Roast me

thoughts ???

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have fun user :)

Thanks fren

I can't even open Steam right now. The store page just sits there blank. At least you can still browse.

Just buy the other Hitman and Stalker games as well they are all good.

i played jet set and soc too

Stalker is fucking trash

Already have them :)

Why are the current reviews for Elite Dangerous so bad? People seemed to love that game at launch, and I was looking for something to play with a HOTAS.

Idi na hui pizdiet proxy hohol.

It's very comfy if you want to play space truck simulator but it's not god for much else

Stalker and Devil Daggers in a bundle on fanatical for 1.59€

Any recs?

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This.
It's in the first tier in the Fugitive bundle.

>cold fear
good taste user, darkwood

Why would anyone roast you? You are so close to actually playing some video games, get them installed and have a good week.

Thankss

fanatical.com/en/bundle/fugitive-bundle
Devil Daggers and Stalker are in Tier 1 for cheaper than devil daggers alone on steam.

Hand of Fate is not nearly as good as you might think it is.

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good picks good taste

Why is that? And how does the second game compare to the first?

fur fun seems right up your alley

bros I need some roguelike I can put a lot of hours into

Not sure about Vendetta....

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enter the gungeon

Need some cool game recs for intel HD 4000 thinkpad x230 gayming, 14$ left
Already brought:
>Arcanum
>CHRONO TRIGGER
>King Of Lord Pass
>Majesty Gold
>Warlords Battlecry III
>Dungeon Siege I
>Dungeon Siege II

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Give me your #1 video game recommendation.

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Nosferatu

howd I do anons

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dota 2

Is Dark Souls Remastered any good? I own the OG version

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DON’T buy Hitman 2 just yet. It goes on sale frequently, wait for the price to drop a little more.

This game is a slow death
You likely will never finish it on hard

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I have shit taste, right?

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Wasteland 2
The Council
Atom RPG
Phantom Doctrine
Hatty Time: Cat Conundrum

y/n/maybe/idk/can you repeat the question?

>Wasteland 2
n, get Underrail or Atom RPG
>The Council
y, it's a fun little mystery game with qt girls
>Atom RPG
y,
>Phantom Doctrine
y, fun cold war xcom, not very deep but it's good
>Hatty Time: Cat Conundrum
idk

I already played for nearly 1000 hours before realizing I didn't like the game.

It's complicated. OG with dsfix is better, but the PvP is near dead. Remastered removed some of the fun glitches that could make creating new builds a little less annoying, like item duping and stuff. They DIDN'T implement any sort of anticheat or remove any of the glitches like parry backstabs on wakeup and a few others. But the PvP is way more active there, so I guess decide based on if you want to PvP regularly again and don't really care for singleplayer.
As for visuals, the original with dsfix has support for 1080p 60fps with options for anti-aliasing and whatnot, so I don't think remastered looks better at all. The only thing they did really was implement the new lighting engine, which you only really notice around bonfires.

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I already have Underrail, and maybe I need to give it another shot, because I got like twenty hours in then gave up, because I kept getting curbstomped in every encounter. I always like to go as sneaky, charming pickpocket and thief, which doesn't do much good in a game where every battle is you by yourself against like ten dudes.

Dragons Dogma
If you haven't played it yet, then go for it.

Yakuza 0 is really sugoi

Never played the second. The first is just a really poorly done rougelike card game. Nothing interesting or unique to the gameplay or mechanics. Very boring.

Slay the Spire is better imo.

I got a game called Neoverse

What have I done?

Nice taste, was looking to buy The Council and Atom RPG too since I only have 20 bucks to spend on games

what are some actually fun games
need RPGs
preferably with good part banter
extra points for romance

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How good is Portal 1+2? And Half Life 1+2?

party banter

>Jet Set Radio
>Devil Daggers
>STALKER
based lad, have fun

>buying literal shovelware

Atom RPG is shit user. Pirate it first.

Game is poorly designed, and if you don't make a meta build you're fucked, because mobs are leveled, and you'll go from fighting 3 peasants with melee weapons which are fairly dangerous because they get 3 activations and you get 1, then after a few levels they all have guns and get like 6 activations before you get one. If you're okay with save scumming all the time, go for it, otherwise avoid.

Underrail is shit too. No opinion on the wasteland series

>lorelai
>downfall
nice, I guess you already played "the cat lady"

Bing Bing wahoo

why is underrail shit? you couldn't get past the dogs in the first hour and ragequit?

Weak af story. Weak combat. Shit ripoff of the early fallout series.

You people shilling it endlessly who get super defensive if anyone ever says it's not the greatest iso ever are always good for a laugh at least.

I'm interested in this. do you guys think it goes for a lower price for the duration of the sale. This is just a regular price - it was like this yesterday,

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>JSR
BASED AND TAGPILLED

Don't. just don't. Go play quake 1.5 for free.

I agree that it isn't very good, but everything else he said is retarded. It has cards in it but they're just serving the function of random loot or events or what have you. The core game play loop is just Arkham-style punching.

It's just not much of a game as much as a proof of concept. It's ultimately forgettable; an effervescent nothing that you won't remember much after it dissipates. Never bothered with the sequel because the original left such a null impression.

Slay the Spire is a better game, but they are utterly different experiences.

Well, at least you don't have to worry about them running out. Traffic will eventually calm down

Post wishlists

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>I actually got sextuples for this awful dad joke
holy fuck, I can die peacefully now

Wasted

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WASTED

fuckin waste

CHECKED

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Normal version for £24.99 or gold version for £34 of assassins creed odyssey lads?

YOU WIN!

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What to add/get?

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the fuck garbage games are the last 3
Did you just buy them because
>muh indie obscure shit

holy based

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kys weeb

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T-thanks

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I may drop katamari and wait for another sale in the future. going to wait and see if I can get and tokens for a coupon before buying though.

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Seems like a reasonable price

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How did I do?

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You should kill yourself for buying S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

GSC doesn't get any of the money.

Anyone know a game that kinda plays like "Foxhole"? I've been getting back into it recently but got a little bummed out of depending on retarded or dramatic teammates, but the aesthetics/gameplay/controls are my thing though.

I've been on a puzzle/mystery binge recently. Finshed the zero escape trilogy and a bunch of the blackwell point and click games recently. I'm thinking of getting danganronpa now. Also saw this mentioned store.steampowered.com/app/648580/428_Shibuya_Scramble/, anyone played it? It's got pretty good reviews.

based, checked, and also true. pretty good

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mundane but at least it's not a shitpost goodgget

impressive

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Have fun with stalker! If you see graphite remember it's not actually graphite.

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Wholesome

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Will this never be 75% off again now that 2 is on the way?

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How long do these sales last for? Don't have access to my pc for at least a couple weeks

Hmmmmmmmm 4 dollars....

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wtf do you mean, if anything the price drop should increase over time

hipster cart

Well shit, can't beat that.

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IS IT worth it?

>Mine is only 40% off
Im sad now. I refuse to buy games thats not a steal on these sales.

That is only cause I have the original game. SO 50%, WITH the 40%.

if you wanna fuck around in PvP then sure why not

It's 4 dollars. I was just shitting on it earlier but come on, 4 dollars.

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I really didn't like the map being an actual globe in planetary annihilation but it's decent I guess.

I have A20 on all 3 characters on STS, I've played that plenty. But hand of fate seemed really intriguing with all the random events you can get and pick, I got the feeling of those "book games" or however you call them, the adventures where you get to pick the outcome and so on.
Plus the VA for the narrator is pure honey.

I don't get it.

Wasted

It is nothing like a choose your own adventure and it only resembles Slay the Spire in that they are both dungeon crawls and both have cards. Do what you want, but I get the distinct impression you haven't actually bothered to just go watch game play of it.

R8

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Eh, I'm sure you'll have fun with some of it.

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fucking based

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Get the Stalker bundle since it's slightly less and keep Prey. I don't know about the others, except for RE4, it's a classic. I would add the original Deus Ex, Thief I&II, and the System Shock bundle for more immersive sims, if you have a higher tolerance of older games.

I'm pretty sure it'll remain at that price for the rest of the sale. Steam doesn't really do it's wild flash deals anymore. I dunno what those prices are in burger bux, but I'd pick them up anyway. Dusk was my favorite game of last year, and Amid Evil looks like a good goddamn time.

beware mgr if you're on win10 it runs like shit for most on that os

Checked and decked

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wasted
kys

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You blew it

checked

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>Banner Saga
Nice.

THOUGHTS ????????????

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Recommend games, frens

Woah baby. Traffic to this post isn't calming down anytime soon

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>Blood 2
but why

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What I really want is something like undertale though. Just go around all pixelated and kill characters and having it mean something.

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HAVE SEXT

you can skip Hand of Fate 1 and get HoF 2

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>Posting games you bought on Yea Forums for validation
>thread only alive because someone posted a sextet

Enormous yikes

My friend Pedro

>replying to his own post

cringe, go back to plebbit, this is like editing to be like 'holy shit thanks for all the upvotes wasn't expecting that.'

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It's not a game for everyone. I'm not saying it's a perfect game, it certainly has its flaws, but the game is just very niche type.

You need to immerse yourself in it, dedicate time and effort to get ships, to progress anywhere. Some people see the screenshots and see big battles and lasers and like giddy little kids they think of all their StarWars fantasies, buy the game and get disappointed that whaaaaat I can't fly a warship in 2 hours since purchasing the game? Whaaaaaat, it can take hours to travel around the human space? Whaaaaat, I need to put actual effort and the game is slow?

True, there might be a sort of lack of content: but at the same time there isn't. It's sandbox game in the true meaning of the word. You take from it what you want and you make of it what you want. You pretty much are on your own as there is barely a tutorial, there's no main story or quests to guide you. But if you get past that initial hurdle, that becomes the game's biggest charm: making your very own story in this game.

>bitches about reddit
>uses reddit spacing
yikes

>Devil Daggers
based

witnessed

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Prey: Mooncrash
Enter the gungeon

Just two, really not interested in anyone else. Any thoughts/reccomendations?

Forgot to take cap of my cart, so eh here are games I bought and am Installing

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Based

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Is Fresh Supply finally fixed?

>this is like editing to be like 'holy shit thanks for all the upvotes wasn't expecting that.'
You wouldn't know that if you weren't a redditfag yourself.

>devil daggers
It's not as great as everyone thinks it is but for that price you might as well.

Check’d

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is the cities skyline DLC worth it? There's this newcomer bundle that looks nice but I've read that it doesn't really add anything.

NAH

How's the performance compared to the original? Wanted to play with invasions while fighting enemies from the game just like people played back

Hi guys OP here,

Does anyone want to add me I am depressed af and I want to Kill Myself

GET YET GOOD GAMES HERE
>Battle Brothers
>Overload
>Space Hulk Tactics (or any Space Hulk game that's not the shooter, really)
>Templar Battleforce
>Star Traders Frontiers
>Distance
>Dominions 5
>Levelhead
>ZeroRanger

Slay The Spire is great. But if you mean actual roguelikes Cogmind is pretty fun. Honestly most of the best roguelikes are free. You could just play DCSS.

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lol forgot pic

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DUSK is amazing and you should absolutely get it. AMID EVIL is really hit or miss for most people, I don't like the weapons.

I think Im done. I also want dusk and AMID EVIL.

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blood and bacon is pretty great

>Lobotomy Corp
I still dont understand the hype. The anomalies are bare bones and the gameplay is frantic and repetitive. Its not a fun game.

Monster girl waifus. It's a shit game.

checked

What do you fags think? Missed out on DR and Ace Attorney like a pleb so I think I should give them a go.

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If you think you'd like DR and AA you should also grab the nonary game bundle while you're at it, or at least just 999 if you only want one game.

Danganronpa takes a little bit to get going. But get to the first case at minimum.

>AA trilogy
For real just emulate the DS version that one is based on the mobile port and is shit

Same, Steam is being shit with my computer ever since it updated and I tried several things to fix it. At least I don't really need the app that much but still annoying.

Lads, I am quite literally dying to place this game, I'm going to scoop it up on the switch. But in the meantime is there any game that has the same feel to it? I kind of want to ease into the genre since it has been forever since I played any metroidvania.

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I heavily vouch for Hand of Fate despite some people saying it's "ultimately forgettable" because I sure as hell played the everloving shit out of the first and am still playing the second even today. Lost my save so I had to restart, but hey.
There's so, so many cards. If you're averse to trying new things, even when RNG shits on you - the game may not be for you. If you REALLY hate the bamham combat, I don't know if the atmosphere and Narrator(he's seriously so goddamn good) can save it for you.
2 is vastly superior to 1, and after playing it you'll realize how barebones-feeling 1 is if it didn't ring of it a bit already. I was able to look past the batman combat because I liked finally getting enough gold to buy that sweet fucking upgrade, finally winning a Token(beating certain challenge cards in their most optimal way gives you a token, which unlocks lots more cards of varying types) from Devil's Carnival(three 25% chances you need to get right, there's equipment and blessings that can help it a bit but not too many.)
2 has multiple gamble types though - precisions you can git gud at and it's super satisfying, Wheel you can sorta get gud at, Dice are pure luck as always, as are the success cards.
2 also has environmental stuff - like when I first did The Heirophant, the weather outside the carriage you play the Game in was stormy at night and it was so entrancing I had an incredibly fucking good time.
Highly suggest both games, but maybe pirate 1 and poke your nose at it a bit.

Not as far away as you think, given recent trends in PC development.
Even Sega has been porting a lot of games to PC lately.
Various next-gen titles have gotten PC attention as well.
Everyone points out that MOBAs are a driving factor for this, and it is unfortunate that e-sports are the onus for PC development.
Regardless, there are still a lot of more positive developments.

Example: indie games. In spite of scandals like Gone Home, WarZ, and Fez, there are still plenty of gems like La-Mulana.
Valuable AAA franchises have made it to PC as well, such as Metal Gear Rising, which makes a PC release of MGSV even more likely.
Eventually, I think consoles may just die out altogether.
Read the first capital letter of every line.

>be 11, the only thing i know of sex i learned from porn
>sleepover at friend's house
>we go to sleep at around 2:00AM
>can't sleep, try to walk around a bit to get sleepy
>notice an open door, go inside
>it's my friend's 13 months old baby sister's room
>stare at her sleeping face for a good 10 minutes
>get really horny
>undress her, insert sharpie into vagoo
>she starts bleeding a bit, try to suppress her crying with pushing my hand on her face as much as I can
>miraculously no one hears it
>she loses consciousness from lack of oxygen
>notice diaper box in the room, quickly replace bloody diaper
>pretend nothing happened
>hear later that she got a nasty infection and they had to surgically remove her womb
>she also got minor brain damage from when I was choking her
>my friend's dad is arrested for molesting her and sentenced to 26 years
>no one believes that he never touched the baby
>this happened over 15 years ago, I still hang out with that guy and play vidya over the internet with him daily
>he never suspected that it was me that destroyed his family

...

Holy shit a truly based and fucking amazing list.
Battle Brothers is absolute kino
I used to play star traders on my shitty phone when it was the only thing I could run. The Devs are bros