SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

autism

this gdq feels pretty tame in terms of awfulness, are things finally getting better?

autism

when?

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Take a shot every time you see a tranny

are there any actually cute girls (female) at this GDQ? post em if there are

Klonoa is very tired, he needs rest

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It's felt like an improvement since 2017 at least. This has been actually tolerable for the most part.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRBBB

name the band Yea Forums

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what video game character could defeat gregor the mountain?

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autism

Wake me up when dist runs, this shit is dead af

>30degree outside
>live under the roof
someone send help

>"You are under estimate."
"Thats about all I am huh...."
> "..."

Fucking kek what a piece of shit announcer, literally everyone gets fellated non-stop no matter how shit they are but the announcer didn't feel like saying anything nice cause there was no audience to show off how nice he was to. I hope someone there tells him he did well before he an hero's himself

autism

user, it's 1PM in europoor

I cringe hard everytime there is a tranny runner. That is why I hardly watch this anymore. I really should because there is always an amazing moment like the chair sniffer but I kind of feel bad.

what accent is this

what game would kim jung un speedrun?

frenchfags die

Wonderful accent.

previous

CIV

It's like i'm really watching ESA!

>twee
Fuck cute accents.

Reminder no bully.

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Uber driver

The Dilators.

Does blueglass have a twitch/twitter? Or did he go ninja after being shadowbanned? He's very cute and I like him a lot.

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current

>this accent for 20 minutes
Nah, nigga.

dat turd thing

>download demo for textorcist
>crashes 3 minutes in after I beat the mugger
yeah okay, pass.

autism

RELEASED ON GUG

Today is my birthday! :)

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what are you doing user

>Best Korea speedruns all video games
>holds all world records
>doesn't have pig disgusting men dressing as women and calling themselves trans for attention

Glory to the republic

the Wannabees

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Poor mental health mixed with nerd culture=attention seeking=lots of dudes wanting to be a girl even if they look nothing like one.

This is gonna be an F run, I can feel it now

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>Pajeet runs furry game

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>on GUG
Holy shit this fag's accent is making me lose it.

>wake up to this
Oh god my EARS
Wake me up when Kirby Air Ride is on

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>we cullect dese sharts
I hope this run doesn't trigger shart user

happy birthday fren!

Happy birthday cutiepatootie

blueglass was never banned, he just never applied runs, and didn't like how it got so big. They kicked him out of the stream room in 2014 because when he was there (Which was all the time) the chat exploded, but now he posts on SDA maybe once or twice a year just saying good luck to people, but he doesn't want to go, since no one he knows goes anymore and he'd just be a sideshow.

Is this Belgian Rachet & Clank?

he sounds like one of the vampires from what we do in the shadows

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french? spanish? what accent is this?

I'm sorry

Sinners from Yea Forums must repent before playing and say 1 hundred Hail Marys.

dobol yump

happy birthday user

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why was this image flipped?

my sides

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tuturu~

Sounds Indian.

>Pajeet
deaf and blind loli?

poor guy.

Happy birthday fella

unironically good commentary and gameplay so far besides the offputting accent

happy birthday!

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indian

This dude is always a huge cunt up his own ass

The Primals

pyongyangracer.co/

Happy Birthday!

happy bappy user

He seems to live in Quebec so French.

>That cutscene skip
Okay, that was cool.

Cyborg Pirate from an alternate reality where the world is mostly water with small islands and one single mountain range that goes all the way around the planet.

The TRANS-formers

accent doesn't bother me as much as how fucking generic this fucking game is

>twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
hey I tried this link but it seems to be in french. where's the english restream?

last I remember him being at GDQ was 2016

ignore this post

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the turd one

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what roleplay story are you writing?

>The turd puzzle

Happy Birthday fuckface

>bring couch
>never let them speak

Why do runners do this

This, I don't know how the hell you retards thought that was an Indian accent.

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Lol he alt+tabbed

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"NOT FOON" you said it mane

Fund it

>the whole skylar discord
All two people?

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quick, haxxor him

>tranny runner
>literally who game
>they aren't even good at it
How many times has this happened

Pls tell me there's going to be more trannies.

zankyu

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MEAN!

partly one piece, partly terminator

this is a pretty good run desu anons, b or a tier at least

An Hero and the Forty Percenters

Yeah this game seems like some weird chinese ripoff of jack and daxter or ratchet and clank.

Too many

Franky the Cyborg from One Piece is named Cutty Flam. Presumably, that's where this runner got his handle.

the turd ytem magnyet

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is this guy french

WHEN ARE THE ACTUAL CUTE GIRLS RUNNING? THERE ARE ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL CUTE FEMALES AT GDQ, RIGHT!?

reminder

nobody:

Yea Forums: TRANNIES, TRANNIES, DILATE, REEEEEE

> the turd item

I agree, a nice mix of going fast and using a few glitches to save time. Exactly what a good speedrun should be.

Game looks fun

too red

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Lonely, insecure nerds turn to trannism because its a last ditch effort to be part of a community that accept them. Thats why a lot are like vhris chan. Trans lesbians who are more lazy male with a free offended card.

So they do show speedruns in this speedrun marathon at some point right?

>twitter meme
(You)

You should be glad. The literally who games are played during real nigga hours when nobody is watching. If the trannies are playing them then you won't have to see them and you can stop complaining.

I was thinking Chinese R&C too this shit sucks. not terrible just boring

>20 minute estimate
now THIS is a speedrun!

Any other reddit meme formats you can teach us about?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY user!!!!

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How do you tell apart fuckboys and trannies at such events, specially when you only hear their voices?

I'm sure there are more biological cute females on Yea Forums than there are on GDQ

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>ameritard geography.

>I dont know the story I never really listen to it
Based gameplay frog.

I'm aware it was a nod to One Piece, but I'd still like to see a Cyborg Pirate adventure video game.

Ok retard, go back to Twitter.

Grab all de sharts

Dobol yump

This guy reminds me of how Adam Sandler speaks.

Guess which hours I'm most likely able to catch the stream, nigga

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Hows this run

Is this why frenchies never speak english?

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Countdown with him /sgdq/

>When are all the dumb fucking Euros going to bed
In another 12-14 hours maybe.

shit quebec nigga is already 3/4 finished I appreciate this

biological cute females go to reddit
Yea Forums is faggot and incel territory

Yeah but at least in this thread it's appropriate for the current happenings

Holy fuck a retard doesnt know how to eat a watermellon wgat the fuck

fuckboys still look 100% intentionally masculine

wholesome run

Ever smell garbage on a hot summer day?

Never ever

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>tfw no fat latina coach

5
4
3
................................................................................................2
1

>it's a floating hands boss
Thank fucking god it's already over

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Nice run

Most of the time they all look like teenager boys though

Game looks kinda gay but it seems like a solid speedrun thanks to b-hopping and a few bugs.

Oh look, a boss that is a big head with 2 floating hands. I've never seen that before.

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You better haul your pronouns in the bio having ass back 2 twitter.

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>>>resetera.com

>Shoutout to community of two players
Based

No wonder Canadians hate Quebec, they all sound like faggots

One wears a wig and dress. They don't dilate because they're not actually trans so much as terrible cross dressers.

The other is seen hovering around these planetoids, because white knighting for validation is all they know.

Anyone else worth associating with is either not present or long-banned from the events.

cute dogs

Where is the orb meme from?

TURNING AND TURNING IN THE WIDENING GYRE
THE FALCON CANNOT HEAR THE FALCONER
THINGS FALL APART
THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
THE BLOOD-DIMMED TIDE IS LOOSED!
EVERYWHERE THE CEREMONY OF INNOCENCE IS DROWNED;
THE BEST LACK ALL CONVICTION, WHILE THE WORST
ARE FULL OF PASSIONATE INTENSITY

SURELY SOME REVELATION IS AT HAND.
SURELY THE SECOND COMING IS AT HAND!
THE SECOND COMING!
HARDLY ARE THOSE WORDS OUT
WHEN A VAST IMAGE OUT OF SPIRITUS MUNDI
TROUBLES MY SIGHT

SOMEWHERE IN THE SANDS OF THE DESERT
A SHAPE WITH LION BODY, AND THE HEAD OF A MAN
A GAZE BLANK AND PITILESS AS THE SUN
IS MOVING ITS SLOW THIGHS, WHILE ALL ABOUT IT
REEL SHADOWS OF THE INDIGANT DESERT BIRDS

THE DARKNESS DROPS AGAIN
BUT NOW I KNOW
THAT TWENTY CENTURIES OF STONY SLEEP
WERE VEXED TO NIGHTMARE BY ROCKING CRADLE
AND WHAT ROUGH BEAST, ITS HOURS COME ROUND AT LAST
SLOUCHES NOW TOWARDS BETHLEHEM TO BE BORN?

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Quick run on a shit shovelware game
>6.5/10

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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super mario bros 3 runs

this announcer is so annoying

We can type on the interweb just fine. But when actually speaking English we know our accents are atrocious, so we're scared to speak.

Thoughts on the Fursona game?

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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A or B

Oh is it the racing block now (except F-Zero)? Neat.

SM3 then they started doing it for any orb in any game

SOMEONE POST THE COPYPASTA, PLS!

what is this announcer voice and accent

C or D. Inoffensive, not good or bad.

Some obscure puzzle game that was played last GDQ I think. I forget the name. Windwaker got played soon after that run which also has orbs so the thing took off and became annoying.

Was the Metroid Prime 2 run that bad? I know the games suck dick but I thought everyone LOVED the speedruns of these

B or C

B

B

stop projecting

I believe it is called "homosexual"

B

tranny and american accent

awful
F

The leaf was mercifully quick, so C

Yes, there's a reason it has it's own tier at the very bottom of the list.

titanfall got an SS?

mmm

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He's right you know

>I know the games suck dick

Also, the runner was a tranny who went over estimate.

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based self-conscious frogs

>become a tranny
>don't even ATTEMPT to look "good" or wear cute girly clothes
>just dress as your 80 year old grandma instead
Fuck me. He doesn't even try.

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B or C.
Didn't think too much of the game but it was fast an he explained the run and tricks.

this announcer sounds like he has a dragon dildo lodged in his ass

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She doesn't look like that anymore SHITLORD

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chris chan passes better than this freak

Specifically, a yuckle american DJ accent

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Some people have no shame.

The game was Semblance

FFS just give me the star warrior Kirby already!!!

C

The runner flubbed multiple out of bounds exploits, nearly broke down and cried when fucking up a trick, and was over estimate by nearly 10 minutes.

Also the fact it was just extremely awkward because he kept making trans jokes at his expense, and of course, is just an obese guy dressed as a woman, long past his prime in speed running.

He's basically the next Cosmo.

Based leaffrog

Looks like that guy that killed his wife.

i'm normally sympathetic to these people but those shoes holy fuck who is he trying to fool

B, nothing spectacular but decent commentary and execution

gee I love GDQ

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Still looks like an obese granny. In fact, it looks like he's regressing back to his man look with that clear stubble.

im up next, wish me luck Yea Forums

>murse

The only good thing about GDQ is that these threads show up twice a year.

I miss based Tom Cruise "rate this run" poster. I hope he's doing ok.

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It's almost like it's an amazing speedgame filled with speed and cool tricks for the entire duration of the run that was done by a cool runner!

Himself

>keep up the work
holy SHIT this guy's voice makes me want to fucking slam my fist onto a bed of nails

Titanfall 2 was my favorite run so far. Had a lot of entertaining movement tech.

What is with this guy's voice? He sounds like he's about to break

(s)He needs to use the womans bathroom

>tfw Werster will never be at gdq again

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Ben and the Franklins

why? is he speaking? like this?

I miss him too

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almost yeah

Poke remixes are comfy

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have sex

Fucking niggers

Still can't dress himself, look at those goddamn skirt wrinkles
use a goddamb iron

how did our main man's run go

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I think you would instantly regret that decision.

POKE EE MON CRYEEE STAHL

nigga he sleepin

He's been at aussie speedrun marathons. GDQ is far and away the worst speedrun marathon nowadays. RPG limit break, ESA, aussie speedrun marathon, there's plenty of options.

Same

flamboyantly gay

>turn on stream
>trannies
>turn off stream
Until next year

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see

Why the fuck is the announcer talking like a faggot who suffered multiple strokes in the past jesus fuck

YOI YOI DON DA YOOOO

did the guy from /vp/ donate the 1k$?

Any cringe moments?

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about how you'd expect

i think this announcer has a vibrator up his ass. maybe just dilating?

This announcer almost sounds like he's doing a horrible impression of Jeff Goldblum.

It's still a bit funny but also really fucking sad.

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I think he is trans or gay maybe just camp.

>day off work
>tuesday has the worst lineup
Nice

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Yeah, I watch the Aussie marathons, they still allow fun and banter.

the entire typing game speedrun

He's been sleeping for a long time user, this was peak Cruise hours yesterday.

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Bruh either has a buttplug in or is getting sucked off under the table. Considering this is tranny fest, he's probably just a flaming faggot.

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

what did they run/ruin?

damn, naegleria really let ximself go.

Titled: Portrait of the autist as a young man.

This announcers inflection is hilarious.

I seriously think this guy is just pretending to be a massive autistic retard, like CWC

Thats every GDQ

let a man rest

it's a terrible radio DJ impression

It was legit really good, also my fuckin' feels.

Wasn't this game made by /agdg/

KEK

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God, how many fucking games is Zubaz in?

Decently postive response for Skylar. Updated. RACE TIME!

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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this game looks pretty neat

yeah
another game being run was but the runner fucking died

spent a whole shitload on the car animations in this game. i know it's retrofaggotry but jesus

thank you ranking megumin poster

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Please god don’t remind me of that webm.

move that shit down to C

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So this game is OutRun if OutRun wasn't shit?

Time to get drunk

a little generous but not terrible

If you're gonna stare at a car the entire time it better look good.

So the guy that choked the exorcist literally asked for someone to be on the couch, it shows how much he needed one.

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Too many it’s a sad reminder that super best friends are super dead friends.

MrMarowak deserved better

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Yeah. This was being developed shortly after outrun started posting pictures, I think, because they thought outrun would be this, but wasn't.

some fresh beats in this game

this is worse, this looks like a 40 year old that got into grandma's trunk

Damn good music

DEJA VU

>no friends
>still force yourself to go out
too pure for this world

>made by one guy
Goddamn

BASED TYPE GOD TEDDY

>and nobody came
ouch
poor guy

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I missed this, which game was this

This man knows how to Tuesday.

I feel bad for him

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Penis Mystery

move everything down a rank

>10% of my power

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damn

Wtf is that splash emoji implying? Creepy.

i dont want to judge that dude, commenting and typing like that would be brutal

Was there a new OutRun I didn't know about?

I was talking about the '80s one

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Textorcist

Damn, dude

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Textorcist, typing/bullet hell game. Dude choked a whole bunch because he had to do commentary while typing.

The mess down under.

dilating% only

Rethal Reague

KEYBOARDMAN

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Cheer up runner!

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what was wrong with the Prime 2 run

Benjamin Bald and The Wig Wearers

Now I feel bad

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lol

Jesus Christ, between this & that runner that ran the knock off doom game, this event has been full of sadness. My heart goes out to those lads.

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Everything.

Miles

Fuck

Nervous eyes and sweating? Would make sense since nobody had responded to him and he had to go.

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Take a guess

I do like me some Outrunner arcade where the wheel shakes and there are pedals.

a good cause makes everything BETTAR

THIS MOTHERFUCKING ANNOUNCER MAKING THAT INTONATION AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE IS REALLY FUCKING GAY

Ah I see. Intrusive thoughts go away.

To be honest this was his fault for choosing such an utter shit game

Holy fuck underrated.

sadly everyone was asleep

hey, we were there with you buddy.

on another note, i just got a warning for a post I made 12 hours ago. quality stuff.

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this is so sad

I mean, it was like 4am when he was asking for someone to show up.

What happened with Metroid Prime 2?

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>has to go 3 hours early because event is fucked
>no one to help commentate
>in a game where one is actually needed
>visibly distressed during the run
i felt like he lost 10 years of life expectancy after that

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Miles

locally. he still had 50K watching him butt fuck that game all to hell. type god teddy had a bad day

Why didja get a warning animu?

Why would you run this? There isnt even any skips or anything.

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I'm 20 minutes into the Prime 2 run and there haven't been any trans jokes yet

...

This looks like a fun game.

Memes

Jannies were asleep

the game looks fun but its not a good speedrunning game

its easy to get worldrecord in an obscure game

>speedrunning racing games

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This game is faaaast but it's hardly a speedrun, just a fucking let's play.

>Nothing personnel
>Teleports behind you
>10% of my power

based

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Yeah, racing games are garbage for speed running. Previous events have had snooze fests for Mario Kart and Diddy Kong Racing as well.

Hope someone made clips

>a speedrun requires skips, glitches or exploits
Nothing wrong with a speedrun being good gameplay

That's what makes Tetris runs so good

Did they already ran touhoulvania?

make camilla stop looking at me

It's almost like this is a race and not a speedrun!

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>camilla will never stare at you

boring

Why is Camilla so smug???

When are the good runs?

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Rate this run!

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Same, but it's 35.

>not playing Lotus 2
youtube.com/watch?v=JLlWlsb9GpQ

I've sinced learned that they're one in the same so to hate one is to hate the other.

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That's Thursday.

Solid A.

>Battle Royale
nani!?

Not even so much a speedrun marathon as a lets play quick sponsered by red bull and best buy.

when you leave

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C

F

playthrough is not a speedrun

not really a speedrun but it was chill and nice

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0/10, only actual speedgames should be raced at GDQ

wait so they just ran the circuit of 5 tracks and called it a day? Cool guys.
>F-

A.

B or C

Aren't all racing games speedrun games?

>the Marrow shoutout
the feels

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F for Marrow. He actually fucking died IRL.

probably something like FZero

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Oh yea, marrow is that dude who died

it was B for me

poor mental health among people who play video games excessively and commercialization of social justice culture. Pretending to care about social issues makes money, it is why corporations (and other organizations oriented towards financial gain) do it.

Further, transsexuals are part of the organization that puts on these events so they will naturally try to give attention to people "like them". Of course, being a tranny doesn't mean you're automatically part of the GDQ club, as some tranny speedrunners will assert.

Why is retarded Jeff Goldblum reading donations?

ANOTHER FUCKING RACING GAME

D for not a speedrun

why can't gdq get an announcer who doesn't sound like a retard, is it just a pity position?

>scratch ass
>high five someone with same hand

I'm next, watch out for the touhou block!

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How do I get a speedrunning gf bros?

Alpha move.

Sure, those aren't necessary for a speed run, but if playing well is all it takes, it should be obvious that the level they're playing at is well above any random player who is good at games. Shovel Knight only has one skip, I think, and it's a good speed run. Racing games just aren't.

h

SS

why does this guy have to apply a layer of his own grease to every giveaway prize?

YuYuYu game to speedrun when?

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fuck you, anime

GOLEM

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symphogear is trash

I love YuYuYu, it's so good.

fuck you are trash

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based Dikki poster

Fucking hell the golem got him.

w-where did the human mountain go?

Treasure Troll

Remember to sit straight and stretch Yea Forums.

D

Only reason it isn't an F is because they didn't fuck it up horribly, but it's not even really a speedrun.

Anyone else like to vape when they dilate

To get hosed down

Happy birthday my dude

The hotel served him up for their breakfast.

yeah, i call it violating

what a fucking lad

budget caveman

prize goblin

Damn this bitch looks so old these days

WOMAN!

Kek

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This girl keeps getting fatter every year
What the hell do you guys eat over there in the states

Help

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Kung Fu Fruit Cup more like Cunt Poo Slut Mutt

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Okay since I’m a pleb and won’t sub to the twitch channel and I bet I’d get banned for this I just want to say that speedrunning a typing game when you have to look at the keyboard to type seems dumb.

That game looked cool though.

ohnononono look at the top of his ______ !!

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This has to be the most boring GDQ ever.

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THE MOUNTAIN THAT REEKS

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she's getting fatter

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Fat and old, time really is the worst.

These fucking interviews and setup times and "ads" are just getting longer and longer each year, it's getting unbearable.

actually nice moustache

Is Split/Second cool or can I go do something else

Literal garbage laced with sugar

>cunt poo
God yes

she wore the same thing two years in a row

what the fuck?

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Are they fags? They look like fags.

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Absolute Chads

I know and my dong loves it.

Only setup no runs in 2025

discount caveman be like

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This dude looks like he would get along well with Caveman.

how? tell me the secrets to future-quoting

I dont know if they are fags, but they look like nice guys

Marcelo?

looks like she put on eye makeup then gave up

I guess it is too late for him for a transition.

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Give me one good reason to waste my time watching ugly trannies play video games.

Imagine the smell

>wearing a 70's 'stache like that as a zoomer in 2019

takes balls, he has my respect

Just quote a post that's in the future, like this

The architect has been busy

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HOW HARD IS IT TO THROW ON A DIFFERENT SHIRT FROM LAST YEAR

GOD DAMN GIRL THIS IS STRESSING ME OTU

The mustache guy having arm over him makes this soooooo much gayer than it needs to be.

almost like it shouldnt be at a speedrun event

You know it

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she really is gettin fatter damn

That didnt stop the other.

These guys are definitely banned. Can't have any bantz on stream in this day and age.

Fat arms and hands are the worst

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>summer but she's wearing a long-sleeved top
yup she's a fucking hambeast now

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youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

No, seriously, what was Sakurai trying to convey with this one?

I WANT TO KISS KUNGFUTHICCCUP SO MUCH YOU GUYS

yeah, but the odds of getting the quoted post in the same thread is so low, especially on Yea Forums. how in the fuck?

Quintessential inbred slag.

dios mio

What color wig will xhe choose??

If they call him the architect...
WHAT IS HIS DESIGN?

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No point on putting effort when there's zero competition

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Ahh the finest slag the British Isles have ever produced.

Butterface!!!! :o

She is so fucking disgusting holy shit

maybe it's grown into her

tfw no

OI FANCY A SHAG LUV?

SHE CUTE

Thicc girls are nice

Sure but this is an event thread so the chances of it landing in here are much higher than just doing it in some regular thread.

Did the couch change?

CUTIE ALERT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SCOOT CLOSER YOU VIRGIN

to one day...FIND THE PENIS

i need fullscreen pics of that cute girl on the couch right NOW!!!

>driving through traps

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IS THIS AN ACTUAL GIRL? CUTIE!

penguin with gout

that game is so fucking fun if you having a great audio system in your room

>driving through traps
hmmmm, are they sending subtle messages?

They got that whole couch to themselves, guys. All the things they could do...

>an actual girl

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FUCK HER YOU VIRGIN

an actual girl? fuck sake /pol/ wins again

girl name? :)

rave.dj/pJPD-V_Gvwo3hA this

>you’re the cunt guy
Holy shit

Safety principles

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Happy birthday, user! Today is also my wife's birthday!

Imagine actually donating to get that shitty Samus statuette that looks like it was made by a derpy chick in her local pottery class.

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Why don't they spend all that time during cutscenes making out for the camera? Don't they want to help charity?

Extend your left arm onto the couch top and invite her closer. It's that easy.

well this looks fucking boring

even in this stream I can listen how great it sounds, gonna try it later.

>The man play game without eyes!!

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>you got anything to say yet
what a chad

40 min of this...

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>Actual bants with the girl

What a fucking chad

There's a girl on the sofa

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE SOUNDS AS CUTE AS SHE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!

>you talk to me
red flagged

I think this guy might be autistic

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new thread

holy shit is that an actual girl? i thought it was an asian femboy. either one works

this is already going bad.

>Add a girl to the couch and the runner turns into a spaghetti dispenser.
Like pottery.

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when they said "detonator" run I was thinking something...else. something other than this

>Starts calling her scrunt and calling for plane crashes

B&

OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!

The most English-looking person ever born.

This guy is talking too much.

He's making me too nervous, I can't watch anymore. I know he's gonna say something terrible at some point

Annoying Dork+Boring racing game+political commentary+too tall asian cutie= D

ARGHARGHA MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

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watch the trainwreck sperg it'll be funny

That is a big boy