No user, YOU'RE breathtaking

I don’t get how the majority of people in America are so stupid and mindlessly consume celebrity media
Pitiable actually

fpbp /thread

He should really drop the long hair, bum look. Go back to how he looked in The Matrix. Just normal Mr. Anderson.

You're all cringetaking!

both of these are true. But you are still autistic for getting upset over a meme.

Cringe

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OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZED HIM

This user probably simultaneously worships Sony and anything Kojima does

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The irony being that now Yea Forums says its above celebrity worship but also deified a guy that called them cucks, would them a demo, and is making a walking sim movie that's only feature is that everyone in it is an actor. People on Yea Forums are what allowed Kojima to be so hopelessly deluded to begin with.

Thanks, Keanu. I didn’t realize it, but it turns out I really needed that.

>Loving keanu reaves in popular now so we have to hate him
Good old contrarian Yea Forums.

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Who cares, its exclusively an American problem where they worship this stupid crap.

I worship Sony and Kojima and I'm OP of this thread. Fuck you user, it's like you can't appreciate more than one company at once. Also Cyberpunk 2077 is coming to ps4 as well.

>its exclusively an American problem

No OP you’re a faggot!

How many times has this thread been made?

fuck off CDPR tranny

The difference:
>Wendy gives shitty burgers and is praised by normies because of Twitter

>CdProject makes great games, offers them on a DRM-Free platform (GoG) and also releases Add-Ons years after release.

Are you the guy with the ugly incel face?

Yeah its exclusively an American problem which is why paparazzi is a eu term for celeb gossip stalkers who literally hound celebs to death for scoops.

You say that yet the Idol industry is as fucked as it is in Japan because of its obsessive celebrity worship

fuck..

>being able to get on stage and act excited about Dudebro 2077
Give this man an Oscar.

You sound upset, is it because Keanu is more handsome than you and comes off as a genuinely decent person

>ever loving a celebrity
fucking kys

Gamers are just as stupid, mindlessly worshipping CDPR when their workers make pitiful wages, work never-ending crunch time but they have great marketing so who cares lol

kys underage retard.
before you reply you're over 18 it will only make you look worse.

>you're upset because you don't worship corporations and celebrities
I want off this ride

>comes off as a genuinely decent person
None of us actually know what he's like. Oh he gave up his seat on the subway, he must be wonderful. Fuck off

that plus also all the praise stories he gets quite often
Oh no a handsome celebrity that isnt a public jackass gets praise, the world is truly ending

I never said I love him retard.

Imagine being this desperate to want people to hate CDPR.

>"Crunch here is insane," one reviewer said. "We read about Bungie's crunch and ME:Andromeda crunch and laughed. And crunch will hit current project hard. Because spreadsheet planning + incompetent overseers = hemorrhoids, bad back and depression."

>Another review says bullying is a problem in the workplace, while others describe a "culture of blame" and an "extremely politicized work environment" where personal ties matter more than competence or qualifications.

No need to try very hard when the evidence is so easy to find gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-10-16-cd-projekt-red-responds-to-glassdoor-reviews

I hope one of your nonbinary options will allow you to dillate, tranny freak.

>actor gets on stage to sell product
>this is somehow worth praise
get to know real people and develop real relationships, this is fucking depressing. I have nothing against keanu because I don't know him and neither do you
you sure fucking implied it by typing "loving"

Just don't fall for it yourself. Once you get rich enough you can start hanging with real people that avoid all the propaganda pushed on the proles.

>Once you get rich
LOL

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cringe

America is a communist country.
If you want to complain about how stupid people are you need to at least pass a base networth yourself or else you're just as bad.

Not a tranny bro, all your epic insults are for naught which is even funnier when calling people who disagree with you trannies is all you can do.

>proves that CDPR haters are just eternal spergs who are gonna bitch about anything
2019, imagine crying about actual actors in video games
imagine hating Reeves
imagine being trapped in threads about something you don't like, solely cause you are an autistic retard

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>this is fucking depressing
says the guy also arguing about whether or not it's okay to enjoy the presence of a celebrity, in Yea Forums
He's a handsome actor, and comes off as a decent person, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying his presence

I'm not allowed to criticize the use of actors? Why does that mean I hate Keanu, and how is that "crying"?

Aren't we all?

>The amount of "corporations bad maaaan" brainlets on Yea Forums
Makes sense. You do know that it depends on the corporation and that there is nothing abnormal being attached to popular people or business groups?

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Dilate.

t. bitches about "movie games" and TLOU incessantly in every thread

good goy

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Keanu has depression, I'm sure of it. If you've ever seen him in interviews, how defensive and closed off he becomes when people try to compliment him or say nice things about him, only for him to adamantly deny them and desperately change the subject, it's sad to watch. People say it's just because he's very humble or shy, but I can tell from experience it's not that. He's uncomfortable being complimented or told positive things because he doesn't feel that way about himself, so he doesn't like hear other people think that of him either. Despite all the good he's done, he doesn't feel he deserves the praise. It's a kind of self-loathing that comes with crippling guilt and a deep emotional scar. Considering his past, I'm honestly shocked people don't ever realize this about him. He's kind because he's pain. What's worse is that at this point, there may be no way to help him out of it, really. There may be nothing anyone can say to truly make him feel better. Scars that deep tend remain no matter what.

reminder that Keanu is a legit real-life tranny fucker

>Socialism never took root in America
It did, then the Soviet Union killed any chance of it growing. Steinbeck is a fucking a hack btw

the fuck are you talking about? when did I say I didn't enjoy his presence? I like him as an actor, I'm talking about celeb worship

Just fucking buy crypto instead of complaining about it, brainlet.

It's not that Yea Forums is hypocritical for being the ConsoleWar board and saying that company worship is bad.
Or for worshiping Kojima and his Celebrity game while disparaging Keanu.

Its that corporations like Nintendo and Sony genuinely care about our best interests and do everything they can for us gamers.
They do everything they can to make the industry THRIVE.
Like make Kojima's budget to hire Hollywood actors, but not just ANY actors, the Walking Dead Guy.
The Walking Dead Guy is not just any old celebrity like Keanu Reeves, in the show he had a racist brother, and wasn't himself racist. He accepted his brother fucked up because he was racist.
And that is why he should be worshiped.

This nice Keanu meme seems like forced pr bullshit, he's probably not that great irl.

imagine being lonely enough to type this

>Keanu has depression, I'm sure of it.
No shit have you read his life story, he's lost half the people closest to him

I wanna suck his dick

>Every corporation are like the Rothschilds and Rockeffelers n shit
No. Brainlets like you will never foment legitimate change because you lack the pragmatic knowledge on how to change things to begin with. Always cynical, never practical.

I'm sure one of the profit-generating machines care about you.

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Shut the fuck up Keanu, you irrelevant old fuck.

more relevant than you are

Based.
I dilate for Sony you filthy P-Cucks.

shitposting is still shitposting, even if you're being ironic

Imagine thinking America isn't a communist country despite acting in every way exactly like how a communist country would if it had any power on the worldstage.

Once again
>Every corporation is like Goldman Sachs n shit
No, not every single corporation on Earth is part of some unilateral gang of Jews trying to extract as much profit from someone as humanly possible. Watch you post something about fucking Google or Shell next though.

Fighting the dystopian trillionaire Corporate Overlords who run the world of CDPR is never shitposting. Celebrity worship is going to be the end of us all(except when its for games I like)

>rich people making money is bad
Sorry I don't want to become Venezuela bruh

I'm sorry, what? You think we have a centrally planned economy?

John Wick is now the protagonist of the last game you played. What happens?

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Yes.

>Celebrity worship is going to be the end of us
It's been a thing since the dawn of mankind my dude. If by celebrity worship you mean excessive consumerism, then that might erode culture sure but that isn't what leads to oligarchies alone

Then you're just retarded

Bruh... Keanu
FUCKING
Reeves dude
You win The fucking Game.

he dies a swift and brutal death

Wow, what a grand fucking accomplishment.

>what is the SEC
>what is the Federal Reserve
>what is subsidized businesses
>what is government propaganda meant to push people towards certain jobs

he lives comfortably in a small village surrounded by small animal neighbors

Super retarded.

>Devil May Cry 2

pretty much the same just, just runs around shooting everything

Thankfully the devs Yea Forums has always loved are the good ones.
We need to make a list of corporations its okay to worship so people aren't confused when we criticize the kind of corporate worship that happens with CDPR.
It's obviously different because CDPR owns Goldman Sachs and is one of the most valuable companies on the planet, while Sony is a humble rice farmer working its way up. A real underdog.

Why would you play Devil May Cry 2?

Yeah, retarded.
>Any kind of state funding or regulation means we have a centrally planned economy
No, we're vastly a privatized economy. The fucking Federal Reserve and SEC don't order everything about what Microsoft or Ford do with their businesses.

Cause I'm marathoning the entire series (except DmC)

You're right, the CIA and NSA do.

Like I said, always cynical never practical.

>SEC don't order everything about what Microsoft or Ford do with their businesses.
CDPR does.
Bet you don't think worshiping megacorporations I dont approve of is cool anymore. Maybe next time you'll stop being a shill and enjoy a game made by FromSoft Incorporated®

Thanks, nig

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No

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If you're playing DMC2 you may as well play DmC.

It occurs to me that you might just be a schizoid. Well it's Yea Forums after all. There are a lot of you.

DmC is a better game than DMC2 and I mean that unironically.

>Intel chips have hardware backdoors placed there on orders from the NSA
>Microsoft looks to American alphabet agencies to determine their usage policies on their OS

If you don't think that the government and the corporations work together on nearly everything then you're just blind.

No, it absolutely isn't.

I think you're just dumb.
You've responded to every post that is obvious sarcasm highlighting the retardation of the Cyberpunk shitposters thinking he was serious.

>not worshipping the Coca Cola corporation

What are you, gay?

why

>Celebrity worship is fucking awful, but we're on the cusp of something worse: corporation worship.
>We need to make a list of corporations its okay to worship
Sony
Nintendo
Square Enix
Atlas
FromSoft(and GRRM)
KojimaProductions(and Norman Reedus)
PlatinumGames
Capcom
Coca Cola

>Companies its not okay to discuss or anticipate games from
CDPR(aka Goldman Sachs of video games)

pretty much

He spends his time being a chieftan in the north of rus inte the early middle ages and dies at the ripe age of 40from hitting himself on the head

no he shouldn't

fpbp

You could replease Keanu with my name and it would be 100% true, you made me cry user.

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This thread is proof there is no valid criticism of Cyberpunk 2077. It's just grasping for any reason, no matter how wild, to shitpost about it because its the most anticipated game right now, since CDPR has effectively no competition until whenever Rockstar does something next.

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Well I haven't showered so yeah

>said as he ironically shitposts for lack of any argument

...

>no valid criticism
>removed RPG aspects
>can't decide character's hero but can decide if they're a tranny or not
>too much fucking daylight
>only a handful of indoor locations
>enemies are bullet sponges
>90% of character classes cancelled

>people think I'm not a worthless piece of shit

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You are, don't let anyone else think otherwise user.

perfection
fuck s*yboys, fuck cyberpunk, fuck action games, and fuck cyber trannies

>>removed RPG aspects
It has more RPG aspects than anything CDPR has ever done.
You can hack or engineer your way through a lot of things, locking you out of pathways or specific items if you aren't specced up in them.
>>can't decide character's hero but can decide if they're a tranny or not
The character background mechanic of things like Street Kid or Nomad is better than the character heroes, and we don't know the full depth of this yet, but it certainly gives choice specific dialogue and sequences that you'll only get based on your background.
>>too much fucking daylight
This is a legit retarded complaint.
Just play the game at night.
We don't even know the full weather sequence of CP2077 yet.
>>only a handful of indoor locations
Conclusion drawn on incomplete data, because you are legit making shit up just to cry like a bitch.
>>enemies are bullet sponges
The game has innumerable environment executions that instagib enemies. You see a bit of that in gameplay, putting the guys head underwater and shooting him, but there is a broader system at play that reminds me of the environmental kills of Sleeping Dogs taken to another level.
% of character classes cancelled
They never confirmed any of the other classes to begin with, again, you're deliberately lying in order to fabricate reasons to gripe and moan.

The fact that you can only find petty and outright fictitious reasons to complain reinforces my point gloriously.

Literally everything you said is a lie and I don't feel like wasting time arguing with a company shill but long story short this is a fucking FPS game based around what was meant to be a true role-playing experience, that's been watered down to a generic open-world shooter. Go fuck yourself corporate shill, you probably do this for free.

>Literally everything you said is a lie
Maximum damage control. Pretty pathetic.
>P-playing games is for corporate shills a-a-anyway
Yeah maybe you should go play Russian Roulette with your dads revolver instead.

I know you're like 12 but you should still try playing Deus Ex. Nobody actually thinks Yea Forums cares about Role Playing in Role Playing games considering FF7 is one if its favorite "RPGs"

So you admit it's not an RPG but an FPS instead? I'm glad we're on the same page

also
>Yea Forums is one person

kys

some of the posts you quoted aren't even criticizing CP77 you absolute retard

>Deus Ex isn't an RPG but an FPS
Come back in 6 years when you are old enough to post here.

No, I have a pretty incel face.

wew

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They're ironic shitpost voting, even worse than plebbit voting.

Imagine shilling this hard for a company raping you in the ass by massively downgrading what they initially promised.

t. literal redditor CDPRdrone

>get btfo
>"s-s-shiiiiiilll!!!!"
I'm still waiting for actually legitimate criticism.
From the looks of it, it will be the game of the century based on what little substance shitposters provide.

All anons are breathtaking

>its the most anticipated game right now
Not even. It's nowhere fucking close to Death Stranding. Once DS releases, no one will even remember CB2077 exists/they won't care even months later when that's supposed to release

And did you read his post? He mentioned that and how most people don't know the truth

Kojima prease

what is this? scully?

Kojima isn't even close to the level that CDPR is on. It's funny, because nobody cares about Death Stranding despite the only previews hes done of the game being the announcement of another celebrity.

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>dat Keanu spike

based

I just want to go on roadtrips and spend weekends in the garage tuning bikes to perfection with Keeanu

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Cyberpunk in a nutshell.

fpbp

you know, it kind of looks like keanu almost trips and falls when he said "you're breathtaking" to the guy
imagine there's an alternate universe where he did fall, right on his face, and he died immediately
that guy in the crowd would have to live with the fact he caused keanu reeve's death live on stage and everyone will know about it

That's Capitalism for ya

kill yourself

aye true

he would’ve fallen on his back though if that were to happen
he also wouldn’t die from that

he took a step backwards and twisted his back foot in a weird way, he would've fallen forward
>he also wouldn't die from that
just imagine, man

This