The male Octolings look like a German interior designer with a queer name like "Günther" who does Jojo poses while saying "Mein gott, this simply will NOT do! FABIAN, GET MEIN DESIGN NOTEBOOK!"
At least the female Octolings look like they're going to go clubbing in that outfit.
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And that's a bad thing?
They look fucking retarded desu.
aren't octolings suppose to be based off of soviet/russians? i'm pretty sure the entire splatoon story line is just a parody of the cold war.
no it's north korean escaping dictature after getting a taste of inkling (japanese) culture
Male Octolings are gay.
No but they do have a quasi-russian accent in the american localization
Veemo!
Never played Splatoon in my life but I'll never forget all of us sitting around and seeing that E3 vid of one on the left strutting sexually while that music played. We had been drinking and we were all just confused and started laughing out asses off.
>Women built stronger and taller than men
>a German interior designer with a queer name like "Günther"
This is funny because plastic
Well yes OP, octolings are for one thing regardless of gender.
They both look like children, it's a children's game for a children's console made by a company that makes its money selling to familys.
There's like 3 threads right now bitching about sexuality and censorship, did you really need to make this thread.
Why is Marina so rude? Is she a pedo? wearing her pants so low around kids.
I want to fuck that Günther though
>strutting sexually
She's 14-16, maybe you should stop being a lolicon for a second.
Is there a way to play this game without having to fap 2-3 times?
Make your character wear clothes that doesnt expose their skin so much.
Call the police and tell them about your problem fetishising kids and squids. They will help you.
>"Mein gott, this simply will NOT do! FABIAN, GET MEIN DESIGN NOTEBOOK!"
Tell me you wouldn't touch these woobies
Is it illegal to have a folder of octoboys on my pc if I'm a burger?
Yes, dumping them on Yea Forums is the only safe course of action.
Not making the chadfro the default hairstyle was a mistake.
you're trying to trick me
DEAN
have a link?
Veemo
I had a teacher named Günther in school.
well It was obvious to anyway most of the thought process going into designing these characters was always gonna about the girls and less of the boys
The best part is that the dlc was actually fun
Think he means this youtube.com
I like how the ads make it very clear the inklings are kids yet neckbeards are still sexualizing them. Not only is it pedophilia, but it's also bestiality.
cry me a river
okay?
agent 3 was actually bullshit though jesus fuck
they are cute and have cute feet
Anklets seem extra slutty on boys for some reason.
>The best part is that the dlc was actually fun
But it's hard
it's true
>German interior designer with a queer name like "Günther" who does Jojo poses while saying "Mein gott, this simply will NOT do! FABIAN, GET MEIN DESIGN NOTEBOOK!"
no
That's part of what makes it fun though
I just got Splatoon 2. What are some must-do things in the game?
git gud
Choose yourself a main weapon ASAP or you'll be like me stuck in low X because of a lack of mastery of a weapon
remove shoes
Play it? It's not an open world RPG, what you see is what you get. Get the DLC, I guess.
get good with more than one kind of weapon, for the sake of knowing how to counter them woth your most prreffered weapon
*with your most prefered weapon
Unlock ranked mode first.
Keep the motion controls on.
Play singleplayer to get used to everything. It's a short piss easy tutorial.
Use Salmon Run to learn different weapons and how they work so you know how to deal with them in Ranked and Turf.
Learn what the abilities do. Loadout.ink helps a lot. I'm sorry but you may have to put on a hazmat suit and venture into /ink/ for info too.
Don't become a metagame slave. Nearly all weapons are viable. Except for Goo Tuber and Aerospray. They suck dong.
Look at this slut being barefoot in public
I like Rainmaker because I don't have to actually do anything with the objective, I can just escort the ball carrier to the goal.
Games like Splat Zones or Tower Control require your team to collectively push on an objective and I feel less useful as a result.
Maybe I should just opt to play the easiest options whenever presented with one.
depends on how lewd is it
What in the fuck, did they actually market this game to pedophiles?
not to scale, retard
fap to woomy
>They both look like children,
Egad
I don’t like the way that male octoling is looking at me...
Reminder that the Octoling boy moans in masochistic ecstasy when he's "splatted."
Because it's the look of unadulterated longing bound by heteronormative cultural taboo?
Putting your dick in an underage boy's asshole (where shit comes out) will always be taboo
chaosbros WW@?
One more octo rejected!
Present
I'm guessing they're practicing praying to god
In hindsight I'm not sure I want to side with Pearl. Unlike Splatoon 1 I have a clear bias towards Marina.
Callie LOVES Octobois
Have a stroke during Salmon Run because 2 Flyfish and 2 Stingers spawned.
I think I'm at level 2 on that now and it's already become a headache.
Though I hate being assigned weapons I never use otherwise (although, conversely, it has given me an appreciation for weapons I wouldn't normally pick up).
Hey, that sounds like a pretty good time. You mind if me and my brothers roll up too?
Thank you, I needed that.
What's the matter? Don't you like the Nozzlenose? :^)
Don't be surprised if all my retarded teammates go after you first instead of the actually threatening targets.
>It's a "You and your teammate are facing down a Flyfish and you both throw your bombs into the same basket" episode
>it's a "your teamates just stand there in a pile of eggs away from the basket" episode
How is homosexuality handled in this world? Seems pretty common to me.
quality post
It's completely fine. I'm pretty sure the squids have orgies, both straight and gay, in restrooms and alleyways all the time.
Homosex is fine but Octo and Squid relationships are still controversial.
Pushing all the boundaries
beeb
if i remember correctly, nintendo explicitly stated that the octolings were supposed to look more sexy than the inklings.
both octogirls and octoboys were designed to be sexy according to an interview on reddit
>It's a "nobody lures anything to the basket but you" episode
Octolings are actually pure.
Correct. Lisfen to this man.
eventually they'll join the lewd side
What volume of Poor Little Pink Octo is this?
it's the first one, although I prefer the sequels
that's cute.
I'm surprised how little art I see of the two 8s together, usually people ship them with the squids instead
You only ever have one agent 8 at a time, so it makes more sense, I suppose.
I love octoboys.
8 lives with 4, not 3
Splatoon is probably the first game to not only put in a black character in an interracial lesbian relationship, while at the same time making her character genuinely likeable and not seem like a retarded pushed agenda.
How do they do it bros
That Inkling girl though
Because Nintendo is just making the characters they want to make instead of trying to make some sort of political statement for good boy points.
Here!
Gotta rep my girls.
I wanna see a Veemo get Salmon'd
source?
what about squidboys?
>other thread about squid kids got deleted
Really mods?
Some of Pearlina week
OP openly claiming to be a pedo probably didn't help
would you guys like splatoon 3 if it was like the splatoon 3 project being made?
Last one for now.
Yeah but they get funky fresh afros.
>stop being a lolicon
>on Yea Forums
Octoling """""""men""""""" are made for Squid dick.
10 minutes before Pearl's introduction to chocto cock
What's Splatoon 3 project?
I mean you're not wrong.
>14-16
>lolicon
this person is basically creating their idea of what splatoon 3 would be like, going into depth on story, idols, new subs and specials, etc.
Octoboys
POWER GAP
Squid Girls
Squid Boys
Octo Girls.
They're good too.
Man, S2s trailers are so damn GOOD!
youtube.com
Too bad now literally none of it can be real because legal reasons
sucks because theyre all really good ideas
That squid idol better be a boy
A splat bow and arrow seems neat.
We need male idols next game.
male idols dont sell
W-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
OCTO'D
They do if their feminine enough.
cringe
pretty neat stuff. I like the hairstyles.
I'll settle for one of the idols to be male, as long as it's an octo-boy.
I'd rather just get the four existing idols in mix n match pairs honestly, if they keep introducing new idols the pool of characters is going to get bloated.
yeah their ideas for hairstyles is cool, as is their new bands
Why are the Octos so emo?
no idea, but I love their melancholic aura
you wanna talk emo look at the band they thought up
Living in a dark, underground society constantly wondering if that flicker of the lightbulb was going to be the last light you'll ever see in your life will do that to you.
I've been waiting for the Octarian uprising since S1, I've been hoping for a Salmon takeover since S2. It's chaos season baybee!
if NINTENDOOOOOOOOO hired this man i'd play it
>Do you fear death, Craig Cuttlefish?
This smug aura mocks me
what nintendo game doesn't pander to pedos? link is like 12 years old in every game hes in.
Not the last two times but fuck yourself.
you sound like a massive faggot.
>another 2-girl idol pair
BORING
his gaze tells you that a squid/octo will never suck your dick (or that you will never suck an octoboy's dick, however you want to take it)
their entire culture is basically industrial music
i like the leech and deep-sea jelly girl
Would you like it if the next idol unit was female twin squids and a boy octo?
I'm an heterofag, so no. Still smug about it tho
"female"
fag detected
FUCK I HATE RERUNS!
yeah theyre cool
Sure, one of them can be female (male). That very thing has already shown up in kids shows so Splatoon's fair game for it. The manga has a group of crossdressers too if I remember right.
But it wouldn't be fresh
Finally got to secret boss
Also I gave up
Fuck this shit
Günther isn't a very queer name, it's just a very old name. 0 people nowadays born in germany are called Günter. They all have faggy english names nowadays.
I am still surprised that I haven't seen a male octoling pic that references doppio
the true casual filter
>he didnt beat her with stick controls
pleb
they should both be deleted
>with stick controls
absolute madman
Pity, I liked that thread.
And I'm this thread's OP.
i want a boy band
Male idolshit is super popular with nip girls, just like Splatoon is.
Still. I don't think they will do male idols because female idols are popular with men and women.
I could see them having a boy and a girl, but yeah I doubt they would do 2 males
>tfw getting to X rank in all modes was easy but I couldn't beat this fucking boss after trying for hours
I hate it
>14-16
Legal where I live.
A boy and a girl is very unlikely to happen. Male idolfags don't like their idols interacting directly with males/having male friends, and vice versa.
>anime OP complete with shitty scene transitions and gibberish lyrics
Fuck it, I'm getting a switch.
Win or lose, I look forward to the final Splatfest. It's gonna be the biggest squid related bash of all time.
I had a feeling that thread was going to be eventually deleted
It was an image dump even moreso than the usual Splatoon threads on here, was at like 230 posts and 180 images
I mean, the OP was basically “I hate breasts and the thicc meme. Post squid kids” or something like that
Yeah, I mean it was headed to the garbage bin for several reasons.
>that exposed groin
good god
See, that was the pathetic part. Preferences are preferences and to each their own, but to be such a self-righteous little bitch about it borders between laughable and sad.
It's close yet so far away
Honestly I want more Günther the Metrosexual German Octoling now
From what i get they are just chibi marina is supposed to be 18 and 5'10
I've got the FFXIV expansion release to keep me nice and busy till then, so it'll be here pretty fast for me I feel like.
Regardless who wins, the reaction is going to be crazy
I recognize that artstyle
>Günther
Günther's in that room. Remember that a headshot is a lethal takedown.
I got some other games to play as well and these threads will also help
I love his trooper.
just make them brother and sister. worked for len and rin
That would encourage even more degeneracy
Fund it
Not an inaccurate observation.
Send him to the Chaos Breeding Pit or the Order Semen Extraction Plant
they cute
The more taboo something is, the more enticing it becomes
My instincts say there's a huge donut asshole in the full image.
Am I right?
They are, but I'm talking about this one specifically.
Stubby little qt3.14
He hits the official art style right on the bullseye but by god do his donut steel designs absolutely reek of deviantart. They're like ceph-ified sparkledogs.
See for yourself.
They look pretty uninteresting and over-detailed
Far less revolting than I expected
Octavio will find a way to be the villain again in Splat 3 won't he
I really really hope that isn't the case.
Outta Sync has a lot of sfw stuff, just really loves his wide hips, shortstacks, and pouty lips.
He's been a Yea Forums drawfag for a few years on the red boards. I think he is mostly on /trash/ and /aco/ now.
I wished he uploaded all of his work on his account. A good chunk just stays on Yea Forums
I should start paying more attention to artists by name, I just sort of float through art without ever really paying too terribly close attention.
BEEG
OCTOLING
TEETEES
I'm a little disappointed.
>Get o the top of the center boxes on Walleye
>Provide covering artillery fire for my team and force any advancing enemies back
>They're chucking Booyah Bombs but none at me, so I continue to provide support
>End up pushing them back so hard they can't catch up
I feel kind of bad now. I don't think I died even once that match.
Wendy a cute
>Walleye Warehouse
Look at how different it was in beta : youtube.com
>could just swim right up the side of the elevated platforms
>swinging crate to potentially climb onto as well
I'm more of a hips man myself, but I will not argue that your taste isn't fantastic.
I fucking love squids!
I like his porn of ragdolls
indeed
I forget the name, but the fat little mopey one is my favorite.
article?
they're like one of the few artfags most people like from what I've seen
Glum Plum is cute
i like the band in
I don't care about anything else in Splat 3 but they absolutely cannot let this design go to waste
twitter.com
New battle music for Final Fest!
>Ink Me Up by Squid Sisters (Splatoon 1)
>Shark Bytes
>Calamari Inkantation
>Fly Octo Fly
New 1 minute left music!
>Now or Never! by Off the Hook, feat Squid Sisters
>Now or Never! by Squid Sisters
You do know that not all creatures have the same biology as human right?
>feat Squid Sisters
Fuck yeah!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes inject it into my very soul
They're really going all out aren't they? God my hype just continues to build.
that makes me really happy
Can you cunts use spoiler tags or something for any further datamined updates please.
octoling tummy
>Fly Octo Fly
>Off the Hook feat. The Squid Sister
That level of cute should not be allowed
or would you prefer inkling tummy
youtu.be
What's this one called?
This better play
>>Women built stronger and taller than men
OH MY GOD A GIANT IS ATTACKING PARIS
It's literally the title of the video user, the fuck are you doing?
It's preferred
Maintenance is over, time for squids.
Lewdtoling.
Oh shit, the original pinch music?
There was a fair amount of autism flying around about Inkling and Young Link on release, but what other Smash characters would Inkling have fun hanging around with?
Kirby
>Stinger starts firing at me, then suddenly a second one joins in
>turn toward them to see a third one just finish spawing to join them
Why do they do this
Sonic
Don't you enjoy laser shows user?
The boy Inklings especially I could see wanting to hang out with somebody as "radical" as Sonic.
I'm not even sure if the 90s eurotrash stereotype holds up anymore but it works for me.
Paint bucket
>Tenta Brella canopy takes more damage from certain weapons
>blasters do more damage to the rainmaker shield
>Kensa SSP, L-3 Nozzlenose, and Custom Explosher get their specials nerfed
Eh. L-3 and Explosher nerfs pretty underserved, just because they got meme'd into the meta by the 11s.
This game is absolutely built to cater to nips first user. Moray Towers
And then Fap to veemo
So am I
What do the runes say
No idea.
fuck that map
Dang
oh fuck i forgot the octarians did shady business with the sammins
wtf is octavios problem
Not buying the Octarian troopers as Lawful Neutral
they're not evil they just do as they're told
>Beat it in ~15-20 mins the first time I tried it
>Stop playing for over a year until I fixed the Switch's internet settings
>Try the fight for shits & giggles my first day back
>Get it in half an hour
Felt great. 3's pretty simple once you learn the tricks to it but its such a fun fight. I really hope the next game takes follows Octo Expansion more than the previous campaigns.
God I wanna fuck him so badly.
*up
I want to see Sonic slip on ink and break his hip
So now that Squid Sisters and Off the Hook are confirmed collaborating for the final Splatfest, can we agree it's going to be the hypest shit in history?
it's not gonna be hype until the winners set off the inktomoc bomb
>Inkopolis ends up destroyed not by an outside invasion, but because the squids partied too hard
Sounds about right
That’s how it is for most creatures in nature
Mom is bigger and more drab to protect the children and camouflage, dad is smaller and more brightly colored to be more agile and attract mates
It’s called Sexual Dimorphism
Both playable inklings and octolings are fully sexually mature as they are able to fully control the transformation between squid and kid. They are not humans, stop judging them by human standards. First rule of sociology: Judge a society’s standards by their own, not yours.
They are adults, and there’s nothing wrong with wanting to fuck them or wanting them to fuck you.
>They are adults
No, they're adolescents.
each datamine and announcement gets me more hyped for the splatfest
They are biologically adults
We have the power, we can shape history
Nope, as they don't consider themselves to be adults. Which is why it's specified that Pearl is 21, Callie and Marie are 19, and Marina is 18.
different colored salmonid eggs? Is salmon run getting an update?
No, it's a joke
I am sad now
spooky
Worst map. I never look forward to playing on it.
The only spooky thing here is how those bandages are containing Marina's Marinas.
They have completed their species’ version of puberty. They are adults. They are not pubescent, they are post-pubescent. They are adults
Best daughter squishiest daughter
This one makes me a little sad
>Transformation cycle implies puberty completion
Now you're doing what you said not to do and are assuming human developmental cycles apply to non-human species.
For a nintendo IP, there's not alot of other nintendo gear in this game.
AC NL had a ton of stuff you could get from the fortune cookies, I'd love to have a plumber's cap or koopa shell accessory in this game.
Their transformation cycle is their puberty cycle
The “teenager” inklings are the goop-kids
Personally I'm fine without a bunch of jarring Nintendo cameo shit in the game.
I agree that a bunch of Nintendo gear would be tacky. I dislike the nintendo switch online gear, etc. The manga tie-ins (ex. Emperor gear) aren't nearly as bad.
>daily reminder that filthy gaijin will never have the octoleet gear or the milky eminence gear
I just want the cool ass earrings and the boob ballistic armor
A bit ugly to be honest
mixture of north korean and american black.
NO FOR YOU BAKA GAIJIN
NO MERCH FOR YOU EITHER
AND NO URCHIN UNDERPASS
YOU RIKE CRAM BRITZU
Not having the cool earring hurts. The cool earring is so good.
They’re just a hodgepodge of various government-oppressed peoples
They’re Soviet Russian-Korean-Chinese and the Inklings are American-Japanese
>all that music
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Them's fighting words.
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAIR
could always use a save editor to get it in, though.
I'm just speaking my mind. Octolings look a little weird to me.
I fucking hate you.
I'm glad that my photoshop I made gained so much shitpost traction
You're a lot weird to me.
Go on, eat it. You've earned it.
I was waiting to see your reaction to the news
thats a little too far fren
Okay, that's just rude.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Call the cops, they can't unweird a fella.
I wonder if the Squid Sisters will show up in the Plaza as well
MOXLEY
>they take the stage while Pearl and Marina are off doing their thing on the final shifty station
Rock. Hard.
With everything we have seen so far, I would say there's a good chance of it happening since they seem to be going all out for this splatfest
I wonder what they'll be singing, their old lobby song or something else?
Why Order vs Chaos of all things? Is this gonna determine the aesthetic of Splatoon 3?
It has been heavily hinted to be yes
>Mad Max with Squidkids
Well the areas outside of Inkopolis are already very post apocalyptic.
Splat 1's final fest determined what Splatoon 2's story would be, so I'd imagine it'd be the same for Splat 2 for 3
Git Gud, it’s just a kids game
don’t give up, it took me a few days to beat the inner agent 3 fight. The key is to know when to be hyper aggressive and when to focus only on running
I'm sincerely hoping all the idols get redesigns for the next game and that this is what they go with for Pearl, it's too fucking good.
>Remember that Pearl and Marina's Octo Expansion outfits are based on Biggie and Pac
>Remember that Biggie and Pac were friends before an incident that made them hate each other
What did Nintendo mean by this? I have a bad feeling about this last Splatfest. Worst case scenario they both get splatted.
Marina isn't splatted. She is still releasing albums.
Wait what? Where was this?
god i hope so, i want to see her on stage again
Is this bait?
I'm retarded so I have no clue as to how the last Splatfest affected Splatoon 2, sorry if it somehow went over my head
Callie vs Marie
Callie vs Marie, Marie won. So in Splat 2 Callie was kidnapped and brainwashed into being a villain idol for Octavio, while Marie was mission control for you in Octo Canyon.
Thank you for help cure my retardation.
So how would chaos or order affect Splatoon 3's plot. Would it be like the Octarians goal or something?
how would you feel if your team lost the final splatfest?
it could effect the story and who the baddies are, who knows. i just hope we get dlc later down the line that lets us see what it wouldve been like if the other team won
That's the thing, innit? We don't know, and the massive speculation is fun. Just look at this and tell me what kind of shit would go down based off sides alone.
I'll be fine, I'm gonna fight my hardest but this Splatfest feels like a huge celebration of all things Squid unlike the last Final Splatfest. It's gonna be a good fuckin time and I'll be happy to share it with you bros.
Ocean levels lowering or rising causing complete chaos among everyone.
Order would have a Chaotic Good Inkling villian trying to undo the effects of the Calamari Inkantation.
i hear ya there. no matter what happens its gonna be fun. good luck to pearlfren, veemofren, everyone. it's be a fun ride, these threads. and im glad i could spend some time of the final fest here with you guys, as sappy as that sounds
>this song
youtube.com
>open up my square
>all the drawings
I really should have seen this coming.
Horrible that I let down my girl. It's silly but it feels like there's actual stakes this time.
It's going to rock super hard, though. I can't wait.
by could i mean i will spend it here. im tired but had to get that out there
I know, it's really good.
I wish I could speed up time.
>BRUSH YO TEETH
Brush them fuckin teeth user
Which side are you guys picking?
Holy shit, even I couldn't save this team. When I saw it was all octos I was initially overjoyed but it was all boys and we got flattened. Couldn't get eggs or bosses. You bring shame upon octo-kind.
Shark Bytes > Nasty Majesty > Fly Octo Fly > Muck Warfare > Ebb and Flow > Acid Hues > Color Pulse
absolutely great taste
chaos ofc
Order because I like that snazzy spacesuit Marina has and don't fucking destroy Inkopolis, there's extremely little land left as is and we finally got Octolings and Inklings living together after centuries of warfare and oppression. This world is STILL teetering on the brink of collapse, don't repeat humanity's mistakes. I like this city.
Tired octos.
You have good tastes
For fucks' sake, kill a boss. Use your special, do SOMETHING you morons!
And this is why I'm picking order. Her new home must be safe.
i want to touch an octo boy's feet
>he doesn't want a Neo Inkopolis
Even with chaos you can make Neo Inkopolis like an underhive from 40k
Well I wouldn't be much of a Pearlfag if I wasn't well in tune with her music would I?
if you vote for Order, you are voting for a dystopian society akin to china's social credit and surveillance. salmon will be used as a scapegoat by the man (bear?) in charge.
I fucking hate Marooner's Bay, it turns everyone into gibbering idiots.
At least in said dystopian society
There will BE a society to live in.
content.oatmealdome.me
holy hell the dialogue pretty gay
and notice how pearl doesnt invoke splatfest law till marina keeps doomsaying about how they might break up
i guess youre right
and thats why im choosing order. i dont want callie and my precious veemo to live in a 1984 type world
1984 world is order though
i meant chaos, im tired
Get some rest
>he wants to live in a society
I was going to choose order but after reading the leaked dialogue im going chaos. pearl is right you need change security is nice and all but change is nice like asking your tall octo gf to marry you
>the dialogue is pretty gay
Of course it is
The alternative is fighting for scraps of a dying world and then being dead.
all in due time, this will be the last thread i can be in for a few days most likely so im enjoying it to the fullest while i can
like gayer than usual
Marina: Yeah, but Pearl... Remember what YOU said when we first got together?
Marina: You said that our ink colors aren't special on their own.
Marina: That they don't become special until you mix them together to create new colors.
Marina: And that gave me hope during a dark time in my life.
Marina: Off the Hook means everything to me! It's all I have in this world...
Honestly we all should take a break from these threads for a days after this one.
They're going all out on all fronts
[spoiler[I legit would not be surprised if they confirmed them as canon gay at some point, there's so much pointing to it you don't even need to be a yurifag to see it[/spoiler]
>Glowfly wave on wave 1
>Idiot with the Stingray wastes BOTH STINGRAYS despite everything being under control
>True to form we get a Mothership wave 3
And of course I fucked the spoiler tag. Fucking hell.
every time i think theres gonna be a break there isnt one, and a thread pops up the next day i cant partake in
oooh so close, but yeah its obvious
i want to fuck a squid so bad
It's Nintendo
They'd never ever make it canon, especially for such a big IP of theirs
They've got gay options for the player character in FE games now, who knows.
I know, there's like a thread everyday. It is to be expected. Though not every one is worth checking, like that one thread that got deleted for example that was talked about in this thread
The few times I've been as angry playing a video game than when I first tried this are getting shit teammates on the online for this game and very rarely smash if I'm up against an EZ mode swordfag.
I don't even know why this happens, it's hands down the simplest and easiest map and people still find ways to fuck it up.
>feat squid sisters
Sometimes Control + S opens up my image folders instead of putting spoiler tags and I can't get it to stop. I have no idea why this is.
Wouldn't DJ Octavio be Lawful Evil?
i saw that one, it was pretty dumb honestly, getting angry when someone posts the idols when you wanted squid kids.
That guy who was complaining about idols, I think he has popped up before in regular splatoon threads. Hasn't he?
yes, yes he has. unless it was a different one who dislikes idols
I still don’t understand how Iso’s on Team Chaos.
5 games in a row now and every single one has ended in ruin. Even for me this is a new low. I checked my stats, too, I always have the most bosses killed and mostly high egg and kill count.
I was surprised to see one tonight when I came home, but it's so good I'm fine with it.
Might be a browser issue or something with the add-on.
He's on side Chaos in the Splatocalypse
it's not a 4chanX problem, i've never had an issue like that unless im not typing in the box. then it'll try to save the html
I think that one in particular is a different guy. The squid kids only" guy is just kind of a prissy poof. That guy's a classical autistic nutcase, and his antics have been unseen for a while now, fortunately.
Yeah
I hope you guys enjoy off the hook this last time because they are gonna break up their band too
Maybe. Most of the time it works fine but then randomly just doesn't. Just one of life's oddities I guess.
dont need to make her off model for me to love her, just happens a lot of the art of her is. nothin i can do 'bout that
meant to reply to
This is so fucking self-righteous and passive aggressive. What an eye-roller.
well im off to hit the hay. you have a good one frens. cant wait for the final fest
Hell yes. Took 8 tries but I finally got a won and crawled back to 400. Mostly veemo team, as is the norm.
Good night, person that loves Callie.
Goodnight
Later Calliefriend
wait why are marinas fingers like that and other octoling's arent? is it just supposed to be painted nails or what
'night
Found another. Might not be the same person but does give the same vibe
Oh no that's definitely him
There's no way this ain't bait.
Order because a cyber dystopia seems cooler than a post apocalypse for the splatoon world, it's headed there already. That order helmet is great too.
No, I honestly think he means it.
That's the saddest part.
God I've got so much shit happening in the next few weeks games-wise, I don't even know how I'm going to manage it all
>there exist people who don't want to fug all four
Probably based on a bioluminescent octopus.
B-Bros..We all saw the datamined pre-splatfest dialogue, right?
Pearl brings up article 4 of Splatfest law and says whoever wins this Splatfest decides the future of Inkopolis. Meaning Pearl literally wants to turn Inkopolis into an apocalyptic wasteland, and Marina wants to rule Inkopolis as an authoritarian dictator. They were both shitty people the entire time.
pearl only does it as a response to marina doomsaying and keeps bringing up how it could break them up. and besides they dont want apocalypses pearl just wants change and grow and marina wants things to stay safe and the same
Son of a bitch, why is it always me. Why am I always the one with 2 scrappers and 2 steel eels and 3 stingers on their ass and only a fucking bamboozler to defend with?
Shit happens
Order
How do you run into this secret boss? Just started octo expansion
complete all stations and the usual final boss
Just beat every test.
100 percent OE
Oh fuck
Another quality squid thread friendos. Remember, brush them teeth.
Fuck this, I quit. I'll get my 400 profresh back sometime later when I'm not playing with shitty third-worlders with don't do shit. Stupid nazgo and emocion. I thought japs were supposed to be good at this game, but that last one was the worst I've had in months. Since when does it fall on the carbon roller to kill 5 steel heads?
If I had a dollar for everytime something like this happened to me, I could probably buy 100 Squid Sister amiibo sets.
Take solace in that the next shift has decent weapons, stuff you can kill with.
You'll get your nines one day user. Don't give up!
THEY LOOK THE SAME, WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
RED ALERT, RED ALERT. SPLATFEST ANNOUNCEMENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN-GAME
3/4ths of these weapons are decent at killing shit, though. I shouldn't be having this much trouble
This early? It's still like three weeks away.
It's so good to be true.
2nd fanart explosion in 3 2 1....
new song?
IT HAS BEGUN
I don't get it either. Usually the wait for a splatfest isn't this long
The two presenters are literally interspecies lesbians.
>41 screens of dialogue
Holy shit. Alright, I took screens so let get the SD card and make an imgur. I'm too lazy to make it one big collage.
Why? Doesn't he use mind control so everyone follows his orders?
Also why are Octarians on the opposite side from him?
Exclusive to the Final Fest is a new Special too: The Princess Cannon. It's Pearl's personal Killer Wail, and repeats Pearl's "BOOYAH!" sfx from the Octo Expansion when fired, along with the standard Killer Wail effect.
I think they just put him there to make sure both sides had equal villains and heroes.
Godfuckingdammit stop Nintendo I am already throbbing
Now, let's get ready for the final showdown.
yuri is puri
vert nice
HYPE MUSIC DURING ANNOUNCEMENT DIALOGUE
THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT
nigga 170p special on a gun that inks like an aerospray and splats like kensa pro (if you can aim) is way too good
no weapon in general should have sub-200p specials
I don't know who's outfit is getting to me more.
This is damn hype
Can love overcome this
I'm ready!
Well shit, I don't know what side to pick now.
Usually the choice is really one sided for me or I don't care a whole lot, but I'm really conflicted for this one.
both great outfits
>implying this isn't the culmination of their love
not according to US and EU dialogue
So excited
Pearl is just upset marina thinks their relationship could fall apart so easily and marina just wants to keep things as they are
Took a while, but here it is.
imgur.com
>they're actually wearing the clothes
Going ALL OUT.
Chaos has
>Pearl
>Callie
>Agent 4
>Spyke
>DJ Octavio
>Flo
>Salmonids
>Spyke
>Iso Padre
>Annie
>Lil' Judd
>Some Octarians
Order has:
>Marina
>Marie
>Agent 8
>Agent 3
>CQ Cumber
>Capn' Cuttlefish
>Murch
>Bisk
>Crusty Sean
>Jelfonzo
>Commandar Tartar
>Some Octarians
Mr. Grizz, Judd, and Sheldon are neutral.
After seeing pearls reasons for chaos I think I gotta side with her
>need to go to bed for work in the monring
>XIV prelim expansion patch notes stealth dropped just now
>squid shit is also happening
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK there is no chance in hell I will be able to sleep
See you all in the next thread
See you, space cowboys
Did I really put Spyke on Chaos twice? Fine. He gets two entries because chaos.
I can deal with most of those being Chaos, especially Flo but why Padre? It doesn't make any sense.
Sayonara
See you guys maybe tomorrow.
Depends on whether someone makes a thread about the splatfest announcement. It's basically a given.
I wanna give Callie a bone in a nice dinner we can share