SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

>How did it come to this

how good his dick is gonna feel in her after this is over

>*why am I wearing clothes*

>actually falling for the normalfag trying too hard to fit in and be wacky

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hi

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This nigga is like the sum total of a typical Yea Forums thread condensed into a single speedrunner

how she's soaking the couch in pussy juice waiting to fuck this chad right after this run

cringekino

My cock

This whole run has been a kinky sex act to embarrass her in public as much as possible. She is getting so fucking horny right now.

who even is she
his gf?

how badly she wants to fuck his brains out while he makes terrible sarcastic jokes

I think she likes him.

Trannies seething HARD

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>god I can't wait to get back to our room and suck him off

who is the cute girl

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How much shit he has been getting from staff to his headphones?

>How did I let them talk me into sitting next to this raging faggot

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>gf crossed legs so she can micro grind herself

She can't stop thinking about how fucking moist she is
SSS RUN

keep repeating that. i'm sure people will believe you eventually.

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strawpoll.me/18223901
>strawpoll.me/18223901
strawpoll.me/18223901
>strawpoll.me/18223901

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god i missed cringe

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He knows he's banned and is just going for it now. She's probably sopping wet now.

>crossing her legs to try and conceal how utterly soaked she is
honestly you're probably right

This, honestly, that couch is probably wet by now. He's been teasing her the whole run.

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KEK

>God I'm so horny.

Is this his first time playing this game

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This is just a shit lets play what an absolute legend!

>default dance in front of 70k people and his own girlfriend
the ascendant one

HOW CAN 1 MAN SAVE THIS EVEN SO MUCH??

>we
Yeah she's dick-addicted.

watch and learn, incels
this is how an ugly nerd gets laid

Me on the bottom left

CRINGE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

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Turns out he's fucking alpha. Just made this girl his bitch.

Yea Forums why are you not donating right now? oh thats right cause this is a shill event

Is this just let's play?

Split/Second = S/S run

>i'm letting him impregnate me immediately after this run

The madman

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>not both

OH NO NO NO

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>Im the only girl here but not the only person thats dressed as a girl
>Oh god this is so embarrassing ching chong ni hao

>I'm already in a hole

>he turned his fucking head to look at the girl while running in the wall multiple times

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OHNONONONONO FUCKING GUY

Today is my birthday! :)

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Chad strolling dance

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THAT'S MY FACE RIGHT NOW GIVE IT BACK

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Half the audience left since then

>haha fortnite is bad game
>gamers xD
>redbull amirate
Damn he's so autistic parroting memes from 9gag.

Yes. Which is why he knows what's going to happen on every level.

ELDER GOD TIER RUN

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>Eventually you'll end up in China, which is where your people are from

Ok, I think he went a little far there.

This guy.

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>"I was already in your hole."

This is the best run so far

>tfw no run will ever again perfectly encapsulate the spirit of GDQ this well

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>GDQ still hasn't made the usual during-ruin Tweet about him
He's banned and a half

>China
>epic games fortnite shilling
Uh oh bros

Did girl clasis with boobs do a good run? I went to bed.

Holy shit this guy is cringe incarnate. What the fuck is cutie girl doing hanging out with him? Cutie girl, if you're reading this, you can do SO MUCH BETTER.

>announcer trying to rein him in but this man can't be stopped

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Make this shit end, what the fuck. This is just pure cringe.

you can select both

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he's far more interesting that generic autist who has dragged himself out of the other basement for the first time this year or brain-dead circle jerking cross dresser runners

WHATS WRONG WITH 3 AM RUNS

BONESAW MENTIONED

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Come to think of it that would be the most alpha move one can make just start playing a random game pretending you know how to speed run it

>They're not gonna invite me back after this
top kek

HE SAID IT

BASEEEEEEEEEEDDD

HE SAID IT!

OH NO HE SAID IT.

>Bonesaw mentioned
Yeah, hes gone

When his sister stands up there will be a puddle stained on the couch

>BONESAW MENTIONED AND BTFO

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>They're not going to invite me back after this
>They'll just put you on at 3 in the morning.

Based Bonesaw reference

he's banned for life

HE SAID IT
HE MENTIONED THE FORBIDDEN RUN

He said the thing

UH OH BONESAW REFERENCE
DING DONG BANNU

>bonesaw
Based and banned.

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT! ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW
BONESAW
>BONESAW

>they're not gonna invite me back after this

LMAO
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN
HE ACTUALLY GAVE A SHOUTOUT TO BONESAW'S RUN
HE'S FINISHED

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>HE MENTIONED BONESAW
BANNED FOR LIFE

>BONESAW SHOUTOUT
BANNED AS FUCK

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>bonesaw mentioned
basado y rojopildorado

both honestly

>comparing himself to Basedsaw
Ultrabanned

HE SAID IT

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Oh no he fucking mentioned bonesaw.
He fucking know's hes going to get banned.

THE CHAD AUTIST

>referencing bonesaw

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I'd say rate the run, but we all know where it's going.

S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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GET ME OFF THE STAGE

HE SAID IT
HE FUCKING SAID IT
IT'S OVER
HE'S BANNED.

>Bonesaw
This guy
This fucking guy

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He's really gonna say nigger isn't he?

BANNED TO THE GULAGS

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>ACTUALLY SHOUTED OUT BONESAW RIGHT BEFORE IT ENDED
HOLY FUCK

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT TAKE HIM AWAY

>bonesaw
IT JUST GETS WORSE

HE SAID THE B WORD

>Fortnite shilling

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You are a dumb. This man is more of a legend than you will ever be.

HE MENTIONED IT
HE KNOWS
SSS RUN

>Bonesaw shoutout

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>i wish i were with chad playing fortnite now

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Man this guy needs to work on his social skills. He looks soooo fucking uncomfortable.

The run (gameplay) itself was boring but Yea Forums is going to rate him highly because cringe memes and callouts.
AT LEAST give the dude a separate category instead of lumping him with the runs that were actually good.

BONESAW MENTIONED ! THIS IS THE BEST RUN EVER

AND ANOTHER THING

/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
>/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
>/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
>/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN
>/OUR GUY/, SSS+ RUN

>He's comparing this to the masterpiece that was Bonesaw's Jax run

S

1000000000/!0 - make a new tier. Fuck make a few new tiers.

>rate this run
Banned/10, SSS

She is going to punch him with her ass

HE TOUCHED HER

>caring about who strangers on the internet hang around with because of their sex
cringe

>a game with guns

SSS++++

W H A T
H
A
T

IMAGINE THE SEX

BLESSED RUN

>PUTTING THE GDQ CONTENT STANDARDS ON BLAST
HOLY FUCK

splitsecond ELDER GOD TIER

How do you even rate this?

RATE

THIS

ABSOLUTE

MADLAD

RUN

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And they left to have sex for 12 straight hours

>WAITED UNTIL THE END TO MENTION BONESAW
>BEGS QT GF TO PUNCH HIM ON STREAM
>DABS ON EVERYONE
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

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SSS, what the fuck are you gonna say?

Holy fuck lads. She is getting pounded in 10 minutes.

I'd sniff it

>mentioned Bonesaw

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WHo was bonesaw?

I did art for this guy and his friends once. They underpaid me.

They're gonna fuck hardcore now

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>i'll punch you later
GODSPEED

He literally said it wasn't as good.

SSS+

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did they fucking cut it?

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SO BANNED

Look forward to seeing him on the anhero livestream.

GET HIM OUT OF THERE
GET HIM OUT OF THERE
EVACUATE

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ASCENSION

How can you be so self-unaware?

THE SEX IS GONNA BE AMAZING

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SSS++++
/OURGUY/
ETERNAL GLORY

>OMG THIS RUN WAS SO GOOD SSSS+
>Do I even remember which game he run or what he did? No?

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9/10
SS or S.

FUCKING 10/10

IMMINENT MATING PRESS

>last words are "PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE"

I want to punch her womb with my cock like in my Japanese sex cartoons

Terrible run, elder god tier trolling? I don't know how to feel about this.

god those people were fucking annoying

WE GET IT

YOURE BOTH AWKWARD AND KEEP TALKING

fuckin autism

10/10 SSS+

SSS+ and BANNED/10

easy SSS

cringekino/10

Needs it's own "banned" category, don't fall for the SSS meme.

Who's Bonesaw?

GOD/10

OH YES PUNCH ME LIVE ON STREAM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SHOUTOUTS TO FORTNITE

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Nothing to do with sex my man, I've just seen people (both men and women) put up with a lot of shit from people who are awkward as holy fucking shit and usually abusive because they think they can't do any better.

nice dance there buddy

>immediately heads to the bathroom

SICK
SMOKIN'
STYLE

GIVE THAT HAPA A GOOD FUCKIN BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM FOR ALL OF US YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

Needs a new tier

He roasted fucking EVERYONE and EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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S/S for getting her horny on stream

+++SSS+++

BEST SO FAR

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SSS+

how does something be based yet cringe at the same time

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>rygar that high

is this a joke?

>this dumbass remix
YAH
YAH
YUH
YUUUH

>tfw this entire run was just lowkey foreplay for them

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10/10. You need new tiers. SSS.

SSS+

>he only watches it for the speedruns
Pure cringe lad. I hope none of you do this.

Hola reddit

aw yeah
tubster wailing around randomly is back!

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This kind of cringe it's what I watch this shit marathon for, not disappointed/10

I hope you anons are eating healthily, now that the run is over you should stretch your muscles!

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it's literally a normalfag trying too hard to fit in
>making fun of Fortnite and gamers jokes xD
Damn such an autistic guy

>all these losers getting bootyblasted by the boy with some personality
lads, that's fucking pathetic.

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Give me a quick rundown on Metroid Prime 2 run

WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
that guy's back again?

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HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND TO HER FACE ON STREAM
HE DIRECTLY SHOUTED OUT BONESAW'S BANNED RUN
HE MADE A PLANE CRASHING JOKE
AND NOW HE'S GOING BACK TO HIS ROOM TO DESTROY HER PUSSY

THIS DUDE IS BASED AND BANNED FOR REAL

shut the fuck up, at the end of the day this shit is about being entertaining. if you have a sick/super fast run but can't do commentary to make people care then you don't belong on GDQ, just collect your world record and stay home. stop acting like this is some purist sport that you give a shit about more than two weeks a year

very reddit run

makes sense you guys would eat it up

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cringe and bluepilled

uhhh so this is how gamers get a gf...

great balding dance fuck is bad

>Ω: Metroid Prime 2
how'd that run go? i fell asleep the game before it started
also this run sucked, dont mistake commentary with the actual speedrunning and call it good

"Dr ViceroyOfMonteCristo - Or - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fist (2019)"

>tfw no tsundere qt youtuber gf that constantly makes fun of me for being an embarrassing sperg

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he never fucking left

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Good idea, thank you.

>reddit already crying about the run

mad lad just dabbed on this tranny event

Shut the fuck up retard
I love split/second

S or above.

SSS must watch.

Reminder that the runner will go lick that asian qt pussy then fuck it hard, all while Yea Forums is here fucking their anime pillow.

Yeah, I'm gonna stretch if you know what I mean

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Another solid proof that WMAF fags are top tier specimen

PANTY STATUS:
>

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HE TALKED SHIT ABOUT REDBULL HAHAHAHA

link?

Happy Birthday.

Stay there.

I really don't get it, this is what Yea Forums unironically consider an "autistic" person.

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fuck you bitch. just for that im gonna lay down in an uncomfortable position in a jerking motion

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this
cringing at shit like this is a sign of your own insecurity

People in GDQ twitch chats always seem so oblivious and happy. I wish I could be that carefree and happy bros...

thank god we got an authority on redditness right here guys

Pretty good / 10

NO YOU CAN'T SAY THESE THINGS YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN NOOOO!

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guten morgen actual redditor

Not a speedrun game, and the playthrough was boring. But, Yea Forums is hilariously teenage central, so of course they are going to rate him high out of cringe memes.

Add him to the unique ban list.

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asian too

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It's not that even they're particularly funny or skilled, it's that they were willing to entertain the audience/viewers which NO ONE HAS done so far in the event.

Missedit , did he really get banned?

but all children from those relationships are incels!

Fun while watching is a big factor. It could be the most amazing speedrun in the world, but if you sit there in silence you aren't going to keep peoples attention.

Yea Forums getting assblasted over guy with personality and an asian gf

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>if you have a sick/super fast run but can't do commentary
S is for the runs that have both of that. Not this shit. That's why I recommended a new category, not just adding more fucking Ss.

Taking bets on which day she'll fuck some other guy.

>Worse than Bonesaw
>Implying Bonesaw isn't the best GDQ run ever

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AAAAAAAA STOP

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link it up faggot

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...

was that actually his gf? goddam that autist is based as fuck, truly an inspiration to us all

have a laugh for once in your fucking lives

>run just ended
>GDQ Tweets about something completely unrelated to it
>has not Tweeted about the Split/Second run since pre-run
Just how fucking banned can one man be?

>he has a kym account
knowyourmeme.com/users/viceroy-of-monte-cristo/editorships

>S/S:
Too low.

WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT POOR LITTLE REDBULL!

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Is this kid just the average zoomer? I am out of touch with youth today

Reddit is actually shitting on the guy. Saying he's cringe and a shitlord for shitting on the sponsors and this whole event.

Tsunami warning

What would you call Rygar if he was of african descent?

>reddit hates him
/Our guy/

Most likely
Guy was sleep depraved, flew too close to the sun, mentioned Bonesaw and mocked the charity

Awful, mostly oob with minimal interaction from the couch.

Oh yeah he is 100% getting banned and he knows it.

how much of a bitch can you possibly be? people need to lighten the fuck up and stop being offended by everything around them

LMAO THESE FAGGOTS ARE LITERALLY CALLING HIM CRINGE AND POSTING ABOUT HOW SACRED CORPORATE SPONSORS ARE WHILE HE'S GETTING BACK TO HIS ROOM RIGHT NOW TO PLOW HIS CUTE GF WHO HE JUST PUBLICLY HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF 70K PEOPLE

BASED

she's about to go straddle her hitachi wand and scream into a pillow

then he'll walk in by mistake without knocking as she's cumming her fuckin brains out

BAM

real life 3d hentai ensues

Anything good happen last night? Stopped watching when that shitty Prey game was being run. Also, good morning burgerbros.

YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT THE SPONSOR IN ANYWAY UNLESS IT IS PROMOTING THEIR PRODUCT

why is he so based

Only trannies would get mad at this mad lad

>NOOOO HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF CORPORATIONS
fucking bootlickers

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c57xuw/the_splitsecond_run_probably_has_the_worst/
reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c57sst/splitsecond_run/

Redbulls marketing team is all getting 9am wake up call like "How do we save this?"

Ready for the crystal sharts run

Kek

probably all trannies

Check his reddit account, he actually plays Fortnite

don't think anyone here is doing that friend. you might still think that you're posting on reddit

Reddit needs to be deleted.

Sleep deprived*
Fuck I need sleep too

Then he's based in my book.

nice belly

To those on plebbit and twitter, how much are they reeeeing right now?

If you guys are not actually not interested in the speedruns, why do you watch a speedrun events and not your regular twitch or youtube e-celeb cringe content?

>dancing "dad" returns
The fact that he's out there wiggling his meaty arms and looking like a tard isn't what triggers me, what triggers me is that he's not even doing it to the beat of the song. Makes me big mad.

It needs one of the following as its own tier
>BANNED
>BASED
>GOT LAID
>MADMAN

>Kirby Air Ride next
My body woke up early for this

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>europoors are actually mad about the english speaking comment

NOOOOO THE SPONSORS

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All these people defending this guy because you all got beat up in high school for being just like him and you guys gotta stick together now. It's cool, I get it, and good for that guy for somehow finding the secret to befriending and smashing that hot asian pussy. But if she leaves him he will never ever recover so I hope to fucking god he locks that down.

Unironically reasonable for an event like this. Why would they pay to sponsor the event just to have people on the stream shit on them.
Runner was based but gdq have a legitimate reason to be pissed desu

Euros mad
(((sponsor))) defense force mad
everyone mad

Yea Forums and the types of people who watch these events aren't actually Yea Forums go-ers

just normies and redditors mostly

>mentioned bonesaw
>jabbed at sponsor
>reddit hates him
confirmed our guy

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>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
damn, Yea Forums really is reddit.

this honestly
have you even read the thread, friend? back to /r/eddit you go

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>"I was really looking forward to this run"
>It's Split/Second
Fucking cookie cutter Reddit phrases

Someone PLEASE think of the multi million dollar company!

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GOD I WANT AN ASIAN TO FART VIOLENTLY ON THE UNDERSIDE OF MY DICK

>only people like him have personality
That's nice guy thinking "girls like bad boiz" then go full tryhard

Keep crying on Reddit while this dude fucks his girlfriend who he humiliates publicly like a chad.

>B-But he insulted the great king RedBull!
Got these people are somehow more embarrassing than Yea Forums

>Everyone is just saying how much they loved the run
Ok? So you mean reddit loved it?

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I'm defending him because he is the ONLY person so far that made an effort to be ENTERTAINING.

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Because this is live and unfiltered

>kirby block
>no edobween going POYO
are they learning?
she must be massive now if the year by year is anything to go by

THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

Glad I stayed up this late
my body is ready for some kirbys air ride

>Bonesaw got banned for a cringe-inducing borefest of a run
>This guy had a cringe-inducing borefest of a run
Hope he gets banned too.

woah dont forget to donate with this message my fellow gamer!

viceroyofmontecristo.tumblr.com/
>tumblr filled with sonic
O U R G U Y

Oh btw, if someones looking for her on youtube, its Skymin Slash

Anyone have clips of him talking shit?

He impregnated her with stinky cum and now her parents have her marrying him out of honor

Banned: Split/Second

You think we were lying? This is literally a subreddit.

[–]BluntAsPossible [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

Yo /u/coolmatty could you please tell your runners to stuff the anti euro garbage

please don't summon the hambeast

bit too specific there projector-kun

>reddit completely shitting on his run and unironically offended by comment about europeans not speaking english

these guys act like bonesaw's run was a hilarious meme but then they see something on that level live and hate it, fuck humanity

NOOOOOO THIS IS NOT TRUE REDDIT HATED THIS RUN!!!

mornin, reddit

you can go back now

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we already that dosage already before

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>implying i didn't make a r*ddit account just to dab on em

>butthurt euros actually crying about the english comment

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Twitter trannies are seething over that Split/Second run

The whole run is golden, guy was rambling incoherently.

This is why ESA will always be better

Anyone into the Split/Second discord? I wanna see some dilating from their chat right now lmao

They already did that Day 1, they played Nightmare in Dreamland.

Still, STILL no "what an awesome run!" Tweet from GDQ.

For your information I paid attention to the entire run.

>Bonesaw
>cringe-inducing borefest
t. Owen Wilson

Happy birthday! Feliz cumplianos! Yom chuledet semeach!

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You know that run was fucking great when redditfags complain about "cringe " and "innapropriate" comments

This the shit that makes white girls like us black chads

I bet she makes SFM porn

what do you mean? they liked it

Fair enough, though I also have a friend who always tries to be "entertaining" but he sucks at it and just ends up looking like a blabbering idiot. Sometimes effort doesn't pay off.

instagram.com/skyminslash/?hl=en

>Yea Forums claims to hate reddit and tumblr yet they keep browsing them

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my mistake
i missed the first day

>loli esports
now that is a type of esports I could get behind

PERSON I DON"T LIKE is seething over the SplitSecond run!

Is he the only person with the balls to actually shoutout Bonesaw's banned run on camera?

if people on reset and twitter and reddit say yikes enough, you know you made it

the highest of compliments

yeah yeah, you're a girl

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and some hated it.

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I can assure you it's americans getting offended on behalf of others. Again.

KIRBY AIR RIDE LET'S FUCKING GO

youtube.com/watch?v=vbZ2RLlRVxs

DEAR GOD

I WANT HER TO SHIT ON MY FUCKING BALLS SO BAD DUDE

ID BASH A PUPPY TO DEATH WITH MY OWN FUCKING SKULL JUST TO HAVE HER FART ON ME

Welcome to 2011.

i was wondering where i had heard his name before

turns out he's on a fucking homestuck discord server that i run of all things

i just poked him, anything you guys wanna tell him?

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You're right, I too have smashed hot asian pussy.

>it's the bad Vietnamese Asian look
Yeah, that's a shame.

>self-aware shitposting autist
truly ourguy

the true duality of Yea Forums

>Doggo Afficianado

oh no no no no

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>literal who twitter trannies are mad
why should I care?
why do you care?

>ywn be at this level of gamer

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my waifu

I can physically feel your seething from here

does anyone even use tumblr anymore? i assumed they all left for twitter

the guys on Tony Hawk did too, they referenced the owen wilson joke

funnily enough, another of the only great runs this gdq

I've never been to either of them, the ones that have are literal Redditors who came here

C U T E

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I know this is a joke, but this is truly what you believe is the thoughts of women? Being horny around disgusting smells like body odor so pungent it smells like crab rangoon? Or farts that reek of fake food and plastics, or is it the clothing that screams 'virgin I'm never getting laid', that makes them so uncontrollably wet? Or being around little 'boys' and the thought of manipulating them be since they're too autistic for social que's is exciting

just tell him his run was fun

tell him a random user thought he had the most entertaining run so far

We all wish we could be this Chad.

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HE'S BASED

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don't worry, it's over
you didn't have to suffer

Tell him he's an absolute madchad.

t. Tranny

>no edobean
>a watchable kirby run
Am... am I dreaming?

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godspeed

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this, it was 100% obvious he was shitposting irl there and its usually only mutts that are dumb enough to get triggered by that.

where the hell is pleb chat

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>someone donated $1340 to her
she's way out of your league user.

AYYLMAO

i cant hold back all this precum

i love KAR, but this is just boring for a speedrun

>yes my capitalist masters, I did right by you and made sure everyone only said good things. please transfer a few cents so I can continue spreading the good word

What the fuck am I reading

Based autism-o

tell him his ship is good.

Her feet aren't very good

Not seething, just experienced enough to know a thing or two.

>I know this is a joke
>but this is truly what you believe

WHY

ARE

YOU

SO FUCKING STUPID

This thread is it

Some of her cosplay's pretty cute.

Now that is a gamer pose

Go to Trihex, popout chat
Open GDQ
Shitpost

sent

trihex as always. He's not hosting but everyone in chat is watching, just pop out the chat

General threads belong on /vg/.

Only the men, the women end up fine. So do a reverse of china and throw all the male children in the river.

>Hello, this is the owner of the Split/Second discord and I guess the one whom the humiliation of this falls on most
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look at this fucking guy. I'm always astounded when this kind of people talk about themselves as if they're someone really important and worthy of respect. "owner of split/second discord' fuck off and eat a cock

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that's just a couple Yea Forums-tards larping, reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c57xuw/the_splitsecond_run_probably_has_the_worst/

based poster

You belong on Reddit rulefag.

You just have to learn to call out and make fun of them all equally.

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Tell him Yea Forums currently has him rated as the best run of the marathon so far.

fuck off newfag

>being this summer
Whew lad ...
how bout we lurk a bit more before talking with the big kids okay sweetie?

shut the fuck up faggot

not a general retard

I don't mind people being hyped and entertaining, but it was crystal clear from start his intention was just doing meme sprouting and basically ignoring the game he ran. It was so forced and he was trying way too hard to try and become the "memester" of GDQ or something.

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WOW A COUCH OF NOBODYS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF WITH INSIDER JOKES

HOW ENTERTAINING

BRING BACK THE LOOSECANNON

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Make sure you check your Junk Mail folder, user.

OMG KIRBY AIR RIDE

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>couch girl is wannabe FTM

now that's a dam twist

Black chad with 4 white HOES, one for each day of the week. U mad?

>europoors
>handling bantz
Pick one

>We need a mature person to represent our community
What is this fucking politics? He's literally there to entertain and drive donations.

why would I browse Yea Forums outside of relentless shitposting about live events?

I think he means performed worse than bonesaw. Which is incorrect, I remember the montage of failure in that one section of the game.

this game looks like shit lol

is anyone making a cap for this guys threads?

Reminder that Viceroy himself said S/S discord has 70 members which is less than most shitty circlejerk servers set up by twitter artists

You have to remember, these people have absolutely nothing in life

>tfw you missed the split/second run

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fucking FANTASTIC

this

The jak and daxter "community" did that too.

I found it hilarious. I know everything isnt supposed to be political but i took it as a jab to european immigration policy where they bring niggers that dont speak english by boatload.

I actually laughed pretty uncontrollably to the comment

dilation/10

Banned

You literally didn't miss anything. Bunch of people saying the guy is an absolute chad because his gf is cute and he has absolutely no filter on stream due to being awkward as fuck. Probably banned for mentioning the sponsors and stuff, again because he was just verbally vomiting at the end.

Reminder that GDQ has not Tweeted about Split/Second since before the run..

back to bland shit guess ill go back to nocturne

those guys should get a room

Oh cool, did h work on the game?

Oh

Does he work for the company that developed the game?

Oh.

Does he get paid for it?

For free, huh?

you will never be this alpha

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>this bland forced commentary
>this is what redditors find epic

hello /r/eddit

Please for the love of God archive this trainwreck of a S/S run this is the best tihng to happen in GDQ don't let it disappear

kys

It was a terrible, awkward run, with two resets and going over estimate.
Yea Forums was transphobic of course.

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fuck off tranny

sent him all your well wishes

i'll let you guys know if he says something back

only saw half the spli/second, what was this "English" thing I see mentioned?

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>say something funny Yea Forums

what do you say in front of the crowd?

you know this guy was memorable because people are still talking about him instead of the shitty run currently going on

Cute.

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kys incel

nigger

see was a guy that only had the intention of trying to get fame by being the meme sprouting runner at GDQ

But the summer visitors will think this is EPIC WIN xD and eat it up like shit.

(((they))) didn't like the run, looks like we won't be seeing him again

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nigger

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>this is the best tihng to happen in GDQ
How new are you

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He said " Hello people who don't speak English" right after saying only Europe was watching.

NIGGER

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did you help your favorite girl pay her bills Yea Forums?

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He's literally schwinging her

He called Europe "people who don't speak English"

Euros got offended, as expected

>Not this run.

>ThaRixer getting absolutely assblasted every time somebody says anything positive about bonesaws run
You can tell he's seething that his Jak runs aren't as well liked.

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Damn I forgot Pearstrike even existed

>watching gdq for "technique" and not for the pure unleashed autism

people who think speed runs take skill are the worst kind of people, they can't laugh or have fun like a normal person

Can you all put away your alpha glasses for a moment and remember this is now a PROFESSIONAL event with sponsors and a code of conduct? The S/S run was entertaining to watch ONLY to see how crazy it could get, but he will almost definitely be banned from running for it all. If he would've left out about 3 things that he said, this would've just been a massive BASED ALPHA run and he would be back next year, but he didn't leave them out, so he will be BANNED.

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uhm please stop being transphobiaphobic??

If you haven't noticed they are extremely fragile. It's why so many of them are obsessed with crying about the US here. Actual fucking faggots the lot of them.

What would happen if I took out your mask?

There's too much going on to follow for my old mind.

Hey gamers, does anyone here know what the numbers 13 and 50 have in common?!?!

This run is shit. The game is shit too. Not to mention all the inside jokes these fags keep going on about.

>pressing A

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shes giving him a blowjob in the bathroom right now while you beta faggots shitpost in a tranny thread

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not all, just some autistic ones

"something funny"

june 4th 1989 tiananmen square massacre

>Euros got offended, as expected
Reddit trannies and blue checkmarks got offended. No normal person cares

im gonna assume thats a tranny

How? How do you run that low on money?

I think it was funny.

>cut down on eating out
awesome, just cut down on eating in general and i'm sure people will be eager to throw money at you

>missed tranny prime 2
Reading the threads during that time paints a grim picture of it overall

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>professor(((STEIN)))

Women will always get money

but user, you're shitposting in a tranny thread.

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no just a fat woman.

>47 dollars

I thought Uyama pays the announcers. Does she have a normal job?

>These bills are overwhelming
>I feel like don't even deserve to go to anywhere..
actually baiting some whiteknight to offer her cash

was it memorable in a good way though like bonesaw?
chibi, all the trannies and the crash bandicoot runner who said he's gonna kill everyone were also memorable

how can Americans be so bad with money?

>Reddit trannies and blue checkmarks
So Euros

>ill make sure to send some pics and such
No shame. Reverting to a her basic instincts too.

What happened?

shoutouts to moot

>has a dog instead of a cat
Top-tier wife material.

who cares? gays die quick has been getting worse with each year and is barely watchable now. better one great run than fizzling out with pc poz.

you mean notch right? maker of minecraft?

my mom does loan processing. people just buy shit they can't afford all the time. it's insane.

both are prime numbers

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KYS you will never be a cute tranny like Tina.

new thread

Oh fuck I forgot about SGDQ this year. Did I miss any good runs or anything meme worthy?

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There's literally nothing wrong with using reddit.

stop projecting and dilate

ask what his gfs ass smells like

>Americans seething about Europeans that got "triggered" despite they just thought it was a fun joke

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B-BUT Yea Forums TOLD ME WOMEN LIVE ON EASY MODE!!! THEY ALL GET FREE MONEY THROWN AT THEM AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK!!!!

what a fucking faggot

50 is not a prime number

kek

I was hoping to find a Twitter or Tumblr post of the split second runner saying he's banned from GDQ but it looks like he mainly uses discord for talking about stuff that isn't sonic and homestuck.

I don't use any other websites for posting at all.

this

everything you expected. bitchy troon fucked up multiple times, got ornery with the announcer, went over estimate and fucked off. it was shit.

>THIS SPEEDRUNNER IS DEPUSIONAL
I N F I R M A R Y

only cute ones

Apparently Overest + runner freaking out at times and the crowd being completely silent. Trainwreck.

>cancelled ALL my twitch subscriptions
>people who subscribe to multiple twitch streamers have no money management skills
Whoah!

This could be medical bills? I remember one of her hands is fucked so it could be due to needing medial shit done?

>50
>prime

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y-yeah

whats her youtube channel?

Just open a Patreon account under an alias and tease virgins into giving you money for lewds.

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never seen a retard fail on easy mode?

People fail easy mode all the time. Just look at game journalism.

>Yea Forums claims to hate trannies
>Yea Forums is constantly shilling tranny streams

you missed like three, most recent being last one

>denouncing your own representative to try and promote your community

the people who hated the run aren't gonna be convinced by this comment, but the people who actually liked the run are gonna be turned off. fuck this guy and fuck reddit

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>why would I browse Yea Forums outside of relentless shitposting about live events
you're why Yea Forums is shit

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dilate

Hello sophie labelle.

>"people who don't speak English"
Americans? They speak American after all.

what's this track called

That's hypocritical to say when the vast majority of offended blue checkmarks trannies are from the US.

fuck

perhaps finding employment might work?

melon

>Yea Forums is one person
Based retarded tripfag

>tumblr
sweetie after tumblr killed all the porn no one uses it anymore

I donated

>tumblr killed all the porn
what really? what a retarded descision.

>Good shit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HE SAID A SWEAR!!!!!

Mustaches are making a comeback

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Women are the original NEETs

now we just need mullets to make a comeback