Steam Summer Sale Grand Prix

>not going team bird

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post yfw you're not a literal payPIG

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Corgi. They're cute bros.
Tortoise is alright. Weed dude.
The other animals are fags.

FIX YOUR WEBSITE VALLE REEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHAT AKAMAI AND CDNS ARE FOR YOU HACKS

FPBP

Corgi is for cringe weebs.

love me buns
ate hares

simple as

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>Tortoise
Normalfag's choice
>Hare
Furry's choice
>Cockatiel
Tranny's choice
>Corgi
Redditor's choice
>MOTHERFUCKING PIGGER
Chad's choice

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time out team ftw

Fucking valve. This happens every year

Fix the damn store Gabe you fat piece of shit

Slow and steady, bros.

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The rabbit is alien to my country, so it's the hare for me.

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TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > PIG > CORGI > HARE

PROVE ME WRONG

Corgi because Dogs are Mans Best Friend, Pigs are disgusting, Birds are for food, The store itself is enough of a Turtle as is and Hare is fucking doomed because Fairy Tale Logic.

Honestly a Non-choice as far as im concerned.

>no purple edgy team

Who /thundercockatiel/ here?

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>"Watch ou boys, turtle coming through! Slow and steady wins the race, don't rush guys"

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>Pig
Commies and cucks, try harder chinigger

cringe pig

EVERYONE PICK BIRB

Literally /our girl/

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based

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P I G B O Y S

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COCK

>yeah, we're team /birb/, how can you tell?

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>can't even rip something off properly
Gaben please

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More like hurrr

no idea because steam won't even load

WHAT IS THE OFFICIAL Yea Forums TEAM

P I G
I
G

Corgi is going to win because of that stupid doge meme

You can select? everyone's going to pick the fucking Corgi

CHADATIEL

cockatiel

>pig
America
>corgi
Japan
>cockatiel
Oz
>turtle
Africa
>hare
Europe

YEAR OF THE MOTHERFUCKING PIG BABY

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>He didn't pick team Corgi

It's obvious they are going to win, all of Reddit will be picking it, all the meme-lovers will be picking it, all the autistic gamers will be picking it.

Why not play for the winning team?

Corgi is for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, and all other people of good taste.

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What did fat guy mean by this?

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BUNNY BROS WHERE WE FUCKING AT???
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

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This sale fuckig sucks. Also Team Bird is best team. Eat shit doglets.

C O R G I
O
R
G
I

PIG > NOT PIG

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Those are cockatoos, retard

Team Corgi here, fuck pigs and fuck hares, Tortoise is pretty based.

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based peanut butter bro

Nope. When people see a corgi, they think anime.

fugg

Corgi and Cockatiel are for meme loving faggots. Hare is for furfags. Pig and Tortoise are for true patricians.

birb

Finish reading the page retard. randoms from the winning team each day get free games from their wishlist

corgi is literally dusting everyone

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CORGI!!!

The 10 people with a level 9000 steam account are getting free games.

lol Yea Forums joining everything but team corgi just to spite normies are letting down the goodest boi in anime history

fuck yall

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vav

Where my /tortoise/ chads at?

corgi is reddit tier 2bh famb

REMINDER

CORGI IS THE NEW CREAM
DON'T FALL FOR THE BAIT
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

>Yea Forums instalocks team with 'cock' in it's name
not sure what I expected from a board full of faggots

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Either cock or tort. Others just don't resonate with me.

BIRD

coping dogcel

No, they think of SUCH GAME MUCH WOW VERY GRAN PRIX

cock

>go into a steam sale thread
>see what's being recomended
>close v
>pirate all recommended games
every year

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CHOOSE COCKATIEL AND USE REDDIT'S MEME DOG ASS TO CLEAN THE ROAD

But that's Shiba Inu a. Corgis are popular because Cowboy Bebop and the Queen.

team corgi already a clear lead

it's over boys

First
Post
Best
Post

who's that cunny hunny?

Can I get Dead Island 2 or Blur?

The power of reddit.

Based semen demon.

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this

COCKatiel

>contesting at who will spend the most money
Good goy, enjoy never playing all those games you didn't even really want.

Do you think anybody can tell the difference from a yellow silhouette. They see a yellow dog that looks vaguely like the meme dog, they dont give two shits about breeds

it's not a 2 hours sprint race, it's a 24 hour endurance, keep going bros

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Obviously Corgi will own the competition because you can pick what team to join

Its a fucking Corgi

Its not even a contest.
MUCH FAST SUCH SPEED VERY RACE

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>hehe le maymay dog is winning
wew
so I guess everyone'll just got Corgi?

don't let him down

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Corgi's are going to blow their load too early you fucking retards.

This is a marathon.

Ein?

Corgi is best
Always go team k9

haha i love doggos xd

>top tier
cockatiel
tortoise
>good tier
pig
>ok tier
hare
>r*ddit tier
corgi

So should I buy all my games today or spread them out over the sale? how does this shit work

fucking corgi redditors

KILL EVERY DOG
BURN EVERY DOG

All the coping KEKatiels.

The CHAD Corgi is going to paste you, we have all of Reddit on our side, everyone is with us.

You are just trying to be contrarian to your own detriment.

It's Tortoise Time.

the entire reddit frontpage went with corgi so I doubt there will be any competition

going with cock anyway

same

>aha lets add a corgi, that'll be ebic. i'm sure normies won't vote in mass for it aha ebic
Sad.

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Always blue

>steam is ded
Of course. Whomst wood of thunketh it would die like it does every single goddamn time.

Corgi, obviously. The other animals are useless.

>give me money so your favorite meme animal wins a meaningless competition
Christ

>own detriment
you have less chance of being awarded something on the wishlist if you go with the larger team

that escalated quickly

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>t.seething catfag
Have sex and get a dog sweetie.

Only a complete Moron would choose the Hare over Cockatiel. Just like you Hamond.

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Steam is dead RIP

Joined Corgi so that normalfags can carry me to free shit off my Steam wishlist.

Team Corgi reporting

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haha corgis doggos PUPPOS :DDDD
PUPPER DOGGY WOOFIEE :DDDDD

If you picked Corgi, you deserve the gas chambers.

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yeah I'm thinking I might go cock anyways as well

>200 games on my wishlist
time to prune some shit I guess

based

I think both, I like cowboy bepop and am British, it was the only choice for me
C'mon me chaps, for queen and country help the corgi win

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Are these events just an excuse to get people to log in every day now that they don't do flash sales anymore?

>people picking fucking Hare
Do you people even learn from history

they are individual awards

eat shit loser catfag

every normie is picking corgi because of muh memes and muh reddit so your already ridiculous odds to win are even more ridiculous and into ludicrous tier... so.. congrats?

Silly user. It's a slut rabbit not a hare.

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I'm gonna join whatever team St4ck is joining
if you faggots think this is some kind of "for-fun" event, think again

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who /tort/ here

user you do realize that the more people on a team, the less likely you are to be the one picked for free games?

Is corgi even a meme dog?
I tough that was shiba
I just like dogs

WOOF WOOOOF :DDDDD
DOGGOSSSSSS :DDDD

Kill yourself.

YEP

Slow and steady wins the race, you faggot niggers.

You know, you really should learn to read.

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strawpoll.me/18225254

Get ready for a bunch of alternate accounts getting them all.

/Tort/ reporting in.
Can't wait until Corgifags get gassed for cheating.

he wont win shit, they are individual awards, if anything with the amount of autists who are going to play 24/7 you have less chance of winning something in team corgi

cope incel

>choosing anything but birb

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>Drivers from the top three finishers on a given day will be selected at random to receive an item from their Steam Wishlist. The higher the team's placement, the more drivers that will receive free games!
The chances of you getting a game are the same no matter which team you joined

>MOMMY THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK I LOVE IT SUCH A GREAT STORY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MILKIES NOW PLS

dogs are absolute shit tier animals.. curious how they don't have any sort of feline representation.. are valve dog cucks?

Corgi but I dont know what the fuck this is about.

Tortoise is 300IQ

CHINKS AND MUZZIE HATERS UNITE!

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>Noting choose pigroach

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hares are felines

team tortoise ww@

so I'm 50% right

Correct.

yeah, I want team cockatiel but I want to win so Corgi it is
good point,

what do I choose

Dogs are a meme. Doesnt matter what kind of dog anymore.

What stops me from simply choosing who's going to win at the very end? If I can see how many people are voting then I'll just vote in the last hour or so.

BIRB CHADS RISE UP

>Join dog
>Win 1st every day
>100 users get a free game
>0,0000001% chance its you because millions on the team
Join a team that can get 2nd or 3rd place

>if anything with the amount of autists who are going to play 24/7 you have less chance of winning something in team corgi

this is exactly what I said, are you fucking retarded?

Doge is shiba inu, but normalfags love corgis

I think that just means 1st place will get 25x games compared to 2nd which will only recieve 15x (numbers pulled straight from my ass). corgi will still have awful odds even if they get 1st every day

i picked pig

Yeah, and?

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Kame Turtle boiz

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read the game rules nigger
if you don't pick a team you won't be able to do your quests which matters

ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

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this user gets it

CORGIGANGCORGIGANGCORGIGANG

but on other hand, team corgi will get the winning #1 badge

>Corgi is going to win because meme reddit dog

OFFICIAL Yea Forums TEAM IS COCK
PICK COCK AND WE WILL GET THIRD PLACE EVERY DAY WITHOUT BEING FLOODED WITH USERS LIKE C*RGI

Jokes on you, i don't have anything on my wishlist, im just doing the event for fun.

>tfw too smart for reddit dog team
Feels good to be a cock bro.

yeah I don't read long posts

You're still competing with hundreds of thousands, either way, if not millions, depending on how much this picks up.

Who tortoise here?

Cockatiels are bros so I went with Team Cockatiel.

Unless I'm reading this wrong, the quests add points to the race, it doesn't increase my individual odds of getting a free game, right? So if I simply choose someone in the lead at the end of the day, I'm already in the raffle.

To all the bitter, contrarian, incel anons choosing everything except the corgi to virtue signal how socially retarded they are: corgis are /ourdogs/, you idiots. Ian on /vg/ station is practically a patron deity. We have always love corgis here. You faggots who think it's plebbit shit must be the newest of newfags. Get off my mongolian basketweaving forum if you don't like mongolian basketweaving. Fuck.

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So, if redditorgi is first and ching chong pig pong is obviously second, who will be the third?

Well I Just did 3 out of 4 waited and refresh the page but nothing happened

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DUDE CORGIS SO EPIC!!!!!

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>Daily Prizes: For each 24-hour period, three hundred users that contributed distance points to the first-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, two hundred users that contributed distance points to the second-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, and one hundred users that contributed distance points to the third-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded. Drawings will be held within 48 hours from the end of each period.

tldr: if you don't contribute points, you won't have any chance of getting picked if your team wins

GO COCK
GO COCK
GO COCK

She's had a hare inside her, so I think it still counts.

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>play random games to get points
thanks gaben,maybe i'll find something interesting to play

>winner already decided within the first hour
Nice event. Really cool.

FIRST POST BEST POST

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>hey Gaben remember that incredibly unpopular Steam Summer Sale where we lumped people into meaningless teams and Valve manipulated all the stats behind the scenes
>"yeah"
>we're just gonna put that on repeat.
>"k"
GODDAMMIT GABEN YOU FAT FUCK THE CHINK NEW YEAR FREE $5 OFF INSTANTLY WAS BETTER

can someone explain me how the metagame works this time? How do I get free money?

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>/vg/
That's a containment board, faggot.

>Valve put meme dog in so now the whole thing is pointless
At least the prizes are garbage

>all redditors joined corgi because free steam games
pathetic

WHats the point of this? Do you get a game or coupons if your team wins?

Team Cock Represent

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>corgi instantly gets a higher score than all the other teams combined
I got fucking bamboozled.

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Hares cause the coolest car

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>want to join team birdstein
>but corgi is in the lead and i want my tiny chance to get free games
there are no heroes left in bird

Don't even need to check, I know for a fact reddit will absolutely flock to corgi, and they'll win by a landslide in any popularity contest. Dumbest shit they could have done. If you pick a meme animal, you have to pick meme animals for the competition too, otherwise it's not much of a contest.

>pigger
the reddit way to spell it

people who pick corgi are the same people who only bought red power ranger/bionicle toys

Go birb.

>why yes i picked the COCKatiel, why do you ask?

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nah it's too close to nigger

SAY IT WITH ME BROS

SLOW AND STEADY

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Ah, alright. Thanks.
>Odds are 300/1 or 200/1 or 100/1
Yeah, I won't really try. I'll play TF2 just because I already do.

was gonna pick Hare but then I saw Corgis Countach

>Don't wanna pick the reddit team and have my account permanently marked

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>Can get many points from PoE Quests
>I use the standalone client not the steam one
I dont wanna install that shit. It's always crashing, Downloads are slow and it's overall runs worse

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how the FUCK do you even play this game holy shit its so complicated

>hares are felines

are you fucking retarded?

Based tortoisebro

Because i wanted to confirm that you like cock!

based and tortoisepilled

>ching chong pig pong
?

but they have whiskers
like felines

Corgibros have LOOOOOOONG DICKS

i barely played that game
can i get the mission stuff fast or it's late game shit?

>Thinks he'll get free shit by being in the team with most people
OH NONONONONONO

it was the same length as the one you wrote to me, idiot

>team cock
>team slow n' steady
I'm having trouble

Of course i do.
What's wrong with that, user?

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>can't decide between tortoise and cockatiel

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free games are for russian alt accounts you retard

People who spend $2,000 during the sale will be rewarded with a $60 title. Maybe.

N-nothing sir. C-can I feel your two-hundred-packs?

You can do farm Monolith one in the first zone after first town but the rest is mostly faster in engame

Real talk: of the animals there, tortoises have the biggest dick:body ratio. Cockatiels have the worst, by virtue of not having one.

>there are corgifags posting here

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cuckatiel lol

cheating cucks

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>hares have coolest car
>Thundercocs have the god tier 787b

This but unironically

FPBP

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Anyone else's store page slow as shit right now?

What you guys are forgetting is that there's an option to attack another team. EVERY other team will slam corgi and it'll even out soon enough. It's likely they'll still win but the anons talking about going for the runner up spots are much more likely (still a very low chance) of getting the free shit. It's a sound strategy.
For the record I'm team corgi because they're my favourite animal out of the five.

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You seem like a slut so you'd probably be best off on the "unpaid whore" team

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If you picked pig you're retarded, no way around it.

top 3 gets free games
so go the team thats third place

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Valve proven to be manipulating results once again

wow it's nothing

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize that reddit won't instantly pick the meme dog?

1. Its a fucking dog, the most popular pet in the world
2. It's a fucking corgi

are you guys morons or just contrarian

The bet for top 3 besides corgi is smart but you have no way of knowing which is the right team, so its a 50-50 chance to get a better chance at wishlist games but you should be risk averse in this case.

That's just the speed
It means tortoises are in the lead but we're gaining on them

It's pig's year in China. Obviously entire population of China in steam will choose the pig.

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C O C K
O
C
K

>goy race

>someone tries to add me on steam
>see corgi badge on profile
>decline and block

same

TORTOISE OR COCKATIEL CONVINCE US

>instantly get 5k points and buy all the emotes and badge day 1
welp now im bored

It's not a containment station though, retard. It is the patrician's choice in /ss13/ servers.

Are Tortoise and Cockatiel bros?

yes

>not joining the bestest and cutest team

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*ahem*

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>cockatiels background in the store is a circus
clownworld incoming
too bad im SLOW AND STEADY

>the turtle wins the race

JOIN PIGS YOU FILTHY PIGS

Yea Forums was always based

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Pretty close race here, the winner could be anyone!

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Also, i'm joining the piggers bros

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Anyone else not picking Corgi because they are everyone favourite?

picked bird, cause i looked at the cars and only corgi and bird didn't have dogshit looking cars. was gonna pick tortoise bro but a fucking hippie ass van? no thanks, futuristic looking swanky racecar pls

No doubt Valve will rig the results to slow Corgi Chads down like they always do. How does it feel your pussy teams need to literally CHEAT in order to come even close to us?

Pig chads rise up

NOOO! HELP ME CORGIBROS!

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>he didnt save the points for the discount, i.e. the only thing that matters

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cock is the strongest confirmed

C O C K

Always happens. Too many people are flooding the servers. Give it a couple of hours to be more stable.

Do the quest not work?

How to play this anyway?

Just use the turbo and shit?

cockatiel is Yea Forums team. Take the cock or heck off

>5k points
Ummm guys, is it normal to get 70k points?
Is it a bug, I'm scared? I'm literally raking in the badges

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how do you see the backgrounds?

i fucking hate dogs and r*ddit so i am actively unfriending people who picked team corgi

nice

Who /pig/ here?
Crush those weaker animals with our big fookin' Truck

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Based on past events it's rigged to be close

NOOOOOOOO!!!
Bunnies are superior, bunnies should win! This race is rigged
Use your goddamn sock against the others you lazy bun!

How do I attack the dog "people"?

> caring about discounts when gray market exists
Been buying games like this for years.

EGS donesn't have this problem

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Here's my prediction.
1 - Corgi
2 - Bird
3 - Pig

>anyone else here a contrarian?
where do you think we are?

what the fuck how, i got 4k after using my boosts

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pigs are the chad ntr ugly bastard that drive all american trucks

/pitstop

ALL TEAMS ARE VALID AND RESPECTABLE

EXCEPT CORGI

Mine wont even open

the only correct choice

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Should I use all my boosts now or what? I dont get this shit

>Chinese pig team vs dog team
oh no

the trouble I go through to help Cocks
Now I'm gonna have 2 copies of PoE on my pc

>So few people use egs they don't even crash the page

>there's no actual racing involved
>it is in fact a game about buying lots of shit and having to reinstall and play random games from your library

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Corgi is god tier, only faggot chinks choose to go with shit tier pig.

GO COCKS!!!!!!

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this shit it's too complex

I think I know how, steam is giving the fucking good boi points based on achievements, last 3 games I played were literal trash that handed 1000+ cheevos just for playing them kek
I wonder what happens if you abuse SAM, this is broken if it works

wow... it's like...
it's a... sale event.... and not a racing game...

my nigga

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>have to install and actually play, not idle in games to participate in the event
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I THOUGHT THIS WAS Yea Forums APPROVED

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TEAM COCK WHO DO WE ATTACK?

I mean it IS a sale event

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Anyone know if its possible to change steams?

>no penis
dilate

Pig brothers where are you

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everyone will be attacking corgi but it's pointless
attack any team that is slightly slower than cock so they don't take our third place
maybe pig

I got 40k points from tboi, but could only use 4k. how did you do it?

Let's go /hare/ bros

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G-guys... did I make the wrong choice?

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fellow cockchad here, attack hareniggers

>A sale revolving around buying stuff
WELL THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

HOW DO I GET MY FUCKING TOKENS GOD DAMN IT
I WANT THE BADGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

which ever class I pick will surely lose, who do i pick?

how do i boost? its all grayed out...

I have 1MB/s download and the only game I have installed it wants me to play is path of exile
Which crashes as soon as I try to log onto a character

hogs are here

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Yeah well. Racing would've been the one thing I'm good at. Buying games sure isn't.

Why yes, I am a member of Team Corgi. How could you tell?

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>clueless jannies actually deleted one of these threads
LMAO

Team bird best team

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so I can't claim any points because I need to "boost my capacity" but how do I do that/ it says I have 100 off the bat but it won't let me get ANY points from previous games that are over that amount?

EVERYONE WHO PLAY POE
JUST FUCKING INSTALL THE STEAM VERSION AND SPAM THOSE FUCKING YELLOW MAPS
IT'S 70 POINT PER MAP AND YOU CAN FINISH ONE IN A FEW MINUTES

ONLY DO THIS THO IF YOU'RE TEAM BIRB
FUCK OFF OTHER CUNTS

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I was blinded by corgi's number one spot and I feel a similar pain

>babby's first steam sale

so wait you can do the "quests" multiple times in a single day?

what is even happening

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>Daily Prizes: For each 24-hour period, three hundred users that contributed distance points to the first-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, two hundred users that contributed distance points to the second-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, and one hundred users that contributed distance points to the third-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded. Drawings will be held within 48 hours from the end of each period.
forget about those free games guys

can I use multiple of these 15k token discounts in one single game purchase, or am I only allowed to use one per game?

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steam is fucked right now because of the traffic, i can't even boost and at some point it said i had 93k tokens to redeem

picked pig because it's obviously the least reddit one

normiefag

BIRB 4 LIFE

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Steam is slammed at the moment. I looked in the pit stop and apparently qualified for free tokens that aren't there. It's easiest to assume this is the usual day-1 shitfest that will continue for the next 12 hours until load drops and Valve's servers sort their shit out.

>randomly

Yeah right.

nice meme dog redditor

Pick cock you retards. fragmentation will only make team reddit dog stronger

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Is there a reason not to instantly use all my boost? What even is the difference?

I love cunny.

How the fuck did you get so many points

you are losing

You can choose to spin or you can choose to choose. If you choose to spin you can land on Spin, or Choice, or Lose a Spin, or Lose a Choice, or Free Spin, or Free Choice, or Spin Again.

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So I have to buy a game to be able to enter? It's not free then.

yes. You get points each time you do something. Things like morhdau, you get 10 points every time you cut off someones head. Get 40 points every time you kill someone with fists etc

what a fuck up, shouldn't of let ppl choose teams and the points limit shouldve been much higher

CORGI = REDDIT

okay, looking at the ratios and the fact that there are probably 20x the corgi pickers than the other animals you are fucked if you picked corgi and expect to get free stuff

bird

>cock
winner

I have no idea what this summer event is about. I boosted once and got about 300 tokens. Now all my options are greyed out.

So do I just boost or attack once every day or what?

am I supposed to have this much boost starting off

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So will I get a badge from just joining, or will I actually have to spend time and money on this shit?

>corgi that far ahead

Smells like botting.

SEETHING birdlets in third place oh no no no

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why am I only allowed to redeem 11,000 points?

cock

IM NOT GETTNG ANY POINTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's reddit

so there's a quest in
>starbound
to just drink a soda
that might be the easiest one

HOW DO I EARN POINTS WITH GAMES I ALREADY OWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hour later and it's still down.

Everyone's joining Corgi because of the memes, right?

how come GTA V is STILL a top seller?

post your grand prix soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=dBWKwbjj020

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DUDE CORGIS HAHA FUNNY DOGGO LOL

how the fuck do you boost your capacity? the only boost I see is for the team

I think they are counting purchases from previous sale

Well close enough.

>LE DOGGO MEME IS REDDIT XDDD
>BUT LE BIRB MEME IS NOT
Cringe.
Team Pig shall rule all in the end.

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I got 25 boosts, but after doing like 6 the steam page crashed and after a reload all of my points were gone.

fuck off chink

yeah, I capped
I still got like 20 boosts left after the 50, I think

Team Pig here lads

please respond

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play 3 games with high achievement count and claim the points

it's literally impossible to catch up to reddit in these events, they effortlessly captured everything in salien by cheating as hard as possible

the true path is picking which badge you want on your profile the most, only 500 people per day will get wishlist items (300/200/100 for 1st/2nd/3rd) and steam has tens of millions of users so you're staring down a fraction of a percent to get free shit

You get a badge for joining a particular group and you can buy a badge for 100 tokens to get the 'real' event badge.

guys i'll give you a hint: achievments and shit. you can cash in achievements on any game you've played recently. i got like 14000 points from Civ 6.

youtube.com/watch?v=dU1D73q0PLw

its not too complex youre too stupid

im torn between hare and cock now

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Dead by Daylight Achievements
24783 points earned
54 completed

NO CAPACITY AVAILABLE
Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or wait until tomorrow to claim your points

I THOUGHT I STARTED W/ CAPACITY BUT NONE IS AVAILABLE I HAVENT DONE SHIT YET WTF GABEN

/COCKCHADS/

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*600 sorry i ate too many crayons as a child

hare in last
>OH NONONONONO

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tfw it isnt counting my stardew valley quests

can i use Steam Achievement Manager and get 10000 achievements to get shitloads of points?

That's haram post halal hijab Haru.

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this kid just retarded

so if I use sam and unlock a shitton of achievemnts will I get that many points?

where do I pick a team?

still, Yea Forums should stick to 1 team

>no penis
dilate

>Join a team and race with friends
>with friends

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Kek

lads is Rage 2 worth £21.79? basically half price with the extra token discount

fpbp

accept the cock

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Any good RPGs on sale?

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fpbp as always

no

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who here in the 80K club

Is the token prices intentional?
I just claimed 55k tokens from CS:GO achievements
You only need 15k tokens for $2.50 off the Steam Store and I could probably get another 200k tokens from all the other games

Is this intentional? Very easy to abuse with SAM

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/thread

>4000
wtf is corgi doing

No

>20,000 points in mordhau
>I can only redeem 10k and the others will be thrown away
HOW DOES THIS SHIT WORK HOW DO I GET ALL 20k

IT SAYS I HAVE 9 BOOSTS REMAINING BUT THE BUTTON IS GRAYED OUT WHY

you can only get $2.50 off every basket, can't stack them

>picked corgi before reading the rules and Yea Forums
im a retard, guess i'll just forget about this stupid event. i'm sorry cockbros i got baited into picking the dog

how are you claiming tokens from achievements? it just says my capacity is too low, wtf is going on?

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AHAHAAHAHA BYE BYE KEKATIELS TEAM CHADORGIS WILL WIN

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Don't worry, user. We're your friends :)
Except that guy below me, he's kind of a jerk

but you can

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so what?
do I just keep clicking boost?

How the fuck do I increase my boost capacity? I lost a shitton of poinst because it only has 1000 of capacity

>still can't load my wishlist

rate my cart vee

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This will not be forgotten

I just bought 10 usd in games and i have no coins, how the fuck does this work?

what the fuck, why can't I?

use a browser instead of the client itself

>tfw bloodstained is the only recent game Ive played according to steam
>even though Ive played ffx/x2 hd and DMC5 within the last 2~ weeks

team rabbit is the patrician choice

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you have to spend money to boost capacity, to get points you must complete quests from the specific games or earn steam achievements(?)

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corgi because fuck you

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>$2.50
what the fuck? we get £5

>more than an hour later and wishlist still doesn't work
fucking gayben

Literally same.
I usually don't pay much attention to Steam events so I just by default clicked on the winning team...

do you have enough points to do it? I got a shit ton of them for some reason, but it stopped letting me boost after a while to redeem more

this is a legosi thread, no w*men and especially no sluts allowed

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gonna boost corgi to the finish line

Why are there only 2 games I can redeem points from? Also why do some people have 10 zillion boossts and I have 10

im with you, at least before they had that game with those ghosts collecting things
they couldve at least put in a little racewar

I've got one "discount coin thing" already and 21k tokens - it's just giving me a hard time redeeming the second discount

elaborate

I pick the "steam servers don't fucking work" team

Fuck Team Hares and Fuck Team Chocolate

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A man of sophistication I see

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this attack those who are below us

>never play any of them
You forgot this line.

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Too bad, pure wolf bois are for sluts only

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It likely only counts games that had the developers contacted and approve putting Grand Prix goals into playing their games.

Based birdchads

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how does this shite even work? i got some shit saying i have 45k points but can only claim 110 and throw away the rest. im not gonna click that and throw away all that shit
i just clicked the boost 4x cause i dont know what the fuck you're even meant to do honestly

hares are not rabbits, stupid cunts

HOW

80K warframe points
time to boost corgi

>reddit is team corgi
>resetera is team corgi
>neogaf is team corgi
>discord is team corgi
>Yea Forums is team corgi

Well, wouldya luk at tha'.

What is there to elaborate?
>oh boy, let's see what kind of a shitty event is this year
>it's some sort of a shitty "race"
>one team has more points than all other combined
>ehh fuck it, might aswell pick that one because lol who cares
Should've just went team birb just for the memes. Oh well.

Imagine not picking corgi

Fucking LOSERS

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Anyone play frostpunk, is it good?

Yea Forums is team cock

*AHEM*
BIRD YOU FUCK

Those dumb fucking weebs picking the meme dog who think they are picking a Shiba but its a fucking Corgi

kys

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what the fuck are these token prices for the badge intentional or did the devs enter a wrong value
at this pace, I can hit level 100 steam profile from level 30 in no time, once I'm able to claim my other token from the achievements

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>reddit: the dog
enjoy your hollow victory coward

>grand prix requires you to keep hopping between pages
>each page takes a million years to load

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>only got 4,6k points
how many have you guys gotten?

Cockatiel I like birds
would be cool to be lucky enough to win a game

>it's another "shitty game gimmick smashes the servers and makes the store unusable" episode
ffs just stick to the boring points thing

>make it through wishlist to cart
>try to buy games but it shits itself
>refresh and it changed payment option without noticing it
goddamn you steam
and myself for not paying attention I guess

this wtf who thought this was a good idea

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I'm kinda mad. I deleted my csgo stuff fsr and only got 900 tokens.

>buy cyberpunk for £50
>expand boost
>refund the game
hahahhaha

>join a Yea Forums team
>remember that nobody here plays games
I should have known better.

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They're both leporids, retard. What a pointless post.

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the hares are closing in on us cocks!!!!

i got 23k points just from doing my pathologic 2 achievements, is that normal?

>tfw free points

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do you get tokens by spending money?

man this shit ir broken

It is pretty decent.
Should be comfier but it gets stressful

>You only have capacity to claim 2623 points
Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or throw away the extra 74235
Wait, I thought it gets carried over?

this
I ain't playing games, fuck that

team cock because i love birbs and i love cock

>tfw picked corgi because i tought it was a fox
somone please kill me

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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
KEEP DOING THIS BEFORE THEY PATCH IT
MAYBE THIS IS WHY I GOT SCAMMED INTO BUYING STARBOUND

they're called bunny suits for a reason, bunnies are cute, hares are ugly

repeatable?

How do we get to attack other teams?

it says
>Your account received 2,000 tokens based on your previous spend on Steam.
but on the big picture at the top I've got 0???

based

sounds like you're either team hogs or team deformed dwarf dogs

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CAN YOU CHANGE FUCKING TEAM?!!?!?!?!

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you have a 25% chance to get an attack after using a boost

I can't even redeem anything, says my capacity is full, even though I used one boost already.. wtf this game is poorly explained

As a CorgiCHAD I'm using all my attacks to shit on the cockeks

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you need to spend a lot of money to claim all the points seems retarded

>See everyone in this getting fuck loads of points for doing nothing
>Quickly as I can install PoE on steam
>Hop into a yellow map do it
>Check points
>70

THIS IS NOT FAIR

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Click the top banner on the main store and scroll down. Click Join the Race. Then pick birb

HOW DO I FARM COINS HELP

Thanks

Cockatiel > Hare >> Tortoise >>>>> Corgi > shit > Pig

kys if you disagree

Rabbits are further from Hares than Lions are from Tigers.

furfag

R8

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can i add more "recently played games" to the list so i can get more points?

you get more points for buying shit; that's where most points are coming from right now

Infinitely

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>hat in time
>sekiro

but it says you get 100 capacity a day, and it won't let me select any of my previously earned achievements it is showing because 'your capacity is full'

how do you even see your capacity?
and what the fuck do the points do? because the points are different from the tokens used in the pit stop.

Dude, it's CORGI and THOR XD, I LOVE COMIC MOVIES
GONNA GET IT ON A T-SHIRT FROM MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER'S DESCRIPTION LINK YEAH

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Can you cheat the sodas in?

>that sekiro "sale"
lol

how? I got 250

Yeah.
/admin
/spawnitem soda 999

u mad bro

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I opened some games full of achievements but I'm not getting any points wtf

guess I'm all spent up now

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read the fine print blind-user.
100 per 1$ spent in the store

Can you get more than 1000 tokens per boost?

Reddit NPCs yeah

o boi

>Want to join team bird
>Team Corgi is winning

Shit.

my friend pedro worth £8?

>every team trending around 700
>Corgi on 5000+

What the fuck.

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Who here alpha pig?

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>get games
>don't get extra boost points
>no way to steam support about it
cool

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Tortoise. Sale's shit tho.

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>tfw

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No, it's fun for about 4 minutes

warframe chads with their 80K points

LOAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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so many people are gonna buy starbound, gg valve

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eh, I thought that would be the case

SHITS BROKEN I KEEP GETTING BLACK SCREEN ON STEAM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BOOST TOKENS NOW

You will have an exponentially lower chance of winning shit on team reddit

this event is fucking garbage lmao. at least cards had some fuckin value to them

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I dont quite understand the quests. They are repetible?
I have a "drink 1 soda" from starbound for "10 points each"
If i drink a thousand soda i get 10k points?

>0 tokens
this better be a bug

oh I thought you guys were working the system. Nah I'm good

based pigs

...

Literally team normie.

>They show the current standings before you choose the team
Why do they do this? Moment one team gets ahead everyone will flood to it.

I don't think the Dragon's Trap actually has traps in it.

otherwise good.

So what do team attacks do anyway, used one but didn't seem to do shit.

that close-up

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paru is a fujo so legosi will fuck the deer. you know this to be true.

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you would get diabetes

it only gave me 1 soda
I just bought some from the store

Is there a way to cheat harvest crops in Stardew Valley?
You get 20 points for every crop harvested

how the fuck does this work

how are people redeeming tens of thousands of points without throwing them away? how to increase your point limit?

i hope this sam trick is ok

L O S E R
O
S
E
R

can i buy starbound and just get the quest and do it?

Paru wants to fuck dogs

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it doesn't because i can't even use any of these since my boost meter's capacity is too small
you need to spend money in the store to upgrade the capacity but i wasn't even going to do that this sale, so it'll just increase by 100 points every day

>have loads of points and can get £10 off even though I've done fuck all

Thanks Gabe

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cheat engine probably

Also wondering about this.

Spend money to increase your limit.

only more evidence that legosi won't fuck a woman unless it's paru's self insert

Do you get points for any game or only one ones participating in the sale?

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I found a Cheat mod
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/4
>CJB Cheats Menu
In case anyone else wants it too
Let's you instantly grow your crops
>The button which instantly grows crops adjacent to your character.

The trade off is that first, second, and third all get prizes and only a handful of members get it, if everyone joins the winner, teams 2 and 3 get shit for a higher percentage of people.

thanks for the answer, this shit is making me wanna pirate instead of buying...

>2016 Doom -25% despite being a 3 year old game and having been -50% already
FUCK
OFF

>Have to spend money to increase boost meter capacity
But I'm poor. Does that mean I will only be able to boost 5k a day
I'm sorry Birb bros I failed you

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Does SAM works with those quests, or only with real achievements?

You can't say pigger, that's our word, you can say pigga tho

>maximum action for £4.68
fucking nice

why can't I stack discounts

there's a button to add more savings but when I click it does nothing

yes, see

Wait. So the more money I spend the more I have to play games in order to trigger a boost?

Nothing fucking works. How are you even doing anything on steam right now? I came here expecting everyone shitposting about how broken steam is right now

B & RP

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It only says 1 completed for me

Is Insurgency Sandstorm still a broken pile of unoptimised shit or worth a buy now?

Probably just steam. I was stuck at only 1 completed for probably 10-15 minutes until it updated.

you get POINTS from cheevos
but you use TOKENS to buy shit from pit stop

what the fuck do points do then?

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS GETTING ALL THESE BOOSTS I ONLY GOT 3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pig vehicle is the chaddest.

Team Turtlehermit is for real men

Corgi is for "le randum" redditors

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this

>just slowed down team hare
Pssh... Nothing personnel, kids.

How come I can only redeem points from 2 of my games? Only Mordhau and Total WAr 3changdoms lets me redeem cheevo points, nothing else is showing up

this