This is considered a bad ending

you eat them with your asshole or something?

anyway
>tfw no physically and sexually abusive green witch GF

How the fuck did Rare get away with this?

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low iq mongoloids shouldn't have internet access

Why's she picking her nose when I could lick it out for her

Then explain how a bolder trapped her in the ground.

snuggle?

if I could choose between a furry and a green skin babe I'd take the latter every time

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she's a fat, old, dyel witch.

>Be me in 2009
>My dumb 12 year old ass at the time watching Banjo videos on YouTube super late at night when I should've been in bed.
>Come across this all of a sudden when watching a japanese Banjo video youtu.be/kuGpKCg89XI
>mfw upon watching it for the first time
>mfw everything went downhill from the moment I discovered what it was parodying.
>Now a dumb 22 year old weeb in 2019 partly because of this shit.

I don't get it

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Minge

No because she wouldnt be a walking skeleton

>Grunty's sisters you should not mock, now come here so I can suck that cock!
-Minge

When I first read about her diet in-game through her sister and also her own dialogue, I was appalled. But becoming skinny after so much work and then wasting it all becoming fat and green again sounds exactly like something a banjo character would do.

You must be 18 to be on this board.

But that's hot and I wish I was her.
God that's hot

Why has this become a meme in like the last week?

Because Nintendogaf just discovered Banjo Kazooie, since they were born well after its release.

saaawse plz

because zoomers started watching banjo kazooie let's plays in the wake of the smash announcement

Post good endings

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It hasn't, you've just started paying attention to it after the Smash DLC got everyone hyped. People have been slobbering over Game Over Grunty ever since the game came out

I have seen a thread like this at least six or seven times this week

Oh noooo.. why is this turning me on......

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plllz hurry give me sause

Wait a second, that bulge isn't a pokeball.

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Futa Jessie does terrible, wonderful, things to my boner.

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Yeah but she was sort of dick to everyone (Cheato/Dingpot/Clanker/Jinjos etc) so the bitch gotta die.

anyone honestly feel bad for grunty at the end of tooie?
I don't know why but I always found it too cruel once her eye fell out

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S A U C E

wait wut?

marmalademum.com/pokiemen-futa-league-all-pages/

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thankyoukindsir

>mfw developed a massive asset theft/swap fetish from this
>can only get off to /d/ threads of prettier girls getting their beauty stolen by uggos

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>this is considered the worse game

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how did rare get away with THIS?

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Only by contrarians and people without frontal lobes

SOURCE!!!

good god man please source

She's fucking evil, man. If she didn't kidnap Tooty she would have started shit with the residents of Spiral Mountain for some other reason. She deserved an assbeating anyways for what she did to my boy Clanker.

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chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4386394

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thanks

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Good DK poster.

MINGE

muchas gracias

Ese es mi compita

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Gruntys living habits would ruin the body in a month, all while tooty is still fugly and Banjo and Kazooie are dead.

Seriously, Listen to Brentilda, Grunty is ugly for a reason, she is the idiot who staples her stomach and still eats too much.

GOD i wish that was me

>see sick dinosaur
>there's a mumbo plate right there in the cave
>but mumbo only enlarges the other dinosaur because mumbo can only do one specific spell in every level for no reason
>have to bring the dino to the cliff in the overworld by train to get him healed by mumbo there and bring him back again
bullshit like that is why tooie is the worse game

I want to fuck kazooie

from a certain point of view

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>Rare were the original mingeposters

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I want my point of view to be under her legs looking up

>wanting to see her dirty, skidmarked panties

Yeah I want them on my face too.

Don't forget that she's a horribly dirty person. You guys don't get excited at the idea of smelling unwashed cunt, do you? I'm sure none here are that degenerate.

>tfw we would probably have gotten a trophy if they hadn't been cut

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I am.

>see jiggy laying around out in the open
>go and grab it with absolutely no more thought or effort put into it than collecting a note
bullshit like that is why kazooie is the worse game

I hear that. I'm going to Japan next year and I can't wait to try out this sexual service involving women who haven't bathed in a day or so, depending on what you choose. You can't actually fuck them, but anything else goes even scat, but I'm not into that

How many times does this actually happen outside of the first few levels?

I AM into that.

>Character gets into Smash
>People become interested in their series
Not hard to figure out.