Game has wolves

and dogs, based coyotes

>Game has bears
>They are always aggressive towards the player

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I think this dog is broken

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post canines to repel the eternal toxoslave

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Hello my russian friend.

>Game has wolf
>it fucks you

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Why did larger wolf enemies never show up in that game anyway? It didn't have to be a Dark Souls anime knife dog sort of thing, still have them be normal enemies still hunting in packs. Just make them grow a bit. They can get pretty damn big.

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YOU

>play long dark
>wolf runs back and forwards swapping between fear and attack animations like a retard
>stab it in the face
>bear camps outside my fucking house door for a month because it saw me in the distance
>cant do shit because its a fucking bear
>shooting it only makes its penis harder

>Game has wolves
>One of them is your party member

>Game has dickwolves
>They rape you to sleep

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oh lawd he comin'

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>wolf
>int 99
luring tactic.

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unrealistic jiggle physics

'RE A BIG GUY

>They fear light and fire both!

___ ____ ____

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You never seen a hell hound?
fuckers carry you off to kill you.

They do?

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Cute bear

is this vore

POO
MUST
FLOW

you just know

Absolutely unethical

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>game has deer
>you cannot cuddle them and give them hugs

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>game have wolf boss
>you can't kill it

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/k/ no
I know what you did.

That deer has something wrong with it, look at all the flies buzzing around. That's probably why it's near a human to begin with.

>game has deer
>they murder you

>Game has wolves
>They are supposed to be a threat to an armed man

The funny part about that picture is the one on the left is the aggressor, the one on the right is afraid and being attacked. He is in a submissive sitting position and is backed up against a wall.

>deer looks very low weight
>dark lumps on its neck and back
>both classic signs of "chronic wasting disease" (CWD)

I did actually forget they existed until I read about the fireballs.

>undead chupocabra
Not that.

>playing skyrim
>literally every animal within a mile radius comes chasing after me

This shit was so annoying, especially when just trying to ride from A to B on my horse, being forced to get off, kill them, and continue onward. Should've had a system where animals like wolves and bears are non-hostile unless you get too close to them, which would be a display of aggression. But they shouldn't come running toward you like they do.

Using the Kyne's peace shout was useful for that.

>Game has wolves
>They only exist to punish the player for daring to explore the world

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't use shouts or magic while on horseback. So even if you use that ability, it's still annoying to have to get off your horse, use the ability, then hop back on.

we don't talk about that

>on my horse, being forced to get off, kill them, and continue onward.
You know that mounted combat was a thing with Dawnguard installed, right?

>game has wolves
>their pelts arent worth shit

can't use magic.

There are no wolves inside me because I don't eat meat.
If I had a spirit animal, it would be a bunny or an elephant or some other herbivore.

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Oh right. I didn't read the post entirely, sorry. And you're right, You can't shout while on a horse. I usually run around on foot.

You could try this: nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/90552

Oh lawdy he so thicc he bends pixels.

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so you're a prey animal or a farm animal, got it

>Feral white girls fuck wolves

Certain herbivores will fuck you up honestly. They’re not all pussies.

>Game has AI companions that only make things worse

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What the fuck was his problem?

More

>Elephants
>prey or farm animals

Flies are always buzzing around animals where there's a lot of flies.

Is this the doge edit? I never can never tell

Even herbivores eat meat every once in a while dood

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The manufactured outrage this caused was what turned PA into another sjw haven

Wolves are not aggressive. They fucking hate people and want nothing to do with them.

Pigs are omnivores. There were even carnivore pigs in the past and they were scary as fuck.

Get out of here, /k/ommando!

>Game has wolfgirls
>You can be the wolfgirl
Pre-ordered, paid in full, gibs gibs

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These guys

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probably parasites, basic mind control of the deer fluke is to make the deer do things that will get it eaten so the parasites can continue their life cycle

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>game has bears
>you can ride them

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They fucking hate anything that isn't a parent, sibling, or cousin. They kill wolves from other packs, and even members of their own pack if they start behaving strangely (which is how they survive in the rabies-infested wild).

No one posted this? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
youtube.com/watch?v=lK_MkcxRUL0

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sacrifice one to save the rest

it's true, herbivores will actually prefer meat if it's available, but their instincts and physiology make them hopeless at catching and killing anything that isn't rooted to the spot.

for example

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Good. Fuck "muh noble wolves" cucks.

Laws of nature. "You don't have to outrun the predators, just the slowest in your herd."

Helps to hamstring him if you can, of course.

t.

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>kill wolves
>they drop gold

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goats will fucking eat anything though

>1280x720
kek

Wolves are important and should be preserved, but they should also be respected as wild animals that are not your friends. Admire them safely from afar and support their conservation.

>crates full of helpless baby chicks
>goat still has to try twice before he finally manages to crush the life out of one before it can jump out of its mouth
yep, like I said, hopeless

post horse eating chick

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>game has wolves
>they're always neutral to the player
Mojang is entirely comprised of hacks.

>they don't drop meat that you can eat

>respected
It's shortcuts like this that make city kids grow up believing wolves are something they aren't. Rangers are creating their own "stupid tourist" problem by encouraging this kind of anthropomorphization.

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>ranger said I have to respect the wolves and admire them from afar
>but this wolf walked right up to me
>clearly it must be accepting me into its pack and wants hugs and heatpats and OH MY GOD IT RIPPED OFF MY ARM

Well what word should I use in the context I was aiming for? Because I stated clearly in that post that wolves are wild animsls and should be understood as such.

No, fuck wolves. And fuck these eco tards that want to bring back dangerous predators into my forests.

>game has bears
>black bears are passive unless provoked
>brown bears are aggressive no matter what

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>make city kids grow up believing wolves are something they aren't
>dangerous, possibly lethal wild animals
>do not approach them, do not interact with them under any circumstances
>allow them to fulfill their part of the ecosystem relatively unmolested
Now what is it you are talking about?

actually wolves, bears and bandits share the same basic behavior:
Ignore you until you're a certain distance.
Once you're closer but not within threat distance, they turn and taunt you (bears roar and get on both legs, wolves shake and howl, bandits suggest you to leave)
If you get closer they'll attack.
Going on horse means it's next to impossible to get on taunting distance without them getting aggressive

youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q

I hope you also shoot every dog you see too.

The context you are aiming for is the problem. You want the tourists to leave the wolves alone, but you're doing it by convincing the tourists that wolves are fully sapient beings that will respect the tourists if the tourists respect them. So you end up creating superstitions instead of reasoned plans of action, then can't understand why so many tourists let themselves get mauled in any situation that deviates even the tiniest bit from the one you assumed, that tourists would disrespect the wolves by running up to them.

daily reminder that dogs have fuck all to do with wolves genetically

Something about this looks off. Wrong somehow.

See , he explains it better than I did apparently. That's why honesty, not starting superstitions and pulling rank when questioned, is the best policy.

chicken will eat frogs and mice

Wolves fucking hate Coyotes

>hurr respect da wolves
you tards realize we domesticated wolves into our current pet dogs right? there's nothing to respect. They should all be tamed into submission or killed

does somebody have that .webm of a giant wolf just walking onto a road at night?
scariest thing i've ever seen

>game has wolves

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If I have a wolf fuck a dog would that wolf be more like a dog or wolf?

The hell is going on.

wtf why is this hot?

>Wolves are not aggressive.
Bullshit. Wild (and even semi-"tamed" ones in captivity to some extent) are aggressive and attack just about anything, including other wolves from other packs without provocation, and sometimes even killing members of their own pack.

Yes, some wolfs raised in captivity that see the humans feeding them as members of their pack can seem friendly, but they only extend it to the ones they see as their own, and even then it doesn't guarantee anything, as there are number of incidents of wolfs raised in captivity suddenly attacking their caregivers that have been handling them for their whole lives.

Also forget whatever fantasy you may have about dogs and wolves being friends, even if the dog would not understand to be afraid of the wolf the wolf will kill the dog just for existing, and not for hunger.

t. hunter in finland

Just like the goy.

And how often do wolves casually approach humans if they are aware of their presence?

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I've always heard the wolfdogs are bigger, and more aggressive than wolves and like a dog they do not innately fear humans.

Fairly often, when you realize you've deprived tourists of the knowledge needed to differentiate "casually approaching" from "stalking prey."

Christ, that must smell like death

haha

So why cant we just pay a bunch of hobos to do what the wolves were doing?

because they do it for free

Wolves don't innately fear humans either, they get the fear drilled into each new generation of pups by hunting season. That's why they start encraching upon human farms as soon as environmentalists ban hunting them.

>They fucking hate people and want nothing to do with them.
>implying they're capable of Sapient level multi-generational grudges
K.

after hearing stories about lyme poisoning fuck shit like this

So, somehow, a pack of wolves is stalking you, but you not only notice them, but of course, everyone believes that wolves are their friends!
So they will give them headpats!
This is the stupidest thing I've read on this site today. The entire supposition requires willful ignorance on both sides to believe.

MGS has nice wolves till you attack the nice wolves, then they become defensive wolves and attack.

Those are wolfdogs. Half wolf, half husky.

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>Boss has lower HP after joining your party

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....that's super gay

it is only transferrable through ticks afaik
as with most things, Australia has a "same but on on steroids" version of it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixodes_holocyclus
it does not only carry Lyme disease, its saliva is a paralyzing neurotoxin

based buck getting his proteins

kek

If only anime dog girls were real, man

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it's not his fault, he's a nu-male, opening his mouth like a spastic is all he can do to show his emotions

t. Coy Yote

Its how wolves show submission you mongoloids

>game has wolves
>you can romance them
>but you have to be female

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>hurr what is an ecosystem

no wolves means rampant deer and coyotes and they are a much bigger problem then wolves ever were

or you could just let people hunt them

>pay endless $$$ every year to try to keep the deer population and their spread in check while another animal would do it literally for free and more efective

gay

Now this, this is okay.

They do in America, and it isn't nearly enough.
Even then, you have all manner of larger rodents that also need reining in.

they do but its not as effective. taking keystone predators away is never a good idea

you're a furry

show sexy time

Furrys draw gay comics and like boys with dog ears, i#m not that.

Is that thing legit fat due all the waste or is that normal? Eurofag here so yeah.

second, Americans Always fret about bears but they can get the fucking Nitro Express legally too. what's the big idea here? (yes I know what reocil is, but shooting at faraway bears is not defense but cruel)

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Is there anything people won't shoot in America?

>Australia has a "same but on on steroids" version of it
classic

Is your wife and you are angry that you got NTRed by a wolf or are you just retarded?

>tells people to believe this
>"wtf why did you believe something so stupid"
your Jon Stewart act needs work

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this can't be real.

Oh yeah, just like Balto.

god i wish that were me

Ovipositor? your guess is as good as mine, probably fake.

>white people

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Its not enough. In Germany we kill 2 million deers every year and its still not enough and incredibly expensive and time consuming.

jealous choco boy?

>not understanding territorial behaviour and agressiveness to scare threats
based retarded americans

*deer

Google Creatonotos Gangis

Literally so much less disgusting than a white girl doing it with one of your kind.

Besides you fuck donkeys. Ltierally

And dogs

god iwsh THATWwas me haha

>White
Asian women also do that

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Is your referring to that green text. Then yes. I can't look at deer the same again

Those are scent glands that the moth inflates to release pheromones into the air and attract females.

Mr. Peanut!?!

hell no

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Mr. and Mrs Peanut

cope harder humanlet
you're women are ours now

Not at all no.

>one of your kind

LMAO! Oh yous rite massa! I'z sure wish mah jeans were superior like yours!

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>they don't want to marry a wolf

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when I do that i get gross looks, sheesh.

>its still not enough and incredibly expensive and time consuming.
I mean, The price of venison compared to a bullet says otherwise, Do you not do it for sport?

>shadow of the colossus
>but instead of killing it you can climb it and give it scratches on its head

>game has high level enemies in starting area

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Clever girl

Killing your only form of social interaction is quite the opposite.

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Okay retards listen up
Wolves are not aggressive towards humans.
The number of Wolf attacks against people hovers somewhere around zero. Wolves fear humans. Wolves are social animals and will submit themselves to a hostile human if they cannot run.
Wolf populations declined only because American settlers went about total extermination pretty much from the day they set foot on land. A combination of wolves eating cattle and inaccurate folklore like Biblical references to wolves made people think wolves would gobble up their kids and shit, so they annihilated them. Even though wolves were never a threat to us aside from the cattle issue.

ur right wolves are for lewding

>wolves won't stop sending you party invites

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Anything that has to hunt in packs to survive is, per definition, mostly harmless.

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>le wolves are friendly to humans meme

End this lie

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Thats just a human with fake ears

based

WHY IS HE NOT PETTING THEM

bro wtf is he ok

Don't worry broheim, the wolf lived

WOLVES ARE SILLY

>game has a wolf
>everyone thinks it's a dog

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The webm you posted contradics what you say

Petting a wild bloodthirsty animal that never enjoyed any form of socialisation, etiquette, training or medical care. sure bud, Darwin Award yourself.

I bet they're only playing, I have seen dogs more aggressive than that

Why do you think he is there in the first place?

That's 'cuz dogs are retarded. We trained them to jump into the fray and sacrifice themselves for their human overlords. A wolf who risks losing an eye for a meal is a dead wolf.

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I legit don't know city slicker here
I don't hunt either even though I do own guns but just because I like em
I'm a massive pussy

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Why doesn't he pet them? Does he have no hands?

Alright Yea Forums, riddle me this. Why are there no trannies among the animals?

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>Enemy react to your playstyle

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How do you know there aren't?

>D-Dog

Post a video of you scaring off some wolves you fuckin retard.

I'm not saying to hunt them, I'm saying to carry the means to end them if they get rowdy towards you.

Birds are smart cunt's

Shut the fuck up Huey, DD is a dog

>Why are there no trannies among the animals?
How do I make a webm smaller(filesize)?

fuck. I just did the math and your right. There are 300.000 people with a hunting license in germany and a 20x .222 Rem cost 15€. 2 million should be easy from a price point of view. Nevermind im gonna kys now

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By that logic, this is a bird

D-Dog is a wolf

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will do don't close the thread you mouth breather

Compress it, Newfag

Can't you see? That's not a dog, that's a wolf!

I'll be waiting. You have to prove its you, or you're another Dumb grandstanding retard yuro

Ignoring women get's them so wet it's insane. He's playing the long game.

WOmen rather fuck dogs than you and it's much less disgusting.

Sorry, just a fact. I literally know a lot of hot women and I literally asked some of them if they'd rather fuck a canine or a black lol

best game

Lol

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I thought there would of been more than 300,000 You have a lot of guns

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newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/
smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-lizards-that-live-rock-paper-scissors-118219795/
rt.com/usa/322493-supergene-ruff-gender-mating/

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OH HOW I HATE VERNE TROYER! HOW I WISH I COULD FEED HIM TO MY WOLF AND WATCH HIS WITHERED LITTLE ARMS DESPERATELY TRY TO BEAT IT AWAY! I WOULD GIGGLE INCESSANTLY WHILE THE WOLF MANAGES TO TEAR OPEN HIS STOMACH, SPILLING HIS PUTRID AND TINY GUTS INTO THE DIRT! OH HOW I WOULD DANCE TO HIS CRIES AS HE BEGS FOR HELP, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO PUSH HIS MINI-ME INTESTINES BACK INTO HIS STOMACH. AT THIS POINT I WOULD BEGIN TO SPRAY HIS GUTS WITH FRESH LEMON JUICE FROM A SUPER SOAKER TO KEEP HIM CONSCIOUS AND FRESH FOR MY WOLF. THE SCREAMS FROM THE STINGING PAIN WOULD ONLY INCENSE THE BEAST FURTHER, IT NOW BEGINS TO TEAR OUT HIS JUGULAR. I GUFFAW AS VERNE STARTS TO CHOKE ON HIS OWN BLOOD, CONVULSING FROM THE SHOCK AND THE LEMON JUICE. AS HE CONVULSES ONE FINAL TIME I FINALLY SHOUT AT HIM "AT LEAST YOU'LL BE IN BETTER SHIT THAN LOVE GURU!"

CRONCH

>Anything that has to hunt in packs to survive is, per definition, mostly harmless.

You just reminded me of some quote describing RDR as "some horrible alternate dimension where bears are pack animals".

They didn't cut off their dicks so they are not trannies

what gave it away? the absolutely massive distortion in the background? retard.

>using a faggot as your avatar

Gay blacks, the ultimate goyim.

>enemy attacks ignore armor

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Holy shit.

>actually has these cringe worthy links prepared just in case someone asks (it was probably him samefagging who asked)

Back to Discord and go dilate.

I wouldn't know but I've seen people go hunting with 12 Ga slugs, so that probably would be enough.

>game has rogues
>they're armed

minecraft wolves just chill with me n have good time

play for first time after years and see a goddamn polar bear, it insta attacks

Based and literally me
Birdcels rise up

Most trannies don't.

>OH NO FACTS I DISAGREE WITH! MUST BE A SJW TRANNY
Have sex.

Do they transition in to the opposite sex? No just faggots? Ok.

Is this a pasta? Google ain't giving shit.
He is dead you know

So does it just drink the blood or what

>game has enemies
>THEY HOLD THE ADVANTAGE

>subhuman moves goalposts as soon as it's losing
You /pol/tards are such trash

thats a big dog

>game has enemies with idle animations

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The majority of people must be people who shoot as a competitive sport or are collectors, but dont have a license for hunting. Thats what my father does, but he has been thinking about getting a hunting license recently. According to my sources the number of gun owners and hunters is increasing every year though.

jagdverband.de/content/jagdscheininhaber-deutschland

Fresh from the ovens Milord, I hope it's to your liking.

>2am can't sleep come on Yea Forums to fap and shitpost about vidya
>see this thread and don't wunna die
Thanks I'm glad this board is still the same shithole I stumbled upon back in 06
Offtopic threads are the best
Pic related me and my pet walking itself and the mother of my children
she's shy and loves cuddles

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Ants are the humans of the insect world; a fucking blight on this planet.

They are gay, That's it. A tranny transitions into the opposite sex, It's basic stuff that a freak like you should know about.

Crunches it up a bit then swallows I guess

God, I hate you lefty crybabies. It's like you're everywhere. Can't you just shut the fuck up for once? If you want to debate your unworthy ideas and talk about politics, actually make a thread on /pol/. Oh right, you would get blown the fuck out in 10 out of 10 cases so you rather stick to transmitting your HIV ideology in this underhanded homo way.

Such trash.

I like it. You did a good job.

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Damn. How can mammals even compete?

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We should ban that shit.

>female lion starts looking like a male, acting like a male, and having sex with females
>not a transition to opposite sex

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At least that midget that tours with Kid Rock is still alive.

>A tranny transitions into the opposite sex,
No, they don't. You can't become the opposite sex. They just become deviants.

Depends where you are. In California where a lot of beard are you’re not legally allowed to carry any firearms with you really so you can’t protect yourself.

What? Hunting?

They can't

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>>not a transition to opposite sex
Does it cut it's genitals off?

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Don't listen to this Faggot, Hans. Germany needs more guns, The sales are going up for a reason.

But thats just paru
Also i wish that was me

Damn son.

Pretty much this, You won't find a jew animal offering surgery for 'em

Do you think it would if it could?

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I don't know

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Thanks

You still aren't the opposite sex post-surgery you mentally retarded subhuman. You are just a guy who got his dick cut off.

He's a big guy.

Is that a turk getting murdered by a chinese?

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I'm on your side, Mongo. If you're not a false flagging tranny that is.

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>game has a woman
>it's a fiend in the shape of a woman
God I love dragon's dogma. Hope it's true that that one guy is working on dragon's dogma 2 after it's success and since dmc5 worked out

D-Dog is a video game character, it could shag Venom on the helipad if Kojima wrote it to do so or with the right mods

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>kill wolf
>drops welfare voucher

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The homeowner Eel vs the Gubberment Fish.

>muh ancestors

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Thanks

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That wolf is probably feeling the same thing we'd feel if we uncovered a lost tribe of troglydytic morlocks.

I like em big,
I like em chonky

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Well well, someone hasn't played Age of Empires II.

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fuckin fat dogs

Since you are a retard who thinks you change your gender through surgery, no you are not on my side.

We're Eloi? Please.

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fake.

Ok, Tranny.

>be American
>see a woman
>inmediatly think of zoophilia and interracial cuckoldry
>jerk off your mutilated 3 incher
>realize you are not white anyway
>get shot

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*tips cum-encrusted briefs*

>that little bit of blood at the end
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not in MGS.

act of god interrupts mma fight

>yet another offtopic animal thread
Animals are lesser beings, their only use is eating them and laughing at their stupidity.
If you praise beings that failed to evolve into anything that was capable of something more than mere survival, you deserve to be treated like one of them.

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If you has a spirit animal it would be an insignificant and repugnant bug, you fucking faggot

IWANA BE HER OwO

Very proto indo European.

I like em big
I like em plumpy

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drink water

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>If you has a spirit animal it would be an insignificant and repugnant bug, you fucking faggot

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Bears are dangerous and ugly.
They deserve to be pushed to extinction.

... They're wolves. What do you expect?

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I already do, i'm not an American who survives on coke.

What did I say that's wrong?

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to pet them and hold them while they give face licks OwO

no u and u damn well no it

When animal that usually afraid of humans comes to men willingly you have to pray that nearest hospital have rabies vaccine

>Greys are just domesticated humans that travel the stars when their owners aren't looking, the same way a cat walks around their neighborhood

Would the bear still be able to fuck you up if it's clinging to the tree?

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Please don't yell at Bears you'll hurt their feelings :(

how did they go so fat? illegla garbage dumps?

note how 70% of all furries are wolves (instant drop) and others either dragons, large cats, etc. that nobody has a cockroach as spirit animal speaks volumes.

Yea you're a faggot who survives on cock.

i like em round,
with something, something

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Such is hard life in worlds best and strongest country. You have to pay for that

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papa bear stocked up for winter

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t. redditors who unironically type "dogo"

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>wonders of the monsoon
That's a pretty twisted sense of wonder. Wtf even is the red thing?

t. faggot who guzzles cummies for breakfast lunch and dinner

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hmmm, Where can I watch the full vid? You can see at the end of the vid the wolf seemed to bite the female hard and the vid cut out at that moment. What happened afterwards?

>turtle gets warm
>gets energetic
>will stract biting around

10/10

Nice.

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>YOWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE BEAR NECESSITIES

WHOS MAN IS THIS

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JUST

god i wish i was a baby kangaroo

youtube.com/watch?v=soGZgmHp2F0

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FEED

I have one of those.

Hes just a puppy at the moment. but even the puppys are big. almost as big as my germany shepherd

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but why?

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They should really domesticate those little cunts, They would be unstoppable

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Who the fuck does that moth think he is? A plant?

Hi.

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Birdlets are filled with rage.

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>angry manlet bullying children

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How does he do it, lads.

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They really are weird water dogs

>Be a living nightmare
>Skip leg day
>Become a bunch of food

Fuck I wish I was that wolf

>le game has
>DUDE IT'S TOTALLY A VIDYA THREAD NOW

Now that's hot.

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>wolves kill their own pack
Nice head canon, retard. You must know wolf packs in the wild consist of a breeding pair and their own pups 99% of the time?

what
you don't respect wild animals by calling them mister, you do it by staying the fuck away, you dumb cunt

By shoving their tongue in your mouth?

how's gender studies going, Kimberly?

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Of course not

>game has wolfgirl character
>has the ability to gain a permanent buff for the trade-off of being unable to wear armor forever

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Post pics, please.

10 weeks old.

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Pat him.

cute dog

what the fuck

why does this exist?

Aw look, he's smiling :)

Hey there, Boo-Boo! Let's get us some pick-a-nick baskets!

Absolutely adogable. Thank you.

It's just a panda giving birth, user.

because fuck u thats why faggot

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what would they do with a bunch of australians?

By why does it just shoot its bab out onto the floor like a mortar? I've seen dogs giving birth and they go much more slowly. It's not like a giraffe where a big fall is inevitable.

The fuck do you expect? Wolves are mean pieces of shit.

Get on the piss and glass a cunt.

TREAT THAT DOG RIGHT, user

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I'd shoot that fucker and leave his carcass to rot

KNOW

But it's not a Z3 in AoE2

what does any of that mean

at least I've got chicken

a BMW z3 is a type of car, but the cheat unit in AoE2 was a different type of car so this painting makes no sense. I love it anyway cause I drive a z3

Alright, one more just for the comparison to my tibetan mastiff

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again what does any of that mean i dun get it still

Cute!

And she was infected with something because of rotting meat between wolf's teeth

This. I played on Interloper because people told me it's the perfect balance between challenge and fun.
Fucking dick ass wolves and bears detected me from miles away and didn't leave at all.
The game boasts about being a realistic survival experience while featuring animals that are not only predators but relentless killing machines.

100000iq plays.

youtube.com/watch?v=9FtcZxnc6dk

Lol what a gay

Coyotes more like basedotes

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t. faggot whose dog got dabbed on by a wolf*

Wolves are only good for taking dick. Prove me wrong.

Be as it may, killing 90% of the wolves like we have done here in the US has created a much worse, more aggressive problem.
In America, coyotes have flooded everywhere wolves used to be, and they are 1000x worse than wolves. They're like rats. They kill and attack everything they can get their jaws on. And if you kill them, they will be back next year, just as numerous.

God I wish that were me.

based

>coyotes are worse
>even though coyotes are solitary, smaller, weaker, less dangerous, and don't go on kill sprees where they slaughter 1000 lambs and leave 999 of them to rot
You're just trolling now. The only downside of rendering wolves extinct is loss of genetic diversity.

They are worse, at least where I live. They're fucking worse than bears, worse than raccoons, worse than the god damn alligators. Brazen little faggots.

Lol eat a snickers

Coyotes are vicious aggressive fuckers. Wolves don't do shit.

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get these dumb dogs off my board

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imagine being so fat you distort light rays

cats are the reddit pet, so you need to go back

cats are the official animal of Yea Forums

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the only official animal of Yea Forums is yotsuba

house cats are cunts but wild cats are based

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white tigers are known for being inbred retards

But... caterday

All cats like boxes.

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he just wants to have fun stop bulying

they cute

no seriously most zoos refuse to get them because they're so horribly inbred and so many cubs are hyper tards
look it up

>now he gets to eat the shithead bird that tried to steal his food
seems like a pretty good deal desu

This went way better than expected given that he had that axe sledgehammer thing in the beginning

Reddit shit
Seethe harder toxocel
Who?

meeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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that map doesnt seem right, poortuguese here, poortugal should've at least 20 per capita, shit from where I'm from every dude and his father has a gun

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She even has real ears too. Why she got four ears

To better hear your moans during sex

Anyone else just waiting for the dog porn to be posted?

PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD

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I want to hug that fluffy dog!

And this exotic dog too

What the fuck was his problem?

Too much sugar.

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Cute

This. You want an animal that literally fucks with humans and deserves to be get hunted into extinction? Gentlemen I give you the tiger. Those motherfuckers are worse than lions. Complete bastards and I'm glad the Chinese are destroying this animal to make their Tiger Wine. Even better the Chinese are mass incest breeding them which permanently ruins their species. It's glorious. I'm going to be so happy when I hear that the tiger goes completely extinct.

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t. poo insect

Humans AKA white people aren't hurt by tigers.

>my forests
You deserve to be mauled.

>that failed to evolve into anything that was capable of something more than mere survival
well, have you?

Shove it, tigers are garbage animals that deserve to die and thank the Chinese for doing this good deed.

You just know.

he just a babbie

>seal accepts it's fate
>waits for death to come

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The wolf population is actually growing rapidly in parts of Canada and Northern US. Which is good since I like them.

they seem to be half playing with the otter, and half trying to kill it

>They are aggressive and they’re niggers.
Wolves are like the idiomatic antithesis to niggers.

Are you some low-IQ white-trash retard?

i like how left wing retards have gone so far as to rewrite history in order to make it sound like even vicious apex predetors din do nuffin and evil white man was just killing dire wolves for shits and giggles. Its disgusting how they try to defend sharks as well. There's a bunch of faggots in california that want to reintroduce california grizzly bears into fucking socal. I cant wait until one of those 12 foot tall monsters breaks into someone's home and drags someone out of their bed to eat them alive.

Modern wolves living near humans fear humans because they fucking know we will murder the shit out of them with our superior human technology. Wolves in the 1700 1800s didnt fear humans at all, and they certainly didnt fear them in the 'biblical' times because they were literally twice the size as they are now.

Yea

oh i remember reading about this
a lone wolf that would come up to humans and dogs and briefly play with them.
i think it got shot later

>we live in a universe where DD2 is a legit possibility
We're all gonna make it bros

seethe harder snowflake

Mounted combat in Skyrim fucking sucks, though. It might be sorta OK if you're a really powerful archer and pick things off from far away but once stuff gets close it's a nightmare to hit anything with melee attacks, especially with the way the horses "steer."

wolf paws typed out this post

Would elephants have become the dominant species if primates never showed up?

Game?

adelies are small, but they are the most fearless and badass of all penguins.
while emperor penguins are big, but giant pussies

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T. pitbull mommy
I have to carry a knife on me because people around here let their faggot dogs walk around with no leash.
Their dogs charge people because duh they're dogs and the owner slowly walks after it going "sssaaaaahreeeeeeeee"
It's fucking infuriating, not all mammals are harmless babies you delusional FUCK

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>game has wolves
>you can summon 3 of them
>when you teleport they stack on top of you and take damage for you

I'm a /pol/ boy but your post made me cringe thinking about getting affiliated with you.

How many 0.5 a presses do I need to do this?

>Wild (and even semi-"tamed" ones in captivity to some extent) are aggressive and attack just about anything

Horseshit, 99% of wolves avoid humans.

>Wolves are like the idiomatic antithesis to niggers.
They're big and dumb dogs, so pretty similar to how blacks relate to whites.
Also, subhumans of all skin colors treat wolves as a symbol of "niggerish" masculinity.

just ask siegfried and roy

>They're big and dumb dogs
They're literally more intelligent than dogs you retard.

who would actually win between a hippi and rhino?

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>giant pussies
>in the second vid that chick not only standing up to but also smacking the Adelie's shit
The equivalent of a baby fighting a full grown member of another species is hardly what I'd call a pussy. Besides, adelies and emps are bros when the going gets tough.

>They're big and dumb dogs,
Because they don't submit to a master like goyi...mut...dogs?

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cat owners are mentality ill

Xenomorph.

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Feels good fellow dragon's dogma chad. Can't wait for dragon's dogma 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=_IRe6FZL688

imagine

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ah you are reffering to that vid of the group of emperor pinguin chicks, forming a shield wall against an albatros.
and then suddenly a lone adelie shows up and chases the albatros away

F

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The dominant species of the garbage bin, maybe.

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idiot human waiting until the wolf actualy grabs the dog

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t. gay wolf

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Sandwich de macaco
Uma delicia!

well thats an indian elephant. of course it's a shit eater like indian humans are

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Any animal can easily turn into a piece of shit when their life is threatened

I miss him.

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>all those videos showing dogs attacking their own pups when they try to show affection
Are wolves the niggers of the canine world?

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I believe that's reserved for pitbulls.

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I always thought bears are not that strong. Same with lions and gorillas, like I thought because a human knows weakpoints better and is in a full steel armor where claws don‘t get through they would be able to kill them. Boy was I wrong. Didn‘t know fucking bears can run high speed and have that much of huge power. Same with gorillas, those niggas punch you once and you die.

Top tier music
youtube.com/watch?v=b826EP2h6nQ

desu it should have been made illegal to kill wolves unless directly threatened by them. Farmers should have been subsidized to protect their livestock by non-lethal means.
It's a great shame what Americans have done to the wildlife in this beautiful land.

by poachers. they got caught and punished thankfully.

>actual good looking girl
>is completly into bestiality
Sometimes I wonder how many of them are degenerates like this.

well yeah, only ugly girls would settle for pathetic 3 inch human dicks

Females don't have any honor or anything similar.
Though neither does anyone who unironically says "degenerate".

Yeah because fucking your family dog isn't degenerate behavior

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Coyotes are romantics.

"Degenerate" is an utter buzzword and by using it you imply that you're too retarded to say what you mean and are capable only of sharing your feelings.

100% of the women that are into horse sports
t. used to live near an equestrian club

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BEYBLADES
LET EM RIP

>4 ears
RUINED

>Not posting the video
youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ

[sad party horn noise]

how do I get a gf like this?

>t.seething werewolf

>You're incapable to say what you mean
>You're capable to only share your feelings
Are you fucking retarded?

Using emotionally charged terms that do not carry objective information is what subhuman retards like you do.

I live in the UK, I really hope they bring lynx and wolves back at some point

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Oh god, you're one of those Reddit incels that think they're a logical mastermind aren't you.
Don't Have sex

What the fuck is wrong with white peoe

No, I'm just a non-retard, unlike you, vermin.

>Fucking animals isn't objective degenerate behavior
What the fuck are you even on about?

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>objective degenerate
>objectively [subjectively wrong]

>100% of the women that are into horse sports
at least they have a good ass bro. Just wear a horse mask

There's a big difference between dogs literally bred to be the most aggressive retards imaginable and a wild animal that had aggression bred out by the evolution, because being aggressive is a good way to end up dead.

underrated post

You stole my thread bait idea, I'd post this every few months because it would turn into a bizarre shitshow. I found the perfect thread stealth bait combo this way on accident

The fuck?

name 3 games that do this

>I have to carry a knife on me
wouldn´t it be easier to just smash their shitty skulls? If you give it a good punch. But honestly I don´t know how strong these dogs can be

degenerate is an actual word you sperg

Wolves are dangerous as fuck you moron. They absolutely did try to attack homesteads back in the day. The only reason you don't have that happening now is because A) there aren't many wolves left and B) settlers in the early United States killed wolves with such efficiency that they learned to fear us. And yes, you can kick the shit out of a single species so hard that subsequent generations have an instinctive fear of you. This is what happened with the black bear and alligator as well.

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>a wild animal that had aggression bred out by the evolution
Not really.
Wolves are randomly aggressive and also in a similar way to pitbulls where they bite without warning.

You certainly don't mean it as any of the objective meanings, you subhuman worm.
It's not like fucking dogs makes you a line when you were a triangle before.

>some webm of a random guy walking
Wow thanks for wasting my time

>because being aggressive is a good way to end up dead
Most insects are aggressive, suicidal fucks, but they still make do as a species.

>muh wolves are dangerous
It's easy to tell who's brainwashed by hollywood and the bible.

You're saying it as though it's hard to derail Yea Forums with an animal thread. There's one every single day.

I miss games with funcheats. I was really disappointed with GTAIV cheats, no flying nitro cars, no NPC riots, just boring spawns.

Humans are sometimes randomly aggressive. Wolves can attack, but they are far less likely to do so than a dog whose entire purpose is to attack.
That's because they breed a fuckton, though. And with sufficient time insects would become less aggressive too, because more aggressive ones tend to die much more often.

But specifically the format of "wolves aren't evil, why are depicted as such in vidya?" is something I started.

Is this the power of left-wing logic?