Who do you main in melee?

I like captain falcon but his neutral game is kind of frustrating at times. Especially against Marth because of his huge range and jigglypuff/pikachu because they're so hard to grab. Comboing into a knee is the most satisfying action to do in the game.

Smallish twitch chats are tranny central, its the perfect environment to run the place with a discord clique

Yikes, Falcon is braindead as fuck. Basically a speedy Jigglypuff. He even has a kill confirm off down throw, braindead

:3 how cute from 1 to 10?

Ganondorf. He is just so fun to play and I fucking wreck my friends with him even when they play shitty characters like Marth and falco

A lot of characters have confirms off of throws, what's your point? You're the braindead one if you don't DI the throw properly

lol kid keep shffl nairing and fishing for a d-throw knee, u're trash kek

Samus

k. I'm not even the falcon player ya dingus

Cope

>Has a testosterone deficiency
>Puts tranny flag on wall

Play me and we'll find out who's really coping (v:

Sheik. I might stop being a little bitch and just go with my dream of being halfway decent with Yoshi. He’s just a hard character to play.

fm5.9 faggot, ill fkin destroy u with my marth

This is what Melee does to a person

man i wish luigi and mario were high tier in melee. Also, they sound like shit in the sequels.

Every character is hard at a certain point, just in different ways. Just sit down for a day and grind out the tedious things, it goes a long way to improve your play.

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she's a woman, it'd be best to refer to her by her pronouns

here you go

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never

Yeah, it sucks. Mario is just held back by lack of powerful moves that kill early and luigi needs a better recovery/aerial drift. It's such small things they need, but they go a long way.

kek get fucking destroyed, you're garbage

>coping that hard after my 4 stock on your marth

>4 stock when I wasn't trying
>implying that matters after I humiliated your Falco play

>he got 4stocked as marth
OH NO NO NO NO

Kek what a bitch

It's not like he's on payroll or anything, the most they have to do is send him a T-shirt once a year.
Also shoutouts to all the retards still giving PPMD money and trusting him when he says he's coming back.

>Implying
Marth has a higher skillcap than Fox

>Thinks his bread and butter combos on my falco mattered after what I did with my Mario
Typical coping marth player

If I still played melee I'd probably master the yoyo trick and main Ness. Shit looks insane but it probably won't make him viable due to his floatiness.

Kek, when I busted out my Kirby and JV3d your Sheik is when I knew I'd won the mental

COPE

Was hoping for melee discussion but I think I just entered the cringiest thread on Yea Forums right now.

Have sex

I main puff because the amount of fun I have is inversely proportional to the amount of fun my opponent isn't having

Oof.

At least he's streaming melee now. But yeah, I won't believe he's back until he's actually at a tournament.

He'll never go to tournaments because he has an imaginary condition he made up with his mind, which is why he's seen a bunch of doctors who have said theres nothing wrong with him since his T levels got fixed, and now he's paying to see quack alternative medicine doctors.