SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

>the plane crashed

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are biological girls even allowed to be here? wtf is this shit

We're about to watch this man lose his mind live on stream

>skrunt
>jerma
oh no

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>the plane crashed
With no survivors?

Runner and commentary guy are gonna be super homo in their hotel room later.

BANNED BANNED BANNED DOMESTIC ABUSER

Seethe more

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Mother of god.... this is autism gold.

*snap*
Yep this one is going in my cringe compilation

what is it with americans and having to be extroverted and saying everything they fucking think?

>im going to kill you
OH NO NO NO NO ITS THE REPEAT

>That was the joke
Oh god he is so bad, it made me laugh

>Add a girl to the couch and the runner turns into a rambling-on spaghetti dispenser.
Like pottery

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He's losing his mind 10/10

>the plane crashed

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do they fuck?

>WM/AF
THE ABSOLUTE BEST COMBO!

is he on drugs?
the fuck is he saying?

>an actual normal girl
NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

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oh no
dont do this buddy

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>I'm going to kill you
banned

Niggers are made of cheese

this guy

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>I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Best run coming in.

god shut up announcer

You fags rated slipstream a fucking C because "hurr racing games aren't speedruns"

This is what a bad racing run looks like you fucking retards.

with no survivors

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This autistic dude is going to race that girls cunt after the speedrun while you fags are just going to keep shitposting about trannies

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THIS GUY DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

>based skymin slash on the couch
she's so fucking cute

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OH SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING BANNED
HE LITERALLY SAID HE WAS GOING TO KILL HER

kek

>I *am* going to kill you

>I'm going to kill you
BANNED

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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I can feel my vagina clenching as this guy gives commentary. I don't even have a vagina.

haha

The girl's just there to look funny and cute
Imagine how seething the trannies are right now

>someone with a gun comes up to you and points it at your head until you decide to speedrun a game of your choice or go tranny
what do you do? what is the game?

If they're together then he's not an incel

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omfg

what bird is this?

Is he our guy
holy kek

this is the cringe that I came for

BASED

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my BRAIN XDehehehehe I HAVE NOT SLEEP TEEEHEEE IM ALL OVER THE PLACE IM SO ZANY

>calling out Jewflix

and this is why i plan to kms

She is so wet watching this dude get banned for threatening to murder her.

Dude is on amphetamines to wake him up. His mind is foggy but he can still play twitch games because his nerves are fired up. He also won't stop talking.

he based, unironically

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i've got another donation from GAAAAAR!

I will speedrun RE4

>By the way, I'm still playing this game
Sleep deprivation is kino
>mentioning Bezos
Oh no son don't do it

WHAT'S HER NAME? GIVE ME A NAME

Oh shit that is her, no wonder she looked familiar.
inb4 she slips out a "fuck".

please stop

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THIS GUY IS SO GETTING BANNED BUT GODDAMN IF I'M NOT HAVING FUN

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Is that a girl? Someone enhance

>John/Jane
Great taste on the couch

don't they always post actual photographs on their twitter? they must have posted thsi chick in high quality already, someone post her, reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Based annoying cringe runner

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>pepe shit
>underage asian gf
>chad as fuck calling out Jewflix
>genuine hardcore autism
He IS Yea Forums.

Who is the woman on couch and why does it look like she doesn't know him?

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Redpills incoming

>just woke up
>runner is making fun of Bezos while being streamed on Amazon.tv
Who is this literally b& legend?

If anyone starts bitching about her, you'll who's doing it.

This is terrible.

>None of you have any taste.
>You don't either!
2019 compilation here we come.

Shovel Knight or Tenjou no Tempest, I enjoy playing them a lot and I wouldn't mind trying to speedrun them.
Also you didn't say I'd have to get WR or anything so does it really matter?

this guy is just fucking stream of conciousness
everything he says is a non-sequitur
im fucking dying

A real life girl! I've never seen that before!

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What drugs would guys take before doing a run at GDQ?

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how does an autistic basedboi like him get a qt asian gf?

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

Yea Forums I am dying...

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

>trannies that spend 2 hours a day trying to pass still don't look as feminine as an actual woman that barely tries

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I had no idea who it was till i heard her talk. pretty sure that guy is a TF2 player

>we need more representation from the racing games speedrunning community
Ooh he getting that banhammer alright

that girl is my gf! :)

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That's what I thought about the Kirby guy when his eyes were bugging.

any of you going to sniff that coach when run ends and she leave?

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>Hiveswap and TF2
It only gets worse

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all of them

you mean the children of WM/AF are incels

He's the guy who made the racing game speedrun joke in the last thread. Say hi!

Fun fact

Amphetamines

This dude is such a chad. He is going to finish this run by giving that slut a hot creampie on the couch and yell time right when he nuts.

GDQ'S Twitter: Amazon we are so sorry, pls don't sue us.
Amazon: Wait, what?

JUST

WHAT

THE

FUCK

This guy is so banned it hurts

RIGHT NOW BABYYYYYY

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>fortnite

Do the dab! Dab!

How the fuck does a 2010 X360 game still look this good

>You are such an embarrassment

SSS-tier

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finally some good fucking cringekino

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ohnononono he got bullied

What a mad man.

B A S E D
C H A D

>fortnite shirt
based

this guy's got fucking bits during the loading screens

*dabs on gdq*

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I'm gonna download some WM/AF porn off of Empornium later today, anyone got some cute azn american pornstars to look out for? or is it all amateur stuff nowadays?

ok this runner is based

> You are such an embarrassment

What is this

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OOOHHH GOOOD

holy shit

This guy's dick is barely concealed by his shorts.

BASED

kino run boys

>IT'S COMING OUT RIGHT NOW BABY
>OHHHH GOOOOD
holy kek someone's getting laid later

This guy is trying too hard, it's like a normalfag trying to fit in with Yea Forums or something.

Since I already know a couple speedgames, I'll just pick one of these. Doesn't say I have to come within an hour of WR.

World record speedrun

HE SHOUTED US OUT

Shoutouts to GAYming

>people on the couch are actually having legitimate fun

ban these shitheads. I don't want this, I want trans rights!

What is that shirt he is wearing now? And he is dropping all the spaghetti now

>shits on Bezos, owner of Twitch
>shits on Fortnite, the second biggest thing lining Bezos's pockets

This run is great but fuck we're not seeing this guy at a gdq again.

into the S tier right away

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holy fuck this guy is actually a genius
he is 100% sarcastic

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BAN HIM

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HE'S SELF AWARE

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There is no end to this man

BASED AS FUCK

THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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>Autistic
>Awkward
>Meme shirt
>Asian girlfriend that is also awkward
>Cringe
>Cringe compilations
Where on Yea Forums are you you autistic retard?

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its a girl. she runs a tf2 youtube channel and she's adorable

HE'S TOO SELF AWARE MAKE IT STOP!

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>singlehandedly running the entire event into the ground
HE IS Yea Forums

jesus he's going to take her back to their hotel room and fuck her relentlessly. i bet he chokes her the fuck out during as well, threatening to kill her

he ded

I was half expecting "and they hate Israel."

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Wow I was not expecting this. Glad I stayed up for this. He's jacked up on something.

unironically based

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Maybe hes just autistic and not a degenerate like the majority of this board.

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OMG SHE ASIAN! AN ASIAN GIRL! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

this guy is literally going to have sex after this

guess who is never doing another GDQ

shitting on redbull during your run
>A+

Imagine how much the cute asian on the couch is ovulating right now

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Based runner

what a fucking legend

Jade Kush

link to youtube

this whole run

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a Fortnite shirt

CRASHING THIS STREAM

I am VERY surprised she's not already on his dick.

THIS GUY IS SO CRINGE HE'S BASED
THE ULTIMATE FILTER

alright, i like this guy

>He IS Yea Forums.
yes he is exactly like the redditors that infest this board

What is this guy on?

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skymin slash

SHE'S MOVING CLOSER
SMOOTH MOVES INCOMING

>fucked her so hard the couch broke
ABSOLUTE MADLAD

BASED COUCH FORCING HER TO SIT CLOSER
THEY'RE GONNA FUCK ON CAMERA BROS

EVEN THE COUCH IS DYING
STOP THIS MADNESS

>moves closer
He's getting it bois

>she's getting closer

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This is a gamer run

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>shes getting closer

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Link channel pretty please?

Anyone got a hires pic of the girl? I can't tell if she's cute or not

>shes moving in closer
its not fair bros

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Loving the audience, they're worried he's going to pull out a gun.

he's sleep deprived and slowly losing it.

Oh for the love of god let this be WR

palm nut vulture

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he doesnt give a shit.

>Please let me back

He knows he is banned now

SHE MOVED CLOSER
They're having sex so hard after this.

The game is mediocre but the runner is amazing, i haven't been this entertained all week

>PLEASE LET ME BACK

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>Please invite me back, I'm so desperate
>Cry-laughing
k i n o

Everyone is going to rate this run the best one ever despite the fact no one actually watched him play the game and the game and run is boring as fuck.

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>"move closer slut"
C H A D

Twitch

This guy is fucking RUTHLESS

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He needs to concentrate on going fast

>SHE'S OVULATING SO HARD SHE MAKES UP AN EXCUSE TO MOVE CLOSER
holy fuck this guy is getting some mean asian pussy

WE HAVE A SSS RUN RIGHT HERE.

9/10
this is the best run this gdq
the only way it gets better is if he impregnates the qt right after

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This is her twitch

Sex live soon

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*ahem*
"Fuck everyone sponsoring this event and fuck everyone streaming this event"

THIS DUDE FUCKS! AND HE'S THE NEW BONESAW AND JUST LIKE BONESAW HIS ASS IS FUCKING BANNED

This dude is jacked up. Probably concealing a raging boner too. It's hilarious.

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They probly even did prior to the run.

asian girl inches closer....

WHEN WILL SHE CHANGE HER SHIRT?

is this the bonesaw tribute run?

its magic

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YOU CAN CUT THE TENSION WITH A KNIFE

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aaaah source
i forgot the name of this and been searching for a month

This guy is giving me a headache.

He is going to cum in every hole she has as soon as they get back to their room.

He's getting banned right?

God forbid a mediocre game has a good runner

>mike jewayama is going to come out on stage to fellate this guy because he asserted his dominance
screenshot this, it will happen

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HE'S GONNA SAY IT!

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>I almost went to sleep instead of this
Thank you for talking me out of it Yea Forums.

WE NEED MORE BLOWING

SSS STYLISH FUCKING RUN

we're watching it unlike you

He's so in.

>coach is soaking wet afterwards
imagine being in the presence of this fucking terachad

>drone bombs
BASED

>Blowing up drones

based

>good runner
it's literally a lets play of a race game.

SHOW THE GIRL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>drones (which didn't exist when the game came out)
>2010

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I wonder what her shits look like

SSS-tier speedrun
my fucking sides

bro she cute AF

HE'S GONNA GET GDQ DRONESTRIKED BY AMAZON

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we know... well most of us.

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I just got off work, what's this guy doing?

>drones
HE KNOWS

You can hear her fucking drip over the couch

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>back to their room
The second the camera cuts. On the couch. Right there.

No, he needed to preserve his essence so he wouldn't underperform during the speedrun. They can fuck after.

give this guy burnout 3 next time

Yea, he shat on their sponsor. Its instant ban, im not even surprised if they mercy kill this if he keeps going off the rails

>he's now describing how to make drones into literal bombs
This dude is a GOD. No wonder she is DYING to jump on his cock right now.

link the girl's channel

Metroid Prime 2 and Borderlands 2 are not boring games but they still had the worst runs

youtube com/user/SkyminSlash/videos

she is

>SHITTING ON CHARITIES
HOLY FUCK BASED

HOLY SHIT

fuck wrong wit u

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>You can just... tape a can of gas to a drone
HE'S GONNA FUCKING DO IT LADS
TAKE COVER

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WINK WINK

It's been a while anons, why don't you guys get up and stretch your muscles?

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>drone blowing

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>wink wink

BAN THIS ASS RIGHT NOW

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S tier run because it's the ONLY entertaining one so far

did this guy just fucking call out the money laundering

>wink wink

He's a dead man

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She's getting bleached tonight boyos.

her pussy is fucking twitching

That fucking look.

>I care about my community
>destroy drones!
Holy shit this guy

based shitting on the "charity"

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RIP GDQ career

Crashing this stream with no survivors

SSS tier

>watching the subfags in twitch chat get mad at this commentary
BASED

exhentai.org/s/8458546524/450139-1

>calling out """charity"""
Redpilled as fuck.

When did lets play become the new buzzword for these?

wait for pic 2

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They did, just not military ones

I think he meant the kind of drones you can pick up at Wal-Mart, not military drones

So unless he's playing 4D chess that was a very unfortunate thing to say at this particular time

nobody can stop him at this point

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Man with taste right here

HE'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

SHUT IT DOWN THINK OF THE CHILDREN

This run is fucking amazing. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This guy is such a fucking dork, it's incredible. At first I was cringing and now I'm just loving it.

How long until the madlad shits directly on MSF?

That girl is clearly regretting all of her life decisions that brought her to that couch right now

>shitting on the "sense of charity"
This guy is a legend.

PERMABANNED

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why does he have sores on his legs

those bruises and scabs on his knees

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just got here, whats going on with this guy

BEST RUN WE HAD IN FUCKING YEARS

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>20 more minutes of this

He has clearly ascended beyond autism into the realm of the ultra-chad.

The fact that he is just having a bit of childish fun and is going to get banned for it is pretty sad

pic 2 here

this guy is an absolute CHADman

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>CALLING OUT CHARITY AND CHAT

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>mentioning jerma
TOO REDPILLED

i've recently picked up a switch, is there a 'inset her name here' game released for it?

I want her to encourage me in my life

What a twinky faggot.

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Best run of the event.

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

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everything is going on

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Stop making these threads let this scam/tranny stream die

It's ok my man I can speak English much love from Europe

И тeбя тoжe нaхyй :^(

>europe can't speak english
btfo

Good morning
What did I miss

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the pressure broke him and they threw in an asian girl to salt the wound.

what the fuck is going on

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shouts to the yuropoors at least. this guy fucks. give em an A

>DABBIN ON EU KEKS
this guy is alright

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>Hi people who dont speak english

Holy shit my sides, im european and that was fucking gold

cute!

>calling out Europoor

this is what you could be if you embrace your lifestyle Yea Forums

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EUROPOORS BTFO

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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>Hi people who don't speak English
It's fucking over

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this guy is fucking BASED

you know why

It's like when you hit a negative value so low the it glitches into the max value

Fucking rude, we Europeans actually have better English speaking skills than you filthy American subhumans

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Based runner shitting on the euros

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BASED AS FUCK

DAS RACIST

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Guys, I hope this run never ends.

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Why does he keep acting like 7 am is some obscene time? I got up at 6:30 to start getting ready for work at 8. It's not that bad.

>fuck Twitch
>fuck Fortnite
>fuck Europeans
>and most of all, fuck MSF and GDQ

MAKE IT STOP, Yea Forums PLEASE.

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>amerikanische Bildung

he's a normalfag just trying too hard to fit in

How can one fucking twink be so based?

ja komm alter, fick dich, du verdammter huso, deine mutter fick ich in beide löcher du verkackter spasti
>europe can't speak english
haaha du behindertes stück scheiße, ich fick deine japsen hure und du darfst zugucken du verfickter cuck

I fucking love this dude so much, I really hope he doesn't get banned.

asian girl get closer to him

You forgot:
>fuck charity

kek

We still have at least more 15 minutes of this guy, are they going to cut him fast?

how will europe recover?

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This is some classic about to be banned cringe.

He plays video games for a living

PEAK PERFORMANCE

Because he is a child.

he'd make a cute girl desu

That's his gf

Have we been wrong all this time, are zoomers based after all?

SOMEONE WAKE UP UYAMA

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>all it took was one sleep deprived autist to elevate GDQ
Slow week huh
SSS run

>working at 8

what sort of povo job you working mate

Stay in twitch chat.

WOULD YOU SIGN MY PETITION/

this. people in here are trying way too fucking hard.

>killing baby jokes
B A S E D

Drama starts the moment his mic gets cut and camera goes to different angle.

That's like the 3 am equivalent for gamers.

I remember someone posted on Yea Forums that he was running a game today and that it would probably be his last GDQ attendance. I bet this is the guy.

>that faggot naming Yea Forums

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Start sucking him off!

POWER LOUNGING

Neck urself nohspecific

The Germans sure as fuck don't. I've been to Sweden and Germany and the Germans can barely speak english by comparison.

MR. UYAMA SOMEONE IS HAVING FUN HOW DO WE PROCEED

This guy dabbin all over without even dabbin

how is he so redpilled?

>OMG BEST RUN EVER!!
>What do you mean what was your favorite part or trick of the run, do you mean he played and speedran a game and that should matter and not just memes?

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>I got up at 6:30 to start getting ready for work at 8. It's not that bad.
>It's not that bad.
>being this much of a wagecuck

>an autist like him got a gf
Its not fair

bet even the casting couch is better than that couch

are you sure they just didn't want to speak to an Amerilard?

US GAMERS HUH

Gamers

I think it was the typing game guy.

So fired

>calling out Redbull
Fucking blood-pilled.

Based and epic.

>punch me

aaahahahahahahahahaha

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GAMERS

DO IT

I DON'T FEEL MYSELF GETTING PUNCHED RIGHT NOW

I WON

>no physically abuse gf

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A MOCKERY OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS EVENT!

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>he's into BDSM
BASED

SHOUT OUT TO JEWBULL GAMERS

>the RedBull ad ACTUALLY popped up on screen RIGHT as he said it

Fucking KINO

fucking hell no, until scandinavians can pronounce the letter j you'll forever be esl mongoloids

SHOUTOUTS TO RED BULL AMIRITE GAMERS

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What's happening? What am I missing?

HAHAHAHAH The redbull comment

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>moves an inch away
He's losing her

he snorted a line of /pol/ before the event

This game he's """""speedrunning""""" is really shit

he watches Jerma

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He keeps calling out redbull lmao, shame we won't see this guy again.

>GO AHEAD, DO IT
>I DON'T FEEL MYSELF GETTING PUNCHED RIGHT NOW ;)

seriously this

>DO IT

the balls on this guy

>"Do it"
>she doesn't
Called the bluff.

>*inches closer*
Her underwear is soaked.

>I'd love to blow you right now
what did she mean by this??

You're gonna seethe all week and rewrite the tier list like the little obsessive autist you are, point is thread had fun and most call it SSS
also guy has balls of steel

>seething this hard

cringe

I'm not American.

>please dont

OHNONONONNONO

HOT

Sign this motherfucker up liked and subscribed so long as he keeps smoking crack and snorting molly

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

>shoutout to jewbull am i right gaymers
the fucking madman

OH NOOOOOOOO

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i dun ged id

oh fucking christ

>shoutouts to RED BULL
>Shoutouts to GAMERS
I just woke up and what is this

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DABBED ON

WHAT THE FUCK

what the fuck

Yeah but he's great so who cares

OH NONONONONO

What the fuck was that

that's literally 90% of games they have people running

Holy shit this is cringe

This has been the best speedrun all week all time

Oh my god.

>no qt hapa gf

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>>FORTNITE DANCING ON TWITCH

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christ this run im dying

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BAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

Oh fuck

Have fun

WHAT THE FUCK

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HE PRACTICED IT

FUCKING KEK

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>I'd like to preface this by saying I absolutely hate my life

CHAAAAAAAD AS FUCK
HE'S GOING TO DESTROY HER PUSSY AFTER THIS

holy fuck

WE WON ZOOMERS

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What

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No fucking way that just happened.

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I thought he was going to pull out a gun and kill himself lmao

Holy shit, I booted up the stream and the first thing I see is some random fag default dancing. That's going in all of the cringe comps.

>SO FUCKING EPIC AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ACTUALLY DID IT

>I could punch you right now
>THEN DO IT

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This is fucking insane. Holy shit

PULL OUT THE GUN ALREADY

he just... he just gives no fucks

he cute

I just woke up bros wtf is happening

jfc i was afraid he was going to ask her to marry him for a second
then he did the dance

MAN SPREAD TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

AHHAHAHAHA

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alpha as fuck

this run is eternally based

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THIS RUN

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Fuck jou

the only sin here is that he's not running during prime hours

Cringekino.

THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DON'T
THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DON'T

Don't lewd the yuusha

>Yea Forums is getting fucking destroyed by one man

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Cringe level >9000 right here boys

hahaha this is why i watch this shit, fuck the """"good """ with cringy jokes and fake enthusiasm, give me spergs who don't know their boundaries.

HOW DOES THIS NIGGER GET A GF, DO GIRLS REALLY LIKE AUTISTIC CRINGELORDS?

N

Unironically the most likable runner so far.

now this is the cringe kino I watch this for

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alright this is now SSS tier run.

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when will blueglass finally free us from the reptilians

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

It's all about confidence, dude doesn't give a shit
The fact that he looks average and not ugly helps too

ZOOM
ZOOM
ZOOM

SHOUT OUT TO SIMPLEFLIPS

PEAK cringe, I love it

The first SSS run of the marathon.

>
you guys think this guy is funny?

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no, thats viceroys girl it wouldnt be right

>shouting out the staff

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Based shoutouts to simpleflips.

THIS GUY IS A LOOSE CANNON

PERMABANNED

Oh no! I took damage! Everything is ruined!

Just kidding haha, I needed to take damage to save 1 frame haha

Why is he sitting like that

>Australia is Europe

SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS

Simpleouts to Shoutflips

>dude fortnite dances in front of tens of thousands and his own asian gf
L E G E N D

GET DABBED ON YOU FUCKING BOOMERS

This girl is tsun as fuck

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Morning runs are always the best. What a legend.

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brehs who is the girl i just joined

>*ascends*

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Just have a big cock

He's channeling bonesaw

>Dances just to embarrass her.
This run.

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yeah and its plain to see why

gamer pose

>this fucking cringy autistic guy got a qt asian gf while im alone

bros im gonna kill myself now

based simpleflips

bruh needs to lay off the adderall.

how do you call this stance?

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I thought that too, this guy is crazy enough to do it.

CRINGE OR BASED? I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE
THIS GUY TRASCENDED

staff is going to walk in and drag him off the couch

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This dude is glorious, hes lowkey shitposting the whole time

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His gf.

>this is what happens when Yea Forums has a baby
It’s beautiful

Wtf is this commentary. WHAT THE FUCK

Fuck you user I don't believe you

Someone better make another category on top of SSS because this is elder god tier

Sauce?

>So wacky and random xD
He's trying too much at this point

He's a normalfag trying way too hard to fit in and be wacky.

>still 15 minutes left
how much better can this possibly get

*my gf

There’s no fucking way that’s his girlfriend.

Just have money.

>based
no, he's cringe as fuck

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If he shoutouts Bonesaw this will be eternally the best run ever on any speedrunning marathon

take the shotgun approach to dating
and if that doesn't work take that approach to your dome too

Asserting dominance

is this guy gonna threaten to kill everyone by the end of this run? im getting the same vibes from this as i am from that crash 2 guy like 3-4 years ago (PS the crash 2 guy was banned from GDQ AND TWITCH after his run, it was that bad)

I am so random and funneh xD I both dont like Redbull but I take their money

This guy isn't just alpha he's transcended and became omega

Just meet more women to increase the chances of finding one that's into you.

Suck my dick, hoe stance

there's nothing lowkey about it you autist

new thread

skymin slash on youtube/twitter
she runs a tf2 channel

basedcringe though

Played it in 2010 with friends, was somewhat fun tbqh

*me

who is the girl, his gf or like some random girl who he asked to join him

Guys, what do you call this pose?

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WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS REALIZE THAT ASIAN GIRLS LOVE WHITE GUYS, YOU FUCKS HAVE NO EXCUSE, GET OUT THERE AND GET YOU ONE!

cringe yet based. what is this feeling

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just b urself bro

shes probably just as autistic as him

>naughty words
BANNED

Yuushas are obviously for lewding, why else would they all be hot lesbians?

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This, is Yea Forums filled with 15 year olds?

>the amount of seething in this thread just because some guy has a gf and balls to trashtalk and say cringy shit in front of a fuckton of people

Step the fuck up famtachi.

strawpoll.me/18223901

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The game is actually great to play at a high level. He's just shit at it and speedrunning racing games is dumb

peak performance

Already got many jap girls, you just need to be white and a little tall

The Origarmi

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Just a bunch of 17-20 year olds who can't tell an awkward and severely autistic guy that is stressed out from a good and charismatic speedrunner. Ignore it, they haven't had their cringe this GDQ yet and are desperate for it.

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uh... yes?

>not having a gf
what are you gay?

this

>everyone is praising him and having a good time
>"REEEE WHY IS Yea Forums SEETHING?"
What's wrong with you?

nah he's just gonna bust out of there blam one in that asian and then hit the continental breakfast

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IM HERE TO SEE PACKO

btfo

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thinking about cucking him makes me rock hard, it would be easy as fuck too.

This guy is so amped up.

>tall
Dude, not even that. Legit just be white and not fat.

Is that a rhetorical question?

PUT HER IN PLACE

>severely autistic guy that is stressed out
>charismatic speedrunner
IT'S THE SAME SHIT

I didn't say Yea Forums was seething, but there are certainly a good amount of anons getting buttdevastated

I wanna cuddle :3

but im not white...

Someone better clip this in case it never gets on GDQ's archive

>FUCK CHINKS
Holy BASED

She's gonna marry him for citizenship while she's milking his wallet dry.

>if you dig a hole deep enough, eventually you'll end up in China
>asian gf

How fucking high is this guy

so?

I'm so sorry, then have money.

I'm from the future, this is the couch, ca. 15 minutes from now

jerking . empornium . ph/images/2019/05/31/23b04b.jpg

(nsfw)

Yeah, but if you are close to 5'11 it's even easier

he did it

>this is as disasterous as bonesaw's jack and daxter run but not as funny
BASED

He absolutely fucking did it

This fucker browses Yea Forums doesn't he

he's banned

So I'm calling them out and making fun of them.

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This nigger just ruined it by name dropping bonesaw, gg faggot.

WHAT DID HE JUST SAID?!!! MADLAD

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>posting on Yea Forums
>cucking anyone ever

oh man

>I'll punch you later

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Absolutely based

SSS

HE GON FUCK

He's cracking bros

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, he shouted out his GF's youtube channel.

>I'm gonna punch you later

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yeah this will happen 100%, guy is a giga chad

RATE THIS RUN

SSS tier run, no question

I finally get it: these GDQ threads are full of zoomers

DANCING AUTIST IS BACK!!!!!!

no survivors/10

SSS+

cringekino/10

Fucking SSS
Nah, there's at least one boomer here, me.

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i enjoyed that, he was pretty tryhard about being entertaining but that just made it more enjoyable

>high as fuck
>shit on all the sponsors
>shit on fortnite repeatedly
>brought his asian fucktoy
>played his game
>SS

banned/10

lol, he thinks everyone on here is as pathetic as he is. give me your sisters number, faggot.

SSS+

Only entertaining run so far

bros...i thought gigachad was a meme but he was just playing....

Embarrassing/10

I think he was just high as shit.

and he was never seen again...

This is why I watch gdq

LMAOOOOO

...

People who think this run was good are the same retards who thought Bonesaw's boring-ass run that got him banned was good. Not a single part of this run was funny or entertaining.

so why are people calling this guy based? what exactly did he do? i didnt watch the run

He fucks

>cute asian GF
> shits on GDQ sponsor redbull
> Hyperactive autistic commentairy
> Cutie obviously wet over him
> Lowkey shitposts constantly on stream

back to /r/eddit you go

Made fun of gamers rise up, made fun of Red Bull (their sponsor), made fun of charity wink wink, made fun of euros, put on a Fortnite shirt and started dancing. I probably missed something

Because it stands out, most runs are generic and boring

This, they banned fun on stream for years, so it's refreshing to see someone bring it back while everyone's asleep

Boring cunt