SGDQ19

>Ω: Metroid Prime 2
Hehe.

Why is this shit taking so long?

Night OMPharos

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Shut up queer

I can't take these garbage runs anymore!

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And you'll never be with a real woman, incel. :)

Is there an easier mode to play than:
>white blond girl with good genes

I can't think of any combination that would make life easier.

Where are those cringe webms at?

HAH!

nice manjaw

squadW

AHHHHHHHHHH user WHY

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I'm dating one, incel

Yeah this year is pretty bland so far.

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It's the length that kills me, 2 hours of

non-white girl with shit genes
you get everything handed to you for free and nobody is allowed to fuck with you

When's the next good run?

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Too bony. Where's the MEAT?

would you?

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fuck piggers

about 4 years ago

Yeah that's why I usually like the late night/early morning blocks. Most of the time it's shorter games that I might not have seen before, and even if it's something boring it doesn't matter since they're pretty short.

So? If you're a pretty white girl everyone will slice limbs off TO fuck with you. You can amass an army of orbiters with minimal effort and literally have your own personal white-knight army.

Superfluous
Genders
Dilating
Quickly

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just woke up, how did claris do?

So I gotta wait till after the next universal reset. Gotcha.

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Who?

Shit

who?

HOLY FUCK END ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Had to pause the run every ten minutes to inform the crowd of her boobs.

>jacked off twice
>played a full game of dota
>went for a jog
>this run is still on
man what the fuck

Death to all trannies

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i'm pretty excited for textorcist, since I was #1 for months and even got offered a spot for a race but i'm poor as shit and couldn't go. It's a really nifty run, unfortunately not as funny as typing of the dead with it's "man in a dress" quotes but still pretty good if you dig typing games.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can speedrunners even be considered gaymers?
>play game fast
>not taking your time to get the full enjoyment out of it

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Why is SDGQ in sub only mode? Is it only sub mode when a female or trans woman is on?

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Only when there's trans on-screen.

Move Tony Hawk up one

as you'd expect

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It's been sub only for years

>her

>these levels are tough and are designed to push these characters to their limits
>a level with some incredibly slow moving spikes
>an auto scroller with few enemies

yeah, really pushing the limits with this gameplay.

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>not appreciating delicate beauty
maybe this is more your speed

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Is that a girl or a ((((((girl))))))?

The people who put sub only mode then are being transphobic for doing it only on them.

>still not done
holy fuck, I left and came back and this is still going on

Good. I'd rather be a man.

Fucking Americans.

Yes, sweetie. She is a girl and has boobs. :) Stay mad.

Most of the speedrunners have not even played the game normally and the moment something happens they are not familiar with their brain stops working.

based retard

That's acceptable

Yes, but for homicidal reasons.

Think there are too many hour+ runs this time around? Tuesday doesn't seem so bad, but as for most of the event.

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what drives someone to do this

That doesn't count because transrights. I shit you not, that is the official reason.

shut the FUCK up

Can someone link me the tony hawk run? Was it good?

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>the reddest of pills

This is them giving people new games. Unfortunately new games tend to be longer, because normalfags won't buy short games because of the retarded "MUH $1 IS WORTH 1 HOUR OF GAMEPLAY" shit. People have been bitching about the same games being played at GDQ so this is the comrpomise.

Severe autism

Taking bets on how long over it'll be.

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>10 minutes left
>last boss
0

Relax autismo

Is this shit over yet?

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Bad parenting, school system, jews, leftism, mental illness, autism, and usually peer pressure from other freaks online who brainwash them into thinking its normal to be this way, "you're just an individual" and all that.

>1:59 """speedrun"""

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>been eating nothing but bread canned meat ketchup and mustard for 3 weeks straight

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Literally my first time tuning into SGDQ this year... and it's a tranny. jfc guys, you weren't memeing

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>wake up
Is this another fucking tranny?

Is she really trans?

Whats the count so far, 3?

please eat an actual meal

Thank Christ it's over.

WELCOME

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Just go back to sleep again.

>bread canned meat

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You never woke up.

Its ok its over bros

>Play like shit
>Literally a casual playthrough
>2 minutes off world record :)
So you know the "world record" is literally just a pity-record on a game nobody plays.

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good job pigman

But it literally is transphobic.

You'll never be a real girl.

Eat some proper food user you'll die

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Fucking finally

There was another before Claris? Guess i was lucky enough to miss it

rate that run

>kills final boss in the cutscene
As i thought this game couldnt get worse what the fuck

Holy fucking shit user I tip my sides to your plight.

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why did they use dragon's trap music instead of making their own?
that's gay

short runs coming up get HOOOYP

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Boring as shit.

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>not canning all your food stuffs in bread
saves time and money

deal w/ it transphobes

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Yeah. It is discrimination based on transvestism. I agree. But GDQ's official Twitter confirmed that it's sub-only when a trans is on-screen to protect their feelings.

>canned meat ketchup
Based poorfag

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Yea Forums seems to think so, but I think they just don't see women outside porn and forgot that some of them are ugly

>not living off of pancakes for weeks straight

Dick and balls / 10

8/10. Demonstrated decent tricks.

0/10 - better end in suicide.

there's like 3 people that run it, and none of them have any experience in finding glitches/bugs. I'd bet $10 there's a screenwrap I could find in the intro within a day of looking.

this is fake, right?

get some veggies in your facehole you fuck you gonna die

HAVE SEX FAGGOT!

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7/1o

40%/10

Good guess, there are 4 run on the leaderboard, and ''Tina'' here got the WR with 1 other run close by. The other 2 are just obvious played it a few time submitted run

I wanna trans mommy gf like her/10

dirty fucking incel

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As a trans woman, being forced to have others "protect my feelings" is dumb as fuck.

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why

40%/100

thats based af

I watched like 20 minutes and then played with my dog for an hour/10

It's over/10

zzzzz

>"it goes into sub mode only when there are trannies on screen!"
>newfags believe this
Wow I thought you Euros were supposed to be smart.

Nah, you need it. You would be bullied into suicide from literally every source otherwise.

You're a man, buddy.

have sex

>chilling in my ass
>suddenly electric farts remix blairing from my cringe stream
what the dude

It's not just me right, but this year is unironically the worst year. No legit entertaining runs, no memes, absolutely sterilized fecal matter

Pretty sure they picked up the game casually before deciding to break the game.

chances are she's probably a sub like the majority of trannies

When is ESA?

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jesus, there's like 1 guy there

>she

Updated for Monster Boy

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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cant get comfy?
play this youtube.com/watch?v=q76bMs-NwRk

It is 5:20 AM here

Not soon enough, my friend.

Going to bed. Later, retards.

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>this DKC remix

yuck

The run and the runner might have been shit but that wasn't a casual playthrough

Holy shit! It's that guy who DESTROYED Blizzard! Is he here to demolish SGDQ for good?

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>Gajin English teacher in Japan forcing his student to watch GDQ.
Is there anything worse than western English "teachers" in Japan?

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>Teacher distracting a class with speedruns instead of actually educating them
Really earning that fucking paycheck.

They're diversity hires

Anyone else notice their viewers drop from 90k to the low 30s in like 5 mins?

its like a week to summer holidays. Nobody actually does work the last week in school

missed Rygar FUCCK

What are some other kino speedgames like Titanfall 2? So it having constant speed and cool tricks going on.

Serious question:
When is this tranny phase going to pass? It's obviously just a trend that perked up recently, but god damn its taking forever to die. The joke stopped being funny 2 years ago, it's starting to get worrying.

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>want to watch but keep getting distracted since some shitty tweet i made at an eceleb is getting a ton of likes

Ah, never realized it was so close.

viewbots

Is the reason why they're using remixes because people were tired of the vanilla songs?

>Thanks to who's in charge of the music, great tunes

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The Descent 2
youtube.com/watch?v=U1xC0y4DjvQ

stream cut out for a min

They viewbot the trannies so they can show a nice graph to investors falsely showing that trannies = good. I wish I was kidding.

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Is there an FFVII run this year

Has Yea Forums ever managed to get a cryptic donation message read? Shitting on trannies or something?

>not your blog

How bad is this years SGDQ?

BIG BOY

Yeah, she sounded female and wasn't trying to dress "girly", so it probably was just a fat girl.

Wait, what are you two on about? Was it a dono or something?

zankyu

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How long did the scene trend last?

I'd imagine about as long as that give or take.

because the stream crashed

>this "music"

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>This music
Oh my fucking god, I'd take the playlist restarting every time a run finishes over this shit.

wrong

no they have copyright issues since the internet went full hitler on music

someone donated and said they have gdq on a TV in class.

I really don't mind the fact that they are trannies, it's the fact that they are UGLY and look/sound like dudes. My acceptance of transgender people solely depends on how passable they are, and that they have a nice feminine voice.

This is the true based and redpilled position.

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by far the worst year

dozens from 2013-2016. None since cause the donation tracker only reads the most ultra sterile scrubbed shit, and they have a 3 man station dedicated to filtering donations before they reach announcer station.

Not in a while, but why the fuck would you donate to a terrorist group, even as a joke?

Jesus christ, the music this year has been especially fucking awful.

I swear this is the worst music I have ever heard.

>since the internet went full hitler on music
You mean since music companies went full hitler on the internet.

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Its laughably bad

>pi-
>pi-
>pi-

>I really don't mind the fact that they are trannies
I do
Kill em all

Whenever they become normalized and the general public stop giving them attention. Then the LBGTABBQ movement will start devouring itself as one group claims they're more discriminated against compared to the others and causes in-fighting

Well that's ridiculous. At least pick decent tunes and not stuff like the music currently playing.

nice to see they got someone from /prod/ to make music for their show

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Whats some of the stuff thats been read off in the past?

Dial 8, the only good one

Its all fucking remixes, why did they change it? I'd take that gay Earthworm Jim shit from last time over this.

not sure if hugboxxing or just blind/deaf

i guess if she passes to you retards even i could pass

>shitty electro
We ESA now!

Haven't they been using OCRemix songs for years now?

This might actually be comfy.

>this is going to be a complete disaster
Oh this is going to be good

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post boipussy

Fried Spam Sandwiches are delicious. I could live on them forever

No worries friend, if you compare this GDQ to the last couple you'll see a stark difference in how many trannies there are. The one with PMG doing the tetris race was the worst one by far.

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this twink can't type for SHIT

40%/10

>Jesus Teaches Typing
This game looks awesome.

He's pretty nervous.

i want to throw a can in there

The fuck, this game looks pretty interesting.
I wonder how good of a run I could get with 115wpm.

>not editing in a facehugger leaping at the camera

HE'S CHOKING

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>speedrun
>doesn't remember what the words when they get covered up

Dude you are a man

F-

I've always loved weird ass typing shit like this and TotD.

it's 5:30 AM and he was originally scheduled for a like 8:30 AM slot. And he's nervous.

This boy is nervous as FUCK.

>mom buys you a videogame
>its some dumb learn typing shit
FUCK

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is this suppose to be impressive?

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this guy so needs a couch, typing these words while talking must be impossible

The game looks fun but how is this a speedrun? He's just playing better than average.

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I wouldn't be surprised if the phrases were randomized rather than set.

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this guy can't type for shit lmao

>typing bullet hell
touhou teaches typing when

This guy should not talk, type and dodge at the same time. He's clearly struggling.

I hope the Split Second run is good.

I would be too, he's sitting on a vibrator that speeds up every time he fucks up.

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This seems more like a casual playthrough with a dude that can type decently fast than an actual speedrun

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Why are you even mad about this?

Oh no, this dude needs a co-commentator.

Why does a dude playing a typing game have to look at the fucking keys.

Remember. No fun allowed.

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how is mario a speedrun? How is super metroid a speedrun? How is anything a speedrun?

This guy should really have someone commentate for him, he cant concentrate

holy shit he is so jumpy

it's making me nervous

like some shit gonna go down in the hood shit

"easy" he says....shit man he couldn't fuck this up harder (so far)

Try keeping up with his typing. He's actually really fast.

That's like 90% of the games this year.

how is this shit even a speedrun, you just type words

is this the guy you would call a keyboard warrior?

There was one on the couch for timespinner. Which itself is a tranny game.

>Fight Cirno
>Only have to type BAKA over and over to win

>got a vegan metal band coming up
Kek
He's probably banned now for discriminating against vegans

I thought about making a game like this once, love typing games. This guy's clearly struggling but he's trying his best and it showed me a cool new game so

This game sucks for speedrunning because if you type too fast it drops letters. I have 180wpm average type speed and it frequently loses letters. This was actually a game I considered speedrunning after I played typing of the dead overkill.

remember when reimu was kill?

>constantly fucks up the easiest words

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Both of those have skips and techs that at least make it so you're not just playing the game casually with high skill.

Is SGDQ more like TGDQ?

Dude that guy stole their cut out

This is fucking awful.

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You can feel the smugness in him. Probably the only power he's had in his life.

30 minutes of this

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Isn't there a flash game for that? I swear I saw one on /f/ years ago.

I know for a fact there's a Cirno math game though where the right answer is the wrong one or 9.

How about a blind typist playing this game no screw that. We need more men in dresses

>it's not even in English anymore

Oh god, this is going to be a trainwreck.

>"Type banned in chat!"
He knows it's over.

It's double ridiculous because this is a charity event so anyone attempting to stop them from just playing some copyrighted songs on the grounds of intellectual property is morally bankrupt.

I've been watching this shit for years now and it now struck me that this is the first time I'm watching this with my girlfriend who also has a cute 10cm cock.
All this tranny nonsense is even funnier now, why on earth would you ever transition as an ugly person?
Well, at least my girl gets to feel better about herself seeing all those failures.
Really made me think, a few years ago I was only dating women as in XX chromosome types.

>180 wpm
lmao dude do you just spasm out on your keyboard? I've got 150 and I say you're full of shit.

He's really not.

So how was the tranny run with boob boy? I wanted to watch it but I was so exhausted I had to sleep.

He needs a couch. He's probably better at this when he's not also talking at the same time.

desu

whose hosting with a good amount of viewers? trihex isnt and i dont wanna sub to gaydq lol

>typing game

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180 is like bare minimum to do any job related to typing, sorry to hear about your incompetence, user.

boring playthrough

you didn't miss a thing

banned

lol okay grandma. did you go to church today?

Fucking humans when rocks are clearly the sxier race. Pleb.

Well, this is anti-climatic.

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>nervous wind noises
someone help him

decent run but too long to be entertaining

Shartanon reporting in.

My sharts are improving now but only after a period of sustained and dramatic worsening.

For those unaware, I've eaten nothing but chocolate and lollies for ~48 hours.

Someone post the cute white girl making this white people face plz

He really wants those meme latin-translations.

I made another one
imgur.com/a/o8JNEKL
They have no borders
They have no gate
This charity helps him masturbate

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That's hilarious since I've been published. Are you actually on any TotD leaderboards or are you roleplaying about that too?

Based nogger

It's a cool concept I guess all the latin would fuck me up

I feel bad for the dude, the fact that he has to commentate sucks, this doesn't seem like a good game for that

*clack-clack-clack*

Youre being rused you dumb fuck its always sub only since last year.

the world record is 216 wpm

you should fucking drink water and stop eating

Not that user but what? I've gone to plenty of places where somebody has been typing and they are slow as fuck and make a dozen mistakes.

this guy sucks

he's trying to break the record, let him be

what a nice lets play

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>are you actually on any totd leaderboards
overkill leaderboards? They're filled with hackers so no. If you mean speedrun leaderboards, yes.
>been published
good for you, not relevant to your shit typing speed though.

What a time to be alive.

It's interesting when you think about it but the human body is actually a donut. Things inside your stomach are outside your body.

They all died when stream reset

Still better than the last run, and at least this one is only 30 minutes.

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>really like creative typing game
>get accepted into GDQ
>get graveyard shift
>pretty much no one watching live or on Twitch
>get super nervous, usually have like 10 viewers on stream now have 50 0000
>have no couch because have no friends
>have to comment by myself
>voice cracks
>slowly chocking
I kinda feel for the guy.

can this nigga shut the fuck up

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TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?

WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?

THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE

THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO TRANNY

HE CAME INTO YOUR TWITCH CHAT

LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU

AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO

YOU WERE DABBED ON

IT WAS YOUR DOOM

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BY

YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY

A CUTE CRIMINAL

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Tell me, are you alone?
Are you a nerd?
Do you play a lot of video games?
Do you still want to fuck women and are you a "trans lesbian"?

Then congrats you fit exactly the stereotype which is why trannies are hard to take seriously because it feels like kts just insecure nerd doing it as a last resort.

>battling demons as an exorcist while using the Lord's name in vain when he fucks up
I'm enjoying the irony.

he looks at the keyboard. I know like 50 people who can beat this guy

based criminal

>vivaldi
lmao

can you nigga shut up with this nigga

Imagine running a typing game and not having all the words memorized

he is so stressed out

it's stressing me out

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I'd say being published in a legit scientific journal holds more water over typing fast

holy shit based

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But I'm below your proposed minimum, user, how have I found work?

>If you mean speedrun leaderboards, yes.
Ah so roleplaying it is then, gotcha. You must be a dad too, because you put the pa in pathetic.

Get some fiber in you, bro. Your dumps have to be super rancid by now.

Yeah, I just want this to be over for his sake.

You know you can ignore people right you fucking idiot? Oh wait you need something to be upset about, typical fucking newfag.

would this be a good coop game? one guy control the guy one guy types?

Typing games are awesome

can someone versed in latin please translate

this run is making me sad, just end it already

>how have I found work
I wasn't aware pretending you wrote for a magazine was work.
>roleplaying
literally go ahead and look up the totd overkill boards on speedrun, you'll see me :^)
continue to stay mad though, I won't bother responding to your shit bait.

no that defeats the point

That last on was:
>"Males of the Limb May Not Dress in Female Garment"

shiiiiit, so im forced to talk with the sissy's on Yea Forums??? oh noo

please find me someone hosting user ;_;

good game, but this shit is literally a playthrough at this point lmao.

L E L
E
L

>magazine
lmao dude
>literally go ahead and look up the totd overkill boards on speedrun, you'll see me :^)
I bet I'd be more likely to find you at a McDonalds.

mercy kill

Jesus, Lord of Chokes right here.

This guy is pretty awful.

the chokes man

>no "dude in a dress"

Bring back Typing of the Dead

nah fuck that pleb mode shit

This is the worst meme. I prefer them donating to msf far more than the fucking PCF that gives leaflets to lazy ameritards.

OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBB

he keeps saying jeez

>"normally I end this before the 2nd meteor"
>3rd meteor comes out
Jesus

Here we go boys... fail run

That's the thing with most of them. Most of the trans people on GDQ make very low effort to attempt a full transition and get stuck in this weird metaform that's either not quite either (but still clear it's a guy), or do the absolute bare minimum. And it's clear with how common it's become that it's a cry for attention rather than some odd mental desire to actually convert to the other gender.

And yet they expect people to be okay with it and throw shitfits if anyone DARES to call them out on how they're actually really shitty Trans representation.

>like a big dumbass
Oh god someone help him

>Transfiguratus

cum

>Pixel tits on screen
WHOA!

>cum

are we gonna see another trainwreck akin to last gdq I wonder

He really needed someone commentating for him so he could concentrate.

>Cum

>CUM

Based

>cum

Ah yes, the cum run.

>In Angelus Lucid Cum
Lewd

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BANNED

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Is this game blocking him in some way or can he just not type very well? I'm confused.

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Will he make it?

cum/10

Not so great now when you're not sitting alone in your room are you!?

Nintendo's been pretty DMCA happy about their music lately, so I imagine they've gone full carpet bomb and just banned anything not fan-made.

why you stressed nigga it's just a game haha

He has to commentate and type at the same time

You could not have put that any better.

No, he's just ridiculously nervous and trying to talk while playing.

He's stressed out and had to come in like 3 hours earlier than supposed to, I feel bad honestly.

probably because he has to commentate

i can imagine that fucking people up while typing

He's just nervous + trying to commentate while typing

He's trying to type at quick speeds and dodge while also actively commentating in front of an audience of 53,000 people right now.

I imagine this is the kinda game you want to run with two people.

Baphomet is a hermaphrodite, so they're not female nipples, it's okay

cum indeed

Source for this?

>have to type, comentate and dodge at the same time
>choking
I feel for this guy

commentating and typing dont mix

Do speedrunners have hand insurance? What if this guy had a hand injury, what would he do?

god whenever i wake up its always the indie block
its not fair

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BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEDDDDD

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I can type up to 550 cpm so I can prob do better.

Will get this game tho.

Is he looking down at the keyboard to type?

Trannies are a sin.

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>wants to see the jannydog slobbering on some tits
weirdo

>CUM IN MY FACE

BANNED

He'd have to take notes from half coordinated

>meme
doctorswithoutborders.org/what-we-do/news-stories/news/mediterranean-msf-rescue-ship-aquarius-forced-terminate-operations
Not even fucking remotely
They transport libyans and other high risk individuals into other countries so those countries fans have their citizens murdered.
Look up the report someone did by watching marinewatch

>THANKS FOR CUMMING RIGHT IN MY FACE

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This is why people get couches to commentate.

WAKE UP AND TYPE WHILE BEING SHOT AT

You're lying. I reach 110 wpm in typing tests and that shit is classified as top 99.5%

>had to come in like 3 hours earlier than supposed to

Did I miss something?

Damn, I feel bad for this dude.

>oh I died
OH GOD HE WAS SO CLOSE

Nothing. Speedrunning is just a hobby.

Take a shot every time you see a tranny

NO SEX PUNS ALLOWED

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>yurop
who cares lol

SKIPPED

C H O K E

saaaaaave him

this is depressing

>died
>skipped fight
It's over.

oh no

hahaha oh no no no no no

ESC

this poor man
give him a couch

>make a meme game with a meme gimmick
>meme gimmick will crash the game if the players memes it too fast

What a disaster.

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>just skips the boss because he can't do it

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Go back to /pol/ retard.

what about vore puns?

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Goddamn, it's not as bad as the Divinity: Original Sin 2 run from last AGDQ but this is still pretty rough.

Now we just skippin boss fights huh?

>skip

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Why? It's her fault for submitting this dumb fucking game

GOD HELP THIS MAN
HE IS FIGHTING FOR YOU, SEND HIM AID

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Titties.

wouldnt it be quicker to use some arrows for your feet to steer the guy instead of lifting your hand every time? this is a speedrun after all right?

f tier run so far

>just skip it, lol

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some real kusoplay going on right here. shoot em up fans feel for the guy.

>I bet I'd be more likely to find you at a McDonalds.
eternally btfo

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Type god

guys is he gonna go over estimate?

I believe he was originally scheduled for later but had to come in early.
Could be wrong though.

>Based Dominique poster

How many trannie runs so far? Just the two?

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not even close.

That's a massive overreaction and oversimplification of what MSF does worldwide.

Her?

post more dominique if you really want to help him

I can do it tho

TYPE GOD TEDDY did it guys

>time
>didn't beat one of the bosses
What a legend. I feel so bad for him holy fuck.

is he crying?

>Under Estimate

lul

Would have gone over estimate had he not skipped that fight. But I still liked the run, that was intense.

>nervously touching his face
oh goood

Poor guy. You can tell he's going back to his room to cry.

pretty interesting game.
bit rough on the run.

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Lol? Why did they so abrubtly cut away from him, he did alright

Not even a vorefag but that's a solid combination of fetish and contextual humour. I like it.

*golf clap*
Shouldn't have skipped, still had 2 mins.

No dress, no couch just a man and his keyboard.

eh still a better run than divinity

>1 person in the audience
i'd find it hard to give a fuck too.
jesus christ what a dead event.

i wanna hammer that raptor

>Only one guy in the audience
AHAHA GDQ A FLOP.

>bullet hell
>have to type
>words are a dead language
>have to comment your own shit
why nigga

desu that was a pretty solid run anyway. Shame the guy was so stressed about it considering the circumstances, but it was far from the worst.

that was actually a technically challenging run

and surrounding circumstances made it even harder

B-

Good game, trainwreck of a run. Feel bad for the guy.

Get that guy a couch and get him back next year so we can see what he can do without having to split his attention between moving, typing and talking.

Heading to work so I can't make next thread guys. Someone's going to have to pick it up.

Its 6AM here you dipshit

Well that was a fucking garbage lets play where he didnt even complete it.

holy fuck that mountain of a man is still watching

Why so lonely?

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Lmao the announcer could've done more to pep his spirit, his run was pretty good compared to most of the shitshows that get thunderous encouragment

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>that audience
>that run
>those donators
>this thread

um, Christfags? Hello?

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Good night Anons
I hope the rest of the runs are decent

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What time is it in burgerland?

Where is poverty chat now?

dilate

skips made it feasible, refreshingly considerate after the trannies going over

Rate the run

4 AM West 7 AM East

Absolute unit is the only one left in the audience because he literally can't lift himself up anymore to leave. He's going to have to wait until he naturally loses a few pounds from starving until he can get out of there.

Make fun of christians = totally fine
Make fun of muslims = jail time

Right here

yesterday there were like 20 people in the room at this hour.

F

7/10

f

I'd like to see him come back another time with a commentator and do it right but good on him for trying.

alone.......

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>second person sits down next to Gregor the Mountain
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

6 am in minnesota

TRANS RIGHTS!!

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06:03 CST

which was the first one?

So hungry

god save this man/10

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Not alone anymore!

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shit

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C+ or B-

if you're interested in textorcist it has a demo on steam. Like an actual demo. It's worth a shot if nothing else, the game's pretty fun for casual purposes but I can't recommend speedrunning it since it doesn't really have any tricks other than "type fast and know the bosses"

At 6AM? For fucking what, Conta coop? I dont think it was more than a few people, what they had were niggers on the couch.

But yeah the event is totally dead dude, watch as it breaks 2 million yet again

That man is always there. He is living his best life.

Incomplete/10, but he did well considering the circumstances. Feel bad for him.

Shit man, I feel bad for the guy, having to commentate while typing and avoiding projectiles, but he didn't actually complete all the bosses.
D

hurts desu senpai

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YO SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH TEAM

THIS FUCKING ECHO OH GOD

fuckin 6/10 points just for the difficulty in multitasking that shit TYPE GOD TEDDY

three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>LLK again
Thank fuck he's only here for one run. He's such an obnoxious cunt.

8/10 It was pretty interesting to watch i'm not sure why he almost an hero'd live on screen

Is this what it is to suffer?

I am alone in my aloneness.

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Why do they even plan runs in the morning when literally nobody is there?

You tried/10

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Claris I think

IN. COMPLETE. AWE.

>We have a lot of anonymous donations

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Yeah I'm sure they're breaking 2 million with all those anonymous 100 and 1000 donations with no comment.

>"Shout out to Tech Team"
>Echo of voice on stream
my sides

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STANDING

Nice artistic echo effect by the based tech crew.

are they streaming in cave

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pity C

>voice echoing in an empty room

nice event

>that echo

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B for skipping a boss, he did his best though

6/10 but otherwise hard to rate because of the choke and him clearly shitting himself

retart?

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better than protomagicalman if nothing else

Because its a 24/7 event and these are runs that can be viewed later on and there are shitholes around the world with different timezones outside of based CST

For all the people still watching online.

Because it's not morning everywhere and there are 50k people watching.
>Greetings from Germany ^^

I wish people would stop supporting this fucking event
Money is going straight into the hands of literal criminals who sponsor terrorists

new thread

Oh cool a fucking furry game coming up

F because he skipped a boss
B- for his effort under the circumstance

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>Gregor has a friend!
>You're still alone in your room

SS baybee!

D or F tier lads?

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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why do yuropoors always say what shitty country they are from in their donations
explain

f

Tried his best/10.
Seriously though, the entire run you could tell he was like moments away from passing out from nervousness. I can only imagine how he's going to be for the next couple of hours.

B

Give it a D, the guy was unlucky

throw him a bone, give him a D

poor nigga can't get out of his chair

He needs a tier of his own. I don't think we can give him a proper letter rating with how hard he choked.

D.

D

dude was alright

not a tranny, just femboy

>Ω tier
kek
the run seemed fine, shame for the chokes
-C or D

I'll be lenient and given him a C.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

D

C

ngo-monitor.org/ngos/medecins_sans_frontieres_doctors_without_borders_/
This is not the place for discussion, but they really are not as apolitical as you think.

Because they still think that it's quirky and weird to be from somewhere other than the US, but these days everyone and their mother has friends around the world because of the internet so it's not really that special any more.

sketeton crew GDQ is my jam, 1-3 weirdos in the chairs, maybe a comfy couch and fresh streamer meat for the grinder

Europoor running any% on a furry game. Jesus they sure know their audience

Would've been good with a couch.
He deserves no lower than a D.

hurt dat i lost

Go fuck yourself, cunts. Stop supporting the pieces of shit who are fucking up the continent.

Oh man, what is this furshit?

6-7/10, he skipped a boss and choked pretty hard but he tried.

this is pretty fast

>couch will explain stuff
>explains everything himself

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>shitting on israel is bad.

It's originally from prison high school.