Tell me, Yea Forums, what's your sign?
Tell me, Yea Forums, what's your sign?
Aquarius
Virgo because i am a fucking virgin, fuuuuuuck!
Leo, does that explain my ADHD?
Oh, they referenced a shitty comic. Those rascals. Honestly Sega's official shitposting team are what keeps the Sonic brand alive in my heart.
Oh and they got my astrology thing right, Big is spot on me right now. Except maybe frogs, but there might be frogs outside.
>tfw scorpio
They aren't referencing it.
They ordered the signs that way on accident, r-right?
I just realized you meant the sonic comic.
I'm retarded.
what comic does this reference???????
Now I'm curious as to what you saw.
Tails had a love interest named Fiona in the Archie Sonic's disgusting soap opera phase.
Homestuck.
I'm a leo but I'm a fat fuck. I guess I like speed in games though.
>capricorn
>a robot
Checks out
Aquarius
>reconnect with an old friend
But I've never had any friends. The fuck is this gypsy shit?
>libra's a mediocre side-side character
Just like real life
>Scorpio
Holy fuck, I am a robot.
>Taurus
All I want is to be left alone actually
Same.
>Be born Scorpio
>Always when see these shitty things you are a silent or fuck boy villain
>virgo
Does this at least mean I get to put my dick in Tails?
>virgo
What the fuck?
Leo
GOTTA GO FAST
>Cancer
>Big the Cat
Subtle.
>Gemini
Noice
>Cancer
Is this chart calling me a Chao or something
>Sagittarius
I wish I had disposible income
NO I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN BOW
hey its me ur old friend :)
God damn it fuck i hate it bros
>Taurus
>it's completely true
How the fuck did they know bros?
>Omega
Awesome.
>Libra
There's actually a petting zoo where I work.
>tfw Virgo
>tfw the "people who liked Tails/Yoshi meme become gay" thing is true
>tfw my ex-boyfriend was a Gemini
>tfw it didn't work out at all
Damn
>Taurus
It's our turn, bullchads. We're taking this shit over.
>Pisces
>Cancer
>Big the Cat
Huh
Sagittarius WITH disposable income here. You don't want disposable income. I buy shit for the sake of it to the point where I can't control the impulse now. Now, I just masturbate all day.
Amy is best girl.
Let's fucking go
>tho implying the Scorpio madmen won't fuck our shit up along the way
I am:
>Pisces in astral
>Fire Ox B Blood type in China
>INFP-T
What games are for me?
we carry a weight that nobody else will
apparently time to conquer the weak
based
>Gemini
>Shadow
Hell yeah my favorite character
>tfw Scorpio
I am literally a robot. Damn. Guess I should head off to /r9k/ then.
this image is fucking lolz
Sonic Rush/Rush Adventure
>A FUCKING CHAO
>Shadow
i don't know if that's good or bad for me
also
>forcing more Silvaze bs
fuck off
don't give up my virgo bros
I made it, and so will you
Is there anything more suffering than being a pathetic Pisces? Blaze is cool and the best character out of the friends line-up, but it's probably the worst sign.
>Scorpio
>Please calm down
Sounds right.
Also, dear god that Tails one is dark.
>tfw I'm the coolest
Sweet.
>referencing the doomed relationship between Tails and Fiona
Fucking based
>Aries
Dang
you are gay
>Please calm down
>Dang
why clearly we are most powerful OwO and also cutest
I got Eggman. Based
Fuck man. Fate was decided the day I was born.
>treat yourself
and I'm confirming everything on my summer sale cart now
This
>Capricorn
Omega chads WW@?
Also the gayest
>My face when I find out there are some actual brain-dead retards who take this sign shit seriously
This is almost as stupid and moronic as judging a person by their blood-type like the useless Japanese do
>tfw Leo
>Routinely get stopped by cops for going too slow
Gemini- the twins- I always liked games that asked the sign your character was born under for some reason (like ogre battle)
What is this a gif for ants?
WHERE MY ARIESCHADS AT
This
Cancer... I feel like Big is pretty accurate to me actually, minus the frogs/fishing.
Leo, the best sign of course.
>tfw I really do drive fast and have been warned about it before
Thank you for looking out for me sega
Me too
>Gemini
>Scorpio
>Metal Sonic
Couldnt have asked for better
Better than Capricorn at least.
I'M THE COOLEST
Chadquarius / Chinese Dragon / Name Numerology 11 aka the ultimate chad /
Jelly?
>Sagittarius
But I've already done my shopping for the week.
cancer
then u will go shopping again
>Virgo
Fuck you.
>Calm down
I refuse
By old standards Leo.
By new standards I'm cancer - which is much more fitting because I've given up on life and I'll probably kill myself one day.
libra is always the gayest fucking one god damn
I'm afraid of intimacy and i feel creeped out when I'm out in public and creepy guys stare at my chest. I want to get them reduced but then I'd just be casting aside something that makes me unique, even if the doctors call it macromastia.
500 pound hamplanet neckbeard deteced maybe u shouldn't sling so many god damn cheezborgers into your mouth
faggot
Same here.
Uhhh, what?
Leochads unite!
>Faggitarius
Absolutely not acturate
>cancer
every single fucking time i get stuck with the shittiest options and nothing remotely comparable to me. what the fuck
also
>a fucking chao gets one
>knuckles doesn't
who made this shit?
The official Sonic Twitter
>Sagitarius
>absolutely love big fat bat tats attached to a shotstack
B-B-BASED