SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Fortnite bad game xD

this is awkward

shouldn't you be on the wizchan thread?

This dude is so fucking cringe.

Forgot pic

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Babyfart lemonade

cope and dilate

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go dilate

S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime

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Europeans explain yourself, why are you so mad at the Chad?

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]

actual tranny faggot nigger mod. I'll just link to my images cunt.

files.catbox.moe/irs3cr.png

The Chad pose.

brap

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Jesus bring back Split/second man if he hasn't been thrown the fuck out yet

...its not fair bros....how does did he do it?

on the /ss/ run
the girl, she has a youtube channel?
what is it called?

No one is mad at him.
t. European

>commentary full of inside jokes
Such a fun run guys haha I understand it all h-haha

stop posting.

i'm gonna assume its just like, 3 people

I'm currently developing an RPG and I want it to be speedrunnable. What would you all want in the game to convince you to speedrun it? Assume it'll be under 1.5 hours

They tried to get him back but he is already firmly deep inside his gf's ass and they can't pull him out.

Whoa, problematic much?

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>S/S:
That's cute, you're cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

What did Sakurai mean by this tune?

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kys Reddit

>the redditors prefer this bland run and commentary while seething over the S/S runner
like pottery

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>implying he hasn't been shot

can't wait for reddit to sperg out for this "toxic" banter between two friends having a laugh

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Why aren't jannies deleting these blatant advertising threads of tranny trash?

>Kumikoposter banned from uploading images
You probably deserve it

Skymin Slash

skymin slash

>Yea Forums hates run, calls it reddit
>Yea Forums like run, calls it reddit
The duality of man

it was crystal clear from start his intention was just doing meme sprouting and basically ignoring the game he ran. It was so forced and he was trying way too hard to try and become the "memester" of GDQ or something.
He even came prepared to do his meme shit with the Fortnite shirt so he could make his "Fortnite bad game!" jokes.

>FUCK
BANNED

braaaaappp

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These guys are having FUN?
BAN THEM BOTH

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not me

reimu!

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kek, avatardfag get fucked.

>haven't been able to post images for two weeks
what did finnbros do during e3?

This is the kind of "edgy" banter Reddit loves

This is basically a glorified drunk lets play session with friends. Fuck these guys

And nothing of value was lost.

>by not posting here everyday I am reason Yea Forums is shit all the time

cheers bud, it's good to know I have fans out there

thank you brothers

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No you

THAT FUCKIN DUDE SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT THE FROG

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The Chad Runner vs the Virgin Circlejerk

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why isn't GTA:O featured at SGDQ?

It's ok user, I know you have to lash out at people. I love you.

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Did the stream go down for a while?

Why aren't jannies lining up tripfags against a wall and blowing their brains out?

say something nice to the S/S tier
the message will be delivered

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hahahahahaha
haaaa

oh my lord

King of Zoomers

this happens way more often than it really should

Why don't they have any in-game volume or rather have it so low it's impossible to hear?

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fuck off

>cargo shorts
>fortnite shirt
the testosterone levels are off the charts, i can't handle it

>/pol/ack and tripfag
that's an oofa doofa from me, my dude
GDQ is all about the shitposts

Cute megu, I like that artist's style

THIS RUN

IS GOING TO MAKE YOU SHOOT

HOT CUM

I like this version better.

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You are breathtaking

can I have more big titty reimus?

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING BORING

None of your posts contain a counter argument so I guess you admit I'm correct.
Go fucking kill yourself tranny enablers

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your little nuts are gonna start quaking buddy

What is Sam doing now anyway?

Rate this run!

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>he's a fucking frogposter as well
Disgusting, poor /jp/.

>All underage faggots come out during euro hours

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Yeah why are they not sperging out memes and dab in front of the cam! REEEEEEEEE

Tell him he is actually the highest rated run of the marathon so far on Yea Forums and that he is never coming back there.

only because you asked nicely

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You didn't post any arguments, user.
Can't you just fuck off with the frogposting? Jeez.

The discord cuck deleted his comment lmao

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>GOOD SHIT

>Good shit
BANNED

It came after the S/S run. I wasn't even paying attention

C-, like every other bland and boring circlejerk runs

good shit
i give it a B-

Dilate

>browsing /jp/ and admitting it

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BANNED

Just Filtered the faggot
Feels good

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Kirby/10

Even if GDQ doesn't ban him, apparently speedrun Discords are basically political committees that choose who gets to go to GDQ. So he's basically banned in some form anyway, circlejerks only allowed.

>gay hug at the end

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cute raymoo navel

>Good SHIT

They are just going to carpet ban all the runners this morning.

Yea Forums loved your run, fuck reddit

GOOD SHIT

How was her run? I missed it.

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Reddit/10
Dude even has a hipster mustache

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Good shit. Solid A

Oh that retard. Not surprised, I've had him filtered for a while now.

fun dudes, boring run

6/10
Nothing too new or interesting, but I enjoy Air Ride and they had fun.

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boring run

>polfag, tripfag and a dumb frogposter
/jp/ deservers better

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absolutely based

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A
>good shit

It had the misfortune of coming after the S/S run, but I thought it was really nice. Decent bants between the runners kept it entertaining, decent commentary, decent game. A rank.

7
Don't really like racing game speedruns, but it was alright, guys seemed fine together and could at least interact

Act like a cuck and you'll be treated like one

>/pol/
>tripfag
>frogposter
>thinks he has any business telling others to kill themselves

Drunk letsplay with friends/10

Pretty bad. Also one F bomb and GOOD SHIT

solid B, easy B

Haven't watched a single run so far. Kind of not interested this year but also busy due to job.

How much drama has there been yet? Any of the usual shit?

You are in a reddit thread, retard

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

Rat him out and start some pointless shit

Yea Forums was cringe
The run was cringe
It was cringe
Awful
Be glad you were sleeping

thank you user! you better stop now though

stop trying so hard and be yourself
learn when to drop the joke
example
"Simpleflips taught me that you can speedrun and be funny"
"*Some sarcastic shit his gf said*"
and thats all what needed to be said

wrong board retard

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It's just reddit looking for something to get mad about. The discord faggot who came to apologize on his behalf got BTFO and deleted his comment.

6/10
Terrible job explaining the tech

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organic cringe > manufactured cringe

C.

Boring but with big BOOBS because he is a GIRL

well nigga went out with a bang

discount caveman

>/jp/ deservers better
You know that's not true
Terrible.

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POYO/10

watching split/second vod instead/10

Our guy iceplug has a run this event

8/10, good follow up to slipstream

B, good commentary, good game if you've played it before but probably not interesting if you haven't seen it

7/10
I missed most it because I they got ahead of schedule while I was sleeping, but they seemed to have good chemistry from what I saw.

you forgot
>SUPREME POSTER
>High IQ
>Superior genetics

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3/10

Not enough memes and no fortnite dances

>kirby 64
terrible to watch
okay to play
great music to nap to
which is what im gonna do

Keep doing it I don't plan to last the whole week and I want to know what to watch.

>READY. SET. POYO!
>*crickets*

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negative charisma

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>Ape escape run coming up
>chat won't be full of trihex emotes like a few years ago
I miss it Yea Forums

you should grab the frog md5 filters

Kirby airride gets a big D fuck that shit

kys

you know it is, user

>no poyo
AHAHAHAHHAAHA

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rape the maids

Wow, you're actually fucking retarded. I don't know why I'm even surprised.

ayo kirby whats a crystal shart?

GDQ has made three tweets and one retweet about Air Ride. Split/Second only got one, before the run, and they were completely silent during and after it. No "what an amazing run" or anything. Fucking salty ass fun-haters, he's never coming back.

I'm not a fan of SSS's humor but I can appreciate him trying, which can't be said for EVERY SINGLE OTHER RUNNER SO FAR.

Like what the fuck dude. I don't give a shit about your stream or shitty banter with your stupid friends on the couch. Entertain me or fuck off.

Not the worst actually but people rate it into oblivion anyway because of fat man with wig.

It's not.

>/pol/
>tripfag
>frogposter
And now we can add "delusional" to the list

Tell him to come here. He's already fucked for GDQ anyway he should tell his story here and at least show us the mail announcing the ban.

>floundering this hard
cringe cope

How's the Crash trilogy to speed run?

C, I enjoyed the banter but they explained almost nothing and I had no idea what was going on for almost the whole run.

I agree that it's nothing wrong with trying, but he was trying too hard even bringing a t-shirt so he could do his meme stuff.
But yeah, circlejerk commentary/banter is worse.

You can't add anything because I outrank your shit opinion

>zoomsaw will never return

Ask the madlad if he's banned or not.

Guess I'm going to sleep. Was glad I could see the SSS run live at least. Good night anons.

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DUH!!!! CRINGE!!!! DUH, BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!!

IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!???

DUUUUH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA-RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!!!!!

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! CRINGE BASED BASED! ONIONS ONIONS SNOY! ONIONS EL-OH-EL ONIONS!! CRINGE!!!

BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOHMER!!!! NO ZOOM-ZOOM ZOOMIES!! ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES MYYEEEAAA

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH

FUCK

YOU SHITPOSTING I HONEST TO GOD FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON YOUR OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU COCKSUCKERS

BUT OOOOOOOH I KNOW MY POST IS "CRINGE", ISN'T IT??

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGY CRINGE-BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE! BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When was this?

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say what you want user, you can't change my mind

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How bad was the Uncharted run?

will do when he responds to the first batch of messages, don't want to overwhelm him all at once.

Turns out "just bee urself" works if you have no filter and a bit of charisma.

reddit spacing

Ahahahahaha
He's about to realize half of GDQ is about laughing at speedrunners, not with them.

Suicide is a coward's option.

GDQ *LITERALLY* has a "Hype" screen

VERY fast bandicoot sliding at incredible hihg speeds

But trihex doesn't run ape escape?

Might try and watch it then.

Reminder to keep in touch with mom during the marathon!

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>this remix
as bad as the brawl remix

do not

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boring

Updated for Kirby Air Ride.

S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime

I took the whole week off work, I'll be here until the end. I hope this list helps all the wageslave anons who don't have that luxury.

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boring. wall clipping and nothing else

This but unironically.

Same boring shit as all 2007-2009 fps games. Wiggle or use one glitch to get oob then run to the end, repeat every so often.

>tripfag thinks he outranks literally anyone, for any reason, at any time

Is there a picture?

see

>no woman will ever embrace you like this

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I came here just for op's related picture.
I was watching while I ate cereal and I nearly fucking died laughing.
Spilt shredded wheat everywhere haha
Idk what that dance was but it killed me
This guy is my hero

hot

wtf
I thought that was chibby for a sec.

wouldnt it be easier to make Tony Hawk just THUG2

uhh is that his mom?

What the fuck happened in Metroid Prime?

Keep posting your diamond dozen opinion, rabble.

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For it to be accurate the bottom needs to be nothing but Wojak edits. Actually the whole image needs to be a Wojak edit.

Something illegal is happening in that house

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god, imagine trying to concentrate and some whore comes in and does that dumb shit

Miles

He is yet another patron saint of GDQ

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Did Kirbymastah finally off himself?

will do

Post the vocaroo niggest

Fuck off, this can't be real?
How do I get back to 2013?

Oh yeah, they totally fuck.

shout outs to the tech crew

They meant Metroid Prime 2. It was the worst run of the event so far. And no, it's not just because Claris is a tranny. Her run was just awful.
Also kill yourself transphobes, she's a she. Fuck off.

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Ribbon is CUTE!

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idk which one i wanna fuck more

why the fuck is metroid prime that low, it was solid. i'm assuming you mean metroid prime 2 run by the tranny?

That Asian chick has multiple 10+ minute vids about TF2 and its characters that actually have tens of thousands of views.

lmao

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dont make kirby cry

Bonesaw.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

I feel like that would be less clear, and it's the only Tony Hawk game on the schedule so it's not hard to narrow it down.

running fire emblem in two days

oh my god fucking fix the mics you incompetent fucks

Where's the fucking audio staff

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

OoB, over estimate, bad commentary

>OBEY
>CONSUME

what the fuck is that sound
OWIE OWIE OWIE MY EARS

FIX THE SOUND

JESUS

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Shoutouts to the tech crew

Who here /Adeleine/?

OOB already makes it shit tier

>Her

you know what comes next right?
dilate

O BOI TINNITUS

Do people normally think gdq is only an event for showing off new tricks?

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SEETHING

user, unless you're a fuckin kid, most will know what THUG2 is

S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Woops dropped the 2 when I copied it over, fixed.

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good times

did Kirby just murder that human child?

shota degens spotted

Shartanon here, just wanted to let you guys know that I'm sitting on a piece of scrap acrylic so I don't get shit on my chair now.

Game was Split/Second.
Happened 2 runs ago.

Shoutouts to the amazing audio crew! Keep up the good work!

>her

Any YSG sightings?

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Audibly kekd hahah

its okay it was french

God damn it, I got a 99% in this game because I had no idea how to get the underground crystal that you had to have rock/boomerang to turn into that hamster fuck because apparently he can climb how the FUCK was I supposed to know that?

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user WATCH OUT
YOU'RE GONNA SHIT

/ss/ is fantastic, fuck you.

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one of the best things about AGDQ is falling asleep during a run. its basically white noise

God I fucking hate Power Up Audio so damned much. Super incompetent cunts that should have been ditched years ago.

Whos idea was to make Kirbo 3D?
Game looks slow and ugly

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he's dead

It hurts. He was too good for GDQ. Best leaf.

All they did was turn down the speakers.

Would a re-master of this game be good?

Is there one with audio?

none since 2016 sadly
don't remember him appearing afterwards at GDQs

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Why do you still watch this shitshow event? Just for the slim chance of people causing drama or embarassing themselves?

Who's the guy in the middle of the coach? He was speedrunning something but I can't remember what

>reply
go back

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French-Canadian would also be an acceptable loss

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This is the posture of a man who has literally nothing to lose. A true god amongst men.

mentioned this in the other thread before it died, are tripfags only frowned upon when it's unnecessary to use them? When is it deemed acceptable to tripfag?

Hey GDQ bros i'm catching up, any good runs besides the vania block? After that block i mean.

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Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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back to pol you nazi

so i checked a highlights video of bonesaws run after seeing everyone talk about it on here
some dumb childish shit is this what you incel cucks call funny? fucking retards grow up and make something of your life

Yes

Yeah, he's posting on reddit so here's your chance to say shit I guess.

Hippocratic oath doesn't recognize states and borders, cringetard

Pretty much. There's a couple of games I enjoy but for the rest it's just to be there.

The guy in the image in the OP was based

SHOUTOUTS TO POWERUP AUDIO, THE TECH CREW AT GDQ

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Nothing better to do. Actually I do just not enough motivation to I'm a sad sack of shit plus the company of these threads.

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shasta

This game is boring as shit
Gave up on finishing this after the second level or something

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Sir, you posted this in a 4channel thread. I believe you meant to post in /gif/. Come with me.

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AAAAAAHHHH

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Was a runner banned for mentioning bonesaw?

kirby 64 has aged well imo, I don't know if it needs one

the split/second run

ranking doesn't lie

Never. It's literally just to get attention on an anonymous image board, of all places.

Thank yewss :3 *^~^* I work welwy hard on it >~< •-•

>He's a redditor
Who could have guessed?

>danganshitter is a sad sack
deserved

>In a distant land known as the casual room, Super Mario Bros 3 reigns supreme.

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Reminder that the US government are the real terrorists.

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test.

Why would anyone say that girl boobs boobs boobs girl girl boobs girl Claris wasn't a she? Isn't that how women talk?

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Wake me up when the cringe highlights come out. Also dilate.

Smart move

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

How did /srg/ like the s/s run?

yes

this. death to america

BROS. ADELEINE. IS. CUTE.

top fucking kek

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oh no, why isn't mitch cute anymore?

why is mitch's hair so stupid?

>heal murderer
>murderer goes back to murdering
lol

Fucking hell Kirby64 is so SLOOOOOOOOW
Thank fuck is has one of the best soundtracks.

Yes castlevania runs are cool too

it worked!
why don't you ask them yourself

Id fuck this robot

He stopped attending when the trannies took over.

*nuzzles you*
Mrrrrrrr ~——- *••*•*•
*swishes tail and lays head on your chest and rubs ur tummy*

Whats happened since Monster Boy NEETs?

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The Virgin sit vs the Chad dislocated couchsquat

Yeah what are they going to do check for their terrorist ID? Dumb incel doesn't know how the real world works, never been outside your surburb.

Streamer hair

hey don't talk shit about the troops

when is her run?

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based stoner in 2003 take

I like watching speedruns of games I like
Staying for a bit as the upcoming runs are from games I enjoy

ill be damned, user aint shitposting.

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>1 more hour of jump, boost, jump, boost, boost, boost, jump
You wish S/S was back, admit it.

*shits violently*

based

Someone go play pinball with this guy.

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the only running he's doing is to an early grave

Which her? There are several of us now ^~^

>her

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Hopefully soon and off a cliff.

I don't know how to

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uhh why does he have booboos on both his knees?

I want you to fuck me user
GayFurry#1337

Do you actually have to use money to play them?

I need to rant artistically.
I'm getting sick of every other comment saying "Destroy this game!"
It made sense used sparingly when they would skip 90% of the content of a game. Using sets of glitches to pull it apart etc.
But playing a game 100% or just doing a really optimized any% run isn't "destroying" a game.
It's just losing it's meaning.
Maybe if I email the organizers and tell them it triggers me they'll ban it from donation messages.
Anyone else share in my bitchy whining?

>Know your meme
>Reddit
That's a big YIKES from me, and people here found that guy funny?

Could there be a comfier speedrun game? It's slow enough that the player can explain all their tricks but nothing really drags on much. And of course there's muh childhood.

This run just shows how boring SGDQ can be.

he cute

>missed split/second because my alarm didn't wake me up
PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

When you have sex

>knee marks
did he?

>buying nitro

HELP I'M STEPPIN INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE

desu she's kinda adorable with that bow

Post your donations

taskinoz.com/gdq/

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No.

banned

>The dedication to Puyo/Tetris shows over in our arcade room!

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not sure what's he running?

What the fuck, they have a whole room of Pinball machines? That's almost worth going to it for that alone
They can fuck off if they think I'm paying for a ticket for it though

i'm not gonna screencap private discord conversations but he says

>Thanks, but that probably won't make me any less banned
>Appreciate the support

They literally care for everybody. I prefer to a foundation that care for fat amerilard who are too retarded to do early cancer screenings.

interesting, i assumed that they would be fine if for example someone else is posting on your behalf. Anything else seems unnecessary for sure

>Curling stone Kirby
Daily reminder.

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>guy is shooting at people
>guy gets hurt
>heal guy
>guy goes back to shooting at people
lol

OwO

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Oh god does someone has the pastebin of that saved?
I heard "she" wasn't going. I wish she was forbidden but its probably a time/money thing.

WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES LOOOOOOOOOL HOMIE FINNA CLIMB A MOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP

>user can't censor
source: just trust me bro

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Is Kirby a secret racist slur against the Americans by Japs?
>Fat
>Pink
>Eats everything

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He knew when to get out, may he live on in our hearts.

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Maybe on a woman. Women's fashion is weird though. I doubt a bow would fit for real. It's a questionable choice for someone who wants to seem like a woman.

GDQ has been boring for years now.
2014 was the last legit good year.

Yes, they do help people successfully murder innocents. You are correct.

Fun fact the US does the exact same thing, retard.

>unkillable

posts like this shouldn't go unnoticed or unYOUd

>is the strongest being in the universe

Checks out

kek, that Fagmin of that S/s discord keeps deleting his comments out of shame.

These threads are comfy early in the day.

>pet food bowls
>at a furrys house
furrys shouldnt be allowed to keep pets desu, i feel bad for his dogs ass

I miss him bros

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>the most powerful character in the history of forever

>Is it really late, or really early? Either way, our crowd is here for it!

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Oof

>Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to donate the Germany, donate the games.
well, that was rather depressing for me as a german. thanks shitcoderkun.

>why do you watch these shitshows?

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It's like donut operator on crack

yikes

wat

>can be.
Is. Now that they're sanitized & corporatized

what's the poverty chat? trihex is hosting some thot

But they do this for people from Hamas who shoot rockets at Jews. Isn't that BASED and REDPILLED user?

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fucking massive lad on the right

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i assure you no animal uses those

youtu.be/Znq8A4yw_kk?t=994
OH NONONONONONO

refresh, its on gdq again

>reference to the past
When will this be a bannable offense?

Why are they always people like this?
MSF has people all over the globe and they focus on "but muh isis fighters". They go where people need helps and it turns out that's in syria and Iraq.

I want to hug ABABABABA.

>oh crap
banned.

this guy looks like a cop

israel is based and redpilled, dumby. hating israel is the twitter take

I’m into that :3 mind if I watch?
I don’t have Discord :( *nestles head under ur chin and holds ur paw* but I might get it if you can teach me t-t-to speedrun??

>the US military has a "do no harm" oath
lol

He's not

THESE CUTE ANIMES GIRLS ARE SO ME

How do yew know a pet uses them? ;)
*pounces you and ruffles your hair*

General threads belong on /vg/.

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>tfw pinball done quick is dead

I've always wanted to go to a GDQ just for the arcade games. They have tons of imported machines.

Is this the most middle of the road vanilla run of the event?

I fully agree, 2014 was not the best, but GDQ dropped off a cliff after that year.

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>assuming there are multiple hers
bigot detected, the other (female x3) is .exe
...
it's a robot, bigot.

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i just realized halfcoordinated isnt running anything this gdq
now im sad

Hmmm

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Get outta here jannie wannabe

>decide to watch split/second vod
>it actually hurts to watch
i get it

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Are you an idiot? Israel is the personification of the redpill.

>467940062
no

yeah BASED brown people amirite fellow twitterites

h
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>spike vegeta amiibo

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Hello there, first summer on Yea Forums? Here's your complimentary (You)

but americans are brown and black

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Went to bed during the metroid prime run, anything interesting happen since?

?

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This is every run so far (exceptions being Keyboard Man & SSS)

Which is really really sad

GDQ sanitized the shit out of this event and now it's just BORING

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You skipped over the worst run of the event

Kirby is utter trash but these dudes making it comfy

why do people keep taking this bait?!

textorcist and split/second

>transition point

twitch.tv/strikerswk1

Why do we still watch?

>GDQ is too poor to afford modern tech
>Has to use literal dumpster TVs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

These threads are Yea Forumscore faggot
Lurk more before posting in my board.

some fag running split second did bannable stuff and Yea Forums lost their shit

>anti-Israel
Grow up. Israel is the only democracy/first world country in the middle east. They are surrounded by people who wish them dead and have the right to defend themselves, and deserve our support.

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cutie on the left looking at me

>Coming up with new strats in the middle of a marathon speedrun? Claris is REALLY rocking this run!

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>did bannable stuff and Yea Forums lost their shit
oh shit what

On the off-chance that Textorcist & Split/second happens again

>SHOUTOUTS SHOUTOUTS SHOUTOUTS

Nigger, have you seen the speedrun general? It's full of angry bitter goobers that attack each non-stop and tell everyone else to go back to Yea Forums, no thx.

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>expecting a mindless horde to change

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Can't ya post anonymously? How are you so sure? Almost sounds like you know how the website works, which means that you should be going back as well.

spoiler that shit

Paying the medical expenses of Africans and the resettlement into Europe, isn't cheap user

Lmao. LOAC says otherwise.

I want to catch up is this a meme or for real?

Is Triple Deluxe/Robobot any good?

Should I get both?

This guy on the couch has been talking for 30 seconds and I haven't understood a single fucking thing he's said.

>guys it's bait lol!
you need to go back

>Sent "Prizeman" Sent can not be stopped by things like short chords or couches even as Prime 2 runner Claris watches on!

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what power would kirby get if he ate you?

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Fuck Bibi. He ruined Israel.

Look! There he goes! The obsessive autist is at it again trying to change the fact that the entire board loved Split/Second
Wait until he rewrites the tier list! It's epic! Epic for the win! Not cringe at all.

based

Dragons crown run when?

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>defend themselves
>need our support
>1/10

the tragedy is proto wouldn't look half bad as a tranny if he just lost the weight and had a non-retarded hair color.

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Incredible suicide powers.

A shekel for the good goy :)

CRINGE I was talking about Metroid Prime 2 you AUTIST INCEL
INCEL

diaspora opinions don't matter

Triple Deluxe is OK.
Not amazing, not bad. Very par for the course.

Robobot is very good

Make sure you tell him to never apologize. He already said "I made a terrible mistake", but apologizing is never enough for these people. It's a harsh lesson but he needs to learn that he doesn't have to apologize just because snowflakes get offended.

what the fuck
he's hosting this monica_gaming ethot

this is a terrible game

something something IM GOING TO KILL YOU something FORTNITE DANCE something FUCK RED BULL something PUNCH ME HARD something SHOUTOUTS TO BONESAW
oh and he did a lets play of split second. he's literally the last place speedrunner of the game.

Aside from the teeth, honestly I would. She's the right kind of chubby.

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ABSOLUTELLY NOTHING!

Rick quit fucking that wall!

>oy vey, remember the 6million donations
reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c58k4q/i_dont_mind_if_gdq_runs_end_up_going_off_topic_or/es0a4w7/

>prize goblin doesn't sit down next to him
dare I say, based?

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It would just be Sleep Kirby

Kirb is boring as fuck but this guy's alright

what about the penis?

Yeah it was pretty clear he meant Metroid Prime 2, since it happened right after Metroid Prime.

Whatever happened to Bounceyboy?

Why is this particular kirby game so cute and appealing?

>him
Kill yourself unironically

I keep forgetting to pick up Robobot. Switch port when?

>There's never a dull moment in the casual gaming room at #SGDQ2019! You'll find attendees playing their favorite games, competing, and attempting speedruns at all times of the day and night.

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christ mate

No. These people are SHIT entertainers.

I don't even like SC2 but I'll watch GSL if Tastosis are casting it.

horny and lonely kirby

CRTs have less input latency than modern TVs.

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got a real job, couldn't make twitchbux

>All those new nice comments amongst the butthurt trannys and sponsor shills
I see you Yea Forums, I see you.

>40%
you almost most likely will

Why do they have so many tube tvs wtf?

y-you too

He was sprouting 9gag tier of memes

He wears same dirty old jeans every year it seems.
Looks like hobo.

>he's literally the last place speedrunner of the game
Well when the category he ran only has two people on the leaderboards...

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ok sure that's also true but kirby 64 really sucks dick. superstar is great casually and the speedrun is fantastic, this one just blows.

i agree. this is actually a good photoshop once you remove the bow

new thread

>DUDE MEMES LMAO BEST RUN FUCK THE MODS
Even though it's LITERAL Reddit humor

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He got hewbrew hammered

>ech i would fuck it
you guys really know how to charm a lady

Makes sense, never felt like he had much going for him beyond his world records.

>She

>0 standards

well which one is it, twitter?
reddit or 9gag?

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which means there were 2 people who couldve done a hell of a better job than what we saw in a PROFESSIONAL setting

are you just pretending to be retarded?

holy shit not one of them has blue, green or pink hair. actually impressed.

those are Miles's natural tits right?

>kys
don't project

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The have less lag you fucking autist

retro consoles easy to hook up

>PROFESSIONAL
Nig you know not a SINGLE runner at ANY marathon has EVER been making a serious attempt at their game, right?

They will literally cut strats and tech entirely if it isn't "marathon safe"

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Triple Deluxe is okay. The Hypernova gimmick is slow and cumbersome at times, but it still has its fun moments.
Robobot is the best modern Kirby game and one of the best in the series. Robot Armor is a ton of fun to use and feels like a natural extension of Kirby's powers. Creative Levels and good puzzles, only flaw is the bosses are somewhat unoriginal.
Both have top tier OSTs though
youtube.com/watch?v=iGGVWGJ0ZiM
youtube.com/watch?v=1MqO4NfReXw

who is that qt in the middle?

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I'm studying stenography, get ready for fingers Kirby.

I am somewhat baffled by anybody loving Robobot. One of my favorite games is Kirby's Adventure.....because even though it's not hard, the levels keep you on your toes, and the different powers change things up as far as how you get around.

Robobot has shit tons of flavor with the robot thing, but I find that the actual design of the levels and the set up of baddies has pretty much no depth behind it at all. I already have trouble enjoying easy platformers, but Robobot for me is around watching paint dry level of fun, literally.

And the mecha things is garbage. A great concept, yeah, but when you have nearly no enemies that are big and strong like you it's fucking pointless. Is it bad that press button win game doesn't satisfy me?

Note I said that the bosses are bland/unoriginal. I would've loved a Mecha boss, and I'm upset we didn't get one.