SGDQ 2019

>what sort of horrible trick was played on you?

shit writes itself lmao

>You wouldnt reimplement an api

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damn

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What a unit

We're entering real comfy hours anons

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Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Based Papika poster

Any tranners in this thread post yourself right now so I know you don't look like them!

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I'm up next guys, wish me luck!

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Imagine the smell

i ate those food

>That furry exhibitionist thread that was up on the front page for like 45 minutes

P R I Z E G O B L I N

get me some coffee senpai

Reminder that this is a bully free zone, be nice and kind around here.

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whos ready for choke and boring 2d shitter game with shit commentary

Morning friends
Anything great happened in past 9 hours?

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"Dark man"
Isn't that racist? He's black.

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im gonna need some lube for dilation

Can you pick some of that up?

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Is Tina an actual female? The voice sounds kinda trans, but also sounds like a hefty woman.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Is this a guy?

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>those dirty jeans
Is this guy homeless?

why is she shoving a donut in her face?

We all got gfs while you were asleep. Sorry, there aren't any left.

>Scent

I'd post a smug reaction image if I weren't at my wageslave station

I was at GDQ the last couple years and I can confirm that Sent smells like fucking hot trash. Like he bathes in body spray and that's it. Those jeans are as filthy as they look.

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Wow, $20 for an old, repainted amiibo

>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
all of the other points are feasible and some proven. Where's the story on this?

a girlfriend :(

I'll wish you luck user!

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Is that a woman? Can’t really tell

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fuck niggers
fuck trannies

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>the entire tranny population are all solely from the speedrunning community

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based charlie poster

Light Suit painting is kidna nice actually.

more like sjw version of samus statue

Based Sent.

When are they going to ban DarthDorito? I feel like he voted for Hillary Clinton.

Its a woman.

A woman with a prostate.

this is your brain on GDQ same for me tho

yup

>That dumpy, midget looking Samus sculpt

That samus figure looks disgusting.

HOLY SHIT GET SOME NEW PANTS

i have work in 8 hours when should i sleep

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WHY would you give the dirtiest guy the job to touch all the stuff?

Trans women are already "actual female", so it doesn't matter.

this shit is maximum cringe

can this greasy neckbeard goblin PLEASE stop smacking his lips after every fucking thing he says jesus christ, I feel like I'm Hanzel and he's about to push me and Gretel into an oven.

is that a fucking rabite bean bag

here we fucking go fps game

timer????

you promise to come back?

How did the main hall smell where all the runs were done?

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Now this is a game

Metroid was even worse than last year
>reset reset reset reset

>Ukrainian 90s FPS

Oh shit, is it good run time?

>PC game
>FPS
That's a big YIKES for me

Reminder that he had such a bad feedback a few years ago that they made him wear gloves because he got nasty ass finger prints over everything

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he needs to change his name to Scent

After work

>runner is all alone

Sad

NOW

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seek help

sgdq? whatsit stand for, suck gay dick, queer?

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Does it really matter at that point?

So strong he doesn't need a couch.

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO UGLY

they can’t, because they do

NOW DO IT

Why would any cis woman wear a tech geek joke shirt?

is that so?

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Jannies don't give a shit

W H Y

You first, transphobe.

Can smell the autism off him

sounds good

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it’s a good thing you can’t reproduce

Dilate

i've never played a metroid game but what the fuck is that samus statue? is that her design in a game or what?
its not even poorly made, its just ugly who would pay for that.

The point is, I have not even a clue in this faggotry anymore, if someone is a guy or just an ugly bitch.
This GDQ brings confusion to another level.

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>Easy

well this is akward

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>"guys let's watch the intro wanna watch the intro GUYS THE INTRO"
>*just keeps giving shitty derogatory offhand commentary the entire time*
wow so glad you showed me that just so you could act like a cool fucking teenaged faggot about it, real epic

>easy modo

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Come back based Midna poster

Is this the mentally ill faggot gathering thread?

Was it your dad or your best friend who molested you?

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>modo

Yes please. Horizons drafts are lit.

this game makes total sense guys

I never left, I just switched to posting MM girls since I was like "hey MM runs will be good this year"

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>Looks like Quake
>Is not a Quake clone

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Comfy thread

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I'm not even trans. I'm just an average person who thinks people deserve respect.

because...
that....
makes...

yup you'll fit right in

holyshit he is awkward
actual autism

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based and sensible

>have not even a clue in this faggotry anymore, if someone is a guy or just an ugly bitch
I thought that is what this whole transgender thing is about. Blurring the line between ugly women and effeminate men.

faggots get the rope

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How was Claris' run? Was asleep

This run seems like some good weird autism.

i still want to fuck the new mascot

Midna has the sexiest design of any game character. You all can fight me.

I wish Rikku would molest me

unremarkable aside from shitty puns and some minor cringe moments

It was terrible, horrible couch. Went over time.

Why the fuck does he play this game if he hates it so much?

how come they never run CZ deleted scenes/?

Is that a guy or just an really unfortunate girl next to highspirits?

> it's a "pc game with lots of glitches" episode

>because the game was coded in pascal because that makes sense...
>the pathfinding is the game is really good...
>yeah you can just shoot through walls...
>even on easy the enemies can almost kill you because that makes sense...

Shut the fuck up you fat fuck, I hate when people run obscure games and just insult them non stop. If you hate the game why the fuck are you playing it thousands of time faggot

this autism makes me happy

It's that awkwardness with shitty humor I've grown to enjoy from this event.

Exactly what you'd expect.

>Slav ripoff game
These fags will speed run anything. I'm not staying awake for this shit.

I agree, its kinda wholesome. The runner is giving off some nice vibes.

Comfy thread for comfy anons. I'm just having the runs on as background noise at this point while playing games and checking the thread, its pretty nice.

Yea Forums will meme about trannies but this year has been off to a decent start.

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But I'm happy that I have a penis and don't pretend to be a cute girl, be it through crossdressing or using a cute anime girl reaction image with every post.

7 minutes over estimate. A little bit awkward, but it was a fine watch.

this guy is comfy

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You don’t even respect trans people enough to tell them they aren’t actually the opposite sex

WHY ARE ALL THESE RUNS SO FUCKING BORING LMAO

who has ever heard of this stupid ass game wtf is Chasm forget this garbage

otter watermelon

This guy is a straight up faggot. I've listened to him for 5 minutes and I can tell he's just a snivelly fucking loser with a shitty attitude. All he does is act like the game is total garbage but he fucking picked it? He has no personality beyond sarcasm, snark, and whining. The game looks cool, it looks like quake or something, but he just does nothing but go EENGH CUZ DAT MAEKS SENZ. UUH YEAH OK. SO YEAH UH DON'T DO THAT. OK NEVERMIND HAPPENED ANYWAY.

Fucking christ this guy is a total fag. Maybe if he had a bigger brother that just slugged him in the shoulder every time he opened his nasally mouth to say some gay faggot shit he wouldn't be such a little kid.

This is the first real speedrun we have gotten all night

that's pretty tasty right there

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user I'm back I got monster zero ultra and tampons

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?

The guy clearly loves the game. He's just making fun of it because he's autistic and doesn't know what else to say.

dilate

You should check e261, user.

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>underdune by toby fox
funny guy

Goddamn, I miss the edgy 90s. What the fuck even happened? What the fuck caused the current zoomie dilemma??

They literally yelled girl
GIRL?

a (You)

>that Toby Fox joke that he didn't even try to sell and immediately gave up on after he said it

Lmao I like this dude.

The guy's a faggot, probably never interacted with anyone regularly in the last 5 years beyond his own mom. He's so fucking annoying and just passive aggressive about everything for no reason.

We don't really talk about that one.

Who else is /comfy/ here?

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go back to discord

>not a dick
c'mon man

I just can't take a game with a quick save features serious in speed running.

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Dude how hard were you bullied in middle school? It clearly wasn't enough. This run is fine, good grief.

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Why did he write FAG on the wall

calm down he is just a boring autist
95% of this site population are like him

That's really cute.

It's the best run of the night.

Haha

...

So trans people aren't normal now?

youre not gonna soak those tampons in vodka and stick them up your bum to get drunk right?

You shouldn't be taking speed running seriously with any game.

(You)s were half off today!

fuck off you retards

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IT
JUST
MAKES
SENSE

yeah, cause that makes sense.

>mfw i turn on gdq and see a fat dude wearing his dead grandma's dress

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This isn't a heavily entertaining run but I'm enjoying it quite a bit regardless. It's a nice break from the previous runs tonight.

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Hello everyone, I am speedrunning Civilization 5!

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Underdoom*

I wish Midna would bully me

fuck off dumb anime slut

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you're projecting a little too hard there.

Yuuri is dumb

What a terrible, disingenuous way to defend your disgusting belief.

>30°C inside
Not comfy at all.

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Rest of this day looks pretty boring

anything to keep those donations rolling in

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I'm not even watching the stream, i just have it muted on the background while i try to teach myself how to play guitar.

Frustrating but it's a comfy frustration indeed.

foot god(dess) triggering boners the whole run.

this run is surprisingly good.

She is silly.

I got them for my roomie, I just use pads

He hasn't said a single thing good about the game. Everything he says about the game is either directly criticizing it or being sarcastic about it. He's never said one thing nice about it.

HYPERCLAP

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How could you possibly extrapolate that from what that user said?

can you get drunk off vodkasoaked pads?

Time for bed. Don't stay up too late anons.

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>city of dander, where shampoo and conditioner is nowhere to be found
heh, that was alright.

heh dander

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This is the timeslots where you usually get shitty or obscure games in graveyards hours that turn out surprisingly good a lot of the time.

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Respect is earned, not deserved innately

be my gdq gf

trans is a mental disorder, so no

You've never had anything nice said about you and you turned out okay.

Only an autist like this could have a good joke like that and then totally fuck it up with his shitty neckbeard deadpan delivery.

>that dander joke

Dear lord this dude

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>at work, have to watch the stream muted
>38°C later in the day
>feel a surge of diarreah building that has to come out before I'm home

not comfy in the slightest 2bh

I agree, changing the words definition is really disingenuous. You’re just placating them, not respecting someone by using a pronoun
dilate

>people deserve respect!
>fuck you incel

he's not wrong. the game looks like ass.

>now
They were never normal.

Wait a minute, I think the guy triggered by this run is the same retard who was triggered by the Rygar run

Hi! and that's pretty neat!

The way he adds these really dry jokes hits me with those dad vibes something fierce.
>Happy hour's over
like c'mon now

Fantastic
Let's try it again

why is he speedrunning the game if he doesnt like it

this dudes great

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Lmao this dude is so unexcited about completing tricks.

SOMEBODY

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Why do these pepe fill me with such joy?

this guy is so deadpan that its kinda chuckle worthy

game looks pretty solid to be honest
>ukraine made
what in the fuck, they made games back then?

Probably

This guy is gonna cum on stream.

>that user

he fucking PICKED IT and played it hundreds if not THOUSANDS of times. Fuck cunts that pick games no one plays, gets WR and then non stop insults the game

this guy is totally right. rest of you should stfu. it's like 1/3 of the runners has this same fucking shtick. i'd never watch their garbage streams and gdq should stop showcasing these potato brains

Through mental gymnastics of course

best run of the night. autists can't realize he's being ironic
also what the fuck is that weird whispering sound

My dad to come back

this guy is pretty annoying

Why is it that a single guy running a game is more entertaining than most full couches?

He's getting a few chuckles out of me, I like him.

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Is Chasm a Quake clone or is one of those hipster games that is made nowadays that is "inspired" by the classics?

based schizophrenic poster

some

BODY
eastern europe was fucking wild for crazy DOS games. DOS in general, there are thousands of games that had maybe 5-10 copies ever made and distributed, that you'll never be able to find again if you don't still have them.

>it's another "autist plays a game he hates but it's the only thing he can seem good at," episode

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When's Undertale?

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where does that meme come from i see it everywhere now

Soul, being yourself, on par commentary

good on this guy for explainin' stuff

trannies: LGBT REPRESENTATION, TRANSPHOBE, ACCOMMODATE TO ME
Yea Forums: dialate

it was made in 1997 dummy

rent free ya disgusting freak

only because faggots like you are posting here defending them

He said it was a Doom clone.

you'll never be a real woman

u can see the release year idiot

clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedRoundMarjoramArsonNoSexy

who cares? he accomplished something unremarkable and you're having a conniption about it.

pity clap

Seethe more, it fuels me.
Same here.

Give it a try
We go our separate ways once it's done though

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

this is such a dumb zoomer meme, god damn it triggers me so hard. FUCK ZOOMERS

I just got here so I did not know

Shows you how much I pay attention to the overlay I suppose

Based ixmike

>oh come on now you're just teasing

What's your IQ, bro? Must be astronomical. Groundbreaking to type out shit you don't believe just to watch people respond to how retarded your posts are. Truly 4D chess. Get the fuck out of here with your creatively bankrupt bullshit.

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oh you're just teasing

Now, you're just teasing, Yea Forums.

Nobody gives a fuck about trannies anymore, not even GDQ. Pick something new to make fun of

It's just a slav version of quake. It came out a year after quake and looks just as good.

>the most annoying noise that has ever graced the gdq
not even close

Isnt that literally copypasted Quake ending

>no 5th episode
ouch
it was like 100 dollars off. I feel kind of bad for him. I've never seen a donation incentive not get met before.

solid B+ run
pretty good

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(you)

me in the grey shirt

I like this guy and I liked this run. Tranny time next.

>Multiple donation incentives not being met
SGDQ is dying!

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Rate this run!

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niggers: twitter meme
mega based gigachads: gigachad meme

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i kinda feel bad for him. hopefully he has some friends. good run tho

This dude's a little awkward but it's a chill run. Solid B+

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YOU

DIDN'T

EARN

THE

SHOUTOUT

NONE

OF

YOU

FUCKERS

DID

TODAY

FUCK

teased/10

you will never be a real woman no matter how much you try

The dude seems like a nice guy. Good quick run.

good run with comfy autism/10

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But it's still really funny to make fun of them.

10/10 less than half of the estimate

>>the most annoying noise that has ever graced the gdq
I think we had that in the Metroid Prime 2 run

C

>incentive didn't get met
Wow, that almost never happens. Poor dude.

8/10, funny little run

No

Honestly wasn't terrible. 6/10

9/10, loved the humor and great execution

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happened already during this GDQ, something didn't get met, was yesterday I think?

He was a throw away streamer that wasn't worth a """Anonymous" 10k donation.

Why does it hurt you so much.

what was with the weird echo going on during the run/10

That's because they be getting greedy little kikes

Unironic S or SS rank, THIS is a speedrun.

10/10. Fun and to the point. Also no stupid fucking joke donations

That was a good run.

B+
solid, thick, tight

B+

>It's alright, it would have sucked anyway.
haha This guy grew on me.

This, I really don't remember last time this happened. In another GDQ at least.

Has there been any cringe kino yet?

Eh, it's the middle of the night.

8/10 guy was more entertaining than most people I've seen commentate during a run

So, what, you like watching some guy play a game where all he does is whine about it autismally with a stuffed up nose? At least retards on youtube make a shtick about bitching about games they hate. This guy chose to play a game so much he could speedrun it, and all he does is whine about it like a little kid getting dragged to the mall again by his mother. And you're defending it.

Honestly, next run is gonna be so bad I'm gonna miss this kinda lame one.

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nice autism 7/10

You

B at the lowest, it was quite comfy really.

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That was pretty much the first run I watched from start to finish and enjoyed even remotely since this event began, about time. Decent run.
But it's also time to get some sleep.

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B
quick run and although had it had oob tricks it wasn't over an hour long unlike some other run

2014/2019

He probably would've gotten it if he had finished the game closer to the estimate lol.

no it's a slavic doom clone that ripped off quake visuals. that's the only remarkable thing about it.

To all the fat people out there: never attempt to grow facial hair, it just makes you look even more unkept and disgusting, you can pull it off if you're charismatic enough but you probably aren't. This dude's pedo stache is physically hurting me.

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Ban DarthDorito

I liked it. Guy got half of his estimated time. Really knew the game and explained his tricks. At least an S.

The babies in these threads definitely qualify.

8/10

Best run so far in the event tbhfampai

summ3r worst time doing any charity

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No friends, no couch, no donations

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S, loved his dry humor.

perfect run:

short and to the point
dude wasn't a mute
actually explained stuff
very chill and comfy

9/10

TIME FOR SOME FAT TRANNY NAMED TINA LETS GOOOOOO

10/10 desu

>Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom
This better have some cute boys

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It was SS on speed
But only an C on fun.

The worst one in the event so far, unironically

why in the FUCK is there a 2 hour run in the awful block?

What humor? He made a single joke and it was in the same tone and pacing as his autismal whining.

B-

Just enough of that good autistic stale humor.

>footfag giving opinions
disregarded ya freak

8/10. Like a nice warm glass of milk before bedtime.

Wheres the incentive where he eats steak wearing gloves

Comfy! 9.5/10

thats what makes it awful

>2 hour run of a shit game next
>ran by a tranny
Oh no

it doesn't. It's wonder boy but DMCA safe.

S+ best so far

D at best. Maybe a C if you muted the run.

Guy was 15m underestimate and they didnt let him do the incentive even though he was entertaining and nice. Fuck sgdq sometimes.

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was over before i even payed attention

9/10 He went really fast and I liked the dry humor. He did the commentary well too for being all by himself, and no shitty pun donations. Solid comfy.

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>2 hour time expectation
kill me

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Welcome to your first GDQ event. Take your time to get used to your new surroundings. Dip shit. Not only is this really common, but what you just saw doesn't even make the top 50 worst offenses of what you're describing. If it turns out you don't like what you're seeing then take responsibility for yourself and watch something else. There's a simple solution for you. But if you elect to stick around you should know that complaining isn't going to change a fucking thing.

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I'M SO GLAD GDQ IS DYING

chasm is sick, the rest of this shit can get fucked

>tfw just teasing

10/10 he has the good kind of autism

Disliking a popular run doesn't make you cool, user

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Isn't awful block tomorrow night?

Actual speedrun/10

8/10
2019 GDQ isn't as autistic as it used to be, but this run sure was. A hearkening back to a simpler time.

tranny from the metroid run almost went 10 minutes over, so once again you know who to blame

Perfect timing, I'm going to bed.

>2.5M hype

hahaha good fucking luck at this point

donations are waaaaaay behind compared to last year

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>Tinahacksoffhisgenitals
Very on the nose

Never even heard of Monster Boy. Platformer made in 2018. 2 hours.. maybe it's ok, trailer didn't impress me on the game.

>It doesn't
Well looks like I'm not getting my cute boy fix until Deltarune then.

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somehow I wish I was attracted to feet. I could get aroused at the workplace and wouldn't have to fear any meltdown for looking at "porn"

By far best run so far. If he was running a game Yea Forums loved they would be all over him now.

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I want Link to gently hold my hand

He wasn't entertaining and he had the attitude of a bloody vag.

>implying
they've already had multiple anonymous $1000 donations. They'll be at 2m by thursday.

shit maybe it is, I thought it was right now

>implying we're not getting mysterious 10k donations round the clock last 3 days

They'll probably get a lot of sympathy donations to reach it at the end. We'll see.

Lmao that fedora gang that just walked by

>ran by a tranny
You're memeing.......right?

tinahacks of its genitals.
THESE CHRONO CROSS COVERS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

if the last guy laughed a couple times in the run it would have been a billion times better

just a bit too much sarcasm and dry humor he needed 10% laughter

You guys say this every year and then you tard rage when it breaks 2 million.

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9.9/10 I don't belive in giving perfect scores but that's probably as good as it'll get this marathon

No one is going to give you gold or upvotes for your epic newfag roast. Keep complaining, it won't change anything :^)

why didn't you have lunch with him Yea Forums?

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Find him, tell him he did a good job

Everyone always says that and then the Yeti donates a shit ton of money toward the end.
>moneylaunderingscheme.jpg

Its a dude, shut the fuck up already.

>|467913532
You're so upset at this guy. Give it a rest kid.

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imagine being as autistic as the runner you're criticizing

Then you'll be known as the foot fetish guy at work and you don't want to be known as that user

Fuck I feel bad for him. I'd chill with him.

>all these niggers saying this was a S+ run

what the fuck, did we watch the same thing? utterly boring run, no energy, no fun couch interaction, no donations being read. WTF, why are you meme'ing up this run to be so great? are you just bored? don't mess with the tier list you fucking autists

I didn't want to have lunch with him before. I want to have lunch with him now

Why did an ad appear on my mpv?

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It's always slow. Then bang boom 10k donations from "anonymous" people.

>money laundering
Yea Forums should really learn how charities work one of these days

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there was no couch you retard

Nope

>no donations being read
Is this suppose to be a bad thing?

TRANNY HYPE

>no fun couch interaction
thank god

They have direct ads that show up no matter what. The ads you're not getting are basic Twitch ads, iirc.

Damn that hurts. The guy actually seemed nice.

>Burnout Paradise was a S tier run because Yea Forums got the dial 8 joke in: the post

I didnt come here to feel

TRANNY TIME

>"""Tina"""

That's what I thought, faggot. Stop trying to pretend like you belong here when you're crying to high heaven about what happens here. You're a fucking imposter who just wants to shitpost and everybody knows it just by looking at how you're responding to the one person who decided to call you out. Keep on crying. Cry about everything. Count all the people who give a fuck.

Yup its the same autist who was mad about the Rygar run being popular. Get a fucking life dude.

>2 hour run up next
>Tina
Time for bed.

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That's a tranny, isn't it?

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With the green hair? You have to remember the VERY limited color pallets of the NES

I’m legitimately asking: IS THIS A COSTUME? Do people really dress like that? I don’t even know where I’d go to buy a shitty fedora like that, and at this point they have to know how stupid they look

fucking hell I take a nap and it's a tranny run

im making breakfast then.

Oh shit a tranny

yetee are the only legitimate donations, holy shit.
yetee splits a portion of the money they get from t-shirt sales based on GDQ games, and donates it through GDQ to the charity.

Chances of a tranny offing himself live on air?

these long runs are kinda boring unless they're dumb weebshit games

>Monster boy
>MC is a human

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I can only imagine everyone rapidly defending a guy who won't even see what was said here is just as autistic.

that aint no fucking dude

What the actual fuck is this game? What happened to gdq man.

>tranny gets 2 hour run in a sea of 15 minute runs

REALLY MAKES ME THINK
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO SAY THERE ISN'T SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE

Time to watch Yea Forums spaz out about a trans person again. Kill me now.

lol, that fuckin' voice.

WONDER BOY
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWAHAH

hmm...

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>no donations being read

When has an announcer reading a donation ever added anything to a run?

Why didn't anyone eat with ixmike

i think i saw porn of that game!

You have to be fucking kidding me. THIS is a 2 hour run?

DON'T THINK IT monkaOMEGA

It wasn't an s+ but it was a solid cozy run.

>the dragon's trap

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So is that a girl or "girl"?

>2 hours of this

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>trans person
Oxymoron

Yea Forums is going to be very fun to watch the next two hours.

>She

he transitions into a monster throughout the game

this game looks like shit

why do trannies only run easy baby games
this is boring

>nou
Wow what a fucking nigger

Game looks cute

How upset are you

Well, it does look like a girl but once he talks it's mad easy to tell.

i cant even muster the energy to sit through this event anymore. what happened?

me on the right

Everybody who loved it is the same person as the runner. Dumpy, out of shape, pasty, vaguely human shaped body. Nothing personality dark hair. Shitty facial hair. A personality like a wet sponge. That's why they're so angry when you criticize him. Because they're the same as him.

Trannies objectively do not deserve respect.

wait for it

Who the fuck accepted this shit.

Just like the runner in real life

This run could end up being fun but this game looks like irredeemable shit so it's not worth waiting to find out. Sleep is more valuable.

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nice casual run there

>1 like

>monsterboy
>played by a tranny

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its a nice metaphor if you think about it

Explain yourself

This game actually looks comfy as fuck. Too bad it's being ran by the monster.

>Two hours of this mobile game looking trash
Time to tune out.

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>Titanfall was a SSS+ run thought because I like the game xD

>$20 from Jeb Bush, "Please clap"
Also pretty much 90% of the donations from that one Link to the Past run with Andy the year after

MONSTER BOY USED TO BE CALLED WONDER BOY BUT IS NOT CALLED MONSTER WORLD BOY WHICH USED TO BE MONSTER WORLD AND WONDERBOY BUT NOW ITS MONSTER BOY

yes

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fuck this

bad reaction time from taking estrogens.
it's why cosmo had to quit everything, that and he fucked his wrists up

this aesthetic is awesome but it looks trivially easy and stupid and boring

>2 hour platformer "speed"run
how?

#1 out of 4. based ourgirl

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take matters into your own hands

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DONT YOU DISLIKE IT GUYS ITS NOT FAIR I DISLIKE IT SO YOU SHOULD TOO
Stay assblasted

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because he's being a faggot and I get to make fun of him for it

>2 hours
>TWO FUCKING HOURS

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Baby needs his binky. Abloo bloo bloo.

You, ask highspirits, he even deadnamed her after doing a "pay for my new apartment you fucking bigots" charity stream.

>All these zoomers complaining about Wonder boy

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It looks like the ads that pop up on fake anime facebook pages.

It distracts you from a shitty run, like this one. Oh boy the autist is deadpanning another smarmy teenager attitude comment! Don't wanna miss this!

Please save me from the monotony of the snarky sarcasm, donator man. Please let me here "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY," instead of the autistic 20-something male equivalent of a highschool girl rolling her eyes and saying "oh, this again"

The story is that your drunken uncle is a furry?

That I agree with. Even this squid fight they describe as "one of the most difficult fights", which is just insane.

You know the only reason ab ran it was to make them feel good.

Support the jannies run

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What a packed game to speedrun. Lots of competition there.

Yeah honestly I like it, and it tickles my TF fetish. Very similar to Shantae actually.

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Goddamn it Yea Forums why are all these speedrunners trans now.. what did you do?!

cute pig

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BALDURS GATE WHEN

it's a "girl".

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the amount of 1:30-2 hour+ runs this year is absurd. I don't mind like 2 or 3 long runs spread out through the event but there are like 15 2 hour + games, and very few runner/couch combos can carry it for that long and still be entertaining.

Also what the fuck is with all these shit categories like all quests or 100% majora, they are fucking not interesting to watch at all. Give me the glitchy fast insane stuff and give me more games. The schedulers and organizers are out of touch as fuck.

Link to stream?

JOHN

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Keep identifying with the vaguely overweight autist that everyone laughs at when he's out of earshot. It's the best way to prove me wrong.

#Transarentpeople

There used to be a time we would

100% Majora is great

This game looks like it comes as free downloadable content to a trojan virus.

FUCKING

we lost the war against the jannies

MOTHERFUCKING

#rightsfortrans

utube it faggot highspirits deadname

Speedgaming isn't entirely about competing with other players. It's more about self-improvement on your personal bests in a game you enjoy playing.

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yikes

Only 3 more days until Shadowbringers

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NUMBERS

IMAGINE THE SMELL

>sharting their pants because someone didn't like one of "them"
Stop identifying with him.

How many trannies do we have this year? I haven't been paying attention.

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Time for bed. Good night everybody!

dilate

this guy reminds me of Pamperchu, just gross to look at

yeah, there are a lot of runs that are basically just people wanting to do a Lets Play live and there is little to no speedrunning.

braaaap

if it was the only long run for the show run it would be tolerable at best, but it's not.

>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
[citation needed]

2

STANDING

it's just the prison gay. most of this will also happen to a large popularity of Yea Forums.

>slightly autistic
>zero friends
>plays computer games all day long
>don't care about their real life anymore
>generally "just tired"
>thinks they don't need companionship
>after years of living like this, realization comes that human companionship is natural and needed for body and soul well-being
>too shut in, too awkward, too fucked up to get to know girls
>becomes the girl instead
>40% 3 years down the line

and nothing of value was lost

How can we turn that 40% into 100%?

>"speedrunning" a baby's first platformer

for what purpose?

Dude that thing is so fucking ugly.

You can enjoy playing it, but some games just aren't entertaining to watch for 2+ hours. This game looks fine to play normally but holy fuck why is it even on here? There's nothing interesting about this speedrunning wise.

Difficulty wise this looks incredibly trivial.

pb faggots arent speedrunners, go play randomizer discord tranny

damn didn't know the pig's gender was female.

So what are you doing for the next two hours Yea Forums?

Can one of you fuckers that went go sit with the dude, shit's not right.

The virgin PBer
The chad WRer

well it still gets fucked what now

fucking ur mom heh

>quicksaves a billion times per second

Good night user. Thanks for joining us today.

Listen to the rain.

this game looks like maple story

You can just not watch long runs if you dislike them, user. FFVII is one of the best runs ever at a GDQ and it was almost 8 hours. FFX and FFIII were some of the best runs at ESA too. Sometimes long runs can be quite good.

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>The history of these two game series

What in the absolute FUCK

I legit got angry over the metroid prime guy turning into an incel women as opposed to his normal fat man body type. Just cause you wear a wig doesnt mean anyone is going to fuck you

hop on in boys

Because it's easy

>Haha look at this guy HE SUCKS LMAOOOOooo so do you you stinky loser i bet everyone laughs at you
You are a bully user.

Nice bro just let me have a turn first

Have a wank, do some laundry, maybe weed the garden a bit.

what to watch instead for the next 2 hours? I can'T sleep, I'm at work

Got 22 replies overall, all because I had the audacity to call the shitty sperg runner what he was. You're just another reply in that number. Imagine being the kind of person who wholeheartedly defense some nameless autistic retard playing a game you've never heard of on a stream. Like I said, you're not gonna get any gold or upvotes. The only replies you're going to get are me bothering to reply to you to tell you how fucking autistic and retarded you're being. This thread will die and no one will remember the two posts we sent to each other, except for you. You'll think about them while you lay in bed, and feel warm and fuzzy, about how you totally owned me. About how you told me no one gave a fuck even though you replied to me multiple times.

alright cowboy *slaps ass*

that would be very easy, since you can game everything and do perfect builds like a starcraft korean reading a book

>FFVII is one of the best runs ever at a GDQ and it was almost 8 hours. FFX and FFIII were some of the best runs at ESA too
I fucking haste this "hehe it's so comfy and it's good xD" meme. The runs are litearlly just a dude watching cutscenes for 6h, doing menuing for 1h and pressing X for the rest hour.

Those runs are in no way interesting or fun to watch and the threads always die during them.

not the user you responded to but spoonfeed please can't find it anywhere

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>FFIII
FFIII is a modern day epic about a frenchman fighting against the odds.
An absolute 10/10 run with an 11/10 ending.
Everyone needs to watch it

>go watch anime now that the tranny run's over
>miss a good run
>come back
>ftp mobile game
Yeah I guess I'll just keep watching Symphogear until this shit's over

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Is that blueglass????

2 fucking hours for this literally who game holy shit

>pulling weeds at 4 in the morning

I am playing the best mobile game 'Among Us' come play

Time zones nigga.

9:30am here in Bongland

1.0.0.1.0.2.5.0.01.1.1.
holy SHIT STOP SAYING NUMBERS.

Any good cringe, moments or runs yet?

Same. It can't be helped, and that's a much better call.

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

this is an american event

This really isn't good for a charity stream. 2 hours of low energy, low charisma dreck. Very bad!

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Tina LOL that dudes name ins like George

I don't have a problem with long runs, in fact I watch FF7 runs regularly on twitch because I enjoy them. What I don't like is when a huge amount of time in the event is dedicated to them. A handful of 2 hour runs, and a couple 3 or 4+ hour runs is cool, but I feel like the rest should be sub 1 hour. Which lots of games that are being run have categories for, they just aren't doing those categories and instead opting for weird shit instead to fill time.

Would explain the degeneracy and retardation.

>speedrun
>player dies and uses multiple continues
kek
they should end the run if you do that

have sex

Tina is a name for a short woman who is beyond tnunderdome this is a 300 pound man wearing a wig.

Dilate.

I work with a lady called Tina. She's got cross-eye.

does she have a penis? Cause she good otherwise.

Thanks... I hate it.

Do you think the trannies from GDQ are straight, gay or bi? Also how many guyrl have blown guys off stream?

they usually are """"""""""""""""""lesbians"""""""""""""""""""""