I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS!

WHAT A STUPID NAME

I

WHO NAMED YOU?

Just get cheap cdkeys or bitcoin mine for Fitgirl?

Boar wine, your grace?

Grace wine, you boar?

GABEN GET IN HERE WE ARE TELLING WHORE STORIES

COME BOW BEFORE YOUR KING, BOW YA SHITS.

Rob was the most based king.

Thank fuck he died episodes in, he was shitting up the entire show.

>LMAO FAT DRUNK MAN!

Best thread all month.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

The only hope for those supposed GoT prequels is if they're all exactly this. Just with Bobby B swole instead of fat

7 episodes in*

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING

KINGSLAYER

SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER?

t.visarys

but seriously where is it?

>shitting up the entire show.
Literally no, wait til you get to season 4 and beyond.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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A SHITPOST
ON AN OPEN FIELD

The leaks lied maybe?

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I've already watched it you stupid bitch, season 1 was worse than season 8.

Have you made the eight, user?

it starts PST you fucking tard

It's over sir
GO AND FILL IT!

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>season 1 was worse than season 8.

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>begging your corporate overloard
yarr

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post wishlists

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how much onions does someone require in their bloodstream to hold this opinion?

Atom is GOAT

WAS

I've got 80 bucks to spend..

I got 50.74$, but I have to wait until noon.

Want to buy Dark Souls. Is the remaster really that bad?

GODS I WAS STILL DEVELOPING GAMES BACK THEN

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You got fat

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it's not worse than the original, it got blasted because it's basically the exact same thing with marginally better textures

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How does it fair in content?

It's not that it's bad, it's just a cash grab. There's literally no reason to buy it unless you don't feel like downloading a free patch for the original.

Thoughts?

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Gods what a stupid post

Wouldn't be the same because Mark Addy made that role. It just wouldn't work with some young fuck playing him instead.

didn't they take the original off steam?

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING ?

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>all these based Robert posters

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if you're that poor you've got bigger problems

Yes, and the remaster is cheap these days too. No reason NOT to buy it.

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boar wine your grace?

DOTHRAKI FUCKING SHITS NED

HOLD YOUR TONGUE

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RIGHT BEFORE I CLICKED SUBMIT THE CAPTCHA SAID WAIT WAIT!!

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>that Lancel
Keked

Apparently they did. Actually I wanted to buy the original and use the fix/patch like said because the remaster is still too pricey for my taste.

I'm about 10 hours in and still don't feel like i've scratched the surface, it probably has a good 30 hours worth of stuff, around 40 if you read everything like i do. It's a solid fallout 2 knock off like underrail. It's good.

CAPTCHA

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

ITT

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What's better 5 sales or 1?

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>Get Mark Addy to voice the most based human in WoW
>Only gets 2 lines

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They never tell you how they all fail the captchas over and over again trying to submit their posts. They don't put that part in the screencaps.

I'm thinking about getting Deep Rock Galactic if it goes on sale. Is it fun? Always wary of buying games in EA.

FETCH THE WALLET STRETCHER, NOW

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>tfw I don't need anything.
Someone finally added the best Battlefront though, so I will get that. Aside from this I will finally get all dlcs to Retribution so I have all that stuff for Last Stand I play with younger brother. Deep Rock might be cool for co-op and Fatshark annoys me incredibly so I want to find something else. Battlefleet Gothic and D2 if discount will be good enough. The rest are older games I will try one day, but don't have to buy now.

Fuck I'm still seething that than Good Old Downloads was shut down, such a good site it was.

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1 SALE A REAL SALE UNITED BEHIND 1 LAUNCHER WITH ONE CREDIT CARD, our sales died with the epic launcher

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YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE YOU KNOW THAT?

>DmC
May I ask why?

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More boar, your grace?

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You better get TW:W1 if you don't have already since Vortex campaign is shit. And without Lord Packs base races don't feel complete. Race packs are optional.

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It's comfy with a few beers. It's not that mechanically deep but it's good.

I already got myself vermintide 2 for 10 burgerdollars, so most likely I'm already done with it

Think ill get xenonaughts.

That just came out of a sale and it got updated a couple of days ago.

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>Dogshit dogma
don't buy this garbage singleplayer mmo.

Honestly because I watched GamingBrits video comparing and contrasting it to MGR and it looked pretty fun.

I already have TW1, do I need to have them both installed to combine the map?

I've only heard good things about it, I have a ps3 copy of it but I suspect it will run terribly so I'm gonna upgrade to the pc version.

>don't buy this garbage singleplayer mmo.
You should mean FFXII

Play zealot

t. Lannister

>I already have TW1, do I need to have them both installed to combine the map?
No, only TW:W2. You can uninstall TW:W1. If you already have blood pack for TW:W1, you will get one for free for sequel.

Its fucking dogshit. Over hyped by plebs on this board

"Leave one CDkeys site alive and the Steam sale will never be safe"

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>it looked pretty fun.
You do you, man. Be prepared for FORNICATE THOU and *WUBBETH INCREASES IN VOLUME* though.

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Why did they let this goblin air on television?

SEVEN HELLS NED THE EPIC GAME STORE IS PREGNANT

Hope you have a good day user, try not to get so angry strangers on the internet

It has small and empty open world, nonexistent characters, annoying VA, no companions and instead some sorry excuse of bland spirit, all you do is fight those same few enemies. There is no even roleplaying in it, you either accept fetch quest or not. It's shit in every way.

LANCEL...
GOOOOOOOODS
WHAT A STOOPID NAME!!!

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Age was not kind to her.

Yeah, but can you explain why?

I've heard FFXII is basically a sp mmo, but I've always wanted to play it and setting up the game to play itself by the end sounds pretty cool to me.

I really don't care about the story or the edgy nu dante. I'll probably skip 90% of the cutscenes.

Thats good and I already do have the bloodpack. Does the map doubling in size make the game overwhelming?

you should buy Y0, best 10 bucks you could spend.

WHERE ARE THE DEALS

It's pretty much a guarantee that I pick it up, just seeing if for some reason it goes lower when the sale starts.

What should I know before getting into that series? I know nothing about them other than they're sort of a Shenmue/Sleeping Dogs sort of thing.

The genetic lottery wasn't kind to her.

Fuck off, shitheads with shit taste who think Robert was a good character need to be told exactly what they are, human garbage.

I'M NOT HERE TO BE A KING I'M HERE TO FUCK, SHIT, PISS AND PLAY STEAM GAMES

>Checking wishlist
>Somehow have Slay the Empire in there
Wonder if I was drunk when I added a fucking card game to my wishlist.

go explore and play minigames, when you get tired of that go watch the movie game (main quest) it's pretty good.

It's slay the spire, not the empire
And it's good

>Does the map doubling in size make the game overwhelming?
No, it makes it fun because of how much there is to kill and conquer. It's even better when you use unlocker and play as minor faction somewhere else, like those Dwarfs in Lustria or Vampires in Southlands or Humans in Sudenburg. And mods can spice everything up even more.

However turn times can get ridiculously long.

>Tfw got drunk and bought ghost face in dead by daylight last night before the sale
>He's shit
Fuck

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>turn times can get ridiculously long.
>already long loading times

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>Does the map doubling in size make the game overwhelming?
It doesn't double in size because the New World, except Ulthuan, is smaller in the shared campaign than it is TWW2's Vortex campaign.

The only problem with Mortal Empires is that turn times are so fucking long, even with an SSD and otherwise good components.

If you liked TWW1 you should definitely get the sequel.

not pictured because i picked them up yesterday due to sales: Bayonetta, Vanquish, bloodstained

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ONE BOAR

SEVEN OPEN FIELDS

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"I looked for you upon the game lobby".

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I'm basically already running on a toaster, would it be better to just play TW:W2 campaign separately without combining the maps?

>Shit
You are shit if you don't know how to properly use a killer

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>playing as Bretonnias Knights of Origo in the desert
>actually get to fight skeles and orcs right off the bat, anything that isnt fucking vampires or elves
What were they thinking putting all the lords in one starting area for most factions rather than giving them their own regions in different places around the world, no matter how small they start it wouldve been way better to have even minor factions be playable for different start locations and more varied campaigns.

Is it suppose to start today?

>2019
>buyfags

Why go through all the effort of stealthing and stalking )that they can interrupt) and play best boy myers for the same ability?

At noon EST.

CAREFUL user CAREFUL NOW

I picked it up a week ago and it's got that nip-jank that I miss from when I was a kid.
Is pretty good.

I really liked the Vortex campaign, so I'd definitely recommend it. And there's nothing stopping you from trying Mortal Empires, I don't think performance would be huge problem except for turn times and such.

Robert posting is the only thing good to come out of GoT.

>Yeah, but can you explain why?
You'll be getting DDDA for the gameplay alone. It's unmatched in that regard to the point where it can rival even DMCs in terms of fluidity. In complexity there's not a single game with a deeper combat and exploration mechanics (the size of your torso and height regulate how fast you run, how hard you cling to giant monsters and even some holes you can get into) you'll always find something new about the game, no matter how experienced you think you might be.
The story is barebones because the game had everything going against it's production, from corporate meddling to cut budget and it still came out good.
The music is incredible, the graphics are outdated without the HD pack and even then the game only manages to shine on dark areas.
Dark Arisen, the expansion is so good to the point of being a game seller, where people buy the game just for Bitterback isle. The NPCs have a very boring voice acting, except key characters like Mercedes whose accent will leave you rock hard and Grigory is the best voice acting a game can have. Just know what you're getting into, yes it's an unfinished single player MMO with shitty campaign, but fucking hell if it ain't a good game.

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The TV show prequel is apparently taking place thousands of years ago in the age of heroes.

How well is Titanfall 2 optimized?

I guess I'll just have to try both.

It depends.
You can charge the bar all the way near 100% when you're stalking, just like with Myers to get that Tier 3 and one shot a survivor (and if, any near too)
Also you don't have red stain while using your power
You can crouch and try playing mind games that sometimes will caught off guard the survivors when looping you

That being said, Ghost face is good.
Not shit, but average good.
Not OP hellish creature from Tartarus like Nurse, but okay.

I still rather use my spirit tho

Can't wait to see black Andals.

grab warhammer, it's great

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Fanatical has some pretty good deals right now.
Do you think steam will top them?

Namely Dying Light and South Park

There’s no more sales, your grace

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NIGGERS!!!
Tell me how's this.
One user said it's a spiritual sucessor to Majesty.
Is this true?

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ALSO
BEST
FUCKING
MORI

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JUST START THE FUCKING THING ALREADY
I'VE LOST MY JOB AND I WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE FUCKING SUMMER PLAYING VIDEA
JUST GIVE ME GOOD DEALS SO I CAN BUY THIS SHITTY DARK SOULS FAGGOTRY AND BECOME A SOULSFAG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT ACHIVS I AM ADDICTED TO ACHEVS I MUST HAVE ALL THE ACHIMEMENS GIVE ME A CHANCE TO HAVE ACHINMENTS
START THE THING ALREADY

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SO GET MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
AND TELL YOUR COUSIN TO GET IN HERE!!!
KINGSLAYEH!!!!
GET IN' ERE!!!

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IT'S EMPTY YOUR GRACE

Knights of honor is kinocore

so get...MOOOOOAAAARRR

Loading times are no problem with SSD. But SSD can't help turn times.
I played on toaster too and I still prefer to suffer through turn times than to play Vortex. Vortex can be fun if faction you play is not connected to Vortex race. I played as unlocked via unlocker Wood Elves from Oregon and it was fun. Still, unless you want to see the story I prefer to play as main factions in Mortal Empires campaign and suffer through turn times. Vortex is prettier though.
I have not played in a while though because my graphic card died and I quickly bought some cheap old one because i need PC for work and studies, but it can't even run games than use DirectX 10 and 11 so I can't even launch new TWs anymore. And Campaign map apparently got even bigger with Rat vs Lizard dlc and so probably turn times too. I enjoyed my Karak Zorn campaign.

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Why are Ned and Robert the best characters in this show? because 90% of what they say and do is directly quoted without any modification from GRRM's novel. And they died before D&D dropped GRRM and trannified the show.

Imagine book faithful Roose Bolton, ugh, what could've been....

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>tfw no jousting game

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More discounts, your grace?

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What's different from book Roose to show Roose?

Voice, to start. Book's Roose is always whispering, keeping it quiet.

Is god eater 3 multi-player alive?

Book roose looks like a vampire turned man.
Hes' extremely unique and has an aura that spreads dread to those around him, but turns very warm and humble when he's around his liege or people he holds dear.
he strikes deep fear into anyone who talks with him.
people around him hush when he speaks because he's very softspoken.
he's one of the most calculating men in the seven kingdoms (almost defeated Tywin in the green fork, but Tywin got lucky with an early warning about Roose's surprise attack, and Roose disengaged early enough to avoid a decisive defeat due to his disadvantage in numbers).
Roose also took over the north cleanly and has close tabs on everyone who's on his side, not on his side and pretending to be on his side.
he also knows his son is rabid and uses him like a pawn unlike show roose.

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pic related
this

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GOG has already had their Summer Sale your grace.

dont (((buy vidya))). instead pirate vidya. literally zero consequence and you dont waste your money on jewry.

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I'll never call massreplies not-based.

poorfag

Just buy more money lol

no

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youtube.com/watch?v=wHmfYRt36KE

>Bobby B rebellion never
>the retarded rebellion by the greyjoys never
its not fucking fair bros...

>imagine pirating games your 2010 laptop cant run

Can I get recommendations based on pic related?
Looking for indies but anything is welcomed too, thanks.

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go find the breastplate stretcher
NAO

>Looking for indies
One Shot

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you didn't play Zero? you missed on the best one.
try Nioh, it's a little slower sekiroalso the surge, since you like sekiro you may like surge too, souls fags do not get it

imagine shilling like this for free. youre a good goy.

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dont get legacy its getting a sequel in august

>Look mommy i called him a jew instead of making money again can i have the good boy cucky wucky points

>for free
lol

Really hoping I can get Octopath Traveler for less than $83 FUCKING DOLLERYDOOS
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PRICE IS THAT
NO LOWERING IT TO $60 WILL NOT BE SUFFICIENT GIVE IT FOR $40 REEEEE

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Retard here. How do you take a long picture of your wishlist like this?

Wasn't it a Switch exclusive?

>One Shot
Tell me more about it, please

>you didn't play Zero?
Actually loved Yakuza 0, got it for free on a friend's Humble Monthly and woah, it was great

yeah maybe not for free

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>Look mommy i called him a jew instead of making money again can i have the good boy cucky wucky points

I use a Chrome extension (pic related) to screenshot a whole tab, next I cut the wishlist part on Paint and save it.

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>Wasn't it a Switch exclusive?
yeah but it wont be dead like legacy just ygopro if ya dont got a switch

Is Yakuza 0 good? Ive been eyeing it for awhile.

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Hmm, what's that white thing on her shirt's lower-right?

You do know Windows has built in screencap tool?

My list, and the list on the post I replied to, is much longer than my screen.

Toothpaste

start the sale I'm gona be late for owrk and get fired for the 7th time this week

I'd say excess fat, but she has plenty of that already.

...

Shit fucking taste.

>pantyhose
nice

It's good but it's not a game for everybody.

Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. I stood over him, hammer in the air, right before I brought it down, he shouted: wait! wait! They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy...Now the Tarlys bend the knee, like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he would be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.

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But seriously, what time does it start?

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Book Roose is essentially a Nosferatu.

2 HOURS

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TELL ME GAMES TO PUT ON MY WISHLIST SO I REMMBER TO BUY THEM

TWO HOURS

WHERE MY EST BOYS AT

have sex

dilate

>have sex
Le reddit buzz words. Epic, simply epic.

STANIS BROS WHERE ARE YOU AT?

have BOAR

BOLTON BROS WHERE YOU AT?

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22 GOOD MEN

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less than 2 hours

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I don’t need a steam key... all I need are twenty good cracks....

It is I, Ser Twenty of House Goodmen.

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>FM2019 offer ends before summer sale begins, likely to replace the discount with another one
>Have no idea if this gaben discount would be better than the 66% discount the special offer is giving
>Either way, game will be obsolete come november with FM 2020

Should I just take it off the list? or buy it and pracitice for FM2020? Soccer team management seems so interesting.

so how is this

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Absolute garbage

Ive played the campaign all but the final 2 levels (the second to final levle requires you to avoid killing your enemy and take out their castle, well guess how easy that is when you cannot give direct commands).

I first liekd it, then I didnt like it, then a kinda liked it, then i got frustrated, now im okay with it.

1) its not majesty. Other than having no direct control over your troops and moving them with flags with bounties, there is nothing like it. You have direct control over building, getting resources and everything else. Only thing is that you have to plant flags for your heroes to move around, and they are really boring. They dont gamble or buy drinks. They just move around randomly until you give them an order like explore this or attack that. Basically you just pay 10 gold for every command you give. Its stupid and I have no idea why they did it.
2) the damage of units is pitiful, you have to run it at 3x speed to have enemies die quick
3) the races are different but not different enough.
4) they have a system where each building has an upkeep. You get money through not assigning workers to your farms/mines. But they also need food. As a result you get a stiffling system where you build houses and farms and then only a small part of your workers can work in the mines to get your actual resources. As you get better you can learn how to manage this system well but it still feels stifling. Tip, rush T3 on your castle and get a gold mine asap.
5) most missions I just spend an hour building up my stuff, then steamroll the objective with super units. The missions dont have a bunch of minor things to do while building up. its just building up your killer troops and rape everything
6) the progression system has a few musthaves and a bunch of weak things
7) magic is boring
8) the floating lands system is really cool. My favorite part is taking a small island, filling it with towers and a magic tower, then flying it into the enemy as a battleship

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go to the fucking bathroom you fat cunt

also the campaign is neat as you have the same story from 4 different perspectives. So boring twists actually have some background building up to them. Which is something I wish more games did. But they story itself is pretty boring

also I totally want to fuck the dark elf. Shes a good girl turned bad and needs the dick of understanding

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*ahem*
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!

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>want to buy shit on the sale
>realize that even if i own them i dont feel like playing them

spend your money on other things

i got 5k in the bank what anime and porn games do i blow it on lads?

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i dont really have anything I really want to spend money on. I guess ill just save it up.

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is elite dangerous worth it yet?

blow it on gunpla and anime figures.

when?

Blue Reflection. Porn games on Steam are mostly censored so I can only recommend a few of those.

WINE!!

STOP THIS STANNISPOSTING IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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surely the chair you sit in has to be getting hard and uncomfortable

I rarely use Steam nowadays man. Fuck, I've been barely playing on the PC. Plus, I have way too many games on Steam. I've been enjoying my 3DS and RPi (for emulation).

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nah. I dont need a gamer chair mister twitchstreamer

>Sale drops
>Dailies are back
>flash deals are back
>coal is back
>Half Life VR announced
>Portal 3 announced

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make friends you socially needy fuck

Why does that look like bald Geralt?

what do you want the rest of us to do about it?

didnt say a gamer chair
store.hermanmiller.com/office/office-chairs/aeron-chair/2195348.html?lang=en_US&

>Steam is down

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Are you talking about DSfix or is there a patch for proper 60 fps with the better textures?

read my post :)

>half life VR
end your life

We know it's coming you uninformed fuck.

i dont give a fuck
stop supporting or being excited for VR you stupid cunt
I DONT WANT OT HAVE TO STAND TO PLAY GAMES

>gets shoved with enough force for blood to splatter on the first hit
>guy doesn't even look like he was hit hard enough to fucking frown just gently shoved into the wall and the blood shows up
looks jank as fuck

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>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>I DONT WANT OT HAVE TO STAND TO PLAY GAMES

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>Steam summer sale
>PSN just had a few big sales in a row
>Xbros have gamepass
>Switch has fuck all
Fuck nintendo refusing to drop prices, i'd actually like their gimmick machines if everything wasn't so god damn expensive
>B-but they just had a sale
Yeah i could've got a downgraded skyrim for bing bing $30 wahoo

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>paying for single player games
lmao I bet you buy movies too fag

i stand for 8 fucking hours everyday at work i need my days off so i can stop standing for a whiole

where do i download movies from? cant torrent as ISP is a bunch of spooks

I have 151 games on my wishlist Gabe! Give me discounts!

Each FM usually takes 3 patches to get right, so you’d probably be better off playing 19 till 20 gets fully patched

its only saving money if you where going to buy it in the first place never EVER buy something "because its on sale"

this image is ancient. i remember the first time I saw it as a young lad I thought it was the funniest thing ever

Its cute that you want to act like a authority

*ahem*
Lads, gather round if you would, this includes:

Stannisfags
Robertfags
Nowytendsfags
Radmurefags
Davosfags
Tywinfags
Bericfags
Ramsayfags
Coughfags
Arrgghfags
Qyburnfags
Littlefingerfags
Jamiefags
and that one Podrickfag

I would like to take a moment to just say,

FUCK Dany
FUCK Danyfags
and FUCK roasties

Thank you! Thank you!

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thoughts?

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I just discovered Parsec, which allows you to play games online with others even if the game is local co-op only. I just had a blast playing Overcooked 1 and Towerfall Ascension with my online friend using it, and it's incredible.
I feel like a chump for not finding out about this sooner.
What are some good local multiplayer games that I've been missing out on?

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With no cards dropping this year, what the fuck are they going to do?

how is it saving money if its coercing you into buying something you wouldn't have otherwise/

Cheers to that

Vortex campaign is shit unless you play as the undead DLCs (no Vortex objectives). Stick to Mortal Empires, its way better.

>Gun is still $20
wtf

Most likely censored.

Seems half dead to me.

its clear you need a child in life. No gf?

ANONYMOUS.....WHAT A STUPID NAME

That's what made him one of the few, if not the only good character in GOT. He was just a fat lazy drunk that only took Westeros for power. D&D didn't write him like, "H-Hey, do you see him in a redeeming light yet?" It was either you liked him or you didn't.

bit late to be getting into MHW

>Americans can get a Gun for 20 dollars
>Still complain
Meanwhile in Yurup...

if i have a child i would be buying child things on sale cause i would have been buying them anyway

Based

Late? Monsters ain't going anywhere innit

WHERES THE SALE

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Its literally getting a big expansion soon so actually now is a good time.

GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN

STRONG

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW

For PC, not soon enough.

ONE HOUR BOYS

PRINGLES, CHECK
SUNKIST ORANGE SODA ,CHECK
21 ITEM WISHLIST, CHECK
50.74 DOLLARS IN STEAM SHECKELS, CHECK

LET'S DO THIS

"He was Murdered by a shadow, a shadow with the face of the epic games store"

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But that's my father's heraldry!

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that was the point of his character to be an old worn out king that needs replacing

Gods the writing was strong then

your father is a dumbfuck who burns you alive

Why do so many of you fucks wanna buy Rust but I've never seen a single thread here or on vg. I wanna play with you autists

kotor was on sale at fanatical, both for 3 bucks, you might want to take a look over there

GODS I miss Yea Forumsoars it was strong then
More vines your grace?

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TICK TOCK STANNIS

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should i even bother watching the last episode?

need good RTS recommendations

That actually sounds like it could be a cool plot, too bad it's wasted on eroge.

No I got as far as rewatching it for the first time to s7 and stopped
S8 is
I have no words honestly it must be experienced

I'm looking forward to the comfy steam sale threads, reading and doing recommendations for games is fun

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so just go cancel HBO now?

>Randomly left Sansa and luckily found Stannis in a sea of 20,000+ bodies
What vidya game characters have a skillset like Brienne?

You're fun.

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They've managed to get everyone hooked on their Chernobyl, it being the new Game of Thrones.

i refuse to watch that nothing else on hbo interests me

I mean the last episode was shit for many reasons, but if you're mad about the REEE MAD QUEEN shit then you haven't been paying attention to the series. Dany was always entitled to a metaphorical literal sense.

Ever since flash sales and other competitiveness ended the Steam Summer sales haven't been the same.

looks like a bleach stain

Better than the telltale abortion but still ass. Some of the lore/worldbuilding is cool because GRR worked on it

sale LITERALLY WHERE?! it's past 12 you're slacking gabe.

>Americans being active on Yea Forums at this hour
Summer fucking sucks.

Well i mean, everyone would leave sansa after the shit she pulled when swearing an oath not to tell anyone under a sacred wierwood tree only to break it 5 mins later

no i just need to know if the last episode is worth watching before i cancel the subscription i have no plans to pay it

41 minutes to go bud

oi do you have a loicense to shitpost?

All you are getting is an Artifact expansion and you will like it fuckboi

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Ye. Getting it renewed this thursday so I can keep doing it all weekend.

Tooth and Tail
Dawn of war
Nothing goods came out in years desu

Too busy prepping the Underlords patch

>season 1 was worse than season 8.

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are you going to be here july 4th?

Yeah watch it.
Dany is my crazy Fu now and forever
Ausfag here can't sleep just enjoying the bants all my countrymen turned s o y and sucked the joy out of this site long ago after the great dns block

Probably, why?

CUTE KURISU

fi3ne be back in an hour or so

sauce, milord?

FETCH ME THE POWER LEVEL STRETCHER

i have that day off of work

it's really bad

who here /comfy/ got a nuka cola watching gdq and waiting for the sale

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Where the fuck is the sale fat fuck?

Yeah but in Brienne's case her entire character revolves around her being a "true knight" even though she broke an oath 3 times in only 2 years.

If you didn't give a shit about how the characters were written in the last 4 seasons and cared about what gave this show it's magic then it's a waste of time. There's nothing thought provoking about the ending, just the cast and the writers sucking each other's dicks while giving each character nonsensical endings to ensure a "good, but not great" ending for them..

30 minutes

Good for you.

Why would you watch that tranny ensemble?

>brings the wrong stretcher
NO I ASKED FOR THE POWER LEVEL STRETCHER NOT THE SHITPOST ELONGATOR
GODS YOUR STUPID WHAT A STUPID NAME INCLEL

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Well the oath she swore to cat stark was to protect the stark children

they cut back on trannies alot right now its a couple of dudes having fun doing a crash race

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here here although I'm taking a break until RE2 and SH3 horror block tonight.

Based and Bobbypilled

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I'll sacrifice myself for you.

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If 6 then this will be the best sale ever.

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Based ,simple as

>GoT thread about Steam summer sale
>no ones posted the Steam Summer Sale Battle of Blackwater video

>watermarked

>Let's Arya go free
>Let's Sansa go with Littlefinger
>Gets both people she swore to killed
She was such a failure that they had to write her in the show to be a hero.

>sample
A fruitless sacrifice

Just like anal

>trap
God damn it. I appreciate the sacrifice however, one day I shall repay this debt.

Cutest psycho!

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nigga you could have just shared the artist name

not sure what other word to use for someone who wins and decides to slaughter thousands anyway

Now... Take me jannies.

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If I had it

I seriously regret helping start this shit back in /got/. I thought it was a stupid thing to do over 3 boring threads but nope

Stop lying, user. I started Bobbyposting and I don't regret it whatsoever

>tfw your Got pictures still get posted

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>lets arya go free
She was busy fighting sandor, and criticized pod for letting her run off
>lets sansa go with littlefinger
Sansa told her that she doesnt need her help, pod even mentions that because both girls have rejected her protection, the iath is technically void
>gets both people she swore to killed
How did she get renly killed? Last i checked stannis did it on a whim
How did she get Cat killed? Last i checked Cat sent her off to drag Jaime to KL

Have you even watched the show?

He also had armor that looks like he’s wearing the flayed skin of someone on his back

Slave's sword is really boring. There are better games from kagura games if that's what you're looking for.
If you're looking for best sex - Seed of Evil
If you're looking for comfy story and pretty good combat - Sister Travel
If you're looking for a higher budget hrpg(complete with voice acting and minor bits of animation) - Ideology in Friction

They all have decensor patches and most are mosaic free.

>game of thrones
>furries
>traps

off to a great start, aren't we? what else you guys got?

f to etika

its up

Based

Retard.

ITS SHIT

>Witcher franchise
>Up to 0% off
GG

STEAM GRAND PRIX SALE

WTF IS THIS SHIT

Bottomleft corner of the full image you nigger.

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What's the point of winning if not to slaughter thousands if not millions without anyone to oppose you?

steam dead yo

Every dam time

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>502 Bad Gateway

FUUUUCK

Typical steam, once the summer sale starts, the site just stops.

Why is Akechi so god damned charismatic? It's stupid that they make him so fucking cool only to make him destined to be "lone wolf" counterpart to Joker, who'd make a much better "cunning but without allies rouge"?

s1.webmshare.com/3jwOj.webm

shit fail

>multi-billion dollar company
>still needs 10~ minutes to update the site every time a sale starts, instead of having the server capacity to make it instantaneous the minute it hits

Jesus Christ Gabe you fat fuck.

who /comfy/ here? are you guys ready?

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Both KotOR games are godtier.
Dragon's Dogma is a janky masterpiece, like Shadow of Chernobyl, Dark Souls, or VtMB. Highly recommend it, but don't be afraid to mod it on your first run.
>DmC
user, unless you've played every other game in the series and you just want to know why people act like it's an offense to God, I strongly recommend getting the HD collection, 4 SE, or 5.

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>Posts a link to a webm

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I want to brutally hit that anime tomato girl until she bleeds to be quite perfectly honest family.

LET ME I GABEN YOU FAT FUCK, I SAW SLEEPING DOGS FOR 2 BUCKS AND I WANT IT

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>janky masterpiece,
It works prefectly, there was just a shit ton of cut content, bare bones story but god like gameplay that almost makes up for the previous down falls..

Stfu didnt' intend to post this, i failed my copy paste

rude

Go to reddit with that anti-anime mentality.

RATE MY LIST

anything I should remove? anything I should add?

this post is a meta-level commentary on the state of steam sales in 2019

Would be justified if sound is essential.

Nothing/10

Thanks for the insight
*feeds bullet*

Probly the best list in this thread

ayyyy glad you caught that.
Have some art.

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Got a glimpse of the page, DMC5 35$

That's not a good price.

Thanks for the solid analysis.
I dunno what rare things do you collect user, so have one of mine.
A rare political figure in his youth, guess who. :^)

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is skyrim worth it?

It's decent for a 3 month old game tho

For mods?
Yes.

You can get it cheaper elsewhere. Because it was bundled with AMD gpus, there are a lot of legit keys floating out there. I had it on release day for $15.

Best multiplayer games on sale rn?

WHAT
THE
FUCK?!

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True. Clearly "janky" carries a different meaning for some. I meant it's an awkward and unpolished game, not that it runs poorly or crashes.
It lacks a lot of QoL features to make it enjoyable, some of which were added in later releases, like fast travel, and some that have to be modded in, like relighting the lantern and carry weight modifications.

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same here, can't even access my wishlist.

metal gear survive

>SUMMER SALE

WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE DID THE TIME GO? i JUST REALIZED I MISSED THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS SALE TOO

i'm never going outside again

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>nearing 30 minutes until the site went completely down just to update the goddamn storefront for the sale

MULTI
BILLION
DOLLAR
COMPANY

Same. Hopefully fixed by 1:00

*snap*
yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation

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Just work harder, lmao
Stop being so good damn poor, lol

Damn, I need to try out that GoT map scenario.

>tfw obscure pictures you made like 6 years ago on a gimp binge gets posted relatively recently
>know for a fact it can't be any new posters because of the gap in time
>end up reconnecting with old friends over user yet again

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not in the books, he isn't.
There he is a smart fuck, who can see the future in the flames and actually use it to his advantage.

I see Gabe's going for the Epic audience.

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>he isn't a Corgichad

>Finally got the store to load
>It's a shit sale once again
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Book Roose is basically a massive troll.
Especially to Arya, Jaime, Brienne, Theon and Ramsay
And in general to the whole North although he is starting to lose his cool when stuck at Winterfell and someone, be it Mance or Manderly, started to murder people one by one.

bruh this freaked me out
the goddamn white line, lined up exactly

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I'mma just recommend this here
store.steampowered.com/app/973060/Evil_Maze_2___2/

>Ned
>Bobby
>Tywin
>Stannis
>Roose
the 5 pillars that held the show together

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>Finally able to open the store
>not even a 1% discount on Dragon Quest XI

So what are you guys disappointed with in this sale so far?

>he's one of the most calculating men in the seven kingdoms (almost defeated Tywin in the green fork, but Tywin got lucky with an early warning about Roose's surprise attack, and Roose disengaged early enough to avoid a decisive defeat due to his disadvantage in numbers).
It was implied that Roose lost this battle intentionally. He also sent Tallhart or Glover on a suicide mission to Duskendale to further thin the Northerner's lines. Robb did a huge mistake giving this guy command, it should've been Umber.

Ironically Epic doesn't sell this game, only Steam and Wegame does, and "Wegame" is the actual platform of Tencent, not Epic.
In fact, most Chinese don't use Epic Store, why? Because Epic Store has many regional locks in China and it doesn't support regional prices in China and entire East Asia area. Unlike what you retards want to believe.

Mine just started working.

Everything.

The grand prix gimmick giving away games every day means we get extra shitty discounts this year.

50% discount on Tales of Vesperia, tho.

Mount and Blade DLC worth getting??

TEAM CORGI BITCHES
MAN'S BEST FRIEND MUST WIN

I'd say no. With Fire and Sword is ruined by firearms, Napoleon's Conquest is for multiplayer, Viking Conquest is ruined by everything but infantry being nerfed into the ground.

>Qyburn was absolute righteousness.
Hateful towards nobody.
Indifferent towards those envying and screething at him.
Loyal and protective with those who made him.
Only interested with testing new shit.

Was offed without explanation.
Go home Season8.

>Octopath not on sale

WHY

There's fly in my coffee. Hmmm, first world problems.

GODS THE SALES USED TO BE GOOD

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Get a job nigger

CAREFULL NOW CAREFULL NED

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>he watched every season
hahaha, what a loser

>FUCK Dany
GLADLY

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THEN.

How does a goofy fat guy beat a dragon man? That was always weird to me.

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>Bobby posting
GODS THE /GOT/ GENERALS WERE GOOD BACK THEN

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BOBBY B WAS A FUCKING CHAD BACK IN THE DAY YOU TARGSHIT

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THE ONE TRUE KING

GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN

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BASED

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oWo

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Pleasantly surprised Ace Attorney trilogy is discounted. Sad that Three Kingdoms and FF12 are so pricey.

I sure hope you guys are buying the games!

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SHE DIDN'T BUY SO GOOD!
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

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based