>talk to dog
>"remember to save your game, woof woof"
Talk to dog
Nolan Russell
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Eli Bennett
thanks, dog
Justin Hughes
good lookin out pupper
Owen Stewart
that puppy reminds me of that webm where the puppy gets eaten alive by a snake
Jaxon Bell
Why would a dog capable of speech say woof?
Ryder Howard
it's the same one
he survived :)
Joseph Flores
>Talk to dog
>"Arf arf!"
>Aww so cute
>Talk to dog with a specific trait on a party member in your party
>The dog actually tells you useful shit
Aaron Moore
>talk to dog
>decide to give it a bone
Josiah Thomas
>dog purposefully gives you wrong information so it can loot your corpse once you perish
David Smith
>”remember to reply to this post or else your mom will die in her sleep tonight woof woof”
Landon Gonzalez
reel dog wuld nvr say dat
Benjamin Lee
>game allows you to pet animals
Sebastian Williams
>467907845
Both my moms are already dead, no (you) for (you).
Jacob Sanchez
Fuck you
Nathan Brown
No way fag
Jace Walker
there should be games where petting your dog before combat gives you a buff
Xavier Gutierrez
>pet dog
>look online to see if it does anything
>it doesn't
>keep petting dog
Jeremiah Morris
>Bad ending changes the present
What games do this apart from Singularity
Austin Edwards
>See a dog in game
>Is doing cute dogs things like being a dog
>Run up to try and pet them
>You can't
Joseph Anderson
BoTW hurt me like this
they have so much unique behaviors and animations that makes them adorable as fuck but you're not allowed to pet them even when they roll over and show off their fluffy bellies
Jordan Barnes
That's actually exactly what I was thinking about.
Yeah you can feed them and they do that goofy happy walk to the chests but I wan't to pet them damn it!
Brayden Hughes
Wild Arms, man
Oliver Brooks
>It's a dog
>talk to dog
>"Woof Woof! (-tells you useful info-)"
>It's a cat
>talk to cat
>"Meow (Meow)"
Jaxson Robinson
>Enemies have guard dogs
>Have to kill them to progress
Tyler Gutierrez
>dogs whine when they're hit
>takes multiple hits to kill them
And that's when I uninstall
Lucas Green
It was believed that petting your pet pig in monster hunter would give you better drops from monsters, it turned out that it doesn't do anything
Samuel Brown
...
Jaxson Murphy
Petting a dog is its own reward.
Jeremiah Watson
>Can't kill a mounted enemy without hurting the horse.
Ian Thomas
it's especially annoying when they give grotesque monster dogs sad regular dog whines
Elijah Sanders
Ryder Campbell
Every ending in your spoilered game changes the present. That game has no good ending.
David Cox
I like things like that
I remember when playing realm of the mad god it was believed if you held a flame sword or wooden katana or dirk in your inventory your drops would be better
I always did
Wyatt Gonzalez
>go to pet bird
>it flies away
Colton Lopez
>Stomp on dog
>It yelps
Matthew Foster
(You)
Parker Parker
>talk to dog
>woof
>"well I don't know what I expected"
Adam Diaz
>talk to frog
>*hops* Save your game?
Julian Flores
why does that baby have its hands locked up
Benjamin Rivera
im protected but im replying anyway
Alexander Price
>Game lets you play as dog
David Baker
>Talk to dog
>It's retarded
>Talk to cat
>It's smart
Based
William Myers
Actually, come to think of it, it's the *beginning* of that game that changes the present. It's just that none of the endings let you undo it.
Angel Turner
>"Meow (fuck off human)"
Kevin Wright
>tfw have two cute pet dogs, one big and one small
i love them so much im gonna miss them when they inevitably pass in the future
Jose Gray
>talk to dog without perk
>*woof*
>talk to dog with perk
>it waxes philosophical about the nature of your mission and makes you reconsider if what you're doing is the right thing to do
>"err, I mean '*woof*'"
Brayden Gonzalez
>see dog in the street
>walk up to it
>pet button
>good pup
Imagine being outdone by assassin's creed in petting mechanics.
Jayden Perez
Dog party member can talk to other npc dogs.
There are too many off them.
Easton Hill
>talk to animal
>"moo"
>accidentally press a again to talk
>suddenly says something in english
>you were mashing a and skipped it
>talk again
>"moo"
Robert Mitchell
americans really do this?
Landon Nguyen
>game lets you build a machine to kill a girl
>game lets you just kill the girl yourself if you're not smart enough to build the machine
Luke Morris
>Cant save the dogs in D2OS
REEE
David Sanders
AHEM!
*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*
Hudson Brown
A good boy would never be like that
Ethan Cook
>4 dogs
>the 2 males always try to fight to the death whenever they see each other so they always have to stay in separate rooms
Jordan Morales
>Cute game with cartoony artstyle
>No pet dog button
>Edgy assassin game, with realistic art style
>Has pet dog button
Kek
Sebastian Bailey
You were *this* close to perfection
you should've shlorped when you slurped
Lucas Murphy
I had a good time feeding the dogs in BotW apples and dancing with them
Luis Roberts
Maybe because so they don't scratch their own eyes out. Maybe because eczema and they don't scratch and get inflamed.
Ian Perry
>go to pet bird
>you can pick them up
>you can chuck them at people and monsters
Wyatt Johnson
that means someone didn't discipline them correctly if they try to fight when a human is in the room
Josiah Adams
Babies have really sharp fingernails, and they tend to scratch their face, resulting in cuts. That's why you'll see a lot of infants wearing gloves.
David Green
>WHY DIDN'T YUO DROP FOOD ON THE GROUND OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA TRY TO GET TO IT HE'S A DOG LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE HE WAS HUNGRY TOO ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS DROP SOME ON THE GROUND NOT TRY TO PUT IT NEXT TO HIS NOSE THEN TRY TO TAKE IT BACK WHEN HE'S LIKELY STARVING, LOOK AT HIM, LOOOOOOOK!
Caleb Campbell
>approach dog(?)
>it leaps in the air and fires lightning at you
Brody Phillips
the japanese don't eat dogs but they aren't that far from the people that do
Luis Rodriguez
>*Squeak Squeak*
>You're awfully kind taking time out to talk to a mouse.
>This mouse loves you!
Ethan Jackson
>it's a cat
>but it's actually a dragonslayer
Jaxson Turner
it's actually not bob it's suppose to be bob because backwards
Sebastian Phillips
>467907845
Owen Collins
Instinct to protect but not to kill, a perfect domesticated animal.
Jack Myers
Benjamin Reed
"Haha look at this stupid ca-"
Wyatt James
ENCOUNTER, they're just dogs, hurt dog, it runs away and cowers. It's still counts as a hostile, have to gun it down while it cowers or you can't complete the quest.
Carter Jones
>bird as companion
>they dive and attack
>virtually unable to be hurt and the enemy has to attack you instead
Samuel Hernandez
oh yeah cats are really scary
Ethan Allen
Cute
Nathaniel Clark
Jerry Lee, Protector of Cunny.
Kevin Harris
>he thinks a dog can take this absolute unit
Evan Nelson
Now imagine that dog barking to protect his master, grabing some robbers pant leg and pulling on it to prevent him from hurting his master, only to get stabbed to death, because it was trying to not hurt anyone while protecting his owner.
Cooper Cox
Bien joué
Jordan Diaz
>Find cat
>Can't Pet it
>Accidentally attack when trying
>Dodges
>Total badass that's impossible to hit
>Shows up later
>Someone ELSE gets to pet it
IT'S NOT FAIR!
Lucas Gutierrez
damn
Ethan Stewart
So the baby doesn't scratch out Mr. Pibbles' eyes while he's eating it in front the horrified parents,
Anthony Anderson
>A-Are you making fun of my weight?
Noah Lopez
Can someone explain why so many people say theyd prefer to see a human get killed over a dog?
Not trying to be edgy here, both are horrible acts but Id take watching a dog get beaten to death over a human any day.
I can empathize with another human, I know what they must be thinking and feeling as theyre about to be murdered. A dog doesnt know its happening until its happening. Yeah its suffering but it cant really grasp how awful the situation is like a human can.
Sorry to make such a sad post in the nice dog thread but this has been bugging me for a while.
Ayden Roberts
>games lets you make entire party out of dogs
>communicate through dog sounds and signs
>quest givers always telling you what a good boy you are
Brandon Thompson
bad dog !!!
Gavin Evans
get another dog when one dies
Colton Anderson
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?!
Juan Green
Seeing humans dying is common, but we aren't used to seeing dogs dying.
Also, dogs are generally considered innocent, while there are a lot of humans that we don't consider innocent.
Levi Hernandez
>talk to cat
>It's not a cat but a soul eating demon
Eli Young
>human getting brutally murdered
probably did something to deserve it
>dog getting brutally murdered
it's a dog it dindu nuffin
Juan Turner
Sorry kot ;_;
Christopher Davis
Human death isn't represented in videogames accurately whereas dog death is 'easier' to replicate.
Jason Roberts
how can people live with dogs? they are disgusting smell up the fucking place and i dont want to talk about the hair and stuff
Landon Thomas
Because a dog or cat is always innocent in the eyes of a human. Human beings can defend themselves or plan murder, etc.
Ethan Ward
The way I see it, it's because we attribute good things and purity towards them(unless you're a sandnigger or some other shitskin). Humans on the other hand, as we know from experience can be really scummy.
Who else will protect the good boys from vile humanoid apes?
Nolan Brooks
>Dog is the best character in the game
Wyatt Cooper
>talk to dog
>"He comes with the tolling of the seventh bell."
>re-talk to dog
>"Arf Arf!"
Christian Murphy
That dog is battling the most hardcore animal alive, winning and you think he's weak?
Jonathan Jenkins
ok
Brody Russell
Angel James
>Save doggo.
>Take doggo back to orphaned boy who's only friend is doggo.
>Kill dog in front of him and walk away.
1:50 youtube.com
Ethan Hall
>proceed to attempt verbal communications with a cat
>it's not a cat
>it's a kot
Thomas Morris
Man's best friend wouldn't play him like that.
Ian Bell
>Talk to horse
>It neighs instead of simply snorting
Thomas Adams
haha epic
Ryder Ortiz
You smell up the place to but no one has killed you yet.
William Wright
Tranny shitskin sandnigger fuck off.
David Flores
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Justin Bailey
]ARF! I WANT ONE!
Jordan Baker
barcs.org
who should i adopt?
Gavin Baker
what game?
I always wanted to be a dog
Julian Russell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE SHIT LIKE THIS EVERY GAME NEEDS TO HAVE A FUCKING TEXT BACKLOG
Gavin Sanders
>innocent
i dont think its a matter of innocence rather than simply a lack of intelligence
i guess since its too stupid to do comprehend genuine malice that qualifies as innocence?
are sharks innocent? they dont mean any harm on the odd occasion they attack a human, they just see food
if a dogs brain was put in a sharks body would the shark still be considered innocent if it did what it had to to survive?
again, dont want to be an edgelord, i just dont exactly get where innocent comes from
Isaiah Thompson
W-What's the difference?
Brayden Lewis
>HOLD ME BACK NIGGA HOLD ME BACK
Camden Hall
Gabriel Fisher
>dog actually takes up a party member slot instead of literally anybody else
What the fuck, Bioware.
Michael Martin
>Domesticated 20,000 years ago
>The animal helps humans hunt, protect and survive
>In a sense evolves with us
Innocent or not, they should be placed on a pedestal.
Alexander Evans
Killing the wolves in Nier did this to me.
Carson Johnson
dirty paws
Jackson Morgan
>quest to find out who the good boy is to save the kingdom
>the goodboy was inside them all along
Adam Williams
Darkest dungeon does this
Ian Turner
Humanity didn't spend thousands of years warring and killing dogs.
We did that with other humans.
Dylan Taylor
You are 100% correct. People don't wanna admit this to themselves. It's a matter of intelligence and that's it. You could qualify this as a form of innocence, but not pure innocence. Yea Forums says blacks are savage animals , but never says they're just innocent animals doing what they do lmao.
Ryan Lopez
>its going in your eye-socket you fucking ape
Dylan Thompson
Okami, a good game with pretty cool mechanics.
There's also that one Call of Duty were you can play a special ops dog. And while you probably already know a lot of RPG's also have dog party members; Chrono Cross, Dragon Age, Persona 3 and so on.
Benjamin Peterson
A kot is a cat boiled down to it's most concentrated, purest form. Ever see that video of a "cat" protecting a little boy from a shitbull? That's a kot.
Leo Edwards
You've clearly never owned both. Cats are dumb as bricks. I remember watching my friend's beagle years after only having cats my whole life, and having my mind blown that I could tell her to "go upstairs" and she listened, even though it was at my own house on the first day of watching her.
Jacob Smith
Tranny detected.
Hunter Martin
>Fetch quest is a literal quest about playing fetch.
Jason Torres
I dont wanna have a dog party member
I wanna BE the dog
Blake Hall
Tokyo Jungle.
Eli Moore
>Dog companion tries to save you when you go down, but it can't.
Noah Flores
Levi Reed
>Are sharks innocent
Yes. The whole point is, a shark isn't going to swim his way to an ATM and kill you for your Air Jordan's. That's why the Ghost And The Darkness is such a cool film and an interesting real life case. The lions killed them and stacked the bodies. Almost like serial killings.
Jack Sullivan
>dog has rare metal
>pickpocket him
>pickpocket attempt failed.
>now dog is angery
Aaron Richardson
Because we can understand the human, what they're capable of thinking and doing. They have self actualization. Dogs are often what they are made to be by humans, and that gives them a degree of innocence, since the blame for what they do is on the human that made them do it.
Then there's also that dogs are quintessentially a helping partner animal to humans for those very reasons. They only want to help you and be called good boys and get food, and you do this to them.
Nolan Reyes
G-good dog...
Jace Foster
>that visible sigh
Jaxson Powell
Sharks are actually pretty chill and rarely attack because their digestive system is so shit that they could die from anything they're not familiar with.
The shark with the most attacks to its name is the nurse shark because it's small and people think it's okay to fuck with and it bites in retaliation.
Adrian Perez
That good boy seems pretty tired of the cats face rubs.
Jonathan Martin
That was such bullshit.
Easton Brown
Well, it's gets tiring having to beat pussy off with a stick.
Justin Sanders
How do I make my dogs stop killing all the small animals in my backyard? Every year it's 5-6 dead bunnies and other assorted shit I'm picking out of the grass.
Aaron Sullivan
Loved mind reading animals on Golden Sun.
Camden Allen
You likely have a hunting dog. Give it a stuffed animal. and use it to make the dog engage in physical activity with it.
James Carter
>Talk to dog
>Woof Woff
>Read dog mind
>Boss battle starts
Angel Allen
they want you to cook and feed them the meat, user
Jeremiah Miller
Pet companion has a breakdown when he losses his friend.
Sebastian Carter
>free rabbit meat
>wtf guys how do I stop it
fag
Adrian Richardson
they wanna teach you how to hunt because they consider you an inept
Christian Carter
>dog companion fights off enemies while you're healing
>pet him afterwards
Kayden Long
Christian Campbell
>dog goes on an adventure with you to meet Sonic in the desert
Connor Roberts
>see doggish silhouette in the distance
>run towards it, hoping that It’ll let me pet it
>it turns out to be a horrific creature
>it’s not even a monster dog, just a freaky ass humanoid running on four legs
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Nathaniel Carter
Connor Bailey
youtube.com
Carson Butler
>DESPITE MAKING UP 6.5% OF THE TOTAL US DOG POPULATION...
Adrian Rivera
stop being such a fucking bigot, that dog obviously hasn't even attacked the baby a single time yet