SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

friendly reminder that keizaron never finished his last pokemon run at GDQ

there is another thread, op just forgot the sgdq. Its also slow cause most people have work.

other thread:

keizaron is such a shit runner why do they keep inviting him back? He's fucked every run he had the last 3 events and had to mercy kill all of them, except I think animorphs which was just ridiculous overestimate.

Yeah

Punching Nazis.

why are you retarded, other thread op

xth

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>couldn't beat silver
>couldn't even beat gold
imagine being so shit you screw up 2 games even though you're playing

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How do you like this blindfold run so far?

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NSMB

I like it!

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I like it honestly, quite impressive

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>Punching Nazis.
Or naziggers, as I like to call them

I enjoy it more than most so far this year

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BASED
FUCKING BASED

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got any Misty in that style?

God damn that was a close Bull fight.

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He did it! That was real close.

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Where the plastic posters at?

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ok, this is epic.

based runner, based run, based couch

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RELEASE
THE
BOGUS

I need more furry ones

Anyone else ready to get /comfy/ for the Pokemon run?

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A-tier run. Very impressive but not as godlike as some of you claim.

MACHO MAN SAYS "WHITE POWER"

My face when I watch this :|

jesus christ

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>no release the bogus

run invalidated

B O G U S
O
G
U
S

No bully

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This is amazing

I'll look around in my folder

quick rundown, I barely remember it

pokemon runners are doing this shit on easy mode. there's so much random bullshit that if you're willing to stomach the run you will never know exactly what happens and if you suck dick you can just blame it on RNG.

This blindfolded run is on par with the first Tetris block.

Later, I wanna watch this.

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If he had any balls he would have lobotomised himself instead of the pussy blindfold (and probably still beat it because it's that easy).

>dude this next part is like so hard
Wanna bet he'll just breeze through it anyway?

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What's the blindfold WR of this?

This is terrible

>there are people here calling this shit, who will love the 240 hour chrono trigger playthrough

youtu.be/1ixKdkMWzFA

MAH TURN

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Haha this dude is a chump I do this shit all the time, but no I won't show anybody just trust me bro I really can do it I'm totally not a retard who can't do anything besides shitposting on Yea Forums fishing for (You)s this shit's lame as fuck

CHEATING HE IS CHEATING

HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE ''BLINDFOLD''

CHEATER

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>hear cue
>press down or left depending on the enemy
>punch punch punch punch punch
>rinse and repeat

How the fuck is this even?

>still punch out

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Cute danger noodle.

>Yea Forumscels are seething because the run is more interesting than their identity politics
kys phobes

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Easily one of the best runs of this event.

Pokemon run is up, post pokemon

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but muh comf

KO panic

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How could trannies allow a macho game into GDQ? Are they suffering early signs of dementia?

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I'm enjoying it.

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It's great

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I only remember a guy who fucked up and couldn't defeat Red? Was that him?

>IT'S HIS TURN WHAT THE FUCK

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this run

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I don't.

>gets crushed within seconds after one mistake

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only thing I could find in my folder

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Some cues are visual only, it's pretty impressive user. Next time stfu and don't criticize if you haven't played the game

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Is it? I'll probably take a break then once it's over.

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people still watch sjwq?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!

He is the keader of thr bunch you know him well...

>Lossless PB
what a god.

He's even looking at the fucking ground, autist.

So much HYPE

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This guy sucks. Blindfold runs are so dumb. Why would anyone want to watch a crippled runner not at the top of his game?

PB WITHOUT A SINGLE LOSS

So this PB basically proves that this is so trivial to complete that he didn't even work to perfect it.

I can't believe there are still people who watch this for the runs. Has the novelty not run out yet?
Only here for dilations done quick. Speedruns are boring.

ZALLARD
ZALLARD
ZALLARD

>saving your PB for your arbitrary game category for a big event so everyone can praise you

We did it bros!

A FUCKING PB
A
FUCKING
PEE
BEE

P
B
FUCKING
A

>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THIS RUN
>you are only allowed to praise and suck the runners dicks!

how many PBs have there been at GDQ anyway
the number has to be astoundingly small

Well, xhes not wrong.
Trannies are an eyesore that nobody wants to be around.
Based Yea Forums nazis.

thanks senpai

>them NIP SLIPS

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Their mother must be quite a goblin for them to turn out like that.

Blind punch-out is tradition

What a champ

I wonder what kind of hell his father went through following all this.

if the cues are visual only then he's either missing those cues or guessing them, neither of which is impressive

the only thing "hard" about doing something like this is being autistic enough to spend the time memorizing it. any retard can memorize the solution to a matching game with enough time when the variables are the same

>NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS
>WHY ARENT THEY TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD TRANNIES ARE LIKE EVERY THREAD

>"Alright, so I guess that's a PB"

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It's not that small. A lot of people intentionally don't PB before the event and try to PB using new strats and such during GDQ

Obviously you could criticize it, IF YOUR COMMENTS WERE ACTUALLY VALID AND NOT RETARDED

its fun!

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based champ

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PPPPPPPPPee
B
B
B

how did he PB by 6 minutes after failing menuing so much and not getting bonked a bunch of times

based sagume poster

CHOKE
ABSOLUTE CHOKE

why is the timer still going

DK%

>menuing is harder than beating the game that according to Yea Forums is extremely difficult
Makes me ponder about stuff.

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BASED ZALLARD DABBING ON SEETHING Yea Forums FAGGOTS BLINDFOLDED WITH A NO LOSS PB

>by six fucking minutes

Is this alright?

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was hoping he'd fight DK desu

I bet I could beat Little Mac

Reminder that if you played or play Pokémon ever in your life you are a degenerative faggot and need to kill yourself

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Very good

zallard had more trouble on the menus then the fighters the fucking madman

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Alright what's worth watching today and was there anything missed between now and whatever came after prime 2?

Because it's so easy he didn't even bother practising.

>Pokemon run
>tfw it will be just furshit and lolispam, and not a single pair of big boobs

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Start training for it nigger. Dont go claiming around its easy as shit if you cant do it

I really like it!

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It was probably the fathers fault to begin with. No son that has a father and mother turn out like this unless the father totally neglected and ignored his kid. A kid with a proper father figure does not turn out like that.
I can bet you that the father feel sorry for himself after he ignored his kid most of his life

He tends to lose at least once

Yea Forums is a bunch of easily triggered cucks just like the assholes on practically every other site. They all just season their sensitivity to taste, and criticize each other for being sensitive to different things.
Pro-tip: grow thicker skin and roll with the punches and you won’t be an angry loser all the time

It's a lot to memorize, that's why people with impressive memory skills get shown off. Why are you here if you don't like memorization which is involved in all speedruns?

Because shoutouts to the amazing tech crew.

Smoking Sexy Stylish run, right there.
Best run in years.

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>CGDCT fags seething
Though intentional loss really deflates this thing even though it's the only way to get credits

Dude speed running is LITERALLY just pressing buttons and looking for audio/visual cues it's so fucking easy lmao I could do every one of these runs

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To the people that keep posting snakes in these threads:
I love you, please never stop

>you can identify who are the kids in this thread that never actually played the game
sasuga Yea Forumseddit

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i got banned for saying trannies were men

What's PB?

Pokemon Gen 1&2 were great when I was a kid, I would imagine the newer games would still be good fun for younger gamers. Stop being a hater.

At least pokemon can draw dimes

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>lolispam
Maybe I'll stick around longer.

>no donkey kong
ruined

>if I keep posting it I will be right eventually!

It's amazing

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I've never played it but I can clearly see why blindfolded is not easy.

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>he says in a thread about watching disgusting trannies play shitty games repetitively due to mental illness

Personal Best.

Sorry I didn't own wii :(

BASED
FUCKING BASED AND RED PILLEd

Personal Best

I'll do my best to post Gen 1 and 2 Pokegirls user.

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Personal Best, I think.

>what's the time?
>i keep asking so people can WOW AT HOW GREAT I AM

My boyfriend Revali is hosting the next segment!

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It's TOO lateMAYBE NOT YEAAAAH YEAAAH

>posting in twitch chat
Why would you do that in the first place?

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texorcist, kirby air ride, slipstream, punch out

PB&Jw/oJ

reminder if you played or play video games ever in your life you are a degenerative faggot and need to kill yourself

Meh, pretty alright.

yes, everyone can become good at speedrunning it just takes autism and lots of free time

or do you think speedrunners have some god tier genes that make them better than anyone else?lmao

feels outro

user, I...

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He's right though, that's why people keep calling it easy even though _everyone_ got their asses kicked by it.

This thread is a good reminder on why Yea Forums has been dying for like 9 years.

>THAT'S SO STUPID
>2EZ I COULD DO THAT
>STUPID CATEGORY SHIT RUN
>STOP ENJOYING THINGS

You miserable fucks really need to get laid.

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That was fun!

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That wont happen friend, trust me.

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mmmmmm don't want to mess with this cat

lmao look at the literal teenager

None of you fags ever back this up with action.

that's lovely, thank you.

the hero we need

10/10

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>entire post boils down to "have sex"

I RATE THE RUN GOD TIER /10

bros, do we agree?

S/S: Split/Second
ELDER GOD TIER: Punch-Out (wii)
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Race // Punch-Out (arcade)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Okay now this is speedrunning and not some tranny shit

that run was quite nice actually

What did she do to Brock?

I stopped watching to get things done, and now I'm stocked up with weed for Pokemon!

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You couldn't do it. Especially not in front of such a large audience at a live event. You would fuck up, forget a few things here and there, miss a cue by a few frames, have to redo a bunch of fights, and take an hour longer if you could even finish it. Whine more about how this guy is actually doing something and people are acknowledging his performance while you want people to acknowledge your Yea Forums shitposts. Based retard.

why is Yea Forums so jaded this year ?

>I can't believe this just happened
>Good job son

FUCKING KINO

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This. Holy fucking shit. If you're not enjoying the run no one fucking cares. You don't have to be here.

>beat the game twice
>still don't get guaranteed Donkey Kong fight

That's kind of dumb.

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I pity you. I honestly do, Punch Out Wii is such a good game

10/10

What happened to the rate this run guy?

fucking Yea Forums posting

this honestly
agreed

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7-8.

9.5/10, rng was a bitch to make it perfect

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Where are the cute (real) girls?

Peanut Butter

he went to sleep

best run in years

If you've actually read the thread, the big criticism isn't that it's easy: it's that it's a repetitive skill. If you know what sound you're suppose to react to and how you've essentially won.

Which is the bane of all blindfolded runs.

don't acknowledge obvious shitposters, user.

Best run so far

7/10. Run was fine but incredibly boring.

>dude im so good it's a pb
>dude you're so good
>my time dude
>yeah your time dude
>you're so fast and good and pb
>we have like 20 minutes left
>okay let's just suck your dick bro
>yeah i'll suck my dick too
>*dick sucking noises*
>dude suck his dick or you're not a true gamer t. Yea Forums
Why do we love this shit so much? All these autists are impressive in their way but this guy is really full of himself. Not to mention his sycophants on the sofa and ITT.

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>not above Splitsecond
don't care what your reasons are, it's above it

Nobody who has that pic saved ever had sex with the opposite sex

Do people really not realize that this post is a joke?

can't? unlikely
won't? absolutely
project more retard lol

using more words doesn't make your "have sex" shitpost any less of a shitpost
i wish all zoomers would fucking die.

How would you rate the run, girls?

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Why do these tier lists have Super Mario Bros 2 as F? What's the reasoning?

Ratings are kind of stupid anyway.

Sure why not? Good blind run.

>know that you're not welcome and will be banned for spewing shit
>spew shit
>surprised by being banned

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DK is more of a easter egg than anything

Do people still die in the ring during boxing matches?

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Literally didn't lose a fight. Objectively a 10/10.

9/10 run. Rip no donkey kong fight

Its okay to have pride in your accomplishments user. You should try it some time. You know - when you actually do something worthwhile.

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>If you've actually read the thread, the big criticism isn't that it's easy
Lots of people are calling it easy though, don't lie to yourself. That's what people are arguing against, not that they don't like something.

wow youre jealous you don't have friends.

A-tier. Everything else is overblown.

>Undertale was an experience

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Yes
10/10, Punch-Out block still remains the best thing about GDQ

hey you're back

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What's up witj Split/Second and Prime 2?

>kirby air ride
That sounds like it would of been great. I'm guessing it was at least a A tier run.

It's very rare but yes

Definitely

Zallard wants to know the time because he's nervous about going over, because he can't see the fucking clock. The retards are on the couch are just retards though you're right.

SS.
I liked it but it went on too long.

Time for bed!

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where are the rate the run lads

the only bad part was the guy on the couch blowing air up the runners asshole.

what happened to borderlands 2?
what the FUCK happened to metroid prime 2???

>4 hours of Pokemon next

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my hole is growing teeth/10

weebs are trannies who wish they didnt have balls tbqfwyf

Happens occasionally

How would you rate this post?

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Were the other runs that good?

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Point is that when the run is over you fucking leave. Shout out and go. Giving yourself an inflated estimate to sit around pat your own shoulder after you're done is in poor taste.

>this literally autistic speedrunner is so good at X that he can do Y in front of a massive crowd of people he is disconnected from as he isn't facing them, nor can see the disembodied viewers through twitch chat because he's a GOD man
This sounds like some post-purchase donation rationalization if I've ever seen it.

fighting invisible man was a mistake

>he never had his metaphorical dick sucked
lmfao

the only man I know who beat all 3 console Punch Outs on console blindfolded with thousands watching what we cannot. Fucking Zallard.

I love rating lists because I know what past runs I can watch during bad ones.

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Split/Second was as hit run but had some laughs. I liked it but it's overrated.

>guy pbs
>I fall asleep
Not an entertaining game.

>2009
>this game is 10 years old

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7/10 honestly. Impressive but not godlike.

He can't see the clock and the event is on a fucking schedule you literal mouthbreathing ape.

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10/10

SS Tier but it was a really good run

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BANNED

A

are you shitting me?

BANNED

BANNED

>Texorcist
That run was a fucking nightmare

>ARE YOU SHITTING ME

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100%

B A N N E D

NO NOT LIKE THIS

>are you shitting me?
That's a ban.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD WORD BAD WORD MY EARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BANNED

BANNED

>"Are you shitting me?"

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UH OH HE GONNA GET BANNED

They need to ease off sucking this guy's dick.

>are you shitting me
ABSOLUTE TOP-TIER RUN

i like to watch games being broken and completed fast, the memorization aspect is only interesting as a concept if youre actually autistic

It's much rarer nowadays but it happens, mostly in the pacific or east asia. There was a death in a vietnamese boxing match a few months ago, skull fracture because of one of the fighters doping.

LMAO. Its actually fun that he is surprised by his own actions and everything going smooth as shit

DK is creepy in this game, like he's on acid and not just a cheeky silly ape

Woah, whats with this bonus boss?

I thought Mike Tyson wasn't in the game.

B realistically, A if you're really generous.

the S word D:

>was jerking off so hard I missed Punch Out

FUCK

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the best speedrunner of all time
banned by a retarded SJW corperation
f

>Are you shitting me?

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SSS

SSS++ if he beats dk

>pokemon is next
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I missed Split/Second and MP2. What happened?

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I think he's hamming it up

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How do you know which runs are bad without ratings?

>yes, everyone can become good at speedrunning it just takes autism and lots of free time
So nothing ever is impressive then, since everything ever made can be done with enough practice.

Da Vinci? pfft, just give me enough time dude, I could outdo him.

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I've also eaten dinner and I am ready for some hopefully comfy Pokemon

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Can't believe he got so far just to get banned

Nice racism faggot but Etika worked hard for his spot

I think he's cute.

see you lads at mario sunshine

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>BLINDFOLD DK

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>*does it right because he's done it a billion times (as expected)*
>haha bros did i fuck it up xD im so uncertain of myself and my skill even if there's like two buttons and the sound cues are obvious (read: tell me I'm perfect please I'm so humble)
>nah bro you're perfect
>^__^

BANNED

I wouldn't have problem with them if past ones didn't have garbage at the top because some meme/cringe/whatever shit happened during it.

That said I DO mostly agree with this list from the runs I've seen.

*angry monkey noises*

>4 hours of pokeart
neat

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someone clip the are you shitting me

>banned at the end of a god tier run
fuck gdq

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if you unironically think they're going to ban zallard for saying "shit" you're a fucking mongoloid.

PERFECT
GAME

SSStylish!

Which involves memorization, hypocrite. Don't try to use faulty arguments to claim something's bad. Just say you don't like it.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE

Yea Forums rated as B tier but I agree it's A

>1 Round blind DK

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Amazing run

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>gets banned right at the end

The most kino way to go out

>Pokemon is next
Based

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GIVE IT UP WHAT A LEGEND NEVER SEEN BEFORE GIVE A BOW YOU'RE THE BEST CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK

BASED
BASED BASED BASED
BASED BASED BASED

NOOOOOOOO DK

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Could a human really beat a gorilla in a boxing match?

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this game being completed blindfolded says more about how excellent the sound design is for this game more so than how good the player is for being able to beat it blindfolded

Well guess what

You guys know that games in this marathon say the word "shit" in them right?

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needs a tier of its own

>guy improves his PB by 6 minutes on a 1h speedrun
>Yea Forums still not happy

what do you want?

10/10 run right there

good shit dude

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The ego of this guy. Disgusting.

ready for comfy posting as well

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5 and the pokemon run is mercy killed by the end

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fuckin legend and 100% our guy and based and repilled

Y'all cowards won't even post porn

what an absolutely amazing run

Is this magic

At this point Zallard could say Fuck Niggers right to the camera and they still wouldn't ban him. He's at that tier.

seething

If you unironically can't spot a joke you're a fucking mongoloid

Imagine doing a run after this.

>runner having fun
>audience going crazy and cheering the entire time
>Yea Forums still howling about how GDQ is no fun

He actually did it the absolute madman.

yep, its elder god tier

RATE THE RUN WE ALREADY KNOW IT'S 15/10 SSS+++ TIER BUT LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT OFFICIAL

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That was the best.

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Defo deserves additional S for the S word

Lads
Get your pokeporn folders ready

So is anyone going to be posting lewd pokemon? if not I can't deal with this fucking FOUR FUCKING HOUR RUN

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Glad we won't see any boring shit meme runs like this in the future since he got his ass BANNED

You could at least bait harder, and actually change the filename

They want a game where they can complain about trannies for 3 hours straight.
Guess that's coming up next though.

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Imagine being such a mentally ill tranny you consider that an "accomplishment"

I would but Yea Forums has always been a blue board and now it's on 4channel

No.

Time for....4 hours of...Pokemon

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The man who single handedly saved SGDQ19

POST CUTE POKEMON BABES

NOW

Glad this trash is over. It's finally time for a real game.

Yea Forumseddit will never be happy

>3:55:00
nice speedrun you got there

Zallard1/10

actually yes, a trained boxer could with a good punch cause a serious concussion in a gorilla
there's been boxers that have knocked out bulls

>i like driving cars
>hey man does that mean you like how combustion works??
>uhhh
>dude you cant just like driving cars without liking/knowing how the engine works
>ok retard

Doesn't make up for the hate speech by that alt-right fascist. Fuckin fun run doe.

Meanwhile, in reality
>Yea Forums tripping over themselves to suck the guy's dick the hardest

Every year I've watched and I'm never let down. Zallard is a god.

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Dude you're consistently assblasted in every thread you're in and its fucking hilarious

10/10 for sure

>Not only did he manage to beat everyone on the first try he also did it deathless.
>and PB'd.
>and chose the arrow button first try to select DK.
Are you shitting me?

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But i could do even better than him if i too had no life

Fucking great run.

You guys ready for four hours of Pocket Men

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>passive aggression activates

Have you ever seen that one ren and stimpy episode where ren realises he enjoys being angry?
That's Yea Forums in a nutshell

>up next pokemon

Time to play Mordhau.

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WHERE'S THE CLIP

>4 hours of pokeshit next
just kill me

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>4 hour RPG next

BASED

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9/10

>4 hours of fucking pokemon next
Time to do something else. No interest in Pokemon runs and these threads are going to become pure cancer.

best one so far and its not even close

>joke
>implying there aren't people here who really think that

Dude, if you think a human boxer would have a chance against a gorilla you haven't been paying attention to the literature

>4 hours pokemon run
For what purpose?

10

imagine doing a 4 hours pokemon run after this

BASED ZALLARD SHITTING ON SEETHING LOSERS WHO CAN'T GET RECOGNITION FOR THEMSELVES

The functional strength of chimps and gorillas eclipse what a human could ever put out simply because of the physiology of their bones and muscles. A human can train all of their life to punch as hard as humanly possible and an average gorilla would outperform it without trying.

I'm ready to lick that tummy

its a new tier

>pokemon
Cringe

THIS REMIX IS HOT GARBAGE

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7/19

Actually fun/10

>4 hour """speed"""run

Who would watch such a thing in its entirety?

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100/10

>4 hours of a glitchless run
4 hours is one thing but glitchless? So nothing interesting happening at all?

Z tier for Zallard

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Seething talentless hack LMAO

SSS+ honestly

pretty much. He's become the zoast of the modern gdqs, basically the big draw. sinisterwon could have been it but he quit speedrunning.

watch those rapiers and exec swords

>most kino run ends
>everyone leaves cause of shitemon

Pokemon is the janetty of the speedrunning world

>entire crowd cheering your name as you take down the game blindfolded
I think I finally see the appeal of this shit.

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>Time for....4 hours of...Pokegirls

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I'm just posting images from the event newfriend calm yourself.

hey which of her 2 themes do you like more, personally im a frozen capital kinda guy

TKO/10

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fixed

S/S: Split/Second
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?: Punch-Out (wii)
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Race // Punch-Out (arcade)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
based Zallard

>kiezaron
fucking cringelord incoming

where are the trannies WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES WHERE IS THE CRINGE WHERE IS PROTO WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i'm so sad that i missed the entirety of the title defense part of the run aargggh

S/S runner was a total gamer
he was just weird and ironic about everything but because he stood out and made people on reddit mad he's 11/10. He was good but not great

This run was Z (allard1) tier

>following that up with 4 hours of pokemon
oh fuck off gdq

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10/10 couldn't get my eyes off this shit

I can see that a current run is shit and decide to watch something that I missed due to work.

You just need to learn how to recognize meme entries, sadly.

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four......hours........

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That's not it at all. It's more like you being picky over a car's color and claiming it's only for autists. Stop declaring that people who dare to not share your opinion are autistic.

10/10 Definitely belongs on a must-watch list for this event.

People want him to do the game without sound, blindfolded while being waterboarded by glowing CIA niggers and two dollar tranny whores sucking his dick for to be even a bit impressive

>mfw punchtards and unironic zallard subs leave the thread because they can't appreciate REAL games played properly without faggy gimmicks
Bye.

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8/10 - not godlike.

just don't count it and put it above everything else

[1/(metroid prime 2 run rating)]/10

An actual objective 10/10. He did not lose a single time, even did the menus blindfolded for fun, did the DK fight easy, and got a PB.

What are you playing for the next 4 hours instead of watching this shit?

Why would anyone want to post lewd?

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>That is not sound logic at all.
Except it really is.
>Tetris invisible mode from TGM2 is extremely hard and it's exactly what you think it is
Two different games first of all, but the same argument could be made for that. However we're talking about punch out, which isn't like Tetris lol.

>well but you can't do it can you?!
You morons always love to fall back on this strawman, but it isn't relevant to what's being argued. I also can't build a rocket or car, but that doesn't mean I don't know how they work.

It isn't when the game inherently isn't that difficult. Also if it's irrelevant not sure why you feel the need to reply. It's almost like your asspained someone thinks differently from you on what you think is "impressive" and you're having difficulty accepting that and moving on

it's above split second, quit kidding yourself
it's an insult to put it anywhere but the top

>following up this run with 4 hours of pokemon
>will probably have to load a premade save due to rng manip fuckups like every single pokemon run ever

I would not want to be that runner holy shit

Next up 4 hours of RoR2.

JRPG speedruns are the best desu.

Are you unironically defending "speedrunning"?

>Absolute dog shit for the next 7.5 hours until maybe the RE2 run and Silent Hill 3 with P*nchy and only 30 minutes long
>2 game long horror block
This lineup is fucking horrid, where are fatal frame and the newer clocktowers or something. ANYTHING. FUCK.

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Why are humans so weak?

SSZallard tier

It wouldn't be a boxing match since the gorilla would just start wildly attacking in a way that can't be easily defended against.

Maybe if the gorilla didn't know what the fuck was happening and the boxer punched it hard enough.
In an actual fight the boxer is getting fucked

>4 hours of pokemon

Yeah no thanks.

>S/S: Split/Second
>ARE YOU SHITTING ME?: Punch-Out (wii)
"no"

>there are anons here not looking forward to a comfy 4 hour old school pokemon run

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8

a cars color isnt a fundamental aspect of how the car functions you absolute ape brained idiot

Shitposters dont want to have fun unless it involves dunking on a game or complaining about ecelebs. They unironically believe the old "Yea Forums hates video games" meme.

I feel like I just missed the best run all GDQ

10/10

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Lopunny is the wrong gen, user!

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Let's just ignore all the posts in this and the previous thread shitting on the run because they think it's easy.

kys

Play melty

RPG speedruns are always long. It's still going to be more interesting than chrono trigger later in the event.

sasuga dumb animeposter

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because weaville makes my pp go pp

B

>not donating to name Chrono in Chrono Trigger "Etika"

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fuck you keiz is based

Smokin' Sick Style/10

Am I the only one who dislikes blindfolded runs? It's still impressive but I feel like they're always going to pull through and the silence bores me.

That will always be the original Tetris Grandmasters

what time is it?
oh, I remember, its degeneracy time!

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I HATE IT!

I want to fuck that rabbit

Based

Elder God Tier

you better post lewd GEN 2 images

SSStylish!

9/10

too soon user

I wanted more super punch out

10/10 - really impressive. I even clapped at home at some point.

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>crystal
>old school

move that Punch-Out Wii above Split/Second

They can be pretty comfy. I like the FF6 run

What are you going to do until the pokemon run is over?

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he does die in the game so it makes sense

>Chrono dies in chrono trigger
>naming him Etika
Based

Seethe more. This guy's getting bathed in recognition and you're arguing on Yea Forums with some random losers just like you. You could be spending this very moment out in the world improving yourself, but you decide that having a useless argument on a worthless imageboard is a better choice for your life. Your opinion really matters.

>Crystal
>old school

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That's a good enough reason for me.

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>glitchless runs
what's the point?

I'll never understand the retards that schedule this event. Why would you put a 4 hour shit game during peak hours?

Are you SSShitting me-tier.

Daily reminder that werster didn't get banned for this

youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA

you should have sex at least once in your life

nice I like this song

My brosette is not for lewd, you philistine.

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It was more impressive but not nearly as entertaining.

Comfy BGM for a comfy run.

based

Don't need strength if you can kill literally every living being by the sheer power of weaponized human autism.

>omg like two people didn't like it gamers rise up #justiceforourguyzallard
Pathetic, really.

is it fixed now?

ELDER GOD TIER: Punch-Out (wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Race // Punch-Out (arcade)
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
?: Metroid Prime 2

We evolved for endurance and prioritizing our cognitive abilities. This means less muscle mass, less dense bones, but a much more robust cardiovascular system. This turned out to be much more efficient because it allowed our species to cooperate with one another which allowed innovation to surpass our biological weaknesses.

4 hours seems a lot for Crystal desu. I wonder what makes it so slow, besides the 2 regions ofc.

...

Z/10
incredible, no losses and the most common accident was beating the boxer, not realizing how little health they had

I dont have many, I didnt like a lot of the gen 2 character designs.

Also goddamn these remixes, just play the fucking original songs.

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Are you ready for FOUR HOURS of pokemon plus going overestimate?

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it came out 20 years ago

was The Chasm run really that good? I remember buying it as a kid and it was a pretty awful FPS. What made it better than all the other PC FPS runs? I might have to watch it.

Fiddling with my steam cart

Detective Pikachu was a box office hit. Normalfags love pokemon.

Ok this remix sucks

>4 hour speed run

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Sometimes they don't, can't recall which year but there was a SotN blindfolded run that was a hot mess once

Yes a Shaolin monk could fight off an army of gorillas armed with LMGs without blinking

HE HATES IT!

>I also can't build a rocket or car, but that doesn't mean I don't know how they work.
You don't know how they work.

I'm going to post cute nessa pictures.

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crystal is gen 2 you dumb idiot kys

ETIKAAAA NOOOO DONT JUMP IN FRONT

I missed the Metroid Prime 2 run. Why is it the worst of the event?

thank you user, I always do!

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You first, you dumb tranny.

SS

nice quality tier post you fucking zoomer

go back to fortnite general

The current world record for strongest human punch force is about 412 pounds. A silverback gorilla can throw more than 900 pounds of force, more than twice what humans can currently do.

Ignoring the logistics of getting a gorilla to fight and follow rules if a boxer would win it'd probably be the hardest fight of his life.

t-that's against the rules!

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FFFFOOOOUUUUURR HHHOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSSSSS??????

>not stadium 2 full game speedrun

I like the The Wheel of Fortune theme more.

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chasm run was run by an autismo, great commentary, no chokes, chill, made some alright jokes

fleeting recognition over an inane and pointless task that does nothing to improve himself or those around and him
and before you try to justify it through some roundabout explanation about how "IT'S FOR CHARITY" recognize that both doctors without borders and the cancer awareness foundation provide nothing of worth and less than 40% of the funds are used for anything other than managing the foundations themselves

what is omega?

new

new thread

kys transphobe

there you go

Yes

>2018

Yes

I love you guys, even the grumpy ones

>Except it really is.
No it isn't. As shown by the Tetris example.
>Two different games first of all,
So fucking what? You said any game that can be beaten blindfolded can't be that hard, dishonest fuck. Admit you were wrong.
>You morons always love to fall back on this strawman
Do you even know what strawman means? I didn't attribute you anything you didn't say. This is about whether or not something is impressive, and memorizing a whole game while responding to cues is impressive no matter what because not many people can do that.
>but that doesn't mean I don't know how they work.
That's not what this is about.
> It's almost like your asspained someone thinks differently from you on what you think is "impressive" and you're having difficulty accepting that and moving on
Hypocrite, you're doing the same thing. This is an argument and we're discussing opinions on whether or not something's impressive, and because not many people can memorize a whole game and respond to fast cues blindfolded, I consider it impressive.

Note that impressive doesn't mean not boring to watch.

Enjoy the Pokemon run of course!

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>video game ad
>releases 2018

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HOLY SHIT

THE KATAMARI DAMACI GUY'S GAME IS NOT DEAD
AND ACTUALLY COMING OUT?!

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SSS

we're only page five you retards

Yes, my cock is seething with hate.

SSSMOKIN

right after you get a clue and engage in coitus

>terribly done woman cosplay
>over estimate
>nearly cried upon failing a trick

SSS/10

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>4 hours of this shit plus an hour of randomizer garbage
not bad, i need to sleep for a bit

Are you SSShitting me?
yes

>2018

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I don't have many, actually my Gen 2 folder might be the smallest one in my whole Pokemon folder, but I'll do my best.

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Chasm was as clean of a run as you'll get this marathon. It was high in skill and the runner was pretty ok at commentary. No cringe shit. Recommended.

>"Guys, don fall to your death"
>Etika's cause of death
Based Announcer

Alpha.

What’s his name again Yea Forums?

That's pretty amazing

you are forgetting one key point about human boxing
Humans are capable of concentrating their force ludicrously more effectively than other animals
combine this with anatomical knowledge and someone like Tyson in his prime could legit drop a gorilla in a single punch

so it's just... pokemon?
for 4 hours?

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Highest tier the list has.

>Vulgar display of skill
>Good RNG
>PB
>commentary not deadfish tier nor "faggot wont stop talking" tier it was just right
>shit slip dooming the runner to be banned
>crowd going bananas for it
>love for another nintendo abandoned franchise
11/10
Very few runs can compete with this one

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Shut the fuck up.

I dunno, this emotion remix isn't as bad as the shit they normally played

You will never be as big of an autist as this guy

Wait, how the fuck come I only heard about this now?

Also is Bonesaw finally allowed back or is he still persona non grata?

user why are you retarded

So? You're complaining about a different flavor (a memorization, sound-cue-reaction focused run) and insulting those who like it. That makes you a dishonest, immature fuck.

The only one who'd do it justice is werster and he's not attending GDQ ever again.

>Ω: Metroid Prime 2
what means this?

SSSSS+ MEGAGODTIER

Anyone who says it was anything less than amazing are baiting

Post moar

yeah, GDQ is just something to throw on while doing something else

>2 people
I wish.

worse run

6/10

I found it boring.

Round 10/10

a trans person was playing, so that means run is bad!

>anonymous random on internet makes fun of you
>time to turn off my computer and forget
LOL

Hyped for Zelda race.

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It's amazing how randomizers dont break everything.

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it isn't a different flavor, it's the same fucking flavor, just presented in a different way and it tricks retards like you into thinking it is something impressive when it is literally the same as anything else, except the run isnt interesting because there is no substance outside of the fact that the guy memorized bleeps and bloops to tell him what buttons to push