SGDQ 2019

Is the next run going to be any good?

ZZZZ: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

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-5/10 boooobs, the fucking loser even went way over estimate

RATE THIS RUN

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TRANNY DEFENDERS FUCK OFF

2/10 for being a game I like and not 20 minutes over.

kill me/10

dumpster fire

ZZZZ tier

Shit/10

Can you retards stop skipping the now: next: later: part?

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Painful to watch / 10

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>worst game in the trilogy
wrong

other m/10

drinking the bull's semen dripping out of his wife's pussy

0/10 I can't even give it a arbitrary 10/10 F---- worst than Borderlands 2

i feel sorry for the staff/announcer/audience that have to put up with this set of rude ass pricks

Honestly? I prefer Numel.

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Ω tier

2/10
Bad run and bad commentary, at least it wasn't longer.

D

When did overestimate happen?
I know the Prime 2 areas.

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are you getting edgy over twitch copypasta?
literally a thousand people repost this

Terrible run but transphobse still need to kill themselves

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Come home white-boy.

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so bad it should be de-listed

They didn’t read my troll dono.
How do I get my money back?

are you ready for fat drake?

trannies kill yourselves

ZZZZ tier terrible commentary, over estimate and its oob

lauren phillips is really fucking hot what the fuck bros

>>worst game in the trilogy
That is Corruption. Hands down it is Corruption.

2>1>3 or 1>2>3, that is it for Prime. Dont give me any other shit.

Claris forgot the missile between his legs.

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shit game, shit run, shit couch. F tier.

you can report him for spam. if he gets enough maybe he will get temporary ban / mute

BRING BACK THE TRANNIES I LOVE TRANNIES I LOVE SHITPOSTING ABOUT TRANNIES ON 4CHANNEL.ORG/V/

You more than likely will off yourself first

based. Which build? cyclone? currently playing as ED/Contagion and it's ez as fuck, maybe I'm gonna reroll just to have at least a little bit enemy interaction. right now everything dies before it reaches me

Sexy voice.

1/10, should I buy it? I like Quadraxis.

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god i wish that were me

>yesterday early afternoon
>230k
>early morning
>280k
yikes

this girl sounds cute

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The worst part is they will shower them in praise instead of scolding them like they should

>F

zzz

constant resetting

Dilate

as if
Can't have fat shaming on screen

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omg a legitimate girl donation reader that isn't stumbling all over the place speaking words??

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Why would you think they would read your "troll" donation? Idiot

if they both killed themselves in the end, statistically the trannies go first

pics of this new girl announcer

I've only watched two runs and they're both D tier, fuck.

Looks like you're the one who was trolled, dipshit

are the donations slow this year?

How will we ever recover?

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no one is scared of men in wigs
well, children maybe

That belongs in Ω

not him but cyclone is fun af
currently doing a lacerate block build for the fun of it

>phobse
>phobia
>Implying I am fucking scared of these freaks

the uncharted run is good

what the fuck bros

3 is the worst
no fucking question

Why do the trannies here put in NO effort?

If any of you are particularly adventurous trannies please post yourselves, I want to see what the average non slob tranny looks like. Thanks.

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Check out my speed tech for Uncharted

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I think what upset me most about this run is how everyone at GDQ, in the chat, and in the donations treated the runner. Everyone in the chat had to constantly spam pride emotes and congratulate them on every single trick. The donaters were people saying "OH MY GOD CLARIS YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD, GIRL POWER!" and the people on the couch constantly gave the runner so much credit for every trick, even when they continuously fucked them up. This sort of run, done by anyone else, would be met with a completely different reaction. I am not saying that they would be chasing them off of the couch, but even GDQ's heavily censored, sterilized chat is much more willing to poke fun at regular people.

This just makes the entire run feel like a facade. Like they just let them do it and compliment them like a child. It is like sitting there and telling your son or daughter "Good job, so good! It's beautiful!" after they draw some fucked up stick figure.

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Look at the size of that absolute unit in the crowd camera.

Predictions on Osskari's run?

I'm surprised it's even a option.

Transphobic assholes fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=TbIc1LZqIAw

No, just the donators.

its almost always 100-150k a day until the weekend

BANNED FOR LIFE

I mean to be fair she's a biological woman and you're an incel

What fucking rights? They already have rights. None of this makes sense.

I thought they had a no politics rule

le dab xd

Donations always pick up at the end.

They def upped the amount of female hosts, for obvious reasons. Lonely autists will donate if it means a female reads their name.

Nah, I'm pretty happy with my life and I want to keep on living. Can you say the same?

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archive.is/Hkpak

ohnonononono the absolute STATE

the consequences of two world wars

Why the fuck do all the female announcers sound the same?

When the fuck was this shit.
Ban her

based. fuck ps3shitters

Yea Forums has become nothing but a hugbox for those triggered by trans people.

do the world a favor and kill yourself

im scared of men in wigs trying to fuck my children

we are not afraid of them
we are disgusted

At the beginning of this intermission.

i'd rather be an incel than a foid

N/A doesnt deserve to be rated

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Why the fuck are people wanting Elena Fisher over Donut Drake? Fuck, even Sully would be better.

what rights don't trans people have?

morality isn't politics.

I can't find pictures of this Sooraya person online. She has a cute voice, got any pics?

They really, really want to be blasted with a hose while protesting to become a "martyr"

LGBT: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

This

not anti trans just genuinely curious what this person is trying to achieve. They look like they think they are being so sneaky and cool to be breaking the rules by putting that sign up on stream as if the majority of people who are there dont agree with the sentiment

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I think this is the first genuine game soundtrack I've heard the entire marathon and it's the fucking Indiana Jones theme.

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You're asking the wrong dude, dude.

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Because people like Miles aren't actually interested in being trans for identity issues. He's literally in it because he's tired of being made fun of and wants validation and attention.

That's basically his entire persona right now, and you can tell he's putting minimum effort into it. The boy can kill himself, but much like his speed runs, he'd probably fuck that up too.

Miles is a staple so they're probably afraid to turn him away because he isn't quite as far gone as cosmo is. Miles helped build GDQs and has been going since CGDQ so it's probably awkward to criticize. Look at the prime 1 run he did when he was still sorta sane, with the dev, he kept interrupting them, and fucking up oobs, and STILL no one bothered calling him out on it.

Those poor people can't throw themselves into landmines in Iraq because the military banned them.

>i'd rather be an incel
Well I have good news for you, user!

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>"Good job, so good! It's beautiful!" after they draw some fucked up stick figure.

So like literally what happened when GDQ revealed their new pro-trans mascot creature thing.

is his name twatman?

And today was a clear example why fucking a twink is less gay than fucking a tranny
A twink is actually cuter too

TRANNIES AREN'T PEOPLE

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This runner sounds dead inside.

Isn't the goal of trannies to fully transition and actually be a girl (or guy)? Why put in 10% effort (or no effort) to the transition and expect people to respect you as the opposite sex?

the right to dilate in public.

So did she get banned or not?

kys

Corruption slapped you so hard with the "Hey go backtrack and pick up batteries" shit so hard compared to 1&2 it killed my desire to beat it.

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>chooses easiest mode in a movie
Huh?

tell em

Was the last run mercy killed? Was busy playing vidya. QRD?

>This sort of run, done by anyone else, would be met with a completely different reaction.
How so? When was the last time someone wasn't treated nicely by the donations and Twitch chat (since it's sub only).

Even the dude that crashed and burned with the Divinity Original Sin run last GDQ and straight up quit was treated nicely.

40% yourself you dumb tranny

What the fuck the setup time for this game was like a couple minutes. How did it actually take them half an hour to set up for the 4 minute marble run yesterday

You've a very mean person. I hope you can work through through whatever negative emotions you're having and learn to respect others, user.

>BubblesDelFuego’s friend experienced a panic attack and was taken to a local hospital by paramedics.
lol what a little bitch. This is why you don't hand out that stuff to people you don't trust to not freak out like retards.

this guy sounds like old crit1kal

>genuinely curious what this person is trying to achieve
Incel rage, as evidenced by the replies to that post..

Trannies already have their rights. This is 100% politics.

>not anti trans just genuinely curious what this person is trying to achieve.
Triggering Yea Forums and transphobes in general and it seems to have worked

SJWs get triggered.
We just enjoy watching trainwrecks, in human form or otherwise.

I would take that sacrifice in a heartbeat

This is your announcer for the night.

Any questions?

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>not fat drake

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>40%

That was a smooth transition

GIRL POWER

no, the goal is to avoid criticism for being a fat stinky nerd

0% chance of that happening. Politics are fine when the organizers agree with it. Obviously. If you need proof look at twitch chat littered with degenerate trans shit and nothing is being done about it. It's encouraged by the moderators. Dissenters are banned forever immediately.

You dont understand the point of most trannies. Clearly the reason that they are lonely and unhappy is because they're not a female like they SHOULD BE and by no fault of their own. Definitely not relatively easy to fix reasons such as a boring personality, lack of social skills and unattractive body. It's clearly because they need to chop their dick off and have everyone call them a female name.

They were probably setting it up by the time Prime 2 went over estimate. The marble run set up was likely a break time by comparison.

>best shooter of the decade
>best run at GDQ

titanchads where we at

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trans rights

Does the smell match the drapes?

be my gf???

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>more furries than trannies at sgdq this year
Not sure which is worse.

snoyim mad

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oh god, see you guys in 45 minutes.

I know a perfect site for you then, it's called resetera.

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The right to remain silent, apparently.

What happened on the BL2 run?

>old crit1kal
I fucking miss old crit1kal and holy shit does he ever.

cute

cute

OP here, next bread will be baked with more love now that the metroid run has concluded

>Seething Xtranny

>uncharted
Has there ever been a video game series that has made such a negative impact of vidya than this?

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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amid evil just came out bro...

what the fuck is this shit

can you blame him

what is your boon size?

honestly, if you could have taken the HRT pill at age 9 before puberty hit, you could be a slender, big breasted, long haired natural beauty by now with a super cute hairless dicklet. You would take that pill and like it, don't lie to yourself

This, I wanna watch.

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CoD

what does that mean

based

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>not enjoying the circus
you sound triggered

Me too user.
Me too.

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They have to put what sex they were at birth HOW DARE TRUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not afraid of trans , i just find them repulsive and wished the 40% would become 100%

No thank you
being a woman sounds like the most miserable thing ever
I think you are just a little faggot

Final Fantasy VII

>ban an exploit
>it's full of exploits
>game is boring as sin anyway
And people ask why speedrunners are mentally ill.

Remember when a guy got banned for a MAGA hat? Gonna bet nothing happens to this person

Furries have ALWAYS been at gdq

Whatever you have to say to help you cope, 40%er.

I hate the beta males that donated for this shit.

>tries to kill himself
>goes over time

What is happening here is that people leave Africa on packed ships that would not in any way to make it to Italy. But they know that there's coast guard ships roaming the area who are under obligation to rescue people who are under risk of drowning, so the moment they see a ship approaching they flip their dingy boat and act like they are in danger of drowning... which many of them are, since they can't swim.
The coast guard has to patrol the area, and they absolutely know about this scam going on, but what the fuck should they do when they see people who are about to drown?

Night fellas. Gonna watch the Crystal run tomorrow.

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It wasn't a 4p bro-op splitscreen run on PS4.

>Ω
Heh.

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>no fat drake
>instead have manly voiced ""woman"""

it just werks

can i get a redbull?

FUCKING BASED

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>They even made drake a transsexual in this gdq
At least they had the good humour to keep his manly voice like most other pre-ops

no its for show only

Completely untrue. I've actually been paying attention to the chat and during a lot of the shittier runs the chat has actually been calling out the run for being bad or the couch for being "cringe" (everyone's favorite word), or simply boring. They don't spam pride emotes and specifically talk about how beautiful and cute the runner is. They didn't have people donating them to reassure the runner in their femininity, value, and skill. Obviously fans will donate and say "I can't wait to see this runny, HOYPE!" but that is different from the donations read out during the MP2 run. They're a totally different context. Couches, on the other hand, often get silent when the run is going poorly but its like this runner had their own team of cheerleaders there to constantly reassure them in their skill.

I genuinely don't care about people being transgendered. It doesn't bother me. What does bother me is the kid gloves in which they're being handled. The run was incredibly awkward for a reason.

This has 0% to do with morals and 100% to do with cultist brainwashing vote for communism goy shit

No fat drake? see you guys tomorrow

>one hour estimate for this low energy Zzz run

welp, time to get some actual work done during my wageslave shift

Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Ampharos

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i'm at the event, should i ask her out? i'm fit and smell good but have autism, do i have a chance?

I hate that you are right but I will channel my hatred into the lucky who did and those with the balls to try as I sit here with my ugly bald head.

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Dropping them off in the country they came from would make the most sense, but apparently it's decided to go 500 miles in another direction and drop them off in a country where they don't even speak the native language as if that's where they came from.

Are they going to run Undertail this event?

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where it belongs

why is that girl named charlie thats a boys name

Well yeah, clue is in the name you dumbfuck

who is this qt?

is there redbull girls walking around giving free sips?

I wanna fuck midna

This voice isn't very sexy but at least it's a woman (female)

God I hope not

UHHHMMM SJWS ARE BAD BUT UM LIKE YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU LAUGH AT THEM

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Nah, they have black bulls instead

>jealous of trannies
you need more help than them

You never posted a source

There's probably laws forbidding them from stopping at shore of country that they're not working for.

Agreed, based

someone post the webm, you know the one

no
they dont even sell it there they just got sponsored by them so their has be a redbull fridge

That sounds like an absolute nightmare, what is wrong with you people?

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Ha, I hope so. The idea of Redbull girls being stuck around a bunch of smelly autists is funny to me

google

Nah, I'd rather have the advantage of being in life's easy mode.

what a neat sheep

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>she

Don't entertain the mentally ill tranny. It's Miles. He's a male with a crippling mental illness

>torpedo about to blow you the fuck up
>quirky quip
Nice Hollywood movie

Oh yeah, I got u senpai.

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No, thank god. No Deltarune either.

based as always

Cute.

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What is the point of doing a speedrun on a difficulty setting that makes the enemies completely useless? Especially when enemies and shooting make up such a big chunk of the game.

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YOU FUCK

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personally I feel like I'm born at the wrong time. I'm a 30+yo boomer and I've seen documentaries in TV about transsexual kids and there are these 14yo who take HRT from a very young age and look absolutely gorgeous already. Naturally I'm too old for them, but there's a whole new huge generation that will enjoy perfect futa girls in real life. I'm jelous of the lad that will snatch a gem like that one up one day

I wish I had done it when I was a kid and wanted to.

But since I don't want to end up like them on the stream I'm going to ride this shit out as a man until bodyswaps get invented.

Least I'm not suicidal though lol

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so you're a cis woman?

>Imagine wanting to be an incompetent sterile fuckup.

No sanks I like having a 8 and a half inch trap cock I use to fuck both chicks and the dudes you'll never get, tronny.

That snake has some big tits

I thought so but apparently they have an incentive for Deltarune

There's also laws against illegal immigration but apparently it's decided that it's perfectly fine to break the laws of civilized countries. I'm tired of instances of countries being taken advantage of in this way because the native population of those countries believe that this sort of behavior has no negative impact on their own country. It's so foolishly short sighted and the ones who will suffer for it are their children and grandchildren.

post the fix'd image of the girl

>wait a week for the TGM run
>7 year set up time
>ruined by weak gameplay

They'll absolutely hit that incentive, don't worry

>Run to cinematic setpiece
>Clip through wall
>Run to cinematic setpiece
>Clip through wall
>Run to cinematic setpiece
>Clip through wall
Wow this sure is a good run

Yeah I know. Also I worry

The MAGA hat retard was a dude on stream, this is just some dipshit in the audience. Also trans rights aren't political while MAGA very clearly is.

Damn nigger you're dumb as fuck, we've had people already wearing pride pins and they have trans rights shit in the chat. How could you get so triggered at this?

>they will come down eventually
>then another tranny will be on stream
le sigh

I said easy mode, not baby's first life mode.

How about an incentive not to play it?

i'm enjoying it. game looks janky as fuck.

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Why are the girl's animations so janky?

>14yo who take HRT from a very young age
That is child abuse and the parents need to be in jail

Let them drown. I say that unironically and without a hint of malice. If someone tries to illegally migrate to another country and dies to their own stupidity there is nothing that you should do about it.

strong correlation between how boring the run is and how many times "trannies" is posted ITT

no wonder this gdq has been low energy.

>Trans rights aren't political
Do you hear yourself talk

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>No Deltarune
lmao you're going to be very upset

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>Game has an explore difficulty that is easier than easy
>""""""""""speedrunning""""""""""

It's not even a fucking game at this point.

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>Yea Forums likes a game
>rate any good they like really high even if the run itself was mediocre
this is just getting silly at this point

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Yeah, that totally recaps my point accurately, thanks user.

You're not doing it either. You're just bitching. Stop being a fucking hypocrite trying to control the behavior of other people when you don't even live up to the fucking standards you judge them on.

I hope I get to fuck at least one once.

I'm 26 now so still too old, but damn

more like how many times trannies are defended

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This is still a really good looking game.

You must be a mod if you know every one of the posts I'm making

They really aren't, you're just offended by it because you're politically biased. Sorry dude and you're not going to win this argument.

...

Cao Cao would have murdered those trannies with 70000 elite cavalry.

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You're welcome

When did this happen?

>trans rights aren’t political
Yikes wowie zowie yowza do you kiss yer’ mudder wit’ that tard cum filled mouth?

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lol

WHY NOT JUST POINT THE FUCKING LASER AT THE FUCKING DOOR

I wonder what went through his head when he saw it

and there goes her friend's foot

Cao Cao would have convinced Liu Bei to do it and then later betray him and ally with the trannies only to betray them when it is most convenient.

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You must be a retard if you think I'm judging you on any other posts than the one I specifically replied to. Quit your fucking crying about people posting off-topic shit when your crying is also off-topic shit.

I only see people bitching about people bitching about trannies 90% of the time

fuck off back to 9gag you nazi frogposting piece of shit

Can't have too much gameplay in a Sony flagship, would cause whiplash

because two is better than one, silly

is she fucking nopan???

Titanfall

>It's the thread policer from the previous threads
Coward

But that would imply that there is a Sima Yi tranny somewhere and i really don't wanna entertain that thought.

>trans people

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>the only person that needs to cross their legs than doing it because its girly dont

Nope I'm the user who was posting Midna, you're just a paranoid faggot.

Does anyone know if the pat dude from the bonesaw jak run in sgdq 2016 is doing anything this event

Oh please, you know that's totally disingenuous.

based but also fake and gay

When was the last time SpikeVegeta even had a run?

>Cao Cao at GDQ

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100% certain she's got a boyfriend already

Humanitarian aid, by definition, does not turn people away for possible connections to terrorism. MSF's job isn't to find terrorists to treat, or to work with terrorists. MSF's job is also not to try to screen out terrorists or anybody adjacent to terrorists, as this would make MSF a military group, as opposed to a humanitarian group. MSF's job is to go to where people are suffering and treat them. You're clearly a fucking idiot and your entire understanding of NGOs and humanitarianism is just what you've seen on Yea Forums and then copy/pasted.

>meanwhile, the morally right peace lovers at NATO:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunduz_hospital_airstrike

God damn Uncharted is fucking boring.

That's just an Armenian

Why do all these speedrun autists play games at the lowest difficulty?
It takes away the majority of the challenge, and is really not that much of an achievement.

So you are basicly David Bowie without a working cock? Sounds pretty bad.

this is a good movie

I got you user

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My apologies user

because it's easier and they don't want to be bothered putting in the effort

FUCKING DO ITTTTT! I BELIEVE IN YOU user!!!!

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Her underwear are either cream colored or white but they're definitely several shades lighter than her skin.

Ignore the transphobes and post more Midna, user

Why would you run this over max payne?

For the sake of speed. It's why speedruns ultimately turn into glitch exploit showcases more than runs. You don't really see too many games get properly ran because people hate "glitchless%" runs.

BASED

I hate trannies so goddamn much.

OH FUCK

>Any% PS4 no airwalk
Oh cool is this gonna be an interesting run with a lot of neat execution and high skill?
>phases through walls 20 times in a row by mashing a button
Nope, of course not, it's a modern FPS. It's not gonna be interesting for the runner or the audience. Good pick, GDQ.

Some speedruns are faster on the harder difficulties, and if not they're usually separated into different categories.

Maybe next thread, I'd rather play Bloodborne atm.

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Daily reminder Doctors without Borders left someone to die.
americangrit.com/2016/08/26/doctors-borders-mueller-information/

his name is pcull44444444444444 or some shit like that, too many 4s.

He's hosting a few runs, and I think couching a couple but not running, he's not really a speedrunner anymore, he's too old.

>wearing a short skirt to a majority male event
distasteful

Dilate

I hope she has NTR’d him for even bigger dirty old bastard.

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It's very easy to say that, but when you see people who are about to die while knowing that it's fully possible for you to save them, it would take very cold-blooded person to just let those illegal immigrants drown.
I do agree that what they are doing is wrong, but just going "let them die lol" isn't a proper answer, since it would never work out. Even if people operating those boats were given orders to not help immigrants near African coast you can bet your ass that most people on boat would actually go against those orders. Not wanting to be responsible for deaths of others is basic human nature.

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There is nothing humanitarian about treating an ISIS member who then goes on to murder some poor farmer, his family, and then goes and blows up a Buddhist temple.

>FPS
Spotted the retard

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ugly midna post a better one

i remember this

i also remember a percentage of chat across the world committed suicide shortly after that moment

Nobody wants to watch someone play through a jrpg for 8 hours with perfectly optimized menu navigation.

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You're forgetting the average AGDQ attendee is borderline insane, tranny or not. To bar the mentally ill would be to shut down the whole event.

Juji is a treasure

Okay user, good luck on Ludwig.

Which is why I mentioned the simplest solution would be to drop them off in the country they originated from because not only would this result in these people surviving the ordeal but it would discourage more instances of this happening in the future since it will be proven ineffective. Succumbing to this suicidal coercion just encourages more people to do it and that's not solving the problem.

She's not ugly

Actually my hosts keep dying to fucking Ludwig like a scrub so sure

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Uncharted: Drake’s Transition

G I R L

40%

Oh you were actually fighting Ludwig? Haha

>push through walls through an easy to execute exploit
>run forward
>fire at a random guy in your way
>hold up on the analog stick to climb
>repeat
>"WHAT ARE WALLS?" donations

Wild run. So complex. I can't imagine anyone picking this up and doing just as well in 20 minutes of practice. It's so much more interesting and amazing than your average LP.

I'd welcome Dhong Zhuo boilling a few trannies alive and making a giant meatball with the remains.

What an exciting run

Yeah, that's fine, no one should have to watch RPG speedruns.

another boring run

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>Bigger
>Dirtier
>Older

What anime?

holy fuck this run is boring

Except the FF7 run was amazing you fucking scrub, as was FFIII and X and ESA

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thanks, forgot what his twitter shit was

You have 5 seconds to post the most entertaining GDQ run of all time

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>neat execution and high skill in a generic movie shooter

Glitching is literally the only way to make these games interesting.

>trihex starts talking about gay normie shit for 20 minutes

fuck off i want to shitpost

>glitch to play as a woman
>woman has the same voice as a man
Is this some kind of meta commentary?

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>Seething Xtranny

bonesaws last jak and daxter run

Name me captain and i can assur eyou to not a single fucking refugee will reach Europe's shore on ym boat, you can be fuckign certain of it.

Bonesaw's assassination of Air Canada.

Shooter and PC games should not be allowed at speedrun events.

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>donators voted for it

Impossible. In a vacuum, none of these are entertaining.

"Fucking niggers" on stream for a donation.

Serious

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>Those insincere laughs and lame ass games and lame ass people

I wish I would have discovered GDQ back in the early 2010s when people true to the hobby were took center

Bonesaw

Which one of these are worth watching?

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it's not a glitch it's a costume. They picked that instead of fat drake.

It's not the most thrilling, the runner sounds pretty dead too.

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Enough about what you faggots hate. Tell me what runs you're looking forward to right now.
>Punchout
>Ape Escape
>Furi run tomorrow

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Who would have thought "games" that focus on being cinematic instead of gameplay make boring speedruns.

>trading one politically correct circlejerk for another
>acting like they're somehow different
If you're talking anywhere that's being actively moderated by people with a monetary incentive to silence you, you should bet your bottom dollar you're going to be silenced. Don't tolerate it if you value your freedom of expression.

Dreads look so cool when people jump or run.

I know what isn't boring

this run is a snoozefest

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None of those were glitchless

Jac and Daxter ran by bonesaw a couple years ago.

I love Rena

youtu.be/2_WqMMBBUMY

The stream is lagging and skipping like shit and I don't even notice unless the commentators were cut off mid sentence. That's how shit this run in. You miss minutes at a time and it's still the same shit.

>t. Nigger

enlighten me

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Don't forget easier than easy difficulty mode that makes it so you can't die to enemies!

>There isn't an agenda

damn dude. that doesn't sound like any organization i would ever donate to or encourage anyone to ever donate to.

Pretty good guess user. Keyword being I - my host was dicking around and kept summoning me only to die every fight.

Note to BB newbies - when Ludwig does his ceiling drop you can avoid it by running straight. Dont rollspam.

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Welcome to the influence of money. Why do you think games have gone down hill in the same way?

Hobbit, if I had to

THe worst part is that GDQ actually thought that Air Canada would care. Air Canada is dealing with mountains of complaints and bullshit ( most of it earned) they don't give a shit about a speedrunning autism marathon making jokes.

>provide humanitarian aid
>person you helped live goes on to kill multiple innocent people
>you did good
>Hippocratic oath
>give us more money please we're saving lives

why is this such a perfect picture

>Its been 4 years

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youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA

The only retards are the ones still watching this garbage.

why is flossing so cute bros?

This is a pretty good run but holy shit what a horribly coded game.

How did they release this piece of shit without testing it at all?

What the fuck

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Ah, here it is.

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Run is boring as shit but its also 2:30 am CST on a tuesday morning.

Wish I could knot my tax dollars specifically funded missiles to blow up DwB and they terrorists they harbor.

Do you really think that ISIS members stumble into MSF hospitals, gun in hand, and demand to be treated so that they can kill some more?
Do you have any idea what the proportion of civilian to combatant deaths has been in Iraq since 2003? Do you think everybody who gets shot deserved it? If all aid to the region were cut off on the pretense of HURR DURR WE COULD ACCIDENTALLY HELP SOMEBODY BAD then things would be an order of magnitude worse for everybody.

MSF is helping more than NATO shits are, the USA didn't give a flying fuck about leaving a functioning country behind, hence why MSF has to go there in the firs tplace.

>written by the same hack that wrote Last of Us
This dude needs to go write shitty Hollywood blockbusters and stop shitting up video games

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Would I be allowed to run conkers bad fur day or would these faggots not allow it at their christian event?

Thanks user, I suck at that boss. I suck at all the dlc bosses except for Maria.

I don't know, it's hard being subtle when I'm this excited honestly

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TANAKA...

THAI-KICKU

What a dork

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>This is a pretty good run
>pretty good run
>pretty good

clips.twitch.tv/TubularUnusualFennelOhMyDog

these are her mods

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>MSF actually intensifies violence in the region :)
Do you have a source?

I hate being part of a crowd, but it really was bonesaw's jak run. I'm privileged to have watched it live in the threads

post fat cows

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Oh its chris?

i love aqua

Something like, a fan managed to track down her stream? I forgot

unironically based

y-yeah haha those retards

its one of her mods

0/10 no pits

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No problem user. Here's another heads up - you can i-frame dash through second stage's big AEO where he lifts the sword in the air (not when he swings it down, but the round ball burst).

Ludwig is probably my favorite fight in the game, the hitboxes are so fucking good you can just dash under all his shit and get in for nice safe attacks once you understand him.

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This dude fucks.

>Do you really think that ISIS members stumble into MSF hospitals, gun in hand, and demand to be treated so that they can kill some more?
The notion that you think this doesn't happen is mind boggling. You are running away from the issue by pretending it doesn't exist. Brainless help helps people in a position to be helped, which are the people with the resources to know where help is and have the ability to get there. MSF doctors are robbed and captured constantly specifically because it's known they will help. Dying farmers 200 km away aren't getting shit. Organizations with trucks and guns get whatever they want.

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Eris-sama

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The USA shouldn't be there, and MSF sure as fuck shouldn't be there either. Two wrongs don't make a right. The USA fucked up the middle east by going over there and fucking around for nearly two decades. MSF are making it worse by providing free health care and medical supplies to ISIS fighters and not bothering to ask questions.

That isn't even counting all of the refugees they ferry to Europe without bothering to check if they're terrorists either.

>but when you see people who are about to die
Niggers. Are. Not. People.
when will you stupid faggots learn this simple truth, jfc.
you dont go out of your way to free a stuck hyena only to then get surprised when it bites you.
nor are you responsible when you see an animal die of starvation. let nature run its course und stick your retarded bleeding heart up your arse.

>"okay now we're getting to the real part of the run"
>slowly clips through a wall for the 40th time
>jogs forward
>fires at the ground repeatedly
>noclips through a wall
>jitters through a wall again
>jogs around OOB
>jitters through another wall
>spams left/right while hugging a shoulder high wall
>jumps through OOB

Definitely worth watching the same exact shit happen for 30 minutes just for this part. It's getting really intense.

PADS

for me, common sense

this is boring

>und
Enjoy your reeducation camp sponsored by hehr merkel

im on the edge of my fucking seat

>Select "skip movie"
>Game doesn't end

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Find your local terrorist cell and give them money and supplies.

>walk into the wall
>mash one button
amazing run

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO DAMN UGLY

NOW I FEEL AWESOME THAT NORMAL HOT GIRLS CALL ME CUTE I MEAN GOD DAMN MAN

WHAT IS GOING ON AM I A 10/10

why the fuck is my streamlink getting prime ads

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>MSF sets up treatment center
>Terrorist fighters learn of this and go there to get treated specifically because they know they can
>They also kidnap and kill doctors, and have their supplies stolen so that terrorists can treat their terrorist friends

moo

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to the surprise of literally nobody

That's what I thought

At least now they're killing Nazis

>open it
>immediately start to cringe
I can't watch this.

>THIS HAS WENT FROM 0 TO 100 ALL OF A SUDDEN
>*same exact boring noskill low effort garbage that's been going on for the last hour*

>USA didn't give a flying fuck about leaving a functioning country behind
>spends twenty years trying to nation build

youtube.com/watch?v=Mzalf56wbYA
Here's a good speedrun of a ND game. Highest difficulty, no glitches, and actual skill. This guy submits to every GDQ, but keeps getting turned down. Although ESA accepted him for the upcoming event.

Fuck the zombies, hated them back when I played this shit on ps3

Does saving farmers reduce violence? No.
Does saving terrorists die reduce violence? No.
Does ignoring dying farmers reduce violence? No.
Does ignoring dying terrorists reduce violence? Yes.

This isn't advanced mathematics.

They're the same person, so yeah

>Do you really think that ISIS members stumble into MSF hospitals, gun in hand, and demand to be treated so that they can kill some more?

MSF's very definition and mission statement is that they will help anyone. You are so fucking naive.

Remember when speedrunning used to be about playing games that required lots of technical input and was entertaining for the viewers to watch? Games like Mario64 that blew the minds of the people watching.
Now it's just about picking a game that has little competition and speedrunning it, no matter how boring and dull it is.

>no airwalk
>clip through walls and walk through the air for the entire level

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>not just using adblock
lmao. 15 extra steps to watch the stream and you STILL get ads.

nigga you expect me to watch 3 hours of this shit

yes

these are barely speedruns anymore its just playing a game fast lmao

modern 3d games are trash for speedrunning

shut up cowcat

>trihex chat has just been discussing porn for the past half hour

airwalk is a significantly better category for entertainment value, i'm really disappointed they did no airwalk.
IT basically cuts the game down to like 10 minutes and you just fucking break the game into itty bitty pieces, it's like megaman with zips.

megaman runs are the best

no I expect you to dielate

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This is worse than the shitty FEAR runs we get every event.

literally "help and strengthen terrorist cells or else innocent shitty 3rd worlders might die :("

being you must suck lmao

>dude porn lmao xD
I hate normalfags.

You need to update streamlink and activate check out the settings. This is what it looks like in the twitch ui program.

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help Yea Forums i'm falling asleep

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TriHard 7

Finally it's fucking over

Rate this run!

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its finally over

9r77tfhi

kek

no you mean

>trihex and his mods discuss how they totally have sex with girls for a half hour

fucking christ

>under estimate
thank god

0/10

boring out of 10

Boring

boring
5/10

>picks the gun up
>turns around and just runs into hits

really good

WAKE UP DAMMIT

these are the white knights in all titty streamers streams that ban people as soon as they say something bad about their titty streamer. its actually hilarious when you think who is behind the screen.

nap/10

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Have some Remi abuse to wake you up

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D

Amazing run. A+ and 10/10, can't believe it finally ended. It could've gone on forever. That would've been bad. So happy they finally finished.

boring shit

HOLY SHIT IN AWE AT THE SIZE OF THAT LAD

I don't like watching these it reminds me of my own autism

F

Just the same shit over and over again

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5/10. boring but not aggressively terrible. D+ or C-.

Heyy, do you score?

from what i gathered, charlie from a cartoon called hazbin hotel

Post legs

mirrors edge "is that a glitch"

>Mega Man runs with no Proto
I'm very happy

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AAAAAAAAAH

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LET'S HEAR IT AGAIN FOR ASKARI FOR THIS """""""AMAZING"""""" UNCHARTED RUN

HERE'S A DONATION SAYS "I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT TRYING :)"

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What an absolute unit

>: Ryga
What made the Rygar Run so good? I'm sad I missed that one now

ANYBODY GOT MORE WEBMs OF THAT GIRLS MODS LMAO

Amouranth or wahtever

> subscriber only chat

fuck them

3/10 Didn't even realize it was over til I looked back at it. Was just really boring.

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1/10. Runs that rely on the same glitch and have absolutely no worthwhile tech need to be entertaining games to watch to make up for it, and this game isn't one of those games.

This is actually how the tranny surgery happens

what a shitty lineup for the next few hours

The run was nothing special at all, I have no idea why it's so highly ranked.

donations barely budged today

im so glad people aren't donating to this shitshow.

Definitely. The game is fantastic, it has great areas, bosses and music.

8/10, it was pretty decent Yea Forums was just in a grouchy mood from the trannies.

3/10. This game in general is boring as fuck. No runner could make it fun

youre a big guy

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Chat deserves it

AND STAY AWAKE

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>I watched highlights from Bonesaw's Jak and Daxter run/10

TRANNY

Thanks for having at least half a brain. Unfortunately Yea Forums really doesn't understand how the real world works.

She never even looked in his direction. Amazing. Truly stellar: She didn't have to actively choose to ignore him, she just never registered he was even there. She's busy looking at whatever she's talking about, continues looking at it, and then turns away towards the direction she was looking. That guy might as well have immediately ceased to exist for her. The fucking neckbeard wasn't even in her peripherals the second she stopped speaking to him.

fuckin wew

time for bed

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why does that samus statue look like a man?

Don't worry they will get tons and tons of anonymous 10k donations the last day to make up for it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't this runner also run some Tomb Raider games?

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It was really good but there are one or two assblasted anons who are furious its rated so highly. Runner was fucking god tier and pulled it together from a trainwreck start.

i'll sleep if i want to

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actual female?

all the trannies wish they could at a minimum pull that off

I'm pretty sure this is just a regular ol' fat woman

yea mr. Anonymous $10,000 always pulls through!

are we at the point where its just a good solid speedrun with no bullshit or trannies that thats S+ tier stuff now?

who the fuck knows anymore

lol no

I think so

I see you've been reading chat

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Imagine the smell

>ask conspiretard for source
>receive youtube video
every fucking time

biological women aren't allowed

go

>neckbeard, immediately agrees with everything she says
>scrunchy faced loser missing teeth, shrinks and smirks when she has an idea
>faceless recording geek ready to self deprecate the entire party just to get a cheap laugh out of her

The biggest beta orbiter overlords ever.

You're not addressing any points being made. This is the red flag that your opinion is wrong. When you can't rationally defend your point of view and convince other people you are right, odds are you're either wrong or you're too dumb to figure out how to express yourself properly which also increases the likelihood that you're wrong because you're stupid.

Don't run away from the discussion and act like you won. Behavior like that from someone behaving like a moral or intellectual authority undermines everything you're saying. Step up and back up your statements with some logic.

Yeah it's the same with the Titanfall run, it was by no mean anything special but everyone just rate it highly because of the Titanfall is a good game circlejerk.

That's someone she interacts with online almost every single day. She doesn't give a fuck. They're all paypigs to her.

not the guy you were replying to. but if you dont need a source to see where your money goes why tf should he find you one

theres no such fucking thing as a charity organization on this planet. is gdq itself not evidence enough of what charities become?

fuck no
mobile.twitter.com/callmewuest

The Jeb Bush part was gold

>USA didn't give a flying fuck about leaving a functioning country behind
kek if only you knew the actual money and manpower invesed
the US specializes in reconstructing nations, so far it seems like it always works except when they try it on a bunch of goatfucking subhumans, just look at every nation the US helped after WWII, vietnam, korea, the slavery wars in africa, mexico after the civil war

That guy already did everything necessary to defend his points, and he never got any decent rebuttals.

here I thought the threads were finally better until you came back

It siriously is. Too tough to get any thrills out of really boring runs with little tension. Only been like one fun run so far, guess its time to just straight out funpost from now and bring our fun.

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>Screeching, seething Xtrannies/10

You should be ashamed of yourself for pretending like you're trying to engage in this discussion when you're running away from it as fast as your legs can carry you. When you're correct it doesn't matter if someone has a decent rebuttal or not. You continue explaining it to them until they understand. You express yourself clearer. You try to find new ways to share the truth. You're not doing that. You're dropping ignorant fucking naivete and acting like you don't need to do anything else. If you're not going to actually discuss this shit like an adult with a real opinion then keep your fucking mouth shut. Nobody is fooled. When you run away it's because you're wrong and don't want to admit it. So fuck off since you don't give a shit about this topic.

Shut the fuck up.

The fuck are you talking about? I'm not the person who originally made the point. There's literally nothing else that needs to be said; if you think there's a valid counterargument that he didn't cover, feel free to bring it up instead of jerking yourself off.