Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon
Now: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Next: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Later: Chasm: The Rift
Stream: twitch.tv
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com
Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon
Now: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Next: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Later: Chasm: The Rift
Stream: twitch.tv
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com
umaru is gonna get pruned as well you dumbass
asking again
can someone post a meme.
It's the long haired tranny with the bald spot edited onto a painting of the signing of the declaration of independence
what would you say in your donation Yea Forums?
I want this one its cuter
>There once was a runner named Claris
*Miles.
This run is so hard to watch.
PITY CLAP
Never played the Prime games AMA
die tranny freaks
STOP
MAKING
THREADS
WITH
NON
VIDYA
IMAGES
Why do threads keep getting deleted?
Fourth for _____
someone post the graph
you know the one
wish me luck im next
2nd reset
more puns
I'm shocked you don't recognize the runner.
>That donation
>that disparity between the tranny voices on the couch and the actual female announcer
burn this shit down
Exactly how many useless acronyms was that?
HUGE SHOUT OUTS
>SHOUTING OUT LBGTQW+GJCIJASHIV+AIDSHERPESASOIUDHNFGIHGEWHNIG COMMUNITY
>girl girl girl girl
jesus fucking christ he even does it irl
Remember, no anime
>That donation
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Forty percent
LGBQT shout outs, fluids, fuck all it.
haha that acronym gets longer every year
girl
boob
>tranny runner
>tranny donation
>tranny shoutout
Please, no more posts of Yea Forums being triggered by trans people.
>huge shoutout to lgbt community
*crickets*
Based.
All of them
Because you faggots keep making them way too early and with shitty images in the OP.
Greetings from Jamaica! I love to speedrun metroid prime 2, but I always die late in the run. Any tips?
What did it mean by that?
/pol/cels BTFO
BASED /lgbt/ WINS AGAIN
>girl
What does current day Cosmo look like? I feel that picture of her popping up is a few years old during her onions days.
Still in the speedrunning business?
even the crowd is tired of ths shit lmao
this fake image will be spread for all eternity and there's no stopping it
but the guy on the right is not the tranny above him. He's still just a guy.
Are trannies an american thing? I never hear about these freaks in europe or see them at ESA
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
GUYS WATCH OUT!!!!
Umaru was banned from GDQ and we won't get to see her run. I'm so sorry everyone.
jesus christ
There it is
im shocked this shitty image is still being posted because the guy on the right isnt a tranny
Shout outs to the two autistic anons having a retarded argument in the previous thread
Reminder that people who type "doggo" are literal trannies
No way
it's time
This is extremely awkward to watch. Give me Uncharted already. Last UC run at a GDQ was surprisingly fun to watch.
You're not funny or original.
WHEN'S RUNESCAPE
My girlfriend is pretty! I love her big butt!
Don't worry chibi is on the way
So when are you getting your dick cut off?
Based chat
>"women" literally sound just likes men
>Change sex
>Go completely mentally insane
Why does this keep happening
>these terrible jokes
>Im gonna give you dirty looks
kill this couch, kill this run, kill it all
Move Tony Hawk up one
oh hey it's the same autist who thinks that typing with punctuation makes him smart and well respected LMAO
>muttley laugh
He's next
why is yukino scared
it's not fair
>absolute fucking silent couch
What game was she going to run?
Fuck off Mareep, /shw/ was 2 days ago, you need to wait
For some reason I thought he wouldn't say it.
. . .
Who is the QT next to claris?
Only 2 out of three eh
>F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
What happened here?
So did rabi ribi get in this year?
Why does it never get in, it's like the only game I want to see.
fuck hbox
Reminder that + is code for P now that they're trying to conceal the inherent P.
Dead silence. Fucking christ.
nice tats
I sincerely hope choking this run is enough to push miles to kermit suicide.
just fucking skip to uncharted already
Wait a fucking minute did they just say the dog was genderfluid?
>shit at games, chokes every time
>obsessed with the idea of being a girl
>puts no effort into actually appearing like a girl
this dude is just a troll trying to see how far he can push this shit and have people tolerate him
It always feels like Claris is 30 seconds away from snapping. I'm scared.
>time for more donations?
>NO
Based tranny slapping his feminine penis on that girl(female)
I think you've got the order reversed, user
CHOKE INCOMING JUST YOU WATCH, ALSO THE JANNIES ARE ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
Claris runs are always the worst.
You're sick.
>do we have tim-
>NOT YET
man these people are so fucking rude to the announcer jfc
fuck these people dude
You're not fooling anyone. You're bringing this shit up because you're one of those guys, you're only linking to the person you're arguing with, and you've spammed not one, not two, but three threads now with this exact same post because you're so assmad that some asshole called you out. Do not post this again. It's getting old. Get over it. Nobody cares.
Because you have to be mentally ill to want to change your gender to begin with.
>chat getting absolutely fucking purged
lmao
WAY DOWN YONDER ON THE CHATTAHOOCHEE
IT GETS HOTTER THAN A HOOCHIE COOCHIE
>genderfluid fucking dog
post more
SMB2 had the highest orb spam thus far
again and again and again
GIRL GIRL GIRL IM A GIRL
I HAVE BOOBS
YES I HAVE BOOBS
"Is it time for more donations?"
"NO"
are these couch girls, anti-girl?
what a cringefest
Best goddess.
Runescape
*LOUD BREATHING NOISES*
user, I...
mommy sammy!
that's not even a shiny mareep though
>ctrl +f "tranny"
>close thread
i miss comfy GDQ threads. 2016 was a mistake
Yea Forums assblasted that they're not a
>GIRL
>WITH
>BOOBS
your sense of humor is lacking
what does the announcer look like?
Prove it
WE LAID RUBBER ON THE GEORGIA ASPHALT
GOT A LITTLE CRAZY BUT WE NEVER GOT CAUGHT
There was once a shitty twitch streamer,
who cut off his microbit wiener .
It's wasting my time
playing Metroid Prime
i hope they have a strong couch cleaner.
only a slime can be genderfluid
Someone put this thing out of their misery.
WHY AREN'T THEY READING MY DONATION
>i enjoy the big bang theory of anime . Whhat he mean by this?
oh god! it spoke! and it's a dude! i immediately regret asking.
is that fucking proto? hormones kicking in jesus christ...
they had it at a GDQ last year I think but it was casual mode so it wasn't very interesting
OMP shit, I'm getting out of here!
I got unbanned and I'm up next, wish me luck guys!
cool story
what about Ducktales?
Maybe it would be shiny if you actually put effort into your hunts desu
>no Umaru bully posting
Dropped
what do you mean by that?
Based
just wanna time travel back to agdq 2013 where we just laughed WITH YSG and our homie trihex
would a sane man turn his own penis inside out and keep a festering wound open as long as possible to actively pursue having a giant hole where genitalia should be
donation girl sounds very cute
>genderfluid doggo
what the actual fuck
it's a frumpy looking white girl
esl fuck
I'm sorry but Claris is really just a man in wig.
there is nothing funny about these posts you retard
>another TRANSITION
Things you don’t want to hear when watching a run
That Yea Forums is long dead
oh.... oh wait it's just the same shit but with different buzzwords and more identity politics
>the guy on the right is sperging out on twitter about people calling him a "sir"
lmaooo
>transition
What the FUCK is the correlation between trannies and GDQ?
trannies are living rent free in your brains
>she's going to go back and transition
lol
New Game! is the BBT of anime. Konosuba is the Seinfeld of anime.
I pasted it
>She's gonna go back and transition
Really? He's going back to his original, natural gender? It's a dream come true.
>SHE'S GOING TO TRANSITION
THIS JUST KEEPS ON WRITING ITSELF
why is aqua so fucking ugly
there were more trannies running in 2013 than this year tho
I git my shiny sheep back in 2013, I dont need to hunt it again
Meme here to be an epic gamer discord.gg
It's some other dude. You should have noticed by a glance. It makes me worry about you, user.
What won't you stick your dick into?
don't you need to pay 5$ for a subscription to chat?
I got permabanned 2 years ago and missed literally nothing from it
>open stream
>UMMM UMM
>UMMM
>YEAH
>UMMMM
what the hell am i watching
Ducktales 2 was overestimate, he played on easy mode and still died several times.
>bottom right
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP
It's a furry. Maybe even an otherkin.
BTFO
UMM
kirbymastah
the more things change the more they stay the same
End yourself transphobes
Name my band, Yea Forums
let it go
its the future and its terrifying
Trannyism spreads through communities. It's a trend that operates like a virus.
>"And now we'll take it over to soandso for Borderlands 2!"
Is this cringe?
holy shit, get this fucking guy off the couch, his jokes are terrible
NOOOO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?!
fucking kek, exact same shit
people always have rose tinted goggles for the past
Nah m8 I just don't have anything better to do with my time than laugh at idiots.
>about to eat breakfast
>turn on stream
>turn off stream
Any good runs so far???
seeking public attention, to increase their Twitter followers count. At least that was Protomagicalgirl's confirmed goal for AGDQ.
its a yikes from me!
What, the new mascot?
>I cant even
>like
>*giggles*
>moving on...
2 and a half men
>haha u cant hurt me u cant hurt me
autism
at a glance the dude looks like a 5 or 6/10 arabic chick.
this isn't even fun to shitpost about. they are fucking just, assholes
It's obviously a joke, user.
The 40 Percent
I’m 100% natural roast beef user. I’m just here to laugh at trannies.
we have the devs on discord
Avenged Sevenfold
autism and not being accepted for being shut in nerds with no friends.
If they become "female" you have to like them or youre transphobic.
God these people are just the crew of pure charisma.
Keep spamming that shit then. See what fucking happens.
the dilation nation
Between the forced crowd cheering and dead silence, I don't think they can make this event any more awkward.
Not unless it's like that one year that guy announced some guy "transitioning" in the middle of a fallout 3 speedrun.
lol what
what? they told me I'm next! Wish me luck!
i despise this basedboy on the right side of the couch
Fucking hell I can smell it from here
Turn up the resolution for your stream.
Had to close the stream because i won't support some mentally disabled person pretending so hard to be something they are not they physically mutilate themselves.
Remember, don't support people enabling this behavior.
STOP
TRYING
TO
MAKE
JOKES
yes
the behind the scene tech interview
Smash Mouth
I miss Miles
People who gather on this thread to hate on trans people are more mentally ill than the people they're criticizing.
CUTE GIRL(FEMALE)
Men at Work
girl
girl
girl
girl
Jesus Christ, only five posts in and I was cringing so badly I had to stop and immediately close the thread. Are people on Yea Forums really this fucking stupid?
cute
The Cheetah "Girls"
>turn on stream, "She's going to transition"
>see Claris* is playing
Man what the fuck happened to Miles? Does this shit just happen out of nowhere or are there signs to see if the person is predisposed to become a tranny freak? It looks like he just put on a wig.
Tits or gtfo
To be fair they did stay on topic more back then but they were just thirsting for drama all the time instead of ranting about trannies.
>message deleted by a moderator.
>t. the guy he linked the post to
Cringe.
>metroid prime 2 echoes
>anagram for empower their medics 2
I'm pretty sure it's not
Me and the boys, demonstrating you can die from cringe.
Official Thread Theme
imagine being you and not being a girl with boobs lmao fucking retard
Wait what was this?
>I miss you dude
these people sound like fucking assholes on the real
Fuck. Is this almost over?
dont make a fucked up name and sub
I have this
hey guys isn't it funny when they make bad pun and everyone boos it
boring fucking run
Me and the pronouns
tattoos eww, and botox filled lips yikes
>shoutouts to 280
Literally what
You know that friend who always plays the girl and pretends to be a girl online without being lewd, or dressed up as a girl for halloween?
They're probably a tranny.
How so?
It's almost like the site was always politically incorrect, and the faggots who get asspained over it are the ones who don't belong.
Whatever happened to that Metroid Prime PC port?
This whole fucking run is just OOB clipping.
How boring.
>that dead fucking silence after his "joke"
do you know people that play alot of videogames?
they could be in danger
>this is a game you can speedrun ironically
>...
>...
>...
>what am I doing
heh
>what am I doing?
at least he knows
what do you think she (he) is thinking?
Trans America
>I miss you dude
Wait, the blue shirt cutie is a dude?
Girl.
>are there signs
Besides isolation, the fact that he started willingly sitting with the other freaks should have been a dead indicator there was no saving him.
it's HD man, the cam box is just too tiny i guess.
Yea Forums gets annoyed with it and starts insulting me? Yeah I already know it's predictable as hell dude.
holy shit I'm dead
TRANNYS MAD
KEEP GETTING BANNED FOR SAYING TRANNY IN CHAT LMFAO
What the fuck is this couch even talking about? They're so nervous about saying anything that might upset Miles.
Based Miles putting on a wig and calling himself a tranny to make trannies look like mentally ill retards
runner lost about 15 minutes to making dumb mistakes like twice in a row and we still have 40 minutes until the estimate
so no, its not :)
>"This has a been a boring run"
This message got deleted by a mod. They can't handle ANY calm criticism towards their precious boob girl
>just found out they dubbed konosuba the other day
wtf bros
dial 8
Every time this happens I immediately close the stream.
It’s honestly worse than just having a completely dead couch.
Reset soon
"girl"
To be fair trannys are the best speedrunners.
Even IRL they reach the end pretty quickly
Look at this abomination on the stream. You don't get any lower than that.
The fuck is wrong with you fucks. How could you not tell?
its all who you hang out with. speedrunning is a way to cope with mental illness so they intersect and the weak minded are pulled in by others
smashing prostates
every single fucking runner today has zero audience awareness.
they're just circlejerking on the couch with their stupid fucking friends and their insider jokes that nobody gives a shit about.
>using 2015 Yea Forums as a comparison
It was, but it also wasn't as fucktarded with the culture war shit.
This run is bad
Post Mareeps.
i am very funny and this whole run is going well
my entire life is just going really super well
>Man what the fuck happened to Miles
CIA psyop to make the male population more submissive and docile (continuation of MKULTRA)
"Two"
Is there literally a single person who isn't a tranny at SGDQ?
>currently streaming for 100k people
>also too afraid to look cashier in the eyes
that's probably an auto ban.
has this been the most silent/autistic couch so far?
right couch is the most shameless orbiter i've ever seen
2 mentally ill humans and 2 socially awkward guys
you tell me
You expect a mentally deranged fat guy clamoring to be a girl, to actually give an iota of respect to an actual woman?
>swag
Great argument.
>speed run ironically
>what am I doing
don't do that to samus
nah, mods being mad lmfao FUCK TRANNIES
ok goose
The Jawbreaker Breakers
anyone else /mutegang/?
smough&ornstein
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
Hard to be an orbiter when youre big enough to have your own orbit.
It's actual indoctrination. There are entire discords dedicated to convincing people to take the "cutepill" and then convincing them to self harm and/or suicide. Like all other degenerates there's a strong undercurrent of sadism. See: Dog rapists on twitter who torture dogs to death.
>We have a $1000 donation!
its fake
(((((((($1000 VOID94 DONATION)))))))
how is the prime 2 run going?
Coward. If it's so entertaining to you because you're doing it just for laughs why aren't you doing it more? Surely Yea Forums getting annoying and insulting you doesn't mean anything to you. You're acting like that's not a big deal. You won't do shit.
Imagine orbiting a fucking tranny.
Cringe/10
>humans
Dinner time!
What do you fancy user?
more than half the runners aren't trannies but just your ordinary introvert speedrunners
ok I'll accept it
i want to cut my dick off and join them im so bored
It's fun!
Sometimes visual is the best medicine. Seethe and cope, tranny.
I can't wait to grind my pussy (mutilated hole where my penis used to be) on this teddy bear later
Is this what etika was refering to when he said "9 gang"?
it's great
wanna lick the jigglypuff girl's toes :)
boring
>less than 20 minutes
>over 300 posts
you guys really love your trannies don't you?
Easily a 2-3/10
Oh my sweet lord you just made me imagine the two on the right having romantic intercourse
>You know what'll happen if you keep doing it
>Yeah what will happen is x
>FUCKING COWARD
???
LITERALLY A KIDS MENU
CAN A NIGGA GET SOME
FUCKING
WINGS
Next
It was something about the anniversery of some fag in a wig transitioning.
And they brought it up in the middle of a speedrun.
>constantly interrupting each other
>half-assed jokes turning into half-assed commentary
>responses are boring as fuck
>fucking up the run on top of constant excuses
>tranny donations being read
>all this awkward silence when the dudes on the couch say "transition"
It's funny because runners have been banned for saying transition too many times in the past few years.
The run itself is hard to follow even if you're familiar with the game and the commentary is muteworthy
Do you think they do "big donations" for their friends?
HAPPY TRANNIVERSARY!
>the color of gal stones
>beautiful
bowser
I hope you guys arent watching this and just have it on in the background while playing other video games. Finally fucking beat Bloodstained, what a great game - total fuckfest of a final boss though, what the shit.
Boards went to war all the time newfag.
Claris' asshole, please.
>$10 for chicken tenders
Better be five of those and a lot of fries.
>includes gratuity
lol
>$10 for 2 hotdogs
i could buy like 10 of the fucking things for as much, and that's on the higher end side
I'd rather go out and have dinner
>buffalo chicken wings
My mouth is watering now
tenders with honey mustard, I need to eat before my fallout speedrun
rather shit my pants than eat food made by these autistic trannies
honestly the cutest feet i've seen a tranny
lol i remember that
it was so fucking surreal
If they slip up ONCE they are fucked
>girlpower
Backstreet Boys
Girl power!!
>girl power
dilate
I hope you get the help you need, user.
girl power
I'll like Peach for dinner
Not even paying attention really. Just have it on while playing Pathfinder Kingmaker.
My sister says
>girl
power!
how did she get away with it
you're next. in fact, it has already begun.
>my sister says girl power
>claris' head practically explodes
is this the only tranny run? or are there more this year?
Is this the worst run of SGDQ 2019 so far?
>10 fucking dollars for two hot dogs and some fries
It's the hotel's menu.
>Girl power
DID I MENTION BOOBS?!
I was in a poverty chat until Prime started, where i left for the night
Anyone got that SpikeVegata clip where he ran off about 30 "she" a minute?
The old double cross, nice
I knew Miles was THAT retarded
>self-harm isnt allowed on twitch
>100k watching trannies
???????????????
And you're not doing it. That's what makes you a coward even when you claim there are no consequences.
Easily
What game are you playing?
OOB FAGS DESTROYED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
That was actually pretty subtle.
What the fuck. Why would someone do this?
>$10 for chicken tenders
Every fucking time.
Reminds me of that anime where yakuza thugs get a sex change and become idols.
Make it stop
Is there a 2019 menu? This is from like 2016 or 2017
Two dogs with ketchup mustard and relish sounds great to me.
that fucking lip piercing is so ugly, i thought it was just a piece of metal in uhhhh whoever that is' mouth
They don't make it retard. The hotel does.
i wouldn't mind the fuckups and boring games if the couch banter has chemistry.
this entire day has been NOTHING.
Rotn? Yeah the final boss was weird af and I just had to dps rush it and use all my items and it was close
Just unalive yourself on stream
theyre trying to make jokes about being OOB
why
Gabe really let himself go
ameriburgers are the pirces fair? can you get something cheaper in mcdonalds for example?
It think it's a whole tranny block
>This transition is really rough
>GIRL "I 'AVE BOOBS" POWER
>THIS TRANSITION... IS REALLY ROUGH
>this transition is very rough
>making ANOTHER transition joke
>this transition is really rough
Heh
did the pokemon hgss run ever finish?
I think the whole "laughing at random thing and not explaining why or what happened" really pushed this into garbage fire territory
>experience in transitions
>experience in transitions
haha this fucker is funny
>soooooooo yeah...
Borderlands 2 sponsored 3 hour block was pretty bad though too
Why are metroid games so glitch ridden?
>I have so much experience in transitions
>she has lots of experience in transitions?
>so fat he knows menus by date
>SO MUCH EXPERIENCE IN TRANSITIONS ITS EASY FOR ME
>SO MUCH EXPERIENCE IN TRANSITIONS ITS EASY FOR ME
>SO MUCH EXPERIENCE IN TRANSITIONS ITS EASY FOR ME
>SO MUCH EXPERIENCE IN TRANSITIONS ITS EASY FOR ME
FUCKING HELL
skeletons are real?!
>I have so much experience in transitions
>TRANSITION TRANSITION TRANSITION
NO
NOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CANT WATCH THIS ANYMORE
Borderlands 2 is a contender
can you make me a sandwich?
>This transition is really rough
Is this a call for help or something?
It reminded me of the three statues from AoS. I just used that pillar of fire spell you get from the cat, it really shits all over whatever "head" is on the bottom screen but the hitboxes of the boss are fucking wonky.
Ah well still a great game overall and I still have 2.5% of the map to explore.
just remembered GDQ was going on
this is the first run I've seen
of course it's a fucking tranny jesus christ
Where's the happy meal and maze?
bless you user
it's overpriced. mcdonalds has $1 burgers.
You could eat like a fat pig at McDonalds for 10 bucks
to be fair they didn't say they've completed a transition yet.
Can someone explain to me why the speedrunning community specifically is full of trannies???
This thread consists of nothing but 12 year old kids trying to be edgy
He's doing it on purpose isn't he?
you could get something cheaper at the shitty hotel cafe, i'd bet.
autistic people only understand extremes. they dont understand that different amounts of femininity and masculinity make up every persons personality. men can be feminine, like romantics and women can be masculine like strong matriarchal figures. autistic people do not understand this and they think femininity = I am a woman and they get indoctrinated by lbtbbq community to eat girl pills and get fucked in the ass by groomers.
At least we can still laugh at this one and it's only 1:20:00 long. The Borderlands 2 run was 3 hours long with a glitch exhibition and was pure boredom the entire time. This one is might somehow still be worse, though. It's not over yet so it could still become more terrible.
fucking trihex chat is based sometimes
Wait why would I post it more than once in the thread that's just fucking stupid? This is either shit bait or pretty good bait I can't tell.
Apparently the only thing that matters for the rating of a game is how close it is to the record.
aNYONE HAVE THE CHAIR SNIFFER GIF?
Have you taken your two daily showers today yet Yea Forums ? You're not a smelly con-dweller are you?
It really is telling how pretty much all male runners go by a handle and all the mtf runners use their "female" name as their handle.
>viewers dipping into sub 100k
OH NO NO NO
This is the first tranny run of the event though
Typical speedrunner shit
It's all fellating and clout chasing in each other's twitch chats to get the hottest injokes
You felt the compulsion to paste it in three threads. You explain to me why your behavior is as you describe fucking stupid.
someone better make a transition joke compilation of this run
I'd put Mario 2 too because the ORRRRRB shouting causes me intense physical pain.
You dumb motherfucker this has been reposted for years and stopped being funny I want new content
;--P
people with autism are statistically 10x as likely as the average person to be diagnosed with gender dysphoria
and i don't think i need to tell you what kind of people enjoy a hobby like speedrunning
Anybody here actually speedruns?
turns out autistically speed running a single game for years eventually makes you want to cut off your own dick
trihex chat is lowkey redpilled
she needed to clip the water to fall down?
HEY Yea Forums
DODGE THIS!
Of course they aren't and they wouldn't be on the internet anyway if we existed.
There's a gigantic correlation with trannies and autism spectrum disorders. See
Can someone explain to me why you people try to believe so hard it's full of trannies? There are like 4 at the whole event, a statistic number that seems pretty normal in everything american these days.
>GDQ promotes mental illness and degeneracy
yikes!!!!
[Lightning Reflexes]
You will never find a bigger attention whore than a gdq tranny.
and once all that attention runs dry. suicide time. Its sad really, their whole life revolves around being validated by their peers
Running the same game over and over every day for minuscule requires a lot of autism. Thinking you are a girl and should cut your dick off also requires a lot of autism.
she's not though
>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 9 - Ban Evasion.
dumbtard tranny janny. I was talking about GDQ chat bans not 4channel silly :)
Out of all the off-topic funposting going on you singled out my post? What did I ever do to you faggot. You power mad cunts are always hassling me.
Wait why did we hate the BL2 run? I thought it was comfy
I just woke up, when is the borderland 2 stream starting? I'm really excited for it
I feel like it's probably more of a confirmation bias thing
I'm glad zfg and carci are still normal
>10 FUCKING DOLLARS
>INCLUDING
>TIP
Probably the brisket, but all that shit is overpriced.
I made some tea, Im glad I didnt miss anything interesting
>t. tranny
where do you think were shitposting? half the fun is how long can you lowkey shitpost until ban
CRINGE
Typical 4channel shit
It's all fellating and clout chasing in each other's leddit threads to get the hottest injokes
It's over.
>claris spazzing again
Make it stop
>calling for quiet time in a dead silent room
>couch still interrupts
very female mannerisms
bruh this dude on the left wants the D so bad
lets be honest, I would too
Hestia is better
already subbed to the based chad freak
twitch.tv
>YES!
>2 people clap
>awkward wait
>2 people woo
>awkward wait
>some awkward clapping from crowd
holy fuck i cant take it
Carci had a meltdown on Twitter a few days ago. Although he's not a tranny, he still came off as a bit unstable.
>this got banned from chat
these people are so fucking rude, even to each other
Had to take a break so I didn't get enouch chat caps, but god damn. "He" is an insta ban.
>by couple you mean two
enjoy your tea user, I made coffee
it was complete trash user, also 3hrs ago
run itself was boring. it wasn't as bad as people say but it was definitely too long.
Unlikely I'm not even a mutt or swede.
>lowkey
lmao you niggers, the lowest key you can find is a high C
youtube.com
Thread eternal theme
These things don't have any damn chemistry at all, holy shit.
so was he innocently picking up the bottle under the chair? or did he use that as an excuse to sniff?
Janny is watch these threads like a hawk
Healthy young child goes to GDQ, gets pumped with massive shot of many estrogen hormones, doesn't feel good and changes - SPEEDRUNNER. Many such cases!
OoB speedruns are unironically trash.
Oh fuck what happened?
>unlikely
soon-to-be tranny confirmed
well when the official GDQ account posts this, it's hard not to see they're pandering to the LBQGETC crowd now
twitter.com
Uh, if I'm by myself I'll just go to the deli across the road and get some cold cuts and alcohol, make a quick sandwich, and stuff the rest in the mini fridge in my hotel for later. Thanks anyway, waiter-kun.
Huh? What the fuck? I swore that was from a restaurant when that was first posted.
no milk no sugar coffee I hope
The HYPE monitors must be messed up
>it took them 3 hours to fucking explain how they broke the game so i could understand the op-ness which was the only thing i was remotely curious in the slightest
needless to say i was on my phone the whole time
Finishing school worth every penny.
What choice of tea did you spring for user?
Why is this allowed?
Twitch chat is redpilled. That's the thing, if there isn't stringent moderation, trannies and SJW are relentlessly ridiculed.
SGDQ chat is INCREDIBLY slow for the number of people watching, sub mode or not. That,s because only a small subset of SJW are allowed to speak
Took a look at the chat during this run, first thing I read:
"I like to think Samus is a male that is trying to transition to female" something along the lines of that. ???
>10 dollar for 2 hotdogs
YIKES
1.50 at costco for a big one AND soda
they fucked with their chemistry too much using pills
>Post it more than once in each thread coward
>No, I posted it one time in each thread
>Yeah that makes you fucking stupid
lol I took bad low hanging bait shit. Now anons on Yea Forums will ridicule me fuck.
Mmmmmmmmmmm
why are there so many trannies every year
Except dude doesn't look like a lady.
he's going to snap and kill everyone on the couch, isnt he?
im sure 1/4th of twitches userbase is permabanned from the GDQ chat
I never even knew about gdq till /pol/ redpilled me on the tranny cesspit last year
zfg is like the chillest fucking speed runner out there, i'm so glad he hasn't changed 1 bit
100% is the only real category
>Half of the threads are screeching about trannies with non in sight for 2 days now
>Finally the same old tired fat man in wig shows up and Yea Forums completely explodes
Yup, I'm the autist here.
she (or he whatever) looks happy :3
i wish i had this excitement about anything in my life
how old is the tranny meme?
You guys can shitpost me all you want - I will take TEN Claris's over one PMG. Proto being gone makes this event better because it wont be screeching during Mega Man runs.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He sperged out about how he hates bawkasoup for being more popular than him
dat boob bounce
management trying to be "inclusive"
There's actually less now than back during 2011-2013 "golden era"
>the other tranny next to it fucking scared
holy shit look at the way everyone jumps
like they are expecting homicide at any second
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT
im 31 and this thread is objectively funny. don't be mad at us because your transition went badly
AHAHAHHAHAH
LoveSignMasterSpark: Hey Yea Forums anyone can chat you just need to not be a terrible human for literally one sentence. TransgenderPride
HahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAahooooooohaohaoehaoeheaoaahaheaehoaohae
>metroid sublime
i uploaded this higher up
someone mentioned us in chat.
a whole ass costco pizza is like 8 bucks
Whoops, forgot to save
It all makes sense.
>comparing costco to hotel pricing
nigga are you for real
post the webm of miles hitting himself.
A new thread is coming up. Feel free to demonstrate once again that you can't let meaningless arguments go and your response to it is to spam the same shit you've already posted. Let me spell it out for you. Nobody gives a shit about arguments you have in previous threads. Take the opportunity to start fresh instead of bringing your bullshit baggage around for hours. It makes these threads worse. Get over it.
He explained it later on that he was just getting the bottle, his face going in her seat was an unfortunate coincidence. Poor guy didn't think of the potential implications.
PJ's still doing fine and he has the Lagoon speedrun WR(no deaths!!!)
has commentary on his twitch VOD, it's a fucking godly run
Is he going to be back now that he's a multiperson plural attentionwhore prime?
>switch on stream
YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE TRANNIES IN THESE EVENTS Yea Forums, WHY DID U LIE
That number dropped off after proto kissed the other freak during Tetris. That also fucking killed off Tetris at GDQ
>based iceplug can't contain it
>I'm irrelevant
That one is so woke
This.
It's almost like they just slapped 4 trannies on the couch and expected them to act normal for 10 seconds.
>Introducing the couch 55 minutes into the run
>SpikeVegeta awkwardly screaming for no reason.
Fuck. It just keeps getting worse.
yes
US GAMERS, AMIRITE
>you just need to pay money and tip toe around accidentally saying something that will piss off a mod
more like
The restaurant in the hotel that hosted the event. That's what some runners were talking about when bringing up room service.
>31
>Doesn't know what objectivity is
For some reason I don't believe you.
HYYYPE
im only still watching this run to hear the girl doing the donations
"gee, I sure hope I get enough donations for a new toaster to drop into my bathtub"
its the first one this year i swear!!
No one would propose to you lmao
We're going to go over estimate again aren't we?
What's the orb thing?
Peak kino
No he had a very public tantrum about GDQ not being inclusive enough and I doubt he'll be welcomed back.
That's disappointing, I thought both of them seemed nice. Bawk can be up his own ass at times but he's a really friendly guy.
You can just tell they got all their female ques/mannerisms from anime.
THEY HAVE NO BORDERS gdqCheer
THEY HAVE NO GATE gdqCheer
THIS CHARITY IS REALLY GREAT gdqCheer
YO PLEBS, YOU GOT AMAZON PRIME? WANNA HELP GDQ AND TALK HERE? USE YOUR FREE TWITCH PRIME WITH IT!
>This is what a non college educated (real degree not that liberal arts shit) person looks like
As long as it's a few minutes close to the record it's a 10/10 run.
Explain
why does metalliguy
why does he copypaste the same thing over and over again
That was the comment, trannies trying to push their mental illness on Samus now :(
who does the agdq compilations now? hyrule nigger disappeared like a year ago
always seems like more trans runners are obligated to put other trans people on the couch, regardless of their personality or chemistry with the runner and game.
this shit has become white noise to me for years now
> 0budha0: Is this Claris' larval stage?
Which one of you is this??
That's pretty good
...
This is false. The tranny uprising started around 2015 iirc
I distinctively remember only 1 tranny from 2013. and that was someone named witheld or something along the lines of that. and >she wasn't very obnoxious like these ones
Being fat.
200 pounds is a real part of society.
>taunting people to waste their money
Hm...
Forced crowd "meme" from last year. One of those things where anything round shows up on screen or a donation mentions "orb" and everyone in the crowd yells "ORB".
I'm asking myself the same question, user
well sure, but Hestia sets a pretty high bar.
Objectively there's more in those than the last 3, sorry
this is gonna drive me mad now that i've noticed it
i wish to copulate with Samus consensually in the misionary position
looks like chugging hormones doesn't help your autism.
why are all trans people sound like valley girls
>someone grows their hair out long and changes pronoun, affecting literally nothing at all
>Yea Forums absolutely loses their shit nonstop, over and over, forever
Whats the smell like
Greetings from Germany! My name is Godai Late, originally from Syria! I want to thank Doctors without Borders for their help getting me and my sister Ida Late, and the rest of my family to this beautiful country!
dilate
>grows their hair out long
*wears wig
Old dried sweat.
Are you posting from one of the GDQ Dilation Stations?
Because it's fun to laugh at freakshows, stop being a shitter and join in on the fun.
Dilate your life, faggot.
what would you expect? it challenges their fragile masculinity to see powerful women taking over their hobby and owning it.
gender is literally the defining factor in how we treat people
I'd prefer mental illnesses to be dealt with proper therapy instead of them being enabled by drug companies. I mean peace of mind is all they want yes? whats the difference between transitioning and chugging pills/getting surgeries and getting proper therapy and learning to deal with the problem without transitioning.
How do you fix gender dysphoria with psycho therapy?
Wasn't my argument but ok whatever lmao
>whining about the donator
how self unaware/egotistical do you have to be to do this?
You euthanize them. Eugenics are objectively correct.
Sad part is, TRUE people with dysphoria will never be happy, it's incurable mental illness that makes them feel bad tranisition or not.
BUT, a shitload of the current tranny wave are depressed, ugly dudes who have no chance of getting a women in their lives, so they become it in a retarded call for attention and validation.
same way you treat OCD? get to the root of problem and adjust one's behavior.
SGDQ 2014 was a happening of legendary proportions, between chibi, sam and tolki, stiv, and everything else. Of course Yea Forums wanted agdq 2015 to be a repeat.
Pretty much this
Zen is reached when you think less about existential questions.
LET ME FUCK ALL YOUR ASSES, PLEASE
ok
It's almost over right?
It doesn't help that girls nowadays can't have regular voices like I see with older women. They have to try and have a "cute" voice now.
But the streamer still sounds more feminine than I do. ;_;
this shit feels so uncomfortable
the announcer girl gets my dick rock hard