What is the Yea Forums approved team?
What is the Yea Forums approved team?
Bird
we are going to win cockbros
the reddit-corgis have no chance
Birb, the meme dog is Reddit.
based pigs
Corgis are not shibas you retards
COCK
Slow and steady baby!
Cocks
BIRDS WITH BIG DICKS
TEAM COCK BABY
COCK
BAVI
What the fuck is this?
pigs
SLOW
AND
STEADY
WINS
THE
RACE
>Pit stop prizes
big yikes
Pig
steam sale
COCK
Rat = Reddit
Birb = Yea Forums
Pigs and turtles.
This guy gets it
>it's the year of the pig for china
>team pig is going to win every time because of the insect mens overwhelming numbers
>no hares
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here
cock be it
Corgis are Reddit söy dogs.
Anyone who doesn't pick turtle is a gay third-world subhuman
IM A HUGE COCK I HAVE A BIG COCK
>rat = millennials
>birb = the jews
COCK IS Yea Forums TEAM
GO
COCK
COCK
Bird or Pig. so those are the ones you should avoid since Yea Forums doesn't buy games and will probably lag behind.
Honestly, you should just pick one you like unless you:
A. Want a free game, then you want the least popular one, so you don't compete over Point contribution with as many people, still very unlikely to win one.
or
B. Want to win for shits, then you want the more popular one with most people who actually buy games (Shaping up to be Corgi).
I went with Corgi because i like dogs and i like Orange and don't give a shit what the Narrative of the Week about what is Haram or Halal enough for Yea Forums.
steam is banned in china
>thinking you'll be the 1 in a million who wins 2 games
You used to win your entire wish list, back when it was only 10 long. Then it was the entire team won their top game. Now its a hand full of "randoms" will maybe win 2 games, most likely the guys who spend big $$$$ to get the most point rolls.
Fuck this shit. Hell the Nintendo Eshop had better deals than this.
Exactly my point, there is basically no reason to actually give a shit about the contest aside from slapping boosters to buy the the 15000-cost discount and apply it to a game you are already getting a discount on, won't stop people from going Tribalism about it all.
this.
gang green, grove street 4lyfe & doses 4 daily
also, there's that dumb old story about the tortoise and the hare.
I don't actually give a fuck either way, but I will say that Corgi is for redditors
Cockatiels are based.
>can't even log in
gabe you fat jew
BIRDBROS IF YOU GOT SCAMMED INTO BUYING STARBOUND INSTALL IT AND USE THESE COMMANDS
/admin
/spawnitem soda 999
EACH SODA DRANK IS 10 POINTS INFINITELY
how do you earn tokens
spend $
play tf2/cs:go ranked
spend $
>thinking that matters when you have a limited point capacity per day
BAVI
Also, fuck Gabon. Upgrade your fucking servers, you fat fuck.
joining the winning team, for no other reason than an ez win
>contrarians will risk free games just to be contrarians
laughable, real men don't make decisions from emotions, be cold be calculative, join the winning team, fuck the rest.
the winning team has less individual chance of receiving free games
2nd or 3rd place is where you want to be
ultimately it's all pointless and the chance is still extremely small anyay
I was going to pick Cock but I had a dream that involved a tortoise last night
so if I win the game at the top of my wishlist, what do they do in this particular case? Also this game is in position 1, but positions 2-3 are also not existent as they were games that straight up got deleted from the store, and only 4 is an actual game on steam
Retards who don't understand probabilities.
Randomly picked people of the winning team get free games. Team corgi has like 15612615615 people on their team. Good luck.
pig
COCKS = cucks
COCKS = cucks
COCKS = cucks
pig masterrace
dont care about free games, the satisfaction of the other 4 teams losing is enough
the one that is currently winning for that free gayums so corgi
trashbound is good though, you just need to install
>PNG fix
>Parallax fix
>Particle fix
>CPU fix
>Community fix
>Character extender
>Fracking universe
>Expanded storage
>Legacy content restorer
>Sexbound
And boom, instantly like factorio lite but you can fuck your furry mechanic while the factory processes honey comb for 45 mins
>tortoise and hair = basic morals tier
>pig =chink tier
>corgi = reddit meme tier
>cockatiel = airborne master race tier
how can i search games by below a certain price
>positions 2-3 are also not existent as they were games that straight up got deleted from the store
please do not lewd children thanks
>rashbound is good though
Nah.
t. 600 hours played
im not getting points anymore
hare because Lepus is a cool genus
Mammals can kys. Tortoise bros, godspeed, see you at the finish line.
corgi because they're adorable and I don't even play the games from the challenge.
Corgis are cool. Dogs are cool. We're going to win and you losers already know that.
COPE
who here tortoisechad?
Turns out the stardew valley cheats mod doesn't give you points. A shame.
sorry fag I can't quite see you over the size of my COCK
Can't beat the COCK
?? not sure what you're talking about. one of them was satisfactory, and I believe the other was the division 2
Why pig? Is it year of the pig in bugland or something?
Anyone who didn't pick Corgi really fucked themselves over.
which team wud u fug???
>no free points on my account like the last event
>steam wont count any of the achievements they want me to do
fuck this
I picked dog 'cause it was the yellow one.
Corgi will win today, then Valve will fiddle the results/team values before tomorrow anyway making it balanced again
>corgimbecilles think they will get free games
>picking anything other than the proud white hair
sub-human amerilards ruining everything yet again
Watch each team win every other day..
Go Corgi
To be fair, Corgi probably has fair chance of losing Steam (Pun not intended) later in the week because it seems like they are ALL sprinting their boosts even though they are at cap, numbers won't mean shit if the boosts are wasted. Add on that that this looks to be a "static" sale without daily deals and people will have little reason to not just buy what they want today and subsequently just get and use boost today.
All depends on how it goes tomorrow, if Corgis have the same pace then it has critical mass and gonna be able to "Perma-boost" the whole event, or at least enough to guarantee the Total wins.
Unironically the most popular team is the worst one to be in.
BUNNY BOIZ
BUNNY BOIZ
BUNNY BOIZ
OG turtle.
use SAM to idle a game, unlock all achievements, wait 30 minutes, maximum points, ez
also cockatiel is the greatest team and this shit is rigged because it has us in third despite being further along than the stupid turtle
Where do you find this mods other than FU
I can't find the latest version of sexbound
nah, you fucked yourself over because you have the lowest chances of getting free shit
I went with Tortoise. Cock and Pig are for homos, Corgi is for R*dditors and Hare is for tryhards.
Slow and steady wins the race.
fuck i need free discount coupons
uhh guys do you think gayben will be mad?
>tfw pigs will win most overall because Chinks run steam now and year of the pig current year.
TURTLE TEAM
IS SURE TO WIN
Holy based
I have played more games with cheevos than these 2, but why aren't any other games showing up here?
>Have 15 boosts
>Every boost gives 1k tokens
>use 15 boosts
>14,998 TOKEN
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
C O R G I
Only beta manlet KHVs resent the corgi chads.
you take the cock
But I liek meme dog
meme animal
It only shows two for me as well.
I guess it just shows the top two.
How do I increase point capacity
TURLTES MAY BE SLOW BUT WE WILL WIN
So tomorrow I should just launch the game with the most achievements unlocked for more points, right?
Is there a daily points gained cap? I no longer get any points after I filled up the gauge and used it up once, I also can't claim any achievement points too.
SLOW AND STEADY
how do i help bird win???
bun
Anyone who picked corgi is gonna realize they'll win a few days at the most but most of the wins will go to any of the others. Valve always manipulates their little Summer games.
Only the top three teams will win stuff.
It would be fun to have steam working during the sale at least one.
>have 80k points from one game
>I only get 3k if I claim it and the rest is trashed
Amazing.
I think you need to buy games from the store to get more capacity.
>play some tf2 casual matches
>0 completed quests
fucking gabe fix your shit
birb
porn when bros
went with /cock/ but turtle was a close second
drink sodas
>People on the popular reddit team have a smaller chance of winning free games
heh, keep going /turt/friends
Japanese Bird
What should I make my third Wishlist game?
Fuck off, reddit
Meant to say "would've been fun"
fpbp
What if I already bought games this year, just not during the summer sale?
>got 367 drinks
>did 2000 more
>the 2000 didnt get counted
>been 10 minutes
rip did they patch it
It's only a meme because true patricians adopted it and beta cucks aped the chad love of corgis. It's like being big and having a beard - used to be manly, basedboys started doing it to gain the appearance of true chadhood.
CORGI IS THE CHOICE OF REAL MEN
DO NOT FALL PRAY TO WORSHIPING COCK
DO NOT SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE CHINESE AND CHOOSE PIG
DO NOT BE A DEGENERATE HIPPIE AND PICK TORTOISE
ONLY FURRIES CHOOSE HARE
CORGI IS THE ONLY CHOICE
Is there a way to add removed games to your wishlist? I want to see if I can win Stubbs.
reddit is winning then, i see... is this the power of autism? why are we even here? just to seethe in anonymous voices?
Nope. The red team dominated a previous summer sale event from beginning to end. The faggot pink team I was stuck on pulled a comeback on the final day, but that didn't mean shit.
desu the best animal in existence is the capybara
Yeah, jsut remove it
>pay money to get the badge
it's shit
*ahem*
FUCK CORGIS
FUCK PIGS
FUCK COCKS
FUCK TORTOISES
Doesn't count, obviously.
LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVED
You get a smaller bonus if you already own anlot of shit in your steam account.
t. furry
gas yourself
>Reddit spacing for the Reddit dog
Of course.
SHUT UP FAGGOT
Shut the fuck up sleeping nigger
Corgi is probably gonna be the Kingmaker team, yeah it being biggest means the chance of getting a game is effectively 0 Let's be real though, it is a absurdly low chance for even the "small" teams. their attacks will basically decide the 2/3 placements.
Incidentally, i suspect Corgifags are probably whales who don't actually need/want the games anyway and are just in it for wins own sake rather then the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of a Free Game.
Why is there a limit for how many times you can boost a day?
Is there any way around that?
your chances of winning are 0 no matter what because there are botters with 100 accounts on each team.
>hurr hurr le reddit spacing
Salty betacuck seething because corgi is winning and he couldn't pick it because his autism precludes him from doing anything mainstream.
Birb. Best and smartest one.
>gets invited to the /r Steam Grand Prix 2019 group on Steam
>they recommend everyone to go to Team Corgi while influencing people that it will win "because everyone is joining Corgi" (which indirectly feeds to that same cause)
>refuses the invite and joins Turtle Team instead
fuck redditors
FACT: Corgi team (AKA: FURRY MEMERS) has a billion people in it
FACT: By joining a team with fewer people in it (AKA: BIRD CHADS and TORTUOUS BROS), there is a better chance of you getting free games if your team gets a podium finish
will you get a badge for being in the winning team at the end of the event?
Fuck you
CORGI IS IAN
PEOPLE WHO HATE IAN ARE VALID SYNDIES
>team Pig is in last
NO NO NO
Imagine being this upset over getting called out. Don't worry, Reddit-kun. I'm sure you will win those free games. :^)
BIRD UP
BIRD UP
BIRD UP
I
R
D
U
P
I WILL KILL RAPE THEN SHIT ALL OVER YOU
>birdbrains
lol
Badgefags and Steam levelfags BTFO
FACT: FURRY MEMERS are going to win so the possibility of extra games on a podium finish this way doesn't matter
Tell me your secrets, how are you doing this
Hare for having a single-seater.
THERES OVER 500K PEOPLE ON EVERY FUCKING TEAM
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT TEAM YOU JOIN
YOU STILL HAVE 1 IN 500K CHANCE TO GET A GAME
EVEN THEN THE CHANCE IS LOWERED IF YOUR TEAM EVEN WINS
IT DOESNT
FUCKING
MATTER
ur
a
faget
Honestly, joining the most popular team is retarded for two reasons:
>Steam contests like this are always rigged so all teams win more or less the same amount anyway
>with the most people on the team, the chance that you'll actually get anything out of it becomes the smallest
So you're way better off joining a smaller team. The chance you'll win something is still practically nothing, but at least it's bigger than on team Bandwagon.
Nobody here is winning free games and if you honestly think you have a chance just because you picked a loser team, you're delusional. There are hundreds of fat losers out there who are going to be spending thousands of dollars each day on train simulator skins and shit. Corgi chads will at least have the satisfaction of winning.
tfw they bash me to join Team Corgi at the /r/ Saliens group
PIGBROS REPORT
FACT: 1/500K is 4x better tham 1/2mil
>The weak should fear the strong
pige :D
but your team has to win to have a chance lol
is this still working for you? because it wouldnt count any more sodas for me now, been 20 minutes
birdman here to laugh at you
You should pick the one with the best badge.
It says play games for more than 30 mins to unlock points from achievements
FACT: minus the corgi hivermine all the team have simillar numbers and since we have no idea what team is more popular with the whales everyone has a 25% chance of being 2 and 3
If you call forever having the Reddit mark of shame publicly displayed on your profile "winning," then I'm sure you'll have the satisfaction of winning.
>drinking a soda in starbound grants 10 points
>use admin command to spawn unlimited amounts of soda
>speedhack starbound to drink faster
>HEAVE
youtube.com
GO BURDIE GO GO
>all retards pick the whale carried Corgi team because its winning today
>millions of accounts with 3 out of them getting picked as winners
>meanwhile second and third place also get the same amount of winners picked while having far less members
You fucked yourself over if you picked the Reddit dog
stupid birdcuck
youtube.com
Can you get the 5 buck discount multiple time?
If i have a 15k point cap, hit the cap daily by abusing the system, can i claim a 5 buck game per day?
corgi = reddit
if you're not a tortoise what are you even doing with your life?
>with the most people on the team, the chance that you'll actually get anything out of it becomes the smallest
Precisely, they're so focused to win by bandwagon that they forget about who gets the prize.
>For me, it's the Tortoises
you will regret these words
SOON
how do you abuse the system? asking for a friend
wtf why do I keep getting new boosts?
how does this system work?
TEAM BIRB FOREVER
>faggots don't realize this shit is designed to be self-balancing due to the attack option
>if a team gets ahead it just becomes the #1 target so all teams will stay more or less even no matter how popular they are
TEAM COCKATIEL REPORT IN
Everyone is based except Corgis, but Tortoises are extra based
>Yeah I am on team Corgi
>thinking you have a chance because you picked a loser team
lol there are whales on every team, every team is being carried by thousands of fat sweaty autists who have been waiting for the summer sale because it's the only time of year their mom/suffering wife with allow them to buy games
you are not getting anything free. 500 CWC-tier retards are getting free things. not you.
This reminds me of the candy race wars of 2018
That was a nice april fools
my points are stuck at 7k, it won't update. did i abuse it too hard?
TORTOISE
SLOW N STEADY
The top team gets 3x the amount of winners as the 3rd team. So unless there's 3x as many people in Team 1 as there are in Team 3, Team 1 (corgi) still has the best odds, after Team 2.
BIIIIRD FAGS SUUUUUUUUURGE!
how to bot?
no, you need to be in one of the top 3 teams. being in the most popular team just lowers your chance of winning
Use SAM or if you have Starbound or that strawdew valley, just cheat.
unironically works on my machine
just went up a few hundred sodas
it does take a while to update it seems
damn LSV got ripped
>have corgi
>pick corgi
>winning
>good boy yet again
pic related, it's him
>Click on my Badges by curiosity
>I still have cards from fucking 2016
wew
throw me some gift cards.
>Every boost gives 1k tokens
actually wrong, they only give up the distance you have made.
You can see how much each team is being attacked. Tortoise bros are at -5000x and corgis - who are winning - are only at -4900x. It is NOT self-balancing.
You can't beat the Cock.
based. Pigs are just more clever
bun
it's from retard birdfags thinking that getting to second place is a good thing
or perhaps corgis killing the second placer
REMEMBER TO SLOW DOWN CORGIFAGGATRONS
>Pigs are just more clever
C O R G I
is the only team
I just boosted my team that I will proudly represent in life and death: team TORTOISE!!!
Corgis are the underDOGS who don't get paid with free games upon the end of their contract, what were you expecting from such team?
Furry Memers don't even fit for their name, Wage Furries should look better on them.
Reddit is rigging this like they did with the last team-based summer sale
>not going tortoise
>birb isn't the meme choice
wew
Hare more like hair cause I got plenty on my nutz
are you using the food_stack.pak mod?
maybe it does recognize stacked soda?
Holy shit you get fuck tons of levels from buying the badge
Level whores on suicide watch
another pigchad? based
NO
SLOW DOWN HARES SO THEY DON'T GET THIRD PLACE
Why does it say cockatiel is in 3rd when we're in 2nd?
>team hare
>everyone calls it team rabbit
dum bun buns
>calling it a birb
>corgi is a meme
kys faget
Based tortoisechad
If we want to mean something in this fight we need to think more strategically. As we mostly have Cocks and Pigs, instead of attacking Corgis, we should focus on hares and tortoises.
>but le memu doge
Fuck them and their score. If steam staff won't sandbag them and/or rebalance competition we will not do anything significant to them.
Secure 2nd and 3rd place. Don't fight Mercedes and Ferrari in Williams and Haas. We will take on Corgis later.
>he hasn't read animal farm
Unironically a brainlet
i used food stack from workshop
are any of these backgrounds permanent or should I just horde my tokens in the hopes of getting the $5 discount?
nope, the higher is the number of members in that group the lower will be your chances to win free prizes there. You just doomed yourself.
Toirtoise like a motherfucker.
im forced to go birb because they're the patrician animal
>Joining team oink
Speaking of brainlets
Did you know pigs are the most unclean animal on earth?
REMEMBER BIRB BROS
SLOW DOWN ANYONE WHO'S AHEAD OF US
IGNORE CORGI THEY'RE TOO FAR AHEAD
WE'RE GOING FOR THE 2ND PLACE
PLAN B
PLAN B
Team rabbit is two letters away from team reddit
It's rigged from the very start bros
youtube.com
example for everybody who opposes pigchads
I think I accidentally threw out 30,000 points
I just went with Corgi for the 0.00001% chance to win free shit, and you would have to be retarded to not do the same
team cockatiel master race
Reminder we're going to win.
Well, I'm convinced.
>CHADS
PIGS
TORTOISE
BUNS
>FAGS
COCKS (most times spelled with a U)
CORGI
and team cock, dwarfism dog, and endangered turtle are all jealous
user, read Animal Farm
maximum savings mode
I have 9 boosts remaining but I can't boost. What is the reason for that?
Based.
>reddit furshit
>sissy homo bun
>literal paypig
>contrarian turtle
vs
>CHAD BIRB
Maybe if it was a purely random lottery, but the winners are chosen by whoever spends the most money. The most autistic, sweaty, CWC-tier retards are going to get free games - not you. If you are not a whale, you are not winning.
I started with 20,000 points, and went team tortoise. Should I burn them all now, or wait to use them during other races? From what I understand, if Team Corgi overkills their win, and wastes all their points on day 1, then subsequent days they won't be able to boost, and get stomped.
The weak should fear the strongest
>Steam sale started
>Yea Forums picked corgis since this place has tons of dog webm threads and is very pro dog
>someone posted a screencap of a reddit thread where they decided to go corgi
>everyone suddenly does a 180 and pretends to hate corgis and goes for another team
The absolute state of contrarianism in this place lmao
this is where the real savings are
retards focusing on the race instead
they dumb
Factually wrong. Also that would be a tie between human americans and sandniggers.
what if you buy a 1 dollar game with 15 dollars in discounts? do you get 14 dollars back for free?
How do you have so many tokens already?
by actually playing videogames
I know this is Yea Forums but still
jesus christ
Where my tortles at?
CAn I see?
were the valve dev just assuming a natural, equal distribution of players? because what's to stop the massive team 1 from focusing attack on any approaching 2nd place?
How the heck did you get so many tokens?
>Yea Forums picked corgis since this place has tons of dog webm threads and is very pro dog
those people are from reddit idiot
>mfw team tortoise
im hacking stardew valley but i don't get any points
nexusmods.com
Is this normal? I can't get more points.
>no meme animal
Shit picks
Do a pool
the top 3 teams win, with the first winning few more prizes per individual who has been selected
however imagine your team wins and only 1000 are selected, you have to divide 1000 by the number of people in your team to see the chances you have to get free prizes, the larger your team is the smaller is your chance to win prizes
based
morons out there talking about the race, while us chads sit behind the curtains making bank and climbing through the steam ranks
these
EVERYONE should be attacking corgi. No excuses. Dogs are all redditors.
no
>Keep spamming boosts that I got from my new vegas cheevos
>Keep attacking team corgi
WHERE WE AT BIRBROS?
WHO BIRD
but mine are capping out on 1k points and I cant boost more times today
Is there a way to get tokens directly?
But I dont have any money on my card :(
>not wanting free shit
i would've joined piggu, but the dogs are going to win because of ledddit
PIGBROS REPORT FOR DUTY.
I get like 23k tokens from 7 days to die
I’m a tortoisechad but I love my cockatiel and pig bros and Judy hopps is hot so hare is cool too
>executing plan b
Help me please, I have 9 boosts remaining but I can't boost. What is the reason for that?
YOU FAGGOTS HAVE NO CHANCE
2ND PLACE BELONGS TO THE TURTLES
BRING US DOWN ALL YOU WANT
BUT WE HAVE SHELLS MADE OF STEEL
based, I got 80K points from warframe alone
Do I get points if I Install a game and start it with Lot of Achivments completed?
okay but how
did you buy a lot of games as soon as the sales opened to have that much fuel capacity?
children chose the corgi while the men chose the bird.
Trutle because penis joke
Are there discords for each team?
Even if you won with the astronomically low odds, is winning worth the stain on your soul for being part of them? It's like a boxer accepting to go down in the prize fight. He gets money but he's forever shamed.
Damn you sure do level up fast when buying those badges with the coins.
sorry
hare
BIRB
ITS JAMES
>attacking someone with an insurmountable lead
You fucking tards, go after whoever's directly in front of you or below you. Birdbros need to secure second place.
Miriams Game alone right out of the gate gives almost twos worth if you have 100%, i assume the actual challenges give more to afford a third one.
play games
haha good luck bro
the choice of furries everywhere. unite, my yiffing brothers and sisters!
Yeah, team tranny certainly does
>467969623
pige
Vettel started losing as soon as he shaved the stache
i like turtles
I have like 40,000 points from tf2 but not enough capacity
do you have to buy gaem to get more capacity or is there another trick
I don't understand this shit, I can claim 15k points but it says I have not enough capacity? And now it says 0 points and I have to "wait until tomorrow"? Why does this have to be so complicated?
ew yuck
don't reply to me
Begin creating a Steambot army.
>1k bots waiting for Yea Forums orders
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Time is ticking corgifag
hell yeah
I'm gonna reinstall Binding of Isaac with 392 Achivments Completed
I'm going to nuke the fucking servers
It should be )))Pig(((
But it says I have no capacity though. Will that help?
That you Jeb?
Based to an unbelievable extent
the funniest thing is if these SJW faggots actually believed in true communism they wouldn't create these artificial teams and tie who might get free games to which team has the most whales participating.
Gaben put in a reward to spot you a free fiver so whatever, at least that's in the Pit Stop. Otherwise this is a shameless shittier repeat of the Color Team summer event.
Team Purple represent, the team that got assfucked and got nothing whatsoever out of that shit event even though Reddit tried to rig it so every team would winat least once but that fat bastard Gaben proved Valve manipulates all the scores behind the scenes when he publicly said Valve isn't gonna put up with reddit's shit, so he just made Team Red win ever day by manually altering team scores.
you're both degenerates
I don't give a flying fidoo about this shot
Tell me which horse to bet on if I want to win
>bunny
The only correct team
Clearly you were not here for Yea Forums's AFD race.
GUYS I'M RETARDED WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
I JUST WANT DISCOUNTS AND WHY DID I ONLY START WITH 100 POINTS DESPITE HAVING 12 YEARS OF STEAM GAMES BOUGHT?
gotta keep on spending on videogames goy
>Terraria, TF2, and Payday 2
>Most if not every achievement unlocked
>mfw
>They are winning?......Do it then. (click)
Haha what team is team tranny? I'm trans I joined bird because I wish I was a bird (girl haha get it)?
So do you get points for anything besides the quests the main page gives?
I earned 9000 points from Rain World but i only have 4000 tokens. What gives?
we /tortoise/ now
>Reddit-spaced again
This isn't Reddit.
no fucking idea how this point shit works. i'm poor as fuck i need those coupons
any sauce for that pic?
before the gay mods ban you
It was proven by some turbo autists that the points were being allocated randomly. You were all played like goddamn fiddles.
They're a special team that play the ultimate game
Yea Forums
I picked hare because it was my spirit animal, kinda regret it now seeing where hare is
>people are already revisioning history just to shitpost
Tortoise obviously. If you think we won't win, you literally never went to kindergarten or learned to read. It's like the first life lesson humans are ever taught.
Which team do I join boys?
Give me ONE reason to join Cock when Corgi is thousands of points ahead right now.
>now chugging 600 sodas per minute
Cock
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-ut reddit!!!!!!!!!
good boy
>Guns of Icarus Online and Alliance both have 800+ achievements each
>never even touched them
fuck
Those with a high IQ join Pig
Same question as this faggot.
I have tons of point apparently that I can't even claim.
I don't want to throw any away, how do I claim them all?
>have no hair
>pick hare
>have hare
pottery
Doesn't matter. You'll have to buy 3000 games to redeem all those points.
Any reason to not just blow my boosts right now and get the 9k points?
How do I get the tokens for free money?
Cock has a better badge
So let me get this straight, the thing for achievements from recent games can be redeemed but you'll lose all the extra points?
Why have it show there's over 10k worth of points but the daily cap is 1k? Wouldn't that mean even when at 1k you'd still waste 9-10k+ points?
teach me your technique
correct
because your boost is probably all full
if you use it you will have around 2k capacity
you gotta spend money on shop if you want to increase your boost capacity, goy :)
if you withdraw like that, the rest of the 30k points will disappear
What's the speed command
I was going to ask what this shit is but it's probably yet another way Steam fucks you poor teens in the ass, isn't it
>Tfw stopped playing warframe months ago
>tfw didn't get my points
feels bad
DON'T CLICK IT IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
I JUST THREW AWAY 15000 POINTS
PIECE OF SHIT SCAM
Thread OST?
exactly
buy some games to increase your capacity
OH SHIT
OH FUCK
Did they disable the quests?
I've been spamming crops in Stardew and suddenly the crop quest is not updating
Are they cracking down on boosting?
so this is the reason i clicked on this thread
you raise your cap by buying games, goyim. What's so hard to understand?
Team Corgi here - I have 2 attacks and it's not even worth using them on any of you peasants. Guess I'll hold onto them for tomorrow.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POINTS
SAME HOLY SHIT
i'm not even getting points in mordhau
the fuck why are they suddenly giving away so much levels for free
>inb4 I spent money
the only thing I bought is stardew valley and its $10
For me, it's tortoise
don't tell gaben
Use them on team bird, those fags are getting way too cocky
How many points do you have now?
Do you actually have to participate to have a chance to win free games if your team is winning? Because I kind of can't be bothered to play any of the shit I have for achievement grinding right now and nothing I want most is on sale for cheap enough to buy right now.
PIGE
IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED
no point doing this when the quests stop counting after you hit your boost capacity
Shitty scam event to milk more money from children. Got 4 levels from free points on badge and fucked off. Have fun spending money to "beat the other team :D"
First person to reply picks my team
cockatiel
hare
>have 30,000 points
>can only redeem 100 and it'll waste the other 29900
>literally no way to claim them all
What an absolute fucking waste product. All I want is my $5 discount. And they're not even auto-converted to tokens on the last day? Fuck off, Gabe. Fucking kikes.
Team Nigger
Nice try, tortoisefag. I'm using them on you.
how many tokens do you get from quests?
I want the $6 discount but I'm not spending $150 to get the required amount of tokens.
b+r
bait, since you're already on team fag
IT DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ANY TOKENS
ZERO (0) TOKENS SO I CAN'T EVEN GET THE SHITTY BADGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can't beat the cock
>want to join tortoise
>corgi is so obviously going to win that not joining them is intentionally choosing to lose
How do you turn your points into tokens?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POINTS!!!!!!!
So i got 17 boosts, should I use them all now or can I save them for later?
Is their a mod to not have multiplayer lag in a single player game?
wanna buy Divinity: Original Sin 2 complete
should i play the first one?
I don't understand this game at all.
Do the boosts we have regenerate each day? I used 1 but with Corgi 5000% ahead it was a waste.
Spending more money makes..what, your boosts worth more, or you have more, or what?
Whole thing is super confusing. Should just go back to "click buttons get cards" or just have better sales and no stupid games.
>no way to claim them all
Yes there is. What are you waiting for, goy. Type in the credit card info.
I sure hope you picked the cock
This will completely fuck up the steam economy. They better do something about this shit.
You shouldn't play either of them.
join cockatiel
the top 3 winners get free games, cock is currently third place
we're also less people so bigger chance to get randomly picked
>Mummy Demastered isn't on sale at all
>skipped out on the previous sales because they were small and the longer you wait the bigger the sale usually
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't decide between hare and birb
I thought about joining corgi because of this, but then I realized I'm not a poorfag that cares about free games so I just decided to not give a fuck
what economy, you mean the attention level whore economy?
bird
I already joined corgi but if you want to second doubt yourself:
- every other team will probably attack corgi
- games are given out to the first three teams IIRC, which means that you have more chances to win a game if you join one of the other winning teams
Can I get enough points without spending to get the $5 off my cart?
first one is great and the second one has a lot of references to it
so I say you buy both and play them in order
>100 points to get virtual badge
sure
>1000 points to make it level ten
Why would anyone do that?
this
cockatiel is the champion of whatever the fuck this game is
This. I don't understand this sale's metagame at all. The alien invasion game last summer was actually cool.
is that a weg?
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I literally have 0 capacity for points. Do I need to buy shit to recharge it or something? This is fucking stupid.
it also increases your level
Don't steal my joke bro
Why is my boost meter suddenly capped at 140? I had 1140 before...
>would have to spend $300 to get a $5 discount
Wow thanks Gabe. Shit's fucked anyway.
>TF2: 386/520 achievements completed
>grand prix page says "174/520 achievements completed for points"
Did they skip achievements that are so old they don't have an unlock date? What the fuck.
DAMAGED
because it normally cost $100 to get to level 100 but for some reason with this event you can do it for free
either they didn't consider the cost or they miscounted how much achievements each games actually have
so do we get new boosts tommorow or what?
How do I do challenges in game? I'm doing them and they're not activating. I've also tried SAM and put 1 in the value section of each statistic. Because each challenge is under the Statistics section
Does this mean I get 20 points per crop harvested?
So this whole even it basically worthless if you don't intend to spend any money?
PIG
>tfw zero points and can't be bothered to play anything for quests
Meh. I'm just going to go back to Days Gone and buy Super Mario Maker 2 on Friday, this sale is a fail.
your booster is full retard
Anyone who thinks they're going to win anything when they joined Corgi are in for a big surprise. You think it matters that the first place gets more wishlist winners when there's 10x more people in it too? kek, the winning strategy is to join the team that places 2nd after Corgi
remember steam christmas sale of 2011? all those free games...
They're on reddit
so why do I have no games for the achievement option
i swear i've played games with achievements for more than 30 minutes in the past week
I don't know. Can you get tokens after doing quests?
yes
there are also mods that make crops instantly grow so you can just spam harvest on them
I got Skyrim for free and traded it for Warhammer 40k Space Marine. Good times...
>Your account received 2,000 Boost Meter capacity based on your previous spend on Steam.
They can't even hire native English speakers to write their shit sale pages now. And I didn't receive SHIT.
Higher steam level gives you more card booster packs and those are worth money. People paid money to get a higher level and now people are getting it by cheating
What do you mean it's full, it literally 0/0. I have nothing.
free games
woo
I'm also curious about whether this means per plant you click, or per item it drops.
how?
It's like trying to read the actual FIA rulebook.
how the fuck do you have that many tokens
why does dog team have 10x more points than others?
Ok, so how do you make tokens? What do you have to do specifically?
>SAM
wouldn't one get banned for using that tool?
Someone explain how the discounts work and which team will give me the most
reported
It says the same for me
Yet I started with 1k boost capacity and now I've been reduced to 140
Shits broke
I don't know what this is but I wouldn't want to be associated with turtles when it comes to racing
Index preorder I'm gonna guess
Because every chad and his entire harem of 10/10 sex slaves joined Team Corgi.
why are you so sad?
Reddit.
You don't know the hare and tortoise fable, zoomer?
>Your account received 4,500 Boost Meter capacity based on your previous spend on Steam.
0 (zero) tokens balance. Fuck gabe desu
DO BOOSTS REPLENISH OVERTIME OR ARE THEY ONE TIME USES?
why is my boost capacity zero
NPC
I picked pig becasue I like red
I also always play RED on TF2
where are you guys seeing this
Reddit is mass joining it and Reddit is full of whales.
This is the worst sale event to date.
We need to get a message through to the fat man that whoever's in charge of running these holiday events are running them into the ground.
All the backgrounds look like shit, I tested them all on steam.design and not one is worth redeeming points for.
Badge is meh and emoticons are meh... horn, cone, flag, city and trees 2 are ok... everything else is shit. pthc... what does that even spell
What the fuck is wrong with this shit and why is my booster meter at 0/0? It doesn't even count my quest progress anymore.
should i be redeeming my csgo points? it says all excess points will get deleted, not sure if they swap games daily
If you want to support your fellow man, go bird, but if you want to win, go corgi.
>there are also mods that make crops instantly grow
could you link this one for me please?
I picked bird because birds are cute and i like blue.
you hit your maximum for today, that's why
Shit is broken
because you picked the bird cucks
it seems they've screwed the capacity
it says I should have 2000, I had 1140 and now it's 140
So I think it's broken
I got 20k points just harvesting a farm I had for 1 day. That'll last me the entire sale I think.
I have been using all my attacks against bird
>sissy homo bun
I only picked bun cuz of my wife Chino
Your boost meters are 0/0 because steam is likely shitting itself as usual, brainlets
>people are attacking cocks
are you like gay or something lmao
by already spending hundreds on other shit lmao
Well that's fucking stupid. How am I supposed to get a ton of those coupons like people here did if there's a cap on daily points?
how the fuck this work?
>make a few clicks
>get $10 store credit
Now what can get for free...?
lmao
why are coinlets even allowed to post in this thread
How do I get 15K tokens without spending a gazillion amount of money bros?
>all these pussies joining corgi
REAL MEN CHOOSE THE OUTSIDERS AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE DESPITE THE ODDS
I'm not buying anything until this weekend and possibly (almost definitely) again next weekend but I'm going to blow a couple hundred dollars over those two Friday nights so just saying, and I'm team bird. I ain't buying shit until Friday evening though. Oh and I'm team bird obviously. I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing I'm just joining team bird and if they give me boosts or anything I'm probably going to blow most of it this weekend and next paycheck I'm blowing all the rest of my boosts Friday afternoon or evening/Saturday US EST if that matters to anyone.
nice try birdfag, I've got my entire discord server attacking birds because I told them they're from Yea Forums and they're all massive SJWs. Enjoy getting last place lmao
howdy
Based green poster
sorry cuckatiel but
who else is wasting all their points on LEVELING UP
EVERYTHING IS BROKEN
EVERYTHING IS BROKEN WHEN IT"S PART OF STEAM
How do people have enough capacity to have enough tokens for multiple discounts already?
Isn't that literally hundreds of dollars spent one day?
howdy based birb
Played a bit of TF2 for points. Now I see it gave me 36K for all the achievements I've had on it. Neat.
wow nice site, nerds
>retards dont know that picking team affects booster capacity
>picking the dog literally give +500 capacity
read the faq retards
>muh reddit
dont pick the dog then, take the 500 capacity and shove it up your ass
Me, I went from 50 to 70 desu should have stopped at 60 for the purple circle, but now i'm pinku i guess. Level 100 badge
yeah I don't understand it either
there's a boost capacity yet people have crapton with tokens already
I went from 18 to 69
think I'm gonna stay there
>steam store is broken
>didn't get any nitro capacity for $20 purchase
:/
I went from level 50 to level 75, probably going to hit level 100 if the rates keep up
You set a bot to drink soda or hack yourself an infinite field of blueberries in Stardew and hope that Steam doesn't break your booster meter.
>picking team affects booster capacity
piss
is there a way to change team?
I didn't even know there was a nexus page for this game, nice. Thanks a lot lad, have a nice day.
so you got a 5/150 = 3.33% discount. Congrats