When do you go "ewwww" about a game?

>roguelike
Maybe if I was still living the NEET life but my time is too valuable to waste with LOL DO IT ALL AGAIN mechanics.

>survival
I don't even need an excuse. The worst meme genre by far.

Contains any amount of japonese "humor"

>>survival
>I don't even need an excuse. The worst meme genre by far.
I agree. Never saw appeal in such games.

>ARPG
>You control a party instead of one character

no thanks

brainlet detected

Anything date go related

My God the people who play that "game" are so deep in credit card debt that they try and get other people to go down with them. Your game is trash mechanically and it's a rng Grind fest. stop shilling your garabage game.

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For me it’s “M” for mature. If I want to hear cussing over and over I’ll watch a movie or go to the nigger part of the city.

Nothing in particular, I love Allied Assault, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein, Hell's Highway, etc. It's just that so many games have been milking this particular time in history ever since, with nothing worth playing.

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You sound like my grandma.
Fag.

>Gameplay games that don't even try to present a good story

>i hate everything
Just kill yourself and be done with it

Moba or battle royale.

>battle royale
>zombies
>4x

>Randomly generated
>Early Access
>Loot boxes under a different name so people won't think they're loot boxes
>Developer calls their characters waifus
>Waifus with a S when the word is singular and plural
>Developer calls their game a dating sim but it has no dating sim gameplay. It's just another shitty EVN.
>The game is made ironically with no sincerity.
>Remake or sequel that isn't from the original developers
>Gameplay is moving through scripted set pieces
>Zombies
>OPEN WORLD but the world is completely empty for no good reason.

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> game has building
> game needs complex team communication and coordination especially if it's voice chat. (Valve-likes)
> fighting games

i don't mind battle royale and simpler coop games

>trailer/reveal ends
>PRE-ORDER NOW AND GET THE ULTIMATE NIGGERFAGGOT DELUXE JEW WITH DRAGON DILDO EDITION

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>objective: find (item)
>big bright marker telling me exactly where item is

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>>
>>Roguelike
Randomly generated
I find them generally challenging and comfy for podcasts and listening to music.

>female protagonist

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Literally every game made after the ps2 era.
Waypoints are the cancer of this era.

I think you mean anything with anglo humour

I'm not a woman, I don't say eww.

You just said it

But the party was easily the best thing about Dungeon Siege

absolutely based nugaming fucking sucks
>that's everything
t. zoomer

>survival games
>rpg without stats points
>equipment doesn't matter
>markers for everything, you don't need to look anywhere besides minimap
>you can dodge everything by clicking dodge button, don't even need to time it well

Forgot to add, Star Wars as well.

crafting mechanics in an FPS.
seriously fuck ubisoft

>it's not anime

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>Long as fuck grindfest untill finally you will have some decent gear/stuff/army.
>P2W microtransactions
>Paywalls
>"Sorry but you are out of life/energy/etc. Pls wait 24 hour to replenish or pay money to buy.

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>there aren't any lolis

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>sailing
explain.

>Gamedevs start to brag about how their game is modern progressive and makes a political statement.

anything anime

>Roguelike.
>Indie.
>Season pass.

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Are we having one of these threads?

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>Dude, it's totally a classic masterpiece! Must play for everyone!
>You just have to avoid than one quest and skip that one part but it's no big deal! Yeah you better intall that one mod to fix half of the game balance and make another one segment skippable, no big deal bro
>yeah i the last third of the game also sucks ass
>yeah it's also janky and broken as hell but you are not supposed to play that build, it's wrong experience bro!
>But it's a masterpiece!

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Yes, it is, and you are a fag.

Vampire the masquerade bloodlines?

Yes vtmb is still a masterpiece, zoomnigger.

No it's not. It's a bad copy of Deus Ex that merged with a linkin park CD on the Hot Topic counter

fucking kek

>he built 100% social and didn't even invest in guns

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This is unironically based.

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he looks interested to be honest. Bet he's thinking, who's that cutie in pink

Oh ok. I remember I installed the user patch but never met an impossible/unskippable situation in the game and enjoyed it quite much. Yes it was janky as hell but I could manage. The atmosphere of the game is quite good you have to admit.

>its a "gay are ok" game

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Why do white people do this in foreign country?
Are they not embarrassed or anything?

>devs are Canadian

>protagonist is either gay, tranny,minority or female

I'm not being decriminatory but every time we have protagonists like this it's more about what they are than who they are and the game's plot is all about forcing normal people to accept these weirdos for what they are because it's the right thing to do or some preachy shit like that.

It's why I laugh now, if anyoen has been keeping up with studies the youth of today are actually hating these groups more and more because of dumb shit like that yet the developers and politicians plug their ears and keep continuing on

sassy black character

>open world crafting survival horror
>turnbased JRPG
>MMORPG
>ASSFAGGOTS

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>open world crafting survival horror
name 3.25 games

>nu-Open-World
>Crafting
>Survival
>Uninspired-woke-pixel-shit-indie-game
>Cringe-politics
>Meme game
>Dating
>VN
>AAA Game made by current year western devs
>LGBTQPedo+

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>MMO(RPG)
>open world
>arena shooter

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the forest
state of decay 1
state of decay 2

>we want the orbiters/waifufag audience
This shit really pisses me off.

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That only counts as 2

>game has sex fanservice of any kind
>game has over an hour of cutscenes
>game is "comfy" or "casual"
>game has DLC despite being 60 dollars
>game has an obnoxious fanbase

For example, i go eww anytime I look at Animal Crossing, or Xenoblade, or Kirby, or Smash Bros, or Uncharted, or TLOU. To me, these aren't video games. They're movies designed to be watched for being comfy. A video GAME would be a good challenge that ramps up over time and tells the comfy crowd to leave.

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>Subnautica
>Instinct: Survival
>Green Hell
>Dead Island
>Dying Light
>Darkwood
>Radiation Island
Need any more?

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weebshit

> Whole game is based around a crafting system

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>Artificially overhyped moviegames like GoW

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>porn game
>gameplay and nsfw material are completely separate
I'm laughing at those faggots that funded that StudioFOV game when it's going to be the same dollfaced bullshit interlaced with generic gameplay

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>it's a zombie game
>it's a moba/ASSFAGGOTS
>it's gacha
>published by EA
>it's a tactical rpg
>rpg maker
>pixel game maker
>it's a visual novel
>it's a MMORPG
>all of the above in any combination
>all of the above at once

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Racist

Instant boycott
>games as service
>always online

Instant loss of interest
>heroes
>zombies
>leveling mechanics in multiplayer
>Esports oriented
>cinematic
>experiential
>moving story
>character focused
>tokenism
>coop campaign

Major annoyances
>play your way
>modern classic
>inconsistent pixel art
>retro styled with no technical limitations

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>objective: find item
>no way point
>have to use a fucking guide to avoid wasting 30 minutes of my life

>Procedural generation/roguelike

I almost cannot play those kinds of games more than a single run. Losing progression like that absolutely destroys my motivation.

so you only have microsoft games.

You are missing good games there like sid meier pirates

Good roguelikes generally have forms of progression, like unlocks and new characters that carry over between runs

> game has reddit-tier humor
> collectibles that range to 100+
> collectibles at all

>>retro styled with no technical limitations
what?

>It's a video game

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Talk to character:
>I'm so gay... I love to suck cocks so much.

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>disappearing nigger
He should be a rolemodel for all the black kids who currently listen to rappers and criminals.

so do you play only shit tier game?

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the standard western rpg-adventure-action-tonsofcutscenes-openworld game

>indie game

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Traps are really fucked up in the head. I hope you don't dilate for so long that you get life threatening illness and die.

>RPGMaker
You're missing out on some real gems

I can still get to them via direct links and Google searches. I just don't want my feed littered with them.

>Nintendo jumpy cartoon character games for 5 year olds

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>Online Only
>multiplayer only, or no Single Player campaign
>weapon skins, monetized weapon skins
>day 1 bonuses
>surprise mechanics in full retail games

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>always online
Poorfag.

Cuck.

Fair enough, wish it applied to the entire store

anime shit on the cover
cthulhu in the title (did kinda enjoy Cthulhu saves the world though)
newest release of the popular nintendo franchises.

I always liked zombies though.

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Show me a good example of same genre of game for those games, that would be Japanese:

>GTA IV/V
>Forza Horizon
>Forza Motorsport
>Age of Empires 3
>Heroes III

This is what I'm currently playing but I could destroy you with a fuckfest of examples.

>"saturday-morning cartoon asthetic" (aka awful cartoony art design). see that shitty Commander Keen mobile game, that awful looking Battletoads reboot, Bleeding Edge, Sunset Overdrive, Battleborn, Agents of Mayhem etc etc. I can't even stand Overwatch. it is literally Video Game: The Game for 9fag surfers. Fuck the "le cartoon look", the only game i like is Team Fortress 2.
>only for android and iphone
>4-player coop focused shooters
>any Ubisoft game ever after 2013. it is the most "how do you do, fellow kids" publisher on the market

Pirate.

>Fuck the "le cartoon look", the only game i like is Team Fortress 2.
Based as fuck.

Always.

>retro styled with no technical limitations
but why tho? The retro aestetic is fun, but the limitations are not. If I want to play a NES game I'll emulate it. If I want to play a modern game looking like a NES game I still want modern quality of life shit.

>zombie game
>MMO
>military FPS

Darkwood.

And it's fucking brilliant. That faggot is missing out.

All those are shit except strategy ones,.
HoMM3 is only god tier there.

These are proper video games. Your subjective thoughts and opinions don't matter. Japanese equivalents. NOW.

To add, Japanese stopped expanding beyond a few basic gen-old genres for a long time. Their games (for the major part) have engines from one, two and even sometimes 3 generations ago (Tekken definately feels that way, even fucking PES plays like a PS1 game).
Western Gaming is indeed in the shitter, but Japanese gaming has been rotting there for 2 generations now.

>western
>bland
>realistic fps
>simulation
>assfaggots
>competitive
>online
>cinematic but not kojimbo
>post apocaliptic
>otaku bait

>ywn hear "Dominated, you scot son-of-a-bitch!" and "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!" in any other game
Thank god TF2 didn't come out after Gamergate.

>Animal Crossing, or Xenoblade, or Kirby, or Smash Bros
>movies
Okay I get xenoblade but the other 3 ????

>female main character

>Japanese equivalents. NOW.
But japs don't make open world civilian killer simulators.
From racing simulators I prefer Gran Turismo, or Crazy Taxi from arcade. I prefer Sengoku Rance to all western developed strategy games.
I gave up on most western games around 2009 and switched to japanese ones. I still play older western titles like Gothic 1,2 or HoMM 2,3,4

never bc im not a faggot lol

>it's a smash character reveal

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kys

I go ewwwwww at posts like this
ewwwwww

>game has crafting
>game breaks the fourth wall

/nintendo/i
/smash/i
/melee/i
/atlus/i
/persona/i
/switch/i
/samus/i
/pokemon/i
/elden/i
/etika/i
/banjo/i
/splatoon/i
/starfox/i
/kazooie/i
/ctr/i
/botw/i
/pokefag/i
/metroid/i
/ssbu/i
/belta/i
/belter/i
/mario/i
/thanos/i
/zelda/i
/naruto/i
/hitagi/i
/fgc/i
/dmc/i
/tourney/i
/SonicFox/
/marvel/i
/luigi/i
/kylo/i
/yakuza/i
/mandalorian/i
/xenoblade/i
/wars/i
/sakurai/i
/midna/i
/kh3/i
/p5r/i
/dissidia/i
/smt/i
/unist/i
/xiv/i
/moveset/i
/marvel/i
/brie/i
/captain/i
/stage builder/i
/avengers/i
/sekiro/i
/snk/i
/xiv/i
/skywalker/i
/rey/i
/darth/i
/vader/i
/p5/i
/kenobi/i
/starwars/i
/sheev/i
/thor/i
/potter/i
/disney/i

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WW2 or real world sports that are a shitshow of advertisment and licensing like football, soccer etc., basically most games by EA, Activion or 2K.

Do you like anything? Serous question

admiring the size of this lad

>filters casual shit and multiplayer
what does a basedboy like you even play? I'm guessing things where you can play as a female character and jerk off to yourself like a huge faggot?

>Age of Empires 3
this... your example?

>it's CS-like militaryshit
>it's assfaggots
>it's card game
>it's "hero shooter"
>it's battle royale
>it's assfaggots gacha clicker
>it's made by blizzard
>it has blizzard art style
>it's jrpg
>it has ugly women
>it doesn't have gameplay

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>CANT INTO SAILING
HAHHAAAHAHAAHAHA

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Story driven, character focused, AAA. Put 1000s of hours into cRPGs but realized that without a clear goal, a present villain, a strong narrative, i just can't be bothered to play this shit anymore when all you do is explore for the sake of it. That's why indie is up there. I like games where the developers have created enough content to entertain me, not just give me the tools to "make my own fun".

>It's a retro 8 bit style indie platformer

Seriously, like, I don't know, stop

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anything isometric that is not a grid based SRPG. its the only reason I will never play Fallout 1 & 2

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>getting filtered by the dwemer puzzle box

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Based.
>annual poor man's Blade of Darkness asset swaps
>meme scroll shooters
Are the only things Japan has contributed to gaming in the past two decades.

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all of them are shit you fucking west cuck
yes, even heroes 3, don't (you) me western whales

>It's another tohou game

Who the frick thought dodging brazillian bullets is fun?

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>It's a MOBA
>It's a Battle Royale game

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Just this year japan released:
>Sekiro
>Devil May Cry 5
>Resident Evil 2 Remake
>Bloodstained
Meanwhile, the last 5 years westshit released:
>a generic fps
>another generic fps
>a battle royale
>a """story driven game"""

>Open world exploration game
> Vertical slices, you can approach the same task in 50 different ways (Complete bullshit, its like 3)
those kill all my enjoyment in a game

Main female character has no hips or tits

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cringe

FPS
Sports
Online only

That's pretty much it.

Read books.

This rule would prevent you from playing Wonderful 101 and that's a huge shame.

haha u mad

Nice. Everything you filter is trash.

well if you can move the camera like in Pikmin its fine by me, its just when its locked to isometric view is what irks me especially if its 2d

Cringe

>h-haha u m-mad

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>Is an anime JRPG

>muh prophecy

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>Female Protagonist
>Anime
Period-blood-stained? No thanks, I'll rather play Castlevania instead.

>GTA

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>Characters intentionally made to be ugly for no reason
>Forces gay characters
>Tries to force some sort of a agenda
>Lootboxes
>Says dating sim, but no romance options
>"""""""""""""""""""Retro indie survival horror open world generating crafting battle royale rpg"""""""""""""""

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FPBP. Just made all the weebs giving you (You)'s shit their pants.

>COOP story mode
>steam punk
>turn based combat
>anime

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>RPG
>its made with RPG maker

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samefag

>AAA not slav/japanese

But Order of Ecclesia is the best Castlevania ever made.

Waypoints, objective trails and cluttered mini maps ruined video games. They're a deal-breaker for me.

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>why do I have to use my brain?

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>Actually playing a game is so outdated, why the item cant find itself?

That guy is obviously not white. Stop letting white people live rent free in your head, you stupid fucking ESL

this combination makes me want to die
>open world
>crafting
>survival
>early access
I dont understand how so many of these games get made. like isnt 1 enough for people? how many remakes of the The Forest do there need to be?

Why do yellow people behave rudely, noisily, and obtrusively whenever they visit foreign countries? Are they not embarrassed or anything?

SPBP. visual novels and fatefags be damned

>liking zombie shit
Kill yourself

What's wrong with it?

What's the difference between waypoints and a 2D platformer where you run to the right to win? You have no problem with platformers, I bet. But the moment a game becomes a sandbox, you reee like children.

This.

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Game is trash but has "good atmosphere"

>game features a baby blender minigame

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Dumbest post of this thread.

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Floaty or weightless attack animations.