SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Which one is /ourguy/?

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How the fuck do you even get to be a runner in SGDQ anyway?

>5th
Pathetic

Under pressure!

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Imagine being Murcaz

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COCOSLUTS NOT WELCOME

Good luck!

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Post bandicunny

I've never played Crash Bandicoot games. Are the gba games a good place to start?

Why don't they have the commentator on the couch?

Why isn't Spike on the couch if he's commentating?

BAN SPIKE NOW. BAN HIM. I'M AN IDIOT AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE HIS BIGOTRY

This run is just reminding me how shitty Crash 3 is in comparison to the other games

Send in a run and they might contact you.

I CAN'T SEE SHIT
LOOK AT ALL THAT WASTED SPACE

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my guy cameron winning

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Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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xth for chrono trigger saturday

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Get N Sane Trilogy and CTR Nitrofueled faggot

was he told off?

Yeah most the vehicle levels are really underwhelming and there's so many of them.

imagine posting more rumia

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so is Jhobz one of us?

This why white girls go for my BBC. Stop being cringe, bro. I don't wanna keep taking your women but when they throw themselves at me, its hard not to dominate the pussy from the back.

FUCKING SOON

Please stop posting Coco, it makes me feel weird

l..lewder. I need to fap

MURCAZ ON THE CATCHUP

I fucking love this pic. It comes up occasionally when I'm dicking around with friends and it's always good for a laugh.

HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHA

I disagree, please continue.

Based Tyrone.

>artist won't do full on lewds

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2/10 user

Whoa buddy, it was just a question. No reason to assume I'm a faggot. Anyway, thanks for the recommendations I guess...

Who's the one left of baily jay?

>black cringe doesn't exist
how's the wifi in prison tyrone?

Alright user
It's Tawna time
plus Coco

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>Cameron

Fucking retard

thicc or thiccer, Yea Forums?

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They are very welcome actually.

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where is the lie

Inferior dab

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stop posting anime you fags

How do the ugly ones not see themselves? What drove them to this?

Is Coco bi? She looks very interested...

Formerly Miles

he drew cocos pussy and ass hole a couple times

It's a corruption fetish.

Can you imagine?

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Damn, that dude almost took out the entire event with that dangerous dab.

what happened there, did they pipe Edobean through the headphones?

>Nigger can only talk about his penis
This is why nobody takes niggers seriously.

My name Marcus but its cool

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maybe they aren't doing it to be what you consider attractive? Ever think about that incel?

What makes assaulttrons so sexy?

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Imagine having sex with Rumia

fix your posture Yea Forums

They are videogame characters though.

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Trust no one not even yourself

>proto could be a cute, deer in the headlights looking girl if he tried

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BANNED BANNED BANNED

Extreme mic feedback was pumped out through everything at the same time. It lasted a very long time.

Actual zoomer warlock.

Mate this is a white safe space and you know it. Saying that I am a white man who likes trans women.

spike is unironicly a good announcer

How are you surviving the heat?

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why is abom noskip when she skipped everything by getting surgery

never lmao

whats in his bag

The state of nigcels

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So cute is it your first time on Yea Forums newfag?

Im watching on my laptop and bathing at once

Races are pretty kino

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>runner
These """"people"""" couldn't run 100 yards without collapsing yet are called runners.
Also
>spending your free time to watch trannies.

Holy fuck.

By living in the southern hemisphere

Is the video super fucking laggy for anyone ? Audio is fine for me

what percent is he?

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What run is this from? Would like to see it with audio.

how are you enjoying this run, Yea Forumsros?

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It's a mystery. Unless you like death lasers, then it's fairly obvious.

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Fine on my end

I wish Spike would go away

Give me left bear

Holy shit this makes sense. Thanks for explaining it in degen terms I can understand.

Races are boring and you can't see anything.

you know Ive been sitting in my room and thinking about what the fuck smells so bad
now I realize that my shorts that Ive been wearing for over 2 weeks are soaked in ass and thigh sweat

>maybe they aren't doing it to be what anyone can consider as attractive?
ftfy

Fans don't do anything retard

any% oob

seems boring desu

damn, good form on that dab

i remember crash games being way more fun when i played them as a kid

Bretty good for a race tbqh.

>NEO-GDQ CHAOS DAB ADVISORY WARNING! A MEASURED 19.7 MEGAJOULE OF NEGATIVE BBALL PROTONS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. A CHAOS DAB IS IMMINENT. FIND UNDERGROUND SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A TEST.

im not watching it
hate races

exactly, there is no lie that post was all facts

RIP

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boring

Post erika and I'll say something

DAB DEMON!

The the video lagging behind the audio or something? That happens to me now and then and I just start and stop the stream it's fucking annoying and I know it isnt just me.

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What's the appeal of Coco?

No matter the game, you are always bound to find some fun choking and/or excitement. I tend to just follow the feed with audio.

link for the metroid prime 2 tranny run?

Actually pretty decent.

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Spike is alright though

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he doesn't know.

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>jhobz is jobbing
what a surprise

orange buttcheeks

Are you just pretending to be stupid?

shes loco

check the vod.

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Imagine the smell

My biggest problem with races of games I haven't played is that so many things are happening at once so I can't really appreciate it as well

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I forget but the timestamp is in eastern US time. Some investigating can lead you to the exact moment. Someone might be able to link you to a clip of it though. It's roughly halfway through AGDQ 2019.

That's so fucking hot. Men smell great.

How can fans be real if wind isn't real

vile, sort yourself out

She's a nice and gentle character.

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>anyone else not white but still watching to laugh at these wypipo? did you guys tsee the fatty wearing baggy jeans with them sandals? cant make this shit up

oh no

something

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>want to be a woman
>don't want to be an attractive one, though
lmao sure

I wish Spike would bend over and present himself for my penis (uncut unkempt)

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Dungarees + adorkability is a deadly combination

How much gay sex happens at GDQ?

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Comfy race

Does spikey hair man actually know what they are doing in this run?

>cant answer a simple question
i think maybe you dont know but i asked where the lie was

>Fan
This isn't the 16th century, grandpa

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Now THIS is what I call a pic.

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I moved back to my old room but I am trying not to stay in it all day. I was in the attic it was too hot.

>posting the two best girls
Bold and based.

I LOVE SPIKEMAN

>vile

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Run's alright so far.

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air conditioning because i’m not a yuropoor that shits in a hole in the ground

They surround themselves with enabling yesmen. A lot of trannies are totally estranged from their families for the crimes of questioning their lifestyle. They do the same thing with any friends or acquaintances who don't shamelessly allow them to ruin their lives. Have you ever seen Cosmo's streamchat, for instance? It's nothing but people who tell him he's beautiful and wonderful and shit. That's not a coincidence, he just bans everyone who doesn't do the same.

I only have a giant house AC and JEA jacks the prices up during the summer because they're jews. The fan was cheaper than an AC unit.

Yeah I need to wash my shorts too lol. I wear boxers though bro wtf?

Who's the other commentator that's not spike, he's making my gaping, seeping seriously infected artificial vagina flood with fluids.

cute dog

>cant do simple research or is too dumb to see xirs mistake
sorry I don't spoonfeed retards

Twinsanity speedrun when

Forbidden act.

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No need to sound like a faggot and use the word unironically. Just say he’s a good announcer faggot.

Anyone know how the Kirby runs were? I just woke up.

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all were kino

KAR was okay, Kirby N64 was boring game wise and commentary wise

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in europe we shit on your mom

shit just like the kirby games themselves

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There are nerd orgies look it up. Some guys go gay and are trans because they are desperate for sex.

>still didnt answer a simple question
lol why even quote me in the first place if not to answer my question

I have never got the appeal of Crash. It looks kinda shit to me.

Coco wants a hug!

imagine having this bad of taste

Post boxers

Half a fucking second google search would yield results you are looking for . Just type in sgdq schedule. Not that fucking hard

I wish I knew, user. I missed my favorite Kirby game because those tards can't schedule correctly.

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Ameriburger btfo

if i remember right it was the rayman agdq 2019 run

>tasteful and soulful remake
So what

Imagine being so desperate for sex that you cut your dick off

Fun. Nice trashtalking, and it's anyone's game.

Fucking trannies isn't gay.

Yeah I have watched a video on Cosmo. It’s weird. I’m so interested in the psychology of it.

>Haven't played the game
>Can't tell who's in first except through audio that's hard to hear over them talking
Thanks

What the hell are you talking about?

what's that? post more combos?

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Why fuck a tranny if you could fuck a real girl? I would say 70% of all tranny fuckers are just guys who couldn’t get actual women.

Haven't you seen all the gigga niggers walking around?

Nah they are cheap boxers and I’m a hairy white male I would get shouted out this thread.

>"I-I-I don't usually miss that clip. B-but I changed the way I do I-it so there."

Sure buddy

great fucking taste

i remember having fun playing them in like 2001 but they just look so simplistic and the environments are completely unvaried that I don't really get it anymore either

Getting rid of asylums was a mistake. These people need help.

Rate my team.

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learn to english retard

This is trueit's not worth it.

General pokecombos or just Sabrina+Erika?

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Wait did jhobz die?

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BOMBED OUT VILLAGE OF JHOBZ RIGHT NOW

Thanks, user!

>hairy white male
Shouted at to post them

>it's another race that gets decided 2 mins into the run

>going too fast in a run

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This GDQ is plain boring, what the hell happened?

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There's a little "audio" tag on the username of the person in first place

Who? Yea Forums shitposters?

Take a bottle full of cold water and dump it all on myself outside around midnight and walk for a bit. Makes me able to survive and enjoy the rest of the night.

Also sleep during the day with the roller blinds close to keep the room fresh. Sleep schedule is something like 8/9AM to 5/6PM.

Show moveset as well. Also what gen?

he failed the gateclip

>the american is last place

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races fucking suck

It’s so crazy but the human race is crazy we are entering the peak degen phase of our cycle.

>Boo
Banned.

Im actually looking forward to the pokemon run.

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>booed the devs
what an absolute chad

Gen 4.

every time it gets fucking worse and worse
all hope i have left if for RE2

It was a huge mistake, a lot of people need actual in patient treatment and a level before jail. The reasoning for closing most of them in the 70s/80s was reasonable to a point because of the massive abuses happening to the disabled but they really should have invested in reforming these facilities instead of turning them into ghost hunting reality show sets.

But is it straight though?

Runners have no personality.

Video game developers don't even deserve the gift of life.

The most fun run of the entire event so far resulted in the runner getting banned. They have been encouraging and fostering boring, safe shite more and more as each year goes by.

is it me or are they gathering a lot less money than usual at this event?

Has anyone run BoF3/4 on a marathon before

wow all those pokemon look stupid.
none of the charm the originals had

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no problem

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>304k

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Bro I’m not gonna do that this race is boring af though.

wait for the final day for the mega laundering to kick in

HOW DO I ACCESS THE VODS

Maybe in limit break

The money laundering always kicks into overdrive at the end.

>The most fun run of the entire event so far resulted in the runner getting banned.
Which run was that? Or do you mean the most fun run of any GDQ?

does the staff not get the hint that races are incredibly boring? shit gets decided like 5 minutes in. WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?

That thick english accent just exudes sex.

Do it no balls

The final day is scheduled by bean counters to fully maximize donations from normans.

>Karen
Nice.

>choke
Uh oh

They can't all the funny people get banned or warned.

What happened?

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final day they'll get some more """"anonymous"""" donations

split/second, you should watch it.

What does the C on those boxes stand for?

The Super Metroid ones where 3/4 of the runners die are fun.

Split/Second. It wasn't the most fun run of any GDQ but it had more going on than anything in this boring ass SGDQ. Him actually giving a shout out to Bonesaw's run and then getting banned himself is pure poetry.

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SCANDINAVIA WINS

Cameron is a mad man!

Cunny

THIS GEN ONE IS THE BEST

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Cool because this game is cool.

I'm watching it right now, this guy is hilarious

user, why are you so retarded?

you get shit or blood and puss on your dick and then they report you for a hate crime if you don't cuddle with their bo smelling five-o-clock looking ass.

No joke, LGBT+ accounts for a disproportionate amount of youth homelessness is America.

check__'em_

Checkpoint

Coco

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It is extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile.

Every time. Every fucking time with you dumb motherfuckers.

And people would mistakenly represent this as a lack of rights for these people when the truth is they're being treated exactly like everyone else.

based

Yo real talk, why the FUCK hasnt there been a Kirby Air Ride 2, or even a romhack with more city trail locations?

choke

ANONYMOUS (LAST_YEAR_RECORD+1) DOLLAR DONATION

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He already got banned? for what? confirmed where?

My peepee stinky

Crash, you idiot.

Yea Forums how do I know what my alignment is?

He's not banned. They're pulling your leg. He did get a finger waggling from Uyama.

Met a tranny because I was desperate for sex, ended up bailing out and disgusted with myself.

And a good majority of them are child predators but they don't bring that up unless it's to stick little cross dressing kids in their pride parades and making it seem like it's something to be proud of.

its just a rumor someone posted on reddit about one of the workers saying "never again" after he got off

there's a romhack/dolphin build that enables fullscreen netplay for city trials. looks fun as hell

gdqstat.us
they're 40k behind last event, 50k behind sgdq18

He himself said he's not banned. Just people bullshitting as usual.

he got it

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you got any Claire

C H O K E

Blue: Law
White: Neutral
Red: Chaos

He literally said to the face of his couch commentator/qt Asian fuckbuddy "I'm gonna kill you." as a joke. She immediately laughed at it, but Uyama didn't like it. It's not confirmed he's banned but the guy said that he would be surprised if he wasn't.

Just watched the split/second run. Holy fuck the Twitch chat is filled with absolute fucking pussies. What the fuck is happening

pretending in every thread to be a negroid is lazy bait

That movie was alright. Is Yea Forums one of the most degenerate places on the internet?

Post smelly peepee

This is fucking boring.

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Yunyun isn't boring, though.

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crash is a boring game in general

>JHOBZ

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>Hobz had a chance to catch up
>Chokes
You fucking shitter.

But they don't get to die in a war for Isreal. This is true oppression! LET THEM BACK IN THE MILITARY

We are becoming the ultimate empathisers.

>A rumor on leddit of a literal who saying something vague
Gaming journalism

Not a lot.

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You better not be fucking with me user because thats the best news I've had all month

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Twitch chat is also sub only. Only retards would pay for that shit.

some of us were on drugs in this situation and live with the regret, good on you for a clear mind

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the banter will never stop

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>Is Yea Forums one of the most degenerate places on the internet?
used to be, now they're all a bunch of pussies

races are always boring
one of these years they'll stop putting them up, but then some runner's going to cry that he doesn't get to play at a gdq since someone better than him took the spot

Is this the game where the guy constantly said he was going to kill himself and threatening to murder the entire venture?

Her show got a season 2 so she cant be boring.

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More like Jobz

They're allowed to serve as their biological gender.

DOUBLE CHOKE!

>t. pasty little white dude
>maybe jewish

Mike Uyama is alive? Since when did he start attending events again?

Obese

That was a Crash game but not this version.

Where are all the cringe webms for this year?

>they don't give quiet time for Hobz
that's not fair!

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There are no degenerates on 4channel user.

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i would never fuck with you user

here
youtube.com/watch?v=qmiNAa652zw

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
WHY DO I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE

They've already given up on him, as they should.

i'm not paying money to this but since theres crocodile enemies in this game, nows a good time for a donation with the phrase "crocodile ate" in it, feel free to use that bros! :)

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You've made my day

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Eat rat poison.

>donating to the MSF

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>not dilation done quick

>not breaking Twitch TOS during your run by having your pants destroyed

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Take a shot for every transvestite and obese person you see in the audience, drink a beer for every time the camera cuts to a tranny. Take an entire cup of alcohol when said tranny attempts to make a joke that falls flatter then their rejection in society

Just jerked off to tranny porn

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Just tuned in, any cringe moments yet?

I dont know who is winning

Wait until there's a robot themedgame being run before we destroy our dicks to them

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So he's one of us?

See

>Don't run it on PS4
PC MASTER RACE CONFIRMED!

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at this point it becomes so cryptic that its not even funny anymore

fucking retard

>Take an entire cup of alcohol
rubbing alcohol?

The GBA games are fun, but I'd play the trilogy first.

Take a shot for every transvestite and obese person you see in the audience, drink a beer for every time the camera cuts to a tranny.
Take an entire cup of alcohol when said tranny attempts to make a joke that falls flatter then their rejection in society

Well, /sgdq/?

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just jerked off my mtf girlfriend and it was very pleasant, though my hands and mouth hurt a little

Stick to only fapping to cute 2d
Anything else is a slippery slope

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Only place you'll get people we know browse here is ESA.

K

what?

>this would have been close
>this could have been a tied race
Yeah well it fucking isn't. Talking about what it could have been doesn't make it as entertaining as it could have been.

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Almost could have been a close race. Exciting.

no but I pray to the penis gods

>Jhobz

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BROS

>LOL ONLY 305K THEYLL NEVER MAKE A MILLION
They were at 330k at this point of the week at AGDQ 2019.

>ONLY 125K VIEWERS GDQ IS DEAD LMAO
They had 132k viewers at this point of the week at AGDQ 2019.

This shit happens every single event and I'm so fucking tired of it. Please consider killing yourselves.

What the fuck is Punch Out? some faggot game?

NO, I DON'T WANT THE COCO-POSTING TO STOP. PLEASE DON'T END.

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pretty decent from cameron and murcaz.
now we gotta sit here and wait on hobz slow ass

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i don't have one

people seemed to like Sabrina+Erika
but I like general more
sorry I was taking out the trash

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>being this invested
Jesus fuck seeth your autism elsewhere if you can’t take a joke or two faggot.

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Third place is irrelevant RATE THE RACE

>Please consider killing yourselves.
Please don't offer tranny lifestyle advice.

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btw, who was this etika nigger that was just found dead?

Sdgq and adgq have been trash since they went ‘mainstream’

It’s all just uninspired gay streamer babies now. Remember when almost every run had 3 involved people on the couch and the runners that talked were either very skilled at their game or played something easy to talk thru(Pokémon). Most of the commentary was done by a router or someone who had extestisive knowledge on the game.

This is rarely the case now, most runners are just talking about shit that doesn’t have to do with the run., making stupid ass mistakes, not understanding why something is done in a route vs another strategy, not trying to show off cool strats for a marathon, “first time I’ve seen that”, “1st try” after a trick that “I usually get every time”, most of them don’t even know why they run the routes they run. Get back to when the pioneers of these runs were at GDQ, then it will actually be enjoyable and actually interesting instead of a retarded fuckfest with fake hype.
Seriously the most interesting part is making fun of the idiots in the crowd

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Neck yourself you degenerate.

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Pity Murcaz fucked up earlier it would have been a close race.

no, but I pull the skin out on each side while im peeing and pretend im a dilophosaurus.

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And even then, their site was down for a huge amount of time as well. They're just posting the same shit as always.

That's okay friend

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8/10

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Get out, zoom zoom

Lol

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I'm giving this to you trusting that you have the responsibility to use it without hurting yourself
deviantart.com/kempferzero

you don't know what you're talking about and it's hilarious

Rate that run!

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Is he actually dead?

It's over now, one last Coco for you.

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>emergence girl

nowadays this site is full of puritan pussies honestly
cant see anything they dont like without screeching about the rules

Youtuber/Streamer. He seemed to be genuinely really fucked in the head, actually sad.

>15k
Were the fuck comes that from?

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he jumped off the bridge where his stuff was found
nypd just confirmed it was him

Etika? More like Deadtika.

skipped/10
punch out time

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No, shut the fuck up, I've had enough of your retarded ass shitposting in MY thread, inbread motherfucker thinking he's smart by making a "joke" about the viewercount/moneycount. HAHAHAH HOW FUNNY. How about you do everyone a service and end your pathetic life, fucking faggot.

Why do some of these trannies have a body that looks like a barrel. It's just so oblong and fat.

Don't they care?

Really bro?

>emergence girl

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fuck I love Flannery too
shame there isn't such combo though

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twitter.com/NYPDnews/status/1143558996172967937
looks legit to me

I have a gdq shirt from when i attended and was a fan. When i record myself burningg it should i avoid including anything that would identify me? I don't want these faggots finding me and giving me a hard time irl.

Yes.

F

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yes

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>going for Coco

our guy

laundering (((anonymous))) money

ETIKA IS DEAD

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Wrong thread friendo

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I'm next, wish me luck guys

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If you didn’t see werster say niggers then you don’t know a good dgq

You shouldn't have done that.

This is the only part of GDQ that I actually like, besides making fun of it.

The dreaded triple choke

Seems like the right thread to me, bucko.

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How'd Metroid Prime 2 go last night. I had to sleep.

Philanthropy. Isn’t yeeti a big company? It’s called virtue signalling with money.

>upset by Split/Second
Where's your penis bro

yetee is the shop they sell their shirts from. having them donate their cut makes it look like there's big donations going and and creates hype

Yikes

it was the first time I made her cum
made me feel really proud
and her cum tasted really nice, though there wasn't much and it was watery from the HRT

Runner drew a gun on the venue, they had to evacuate and call the cops.

uh..your run is over, get off the fucking stage already please

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Rate the run!

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Fucking start Punch out already.

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Rip etika

Can someone tell spikevegeta to stop shouting?

sauce

fucking boring race

Took 30 seconds on gdqstat.us/?series=1 to find out I didn't have to ask a retarded question in this thread like countless other people will undoubtedly do with increasing frequency until the final day.

What pisses me off more than the questions are the fucking endless discussions about WHAT FINALLY KILLED GDQ taking over the entire thread.

Feels good that i have no idea who that is (was)

Stop wearing girls clothes you idiot!

Murcaz out.

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I love you all. Dont commit suicide.

dont worry about, just be HOYP

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Dude you are villainous soul.

Solid 8/10. I'm a sucker for runs though

Don't call me bucko sonny

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someone needs to update the tier list, megumin user went to sleep

I guess they don't call it "Crash" for nothing

I would have donated for that.

I know based English Ben posts on Yea Forums but who else does?

3/10
boring game, boring runners, boring race

I can but he might beat me.

DOUBLE CHOKE!

why? I love her

don't call me sonny, funny

>the absolute state of JHobz

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honestly my top list is Sabrina, Flannery, Cynthia, Courtney and Dawn

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I'm retarded, I meant races!

>endless discussions about WHAT FINALLY KILLED GDQ taking over the entire thread
>people keep talking about trannies
Hmmmmm

What if I am really really really depressed though?

Don't call me funny, cunny

Ryedawg and Nozlar do too.

>choke twice
>don't even tell your mum happy birthday
wow what a fag

>speedruns are more important than your own family

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>my parents are getting married

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WASH

Pretty based. I have to stop the Pokegirl(s) posting for a while due to grocery shopping a making dinner.

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>my parents are gonna get married in a week
??????

Don't call me sonny, bro.

werster if youre here, post fucking niggers twice

>my parents are getting married

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Yes

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY THAT DUDES MUM

Remember kids, suicide isn't the answer, it's the question

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>Speedrun call your mom on her birthday
>13 hours over time.

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>see katamari in the schedule
neat
>look up the runner
>turns out to be the ugliest tranny ive ever seen
fuck

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good

q'apla%

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Big OOF lads.

see you around

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17.76%

sounds like an un-divorce scenario, a green card scenario, or some kind of rape incest horror show

Is it really that weird? Marrying isn't necessary.

Races are h*m*sexual/10

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>another one of my favourite games is run by a tranny
FUCK AM I CURSED OR SOMETHING, WILL THE SH3 BE RUN BY ANOTHER TRANNY TOO?

Was he the original CLOWN WORLD poster?

that eagle is cute

Very thought provoking.

can't wait for my favorite runner

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I hope some faggot donates so I can see all those Punch Out incentives done.

>my parents are getting married

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>My mom's husband

Whenever I hear the punchout theme this is all I can think of

mybike.ytmnd.com/

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PROMOTIONS

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Join us in the CTR threads.

AAAAH MEGUMIN user WAKE UP AND UPDATE THE LIST

The same is true for everyone here. And by everyone of course I mean everyone who belongs here.

>Not marrying your own mom

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underrated post

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6/10 race
8/10 cocoposting, needed much more.

>tfw you attend your grandparents marriage ceremony

enjoy your vacation, lad.

>GarbitheGlitcheress
>EnchantressOfNumbers
They always pick the most feminine names

What does the room smell like?

you're welcome

>doesn't know punchy
not a tranny yet

Etika is dead bros, genuinely made me sad

>Numbers
JOHN

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Desperation

What would your tranny name be Yea Forums?

undostresquattros
nobody cares about your eceleb

It's scandinavia, what the fuck to expect?

hopefully your next

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IHaveBoobs69

You'll get over it within a month or so.

Yooo Zallard1 finally an professional.

phil

Fuck off to your sitcky.

Can you be a chad and also a speedrunner? Is such a thing even possible?

i dont really care 2bh

literally who

Alex

PS3GamesPenis

fuck off faggot

lament on kiwifarms, not here, retard

>an professional

CUTE

Krystal

GOOSE STEPPIN'

...

60%

N’slurina. Bottomus

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SpikeVagina

cunny

>get home from work
>5 hour Pokemon run

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eggsacktly

Yeesh

finally some cute and funny

Yeah fucking no one gives a shit about getting married here.

PeeComesOutOfMyCOCKuwu

AGDQ 2019 Sonic run

Ever wear socks for more than three days?

>Her toilet
GOD, I WAS THAT WAS ME

Am I autistic for watching GDQ?

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i will thanks

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ThePainIsReal

Zallard1 deserves some actual hype. He trains for this all year

No, you're watching GDQ because you're autistic.

>2 hours of BASED punch out
>4 hours of CRINGE pokemon
friendly reminder keizaron never finished his last pokemon run

I wear my socks for like a week straight on average. Sometimes when I'm taking them off I can see how wet they feel near the ends.

Nice to see a bunch of normal people and not abominations on the couch.

next year 1/3 will be wearing a dress. Thats speedrunning