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niggers
Next up is a girl with boobs
...
???
Based retards.
Who is this announcer? She sounds cute.
Based jannies purged the anime thread
What the hell is happening?
>thread with like 50 posts deleted in favor of this one
why
last op is a fucking retard
What did you people do now? I left when memelands started and now the threads are getting deleted?
>(dead)
i dont wish to talk good about them, but you also gotta factor in things like making sure audio for the headsets work, recheck audio mixing/balancing, confirm video output, etc. theres a lot that goes into this.
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE LAST THREAD DELETED
Which runs are you excited for today Yea Forumsros?
>Kirby Air Ride
>Punch Outs
>Legend of Zelda Randomizer
>Bonus Game
I want to be excited for the Crystal run but it could easily be a 4 hour snoozefest
>Should I do my job?
>Nah just delete the thread lol
based jannies
other OP, go fuck yourself, anime is cancer
>why yes, Metroid Prime 2 is very underrated
I NEED TO DILATE
Because anime is no longer welcome
nice one jannies
reminder msf helps isis soldiers
Anyone else here GENUINELY excited to see Claris running?
WHY DON"T YOU JUST STICKY A THREAD IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE MAKING MULTIPLES
Oh man the run is late what do you think is happening?
>claris
boobs
gotta prune out the anti-trans people somehow I guess
Where are the trannies?
>mods start getting uppity the moment a tranny is up
Hmmmm....
>Petroid Prime
Do these people honestly have a brain and understand what they're saying? Is this actually humorous to them?
WHEN'S RUNESCAPE
>Glad you agree.
>petroid prime
they're not even trying
I'm up next!
Updated for Metroid Prime.
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
ahem.... FUCK
Yea Forums please help me.
Doctors Without Borders is trying to fill my country with refugee scum, and the only way I can fend them off is to get more (you)s
Why are they so behind schedule?
Because that will totally stop people from doing the same here
You can do it Clarence !
Woooooooo
boobs O_O
HERE I GO
sticky invites people who don't care about the event which would result in even more of a shitshow than this threads about to be
in the same way i get excited to see someone speeding down the highway get into a spectacular wreck
GIRL DETECTED
BOOBS DETECTED
I want to fuck her folds
No Therussianrunner this year.. sucks man
Selfie with my BOOBS
look at those lovely females on the couch
Not even going to try and put on a feminine voice? Guess I'll play videogames instead.
Probably because of the borderlands 2 glitch exhibition or whatever.
lets get this shit started
boobs boobs dilation panic attacks boobs
HAHA SELFIE
Was made too early. There's not a single good reason to make threads before active thread hits page 9, fucking retards.
wow this is already cringe
this girl has an unusually deep voice
>awkward already
this couch commentary voice
what in the everloving fuck am I seeing and hearing right now
DISGUSTING
Kill them all user
This girl is THICC
>metroid 2 starts
>look at runner
>look at chat
I am playing YIIK unironically and it is still better than this run
>MP1
>full of chads and dudes who seem like cool friends
>MP2
>trannys and tranny enablers
Reposting this. Fuck you.
UMM
there's a hole, trust me
La creatura de metroid prime 2....
ay dios.....
Oh my God. It's checking its Twitter while running. Mentally ill.
stfu faggot
Chat is absolutely based
>Choking already
OH BOY ITS ALREADY GOOD
This commentary is already fucking horrible.
It was fun. Shitposting made the bit I did catch of borderlands enjoyable. Not watching that ugly thing. See you all tomorrow.
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
damn this speedruner sucks
What exactly am I looking at in terms of the runner here?
I thought I would be able to sit through this longer. I can't do it.
>o-oh
only played prime 1 briefly and hunters. never liked the controls but does the wiimote make it better?
It's HER turn, goddammit
Poor dude has a hard time saying "she".
I didn't know about skipping the part that takes away your items, that's pretty cool
>metroid prime
>not zzz
people like that snoozefest? It was the same run as always. There was nothing new since fucking 2014.
They had a run intensive.
Think they will miss the box trick for 15 minutes again this time?
how long until emoji only chat?
is that another tranny?
>HE'S
>MP2
>Known to be inferior to MP1
>Its sole purpose now is to be a containment game for the mentally ill
Fucking based
>She
>She
>She
UMMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMMM
Why is Rich Evans on the couch?
>claris
i can't watch this. i just can't. it's too painful. how does a person like this exist? it's unfathomable. no effort whatsoever put into presentation. no effort towards at least feigning a feminine appearance. are you even aware? do you know what you're doing? how much damage you're doing to the people you're unintentionally representing? it's sad. really.
t. trying not to fall down the same path
metroid prime 2 is the best __ metroid btw
Who the fuck is talking
>THERE'S A HOLE
>I PROMISE
>there's a hole there, trust me
That's a bit inappropriate to talk about Claris like that during the run what the fuck
don't say it monkaW
DILATION STATION
wow that is a really cute voice
Punchout mostly since Zallard is a god, Sunshine could make for a decent watch too.
Remember, fun is not allowed at GDQ!
>HE'S
BANNED
SO FUCKING BANNED HOLY COW
>The chad Metroid Prime run
>The virgin and tranny Metroid Prime 2 run
Both games are great tho
Gettim outte hear!!
"she's"
>this is the weirdest run
code for what the fuck are you doing
choke incoming FOR SURE
holy shit
Are they doing Magical Pop'n?
no, when you wait too long then multiple people make a thread. you make a new thread at like 470 posts and immediately link to it at 500 posts so nobody else makes a duplicate to piss off jannies. op of the past few threads needs to make his link post more obnoxious and big so people don't scroll past it
they patched his hole, guys
>THERE IS A HOLE
KEK
You uh.... You really have to ask?
I'm going to try and sleep instead of trying to enjoy this mess
>she
"Claris" "he" oh man this guy's banned now.
HE
Things you probably shouldn’t say in a GDQ donation
link the full video
I seethe a little every time they say "she".
It's a he goddammit.
aw shit here we go
Are there two girls on the couch?
>sticky gets ton of traffic with noone able to keep track of anything
>people make more "comfy"/slow threads so they don't have to deal with the mayhem in a sticky
stickies don't work, they're only good for alerting the uninformed that something happened
Wish me luck guys!!
I think I'm gonna go to bed, guys
this isn't even cringey
it's just boring
>A Lucinafag
Of course.
is this one a tranny too?
Metroid Prime 2 is the worst metroid game btw
Based
>You are the man Miles!
This fucking couch
at least you're self-aware
America was a serious mistake. How do we fix it?
save the animals
Imagine the smell
I'M THINKING IT
ohm
umm
>they're worse at following guidelines than pirates
What in the FUCK is that supposed to mean?
>um
>um
>um
>um
>um
wait, was that Claris' voice?
That's just a guy's voice! He isn't even trying!
OH SHIT
didn't "claris" choke really hard on this last time with golem on the couch?
Four males.
>the transition
kek
why does he remind me of linkara
F, F, F, M?
Honestly not sure.
>he's
BANNED!
BANNED!
BANNED!
A transition, huh?
Nice Martin Scorsese eyebrows
>ALLOWS YOU TO DO TRANSITIONS
what the fuck
I'm not gonna make it lads
>what's called a "transition"
yeah nah this shit's all scripted
Yeah they are doing a transition all right
THE TRANSITION
banned
A slim person's face with a big person's stomach is nice sometimes desu.
>pause
>transitions
imagine the smell
>standing on top of these doors allows you to do transitions
banned
>0% chance of Yea Forums talking about the actual run
Kill yourselves.
Oh it's cringy but mainly boring with a huge dose of awkward.
>CALLED THE TRANSITION
OH LADS
>transitions
>luckily it's something I have a lot of experience with
>2 trannies
>awkward commentary
>accent
>fat
He
>transitions
>i'm really good at those ;)
Because setup is fucking insanely slow, took them like 15 minutes to go from Prime 1 to Prime 2, they are both being played on Wii so realistically you'd just have to switch the game. Probably also swap the contoller since runners usually bring their own.
That shit should not take more than a minute.
That didn't take one hour.
>allows you to do transition
ohnononono
>that trans colored pokemon on the sofa
really subtle
>Transitions
SHOWS OVER FOLKS
>This game involves a lot of transitions
>Fortunately I'm very good with that
>standing on these doors allows you to do... transition
lmao
He is so good at this game! Amazing run
Jesus why does he look even more fat as a girl
Claris is cute. Cute!
twitter.com
My favorite game, butchered.
>”transition”
>awkward silence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Alright I'm going to bed anons, you all have fun with the runs!
me neither and I really wanted to watch the uncharted run
>Transition
HAHAHAHh
man fullscreen makes this scary?
You're retarded if you think that's an issue of any kind, a thread will simply go unused or hell even deleted. Duplicates are not an issue, just use active threads as long one can and then make new one, it's not hard, Jesus dude.
trihex's chat is fucking funny
none of them like this one bit
im out
I don't see you talking about it, hypocrite.
>What am I thinking?
>"Don't use male pronouns" "Don't use male pronouns" "Don't use male pronouns" "Don't use male pronouns"
This thread is full of clowns. Let me post another
and here we go.
I'm thinking Claris is an Andy Kaufman tier avant garde comedian and this is just an elaborate skit.
All male, my nigger.
Why are they bringing Jigglypuff into this? Hasn't that poor pokemon suffered enough under hbox?
literally just a guy with a wig
The one in blue looks really similar to proto. It's fucking with me.
LMAOOOOO LITERALLY DILATE HARDER ROFLFLFLFL FHOLY SHIT
Fine group of... Uh... Gals
UMM
UMM
UMM
you really dont know where you are do you?
>spongebob-smelling-fish-man.gif
>Kill yourselves.
aren't you the one to do that tranny?
um
UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM UMMM
>transitions...
>I have a lot of experience with that...I'm really good at it
The jokes just write themselves
Im glad im not that dude right now
It was 1 second off the world record as well which means that pretty much did everything right.
Guys, why are trannies so into speedrunning?
Thanks, now it's all I hear. jesus.
Fuck off avatarfag
>trannies come out of the woodwork once metroid is up
really makes you think
Bless them
i really hope you're baiting/trolling because if you are an actually tranny i feel sorry for you
OUTTA THE WAY BARN'
Notice how they use "claris" a lot to avoid using "she".
It's probably uncomfortable for them to say too.
All trannies deserve death
>ECHOES! haha Echo! Echo!
Yea Forums must be thrilled, you finally have your tranny runner
Umm umm?
>wear a wig
>do literally nothing else
HEY BOYS IM A GIRL NOW DONT USE MY DEADNAME ANYMORE
Why are you guys so fucking transphobic. It's sickening.
We in the backrooms boys.
also that is one ugly lady
it literally happens every time someone waits too long to make a new thread, please shut the fuck up and don't act like you know what you're talking about, newfag
I never watched a complete SQDQ, just a few clip, but why does it look like it suddenly has more trans people over the last years?
S E E T H I N G
Yeah, I'd rather go to work earlier today than watch this.
Aren't there 3? I really can't tell.
>4 hour glitchless pokemon run later today
Why do they keep allowing pokemon runs?
Imagine being in that couch.
picture relevant.
He unironically believes that by participating in this he'll have a better shot at getting laid. He never had any friends to help him stay away from delusions like this.
>trying to bait with a DDLG image
won't work here bud. too obvious
oh god please no
>Judging by the post rate, this is the most hype run of the event.
twitter.com
>this person is streaming for 100k
HELLO, CLARIS!
the boys
wtf im female now
Dude on the right obviously isn't, the runner is, but do the other 2 claim to be trannies as well because, holy shit
When's that coming up?
>there's 3 of them
jesus fucking christ AHAHAHAHAH
The setups then.
So now that the day is almost over. What was your favorite run of the day?
UM
before Samus transitioned
David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>250 posts in 15 minutes
OH GOD THE THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
damn this runner is pretty hot. you think she shaves her armpits?
Me running away from this stream.
>why does it look like it suddenly has more trans people over the last years?
because it does have more trannies, for some reason they have latched onto the speedrunning community like fucking parasites
This game is awesome and the run itself is pretty good so why is so trash to watch?
UMMMMM *RANDOM LAUGH* ummmmm *STARTS TO EXPLAIN THE TECH BURSTS INTO MORE RANDOM LAUGHING INSTEAD* UMMMMM
PERMABANNED
>NO APPEAL
PERMABANNED
>NO APPEAL
PERMABANNED
>NO APPEAL
PERMABANNED
>NO APPEAL
Well let's be fair, he also pumped his body with drugs in a desparate attempt to get unnatural breasts
there's a large demographic called tranny slayers that just follow failed trannies around until they get drunk or high and then they fuck them
this group is 90% of subs to tranny twitch streams and half of their twitter followers
Ummm
>holding R
oh no
it was the bts tech interview
>Yes, I'm going to say the hard R and you can't stop me
>No, don't Claris!
is far left a tranny too?
why dont they even try to look like girls? long hair isnt nearly enough
Going by gdq standards that's after the transition.
see
No point. Prime 2's the same boring as fuck out of bounds glitch fest its always been. What the fuck else is there to talk about? This shit's been the same for three years. It's boring as fuck.
This entire time I thought the dude talking was the guy, not the fucking runner.
>the only time anyone here watches the run is when the runner is a tranny
>this """"commentary""""
dilate
Fire.
Cute pokemon!
What is the point of being Transgendered if you're not even gonna bother to try and make your voice, body, or face more feminine?
MENTALLY ILL
This is too fitting.
No explanation on the first Dark Samus fight???
jerking my cock
honestly twitch chat is usually just Yea Forums. they hate niggers trannies and jews. even with emote only mode they will find a way to dab on them all.
speedrunning is for mentally ill people who want to cut their cocks off
I dated and lived with a tranny, the one in the blue is using a painful and stressing way of changing it's voice.
Someone please save Jigglypuff.
huh, not only that, but apparently most of the old players are in ''transition'' now.
what the fuck
They're all dudes, so you're not wrong.
Minimum effort for free attention.
MSF is a human traficking organization.
They also help niggers in a never ending cycle of breeding and needing.
ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE
>im really good at transitions
come on now
>that fucking lisp
based schizo
Why explain the run when you can giggle over how much damage power bomb does?
Based Ampharos
This dude doesn't even try to talk in a falsetto voice. Fucking lazy.
>haha wow this game is so well made
fuck you
*UMMP UMMP UMMP*
Dial 8
they literally immediately explained that it was due to powerbomb, which you should have by this point, are you even paying attention?
what is he thinking user?
>instant morph isn't in prime 1 at all
except thats wrong you dumb fuck
Post metroid.
Ignore transexual talk.
How bad is Evangelion on Netflix?
Pokemon runs were pretty hype when they were done by that Australian who got cucked by his brother.
UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM UMM
UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
FUCKING KILL ME THESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST
What are you doing up so late user? You aren't messing up your sleep schedule again are you?
REMEMBER TO ALLOW BTTV TO SHOW DELETED COMMENTS LADS
>This game doesn't have rules, merely suggestions
This commentator is awful.
they removed all instances of fly me to the moon. don't bother.
AHEM
U dont gotta be ultra fem to be trans but u go off v
wow hahaha
WHERE'S THE SOURCE
imagine the smell
and you're crying about Yea Forums instead of watching the run, fuck off back to discord you hypocritical tranny.
too busy bashing trannies obviously who are more beautiful than her
Dude you have the whole internet and you want to watch some butchering on Netflix?
translation and new dub are worse but tolerable. ED is fucked tho, so don't bother
posting on Yea Forums
AMMMMM
My god, how out of touch one can some people be of their speech mannerisms.
That's no Jigglypuff, that's Trigglypuff
is replaying 1 game and autistically speed running it somehow make you want to cut your dick off?
It's not even midnight yet, so I'm okay.
>how the fuck did I get in with all these goddamn trannies what is wrong with my world
will there be any good speedrunner at all on this sgdq?
based werster
no but you at least have to put some effort in and not post "im girl, boobs" on twitter 24/7
I LOVE METROID!
Wait, why is that?
but its 8.36 in the morning
WHEN IS BONESAWS RUN
is this the first um, girl run of the event?
>the announcer
we've got a live one
i went to sleep after titanfall and woke up during borderlands 2. I wish i could sleep more
I just have the stream open in another tab while I shitpost here and play on my 3ds.
>viewer rate is plummeting
OH NO NO NO NO
it's autism mostly
alot of trannies who used to be /pol/ fags becme trannies due to inceldom
can someone post a meme.
It's the long haired tranny with the bald spot edited onto a painting of the signing of the declaration of independence
copyright kikery
this guy is just an elaborate troll right?
Based. Same here. Sadly I have to go to work soon.
THIS
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO BATMAN HE MEANS BUSINESS
Is bonesaw back?
no but they look like fucking brutes, any by the way Miles acts all cutey like just shows how delusional he is with his self image
Every time i talk to a tranny in public i call them dude or man. I cant help it I have the tism.
>THEY HAVE NO BORDERS THEY HAVE NO GATE THIS CHARITY IS REALLY GREAT
seconding this
so you're saying we've seen all the streams?
what the fuck am I watching
this is lit
>No Halo
>No Metal Gear
>No Deus Ex
Shit marathon
>Echo donation
>ENDLESS CHORTLING
Someone donate and shoutout the founder of that PAI company
wasted quints
All instances of Fly Me to the Moon (even the instrumentals) are gone.
Some subs are changed. Not a huge deal in some cases, but others are pretty questionable.
>LESS VIEWS THAN FORTNITE
>LESS DONATIONS THAN SAME TIME LAST YEAR
GDQ IS KILL
>"why the fuck did I agree to this?"
CHECKED
every time they say "power bombs" I keep thinking they're saying "power bottoms"
dilate
>metroid
>oh great, maybe gonna check the run
>... it's a tranny couch...
40% of trannies are autistic, and 100% of speed runners are so i guess there's a lot of overlap
Oh, my first thought was that it was "problematic" or some shit.
>that deep ass voice
copyright laws obviously, they don't have the rights for it anymore. didn't it ever bother you that rebuild of evangelions didn't use the song either?
>
Welp, someone gotta give him the sauce now.
I'm sorry I don't have that one but enjoy
>tfw want to play the prime games
>can never finish the first one because it gives me migraines
they look so fun
They doing a run of Hallow Knight Godmaster?
I ain't clicking that shit.
um
see
>am... am I next?
MISSED IT
Trihex?
I LIKE THAT JUMP
Jesus fuck that's what I thought too. What is actually going on here? It feels like such a troll, or in other words I'm not mentally prepared to admit that people unironically exist in the world
>you could be watching speedruns
>instead you're at Cocoa Beach pier waiting for a rocket launch
>Reset
OOF
>reset
supposedly he submitted jack and daxter again for this marathon and it got put on standby, meaning it wasn't on the schedule, but if someone's run fell through it could have been added. pretty sure he just withdrew it though instead of coming all the way to gdq for nothing, but still, it's a good omen for the future
No donations at all
They are
international sign of choking
IT BEGINS
>One tranny has a normal dude voice
>Other tranny has a 10 year old boys voice
RESET
yea
Posting in an epic bread
>2 days ago
Fuck
Oh hey it's Miles
Would You?
>using a safety save
HOLY FUCK THIS COULD NOT BE A BIGGER TRAINWRECK
Jump failed once
>reset
Wait a minute... where have I seen that goat before?
based
CHOKE INCOMING
is this fucker already choking? why do they keep having him back
>Reset
just check paheal for splatoon and samus, probably not that many pics with both
failed jump counter: 1
time lost: 4 minutes
Why are they cheering? Is she going to break down if she keeps failing?
If you're ever in trouble just signal for me and I will be there.
hey guys, sorry if changing the subject but did anyone else notice how many trannies in this event?
>Reset
>Image contains spaltoon and samus aran
hm maybe that's a clue and you could search it in any of the boorus
Ready for this run to get mercy killed?
Which one in the back is protoman?
Claris is one giant boob.
all you do is walk around and scan a bunch of shit, just play agent under fire or halo instead.prime is one of the most overated games of all time
>First try
It's almost 2am what rockets are launching at this time of the night.
I like the tiddy drawing of that mascot. I will eventually make a fuckable version for my vr games.
For every tranny it's important to be urself :^)
"need some quiet time"
It's already dead quiet lol
CHOKE
Unironically yes
>asking for quiet time
I'd honestly prefer to just miss the trick
he doesnt even give a fuck does he?
if youre going to just fuck around at least make jokes
Here we go again...
mercy kill oppurtunity missed
From a distance, that tranny is the blue shirt almost looks fuckable. I'm afraid to look closer.
>claris tried to talk in a higher pitched voice during his first appearance as a tranny
>every appearance after that he gave up on the voice
I just tuned in, are those two in the middle men or women ? cant tell
Where do I go for the non-casterated chat?
>couch tranny is wearing flip flops
she did it guys!
Except it does.
youtube.com
Only you would do that faggot
WHAT
H
A
T
BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL
*autistic squealing noises*
just kill me
>fag in crowd yells it just works for the 5th time
you know you would suck her toes
dont lie
All 4 of them are male.
thats funny
???????? I so confused, They're just yelling ?????
WAHHT WAHHT WAHHT
SO UMM UMM UMM
DO THESE PEOPLE EVER USE COMPLETE SENTENCES???????????????????
that voice gasping and huffing, how does that make you feel user?
they have women playing now?
comfy
>This run
can you imagine how hard it must be to put on a voice all the time
this tranny is shaped like a bag of clothes
What the fuck is even going on?
HUE HUE HUE listen to my ladylike giggles
Shout outs to the two autistic anons having a petty argument in the previous thread
nothing funny happened
he literally has nothing else in his life going for him so his sole identity and personality is based on his claimed sexuality. Without it, he does nothing of value or note to get the attention he wants. Now, he can at least claim oppression points.
Like all others, he'll see the depth of satisfaction this nets him, and he'll become one of the 40%.
>echoes
men
Everyone dead quiet as these autistic people giggle on the couch.
Falcon Heavy supposedly.
icky
oh NO
they are men speed running life
I have no idea, user.
>all of them literally oinking
jesus christ
based
thanks batman
they did a thing differently than their intended run POGGERS
so are they gonna attempt to explain it?
no? okay
0/10 run fuck this
WHAT HAPPENED ALL THEY DID WAS GIGGLE AND NOT EXPLAIN
what has been the best moment so far?
falcon heavy
What is up with irl freaks and nintendo games?
I'm out
Why are you guys so butthurt? Because she is actually good at the game?
But men technically have breasts too.
>long skirt
dude probably has hairy legs, also nice 5 o clock shadow
No, man feet are ugly always and in every single combination.
NEW
NEW
if he actually comes back it'll be like the 2nd coming of christ. The twitch chat will still be shit but I'll be in the crowd for his run specifically.
>she
Luckxking misgendered him in twitch chat. hehe
She'd be pretty passable if she plucked her eyebrows some.
I really like this picture
>I'm a woman now!
>Then doesn't even put in the effort to change his voice
Miles would have done better because Miles has time to practice instead of doing makeup and tweeting irrational shit for years.
can't wait for that to get pruned for being early
based
>not at bump limit
based earlyposter
no one loved them as a kid and all they had was their nintendo consoles.
That pic is so off model that it actually looks like a completely different and better looking character. Might as well be Kazooie porn.
If they say one wrong word during this run then they are fucking exiled
>she
huh neat
I wonder if I'll be able to see it from my house.
Based Miles
>DONT_CHECK_TWITTER_monkaW
i love twitch chat sometimes
You're supposed to just get close to the platform then fall in the pit and the game respawns you on the platform, but he got a damage boost from an enemy at just the right time giving enough speed to make it to the platform without falling.
can we get another one that isn't way early and doesn't have a reddit op
you are witnessing it, this is what Yea Forums has been waiting for since the start, a fat cunt in a wig pretending to be a girl.
A mix, only on the soundtrack. It didn't appear in the movie itself which matters.
Holy shit we do trans people trigger Yea Forums THIS much?
>Those ratings are always invalidated
>The time a speedrun takes
Fucking stupid
Imagine the smell
Things usually work both ways.
But that looks like a different streamer that's just hosting SGDQ? Hasn't GDQ chat been sub only for a while too? I doubt anyone wanting to bash on a tranny would pay to do so.
55 minutes left until the estimate gentlemen
I don't care and my dick doesn't care either. My hand will craft and I will make magic.
its trihex, retard.
chill out with your autism fuckwad no one gives a fuck
Just the zoomers who can't just focus on the game being played.
this run is so boring i want to cut my dick off during it
because it's grotesque seeing them
Reset count 2
>ANOTHER RESET
>it's only been 26 minutes. wow
>tranny comes on
>thread is capped in 30 mins instead of 50
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fail run
OOB runs are fucking boring
>imagine having to sit on that couch next.
stop making ops with non-vidya images you faggot retards
>CRYING
I LOVE CLARIS
>2 resets before the 1/2 hour mark
SECOND RESET
This is hard to watch
MERCY KILL
is the tranngger choking like he did last year?
cheering for resets, fuck all this.
>this level of choke
We need to go deeper
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...
So which one is a girl?
oh god, this reset is so far back
why do they keep smacking their lips and coughing into the mic yuck
>have to endure this tranny even longer
SPINE DOESNT RHYME WITH TIME, YOU FAGGOT
...
>from puns to terrible limericks
ffs
Only when the "trans" person adopts the word with the lowest amount of effort. It's just an obese man in a wig.
Everyone stops to stare at traffic accidents.
It doesn't say trihex anywhere on there you retard.
>that awkward af poem
There once was a man with no penis,,,
>TFW Miles starts hitting himself
C U T E Kapp
I turned the stream off because i don't support people with mental disabilities pretending REALLY hard to be something they aren't.
It's legitimate mental damage and the fact that it is enabled it disgusting.
>Grand Abyss
>I'm waiting
Gross
>genderfluid doggo
i'm fucking sorry
what
>genderfluid dog
WHAT
Can someone make the next thread that ISNT a reddit retard?
based lateposter
oh my god taytay is so fucking hot
this is why, i think i will never go trans, they scare the fuck outta me
It's just seething trannies trying to piss off the jannies, someone will make a real thread eventually
donation girl sounds cute
>considering going trans
I thought that trannies being on Yea Forums was just a meme. Fuck this place.
one's already made you retards
We went from dreaming of being little girls to becoming manlets with large moobs courtesy of HRT.
>she's gonna go back and transition
Her Twitter is SakuraTsubasa
yeah, but she's probably a tranny
i just can't fathom the people who fly out there just to sit in a big room in an uncomfortable auditorium chair and watch someone else glitch through a game, usually doing stuff you do not understand at all, clapping when instructed.
>said um 5 times in one sentence.
Holy fuck.
because venn diagram of people with crippling anti-social mental illness and people who speedrun is nearly an eclipse
That's the shitposter thread, where's the REAL one?