Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

I want to be a loli

tell me about ape escape boys

youtube.com/watch?v=yxxyfPfX44U
SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU SARU

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Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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C

Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.

making foodies
getting comfies

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A, comfy

I'll tell you the only thing you'll need to know:
It's dead Jim.

Pretty relatable.

Transgender isn't a real thing. It's not like you're a different species or something.

Good thing it's not ironic then

someone please bully me

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Anyone know if the re2 run later tonight is the OG or the remake?

Its literally the only thing to look forward to, since SH3 got fucking robbed

How was MP Echoes?
Anything I missed between MP1 and Crystal Shards of significance?

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Nice shoes

C

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please let me fuck you

NO

Low B. But still a B.

Charlie!

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Not bad, not great. Not really annoying or super interesting or anything.

Why was MP2 so bad?

B Tier
Nice & wholesome. Nothing too surprising but good performance.

B/10, cute Kirby, with some neat tricks and 1 cycles

Man am I glad that they didn't bring that shitty song over when they localized ape escape.

Based dance autist

zankyu

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No racism will be tolerated during the next run

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4/5

Reminder that this user
>is an avatarfag
>is autistic
>is wasting his and everyone else's time by posting

I'm tired, my mistake user

did anyone clip all the bad moments from the prime 2 run

This I'm dieing over here

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its so fucking hot my ballsack is just constantly stuck to my thigh i dont want to shower again i will just sweat again instantly fuck

B
That 1-cycle was neat to see too

1 2 oatmeal

Bros...for AE's 20th, Sony put out a video...saying "remember all those games we made? lol see ya." and gave us a fucking PSN skin.

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>MP2 in a tier of its own at the bottom
What happened? I missed it

New Ape Escape when?

good luck tranny

Is he pounding the puss to create glorious whitechink babies as we speak?

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how do i become a MSF person and get to partake in orgy rapes of locals?

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I'm just gonna leave this bird here

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>, since SH3 got fucking robbed
what happened
>MP Echoes?
trainwreck
>between MP1 and Crystal Shards of significance?
divisive opinions on a split/second meme run

Did someone say misfortune?

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>MP2
trannies (in fact, THE tranny: "claris")
also general choking, being bad at the game and resetting

>SH3 got robbed
What?

So, do we know for sure yet if the S/S chad was banned yet?

>bully free thread
Criticism is not bullying SIR/MADAM/ATTACK HELICOPTER!

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She cute what's she from?

>Ape Escape

SPECTER IS CUTE. CUTE!

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What rights do transniggers not have that other people have? You can already go and get your dick turned inside out and no one's gonna stop you.

reminder that the hotel wifi is banned from Yea Forums for posting ape escape porn

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c

UFO ending, aka liteally 15 minute run, "skips" like 3/4 of the game

I'm gonna miss the Kirby remixes

B-tier. Nothing too amazing, but comfy run and good commentators. Bonus points for that styling in Ripple Star

out-of-bounds run with bad commentary that went over estimate

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kys

Oh shit niggas it's time for the japan monkey roundup!

>subhumans try to re-write history
Current year.

>Monkeys trying to rewrite history

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UFO ending, the run is literally over before you even reach silent hill

last time we heard (for reddit so grain of salt) they talked to him and one of the works said never again so take that for what it is

ape escape time boys

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Hot damn, the Mods are quick on the draw! Hats off to you lads.

redditards are screeching nonstop so he was probably banned. Went out with a bang desu, GDQ is garbage anyway.

i want to get more high bruhs

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why don't they make games like Ape Escape anymore?

>Our eyes subject to a tranny the whole time
>Bad knowledge and commentary
>Constant choking
>Over Estimate

>no SGDQ in title
>AGAIN
jesus fucking christ

im ready for my gadget cancel doctor

These threads move so fast these days, this site has so many users now it's really odd

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Ape Escape!

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The greenhaired tutorial lady is so hot.

Didn't know Detroid looked like that!

Hazbin Hotel!

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rip kumiko

>Now: Ape Escape

Racism isn't r-

This is nothing special.

That's what you'll be doing soon you tranny fuck

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>user thinks no one would ever say "nigger" to a black person IRL because he thinks they would immediately chimp out and attempt to commit murder
who's the real racist?

Just join up, orgies with desperate women await you.

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>tranny getting this mad over posts on a taiwanese basket weaving board

time to get comfy

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Is Ape Escape still good or just cringe?

I went to sleep during Metroid Prime and wake up now. Did I lose something?

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3D collectathons? Pretty sure they still make those mong

Ape Escape 2001 speedrun when?

more like rape escape :^)

>you don't act like you do online irl
What a genius. I hope you don't act like a retard irl either but you probably did

>ei bb, want some aspirin? ;)

You guys are pathetic. I really wish snowflakes like you guys didn’t have their own safe zones like this site so the rest of the world could laugh at you like i do

Post her

>prostitutes in Africa
gross

What is the best Ape Escape minigame and why is it LETS PLAY MONKEY SOCCER

You're trying too hard chapo.

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Imagine choosing to put your dick in a woman while you're in Africa. I didn't know aid workers were so suicidal.

Keep crying discord tranny, your tears fuel me.

You missed Split/Second

oh wow that's lame, rather just rewatched the bugged ESA 2018 run then

Yikes! Why is that not a Patchouli fumo!?

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>s*ny still keeping ape escape hostage and not doing anything with it

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truly /ourguy/

>it's_going_in_her_ass.webm

did prime 2 go over estimate? I fell asleep right before the end, it looked like it was going to

Damn hes got that chink bitch on a leash

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That's after his run, right? At least he wasn't kicked out. Maybe not banned for life?

as soon as i saw him on the interview i knew it was going to be a shitshow. he looked even dumpier than usual, fucking love handles hanging out of his shirt like he just rolled out of bed. too busy tweeting about how he's a GIRL with BOOBS to practice his fucking run i guess

keep praying little chink nigga.
Mike's about to drop the hammer on your ass

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They can't do anything with it because people would say it's racism

Perfect

Its neither socio economic or genetic. They just have an ingrained culture of anti-intellectualism. Take the nigger out of the ghetto at a young age and he can do fine.

The secret is to choose the young girls who are less likely to be infected, and use condoms.

I'M UP NEXT BROS

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no

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You will never be a woman. You know that too.

yeah, about 10 minutes.

He was too good for us.

>runner: im not going to go for it
>spike: im going for it
WHO DO I TRUST?

Can you get the series on the Playstation store, or would I need to use an emulator to play it?

yet you still support IP laws and copyright lol

>make post about how pathetic you guys are and something about nigger
>suddenly swimming in you’s
thats how i know im hurting you guys, because you wouldnt reply if i wasnt speaking the truth
stay mad pussies

He 100% pounded that asian pussy

BAAAAASED AS FUCK

Nah, that was last night.

>you can tell what a monkey is gonna do depending on the color of his pants
So true to life that its unreal

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Wish me luck guys, Im fucking a gun

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GDQ shit itself up with trannies.

why is the runner constantly using racist words like monkey??

Feels like twitch with all these children worshipping a teenage "based" guy.

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dabbing on the redditors

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40%

hey! Im not the only jew watching this shitfest! Baruch hashem!

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>most negroes have sloped foreheads, reducing the possible size of their brain
>"bruh it's just culture"

>S/S: Split/Second
I am so mad I missed John Egbert's good run

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Found the apes, don't let them escape

old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c58k4q/i_dont_mind_if_gdq_runs_end_up_going_off_topic_or/

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>safezone
>open community where you can criticize the contents and users without being warned by moderation
Get fucked

>Check the Split/Second guy's twitter
>He has a Homestuck persona who is part of an alternate webcomic he is part of

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post the whole comic

fuck i forgot about this
cant tell if this one was worse than the borderlands 2 run last night

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underrated

I'll fucking rape a toddler to death and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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why is metroid prime 2 ALWAYS run by the same dull retard? every fucking year with this guy

gonna make some coffe
no sugar no milk of course

>it's another stream is loudly smacking his lips and breathing into the mic episode
this irks me to no end

>Almost 2020
>Still no new Ape Escape

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>all these deleted posts
didnt realize i was on reddit

>"this monkey always tries to jump off a bridge so you have to catch it before he does"
>"too soon man"
What did couchguy mean by this?

>Getting in some early morning games in our arcade room!

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Because the multiple people think were running MP2 are both the same person

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have children

what was his endgame

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link, I'd like to check out his fancomic

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>tranny enablers and kids crying about racism getting banned and their posts deleted

based jannies/mods

Aryan cleansing.

This place isn't a safe zone. Nobody's opinion is being restricted.

you might aswell be with everyone linking and posting screenshots from reddit.

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Jubeats really fun, I wish I had a cabinet of it for my house.

>go to watch Metroid Prime 2 VOD
>twitch chat is fucking barren
how chaotic was it?

does that guy even have any other dances or does he just do the finger waving thing every time

>jubeat arcade

Damn I'm so jelly.

Tranny shenanigans aside, I have NEVER, not ONCE seen a run from this dude that ISNT an absolute shitfest OBJECTIVELY speaking
Hes always terrible at the game and goes over estimate

even the zelda tranny didnt go over estimate despite all his choking

How much longer of this racist game?

chubby teen asian ass on his face until 4am

but im not banned

>40%

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this game sucks

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Literally impossible to hear the god tier OST behind all this disgusting lip smacking and pointless fucking explanations

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i want to slam my cock into megumins throat

so how about that Ape Escape, Yea Forumsros?

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Rally incel zoomers to one of their own

boring run and chat was litteraly a couple of messages posted over and over again
some user posted any% bad transition though

>his
kys

Pretty bad.

Humiliating his Asian gf in public to make her horny.

t. Specter

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Pewdiepie

He just waves around. He doesn't even stay on beat.

>No.467947715
no it doesn't. runner/couch just aren't very charismatic.

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>3dpd shitter has shit taste, again

yeah you are

Any notable tranny moments this year?

context?

>anonymous posting
no it really is a safe zone, not that theres anything wrong with that

Who gives monkeys guns?
Asking the real questions

utterly based, i desire coffe so bad but decided to quit so i only have tea at home now.

Can you make romhack of this where the apes are escaped slaves?

>Ape Escape
This is giving me massive amounts of nostalgia right now.

>mfw I decide to stay up really late and skip uni to watch TF2 and borderlands

Not worth.

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Mukai Hitman run when?

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>Don't see much of the shitposting because filters and manually hide shitposts I know will get a load of replies

tranny made a funny

come on user, one cup of coffee cant be bad for you

Stop posting reddit shit, no one actually cares about the GDQ community since it's so cancerous anyway. Let them eat themselves and push everyone to NASA.

Faggot

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hello zelda tranny, you will never be a woman
And now you cant even be a man, you are doomed to stay and abomination that no one likes until the rest of your life, when you finally call it quits and fucking kill yourself
may i suggest prescription drugs overdose or slitting your wrists
Remeber to cut ALONG the veins, not horizontally through them

Back home from work, time to settle in!

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Wish me luck user, I'm fucking a boat

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I will post sabrina

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It's alright. To bad this thread is being overrun by Reddit.

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you're right, i'm getting coffee from the store. i need it as a pre-workout... yeah haha that's why im getting it

post her pooping right the fuck now

the splisecond fag wasn't that funny, but funny at the same time

Why are Ape Escape runs always based

Has there been a Tomba speedrun since the incident?

seconded

I am watching the Split/Second run and... The guy is annoying, the run is boring. Why Yea Forums is praising him?

>not having it unfiltered for the true experience
what are you, a man or a mouse?
hey you're here
agreed

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4 years at this very event I was banned for life because I posted

"TriHard" Escape during an Ape Escape run.

>/ourguy/ is redditor for 7 years
reddit.com/user/viceroyofmontecristo
doesn't even surprise me anymore desu

kys

Specter ran from a laboratory. I suppose he take everything from there.

Something about the way this guy talks or the way the audio is mixed is really bugging the shit out of me.

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What did he do?

i just watched the run and it was literal reddit zoomer shit. is this really what you fags like to watch?

samefag

this is a good game

>megumins and tits
Better than the run.

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crazy how many summerfriends fell for

its a symbol of how bad gdq has gotten
its at the point where this is actually preferable to the average run

He managed to outrage the professionally outraged.

>m-merely an act!

Is the runner crying?

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Ape escape run is comfy

W-what the heck?

STOP HUFFING INTO THE MIC AND SMACKING YOUR LIPS ARRRRGGGGHHHH

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This is still the best PokeGirl

I wish you didn't have anime girls to delude yourself.

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always tickles my pickle how many people come out of the woodworks every GDQ season who literally have zero interest in speedrunning or the community to cry to the heavens about how they miss the ~good ol' days~ and can't stand to see what's ~happened to the community~

Blame /pol/ bringing fortnite kiddies here.

It's just really good platforming inbetween the infinite jumps.
Nice to watch, wish the other games had this kind of platforming.

Yunyun has lots of friends!

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pls no poop

Go to the top of the thread and scroll down. Then observe the completely random [Deleted] posts while tons more funposting is left up.

What's the end game here?

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There are many good Pokegirls, but no one will top Sabrina.

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>this is actually preferable to the average run
of course it isn't. are you just pretending to be retarded?

I want to be sex friends with Yunyun!

RustedRedwood55 STOP DELETING YOUR COMMENTS YOU SPINELESS TURBOHOMO

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do it user
i want to see it, this run is bland anyways

human rights suck

Yes they are. It is this type of ironic edgy posting that is getting people killed irl

>these mic settings
Turn down the audio boosting

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Is there a soulsborne run this year? Those dudes were super chilll, especially that black dude.

That's a gross oversimplification of a complex issue, and you do this solely as a silly, feelgood purity test. Dumbass.

Yea Forums doesn't want good runs they want memes and other stupid shit.

its literally an ancient copypasta but you wouldnt know

Crashing this pussy with no survivors.

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Is that the diablo guy?

Nobody denies them their rights, it's just that everybody knows that they have a mental illnes, but due to social boundaries, nobody is allowed to tell them. Its never too late to face your problems and grow up, even if your dad didn't spend enough time with you.

SHITSKIN DEPLOYED

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well?

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it was just some faggot zoomer rambling random shit
not particularly cringy or funny, too forced

another patrician, huh?

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Who could know? If only we had a schedule to check for these answers!?

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Getting word from backstage that there has been a major dilation accident. I'm trying to find out what I can and I'll get back to you guys

>icon is some sort of equius/caliborn symbol fusion
based

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This, those were the days.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANNIES AND TALK ABOUT THE VIDYA

why is the viewership so low this year? not even 100k during prime time for based Ape Escape

Oh that's nasty, I can smell this image and I want to barf.

Keep us posted

booo lame

>*Smacks lips*
>*Breathes on mic*
>*Clicks tongue*

STOP FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

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>Its only tuesday
How the fuck does this feel like its taking forever this time

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youtube.com/watch?v=DzWFWCH_lTE

I ship it.

He's friend zoned Yea Forums

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this is a sgdq thread, if you want to talk about videogames, go to a different thread.

>the fucking chokes

It's 8am in America

post spillage if you can get close enough

I bet you don't even have a pickle

Perhaps the real cringe was the friends we made along the way

Fuck that fat junkie

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yesterday around borderlands2 time had 150K.

How wrong can you be?

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i didn't know this was something i needed in my life

Getting rid of underaged /pol/niggers and their whiny drama, hopefully.

OH NO NO NO NO

He couldn't really write:
>"It's my little cumsock:"

>"""friend"""
Not with the way she was looking at him

It's been fairly uneventful. Most of the runs have been straight average in quality. Still enjoyable though except when the threads descend into whatever the fuck this is.

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Just donated $100 hope everyone is safe and ok money goes to dilators choice

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>RUSEDD

>twitter posts
>reddit posts
>discord posts
what the fuck is happening to this place

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>she even plays TF2
She's too perfect. Something has to be wrong behind the scenes.

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Even if he's doesn't want to say it they 100% fuck, or at least she wants to fuck him.

Fuck you cocksucker

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last year even shit games during the worst times had 250k

>not banned
Ayyy, he's not banned!
>Not his GF
HE REALLY IS /ourguy/!

They're sex friends

OH SHIT JUST LOOKED. DIST IS RUNNING DS2 ALL BOSSES TOMORROW.

No, that actually makes it less of a hugbox. People speak their minds freely instead of worry about offending people.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5vMKnncDE0
HAAAH

user, be more careful!
think about the advertisers!

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>newfags first warning

No this is pretty average for off times like right now.

what were your favorites this year?

How's the run Yea Forums?

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>implying

I thought for a moment that he doesn't have legs.

think about the advertisers

Why do all trannies love 2hu?

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Nigga friends dont flirt and act like they want to fuck each other

Ferrets are so cute.

Shit and boring.

this is nothing new

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Good run, fun to watch, good hosts.
But of course Yea Forums is cringe worthy as usual, obsessing about transwomen.

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>Monkeys have taken over...moreso than usual
what did he mean by this

people speak in a way that they wouldnt dare to do if their name was attached
how is that not a safe zone? oh youre offended because you thought only trannys had safe zones huh lol youre just as pathetic as those reddit hemales

All my friends act that way with me. I've always been one of the guys.

Mobile posting ruined this site.

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>forced to only discuss videogames

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Schedules? Yeah they're quite handy in day-to-day life.

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they do?

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Any must-see runs in the past 16 hours?

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>But of course Yea Forums is cringe worthy as usual, obsessing about transwomen.
Keep seething and just watch the run

Exactly what it means

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any boyfriend-material runners yet
asking for a friend

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Nice reading comprehension

it's infested now enjoy the ride and fuck gookmoot

If this stupid nigger is not fucking her, then he's retarded and doesn't deserve any pussy because the way she acted/flirted with him he should have no issue slipping it in her prime Asian poon.

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That's a lot of bloom and surface blur.

Huh? Don't go schizo on me user.

Autism is a hell of a drug. She messed up the couch cushion so she could move closer without drawing suspicion. Go watch the VOD. He has no reason to be in the friendzone baka

split second

Say something nice about the runner and couch!

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no I meant the gloves user, don't be silly

Me speedrunning megumin's pregnancy.

I hope they will let me speedrun Lost Life next year.

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The microphones are coming in very clear.

they're pretty autistic

What run do I watch for the story

why don't more girls speedrun bros, what can we do to make the community more inclusive?

>act natural

plenty girls speedrunning shitlord :^)

He's saving himself for marriage with an equally pure white cutey instead of being a hedonistic ricecooker.

Then they want to fuck you but are too beta to say anything. I have female friends, I dont act like that with them. I only act like that if I want to fuck a girl

12:35 AM Shrek Extra Large
5:37 PM Dark Souls II
7:48 PM Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Decent, I'm more looking forward to Crash Warped any% thats up next. Just wish it was 108%

nice strawman, try to have an actual argument next time kiddo

Hello runner and couch!

I'm starting to run out of original Sabrinas.

It's ok. Good commentary, low cringe and no major choking.

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Where is /trash/ user

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they look high-functioning at least

She Cute

virgins

Shaddup, freak.

Me on the left.

They're doing fine, don't bully them.

That's sad

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Has the choking stopped yet?

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A tough to swallow pill is that nobody would actually care to watch the entire split second run not live.

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is this runner based or cringe?

>pure white
UM, TRY AGAIN SWEATY.

Guys he's not going to outright say he's seeding that farmland because both have internet personas that are being monitored now for wrongthink by redditards. People get laid at hotel events, this is common knowledge.

The only ones would be uggos, why would a girl waste time speedrunning when they could be getting pounded by chad instead?

Take a photo of the CRT that's just out of frame.

Many people are doing that right now including myself.

I had the idea of doing DOOM 2 with the Doom mower WAD, or just the level in the doom mower WAD but then I remembered I have no talent

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>I'm a simple woman, I see monkeys, I donate
what did she mean by this

>literally everything revolves around sex
this is what incels actually believe

HNNNG, FRECKLES ARE MY WEAKNESS

>I am a simple woman, I see monkeys. I donate
JEROME PLS

>I'm a simple woman: I see monkeys, I donate.
BLACKEDpilled

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ape escape looks fun but I remember the inputs being cancerous as fuck
speedrunning this game must be a recipe for arthritis

>im a simple girl I see monkeys and I donate
What did she mean by this?

*smacks lips*
*huffs into the mic*
gee i dunno

>Im a simple woman I see monkeys I donate

hmm

Are you guys just wanting to maintain the fantasy or do you seriously believe girls and guys can't just be friendly and have fun with each other?

CHOKE

>sabrina (pokemon) (?) 1458
the hell you are

Just took a shower, bros
My body is as fresh as now for about 30 minutes until i'm hot again
Fuck this shit weather, fuck summers & fuck heat waves
Ape Escape is fun

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>I'm a simple woman: I see monkeys, I donate.

This one's too good.

Do they swear or is it not allowed?

>I am a simple woman, I see monkeys and I donate.

What did she mean by this

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>They get knocked up a lot
Who there cowboy.

>going out of their way to call themselves a woman
it's a tranny, isn't it?

I have tons
"something nice about the runner and couch"

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Imagine that sitting on you

>Just took a shower, bros
based. keep it up.

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kys

>knock up the monkeys

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They're not allowed to swear
Even if the characters in the game do

>outing yourself as a virgin this hard

Is that a whale in that image?

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Hive mind

>gobbos never got to gobbo her
what a waste

>monkey monkey money
THEY ARE APES IT CLEARLY SAYS IN THE GAME TITLE

Work on your reading comprehension before sperging out. You're obviously extremely asspained that Yea Forums isn't a hugbox.

Wait why did people get mad at the friendzone from Asian dude?

>i'm a simple girl, i see monkey i donate
>getting knocked up

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lynchian

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My wee wee

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Pretty sure they're ask to not do it but but if they swear it's fine as long as it's not too much.

ESA on the other hand don't seem to give a shit as long as its not really excessive or something faggot or nigger.

Be realistic. Men have absolutely no reason to waste time and resources on women they have no intention of becoming intimate with. You need to acknowledge the underlying motivation behind the behavior of almost all men at almost all times. If it's not a primary focus it's at worst a secondary focus that influences almost every decision in at least a small way. If you're trying to make the claim that he has no interest in her romantically you'd be hard pressed convincing anyone of that. You're going to need to supply some evidence to support that idea because the default is going to be that he does.

Buy a fan. I just bought a $100 Vornado room fan, shit is keeping me alive down here in Florida.

What does it mean to dial eight?

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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Why is old 3D so comfy?

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bros what can I make out of stale bread, 1 onion, ketchup, mustard, butter and canned meat?

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why is the thread so slow now

/ourchad/

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max soul

>all I could do was laugh
TRANNIES RISE UP

Actually they're monkeys
The title in Japanese is サルゲッチュ and サル means monkey

Death by 40

I just did.

A Sadness Burger

PS1 graphics do not hold up well at all.

That's an insanely cute & derpy cat. GDQ really doesn't like swearing but I can't recall anyone getting banned over it.

>vorenado

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to keep your mangina open

The Three-Fifths Rule

Someone fill me in on this "viceroy" drama.

a burger?

Have there been any good runs? I missed this whole thing.

dont do this to me user

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The world's saddest meatloaf sandwich

neeeeeeeerrrrddddd

A fungus culture to poison yourself with so that your suffering ends.

I seriously thought of renting some sort of AC for my room because it's hindering my computer's performance as well but I'll think i'll do fine at the end of the day. I don't have any water rent over here so I can take showers as carelessly as it gets.

Fans don't work that way, you tourist mongoloid.
>t. An Actual Floridian

we need to gas these abominations already . Imagine having a son turned into this

Anyone completely fucking fail yet?

PS1 graphics are still good to this day

It's a shame that the idea of him being punished for this harmless shit is even being entertained.

a clown? aren't clowns a hate symbol

Looks perfectly fine to me. Game is full of soul.

there is no fucking drama, guy was fucking around and normalfags got pissed off

How was her run? I missed it.

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Put it all in a blender and call it a health drink

Tons of colors and great soundtracks backing it, hard not to feel happy playing those games.

Really depends on the game.

zoom zoom

Metroid Prime 2, or so I hear

I'm not following you?
Good

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>fans don't work that way
??? It's a fucking fan dude. I live in the shithole that is Jacksonville.

Do you not understand the definition of a safe space? Not having your name attached to every single thing you post means a persons idea needs to stand by itself rather than relying on a moderator to disagree with your idea. The truth ultimately prevails when you remove those restrictions.

Over estimate and very uncomfortable to witness.

you can deny it as many times as you want but in the end Yea Forums is a safe zone for wannabe nazis whether you like it or not :)

How dis maek u feel suthrn boi?

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no user think of the advertisers

Come on... You can't just call me out and leave like that! That's no fun!

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I'm trans and even I couldn't stand the cringe.
It was easily the worst run so far.

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>"I've been saving this one!"
>it's just another effortless "monkeying around" joke

>The truth ultimately prevails when you remove those restrictions.
more like shitposting and constant bait prevails

seething

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all of the ADHD autists got themselves banned

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What the fuck do you think a fan is for

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Claris is honestly legit with him taking 2nd place on several of his speedruns, which are normally pretty big games.
I can only imagine that this sperg does speedruns literally all day though. With that much time spent doing this shit you have to be to expected to take a good placement on the leaderboards.

>tune in
>donations with epic retard puns
wow this hasnt gotten old yet haha

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Metroid Prime 2

>I listened to a lot of east coast hip hop
Okay now what the fuck did he mean by this?

Evaporative cooler. Get one.

40% of the run made me wanna kill myself

Why does this thread attract larpers and/or attentionwhores

Hardware limitations breed innovation.

But are you cute tho, that's the real question.

I forgot just how much I love Ape Escape's soundtrack.

Because men rape women when they are friendzoned. It is watering the term down when you use it casually.

>discord pretending that they're on his side when the owner went on reddit to denounce him and say that he's blacklisted
Pieces of shit. Rusty is a fucking nigger and needs to be called out on it since he's playing innocent.

>humidity 65
It's really the humidity that kills ya, not the heat

Unfortunately Floridafags get both

She is hot

who are you talking about user

What game?

I missed the Metroid Prime 2 tranny drama. What happened?

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I'm neither a LARPER or attention whore though.

I'm a hon.

Then where are the females, retard? Why arent there approximately equal amounts of (biological) female speedrunners compared to (biological) male speedrunners? Are you implying that there is some sort of filter that makes it harder for girls to learn how to play videogames comparative to males? Because last I checked its an equal playing field, there is no indication that a woman wouldnt be capable of timing button presses and memorizing patterns like a male speedrunner. There also hasnt been a witch hunt against female speed runners either.

So then, why is the speedrunning landscape 99.9999999% male? If there is no inherent advantage, it should be approximately 50-50 with some deviation. It's almost like most girls are busy doing other shit to attract attention/money/chad's cock and speedrunning wouldnt be worth the investment when they could just as easily have a low cut shirt and play Mario casually on twitch. This is why there are a bazillion twitch thots and next to no girls that are trying to actually speedrun anything.

You can say "incel" or "have sex" all you want, but the statistics dont lie. If girls actually were interested in speed running they would be doing it right now. There is nothing stopping them. Especially when SGDQ is full on into being hyper accepting.

She's gay. Check out her twitter.

at one point he did the
>girl girl girl
thing out loud and it freaked me the fuck out, I thought it was just twitter shitposting but he really does that irl, surprised he didn't say boobs too

>unironucally using the term normalfags
eww cringe

30+ chads

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focus on art design to deal with the poorer technology
everything nowadays is boring """photorealism"""

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>speedrun is longer than 30m
DROPPED

puns are the only kinds of jokes that autists can understand

I swear he gets worse and worse at the game every year.

Move Tony Hawk up one

B L E A C H E D

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He did OK.

>I'm trans

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Anything you'd expect from a "Claris" run.

Making fun of sponsors and the charity is questionable but he shouldn't get banned for it.

post link

My dad had one of these and it was real helpful. Good idea, i'll see what I can find

staaaaaaahp
my fucking ballsack is hanging so low and its uncomfy

Literally dripping SOUL.

Yeah that humidity is pretty high today. This is the hottest week of the year ahead of us, mid to upper 80's with showers

new bread

>fans don't cool rooms
ok retard. filtered

What run did it do?

>take my dogs for a walk
>halfway through the walk I'm boiling in my own sweat that won't evaporate
Welcome to the sunshine state.

>I'm a hon.
You're still probably cute, don't be so hard on yourself.

Wow I hate this

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Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

They're on the top of a skyscraper yet there's more colour and life than what would be in an equivalent scene in most AAA today.

context?

god I love her a lot

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nigga please

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Jealous?

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>Get more trans speedrunners in GDQ events
>Females are now represented and GDQ is inclusive

This is pretty comfy

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Thanks, but I'm 28 and only now about to start hormones. At this point I'm hoping I can at least look in the mirror after I start.

I am

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what's that red knob?

Found six minutes of the Metroid Prime 2 run on Youtube and I'm glad I missed it. Oh dear

Reporting in

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Hello wisconsinite.

very true

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it just sucked. you can tell it doesn't really care about speedrunning anymore, the run was badly played and all of their jokes were horrible.

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Hello.

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And they are all ugly and not biologically female. Exactly like I said.

Hit me up when some thot like pokemaine shows up to speedrun on SGDQ.

It made transition jokes.
not kidding

It’s our childhood

male and female cant be friends, if they are friendly with each other its either of them want to fuck the other
but the moment that part get mentioned and one got a decline, "friendship" between them ends

What is hon?

No, they can be friends. But friends dont flit or look at each other with "fuck me" eyes. You would know the difference if you werent socially retarded

It means you're an ugly tranny that looks more like Buffalo Bill rather than a cis girl.

I sincerely hope you're able too, as well friend.