In the break room now, what games do you play on your phone Yea Forums? I've been playing Pokemon Go...

are the GTA mobile ports any good?

Walton family is worth 140bn. Work your job, make plebian money.

They're decent, if you're a fan I'd say give it a shot.

Vertigo Racing

>walmart

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we are we are walmart
Everybody now!

*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*

WE

We are the EA

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the funny thing here is that legally the nigger didn't have to pull the shit out and could have left with the stuff

if you have shit crammed in your clothes and haven't left the store with it they can't do a single thing about it and can't physically restrain you per store policy/law so if cops haven't shown up and you aren't really blatant you can grab shit easily

So it's true what they say about black people, that they carry big meat in their pants

I need a job, what do you do at walmart and do you feel like killing yourself every second working there

some of them know now. i saw a webm of two fat black women and they were just taking armful piles of clothing right out the door. they were probably hoping the security guard touched them and he did

Hopefully your manager passes by and sees this:

ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
>ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
>ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
>ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?
>ANYONE ELSE THINKING ABOUT FORMING A UNION?

I LOVE MY JOB I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR WALMART AND HOW THEY'RE SERVICING ME BY LETTING ME WORK

Cashier, cart pusher, stocker, or unloading the truck. And yes, but that probably goes for most jobs.

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CLAP*

Hopefully you stop being a NEET and stop picking on me for working at Walmart. I actually enjoy my job, dirtbag.

>"user, you get that truck done yet?"

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WE ARE
WE
ARE
WALMART

>fires whites to fill diversity quota
YOU DONT NEED A UNION BECAUSE
>tells cashiers to do unimportant bullshit while keeping two lanes open at four in the afternoon
THE WALMART CULTURE PREVENTS
>writes up employees for not taking verbal abuse from total strangers
ANY DISCRIMINATION OR ABUSE OF AUTHORITY

>zoomers quietly getting mad about bid bad evil walmart ITT
haha very memeical

What a shitty break room. My kid started working there and his has a fucking switch with a 65' tv.

he was just trying to feed his family
he needs to do this. this isn’t the same as stealing a tv or nothing

Yeah Ben, you fucking faggot. We got it done by 3:30.

>"Yeah we're going to need you to cover 3 departments tonight while we pull more people for truck, we promise this will only happen tonight"
>happens forever

>breaks
duno what those are
pizza boy out

Why do neetniggers keep spamming these chears?
99% of employees don't do this.
Only happens if you actually go to the meetings. Something nobody but mangers actually do.

I do logistical work on a computer in a distribution center and it sucks, but all things considered I can get away with a lot like taking a few extra minutes on break on either end and going to the bathroom often to rest my legs. I think if I had to work at Walmart or a truly shit job I'd just kill myself. How do lower-tier wagies actually fucking cope with doing that all day?

Get dragon quest 5 mobile port

I like going to Walmart to see Katy.

mario kart tour and dr. mario world

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what kind of self loathing person would become wagie at walmart

Don't you mean the slave room?

Contrarian 20something pretending to not be a zoomer detected

>"Sorry, user. You can't use PPTO to go home early."

>"but the policy sa-"

>"it doesn't matter."

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>break room is just some plain tables and chairs with a little tv some nigger is always blasting the Daily Show on

>I can get away with a lot like taking a few extra minutes on break on either end and going to the bathroom often to rest my legs.
I did this all the time in the three months I worked at one.
I usually turned my 15 minute break turn into a 45 minute one and nobody cared because whatever we didn't finish we would work on tomorrow.

>legally the nigger didn't have to pull the shit out and could have left with the stuff
Uh, no retard. Legally he could walk around the store with everything stuffed in his clothes, but the moment he leaves the store he's stolen the items and that's illegal

You literally can? It doesn’t matter what a manager says, if you let them know and you put that shit in then no one can do shit.

If only that were true for proper PTO. You could put it in months ahead of time and managers will happily decline it anyways for a few extra hours out of you.

That's literally what I said you dumbbell, my point is that even if he leaves if there are no cops around he's going to get away with it because they are never going to rush to a Walmart for shoplifting unless they have NOTHING else to do and the employees can't do shit to him either

>Used to work Wal-Mart Lawn & Garden
>Had cash registers outside in a patio area away from the main store
>5 miles from nearest manager so God help you if you get some Irate coupon clipper demanding you accept their invalid coupon as a line forms in 100 degree heat
>Always had to be at least one L&G associate on or in view of the registers
>Routinely had shifts where I'm the only guy in the whole department
>Spend a comfy night or stormy day being unable to do anything since I can't leave the area
>Managers walkin' in and getting mad they can't pull me away or when they catch me doing light busy work in just an attempt to appear busy
It could be comfy at times but it was easily the most stressful sales floor job I've had due to lack of management and general store incompetence.

>have a cool boss that's a family friend
>explains work succinctly and clearly and is lax on rules
>gives valuable and extremely useful career advice
>spends 30% of the week at a different building so can safely slack off
>doesn't give a shit about taking days off and regularly lets us leave hours early while putting down a full shift in our timesheets as long as work's done
What's it like having a shitty wagie boss that licks the company's boots?

Is it easier to get a Walmart job or a McJob?

If you enjoy your job working at that place. More power to you, not that user but I had to leave because new manager being a bitch and making it miserable for me, and got a slightly better job after I left.

t. Former AP Host

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Walmart is easy to hired, but they finished their "PR cycle" about 2 years or so ago and you're not going to get hired on for anything but shit pay. They basically change hiring policies and pay rates every few years until they get bad PR again, then they make a big scene about how they hiked up the hiring wage to 12 bucks or some shit, only to drop it back to minimum when eyes are "off of them" again. They also deleted a bunch of positions and changed scheduling rules, so it's really shitty, where it used to actually be kind of fun compared to other shit jobs.

user working L&G, I have had the exact same experience and I both hate it and love it for all the reasons you said. It’s nice to not hear a word from a manager almost all day but the same foes for when you need one to come make some fuckjead trying to buy a patio set half off because the box has some dust on it or some shit.

>be cap 2 slave

>best stocker on team

>take longer breaks and multiple bathroom trips throughout the day

>still better than everyone else on team, and they know it

>managers and supervisors constantly kissing my ass in fear of me quitting, because if I did the entire team would fall apart

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Seconding this. Working there was pretty alright when I first started and then everything just went to shit a couple of years ago.

>be cap 2 slave
>youngest full timer on my team so I do most of the truck throwing because the old timers can't handle
>bare bones skeleton crew almost daily because new hires don't wanna do this shit for $12/hr
>slack off often, long breaks, bathroom trips etc
>managers don't say shit cuz they're scared of losing me.

>the look when a manager knows you shouldn’t be on break but can’t say shit

I was there. Transferred to another store for school, and apparently things fell apart after I left. Lots of other people quit or transferred to some other department. Went back to visit once and it was depressing. All in all we had a good team. Joking around while on the line, or late at night when we were still there way past 11. The most fun job I had for sure, just because of those guys.

True, I enjoyed the place I was at. Then new management came and fucked up a lot of shit by moving around rules and positions. They purged a shit ton of people and mad made everything more hy the book which sucked. The worst part is that the store was really profitable and had less theft than any other store. Once the niggers found out about the place because it was kind of hidden and new, shit went downhill. The minute you see little nigger kids outside selling candy all damn day, is when shit is gonna start getting bad.

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I could never work there. Last retail gig was geek squad where they left us alone fixing comps and listening to music. Idk how anyone could do that shit.

This is what capitalism looks like. Absolutely depressing.

young zoomers -- don't be like these walmart losers. some of them are boasting about walmart-stuff KEK

The store can still call the cops and give them the security footage if they really want to pursue it

Cyberpunk future with armed dudes shooting shoplifters and rooftop snipers when?

The thing I hated most was being stuck on register duty for my entire shift. That's where all the stress comes from and unfortunately it always fell on the noobie (me for most of the time I was there) to handle that shit. I don't know how many times I put in for them to bring out more money only for a half hour to pass by and I'm telling people I literally don't have the money to make change, or having you and a line of customers wait 5-10+ minutes for a CSM to come and perform a 10 second action on the register.

I work as a concierge at a residential high rise making $16 an hour and I get bored playing games on my laptop and Switch as my manager who is an old lady wont write me up as she is too nice.

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it's what tasteless assholes in power looks like, this is separate from capitalism
it always fucking happens

That's why you put shit in your cart, move to a blind spot and fill your shit up
If they don't have you ON CAMERA doing it then they're hung and you could moonwalk out of there if you wanted

t. homeless and stole food for 8 months a few years go

The store I was working at was right off a really busy highway and was always understaffed as it was. I don't know if they did this at every store, but they deleted the Support Manager position, along with Co-managers, and basically told the people that they could either go back to working the floor until a department manager position opened, or leave. Then they changed the scheduling to where managers could only override 3 schedules a week, and allowed the computer to schedule you, meaning you could work 2nd shift then have to be back in on first shift the next day. A lot of the full time people started getting half the hours, and a lot of part timers were getting more than they could show up for since some of them had other jobs. It forced every single good person out of the store, they completely restaffed at a cheaper hiring rate, and the store quality is in shambles. I left as soon as it started going bad, but I've still god a few old friends working there that I see now and again, and it sounds like hell.

Dragon Quest

Better get a good reference from her before she dies or you'll be fucked.

Working at a place where we wait for customers to show up. There are days where I'm on my phone for at least 3 hours straight and even that shit gets boring quick.

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You Walmart dudes have any horror stories of your work? Or any wagey stories work.
>work at tribal casino
>have tribal preference policy
>rather than hiring John White Smith who has all the experience they hire Chief Drinkit
>shit hits fan and everything falls apart because Chief doesn't know what to do and relies on subordinates too much
>Upper management: "how could this have happened?"
Furthermore
>Most people who stay here are white
>Only tribal members who stayed are because they're in easy lush positions

>minimum wage is announced to go up in state
>they give us a "raise"
>"we fought real hard to get this raise"

>most positive reviews are about customer service
>most negative reviews are about how tight they are with machines/money
>"lol we're wasting money on guest service training"

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I bring my laptop to work and play CEMU games.
Waiting for halo and destiny 2 on steam

It's hard to get fired unless you really fuck up.

Most people who work for this company have been here for 5 to 10 years.

No this is what america looks like, in every other part of the civilized world people dont consider their workplace an hell on earth. Workers got rights, unions and actually they can stand for shit and usually things are solved in an adult way.

>Work at a ups store
>Minimum wage is going up in July to $13.25
>Mention it to the boss
>"No no no user, it's not going up for another couple years!"
>Show him the information on the government website showing it's going up
>Boss is now pissed off and talking about cutting hours across the board and only giving the best employees the hours, both understaffing us and "rewarding" the good employees with forced overtime
I need to get a real job

Exact same situation holy shit. I’m pretty much the designated register jockey but I’ve learned to do various things to cope. I’ll shit the fucking register down before I start sweating about not having singles in my register. The worst is when you outright call the service desk and they straight up lie about telling a CSM because no one want to bother fucking with L&G. Also if someone just puts more and more shit on my little register and not put some of the shit I’ve bagged in their buggy until it fills up I’ll just stare at them until they do. It’s easy to get rude as fuck some days.

Ace attorney trilogy
SNES games on an emulator

youtube.com/watch?v=6giqmaLzS50

>Welcome to the job interview user, now I see that you're interested in selling my product
>To show that you're right for the job I'm going to need you to sing mr bright side for me

source?

The exact same thing is happening at my store and it sucks hard. All of the really cool people are gone and I’m just sitting on four points waiting to accidentally sleep on one day and just silently find another job.

BUDDY

I heard UPS drivers make a lot as they are unionized.

And? Maybe he should learn a trade or go to school instead of rapping around, also dressing like a human being would help. Poverty is not an excuse or i can go stealing from people instead doing my job cause "hurr durr i have to feed myself".

The sad part is that it's not really a transferable skill unless you were really involved in management and had networking. A few of my old bosses are now just regular floor grunts making 15 bucks an hour. They had no choice because they don't have any formal training beyond Walmart.

>tfw autistic as fuck, dumb as fuck
>not living off neetbux, but got rich parents so I don't have to work
>do anyway because I want to buy cool shit
>throw my app at the first 10 stores I see
>first one that gets back to me is a cosmetic shop
>whatever guess i'll be a stockboy or some shit
>fukken hired
>get asked what position I'd like to hire as
>stock bo-
>nope store manager "likes my attitude" and recommends me to be top seller
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>first day goes by and it's hell
>i have to somehow be the face of the store, greet customers, not act fake as fuck, and somehow be likeable enough to convince them to spend $30 on some scented lavender oil recommended by an autistic sperglord
>stuttering hard, not responding properly to customer jokes, making 0 eye contact, etc
>sweating harder than I ever had working a non-labor job
>in the end, I just offer my opinion on certain scents and direct them to product locations
>day ends and manager wants to talk to me
>fuck here it comes
>great job! you had 32 sales today and customers were telling me all about how nice and helpful you were. you did amazing for your first day!
>wat
>somehow people managed to look past my sweaty mess and fake ass smile and pass it off as "enthusiasm"
>realize I might be able to pull this off
>4 years later
>still an autistic sperglord browsing Yea Forums, but practically a company expert
>i'm a fucking assistant manager at a different store
>an unwashed sweaty cringelord who once pretended to be a girl to scam gp off of runescape noobs is now selling $5M a year of cosmetics to average american women in my city
I know "assistant manager of a retail store" isn't much of an achievement, but if you knew the real me you would be shocked that I'm even employed and not just beating my meat to some giantess vore game. If you think you're too autistic to work, just fucking give it a try. Maybe you have a knack for selling things, you never know.

Yeah if anything I remember that shit happening around last year if it was around that time. I was getting paid 14 an hour as an AP Host. After seeing the changes and them taking out certain positions, I booked it ASAP, luckily I was able to find another job in the meantime. The pay was good but wasn't worth it in the end especially when they made us do less shit as ap host. To the point where they told to let customers walk out without showing the receipt.

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>working for electronics section at Walmart for Christmas
>despite this being one of those super ones with the grocery and deli we still don't have anyone in any departments around us
>constantly asked if there was anyone at home goods, toys, or camping section

At least the people were cool and one of the girls who worked in ladies had huge tits but I'm pretty sure everyone just did the bare minimum. Unfortunately I was shit at my job so I got canned after Black Friday.

>The minute you see little nigger kids outside selling candy all damn day, is when shit is gonna start getting bad.
I fucking HATE whenever people sell shit or try asking for donations outside of grocery stores. I wish the stores wouldn't give them permission and would force them to leave
>on break from work, decide I want to get a salad from the grocery store across the street
>two hippies in front of the store with a booth trying to get donations
>one literally steps in front of me as I try walking by and asks "Do you have a minute to save the earth?"
>Tell them no, I'm on break and walk around them
Honestly I fucking hate these faggots who know damn well they're trying to guilt people who are too polite into giving them money

>Get group interview with hardware store
>They have us playing with lego
Can't I just get interviewed by a manager?

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>you would be shocked that I'm even employed and not just beating my meat to some giantess vore game

Awesome, now you’re an assistant manager who beats his meat to giantess vore games

>Helping woman in L&G
>Bending over backwards to be polite and be her personal shopper
>Lifting 20 pound soil and mulch bags in and out of her cart because she's extremely indecisive
>Only dude in department and a line is forming at checkout
>Politely inform her I have to tend to the register and I'll come back to help her once the line clears
>She screams about how I'm abandoning or ignoring her in favor of other customers and stomps out of the store yelling and buying nothing

>Checking people out at the register
>Being polite and making light conversation with those customers willing to communicate with more than grunts
>Old man comes up with a sour looking attitude
>Greet him and ring him up, but don't conversate much beyond "hello there"
>Tell him his total
>Dude gives me too much money (but not enough to get something like an extra dollar bill or quarter back)
>Hand him back the unnecessary change and say that he accidentally gave me a little extra
>Gets offended and acted like I just told him his money is no good here or some shit
>Angrily takes his money and the rest of his change and says he's going to find somewhere else to shop

sounds comfy as fuck what the hell
>tfw neet without the bux for years and years, no social skill, no nothing

I am not gonna make it but good on you user, you lucky bastard.

UPS drivers make a fucking killing and are unionized. I know some drivers, and because of their varying years on the job some of them make between $25-60 an hour. The waitlist to become a driver is several years long because of how good of a job it is, provided you're fine with physical work
But my position is at a franchised store with no union or benefits

>Awesome, now you’re an assistant manager who beats his meat to giantess vore games
In VR. Had to spend my hard earn bullshit bux somewhere.

Got a short lived job at Walmart recently. Every time I went through the back someone would be shit talking someone. Retail, not even once.

Our store dropped down to one AP on the floor, and the boss which only showed up to check reports. It was the best job you could get because they literally said you didn't have to do anything but make a few written reports and to avoid conflict of any kind at all costs.

At least if you work there those people are requires to leave you the fuck alone. The only excuse I’ve ever had to use was “don’t have cash on me sorry”

There's always beggars around my store. I've heard this one sob story three times already, I assume from the same lady, unless these fucks just pass around ideas to each other. Something about her kids are waiting at a hotel, but she didn't have the money, so she came here for MoneyGram, but it was closed, so could I please get some money?

Old people are either cool as fuck or the worst. You can really tell who had a great time with their life and who fucked up everything.

FUCK THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS WE ARE ALSO THE LEAST PAID FOR THE HARDEST JOB FUCK YOU WALMART FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>minimum wage is announced to go up in state
>>they give us a "raise"
>>"we fought real hard to get this raise"
I hate this shit so fucking much. It's not a raise if the employer is literally forced to give it to you, it's a mandatory pay increase

Blow your brains out, commie!

Do you have to interact with a lot of people at Walmart?

I just want a job where I can be left alone and just do my 8 hour wagie work, dont care if the pay is shit

Are those casting couches?

>in every other part of the civilized world people dont consider their workplace an hell on earth
Would you mind listing these places? I'm drawing a blank here.

>Workers got rights, unions and actually they can stand for shit and usually things are solved in an adult way.
Like America?

But standing there all day, time went by super fucking slow. There was an AP host we worked with who was a fat short dude that talked with a lisp and was a huge fedora lord. To the point where he gave flowers to this girl from buzzfeed wearing a tux. He made a big deal a while ago because they came in to the store to ask to film so.ethi g later in that week. When he asked me about buzzfeed I just replied with "That gay channel? That shit's terrible". The look he gave me was great. That guy was a character though.

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Do security.

Yes, although the silver lining is that if you’re super autismo like me it’s pretty helpful for your social skills.

>Would you mind listing these places?
Just live in europe, the eastern side is a bit shitty maybe but we dont have singing cashiers or company indoctrination days. You just have to do your job.

The worst part for me are these gypsies parked outside with a fucking accordion playing a shitty cover of Despacito ON THE FUCKING ACCORDION. I wish I could make this up. Most of the time he would just be hitting different keys at random because the actual song would play on a semi loud speaker to overpower the shitty accordion.

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The elderly and Asians are the most mixed bag customers in my experience. The elderly are either super nice grandmas and grandpas who have a tendency to ramble on well after their done being checked out, or people in the most foul moods looking to jump down throats for the slightest delays or mistakes.

Asians on the other hand range from normal, to super jews who want to haggle about every item in their cart, to people who somehow can't speak English but they still want to know where some obscure shit is.

Surprisingly have maybe had only one problem customer who was black and it was mostly just a dude with a smart mouth. The rest have generally been pretty polite or even funny. Even have had both men and women of the African persuasion hit on me at work. I"m a straight white guy with auburn hair.

Beggars are fucking weird man
>Walking through the parking lot, heading to the grocery store
>Woman calls me from her car, but for some reason she's in the passenger seat as if she's waiting for someone who's already inside shopping
>Tells me some sob story about how her sister is at the hospital giving birth and she needs to be there for her, but just ran out of gas (never mind of course there's a gas station across the street, she decided to park at the grocery store inside)
>Tells me she has no money for gas but HAS to be there for the birth of the child and wants me to lend her money, she'll give it back if I give her my address
>Tell her sorry, I don't have any cash
>"YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME ANY MONEY"
>"yup"
>walk away
Seriously, beggars need to be put down, first the sob story and then they fucking yell at you

Fate/Grand Order

Different user, any reason why? I’m a pretty small guy and have considered it in the past but I doubt I’d be any good at it

Where I work in the literal middle of nowhere I get a shit ton of free time (and paid a lot to sit on my ass) so I have a gaymen laptop and Mofi4500 LTE router with the unlimited jetpack plan from vzw to fuck around all day on
Shits cash that I dont have to play shitty phone games on down times

Use some of that time to study and get a better job.

Security sounds like a shit job unless they give you a booth and just expect you to patrol around occasionally

Terrible
>guys we got GM freight on the floor we're gonna go knock it out really quick for 6 hours
>but you need to fucking own your shit department you scumfuck and get your own freight and bins and sectionwork and price changes done or so help me Sam I'll have your job
>this goes on for 8 months
I'm not alright.

Play Azur Lane, the leading screens are fun and great way to show your co workers.

At first I thought this was a parody, holy fuck

user I spent most of my life as "that kid". I brought BB guns to school, wore oversized hiking boots, joined an Anime club, and nearly got expelled out of highschool but obtained a diploma mostly out of the pity of my teachers. I spent my lunchmoney on Nexon cards so I could buy cosmetics to gift to my Maplestory friends so they would like me because no one in the actual world did. I've spent more time alone in my room on the internet than I have with my own little brother, who probably thinks of me as a terrible role model and in general a leech, that is until I started working.
And now I can afford to take trips I don't. I use my PTO hours on fake "vacations" when in reality i'm just alone beating my meat endlessly and buy cool shit. The job has also curbed my autism a little bit. I feel comfortable talking with women now and listening to their trials and tribulations. I know what a fucking baby shower is now. I know why black people buy so much lotion. I understand people, even if just a little bit, it's more than I've ever socialized my entire childhood.
Just give working a try. You don't have to change yourself, you just need to hide your powerlevel. Just do it, I believe in you.

I like the ones that hand you fliers.
>Trying to walk into a store
>They reach out to give you one
>You reach out to grab it
>Don't grab it and let if fall to the ground
>Keep walking

>wants me to lend her money, she'll give it back if I give her my address
Oh, you reminded me. Now, I'm from a small town, so I've never really dealt with beggars before, so the first time I heard that story, I gave her $10. She said she'd be back tomorrow to repay me. Of course, she didn't come back. But I find it amusing that she still tries that story on me, apparently fully unaware that she's already tried this shit before.

Uh user, I noticed you weren't singing......you do want to keep this job, right?

>get job at Walmart as cart pusher in florida
>get told hours will be 9:00 to 4:00
>first day goes by pretty smoothly
>not too hot
>actually pushing the carts isn't too bad either
>forgot to put on sunscreen however and get taken out of commission for a week
>go to doctor the next day to get a notice
>gives me shot for the pain in the ass and written letter
>go hand in letter that says I shouldn't work until the first of the next month, which would be about a week
>older manager lady "I don't understand, what does this mean, I can't read this, try to come in Tuesday (about three days)
>sure, fuck it
>Tuesday comes, still fucked
>Try to call in, none of the Managers in my department are in
>chick on the phone tells me I need to use an app to call in sick
>excuse me?
Turns out I need to use an app/website on my phone or PC, that they didn't actually set me up with once my training was done like they were supposed to.
(1/2)

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>*BOOM* *BOOM* *CLAP*
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *CLAP*

>YOU GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
>YOU LOVE THIS PLACE

You're lucky you didn't give her your address. Usually they'll either harass you at your home for money, or send you sob stories in the mail begging for it

See

I'm the concierge user and the security our property contracts do nothing but walk around the building. Anything suspicious they see they have to report to me and I have to decide what we do.

The least I have security do is handle noise complaints which all you have to do is tell the person to keep the noise down in their apartment or the police will be involved.

Security also has to escort trespassers off property which is 99% homeless people and they can also call the police if they are not comfortable.

It's easy as shit but boring with low pay from $10 to $12. Heard you can make more if you're licensed to be armed but more difficult and dangerous I'm presuming.

>be autistic and jobless
>parents tell me to get a job or they're kicking me out
>apply at walmart because anons told me they'll accept anyone, even literal retards
>apply, take their dumb personality quiz full of questions like "Would you steal things???"
>answer like a non-retard
>get an email saying I failed it

My horror stories are minor compared most other retail workers but here's mine.

>working electronics after Black Friday
>some of the signs and set ups are still up because they decided to rearange the entire store for no reason
>seriously they had dvds in the food section, ipads near the pharmacy and vidya near the shoes
>some guy asks if ps4 controllers are on sale
>tell him no and he says the sign says they are
>go check and see the sign
>While supplies last
>Explain it was only for Black Friday
>but there's still some here so they should be on sale
>asks to speak to someone higher since he insists its on sale
>assistant manager tells him its not and it was just for Black Friday
>guy is still pissed and shouts how Walmart is always fucking with him
>resist the urge to tell him to have a nice day to piss him off more

In hindsight I should have done it . Also worked at Rockstop and had to deal with a less autists than I expected.

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There had to be one question you fucked up on. You probably picked an autistic option when it came to the helping customer questions

Can attest to this. I'm not "cured", but I'm a lot better than I used to be.

All it is basically is making sure you consistent. The whole test is like 5 different questions asked 20 different ways. Just be sure to answer "You like to lead rather than be a team player" and "You exceed in positions of leadership better than positions in a group" the same.

I looked it up after I got the email. Apparently if there's ever a choice that says "let the manager handle it" or "bring up the problem to your manager" you have to pick that one.

To be fair, if you're trying to work in sales without being an absolute wanker of the sort that wouldn't be outraged by this, then you're wasting your time anyway. As horrendous as it is, he probably isn't wrong to say that if they can't pretend to be an fake-enthusiastic shiteater for him then they probably can't do it for the customer either.

Decent people with a sense of dignity and sincerity have little place in sales.

Based on what you said the controllers should have been on sale. Guy should have pressed for the real manager, then he would've had a nice day.

That was nice of you thanks user. There is actually help programs in my country that I have joined, I am not optimistic but I will try my best.

>work at a ups store
>shit job, but I have complete freedom because the boss is so checked out he lets the employees run the store however we like
>woman comes in one minute before closing, makes the typical "haha just in time joke" as she grabs some bubble envelopes off the wall
>Tell her that we do close in a minute, and that I can take any prepaid shipments she has, but we can't process any new ones
>She says sure, that's not a problem, but she's clearly not listening
>She comes up to the register and I ring her up for the envelopes
>"Oh I need to pay for shipping too!"
>Explain to her that I just told her we can't because we're closing
>"I got in the door before closing, you have to help me"
>Tell her that I don't and we have to lock up
>Throws a tantrum, ends up not buying the envelopes, and leaves swearing to never come back
I fucking hate these retarded mongoloids that think business hours mean nothing. Every single day when I lock up I get a few people coming to the door and knocking, trying to tell me to let them in despite the door being locked and the big ass metal gate being down

Another user seconding. I work with a literal acoustic who goes non-verbal at times who was an AP host. She's super awkward and struggles to understand things but enthusiastic and sincere. That's all it takes to be kept on.

Proud night shift security guard on a private island resort who makes 16/hr and beats his meat to horses that are actually real

We're all gonna make it brehs.

I promised myself I'd never work in food for the rest of my life. There's nothing worse for your mental health than coming home smelling like grease that doesn't go away no matter how hard you scrub in the shower. I'd honestly rather become homeless and die of starvation than go back to working at a fast food restaurant.

This was years ago but I'm pretty sure it was the week after Black Friday. Don't think the Manager was there either but I think that's because he kept having meetings with the other departments.

The sign said "while supplies last" though, unless there was date specific information also on the sign.

>go back to store next day
>manager tells me to just come in 9:00 to 4:00 like usual because she doesn't know if my schedule has been put in the system yet
>go in and and get set up on site
>look at hours
>they did in fact have me scheduled in
>every day that week, and they're all marked as missed days
>not only that, it's all listed as 5:00pm to 12:00am
>nobody told me and I couldn't find out myself because they didn't set me up on the site
>ask who I need to talk to about scheduling
>"oh that would be the front end manager, your direct manager"
>they forgot to tell me who my direct manager was
>ask if he's in
>"Nope"
>go home and sleep
>next day comes and I go back to store
>is the front end here?
>"Nope he's on a hour or so long break with a couple other managers"
>fucking awesome
>go get something to eat
>come back
>finally talk to him
>explain the whole situation and ask about my schedule
>"well actually that was just a mock up schedule, not your actual schedule"
>would have been fucking great if any of you actually told me that and got me set up on the website so I could see the change
>eventually we get the scheduling sorted out, suppose to come in two days later
>get a hat with flap, long sleeve shirt, etc, I'm good to go
>fuck the sun
>it's way fucking hotter now than it was the first day, but I'm doing my job
>mule is broke so we have to push the carts back into the store ourselves
>garage to right side is also fucked so we have to take the carts in through the front doors
>great
>older worker even comes up to me to tell me that I'm seemingly the only one actually doing a decent amount of work and how she's even going to report one of the other cart pushers
>ok
>really old couple need help finding a electric cart for wife
>all carts are gone
>leave with the promise of finding a cart
>no carts are in sight
>only one I find is dead in the store that I have to carry back to charger
>guy riding it didn't even fucking need the damn thing
(2/3)

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Most stores policies on sale signs is that they have to honor them if they were kept up late for the customer that points it out, and then after they take it down

came here to post this

>security
Its always more than just sitting/standing in one place doing nothing

Not a horror story but a satisfying one
>Working as Loss Prevention at TRU
>Black Friday (Thursday) Night is going on and positioned by the exit
>Notice a guy with a cart full of shit from top to bottom
>Really expensive stuff and looking at him he isn't gonna buy all that shit
>Stay close to the exit while customers hand me receipts while keeping an eye out for him
>Starts to die down and he still walking around his cart pretending to look for more shit like a dumbass
>Turn around and I see there is a police car parked a few feet outside the store you can barely see it because it's night out but still noticeable
>Notice there is a police officer inside the car as well so I walk away from the exit door
>Talk to one of my co workers at guest service desk and tell her just to make conversation as if I'm being distracted
>Black guy sees and tries to make a run for it by slowly approaching the exit
>I turn back to look at him and noticed he is frozen stiff as he notices the cop car and leaves the cart and walks out empty handed
>Retrieve the merchandise and scan everything
>Total was about $900

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I use steam link anywhere, so I can play whatever I want from my pc on my phone. Only have to bring my xbox one controller and can play with bluetooth.

The setup and sign was for Black Friday anons. I can't believe I'm getting into again years later. You better not be that guy trying to get a ds4 for cheap.

>was meat dept
>closed every evening by myself for 2 years
>take long breaks and chill in the bathroom daily
>fresh cap 2
>have like 12 "managers" hovering over the fresh area now, all of which are actual retards that make noise constantly
>dipshit asst manager over area only focuses on catching people taking long breaks/bathroom breaks instead of solving any problems
>kisses so much ass that big shots think he's great

The job was shit, but the changes the company has made lately is so fucking retarded. You think they're going out of business with how many stupid corners they cut, but then we get VR headsets to do cbls on for no reason and then never use them, and then we get a giant robot overlord to just do online pick up.

Where are your priorities.

>mfw I've been trying to get a job for 4 months
why does no one want to hire me bros?

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Island resort guy here
For me it is, proud gate jockey and first person to get shot

If I see a sign that lets me take advantage of the specific wording on it, you better believe I will.

>Every single day when I lock up I get a few people coming to the door and knocking, trying to tell me to let them in despite the door being locked and the big ass metal gate being down

IF YOU SEE THE METAL GATE UP WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT EVEN IMPLY? TO CONE IN TO THE STORE?
I swear customers who have never worked retail are the dumbest motherfuckers out there. Minus the actual retard the company was forced to hire.

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Lower your standards.

>All these idiots in retail hating life
>Work in security
>Small site so only member of the team
>Spend literally all my shift sitting on my ass shitposting or playing Vidya for $17 an hour
>Only been stabbed once

So, how many times have you guys practiced your FUCK YOU IM DONE. KILL YOURSELVES, ALL OF YOU. I QUIT. speech?

Unless it specifically said "black friday only" the policy is to honor the sign. I've been in that position, and I know damn well it's a mistake, but I'm gonna abuse your policy to get the sale

Reminds me of the sorority cunts at my college who would form a pack and block off the main walkways to ask people to vote for Stacy for president of the who gives a fuck club. And if you ignore them or tell them to fuck off they make mean remarks about you to their bitch friends while you're still in earshot.

>not agreeing to grabbing their pussy in exchange for a vote

>works a shitty, boring security gig
>calls others retards

>work back-office of a retail chain
>when I get calls from angry customers I always blame the retail worker and say they're to blame for everything and that I will file a formal complaint so they will be punished
>never file a complaint
This way everyone ends up happy.

>BUT I JUST NEED ONE THING, IT'S GONNA TAKE LITERALLY A MINUTE!
They also have no fucking idea how counting out a register works, and that if you make a sale on it during the count you've fucked the entire count and it needs to be redone. Card is an easy fix, but still

>haul it over to the charging area, plug it in
>out of nowhere the greasiest, unkempt neckbeard shows up
>doesn't even look at me as he says "Hey, name's Kevin" and extends a fist
>I reply "Hey, my name is user" as I give him a fist bump
>asks me where that old guy went
>>wait how did he know about that
>tell him no idea, still looking for a cart
>old guy wanders in, neckbeard goes to talk to him
>I keep searching
>finally find a cart and ride it over for his wife
>go back to cart pushing
>every once in awhile I can see Kevin fucking staring at me from across the lot
>the fuck is he doing?
>shrug it off as one of those accidental things where eye contact meets
>but it keeps fucking happening
>just ignore it
>eventually push around 6-8 carts to left side garage
Now 15 is the maximum they will let you push because any more and you might throw your back out. I've pushed 15 before, it's totally doable, but after more than 6 it starts to become nigh un-turnable with less than 2 people, one at the back for pushing and one at the front for turning. So I usually stick with around 6 as that actually ends up being faster.
>Kevin is standing at left side garage
>comes up to me after I align carts with the ones already at garage
>still, not looking at me while talking says this
>"Gotta do more than that man, gotta push AT LEAST 15 carts"
>then the motherfucker walked off
>immediately take break and go eat while considering quitting
I sat there considering what he told me, how I needed to AT LEAST push the minimum amount of carts. I was already in a shit mood all week because of the garbage management I dealt with, and now this motherfucker too. I debated putting in my notice, working two weeks, etc etc. But I finally decided no, these motherfuckers couldn't even be bothered to set me up on the workers website and tell me my proper schedule. So I just clocked out, wrote a small letter saying I quite, and left.

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oh i have believe me it's just that no one in this fucking town wants hire me for some fucking reason , why did i ever leave the city.

I'm never on truck, but the fags that are always take until 4:30
last week it was 2 truck day and we didn't get lunch until 7:15

I used to work at a Canadian toy store called Mastermind Toys that thinks they are better than Toys R Us because the toys are "hand-picked by the CEO", but we still had a bunch of Chinese knock-off shit somehow. Worst part of the job was trying to sell somebody on a membership program and sell a check-out offer all in one transaction. I hated doing it, but we all got tracked individually, so if we slipped up, we got reprimanded. Toy stores are shit jobs.

>work retail
>get a phone call "Can I speak to the manager"
>tell them that the manager isn't in, but I can help them or take a message
>"no, I'll call back when the manager is in"
FUCK YOU GODDAMN BOOMERS AND WOMEN, JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING PROBLEM

I don’t care enough for that, I just wanna fuck off and empty my nuts to erp logs before having the most peaceful, uninterrupted sleep in years.

what do you typically erp

I play Pokemon Showdown when I'm on break. Also I take two breaks, even though I'm only supposed to take one.

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>sunburns
Never again. I melted my face off going to an air show in august with no shade or sunscreen all day. Couldn't move or eat or go to school for a week. I had a scar on my cheek from where my skin cracked for a year afterward.

Oh boy do I have a doozy

>be me
>work at convenience store as entry-management
>shit location, tons of homeless
>city is a rich area towards the west so lots of wealthy customers in the morning
>mostly niggers, thieving spic children and homeless all day otherwise
>night time is especially bad
>working night shift one night in winter
>associate and I are going easy since GM is on vacation
>the smelliest and most cracked-out homeless nigger I’ve ever seen comes in
>keep in mind I see all manner of monster in this store
>comes up to the counter and the smell of rancid eggs and old spice body spray causes me to gag in my mouth
>homeless man starts peeling off layers
>each layer increases the number and intensity of smells
>asks me if he can have change for a dollar
>rambling about gumballs or something
>comply to get him out of the store
>tell him to have a good night and then turn and begin stocking cigarettes
>Here him walk away but don’t hear the door open
>turn and see him staring at one of the quarters I gave him with a furious look on his face
>noticed I’m staring at him and he starts yelling
>AYO
>AYO THIS QUARTER YOU GAVE ME EXPIRED NIGGUH
>Gobsmacked
>my associate is shitting himself laughing
>situation escalated when I attempted to explain that that was the mint date not the expiration date to him shoving 3 racks of chips over and punching each bag of chips before storming out
>nigger actually believed I was trying to fuck him with expired quarters

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I took a seasonal job at walmart last year for some extra spending cash for Xmas presents for my family. That shit is soul crushing. You have some great people who work there but holy fuck the management, especially the regional managers, are so fucking out of touch with the world. I learned a great respect for the people who work at walmart after my seasonal hiring was over. Walmart has awful management but some how their business model works.

>a year
Jesus fuck user how'd you get a sunburn that bad?

Probably the "fault" of the supervisor. One of my supervisors will always pull full pallets so nobody has to leave the line, and we always get done by 4, if not before. Then when the other supervisor is here, who doesn't do that, takes until about 4:30. It's not like they have to do that, but it does speed things up.

>Be me
>Socially awkward nerd from Leafland
>Quit school cause debt and hypochondria
>End up moving to another city and gettint a basic job in a café
>Work there almost 5 years, lots of praise but never ajything to show for it, saw people get promoted over me even if they were new just cause they kissed ass and the boss bitch didnt like me
>decide to say fuck it and shake up my life
>Apply to German visa
>Get it
>Move to Germany
>Fuck hell I need to find a job and I dont even speak German
>Make broken german post on Facebook asking for help finding a job in a café or some shit
>Some dude messages me and asks if I am interested in working with old people
>Say I never did it but whatever
>Get interview
>Bumble my way through interview in horrible German, guy with the boss has to play interpreter
>Get the job anyway
>Now working as a caregiver for old German people I can barely understand
>Make almost 2x more money than I did back home, 1 months of Vacation a year and free food on shifts.

Getting a good job is actually pure luck apparently. What the fuck I still cant believe it honestly.

tl;dr

why germany tho

>working garden center
>guy comes in 2 mins before close demanding we give him 75 bags of dirt
>manager fucking lets him in
>spend an extra 30 mins lobbing sacks of dirt into a truck while his kid sits and watches me with a shit eating grin

Normally I’d oblige you but this has been a cool thread and I’ve stayed up for way too long. I like to play different characters as onaholes for anons so drop a tag or something if you want more details when I get up.

Cause I figured I might as well learn a language while I am there.

Probably for the best tbhfam. Made so many grammatical mistakes and just using the wrong words like
>minimum instead of maximum
Should probably go to bed but I've got shit to do and need to stay up.

Thanks user, that was a good chuckle

BigGuy For You#0685

how's it going then, i guess if you're buried deep within the language you can't help but pick it up as you go by

either way good job user, takes guts to just pack your shit up and move across the world

And what is the system that allowed those assholes to come to power?

>Thinks thats exclusive to retail

Dumb cunt lmao

>So you see, user this is why it's great that we're cutting your allotment of absence points in half
>Also, certain random days throughout the year are now worth two absence points if you call off
>And since we're not really giving you full time hours, you no longer accrue PTO
>But you get protected PTO, which accrues at 1 hour every 40 hours you work!
>It's a great deal for you

It's a shitty job for an evil company, but almost every day I take a 2 hour lunch and mark it down as 45 minutes, so fuck them.

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It's kind of beautiful how this place brings people together, in an autistic way

I can speak some German, Gluten Taag!

I'm in the same boat. Try tailoring your resume for each individual job you apply for, lie about anything that might land you the job, and if they make you take on of those personality tests just approach them with the mindset of what you think they want to hear from you.

I play Pokemon Go because I drive all day and deviate to hit as many stops as I can, when I take my lunch I play a game of Auto Chess

it definitely is the supervisor, she gets so many things wrong. I loathe the days when she's there

I can speak German pretty well now after 4 months here. I mean my vocabulary is lacking of course but I got the grammar mostly understood, vocabary is just something that trickles in. And it was tough, getting the visa was the most stressful days of my life, the wait is pure torture. Selling all my games and consoles to make some cash ane leaving my PC behind also stung a bit but its all fine. I am genuinely very happy here, living in a house with a buncha beautiful and nice girls in a comfy suburb. I actually talk to the neighbors and shit,something I never did back home cause they were chinks and shit. It was a hit but it was worth it.

Also what is very cool is that with a new language comes a new personality, it's basically like hitting the reset button on your life and starting anew with a bit of an headstart. I am a lot more confident in German than I am in my mother tongue, probably cause all about my German life was a series of successes.

Would highly recommend.

Rework your CV bring a notepad and pen to the interview with some prewritten questions about the company to feign enthusiasm and passion for the company etc.

These pictures always make me wonder. Is it someone the dog knows talking on the phone? Can dogs even recognize a voice through a phone's distortion?

Don't be autistic
>older asian man leaves an application at my work in the morning, I wasn't there when he dropped it off since I was an afternoon shift
>Guy he left the application with isn't even still in the store
>Asian man comes in, like two hours after he left the application, wanting to know if we were going to hire him
>Spend like 10 minutes telling him that there hasn't even been a manager in the store today, so no one important has even reviewed his application
>Entire time he just doesn't get it, or insists the guy he left it with reviewed it
>After he leaves throw his application in the trash

>Work as a machine operator in factory
>Manage to take on my work load as well as taking some of the strain off other team members
>Generally great knowledge of the process, hard to replace
>Held back from progression because of this
>FINALLY get promoted to team leader in different factory within the company
>Current lazy af team leader looks like she's been shot in the stomach "Are there enough people to cover you user, are you only training in there tonight?"
>"IDK, I'm in there permanently now, I don't work as part of your team"

Fucking finally.

If the voice is clear enough they can yes

sounds good, maybe you're a natural with languages. any lucky with the house girls?

>If you don't ever call out from this shit job, you'll get a 25% bonus on top of the quarterly bonus

25% of 0 is still 0

>>Generally great knowledge of the process, hard to replace
>>Held back from progression because of this
This is the most fucked up thing. Do a good job and they'll withhold a raise from you because they don't want to 'lose you' or train someone new

I cant begin to imagine how hellish it must be to work minimum wage in America

You're constantly either busy or tired, you can't afford to support yourself without a side hustle or a family member helping out, and everyone everywhere talks as if you're dumb and lazy.

There were one or two long serving corrupt managers in the company that I was working under. The higher ups basically changed the terms of their jobs, forcing them to reapply and then didn't give them their jobs back which I guess is fucked up in itself.

One of the replacement managers was my former bro team leader who spent a lot of time training me for positions that I wasn't successful in. Even if he wasn't a manager, I was able to have completely fresh eyes on me in this past interview so really this one time I had no roadblocks in front of me.

>rack up enough PTO for 3 weeks off
>they won't let me take 3 weeks off at a time
>oh, in a few months the PTO system resets since we're moving to a new system c:

I've never had a job, I'd like to just stock stuff alone at night. Is it easy to get a job like that? Interaction with people exhausts me

I work 3pm-11pm doing stock. So not fully night shift but most of it is. Don't really talk to anyone besides co-workers. Much better than when I was a cashier and had retarded customers at least. Stocking shit kills your body so make sure you're fit enough. Also probably doesn't matter to you if you don't care for people but say goodbye to any social life if you work odd hours.

Imagine ending up buying food that has been in some nog's pants.

>Work for Sam’s Club
>Was the Gas Station attendant
>Probably the easiest job at the whole place
>Basically spend an hour in the morning doing inspection and cleaning fuel tanks
>The other 7 hours of my shift I could literally just sit in my hut playing on phone and only occasionally have to go out to help retards who cant pump gas or follow the fucking instructions on the fuel pump screens
>Earlier this year management moved me inside the store “temporarily” due to enployee shortage cause so many fucking people have quit cause of the new scheduling bullshit which I didnt have to deal with before at Gas Station
>I’ve basically been trained to work just about every single basic position in the store (Cashier, Customer Service Desk, Cafe Attendent, floor partner, janitor, etc)
>I never fucking know what job they actually have me scheduled to do each day
>Unlike at my original job where the shifts were either 6am to 2pm and 2pm to 9pm this stupid shit theyve got me now is almost always some garbage like 10 - 7 that takes up literally my entire day and I basically have zero free time outside of my days off
>This has been going on for like 3 months now

I really really really want to fucking quit but I unfortunately have some personal stuff going on in my life that would make getting rehired somewhere else really difficult

>speech
>not just not showing up to work

>manager in fast food
>old fucker grandma walks in requests a burger with just meat and bread
>I'm in the back watching the team make the sandwiches
>team makes the sandwich perfectly
>I personally hand deliver said sandwich
>"have a great day ma'am!"
>get phone call 20 mins later
>"you people fuck up the simplest sandwich, it didn't even have cheese, your employee was rude when I got my food"
>apologize and offer to make food again free of charge anytime that's convient to her
>"that still doesn't make my sandwich right"
>apologize again and offer to remake order and full refund
>"that still doesn't make my sandwich right"
>apologize on behalf of the whole team, offer refund, and offer her a free meal of her choosing
>"that still doesn't make my sandwich right"

I just hung up the phone and stared at the wall for a minute, how can someone be so fucking retarded?

Thanks, hope someone hires me

>rework your resume
if that doesn't work
>lie. it's four months and you're desperate, who cares if you get turned down? if you can do the job nobody will give a shit.

You just know they assured customers it would be properly disposed of before they took it to the back for an hour and restocked

Keine Sorge, die Flüchtlinge werden auch in deiner Stadt sein.

he's not your boss, who gives a fuck what he thinks. people get the smallest amount of power and act like they're worth a damn
see: jannies and mods here

yeah. dogs can see stuff on tvs/facetime
t. parents dog that recognizes me and my voice

That comfy period of your teen life where you are working at a supermarket, experiencing weird people and making the best of a shitty job.

Sometimes I miss that simple life.

>expired quarters
fucking lol

Did you think you'd make it this far, Yea Forums? Do you think we all were going to make it this far? I look back in the not so distant past and see a different outcome, one with a rope and a chair.

After all that, we all grew up and realized life sucks, but it didn't suck enough to end it all. Sure we can't shitpost as much as we used to back when we were teenagers, and there's a lot more unfun bullshit going on these days, but hey at least we have these cool new videogames to look forward to playing.

I see this NOT VIDYA thread and I feel more connected with all of you than I have for a long while. Beyond the gorillions of smash threads and porn spam, there are user that are just like me that are still here, still hanging on and enjoying vidya as much as possible in this shitty life. A toast to all the poor anons that didn't decide to keep living to see this day.

>Be ex-NEET
>Get first job at retail
>Job was okay when we had a supervisor that didn't give a fuck
>We get a new one
>Micromanages EVERY aspect of the job to the point where I have no control
>Doesn't care about employees, only hitting numbers
>Reeks of desperation and wanting to please higher ups, as well as be everyone's best friend
>Nobody respects him and he can't do anything about it
>Want to quit, but can't because of shitty job market
>Finally realized the importance of going to school because why the fuck would I chose to stay in retail for the rest of my life

Anyone else?

Someone returned a busted galaga cabinet from electronics and I mostly play that.

Being a shut-in all my life. Only my love of planes got me to go out for a whole day in Alabama heat. I kinda wish the scar stayed, it was x shaped like in anime and honestly looked pretty cool. It wasn't super obvious for most of that time, just barely visible to notice if you were looking for it or were looking at my face for more than a couple seconds.

Based

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is there nothing more depressing to look at than a walmart break room?

Been working there for almost 15 years. And kinda like my job. Been overnight for atleast 10 of them.

>$17 an hour for security?
Who lies on the internet like that?

>legally

Logically it sounds retarded that you somehow should be allowed to manhandle stuff you haven't paid for yet.

Seriously?

Sie sind schon da. Die Vorstadt ist voller Fluchtlinge aber meine Nachbaren sind alle aus Deutschland. Gott sei Dank. Aber ja, die Hauptbahnhoft riecht immer wie Urin und Schweiß, und sie sind so laut, super nervig. Leider ist Kanada nicht viel besser..

Duel Links and Tetris.

>0:35
What products is she selling?

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>Understaffed and overworked at job
>Manager won't call up other employees that aren't on, even though they'd love hours
>"WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SLOW???"

I'm so thankful that my parents forced me to get a shit tier job when I was in high school so I could see a potential future if I continued to fuck around in school. Quite possibly the only thing they did correctly as parents.

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Anyone here worked Deli?
>9 hour work day
>2 20 min break and 1 hour lunch
>just fryin' and slicin' all day
>the only thing worse than irate customers is boredom
>always needed something to do
I am that one golden employee every wally world wants. Lost me job cuz i sliced off the tip of my middle finger cleaning the slicers.

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You work there? Hopefully the afterlife treats you better

>Is it easy to get a job like that?
The answer is always no. There are millions of unemployed people more desperate and less autistic than you all competing for the same jobs you are. The people hiring don't care about you or anyone else, they just pick random names off a list and hire the most attractive people.

>understaffed
>boss still chooses to make some people work open to close instead of giving those extra hours to another guy so we're not understaffed
>when people complain about not wanting overtime every single day he says you should be grateful for the overtime

Getting an overnight stocking job is really easy. The only things that brought it down for me were annoying managers that want you to finish your aisle within a time limit, having to work the same aisles as other people so you have to make small talk, it's fucking KILLER on your knees and feet and you need to invest in black out curtains and shit so you actually get a decent sleep.

If you get in with a good company it's actually really well paying. At least it is here in the UK

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I wish rent was low enough that i could afford working just 3 of days of week.

>Apply to German visa
>Get it
Just like that...? Without any skills or german language?

I worked overnight at walmart. it's not bad, but the hours meant i had to deal with people for the first two hours and the first opening hour. it's pretty easy because overnight tends to be understaffed.

Amazon fulfillment centers

tl;dr but I've already decided to kill myself once I hit 30 and idgaf. Idc what happens in the mean time, I'm gonna jerk off and listen to death grips and sleep in a van every day til I reach 30 and I'll be pretty satisfied.

I work three 12's at amazon. Well im on leave suing a nigger that totaled my car on pcp but still

Yeah? I'm not sure what part of my story is unbelievable. It wasn't a huge scar, only dime sized.

I have a comfy computer job in a warehouse making $17 an hour. It's not much but I listen to music and watch YouTube vids for most of my day unless someone needs help. It's pretty okay, but a hollow existence.

Trying to get a job at a warehouse currently. Says there are no available shifts currently. Turnover is pretty bad, right? So I shouldn't have to wait too long for an opening?

What position and what's the pay?

Didn’t mean anything by it. It just reminded me of my scar. Never thought of it that way, not my kind of thing but you do you bro

Yea high turnover for sure. They do over staff but cut loose people every day by the hour for voluntary time off. Don't go straight for the three 12's though. Ypu will probably regret it.

Yeah, but that's 12hour shift. No time for cooking a dinner, or even a proper sleeptime.

>work night shift full time at home depot
>not bad overall, co-workers are mostly old and a little lazy, doesn't effect me too much but I'd much rather be working around more competent and capable people, being around decrepit people is pretty depressing
>have hard time sleeping at correct hours, destroying my energy levels and making it hard to get myself to study programming or anything so I can get out of this job

>Last year store implemented this fucking retarded 2 employees per cash register nonsense
>One employee is the cashier and the other one is supposed to take shit out of peoples carts, put it on the belt, and then put it back in the cart after its been scanned
>This is supposed to make checkout faster by make 8 people run 4 registers instead of having 8 people run 8 registers
>Fast forward to now
>Store doesnt fucking schedule anyone anymore so now theres only ever like 4 cashier at a given time running only 2 registers
>Half the time the extra lifting person is called off to go do something somewhere else in the store where they are understaffed
>Leaving the Cashier by themselves
>Except now the customers have been trained to assume that someone will take their shit out of their carts for them and will literally just stand there like sheep waiting for you to do it. God fucking forbid you ask them to pick their own shit though
>So the cashier alone has to take everything out, scan it, and then put it back
>We have scanner guns that we could use to just scan shit in the carts but thes absolutely forbidden unless using it to scan a large item that cant be put on the belt
>This is the one rule the managers and supervisors actually enforce for some fucking reason

tl;dr: Company changer how cashiering works in the name of making it faster but now its 3 times as slow as it was before

Loading trucks on shipdock. Min wage here is 17.40 for my shift.

I thought I'd do better than this. I'm very smart. I went to Oxford, got the same degree our political elite have. But I'm not a pole-climbing snake like everyone who thrives in all those areas, and on top of that I'm lazy, complacent, and overly picky, so here I am two years out of uni without a proper job, even after having retrained as a software developer so I only had to out-normie the useless CS grads applying for entry level positions.

I could have done so much better for myself than this.

sounds pretty rad user, you should do it again but for longer and maybe this time you can keep the cool scar. all the girls I know would go wild for that, you'd have a qt gf in no time.

Do you get much freetime, or is it all physical work outside of your breaks? And do you get any benefits or a discount with amazon?

Lol just call a code spark

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>God fucking forbid you ask them to pick their own shit though
I used to work full time as a bagger and I won't bag my own shit out of principle. If I'm going through the lane and not self checkout, it's not my job to pack the shit anymore

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Sometimes i wish i could and hunt lobsters somewhere in fucking Antarctica.

>be in cap 2
>walk into backroom near loading bay to clock in
>the two main computers are used by department managers printing out labels to fix shelves
>use the ogp computer because all the members are on their phones waiting for people who won't come for another half hour
>one of the members on her phone notices me clicking the clock in square and waddles over
>turns off the monitor and starts yelling about how these computers are for ogp only
>finish typing with the screen off and use the keyboard to click clock in and walk to the trucks
>she shows up ten minutes later yelling at my supervisors to demand we stop using their computer
fuck some of these people. ogp especially they sit on their ass half the shift and get mad if anyone even so much as walks through their area.

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Its all physical work and your expected to go nonstop though the shipdock is harder to labor track than every other position. We get two half hour breaks and a 15. The fucked up part os as it gets slower, they offer voluntary time off so in the 12th hour your still busting your ass cuz all the lazy faggots went home.

I’m sleepy but I meant telling people to put their own stuff up on the belt not bag it.

Currently playing a ROM hack of fire red, ultra violet. its pretty decent

>quit cozy manager position at a print shop making $17/hr to go back to school for programming
>struggle finding a job because resume looks sketch (went from small shit to suddenly being a manager without a decade of experience) and was still too honest to manipulate resume
>eventually get job at Publix thanks to neighbor
>end up at 645, the "Alcatraz" of Publix
>if they can't fire you, they transfer you to 645
>get hired, happy to just have a job
>told if I work hard enough and bust my ass, I'll be eligible for full-time after my probation period (90 days)
>bust my literal ass murdering truck and blocking my aisle (fucks gave me the condiments aisle)
>end up not getting full time because it was promised to others, and I'm apparently 3rd in line of the stock clerks
>guy gets full-time, then transfers
>2 months later, get told that if I take Frozen Food, they'll give me full-time in Feb
>accept, but tell manager I still need numbers so I can adjust my masks and shit
>"Ok"
>spend literally first 2 months receiving truck thats too big to even fit in the FF freezer because my managers are forgetful lazy shits and haven't given me an inventory login number yet
>also was never told I'd be the only one in FF
>guy who used to be in FF is cool enough to help on occasion though and help adjust my masks
>Cinco de Mayo rolls around
>receive 5 skids of ice, 3 5-lbs, 2 10s
>don't even have room in my freezer for one, just had a truck come day prior
>literally pulling entire racks out and trying to get my ice in before it melts
>freezer is old-fashioned, has a small "ramp", making pushing several hundred pounds of ice into the freezer a mission even for the more beefy staff
>literally rage because manager is just ignoring me
>walk the fuck out and go home, telling my manager this is bullshit because I've been begging for an inventory number for 2 MONTHS
>don't even come in next day
>come in the day after
>manager fixed my freezer and adjusted my masks for me, along

>Death grips
Why wait?

Are there 8-10 hour shifts? I dunno, I think I could even handle a 12 hour shift. When I was working at walmart, I'd often have to stay 2-3 hours overtime every day because we were so understaffed. Sometimes it'd be tiring but others I'd feel fine, like I could even keep going if I had to.

And I would prefer something physical, or at least active/busy. I had a 12 hour shift at a factory once, and there wasn't much to do a lot of the time. Those 12 hours were dreadfully slow.

What happened to programming? No job in there?

we're gonna make it bro. We're even gonna get gfs someday

>"Can I get a burger with only the meat"
>Ask if they mean [bun patty bun]
>"Are you fucking stupid I said only the meat, I'm gluten itolerant"

>"Can I get a burger with only the meat"
>Ask if they mean only [patty]
>"Are you fucking stupid It's not a burger wihout buns"

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There's tons of other countries to learn Arabic in though.

Publix is garbage.

Co worker used to work in the Deli and they screwed him over multiple times so he left after 6 years.

Probably CAD which is like like $10 USD.

>tell grocery manager I want out of FF
>don't give a fuck about full-time, get me out
>transfers me back to grocery, gives me cereal aisle
>some new girl gets transferred and given FF
>team helps her clean out entire freezer and adjusts her masks within 2 days, and even trains her in FF, none of which I was given when tossed into FF. They literally threw me to the wolves
>2 weeks later they give her full-time (it's October btw)
>hurricane on it's way
>manager pulls me aside before I'm able to clock out, asking if I can come in at 3am tonight and stay until my normal shift end the next day
>lol ok
>don't come in, instead, spend day helping family prepare for hurricane
>come in next day
>put in my two weeks
>suddenly they value me and don't want me to leave
>start offering me spots in other departments
>have me do resets at other, MUCH nicer stores to try to dissuade me from leaving, to convince me it's not all that bad, just that our store is desperately understaffed and run by shit managers
>lol fuck you all
>spend 2 weeks in bakery eating shit that was supposed to be thrown away (damaged items get thrown away, eating or taking them home is a fireable offense, but I never cared, i took shit home all the time)
>kindly request to manager that they don't have me work late my final day, as I have job training the following morning early as fuck
>final week rolls around
>sure as shit, they not only have me working 4pm-12am, but it's in grocery instead of bakery
>sure as shit, as always, 2 people called out during the day, leaving a fuckhuge truck left behind at 3:45pm for me when I clock in, and the two clerks who were supposed to join me on night shift call out too
>literally by myself working half a fucking truck, while also having to help fill Dairy
>being me, and leaving good impressions where I go, and knowing this is my last shift, I say fuck it and go with it
>finish the truck, finish Dairy, unload Dairy truck, and have that shit spotless by 11pm

Yo dont do that man. Im on break at walmart as well. Gave me a mini heart attack. I thought one of you autists was closer than I want.

>management incredibly strict on wearing vests whenever not on break or lunch
>have to work the line unloading a truck
>get's snagged and the zipper rips off.
>ask for replacement and get told no we have no extras
>walking around with an open vest because it can close anymore
>continually told by management to get a new vest because secret shopper complain about me breaking dress code
Fuck the new walmart vest can't come soon enough hopefully they don't fall apart like these cheap ass nylon ones.

>11:30pm rolls around
>start condensing remaining dairy and blocking dairy, FF, and grocery
>closing CS manager angry because there's only one grocery clerk and the store looks like shit (I ran up and down 16 aisles doing a quick block job because I'm not aiming to stay until 2 fucking AM)
>manager straight up tells me we're not leaving until I block the store properly
>stare her straight in her face
>straight into her soul
>into her very being
>for a minute straight
>right as she begins to say something,
>"Nope."
>take off apron
>take off shirt
>throw it into bin
>throw cutter, pen, paper, and shit in my pocket right into the bin
>straight up tell her, "this is the worst job I've ever had, and you're all the worst management I've ever dealt with"
>squeeze beside her so I can get to the door
>unlock it, open the door, walk my ass out, and go straight to my car, never looking back

Fuck Publix.

I ran out of money (burned through 5k in savings going back to school and paying car / insurance / rent because I couldn't get a job. I applied to 4-5 places a week, and even had my grandmother, an English professor who did resumes as a side job, beef up my resume.

I understand you guys have it hard, but it's so fucking obnoxious when I order something at the drivethrough and when I get home something is missing
>lately at my local taco bell the past few visits they've forgotten something
>prepared to check my shit this time
>order a $5 meal box and an extra taco
>kid at the window hands me the taco and tells me to have a nice day
>stare at him for a moment before telling him I ordered a box too
>kid looks confused until someone in the window with him points out the box
>he hands it to me, doesn't say anything, no apology or another have a nice day
>start to drive off now that I've got all my shit
>just as I'm about to turn off onto the street realize the kid also never gave me my drink
>someone else already pulled up to the window, so I turn into the parking lot and go inside
>see the kid at the front register and decide not to make it a scene, explain that he forgot to give me my drink at the window
>kid gives me a thousand yard stare like I've asked him to solve some grand math equation
>see people in the kitchen behind him ask who the ice tea is for
>call out and tell them it's mine, I ordered at the window but the kid forgot
>manager apologizes and I get my drink and go home
>once I open the box see that the faggot kid also forgot the hot sauce I asked for
First time I ever called in to complain

There are 8 and 10s. I'm just sayin those three 12's get old fast especially since it will likely be thur-fri-sat.

every system so far

based

I’m glad we’re still here.

>spend 2 weeks in bakery eating shit that was supposed to be thrown away

Man I miss my HS job at a department store, It was after hours "recovery" which meant going though each aisle and making sure everything was neat and tidy, writing up stolen shit.
Anything in the huge snack section that was out of date had to be opened and thrown away out the back. I'd tell a manager I needed a friend who also worked there to help me, we'd go out the back talk shit and eat 1 week out of date chocolate and chips.

>fiat currency
>capitalism
What capital?

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Pixel dungeon. I've played it for literally the last 3-4 years on and off and never beaten it once. I can count the number of times I've reached the last boss on one fucking hand.

>getting tricky slipped three times in succession
At that point, you only have yourself to blame.

fast food is a bastion for borderline retards and ex cons.

I freaked out and quit a Advanced auto parts job once. Told the manager to suck my fucking fick and called him a lazy piece of shit causing a scene in front of everyone. Fun stuff

>playing 4096
Cuts.

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Yeah some places can just suck. the burgerking near me has been shit for as long as i can remember and it's a shame because all we have are two taco bells, two mcdonalds, and closest anything else is like a forty minute drive away.

Actually anything thats been out of its refrigeration for an unknown amount of time gets tossed. Weve had to toss 300 in meat before because some kid was on acid pushing the cart around the store for 3 hours.

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targetbros where you at

i’m 8 months in as inbound/flow and it’s not THAT terrible aside from the team leads sometimes being super unrealistic with how long some tasks should take. otherwise, it’s simple enough and the non-lead team members are friendly enough. haven’t had a single negative customer interaction all this time either.

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Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention:

>get hired at $9.50/hr
>5 month later, they bring 3 new stock clerks in at $10.50/hr
>bring this up with manager
>says he understands, and will see what he can do
>a month later (I'm 7 months into the job at this point), ask manager about my pay
>brings me into office
>spins some bullshit web about how he can't get my pay leveled, but promises if I work hard, my next raise will be good
>3 months later
>given a 25c raise
>had to complain with manager next day he was in
>reported to corporate
>DM (district manager) comes in
>sits with me and goes over shit with manager, who is not very happy with me but is honest with DM about my work ethic and how good I keep my aisle(s)
>get raised to 12/hr from 9.75/hr
>GET MY FUCKING HOURS CUT FROM 33 TO 24 THE NEXT WEEK

I used to work at Sears selling vidya, TV's, and electronics while I was in college. Right when it was turning to shit. Pay was shit (commission) but the people I worked with were great. Soulless company. CEO cares 0 about it.

*tch*
sheeeeeit cuz....

din...

dindu nuffin...

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Not exactly true. Concealing items in that way is generally regarded as intent to steal. You do run into problems where someone might try to claim that they were planning on purchasing the items, but if you confront them and they just admit to their intent to steal then they've completely compromised their alibi.

Download an NES/SNES/GB emulator with some roms. I play game and watch collection 1,2,3 and tetris on the train. Managed to score 700 at parachute

Bakery, those cunts always pull me over there in the middle of baking shit to help then the second I hear the oven go off ive got to run back across the fresh department. Its the stupidest shit.

I caught the first two, I was mostly too annoyed to remember to check for sauce by the end

>worked at smaller store
>got walmart manager
>had to do truck in two sections on my own
>manager loses her shit because I had to do other shit too and it meant I was 30 minutes past when she wanted it done
>the time she wants it done is not a company thing its a personal thing

Ive been a dealer for 25 years. Ive worked at a few tribal joints and its hilarious. Most of those motherfuckers are whiter than i am. Its all a scam. Although i did work at this one joint in washington state that appeared to be run by actual redskins once. There was this girl that worked there whos dad was on the "tribal counsel" or whatever. She would just pick up and leave whenever she wanted. I saw her just say fuck it and walk off of live dice games in the middle of a roll and leave.

They don't even hire ex cons anymore because they they're most likely gonna be working with teens. I've worked with ex cons before its not pretty.

Which city, Freund?

Are there actually people in this thread who work at Walmart?

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I've been to the US a couple of times, but never entered a Walmart. It just seems like the epitome of burgerpunk

I always liked the smell of baked bread. Also, don't forget about the cunts who come in at 2200 asking for a cake decoration.

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You haven't been to the US if you haven't been to Walmart.

NEVER trust the promise of a payraise unless it's in writing. Managers say this stuff all the time to keep you motivated and to get you to fuck off with no intentions of giving you one

>Kairosoft
Pretty comfy desu.

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Maybe he should steal from a soup kitchen instead.

>anyone who criticises the people who own everything and our labour should kill themselves!!!

brainwashed, useful idiot.

Believe it or not, it's a great way to break in high school graduates that the world isn't about promises and hand holding.

Why do so many Americans shart in the mart?

>supermarket has small butchers department as well as prepacked meat on shelves
>manager comes in with one those chickens on a foam tray with plastic wrap
>"I notices this wrap has a hole in it, can you use some of your wrap on it so I can put it back on the shelf?"
> point out row of fly eggs along the side of the chicken. Not going to happen.
>"Can't you just rinse them off?"
>Refuse
>manager gives big sigh, tosses chicken on the counter and walks out with shaking head, later calls me "wasteful"

Gee whiz sorry I didn't want us getting raped due to some health violation

wheres Janeway when you need her?

I have a story about a time I tried working at ups through a temp agency (yes I know)
>Looking everywhere for a job
>Hm lets try this place
>Called after 2 days of waiting
>Its a group interview (Strike 1)
Its all niggers but me acting like highschoolers (Strike 2)
>At this point I decide fuck it I will try 1shift to see how it is
>Do you want to be a clerk or unload?
>Say clerk
>Show up at the right time
>Get a really bad feeling about it
>Its an absolute hell hole
>Entrance is the break room and it looks like a prison with all the guards and shit
>Nigs talking about their baby mamas
>Walk up and scan in
>Get told this person will train me
>Its a nigress
>Time comes to go in
>"Training" goes like this
>Here is the bathroom
>Here is where you clock in
>Go to worknow :)
>Have no idea what to fucking do
>Eventually a fat white woman walks up to me
>Why are you not working?
>Explain that I wasnt told where to go or what to do
>Here just unload then
>I am quitting after this shift so fuck it might as well get 1 day of pay
>Unload a few pallets
>Same woman taps me on the shoulder
>Go work that clerk machine
>I have no idea how
>She tells the only other white worker I saw to help me
>Finally get going and the machine is fucking scuffed as fuck
>Scans dont work 90% of the time so the computer keeps telling them I am slacking which results in nigress coming to ask why
>Try to ask questions about the job to the chick
>We only get 1 30 minute break
ONE THIRTY MINUTE BREAK FOR A 12 HOUR SHIFT
>Ask when shifts end or do we just clock out when its time
>They let you know when you can leave :)
>Walk to clock machine
>Clock out
>Ignore all calls and leave a shity review for them
>Lesson learned fuck temp companies
>Now work a comfy trade

God, I used to work with so many niggers who would pitch a bitch just because you asked them to do their job. Maybe they'll learn one day.

But I went straight out of highschool into IT. Why would you ever want to work at Walmart? I thought that was something only retards and wetbacks did.

It was surprisingly easy
>nervous as fuck leading into the interview
>guy sits me down, asks basic questions, and tells me that this job is hard and if im up to for it
>tell him yes
>alright sign here
>start working 10pm-7am
>lucked out with easy going managers
>couple of months later my shift is now 7pm-5am after some people leaving
>breaking down the truck by myself for 5 hours listening to music and not having to deal with anyone

life is pretty comfy now but it really does kill your social life

>tfw comfy office job that's easy and pays well

Some of us aren't big brain enough to handle that stuff.

Whoa, this thread just made me feel pretty good about my life. Thanks wallmart Anons, never knew I have it so good.

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Based. I have this same problem except it's homeless people. A lot of them I'm pretty sure are fake beggars. The worst is that the spot they sit in is right near the ATMs, so I'm paranoid one will try to come up to me and try and ask for money as soon as I withdraw it. (This actually happened to me when I was at a completely different ATM getting taxi money).

I used to have a job working for a very rich dude for a company he ran out of his mansion.

Didn't pay that great but it was east work being a researcher, and it was great going for a shit in a toilet with a marble seat.

Same. Ive got a friend next door that spends most of his day modeling cub porn in Blender because there's nothing to do.

Is this even common at most walmarts? It's the saddest thing I've ever seen

You're welcome, mein fuhrer.

I worked at target for almost a year starting holiday season. It wasn't terrible until they suddenly stopped wanting to pay openers the extra dollar per hour for before the store opened and shifted start time from 4 to 6. We had 2 hours to unload whatever truck(s) and push it compared to the 4 from before which made me feel like shit when the store was open and there were still piles of boxes and carts in every isle.
Got out of there once I snagged a lab job from a previous seasonal position and now I do maybe 10 minutes of work every hour for 8-9 hours while making $21/hour.
Also to answer thread question I play FEH and Bandori on "breaks" plus have a pokemon romhack on emulator. On days where literally nothing happens I bring my switch or laptop.

i got transferred from deli to night grocery stock in fred meyer/kroger it pays 18 an hour and possibly going up to 20 if the union gets its way
my only complaint is lazy ass coworkers who stare at their phone or disappear for 20 minutes at a time while i spot everything to the correct aisles
but i definitely prefer it over customers REEEing at me for their chicken or complaining their cheese wasnt sliced to their exact measurements

I bought BOTW at walmart a few weeks ago at like 3 AM. Had to wait 30 minutes so someone could "walk me up".

Is it that easy to shoplift otherwise or what

>Is it that easy to shoplift otherwise or what
yes. At my walmart there is only one lady who works there and she is on the display laptops watching youtube most of the day. meanwhile like five times over the past half a year people have unscrewed the game cabinet and stolen several games.

>work engineering job on an extremely important project for company
>boss knows if I leave the project will grind to a halt, left to rot in the hands of useless Pajeets
>going to ask for a $10K raise at the end of the year and leave if they don't comply

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>Only been stabbed once

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>tfw I feel I'm the only one that I had a positive experience working at retail

It was at a coffee shop at a community college campus though, most customers are pretty chill and I didn't have to clean bathrooms, so it wasn't too bad. If it paid more, I'd unironically be happy to work there again.

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>store stocks a unique item during winter only and it's extremely popular
>woman comes in and wants to buy like 10
>she's $3 short
>give her $3 since I felt bad for her
>she asks me when I work next and says she'll come pay me back
>expect to never see her again, doesnt show up for months
>comes back in like 4 months and gives me $20

Get J2ME Loader and the Doom RPG games off of the doom general on /vg/.

attempted shoplifting isn't a thing according to a reddit comment i read once
t. not american

i used to work at a 7-11 and every single day would bring a new methhead walking around the parking lot with a gascan asking for gas money

>walking to store
>some haggard looking dude comes up to me, asks if I have a few bucks for the bus
>eh sure, I don't really like carrying dollar bills anyway
>about to pull out 2-3 bucks for him
>HEY MAN I NEED MORE I GOTTA GET TO (far away town) I SEE YOU HAVE SOME MORE BILLS IN THERE MAN COME ON
>dude no fuck off
>COME ON MAN YOU A FUCKING CHEAPSKATE FUCK YOU
>don't give him any money and just run towards where there's more people in case he tries to shank me or some shit

I just say I don't carry cash when people ask me for money. If it's a really poor looking dude, I'm fine with buying him a meal or something, but I never give money towards people begging anymore.

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It's not that it's legal, it's just that a lawyer could get the case thrown out of court if you never left the store yet. Walmart doesn't exactly follow the law, and anyone stupid enough to risk prison over meat probably can't afford a good lawyer.

Reminds me
>online friend comes to visit me in LA
>walk around hollywood with them, never been myself
>some black guy approaches me and starts a conversation
>seems like an alright guy
>he gives me his cd, figure he's just doing it to try and get exposure
>after he's already given me the cd he asks if I can donate to help him keep making music
>"Sure, I can spare a dollar"
>"CAN YOU MAKE IT 10, THAT'S MY WHOLE ALBUM BRUH"
Beggars are fucking subhuman. They aren't grateful at all and have absolutely no shame in trying to shake you down for more if you give them anything

Never do temp work. It's designed to have ridiculous turnover and they expect to replace you within a couple of months with fresh meat. It's all so companies can work people to the bone without being required to give them benefits.

Why even take it back? Who is going to want to buy meat that has been stuffed down someones pants.

>you took the CD
NEVER EVER take anything anyone tries to hand you on the street. City living 101.

they don't need to know about that :^)

I know that now. I never even listened to it, ended up throwing it in the trash.

I've caught employees doing the cheer in the morning at my walmart. I'm sure they're not thrilled to do it.

That's actually a psychological tactic that scammers and the like do. If you're talking to someone and they're listening to you, you can hand them random object and by instinct, they'll take it (unless it's something repulsive like feces or something I guess).
I been in NYC a few times and what they'll do is give you their album or some shit while talking to you and trick you into taking then. Then they'll guilt trip you into buying it and say shit like YOU ALREADY TOOK IT THOUGH.
The first time this happened to me, I took it without realizing but the guy's accent or some shit was so thick I was genuinely confused what he was saying and just stared at him in confusion. After a minute or two he gave up and says "Whatever it's fine" and took back the CD. It was only afterwards I learned about that trick.

I mostly spend my workday shitposting. My supervisor knows when it's super slow and doesn't really give a shit what I do

Living in the US seems like an adventure.

Not easy to get but it is a good job IMO, but you need to be fit or you'll get your ass canned. It's physically exhausting but the tradeoff is little social interaction and no drama from the day staff. Not a sustainable career though as you're very prone to back/arm/leg injuries if you work 40+ hours a week doing that shit.

something on an emulator probably.

>those guys in the back half clapping and trying to look the other way

Why do companies try to do this shit? It just makes employees embarrassed to work at your store.

>never had a job
>tfw reading all these work stories in the thread
I don't know, I think I'm just going to stay a NEET until I can't anymore and then I'll kill myself, this working stuff isn't for me.

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I pretty much play Duel Link now but im bored of it so im looking for something new. I had FE heroes, pokemon Go and DB legends but i broke my old phone and couldnt get what i had in my accounts and lost all my progress except for the Duel Links account. Rn i have One Piec Treasure cruisex shadowvere and Digimon links but havent touched those in weeks. Recommend my something pls

>people who get waiters to sing happy birthday to them

is this a sign of a sociopath
I never once had a desire to have waiters do this to me. It seems incredibly awkward for everyone involved.

Are you obliged to pay for it though? Fuck it, I'd take the CD and keep walking.

Only one dude has tried this with me (UK) and he was genuinely enthusiastic and wanted me to enjoy his mixtape. It sucked obviously but he was chill.

Don't work food.

>Only person working dunkin donuts because coworker calls out
>It's night shift so should be slow
>whole bunch of people start coming in
>should be just night shift people getting their coffee, easy
>first in line orders a shitload of food

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Most people tell the waiters just to embarrass their friend

Of course you're not obliged. You can either keep the cd or just give it back if they want to give you a hard time.

>girl at work regularly calls out with like an hours notice
>boss is too much of a pussy to do anything about it
>she's done this dozens of times and he's just now starting to write her up for it

No, it's more of a guilt trip tactic they try to do you. They'll just harass you about it for a while before going back to their spot unless they're unhinged I guess.

Fun fact, at an ice cream place called cold stones employees were required to sing if you tipped them $1. The customers could even request you sing and you'd have to do it

Any of you work at Target? If so, shoutouts. I love that store.

>clean
>well-lit
>employees are always nice
>organized
>carry a ton of stuff including groceries
>free shipping on a lot of things
>helpful website

THAT'S the way a retail chain store should be.

Literally NOBODY actually wants the waiter to sing to them. People get them to do it to embarrass their friends or family who also don't want the fucking song.

I'll take that free ice cream or whatever you dole out on birthdays, though.

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>went with friend to target and he bought rainbow six siege with season pass for xbone
>go back to his place with him and he opens the box to find just a blank sony disc and the season pass code inside
>used the season pass code and went back to target, explained what happened
>they actually believe us and give him a new copy, with a new season pass code as well
I wouldn't have believed it if I was in their shows, glad they were cool about it

Man I could never work retail or department stores again. It is easier work then what I do now (cook) but it is just soul crushing.

Pokemon Go, Kairosoft games are basically the only good answers unless you like gacha shit. Dota Underlords is pretty fun but games can take a while, and I have no idea how it would be on the data, I have only played it in bed on wifi.

I've had no problems at Target as a customer, even though just yesterday somebody was robbed in a Target parking lot.

I WANT A SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

The only thing this image is missing is a second green hand holding four more singles

>tfw work as a front-end web dev meme
>work isn't too difficult but starting to realize that I genuinely really don't enjoy it that much and I don't really have much of a passion to do side projects which is commonplace and expected because I find it really tiring (my work is fine though and is checked by my co-workers, I just don't do anything particularly great)
>pays okay but conflicted if I want to keep doing this and not sure what to do now since I don't have a college degree and don't want to put myself through debt

I don't know what to do anymore. I'd prefer menial jobs over this honestly.

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I understand that some of you guys are really tired, and I dont want to be mean, but I at least expect you to do the bare minimum
>Older brother hands me money last week
>"Go buy a couple of pizzas for the family, oh, and bring me an empanada"
>Go to the pizzeria, ask for everything, half an hour later, dude calls me up, hands me two pizza boxes
>"Dont worry sir, the empanada is inside the box"
>Go back home, give the food to my brother, he opens the box
>"Dude, where is my empanada"
Im not even sure I want to go back there anymore, im poor and every penny is precious, so yeah, im getting offended when one empanada thats not even for me that costs the same as a 500 g pack of noodles is gone after the employee reassured that it was indeed there.

Yea Forums

One of my favorite things about Target is that they don't play music in the damn store. It's great for both employees and customers. I used to work retail while in high school and listening to the same fucking songs sucked.

God that's fucking humiliating. Especially just shoving the camera in their face and letting them know you'll be posting it online. You just know they would have thrown a tantrum if they refused to sing too

I have gotten yelled at by refusing to do this. We were understaffed as hell and there were not the "needed amount" of servers to sing, so they came back to the line and asked me to clap in sign with them, like I am not in a gross ass apron with food cooking.

I think it was like a snow day or something so we had 1 manager, 1 bartender, 2 servers, me as the only cook, and one guy on dish. No way in fucking hell were either of us stepping out there as a gross sweaty mess to clap for some retards.

>Work is a tech support
>Retarded americans ask for a supervisor
>We say it's not possible and continue the conversation

You can go back and complain that it wasn't there and get another, but it doesn't undo the fuck up to begin with

>work in grocery store
>about to make $10/hr as of July 1st
>all my coworkers are nice & helpful
>bullied some literal cuck 30-something depression issues midget with a Psychology Masters into quitting and got away with it
>two of my managers really like me cause I do whatever they want me to & make sure all the customers leave happy
>only one manager who actively dislikes me & yells at everyone in my department and is also the only black man working in the store
>he just got railed by district the other day for not properly handling the produce department & getting complaints from customers, and is now on the shit-list to get fired
>only work 3 days a week for 8 hours
>make enough money to pay for vidya, my car, and my last semester of college with zero issue
>get to spend lunch break at a nice little pizza shop down the street that makes the best margherita w/ mushrooms
I live a comfy life, bros, it makes me a happy camper. Admittedly though, I’m looking forward to my ME Bachelors so I can get a well-paying five days a week job that pays exponentially more per hour than this.

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what do you even do, stock? I thought most grocery stores got those self check out stations so they could fire the majority of their staff and save money

Finished playing Dragon Quest I, II, III, IV on mobile. Fantastic ports. Playing through V now on mobile. I’ll marry Deborah.

>all my coworkers are nice & helpful
>bullied some literal cuck 30-something depression issues midget with a Psychology Masters into quitting and got away with it
>all my coworkers are nice
Huh

None, when I'm on break I play my 3DS.
Also your Walmart's break room looks way nicer than mine.

I work for an old neighbor of mine. I could work somewhere else for more money but I get a shit ton of leeway here. No boss over my shoulder and the work is easy enough 80% of the time

Wagecattle's pain simulator

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Remember when Yea Forums used to have just general life threads and we'd talk about work and school and what not? I kinda miss those. I was in college at the time so it was nice to see what everyone was up to.

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Do managers realize that the "no ´stealing´ expired or ´broken´ food/items" is completely bullshit, right?, why are those rules enforced at all? My brother works at a hospital restaurant and he steals food all the time and has fed our family so much I cant ever be grateful enough for him, if no one was ever going to buy/eat it, why is it bad that someones takes advantage of it?

A grocery store near me plays it's own music the corp wrote. It's hell.

>Working after hours shift basically alone in big department store
>Queen - I want to break free, comes on the speakers

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Pls respond someone...

i work part time for waitrose in the uk picking online orders and it's pretty based

>don't need to clock in or out, management trust you to act like an adult and work your contracted hours
>this means i can start and finish early, or if i'm late for whatever reason (even just laziness) i can make up the time during the week
>no one babysits you; you're given your tasks and expected to do them
>decent rate of pay for a boxhumper role
>because you are technically a shareholder, you are a 'partner' and can act as such, there is no true pecking order
>this means if customers are rude you can - within reason - stand up for yourself and tell them to shop elsewhere if they're going to be a cunt, no need to be fake
>straight up didn't feel like going in to work one day
>call the shift manager
>"yeah i can't make it in today"
>"why?"
>"uh i feel sick"
>"cool whatever, when are you next in"
>"friday"
>"alright well let us know if you still feel nauseous, get well soon"

she clearly didn't believe me and didn't give a fuck because my role isn't that important. desu i'm just waiting for this to fuck up, it's almost too good to be true

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Because then you get cunts like me who go out of their way to break seals on food items just so they can take it and eat it.

Why are you not out having a smoke and socializing?

Guys, should i quit my shitty job, pay for a chef course and then fuck off to cook somewhere on holiday cruises?

Maybe the stuttering and awkwardness was more endearing and sincere to them
I mean, I know I sometimes instantly don’t like a worker or waiter because they seem so contrived worth their attitude

There's been several attempts throughout the day. 4AM threads usually devolve into that. Most of the time these types of threads get deleted though.

>wanting to have anything to do with a holiday cruise
You are a fucking madman.

What stopped you from opening the box before cashier and looking in? It's like you idiots want to be scammed.

I can imagine waitrose must be a pretty civilised place to work, yeah. I do most of my shopping at the waitrose down the road and it seems pretty comfy for the people working there, they all seem competent and happy enough.

>work night shift as a construction QA inspector
>this translates to sitting in a truck watching people work slowly for 12 hours a day
>hook up my phone to my truck and turn on the Hotspot
>plug in my laptop and connect to the Hotspot and play arena shooters all night

If i had supervision, I would have quit this job a while ago but getting paid to play video games is amazing. The actual work is super easy but having to stay awake to watch people tighten bolts is suffering.

Why do you hate us short people

Here is the story how my friends and I took over the local gamestop

>out of high school and looking for a job, I decide to work for fucking gamestop
>friend has been working there for a few months as a 3rd key and helps me get the job.
>fucking hate the job and the boss is a cuck. But get to fuck off constantly cuz friends come into the store to fuck off with is
>they're around so much that they get offered a job as seasonal and cock sneeze boss gets promotion to some other store
>we befriend the 25yo asm because we were cool asf and he was some anime loving weeb loser
>eventually our close knit group has taken over the store and we never push pre orders or gay spot magazine
>district manager doesn't show up anymore because we throw bants too him too hard because his name was literally spider man and he hates it.
>constantly have TV unplugged from speakers and play our music throughout the store like tenacious d and what ever nog rap we were into back then

We fucked off for 2 whole years and out store was still one of the best in the district. People genuinely liked coming to a bunch of close friends to buy games that didn't stuff corporate bullshit down your thoat

>Tfw worked in a convenience store in new jersey
>It was like irl clerks
Cool job desu but people here are weird as fuck

Where to then? Other country and try to impress somebody with "foreign" food from my home?
Do they at least give you your own cabin, no matter how small, or do you have to share?

Are you fucking insane or just suicidal?

Where is he now?

I dream of getting some do nothing job where I can spend most of the shift shitposting or playing video games

What are all you filthy filthy wagenorms doing on MY Yea Forums at 10 in the morning?
This is NEETime faggots, get your asses back to making my sausage mcgriddles

thanks for shopping with us senpai

yeah it's pretty great, even when i move on i wouldn't want to shop anywhere else just to support the culture. i've worked in other supermarkets while studying that were totally soul destroying. i was suspect of their positivity and hey-we're-all-in-this-together :3 attitude but it seems to be actually genuine, it's no wonder staff are always content

Unless you are looking to be chef right away, don't bother. Kitchens are the one place the good ol boomer "walk in, ask for a job, work hard" actually works. Holiday Cruises would be a bit different, but you can walk into any kitchen and get started on dish. Smash out dish and when you have free time offer to help on line, help with prep, help clean, anything you can. Take some initiative and they will eventually need your help, do well there and they will move you there.

And even just some cooking/prep experience will carry over to anywhere else.

WAGIE WAGIE IT'S TIME TO DO THE DANCING

youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

I'm never phone posting again.

Fuck off Pajeet and actually learn English.

>Walton family is worth 140bn
If I ain't getting none of it they ain't worth shit to me

>district manager doesn't show up anymore because we throw bants too him too hard because his name was literally spider man and he hates it.

Was his name Peter Parker or was he literally called Spiderman.

Who knows. That reads like a suicide note.

Employee already closed the boxes with a rope for carrying, if I wanted to check I would have to cut the rope and then ask them to tie another rope to it, and I guess its bad manners to doubt the word of the employee and open the box in front of him.
But lesson learned, it wont happen again.

>tfw working in retail made me a sexist

Every bad encounter I ever had, whether it was a shitty boss/colleague or a customer, every time they were always women. Every time.

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I don't really play anything on breaks, use them for smoking / I don't really have breaks and I just go for a smoke whenever when I'm free

work in 1st level support, the only times it's been awful is when most people were sick / vacation and I was pretty much the entire servicedesk solo.

I've been also onsite for some suit wearing sales firm and it was just exhausting, it was either having nothing to do or 10 people wanting help at the same time

Other than those it doesn't really feel like work and I just got a raise, usually when people call in angry about something you can just solve their problem / explain it and they calm down or start joking

Fuck working in a store though, I've done that for 1,5months of my life and it was complete shit

It's fun for a while but I want to do something more fulfilling. And its not fun when you get a crew that feels the need to fight you at every step.

The first one

>name was literally spider man
how does that work?

Shattered Pixel Dungeon and OSRS. Anything else just isn't fun.

Why? Tell me.

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This

they are now lol

Always check food orders. There are so many areas it can break down in communication. Also assume the servers/hosts/people at the registers know absolutely nothing about the menu, food, or basically anything.

Why can't more retailers be like this? How hard can it fucking be to inject some human decency into your corporate culture?

I've recently joined the neet master race, at least temporarily. I'll be homeless soon, so that'll be fun.

did it just took out its dick

It was a different time.

too tired to kill myself

Some retailers will employ someone with training where they can use force and do an arrest until cops arrive but they have to have a pretty concrete case

Oh whoops, my bad

Is there anything worse than working for Walmart? Like how low you can fall

>I think a store runs itself
Checkout is one small part of store ops, user

You can't know that. That's more meat than you can eat before it goes bad. I steal food all the time even though I have money for it just because I don't want to pay for it, and I'm white.

>coworkers try to make boring small talk
stop
please

I don't give a shit about what you did on the weekend
just let me do my job

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it's nice user but profits are infamously down at john lewis, and at waitrose we've been down for a few years, i hope it can last

I just try look like i am mad as fuck and most of time it works.

>1 months of Vacation a year
That's normal everywhere apart from the USA

Working at a local grocery store. In college I worked at a number of places and the second best place I worked was Walmart. If you apply yourself and chat with the managers every now and then, you can easily work your way up the chain.

>Who is going to want to buy meat that has been stuffed down someones pants.
people who buy meat at walmart

Is there anything more depressing than looking at someone with a badge that says "20+ years of service"

Like what fucking went wrong with your life? Where is the ambition?

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it's a co-operative, they don't have shareholder vermin trying to extract every penny from their employees.

Also it's an upmarket supermarket, they have more money to spend on making the place presentable and staffed by an appropriate number of staff who won't make their affluent customers feel uncomfortable.

It's that easy.

>Co-workers just jabber to themselves in their native language

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Those are the type of people with "proud parent of #" status. Dreams, ambition, all dead with kid.

I worked there for nearly a year, I knew a girl who had a 20+ year name badge but she always used her regular one because she was so ashamed. She said it was more insulting than anything.

Most of the time it is that getting built up back somewhere else will be lower pay, no benefits, and just not worth the time investment. I had a chef in this tiny seafood kitchen that had worked there 25 years, was a pretty solid chef overall, and just didn't want to bother starting over. The places menu was complete garbage, most of it was basically batter and drop in the fryer, and we only made money during our summer tourism holidays. But he had benefits, was already ontop of the ladder there, and made a bit over what starting at another nicer kitchen would be.

>bragging about being the best wal-shart slave.

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may as well read
>i have given up

>I'm working at Walmart
I'm sorry.

did you not notice when german let in 2 million browns with no german language ability, useful skills, or interest in the wellbeing of the nation? it's not like they apply a strict filter

To keep them in line silly. It's not meant to "boost morale"

Our cap 2 are notorious slackers. I'm on cap 1 and one guy got transferred to cap 2 because he wasn't fast enough, so they keep all the shitty people on 2. We got their only good worker in return.

>is that butchered meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Wow user taht sounds pretty shitty, I'm so sorry for you. I used to work in a big pharmacy and it was a terrible job. When I was trying to sleep at night I could hear the sound of the medicine drawers opening and closing, that shit was awful.

Who else /stock boi/ here?

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Overnight stocking is good and you'll usually get paid more. Cons of it are sometimes you might have to lift heavy shit you don't really want to be lifting, and weird people who only exist at night for some reason will start showing up and you'll feel uncomfortable around them.

>phone
heh, good one.

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I'd rather be homeless than work another big chain retail store again. At least I'd be treated nicer.

How do you know they're slackers? I feel like nobody really understands all the shit cap 2 has to do. Had one guy come in from 3rd shift and was surprised to find out that the freight wasn't already sorted onto pallets, and we had to do that ourselves.

>he unironically believes in the labor theory of value

>ASM at walmart

Where did it go so fucking wrong? This was supposed to be a part time job. Now I have no fucking soul and I wake up every day with crippling anxiety ready to end it.

I thought you have to be non-white though?

I did 10 years in one
Quitting was the best thing I ever did

Used to work for Meijer, we(us lowly employees) did this. Our store manager actually was pretty decent about getting us hyped for doing good work.

What's your age? College degree? There's always stuff out there, I feel like (though I live in a metropolitan area with a lot of businesses and WalMart isn't very popular here).

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen. Worse than gore and rape and bestiality and all the horrid shit i've seen on the internet. This is by far the worst.

/thread

I used to work on 2, they're still mostly the same people. Plus one of my friends works in the same store and sees their shit. Nothing is done when 1 walks in

what a fucking manchild

Well? Change it. Only you can do something about it.
Start applying to other jobs. I used to have a soul crushing job as a help desk tech in a call center. I started applying to jobs last year, and I got called by a company that I didn't apply to. They found my LinkedIn and saw I had graduated and had decent experience. Now I have a chill IT job. 40 hours a week making 20/hr. Sure it is not that much, but damn it's so much better than my old job, and I only do a fraction of the work I used to do.

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I wish I had Walmarts like you guys. All I get are the stinky fat people who smell like they haven't washed in days or the zoomie loiterers hanging around at nights.

Its a special visa for people under 35. Its only one year but allows you to work. And if you do find a job its easy to get residency because you already are a bene fit to the country. The amount of French people who immigrate to Quebec that way is out of this world. I know 6 personally.

32, I have an associate's degree so... no, lol. But there isn't a whole lot out here.

I know I can find something better, but the problem is that Walmart pays its salary managers pretty well considering what skills you need (none). I keep telling myself "fuck it, today's the day I put in my two weeks" and then the paycheck comes and I'm like "okay next time..."

who says our user is white?

this all reminds me how my friend worked at an arcade and when he quit he decided he’d go to his co-workers locker and steal the latest Pokémon game cartridge from him so he can play it at home
He forgot he sold his DS months ago and he didn’t want to return it and get caught so he sold it online for 10 bucks
All because his co-worker apparently had Mercy in a bikini from overwatch or something in his background

I want to use LinkedIn but I have no experience, and don't really have any contacts. So I feel it'd be useless for me to use.

I have an mechanical engineering degree though that's about it. also i've been neet for a year now graduated last may

You must be well-travelled

>calling somebody a manchild in Yea Forums of all places
lol ok

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You can start out working for the Canadian government security forces and make $14.5 USD = 19 Cad. You will work with boomers and retards though.

Amazon maybe?

t. brutalism connoisseur

>zoomie loiterers hanging around at nights
I have this. Apparently there's nothing else to do but go stand around and talk in the local walmart. Gets real annoying when I'm hauling a 1000 pound pallet of dog food and they just stand there in the way.

Also, people who browse through those bins of discount dvds. Who buys movies anymore?

mate a mechanical engineering degree is pretty fucking valuable you can get a proper job with that, what on earth are you doing wasting time at walmart?

What the fuck is a cap?

I usually just read erotic fanfiction on my breaks
Is this bad?

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Dude just make it. Start adding people from old jobs and school. I don't have that many contacts either. Less than 100 which is very little for LinkedIn. I don't know half of those people.

If you are in the packing center. The distribution centers are fine for part time work

oh, no I'm not that guy i just saw the linkedin mention and was thinking about it

>drop out of HS and NEET until 23
>quit walmart during training
>get a job cleaning pools making around 18/hr
>electrician who owns his own business hires me as an apprentice after cleaning his pool and getting to know him over a few months
>4 years later journeyman electrician

fuck school desu senpai

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are you fucking kidding me that you post mr. lose the shorts and dont mention pocket camp?

>this post
What? Dude. Let me fucking help you out man.

Fuck, I hope i can post this before the thread auto-sages and inevitably 404s. Create a LinkedIn bro. Look, I got my current job which I love via someone reaching out to me via LinkedIn. I didn't have to apply anywhere or do shit. Get a LinkedIn, take a good photo. No experience? Not even working retail or anything? Why are you a NEET even with that degree? It's a very good degree? The fuck? As for contacts/connections, who gives a shit. Find your old classmates/professors and add them. I cannot tell you how many messages I get saying "Hello user! I am a recruiter and I saw your profile and I was wondering if you'd be interested in this job..."

You got this dude. Come on man.

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Well, where do you think we are?

I am so glad I got out of retail.
Currently only make around 50k a year but it's the same shift Monday to Friday.
I am usually by myself and no one bothers me so I just listen to random podcasts while I work.
Lunch time is under payed time and I take two twenty minute breaks.

Going to keep the job until I get my degree.
It may be a low wage job but it's stress free which I can't say the same for any retail job.

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Don't let Kevin ruin your day user. Fuck Kevin.

Also dude, that degree is sweet. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your shit together.
I have a brainlet IT degree and got a decent job. You need to start applying right now. With a degree like that you should be making loads.
If you get it together I guarantee you will be making 25/hr or more before the end of the year.

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are retail workers scared of online shopping? I mean look at all the dying/dead retail stores

>Bending over backwards to be polite and be her personal shopper
Lost

50k and no degree yet? Sweet dude. I make 42k with my stackexchange degree. Hoping to bump up to 65-75 within the next 5 years.

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>50k
>low wage
>meanwhile in my country 30k is considered to be middle class

I'm not a retail worker, but I can only assume that once retail stores (and not all of them) close out, they can work at some shipping facility or distribution center or something.

And Brits like to say they're people.

>Work at subsidiary of Walmart
>Pretty comfy slavewage job
>About a year in the higher ups have been pressured into making us do the Walmart cheer every weekly Meetup
>Leave the room everytime there be a BOOM and a CLAP and a squiggly
>Get called out by manager and told that if I keep refusing to do the cheer I'll be punished
>Acquire higher paying job and peace out

Now that company keeps laying people off because Walmart is trying to compete with Amazon. Walmart needs to accept that Amazon will eventually own everything in about 5 years and all we can do is finalize our suicide letters.

Also to answer the OP: old school RuneScape on mobile

No you're a nigger

>Being a wagecuck at walmart
Just fucking quit faggot
Walmarts are fucking disgusting, the one I worked at had this retarded dude jack off inside the freezer/grocery walkin freezers and they suppressed the information
His semen on your groceries
rebbit .com/r/BurlingtonON/comments/8v5rkr/public_health_and_safety_warning/

yeah but amazon already has patents and shit for robots for those jobs. it's only a matter of time before those jobs get heavily automated

No, I just have nigger tendencies

I live in California where middle class income starts at 73K+.
Anything below that is not middle class.

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>>Only been stabbed once
I'm gonna make that twice tonight you faggot!

holy shit, this dude was planning a super bowl party.