this pizza looks awful and lacking

The Keto diet is your body literally going into emergency mode and looking for alternate methods of energy. The long term risks haven't even been studied, but people still think that's a good idea.

I would at least try it.

>tfw pizza now hurts my gut and gives me the shits more often than not
>the high quality pizza that doesn't is both way out of town and expensive

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>Processed fake ass cheesy
You Americans don't even know what real melted cheese looks like now.

that's just lasagna

And your ultra-thin pizza is a cracker with cheese and sauce.
Now fuck off

there's no sugar in pizza

>tfw pizza now hurts my gut and gives me the shits more often than not
Same here my dude but I still eat that shit with friends.

Dominos is great, fuck you faggots.

Come on man you cannot be this stupid.

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New york style isn't thin crust it's the perfect amount of crust. Why don't you just eat a loaf of bread instead of deep dish you fucking fatass

Dominoes is the Walmart of pizza joints. Sure it's effective, but there are far better places.

>Not eating carbs or sugar
>Think they are specifically doing keto

The optimal human should only get carbs and sugars from vegetables and should only eat once or twice a day

Bread,pure sugar, and yes even fruits make you a soft boy with a weak brain.
Chads eat proteins,fat,vegtables and thats it
T. 5'8 manlet, 160lb 7% body fat and marathon runner

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dominoes is absolute bottom tier

Not him but how exactly do you make your pizza?

Shit tastes all around

I don't trust like that

Go Google a recipe for pizza sauce. I'll wait.

>5'8 160lb
Holy fuck why is a literal stick telling people what to eat?

>Went on an alcoholic bender and ended up fucking my stomach pretty bad
>Didn't eat shit for like 5 days but feeling better
>This would be a great time to start a genuine diet but now I want pizza
fug

Answer the question.

it's in the dough as well
you have the same internet he does stop being lazy

keto is for fat pieces of shit who can't handle eating in moderation and exercising

>Stick

Unless i get cancer or hit by a car ill outlive you by decades

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>brain dead babies need to follow some regiment to be healthy can't just put down fork when full
Is there anything more pathetic?

No

>amerifats think that not eating sugar means your body enters ketosis
lmao

>5'8 manlet, 160lb
>marathon runner

get a load of this absolute faggot

And yet in all that time you probably still won't know what it's like to live a normal life not being obsessed with your weight. I could go off on health bull shit too oh running bad for you bro those knees and joints oohhhh bad bad.

How much do you weigh user

Diet, fatty

They taste good though.

This

Pictures like OP make me sick now after losing over a stone in the past 2 months

If your fat honestly kys

Not them but you sound like one triggered hefty boi.

>you have the same internet he does
Yeah "he" does meaning he should be able to do it himself and answer the question that was asked.
That said I'm asking how "he" does it personally as in something you can't find online.

Rate it

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But what if I'm a skinny fuck no matter how much I eat?
to be fair despite how much I love pizza I stay the fuck away from anything overtly sugary like sweets and soda. Only drink water as well.

>disgusting greasy taco bell
>arbys

Burger King needs to go into the trash. Little Caesar should be bumped up to would not prefer. Dunkin should be bumped to normie tier. Even if you don't like their donuts, the croissants they sell are a nice snack for breakfast or lunch. Boith Wawa and Five Guys are pretty fucking good.

tfw

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I'm a skinny fuck no matter how much I eat and I eat loads of sugar. Just polished off a 5 pound bag of fini licorice candy over the course of about 3 days. I'm undoubtedly unhealthy as fuck, but screw it, I've still got visible abs somehow.

Panda, Chick-Fil-a and Chipotle all deserve to be on our god is an awesome god tier

both of these

I just make 500 calorie pizzas by putting pasta sauce, cheese, and bacon on a tortilla.

Im going to be the classic italian who shits on people that want to imitate us. Wtf is wrong with you to think pizza has any amount of sugar. The only "sugar" it should have is the one already in the tomatoes for the sauce (fructose i think its called?). If any recipe tells you to add sugar close the tab and prepare something else

>Taco Bell

Stopped reading.

Sounds poverty as fuck.

I don't have a vomiting reaction pic, but pretend that I do and I posted it.

Little Caesars is based, anyone that says otherwise is a driveling retard that just wants to jump on the "CHAIN PIZZA BAD" meme.

You'll always want something, man. There is no good time. Just go on the damm diet.

>not doing 24 hours fasting and eating whatever you want as your one meal a day
Do you plebs even want to leave humanity behind?

>Taco Bell that high
>McDonalds that high
>Dunkin Donuts that low
>Jack in the Box that low
>Del Taco that low

I spent a few years in GA and dominos was legit my only option pretty much. Dark times.
Like, how the fuck does an ENTIRE state fuck up wings?

>he can't relish in the forbidden pleasure of eating disgusting, greasy food
I love it consciously knowing that it is garbage in food form

>diet
Yeah lose the weight for a year then put it back on great.

that's just sad

How back is your skin anons? Especially the face?

Oh I relish in it. And for its price it has pretty good value, but there's so many other options I'd rather have.

Dont mind me just delivering real pizza

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Yeah if you know you aren't disciplined enough, yet in no hurry either just try cutting out bad habits instead, like overeating, buying too many snacks, drinking soda on a regular basis etc.

>tfw haven’t had chocolate or any snacks over the past month
>not even a Diet Coke
>literally just water, celery and carrots

Think I’m gonna make it guys

anybody not putting McDonalds in trash tier is a tasteless mutt.

I make pizzas for a living . We make the dough , we bake the pizza in a wood furnace.

People legitimately like vegan pizzas. And I will never understand why . It tastes horrible and smells sour.

hallelujah. games and pizza night is one of those small things that makes life worth living.

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dude there's some leafs on your pizza wtf

Eat only rice and plain chicken and drink water anything else makes you a fat fucking slob.

This utterly BTFO's the Contrarian fags

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>Not eating basil in pizza in 2019

Overrated weeb shit?

sugar is carbs

corn on pizza is perfectly fine

>turns out that candy corn is a type of confectionary

dear god why...?

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5'8 185 pounds rounds here i guarentee I'm in better shape

I'm skinnyfat and just started my diet today. I can't be bothered to look up guides with dozens of conflicting information so I just cut it down to one small meal a day. That should be good when combined with 30-60 min running sessions right?

>wanting keto rash
Anyone else have to deal with that shit running up and down your back along your spine?

unironically this but the entire chart is just labeled "litteral trash"

>Plain cheese
>Plain anything

What a waste of money

How is it expensive? It has that same 5.99 deal as dominos but it's 4.99 instead.

NY pizza fags should be terminated

>implying there's no sugar in pizza dough for the yeast

big yikes... it's an entire spoonfull, SPOONFULL

where's the toppings?

You misunderestimate the degeneracy of Americans.

The only decent topping on a Pizza is ham.

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I get food poisoning every time I eat a deep dish Little Ceasars pizza, my dad was the same way with Hungry Howies.
Little Ceasars is basically the fast food of pizza. Their pizzas are already made so you just walk in and pick them up. This means that sometimes what you get has been left under a heat lamp for like an hour so it'll taste horrible.
Dominos isn't great, from what I remember their pizzas are really fucking thin, but its definitely better then Little Ceasars. Its pretty ghetto though, its the Burger King of pizza chains.

I can't in good conscience eat pigs

We get it you're fat

>carbs
>console casual
Cringe.

Eat once a day and you can eat whatever you want, also called warrior diet and 24 hours fasting.
Even though you can feast on whatever you want at least get some proteins in.

This is by far the most easy and most manageable diet if you don’t want to count calories and be able to eat unhealthy stuff while being in great shape

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>Putting Taco Bell over Carl's jr. And Chic fil a
KYS

Were you not even close to Atlanta? There are plenty of great wings and pizza places.

Domino's Thin Crust is pretty good, m8.

Morpheus drinking a 40 in the death basket.

dios mio.....

There isnt any in real pizza sorry

In what universe is Toxic Hell better than Chipotle?

Little Caesar's uses sauce? Could've fooled me.

That seems good for maintaining your weight but does it really help in losing it? I need to shave off like 20-30 lbs here.

The role of carbs in our diets is overstated. Mankind didn't really start to rely heavily on carbs until very recently in its total history.

>be a Paddy
>chain pizza is fuckoff expensive for some reason
This isn't a problem since small tier delivery joints usually do better pizza anyway, but sometimes I can't help but want that stuffed crust, greasy stuff.

I see you.

>have one of these open by me
>try it once
>literally ruined every other pizza chain for me
At this point I don't even care about the cheap chains, any time I tried having them after trying tbis I would regret it as soon as I took a bite.

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Kek look at the fatties seething fir over 10 posts.

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I am actually so angry at how wrong this is.

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F
youtube.com/watch?v=z6-BXtyrO-U

>*blocks your path*

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Yeah actually I primarily use this diet when cutting, it’s not that great for gaining weight.
I dropped 8kg (17 lbs?) in 2 and a half months by eating once a day and doing my normal workout with no cardio.
Just included some cardio to kick it up a notch though.

Yes. Add in some light exercise for better benefits.

Joke's on you, I'm making a socca for dinner.

Never seen one of these, where are you? I'm a chicagofag.

Little caesars is unironically good now. The Extra Most Bestest (lol the name) pizzas are legit.

>thinking eating healthy will make you live more
Literal smokers who smoked a pack a day outlived health nuts like you
Fucking kys retard also
>wanting to live more
CRINGE

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Imagine being cucked by genetics so hard you can't eat whatever you want without getting fat and needing to diet.
t. permenant 110lbs God

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At least he won't have to worry about getting the controller greasy.

Same but i was also graced with good taste so im not a weeb

Yeah blaze is some really good shit. I wish the one kinda close by was a bit more convenient to get to though. It's right across from a college campus so there is never a "good" time to be there.

Pic related?

cope fatty

è rrevutat compà

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>mfw Dominos is the best "cheap" pizza in my metropolitan city

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>not being an autistic health nut automatically makes me fat
Nice headcanon, sperg

Unless you're 5 foot even you're disgustingly underweight and will have many health problems in your future

one of the worst things ive seen

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>110 lbs
Ewww disgusting skelly

I'm warning you know, this is cursed.

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Eh, I've seen and eaten worse

I can make this work
*unzips pants*

>he's not 5'11" 140lbs

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imagine how stupid you have to be to believe this

I prefer Quiznos for toasted sandwhiches, but they all seemed to have disappeared from where I live and the surrounding counties.

blessed post

Dominoes in germany is utter fucking dog shit. It literally tastes like shitty sugar-ridden tomatoe sauce with super thin layer of cheese and like 5 small pieces of salami randomly thrown on top of it. It also was lukewarm when it arrieved. Take your fucking trash company back to america Dominoes.

Pizza with ranch is standard fare around here.

>sugar in pizza dough
holy shit america, lol

literally just get up and move yourself and quit doing faggot diets instead of doing exercises.

>not eating pizza with chicken, broccoli and hollandaise sauce

They even have the audacity to tell me italian pizza is worse than NYC's.
Years of sugar in everything fucked their taste buds.

nigga I live in ny and ny pizza has propogated up the entire east coast thank god.
you are wrong

Without it the yeast won't rise. Thus your Pizza dough will be flat as fuck and taste like shit. I mean, if you WANT your food to taste like shit be mu guest

Sugar has nothing to do with the pizza rising. You also need to let it rest for a whole day. Or you could take the easy way out and add sugar. Im sorry you never tasted real pizza user

where's that fucking water image

Are you surprised? American food is fucking disgusting and tastes like shit, they can’t cook.

people like you highly overestimate how much they actually eat

dominos is garbage.
t. kraut who has a dominos near me

>he's not 5'11" 120lbs

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Little ceasars is great

The thing is everything they do is mass produced. Everyrhing has sugar even fucking bread. They dont go to local restaurants they go to local CHAINS.

>tfw can't enjoy fried chicken anymore because it makes my throat feel clogged with fat and grease

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I'm a 'troit 'za guy myself

>5'11

Wheres the toppings? How are you gonna make a pizza without toppings?

I can both smell and taste this webm

>posting anything from that furfag attention whore

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violently murrican

I don't think you understand the point of image collages. Then again, nobody does. I cant remember the last time I saw one that wasn't just a blurry image with a thousand transparent images on top of it.

I want to try it

Just wash it down with some Dr Pepper

That's not a pizza, that's some kind of THICC panini

>that tame shit
>cursed
Pizza with dressing is one of the most common, if not THE most common way to eat pizza besides literally just eating it. It's the same shit as eating breadsticks with some kind of dipping sauce. Do you get grossed out when people eat mozz sticks with marinara?

If you want something that's truly cursed, try a BLT pizza where they just make a cheese pizza, then once it comes out they put bacon strips on it AFTER it cooks, then add sliced tomato on top of the pre-cooked cold bacon, then put letuce on top of all that and drench it in mayonaise (and not even real mayo, like miracle whip from a squeeze bottle). Then you'll see some cursed shit.

Go outside fatass

die nyfag

You're right, it's not a pizza. It's a 'pizza pie' as they say. When people without any wrinkles on their brain took the term 'pizza pie' literally and came up with that shit.

This is worse than pineapple.

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I want to fuck Babs Bunny

Which pizza chain is the best anons?
I've been told Papa Johns but idk

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This is the least scientific thing I have ever read.

But Yeast + Sugar = gives you a good dough? It's never a lot, simply a tablespoon to wake up the yeast. It's basic shit user

I can't eat Pizza anymore and this is making me simultaneously hungry and disgusted at the same time.

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lol the reaction to this is great. All you fatties should go for a run.

>get told my entire life that brooklyn is the only place you can get a real 'za
>finally visit new york, try like 5 pizza places
>they're all low tier trash, worse than my local pizza hut (and my local pizza hut doesn't even make something that qualifies as edible)
>on my last day, try one final place
>not a single customer in the place, despite having a 5 star review in the thousands
>wait 45 minutes for my single slice of pizza and soda
>finally get fed up with waiting and go up and ask where my pizza is, guy says he forgot and gives me a slice in 30 seconds
>it's one from the pizza they just leave sitting on the counter all day under a hot lamp that they microwave when someone wants a piece instead of making anything fresh ever
>tastes like soggy cardboard
It's around this time, that I learned to never trust any memes about cities and their 'epic culinary masterpieces only available here' kinda shit ever again.

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best chain is an absolute meme. It literally only depends on the people making it. I've had pizza hut so good it almost made me cry, and in the same city dominos and papa johns bad enough to make me throw up.

Then I moved and the pizza hut was so bad, I never ordered from it again, but the dominos was always consistently fresh and tasty. There is no 'best chain'. They're all SHIT, but whichever the best near you is all that matters.

papa johns is literally the worst pizza you could ask for

The place that has the best pizza is where you grew up because whatever you ate as a kid probably developed your tastes

Papa is the best chain simply because it is the most consistent. Domino's, Papa, all trash. But at least Papa doesn't come out looking like greasy fucking garbage. It only tastes that way.

>took you that long to realize New Yorkers talk out of their ass all day long about how wonderful everything is in NY to cover up what a fucking hell hole it is

wat

That's true. I miss my hometown pizza place. Run by a few greasy italians actually from italy, their cheese pizza was so fucking delicious, so amazingly tasty that I ate it at least once a week for my entire childhood, I never ate a single pizza with toppings from them until the last week I ever lived there. I miss 'em.

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At the very least it doesn't cover me in grease with every bite.

RIP in peace wealthy piano

this is actually hard to look at

nani

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iktfb. the shit just fucks my stomach up.

Wait how did Chad take the picture?

sucks for you to have that rare disease

He used his dick. He does penis-ups on core day at the gym.

Is plain cheese pizza a thing Americans actually do?

Im a Papa Johns man. I like their spicy italian sausage, that other chains dont even carry. But I can never argue with Pizza Hut though. Dominos is okay. Little Caesars is okay too. Very honorable mention is the Costco pizza, particularly the cheese pizza.
Really, I dont get the X chain pizza is garbage meme. Theyre all good, and if they were garbage they wouldnt be international chains. These people must just have an undeveloped sense of taste, or high Chef Ramsey tier pretentious taste.

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Are you an unlucky asian who gets this rare disorder?

>he doesn't have a GoPro in his chest pocket at all times to document how cool his life is
Sad

>no local small takeaway pizza places where I live
>either fancy eat in restaurants, shitty kebab places that do pizza on the side, or The Big Three (Domino's, pizza hut, papa johns)
Fuck. I just want to try some nice takeaway pizza.

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California does this too

Are you me?

Only if you have a bunch of retarded kids to feed

It’s actually quite common actually and only happens on a no carbs diet aka keto. Only happens after like a month of being on the diet too and goes away right away after eating carbs again

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How did this save Yea Forums? I saw the thread with that as OP but didn't read it. Did something happen that I missed?

>It’s actually quite common
No it isn't. Or rather I haven't read any primary literature that supports this. Have you?

>all bday parties i went to had cheese pizza

fucking single moms i knew it!

Give it a google. I haven’t read too deeply into it as I’m never jumping on keto again. Mainly because I hate the food I have to eat

My brother has an oven at home and he reheats little Caesars when he orders. Don't know how or why but that changes the flavor slightly and makes it delicious. It's the only way I can stomach their pizza.

>I can't eat Pizza anymore
you have a mouth don't you?

They cook that shit to the bare minimum, and caramelization is basically food magic

Are you at least 25 and have ever had/currently have a drinking problem?

actually spooked me
they're usually more obvious than that

>Tombstone changed their recipe
>it's garbage now

Dammit. Tombstone was the best ratio of price to quality for me.

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Finally someone that gets that "you are a product of your environment". Of course someone that is from another culture/country as you is probably going to disagree on stuff like local food and hobbies.

Not him but in my 30s and former problems with alcoholism before I managed to quit. What's wrong with pizza?

this is my experience too, tried one place in flushing and it was the most soulless trash cardboard tasteless pizza I've ever had

>5 cheeses
Makes me sick yuck

>implying red baron isn't best frozen pizza

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You should take your own advice. All the top results describe it as rare or uncommon.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5945928/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5771721/

Yes, but only in a taller, more masculine version of you.

>5'8
>160
>7% bf
>marathon runner

doubt.jpg, stats don't add up brah, unless you're built like a brick shithouse at that manlet height, which you wouldn't be as a runner.

that's not Jack's.

I know a lot of people who have problems eating food that are late 20's or early 20's and they've all been to the doctors. Excessive drinking can cause you to be more sensitive to food apparently. Gastro-intestinal issues and the like. Was just wondering if that's what happened to him.

If it triggers you so badly you must be

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Holy fuck. It's finally happened. I have found the one the prophecy spoke of.

That is what I was implying yes.

Well, in terms of taste Scream Sicilian is the best frozen pizza, but it's too expensive for the quality increase. I'm also not so sure its even still being sold.

Freschetta and Digiornos are too bready. Totino's I wouldn't even feed my dog if I had one.

>puting the controller on the cardboard where it probably touched the pizza and now has grease and shit on it
i swear none of you actually care about your own belongings

Screamin' Sicilian is the five guys of frozen pizza

oh my fucking god m

frozen pizza is best
walmart deli is top tier
below that, Tony's, every other frozen brand below that

I used to eat Domino's from time to time when I lived in Spain and it was kinda good. I just convinced myself that I was eating some weird shit and not actual pizza and I gotta say I started liking the thing, although the ingredients are shit-tier and the "flavours" are actually "let's toss whatever the fuck we think is edible and call it a day". Maybe what made me appreciate it was the impossibility of having a real pizza, but despite all the flaws, I liked it for what it was: a freaky imitation.
t. Italian from where pizza originated

For me it's Brew Pub Lotta Mozza frozen pizza.

From what I can read it is rare and uncommon among regular people and common among people keto dieting hence why it’s nicknamed keto rash

No good places near me. this is the best I can get and I'm completely satisfied with it .

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>red baron french breads with salt and pepper
one of the tastiest things on this earth

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I assume he means good but overpriced

>he's not 6'6" 154lbs

You people are pathetic

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Neither paper says that. They say that it occurs during ketosis and is uncommon not that it is common to people in ketosis.

How come screaming sicilian's allowed to market with italian stereotypes but you market Jiggaboo Jones' Purple Drank and people get upset?

The image that turned Stevefags into dust, thus saving Yea Forums to once again be about video games.

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>just a glass of liquor, not the whole bottle
>box left open, pizza getting cold
>someone walks by and accidentally kicks the lid
>no pants

>Tetris
>Shows Puyo Puyo character
Really makes you think.

(You)

imagine how dumb you have to be to fall for a meme diet fad instead of a tried and true method

Because Italians are considered white people and it’s okay to be racist towards white people

How was it user?

Hey Burgerbros, what's the best part of living in the states? Jaded Yuropoor here who's thinking of moving to greener pastures since I have nothing to lose.

Low taxes and guns

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Red Barons is GODtier

What do you think

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>Obligatory loicense joke
But I don't know, if you don't mind trading problems, it's a nice place to live, depending on the region

>low taxes
>talking to a European

Ha.

>let me just ignore genetics entirely
that's stupid though

I'm in Ireland, which is pretty cucked on that regard. Alcohol and whatnot is pretty expensive too.

Paradise if you have money, third world hell if you are poor.

>third world hell
Yes, that's why all the third world trash are bumrushing the border by the millions. Because it's so awful here for them

>pizza thread
>no mention of Digiorno pizzeria! pizza
O-Okay...

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>Digiorno

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That's fair, but I was laughing more at the idea of income and personal property taxes. I think some of your countries do have a lot of weird "extra" taxes, but I've recently found out from a friend who lives in the UK that you have a 0% tax bracket, which is both depressing as hell and hilarious to me as an American.

burgers. you literally CANNOT get a proper burger in europe. you have no idea what you've been missing out on, believe me.
t. american who has been living in yurop for the past few years

Because it’s also the land of opportunity if you can seize it, that gives them hope.

With any luck they'll all get the opportunity to be seized alright. Real soon.

I guess it's either;
>get beheaded by the Cartel
or
>get robbed by Tyrone and then get shot by the cops when you call them for help
Chose your poison

Avoid states like Jewyork and Commiefornia.
They are total shitholes, and unless you're rich, you'll be fucking miserable.

I live in Denmark which has like the third highest taxes in the world, it does come with a lot of benefits though.

It's pretty easy to not get shot by police as long as you're not a smelly third worlder shouting in a foreign language rushing towards the police like a bunch of sewer rat morons.

It's also because a very large portion of them, especially coming from Euro/Asian backgrounds, will have 5-10 family members supporting them with income from their country for years so they can make a life here and then hopefully bring them over eventually. Lower-middle class middle eastern or asians in DC/NOVA area live a totally different life than the lower-middle or even middle class families who are from America because they have backing/support/a more supporting culture than a lot of us do.

I dunno man, I've never seen the likes of it.

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>fast food tier pizza
fuckin gross

Now you just need to take another picture with your black hand over the game case

Yeah, but it balances out because everyone in Denmark is rich.

The average worker at Mcdonalds makes three times as much than one here in the states.

Who let this faggot in here? NO one and i mean NO ONE is going to open up their oven and insert a piece of frozen cardboard expecting something GREAT to come out, get the FUCK out of here faggot

What does this image mean?
Please try to explain keeping in mind that I can point to 4 states on that map, no more.

absolutely based

why not have both and fuck a fatty

Fair enough, but as said, you all get benefits that we can't even think of without getting chastised. We have additional tax additions to shit such as getting older even if our income doesn't increase, and we basically start at 21-30% taxes, depending on the state we live in with no consistency at all. We also have minimum wages as low as $7.25 an hour where, in the same area, a studio no bedroom apartment costs roughly $1200 per month to rent before any utilities.

>2019
>discovering candy corn

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you IDIOT! you thought this was an image thread but it was a PIZZA THREAD the whole time

>where, in the same area, a studio no bedroom apartment costs roughly $1200 per month
>a wild californian enters the conversation and thinks they know anything about the USA

some may be worse than others, but they're all good

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Name 1 (ONE) good pizza chain. Protip: You can't.

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I'd invite you down to Texas to see all the things I love about it, but you'd probably melt. I love the weather, but Europeans tend to shy away when I tell them I had a nice jog since it was only 95°F (35°C) outside.

I live in NOVA brother, follow the chain better or lurk more.

The fact that europoors still don't have air conditioning is baffling to me.

Dabbing on Europeans when they bring up how much they hate you every time they speak about any subject.

>I live in NOVA
Same shit. You live near glowniggers getting unlimited government gibs so of course rent is inflated, that's what happens in the face of unlimited government money.

Not to mention free healthcare and a huge safety net meaning you can’t really become homeless unless you want to. Pretty good infrastructure too like great tap water, no smell of sewage anywhere, smooth roads and general cleanliness.

>jogging with 35º

That takes some balls, gotta give it to you
Where I live we run to the beach when it's 25º (77).

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All on the back of the American Empire. We'd love to have that too but instead we have to pay for you insects to bitch at us endlessly.

>TFW 5'11" 140lbs
>30% body fat

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>Eating Pizza while trying out Ultima on crit
Max comfy

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eating higher in fat increases hormones fucking idiot you walk around with a diamond dick all the time because of how horny you get

Yes, like a large percentage of our country, I'm not entirely sure what your point is.

>don't have air conditioning

What shithole country did you visit user?
Cause that's wrong as fuck

holy shit how

I know. All those lean, jacked dudes in US prisons have clearly read your list of men's health articles.

>like a large percentage of our country
I'm talking about federal employees and their inflated salaries/cronyism making themselves wealthy numbnuts, not section ape.

that actually sounds pretty nice but i'm sandnigger so i'm pretty used to hot weather

>blaming Yuros for the dysfunction of the American Empire
The Yuros did nothing wrong.

When you don't exercise and eat like crap but not enough calories to gain weight, you're skinnyfat.

The only thing right on that list is Little Ceasars and Chick-Fil-A

only good frozen pizza out there

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>DQ
>bad
Was it staffed by niggers in some ghetto? Midwest/plains DQ is some GOOD SHIT

When I visited family in New York I noticed it's pretty dry heat there at least, where as here it's more humid.

The fact that Americans think all European countries are the same is hilarious. That’s like comparing US with central and south America.

it's typical /pol/ brainlet shit aiming to say WOW LOOK HOW MUCH MORE COVERAGE WE HAVE but conveniently ignores that all the red areas are fucking hick boonies with barely any population density

The toppings for Chicago style aren't usually on top, they are between the cheese and sauce. You can see a mushroom run down the cheese in the first shot

What's the point of making a "have no had" section? Just don't put ones you haven't had on the chart you idiot.

Even then being 30% bf at that weight is pretty impressive. You'd need to have never left your house or lifted anything for most of your life to pull that off.

It's obviously doing well enough to invade your homeland ad stick around :^). Kinda like we did haha.

I hope you fucks dip your pizza in ketchup, otherwise you're missing out

No, little caesar's is fucking awful. Chain pizza as a concept is fine, little caesar's is just bad.

DQ is infamously bad about microwaving shit or just leaving it under heat lamps for way too long

/pizza.

It’s the other way around boy, you can thank you father Europe for creating your country. And we thank you for spreading your nasty fastfood and jewish Hollywood propaganda here.

Sweetie....

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>It’s the other way around boy
America's military policing the world is why you can afford your "free shit" you ignorant uppity yuroshit.

I'm pretty sure that's the chart that reviewbrah made while on stream like 2 months ago.

Serious question. Is NY pizza a meme? I don
t understand how people can like all that cheese and grease with barely any sauce. It's borderline a cheese breadstick. All that grease makes me gag everytime I see a picture of it.

And that's exactly why the country was designed the way it was, to prevent what's happening in eurotopia. You can win contests no one was competing for all day long, it doesn't mean shit when you lose the one that matters.

BTFO west cuck?

>eat twice a day
Why the fuck people here feel like they know shit?

Eh, at some point you acclimate and it stops taking balls at all. Hell, last week the heat index was 105°F+ (~41°C) for a couple days in a row. You either learn to love the way it sucks or learn not to stay outside for more than 2 minutes at a time.
Can't say I've ever been to New York, but I'm right on the coast and it's not terribly uncommon to hit 90% humidity. I'm not even sure what dry heat is supposed to feel like, this is all I've ever known.

Frozen pizza is garbage i hope you realize this and just make a sandwhich instead

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I like Papa Johns and Dions.
Actually I like everything pizza related, but I don't want to get made fun of on the internet.

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Looking at this makes my teeth ache.

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America’s military policing is the result of your greedy kike overlords creating mayhem in the world for the sake of their own wealth. It’s sad that you worship them because you are brainwashed

God I love their pizza. shame it's only in one state

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Nah, only people who grew up on that shit can enjoy it.
It's like Barbacoa.

I simply cannot wait until you find out what being an independent country actually costs when America either stops or becomes unable to enforce international law, protect every shipping lane on the globe, and maintain hegemony among third world saber rattling. It's going to suck badly for you uppity faggots

Shit, you're noggin my joggin here. I haven't had Noble Romans in like a decade.

>americlaps will never get to experience peak canadian cuisine like pizza pizza
feels good man

I didn't have barbacoa until like 3 years ago and I love it

America gives nothing but degeneracy and conflict to the world, you can’t even prove it wrong.

Mountain Mikes makes a decent pizza, Pepperoni and Jalapeno is the best and I love the way they crisp the pepperoni

When I visited canada I went to some chain that has this gross garlic butter dipping sauce, it was like donair sauce or something
The "pepperoni" was also just like balogna

Pizza Pizza is literally worse than eating frozen food.

based

I know you think you ate barbacoa, but you didn't.
I know this because you aren't dead in the back of a 2002 ford bronco with your organs replaced with heroin.
At best you ate Americanized-Mexican-tourist approved barbacoa, but more likely you didn't even have that.

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i bet it will taste like medicine

Not him but I wish you were dead in the back of a 2002 ford bronco with your organs replaced with heroin.

>5'6" 220 lbs
>fat battle dwarf mode from heavy lifting.

I hate myself and everything I do.

derp

Fat increases your estrogen more than testosterone, so enjoy turning your testicles into neo-ovaries

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Being a based dwarf slayer is much better than being some starved goblin though