Steam Summer Sale 2019

Alot, but I already spent everything I had. So maybe next time.

When does this fat fuck start the sale?

Sekiro
E.Y.E. (im trusting you faggots)
Rocket League
Dying Light

also how many minutes left?

1 HOUR PEOPLE

around 1 hour 5 minutes

Outer worlds

Superhot going on sale for more than 40% off would be swell.

>GMT
based

EYE is true gold, especially with some slightly drunk friends. Get the 4-pack and gift the extra copies.

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thank you friend

I recently pirated and finished it. I got tired of waiting for a good sale.

Another hour but then yet another hour after that before it's usable.

Idiot fucking kikes

>friends
This should never be part of a recommendation. I don't have friends

Sims 3 and WH1 dlc. Would like a good discount for Skylines and Rimworld too

I've been kinda wanting that but it never goes on sale.

Puyo Puyo Tetris

need suggestions

a hat in time

>sale
hahaha wtf?

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>E.Y.E
Don't trust them, it's a shitty game with awful translation. If you really want to play it, just pirate it.

Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
Factorio
BeamNG
Kenshi

I'd like at least one of them to be half off.

Parsec works for emulators and shit too, to let you know.
Though I'm not sure if it's useful for Dolphin given that it already has servers.

whenisthenextsteamsale.com/
30 MINTUES DUDESSS

you have us user

>it's nothing

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My wishlist
>Return of the Obra Dinn
>Crash N. Sane Trilogy
>Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass
>Heartbeat
>Hylics
>Sekiro
>Levelhead
>Quern
>Stormworks
>RE2
>Hat in Time DLC
>She Remembered Caterpillars
>Amid Evil

Monster Hunter World.

nonary will probably be 40% off
factorio wont be discounted at all
kenshi probably wont be lower than 20%
no idea about beamng

Thoughts on Tales of Berseria?

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32 MINUTES AAAAH

uwu

Rimworld is literally never going on sale, ever. Maybe if the dev sells the franchise, but as long as the original guy has control he's staunchly said there will never be a sale.

on pc? why? updates come out later compared to the console versions and the performance difference is not worth it. also the playerbase is smaller

>Crash N. Sane Trilogy
>Sekiro
>RE2
the only ones that matter.
why do y'all have interest in random ass junk?

Because there are good games that aren't also AAA games. Branch out user.

no

Good writing
Bad gameplay

Had my eye on Heaven's Vault ever since GMTK mentioned it, so that's my main objective. Anything below $15 would be great.
I'd LOVE to see Stellaris and all its DLC go on sale for a reasonable price, but I'm not too hopeful. I don't really want to get that game without all the content.
Lesser hopes include Into the Breach and Exapunks

I like to have games on PC. I don't even know where my PS3 is anymore, and the PS4 is entering the end of its life cycle. But I will still have a PC in 10 years, as long as civilization hasn't crumbled completely.

Also, I really hate to play games without SSD. The loadtimes kill me whenever I play on console. Also, I've heard MHW runs like dogshit even on PS4 pro.

It hasn't happened yet lol.
Give it 40 minutes.

wouldn't mind checking out Remothered since I'm in the mood for some clunky horror shit and I love Clock Tower.

Friendly reminder: if you're a Soulsborne fan, don't bother with any of the non-From Soulsborne clones available on Steam; you aren't going to like any of them.
Some people will try to shill Ni-oh;.that one is easily the worst of the clones so don't listen to them

you just know it will be the same discounts

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>total war fall of the samurai
>all max payne games
>dark souls remastered
>dusk
I'll probably won't have enough dosh to buy them

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I want a sale on Lobo corp so I can convince my friends to get it.

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My wishlist is half literally who games and half unreleased games.

I'm sorry that you feel that way, but there are games that cater to both of our tastes.

Yeah we were planning on trying some dolphin/p64 games with it later. Trying netplay has always been a nightmare with desync and ping, but so far parsec has been great with its connection so it will probably get rid of all that fuss.

thoughts on elite dangerous? i just need a good unwind/podcast game to play after work

Nioh isn't that bad, but it's extremely disappointing since it's so close to being good.
First few levels are fun, if you can get it for $10 or less then it's worth it just for those.

>playing with console loadtime, graphics and fps
>while even paying more money for it

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Honestly might just preorder Cyberpunk 2077 if they give it a bit of a discount, don't really see anything I haven't already bought/want to play

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when does it start?

I always buy so many games in sales, my backlog is ridiculous. I barely even touch most of them. Some I play for an hour and never get back to, with the promise that one day I'll play it. Unless there's some really good savings on more recent games, I might not bother and just spend my money on new guitar strings or something. At least I'll actually use them.

Enter the Gungeon
Binding of Isaac
maybe Steam Controller

Corpse Party
Darkest Dungeon
Darkwood
Dirt 4
Trails of Cold Steel
Tokyo Xanadu
Tokyo Dark
Yakuza Kiwami
Touhou Luna Nights
Atelier Rorona

Which ones are worth it?

>performance difference is not worth it
>stuttery 50fps < 144 fps
>Not worth it
nigga u stupid

>Everyone ITT wants sóy games

Every single one of you is cringe and has shit tastes.

Only buy what you going to play.

30 minutes but 1 hour minimum until every sale is correctly displayed

Just wait a few hours before buying anything

never thought of it that way Tbh

What game do you want then user?

based

If it is on Steam, onions games turn into non-onions games. This is how good Steam is.

I'm waiting for one of those Steam roll threads bc poor as fuck.

Dark souls 2

You get literally nothing out of it compared to buying it right after release.

>FF12
>DW8:XL

I don't know, I have really everything I want on Steam. I've played these two games before but I just want them on Steam for convenience. Wish there was more to be excited for. I wouldn't mind picking up Fallout 76 if it was actually available on steam for under $15

IT HAS STARTED

Yeah hes just using hes money without having the product
Truly the most retarded thing to do

Are you fucking with me?

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Fall of the samurai should be less than $5

>can't find anything to be excited for
>wants fallout 76
the problem is you, not the available games.

FCUK YES

dasdasdasd

Why do I need to pirate when I can get game cheap and easy on a nice platform?

SALE IS LIVE!!!

YOU WILL HAVE TO RESTART STEAM TO SEE IT

i just want dusk

Every time a steam sale happens I see games I want but then see they're loaded down with "terrible port" or "doesn't even start up, why is steam selling a broken game" or "have to do manual fixes to get the game to work/audio to work/etc"

bullshit it loads the store page everytime you click on it.

Gonna finally buy this. Looks like the epitome of comfy Euro jank. Cuphead and Pathfinder: Kingmaker DLC, too.

>Rocketleague
its normally on sale might as well buy it before you can't anymore

OMG -45% ON RIMWORLD

>poorfag uses the onions meme

pottery

Stop being a weebshitter then.

what

Same

>$5 off coupon
>same bullshit point system as lunar new year sale

the world is being taken over by chinks and their points system

what the fuck did it start yet?

sale in 25 minutes aka sale in an hour and 25 minutes because you won't be able to navigate it until then

Yeah t's on. I must say I am not impressed with these sales.
Once again a shitty sale, thanks gaben!

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>before you can't anymore
I don't know anything about Rocket League, is something happening to it?

Should I buy the steam controller?

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>we'll never ever have flash sales again

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Fucking niggers.

Highly doubt it will drop that much in price wether I get it now or a month after it comes out

Gonna get some Tomb Raider games, the Arkham collection, the two Resident Evil remakes (not 2), Some older games too.

Wondering if I should get the original TR 2 and 6 because idk they work on modern systems.

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hahaha made you restart your steam i hope it was of less comfort than keeping your steam running

tf are you talking about? 60% of my wishlist is -70% or better. Even sekiro has a sale, albeit a small one, but still

>factorio
good luck bro

I'm looking for Vampire The Mascarade Bloodlines, I gotta get to play it finally

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it didn’t even start yet retard

Darkest Dungeon
Darkwood
FF12:ZA because at least it's better than all the shit JRPGs you've listed
Yakuza is fine too

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No, get Steam Link if you dont already have it and use a better controller

>prey
>no mans sky(want it for upcoming vr update)
>buncha vr shit

unironically the best controller ever made, only get it if you are willing to personalize the layout for pretty much every game - it's not so much a plug in and play controller like Xbone.

>What games are you waiting for to go on sale, user?
The Witcher
The Witcher 2
Grand Theft Auto V
PUBG
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
Dark Souls
Darkest Dungeon
Kingdom Come: Deliverance

I build a new PC last month and need to get some games to play.

I already have CS:GO, Siege, Battlefield V, Skyrim, Fallout 4 and the Witcher 3.

BASED HOLY SHIT 99% OFF BLOODBORNE

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GTAV is not worth it unless its cheap af.

Moving to Epic Game Stole.

GTA V is worth it free

what's some indie shit to look out for?

Only played one real time with pause game and didn't really like the gameplay at all.
Still really want to try Kingmaker, how much do you guys think I should be willing to spend?

o

HOLY SHIT SMASH BROS KANJO DLC 50%

Of my measly piss wishlist, which should I actually bother with if they go on a good enough sale?
>hat in time
>celeste
>n.sane trilogy
>yakuza kiwami

Unironically nothing. And the only thing on the horizon that I’m excited for is planet zoo. And the Anno 1800 dlc I guess.

Maybe if Jurassic world gets dirt cheap, like 80 percent off, I might grab it. Change my mind. What should I be excited for?

15 more minutes then another hour before the servers stabalize.

N

I have one and never used it much. An xbox controller is better for any game designed for a controller and a mouse and keyboard is better for games made for that control scheme. I don't know if the steam controller was intended to replace a mouse and keyboard or a controller but it doesn't do a good job of replacing anything. Waste of money.

>another hour
More like another 4 hours. It's been getting progressively worse.

They said that about capcom and operation raccoon city too, but it suddenly started going on sale a while ago.

Sadly, nothing. I invested all of my money into crypto and if I got more money I'd still throw it into crypto because the info I have is promising. I stopped playing videogames anyway because most new shit is trash.

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If I have a copy through steam will I still be able to play online or will I be SOL?

the ones you want to play before winter sale

All those are good games

Sleeping Dogs is well worth the 5 bucks or whatever it usually goes on sale for. Jurassic world is hot garbage btw, pretty graphics and no substance.

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you should wait for the second episode. It will be better because better graphics, and more modern. The first one is a bit outdated culturally

Sleeping Dogs is 1.99 right now

N. Sane Trilogy is pretty good

Epic bought the studio so by the end of the year its not going to be sold on steam anymore

Yeah. Fuck valve and fuck apologists that say “it’s because of refunds that sales aren’t fun any more!”

I'm hoping to pick up killer7, is the port any good?

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Ya it's started. Not joking now

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Imagine pouring everything you own into some fake digital currency that can literally vanish

might get watch_dogs 2 if it's around $9

Worked fine for me and my PC's crap. No achievements or anything though if you care about that sort of thing.

Honestly, I have no idea, user.

>Imagine pouring everything you own into some fake digital currency that can literally vanish
like having a bank account?

Yeah that’s what I keep hearing about jw. I’m really hoping they fucked it up because of the license and consoles and planet zoo is back in the right direction.

ITS LIVE GUYS

GO GO GO

GODDAMMIT GABEN WHERE IS IT

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>he doesn't know
Worst case scenario I get back the equal amount I invested. I literally cannot lose

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insurgency sandstorm
It's on sale now but I want to by it when it's summer sale to get the perks or what ever

Which Disgaea game is the best to get? I am new to the series and want to play one.

why you always lyin

>I invested all of my money into crypto and if I got more money I'd still throw it into crypt
I guess vidya would be a little too mentally demanding. Best you stick to playing investor

7 minutes?

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>what is FDIC

Half Live 3 is getting released at 39.99 today only. 59.99 tomorrow.

You didn't hear this from me.

Probably the most s o y game I have ever played, better game than 1 though.

>we live in an age when achievements are a factor in buying shit
Shan't continue living.

No, it's not

I'm this way for sk reflexions, it's not going on sale but I just want my steam good boy points

You do know 92% of the money in the world is digital, right?

5 is the best mechanically, but 1 + 2 both have better stories but the mechanics are more dated

5 minutes till nothing

5 minutes until connection errors!

Is your bank account not insured by the fdic?

It was on a free weekend a day ago. I love Insurgency but Sandstorm runs like ass and is literally unplayable for me. Maybe i need a new rig but many have a similar problem with Sandstrom. Beware buyer remorse

The latest one, 5 don't get any of the other ones. There are recurring characters that show up in all of them but it doesn't matter because they're not in any sort of order but 5 has a tonne of improvements over the old ones.

>>we live in an age when achievements are a factor in buying shit

They have been since the 360 came out. Remember those cheapo anime games that people bought because you could get 1000 gamerscore in 30 minutes.

aight gonna wank, see ya in 3h ours

>Crash
>Prey, maybe
>XIV if I'm feeling masochistic
>Nioh

IT'S

Yeah you can still connect to all services they have to offer only thing you cant do is buy the game on steam

K thanks. Hope it will have a good discount.

This fucked the sales so much. I get that they wanted to stream line it for the impatient retards, but it also took out half the fun of it.
I don't even understand why people around here keeps counting the minutes, you could just come back next week and the prices would still be the exact same.

KENSHI

wtf bro you're missing the sale

IT IS THE SAME SHIT AS THE LUNAR SALE, BUYING SHIT GIVES YOU POINTS THAT YOU CAN USE FOR EMOTES AND OTHER SHIT. YOU CAN SPEND MONEY TO GET $5 GABEN COUPON

SALE IS SHIT EPIC WINS

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You might want to go to a doctor for that

it's around 11 on GMG if it doesn't go lower on Steam

FUCKING NOTHING

IT'S LIVE
HALF LIFE 3 HOLY SHIT

Doesn’t epic not have sales at all?

ITS LIOV E IKOFJEDHWKOL:GERWKOHJ:GKLEHJQKGJEKL"Jjk

Yeah man all the games are gonna sell out.

Should I blow a few hundred on video games I'll never play or buy an SKS and a crate of chinese surplus ammo

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>It was on a free weekend a day ago
I know, I played it
>I love Insurgency but Sandstorm runs like ass and is literally unplayable for me.
It's ran like shit for me until someone on steam forum show a fix

the devs are stupid and the game engine is problematic but did you tried the fix?
I'll search and post it

based

Ace Combat 7 is probably not gonna move but I hope so. Maybe Fallout 4 GOTY because I’ve only played it on PS4 once without mods or DLC.

JUST GIVE ME SOME SHIT GAMES

lol holy shit
thats some epic shit dude

IT'S IN

epic gave 10 dollars off anything gabe is a jew

AC odyssey for €60
DMC5 for €60

Based GABEN

Lol it's the new store.

That game looks pretty comfy. fucking Uplay keeps me from buying it though

I'M GROWING STRONGER YOU LITTLE SLIME, NOW WATCH ME GROW AAAHHHHHHHHH

HITMAN 80% OFF

wtf i love racing

OH BOY OH BOY LORD GABEN PRAISE BE!

Its up, not joking

OH SHIT OH FUCK BASED BASED UNDERTALE AND FNAF CROSS OVER RACING IS 80% OFF BSED BASED BAED

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store.steampowered.com/grandprix

Here:
i posted this in another thread so gonna paste it again just incase might work:

if you're experiencing the exact same horrid performance still even after all the optimization updates, make sure to delete your config file (specifically the "GameUserSettings" file) in C:\Users\USER\AppData\Local\Insurgency\Saved/Config\WindowsClient, make sure you close your game before doing this of course

For some reason even after optimization updates the game will run the same like it hasn't updated (something with the UE4 engine), so deleting it may help give you the performance boost the updates have given (I can say the game runs way better since then) and hopefully your game won't feel like a slideshow with 10 FPS when rotating your view

youtube.com/watch?v=zh4_jXv1OQI

>tfw Steam will be inaccessible for the next hours
I will just visit the store later.

grand prix summer sale, huh

neat

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in before "WHY AREN'T THE PRICES UPDATED YET REEEEEEEEEE"

AHEM
*publishers remove games*

NOTHING ON MY WISHLIST IS DISCOUNTED BROS
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Featured: Devil May Cry V
>not actually on sale
What?

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Oh shit... Here we a go!

Holy shit the new store is fucking terrible

Store crashed bros

Will Kiwami 2 go on sale?

what a deal

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based gaben dabbing on dem poorfag

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Appreciate that man i tried some things but i couldn't get it to work. online i got like 5fps. But i really do want to play insurgency 2

aaaaaaand it's down

lmao already ded

IT'S HAPPENING

>CONNECTION ERROR OHNONONONO

I always laugh at the bugs at the start of the sale

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Annnnd it's off.

Steam dying in 3.. 2..1..

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WHERE IS THE CARDS? WHERE IS THE QUEUE.

I WANT TO SELL IT IN THE COMMUNITY MARKET

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>wondering why I can't go to the store all of a sudden
>see this thread
Fuck off you fat neets you don't even buy games stop flooding the server to do your autistic event bing bing wahoo racing thing.

fuck off faggot

bad gateway my ass
FUCK OFF GABRIEL

NO..NO GABEN I'M BROKE AND I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE GAMES! I-I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE ALL ON SALE FOR RIDICULOUS PRICES..N-NO I DON'T..AK;AKDFAH!! N-NO RELEASE HALF-LIFE...WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLP!!!

IT'S

It may take up to 12 hours for Steam to show the correct discounts and prices.

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!

is bad gateway a good game

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it's almost a tradition by now

BROS STEAM IS FUCKINMG DEAD

I don't care that much, I like older games and sseth pushed the last straw

is the steam store down? I'm getting 502 Nigger Gateway.

pack it up it's over

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there are no cards this time

WTF EVERYTHING IS FREE

I LITERALLY ADDED 60 GAMES TO MY CART

Literally fucking nothing to do. Not even cards.
Fuck Valve, do they really not care that the chinese are buttfucking them?

Maybe they should be expecting this server overload in the current year

ITS NOT WORKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fucking nothing

>502 Bad Gateway

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BASED STEAM

Aww yeah black screen. Ids habbenig

JUST GOT XPLANE 11 FOR FREE LMAO

GABENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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lmao holy shit it is, time to get in some preorders

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL THIS IS INSANE

...wtf bros... looks like Tim Sweeney won after all...

>just refreshing to make it harder for people to get in

MY ACCOUNT IS GONE

>nginx

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NOOOOOO STEAMBROS

HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE

I GET A BAD GATEWAY

HOW DO I FIND A GOOD GATEWAY?

>FAGS WITH SHIT INTERNET CAN'T CONNECT
KEK AT YOU LITERAL KEKS, PRICING IS BUGGED AND IM ADDING DOZENS OF GAMES TO MY CART FOR FREE

BTFO

!!!!!!!!! I WANNA BUY GAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT'S UP PRESS F5

50% OFF CYBERPUNK PRE-ORDER

FFFFUUUCCCCCKKKKK I HAD MY CART READY THEN I CLICKED ON MY WISHLIST NOW I CANT GO BACK TO MY CART!!

Waiting on Witcher 3

OK GUYS BANWAVE JUST HAPPENED

DONT LOG INTO STEAM! !!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I KEEP REFRESHING AND GOD DOESN'T ANSWER

NOOOOOOO

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

>thinking you're going to get to keep these games
You retards are just making this take longer to fix, fuuuuuucking retards.

store.steampowered.com/grandprix
store.steampowered.com/grandprix
store.steampowered.com/grandprix

NEW EVENT
WE TEAM COCKATIEL

THEY REALLY ARE GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT DAMN I GOT DMC V WHAT ARE YORU PICK UPS BOYS

i want free games toooooooooooooo

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HOLY KEKE I GOT THE WHOLE TRAIN SIM COLLECTION FOR FREE

502?

Is that the discount or something?

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grass

LET ME IN

Holy fuck the entire site is down

price mistake 98% off get it while you can

STOP MAKING WAVES

weak bait, stop samefagging.

NO NO NO NO LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

nice

i got fallout new vegas pretty sweet

C'mon Valve, you'd think they'd have things prepared after all these years.

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EPIC WON

OH SHIT ANONS RESTART YOUR STEAM IT WORKS

no thats the sale

Knew I should have switched to EPIC in the EPIC Games Summer Sale.

Fucking Steam shills
fuck off

this is exactly what i see, tf

>Resident Evil 1 and 7

>wtf? Why aren't these

KEKEKEKEKEKEK I JUST GOT RED DEAD 2 FOR FREE!?!?!?!?!

DMC V for free. And you?

that's why we got 502 bad gateway

This thread is going so fast no one is going to notice that it is my birthday today. Not even my parents congratulated me -,-

What was the point of waiting when the entire site shits itself and i can't use it anyway

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Damn they're already on the five hundred and second entry in the Bad Gateway franchise?

guys I just got an Index through the my inventory wtf?

guys i got every game ever for free its bugged, i just added steam to my game and got accsess to gabens account

Every year its the same thing. They absolutely refuse to have decent servers.

fuck I just wanted to buy the one game that would get a shitty 30% discount, instead I get an entire afternoon of refreshing.

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>not dragon quest deal

fuck off

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NONONONONONONONONONO LET ME IN

is nginx worth it?

>very best drivers get free game
OH SHIT

Guys my thing doesn't work, what should I do?

>etika confirmed dead on the same day as the sale

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nice pasta

For sexy mods of course, duh

The only thing certain in life is that the opening of every Steam sale will be a complete shitshow.

thats your secret coupon code

YOU FUCKING LIE

GUYS A STEAM SUMMER SALE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!

Eat cum, tripfag

Yeah since they'd never get enough traffic to crash their shitty Chinese servers

HMMM, I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER

WOW WHAT A DEAL

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Happy birthday user

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Didn't know it used nginx. More of an Apache guy myself.

Happy birthday fag

Happy Birthday user!

>sale hasn't started yet
what's the fucking hold up?

So you can watch kung pow with Yea Forums while waiting for it to work

Let me in you dickheads I accidentally loaded a savestate in zero escape and erased all my progress i just want to play the PC version

Wasn't it 50% off just recent?

Have a nice day user

He was sacrificed

fuck off eceleb tard

IT'S
UP

Pro Tip: This happens every sale, calm down faggots.

happy birthday you absolute fucking faggot, call an old friend or two and have a lemonade somewhere

it's on

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Make sure to get Bad Gateway edition, worth spending an extra $5.02.

>7 minutes later
>Still doesn't work

BASED GABEN

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I just restarted my computer and it works fine for me. Sekiro's 20% off

Happy birthday user.

It's also my birthday as well believe it or not

Where are my cards for crafting badges?

>steam summer sale starts on the same day etika is confirmed dead, also on the 10 year anniversary of michael jackson's death

I like how the servers start to shit themselves everytime there's some sale type thing going on.

WHAT TEAM DO I JOIN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Nuts, I will add you.

At least were not getting logged into strangers accounts this time.

C O C K A T I E L

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>servers are shitting themselves as usual
Guess I'll play some SotN in the meantime

it actually worked for me

I'M MAKING AN EPIC ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW GABE

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HOLY SHIT 502% OFF!!

SALE IS CANCELLED

where are my -75%? REEEEEEEEEE

I'M INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Happy birthday friend

This thread is gonna hit bump limit before even one person buys a game

COCK

it's back up

TEAM COCK

>on a nice platform
on an ugly drm you mean

/v decide a team to join

Good job for not dying. Are you going to buy yourself a game for your birthday?

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TEAM PIG desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The store page is nothing but black.

rip, the text is so slow

CORGI OR COCKATIEL? FUCK I CAN'T DECIDE

WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I ACESS IT

NONONONONO STEAMBROS WTF
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>enter the gungeon
>buying something that was given away from free literally two weeks ago

Why?

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>not maining corgi

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here are your featured sales bro

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ITS UP

gabe here, i spilled diet coke on the servers again
my b

habbi birthday user :)

Soul Calibur 67% off

how the fuck

>Sale starts
>Steam fucking dies
Like clockwork.

Steam as been BLACKED

> no good RPGs

Failure

GABE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU FAT RETARD

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cock

corgi is reddit

502 BAD GATEWAY GENERAL

COCKATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL GAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGGGG

gg

Corgi is reddit

Team Cream obviously

WHO WE JOINING

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every fucking time

DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND BROS

>Team Hare
>Not team Bunny

I'm angery!

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LET ME IN

What game should I get?

>not joining team bird
oh my god you dumbasses

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TEAM COCKATIEL BITCHES

FUCK YOU WHERE IS MY WEBPAGE

How is people getting free shit?

It's not going to work for a while and even when it works your payments won't go through and even when your payments go through you're gonna be downloading your games at a whopping 100 kb/s for the rest of the night.

I think it's the Epic store

>He doesn't main COCK

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the featured games are always shitty

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PIG

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hare because thats my chinese zodiac

haha u said cock

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EPIC LITERALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE AND GAVE ME 2 CUNNIES FOR FREE AS LONG AS I HAVE A EPIC ACCOUNT, FUCK GABEN ALL HAIL THE CCP

corgiredditmind

>sjw shit
>indie shit
>early access survival shit

NO REDEMPTION FOR YOU GABE

REDDIT IS JOINING TEAM PIG
I REPEAT
REDDIT IS JOINING TEAM PIG

JOIN TEAM COCKATIEL

I can't see shit captain

Who would want to be on team pig? oh right the chinks.

Team cock, noone can beat us.

Yea ForumsCK/ TEAM RULES!

so fucking slow, every fucking time

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Woo

Epic store haxxing gaben store now only epic game store exist

10 MINUTES AND STILL NOT WOKRING
STEAM IS OVER
IT'S DONE

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GUYS I JUST BOUGHT SOMETHING 200% OFF AND VALVE ALSO GAVE ME MONEY

>imagine picking cockatiel

best tales game
great jrpg
great game

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cock if Yea Forums
corgi if reddit
pig if tumblr

LET ME IN

We're pigs of course.

S TIER
TORTOISE

A TIER
PIG
COCKATIEL

LOW TIER
HARE

LE REDDIT TIER
CORGI

Tortoise bro ww@

not updated lol

everyone keep reloading the page until it shows the content

C O C K

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same but on release day

No Horse, so I guess bird boys.

guys, steam is down rn, that means it must have started right?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I'M PRESSING REFRESH AND NOTHING HAPPENS

nice store steamfags
EPIC wins once again

>believing anything posted here
how new are you?

PROVIDE PROOF OF GAMES BEING FREE

am corgi because i have one chromosome too many

Which team has the highest chance of winning?

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PIG ASSAULT

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Yea Forums is team birb right?

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We got cocky ;_;

>Actual good sales

WTF

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All this niggers not joining PIG the cleverest and most Equal of all the animals.

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That's it, Sweeny is officially /myguy/ and I'm transferring residency to China which will all be finished before Steam comes back online.

OFFICIAL POWER RANKING TIERS

1. TORTOISE
2. PIG
3.LITERAL SHIT
4. EVERYTHING ELSE

maybe if we all mash f5 at the same time it will fix itself.

Why can't I load steam. help.

Sekiro, was thinking about Mk11 but it looks dogshit i'll just stick to tekken.

Is Lobotomy Corp fun? Or is it just memes

You guys told me steam was dying and epic was taking over, then why can't I get on the store?

Why do these faggots never prepare before-hand for this. Its been crashing on launch for the past decade. Only difference is back in like 2013 steam wouldnt even load profiles or community pages

Is the site crashing for anyone?

Entire steam library for $2000? This is a fucking steal, holy shit, valve did it

>Up to 0% off
Amazing

Pige reporting in

can't hurt to try

happy birthday

FUCKING STORE WONT LOAD REEEEEEEEE

Bros, what is this feel...

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>EGS has never gone down from too much traffic
>probably never will

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whichever reddit picks

COCK MASTER RACE

team cock whenever the site stops shitting itself

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only you, user

STICKY WHEN?

no

Is this your first Steam Sale?

Hey bros besides H3VR and Blade and Sorcery what VR games are worth checking out? I am getting an Index this week

how are you fags seeing your teams, I'm getting 502

same

while inferior animals fight an eternal war over inches of a dying earth, the intelligent and heterosexual cockatiel claims the entire sky as its domain. it is freedom, it is grace, it is a bird and you will join it or you will perish.

WHY WONT IT LOAD

literally no one gives a fuck about epic store except soiboi hipsters who always need to try something ''new''

OH SHIT ANONS

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Fun with memes, both worlds

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>Even checking it during the first hour.

I'm watching TV until 2.

S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y

it's never been this bad holy shit

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It's pretty fun. Good bit of trial and error, though.

HOLY

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GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY BROS

wtf it’s real

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You require traffic for that to happen

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>see ONE THING
>the same sale that they started ahead of the sale
bleh

Talos Principle VR if you haven't already played the game before flat.

>gabe's face when

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>uninitialized prices
BROS EVERYTHING IS FREE FOR ME

youtube.com/watch?v=utDhNcdd9D0

>Still just -15% after 2 fucking years
Holy moly, these kikes. I bet it's going to stay the same even after they release the DLC.

>etika confirmed dead
Was that an online game?

jesus christ, gabe, its been almost 20 minutes

THERE ARE CARS ROLLING ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

>event where you actually play games instead of just launching them
finally

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MAKING AN ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW GABE, FAT FUCK

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Soul Calibur 6, that's literally it.

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Point me to it. My wishlist is fucking empty.

>NEW SALE INTERFACE
UH OH

Exactly. They're empty Olympics-tier

Lmao store is back to normal front page, sale is cancelled

Pavlov is probably going to be dirt cheap during the sale

what the fuck

>being this new
kek

>Meanwhile at Valve's HQ...
Post Them!

wait nevermind it crashed again

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>Steam games normally overpriced so markdowns seem larger
>markdowns aren't even large, still overpriced
lmao

kill me

>Smash nigger kills himself
Nothing of value was lost x2

>BAD GATEWAY
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>event where the busy work will require you to actually download games instead of using idler

These are NEVER fun

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

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new thread?

WHAT TEAM
WHAT TEAM
WHAT TEAM

WHAT TEAM MOTHERFUCKERS?

DMC5 34 buckaroos

Alright got it.

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>page actually loads
>no sale
you got scammed

crash and catherine. VC4 if it goes on sale and VC1 if its 5 bucks or less

Beat Saber
Synth Rider
Thumper
Dirt Rally
Lone Echo

GUYS?

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>playing games
well fuck

store.steampowered.com/pitstop

TOKEN SHOP

wait, did gaben steal this event idea from Yea Forums?
Isn't this the same thing as the "chocolate" event we had last year?

okay I don't remember it being this bad and I've been on the train since the treasure hunt

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I just wanted to buy the Hitman 2 DLC and now I have to contend with you faggots overloading the servers.

Thanks Yea Forums and IOI for releasing on the worst day possible.

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Same
Hopefully 33%

I'M A PIG A FUCKING PIIIIIIG WORTHLESS FOUL FUCKING PIG I DISGUST EVERYONE AROUND ME AND I RUIN EVERYTHING SHOOT ME EXTERMINATE ME UNWANTED FILTHY FUCKING CREATURE

That's what I'm wondering too. Are early access games allowed to go on sale? I don't remember despite buying games on Steam forever.

I want Superhot.

>Featured
>can't see them images broken
>click middle
>DMC5 in address bar
nice

what do you get from doing the quests?

PICK TEAM CORGI!!

TEAM BUNNY REPORTING

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>He didn't buy the Golden Boy Edition

I laffed

IS KENSHI ON SALE BROS? STILL BAD GETWAY HIER

Steam Summer Sale 2019
CANNON BALLERS

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UP

restart steam

TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > CORGI > PIG > HARE
TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > CORGI > PIG > HARE
TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > CORGI > PIG > HARE
TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > CORGI > PIG > HARE
TORTOISE > COCKATIEL > CORGI > PIG > HARE

>Not using SAM to start games instead of downloading
You got lots of learn user

It's this bad EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SALE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR. Or worse.

>I'M A PIG A FUCKING PIIIIIIG WORTHLESS FOUL FUCKING PIG OINK
Just like in my doujins.

I used idle master and it worked fine for all the other ones.

What is SAM though?

points for your team, which you can use nitro to help go faster or attack other teams to slow them down.

meanwhile

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master of the sky > filthy land mammals

I'm waiting faggot

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>epic store games
>don't exist

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hi jeff

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PIGS > NOT PIGS

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it's over lads...

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vc1 is worth full price, 4's translation is sjw hilarity