It’s over Bros. RIP to etika

He was probably the biggest Nintendo streamer

redditors actually made fun of this kid in the comments

After it got out that jimmy hoffa was supposed to have been sunk in one, people stopped digging holes and just started throwing niggers in lakes like it was free.
Our lakes are literally full of human hamburger given freely as fish food.

Why am I supposed to care ?

I googled the post and it has 331 upvotes. Are you really trying to damage control over random images?

People kill themselves all the time
I imagine most dont leave their stuff on the bridge so the police never even really start looking for them specifically

You're the only one who doesn't know him faggot

Follow your leader's example, retard.

The gay bear broke him. Thanks Phil.

I FUCKING TOLD HIM NOT TO BROWSE THE DEEP DARK WEB!!!1!
THEY SUICIDED HIM!

What you think his last words was before he made the jump?

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2b2t got him.

BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

BAZINGA

THE PURGE WIN FUCK YEAH

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i hope this fall doesn't hurt too ba-

Am I crazy for thinking this the most logical reasoning for his mental health to decline?

>download a bunch of child porn
>get caugh
>kill self

GOOD
glad this kid fucking nigger is gone

that's what he fucking gets

It's the most populated city in America, and the bridges are easy to access. I'd imagine there are people jumping off one of them every night up there.

>Downloaded CP
What?

>im so heartbroken give me attention
Fucking sociopath

I don't

Nigga what? Got some SOURCES for that shit or naw?

dio

There isnt people jumping off them that often

I'd like to see some sitcom where two losers planning to kill themselves run into each other on the bridge
>No no, after you
>It's not like I'm in a hurry

>Profiteering off someones death

Keemstar is a faggot.

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it's so easy to do so

this. he needs to shut the fuck up.

this is what happens when you fuck too many white girls

he got what was coming to him. typical uncle tom.

>eceleb phonefag twitter screencap about another eceleb

PLEASE BE TRUE GOD I FUCKING WANT ALL IRONIC WEEBS TO DIE

Thank God, now we can stop talking about this dumb aas

heartbroken rn

some random youtuber killed him
youtube.com/watch?v=HwJxyoD_kp8

look at the date...

Are you confusing Etika with Mad Thad

>known for overreacting and screaming at nintendo stuff
>"this is so sad i cant believ he killed himself i am crying rn"

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Alvin is an alpha male so he's used to getting blowed, his brothers however are virgin betas so it must feel like heaven to them specially Simon since Theodore is autistic

Jumping off a bridge into a lake sounds like a really shitty way to die
>Those few seconds were you're falling and your mind goes full survival instinct mode
>The pain when the impact breaks two dozens of bones
>The drowning sensation as your broken ribcage stabs you from the inside while you're incapable of moving your extremities and you desperately gasp for air

>Laugh track plays
>Police officer shows up
>You two go first
>Laughtrack and clapping

America has one of the highest suicide rates in the world after what the boomers and Israel did to it

I don't know how tall the bridge is but wouldn't you just die on impact at that height?

sauce on etika being a pedo

A girl in my highschool just straight up left the school during the day and committed suicide by walking into the hudson river one day a few years ago

Biggest Nintendo streamer? Get real.

>every night
I'm a detective in st. pete in florida which isn't even the largest city or even a "city" and we have 8-10 suicides by bridge a fucking week. Its just that 99% of deaths aren't reported because the news paper wouldn't be thick enough.

Charge your fucking phone

>4 replies

>None of them are JOYCON BOIIIIIIIIS

Your all bandwagoning faggots

When you clicked on this board, did you notice a sign that said "dead nigger storage"?

its 41 meters, dont think it killed him on impact, the definitely drowned

You'd at the very least black out on impact so it wouldn't be too bad other than the fall. Those last few seconds where you know there's no turning back would be terrible.

>Kill yourself
>Soul comes out body
>They find your body
>They mistake you for an annoying E-Celeb
How would you feel?

Ive seen that before not sure where though. Actually im sure ive seen it more than once a
Well anything don't

Damn I can't believe Etika just killed some random black guy to keep this charade going.

Fat girls love to eat, you can only imagine how Theodore is feeling

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch Twitch Streams

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Its Jew York, what do you expect?

this

lots of people die and it's sad, but this ecelebs aren't vidya

japan is higher

Truly the entertainer of the people

anyone but etika................ please..................... PLEASE

Not even in the top 15 you liar.

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Soulless, obviously

at least some people will care for a moment

Wasn't he voicing president in some awfully bad modification?

>NOOOOOOO NOT MY INTERNET HERO I HAVE DONATED OVER 3000 DOLLARS TO HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck. i knew a lithuanian kid. he was retarded as hell. if that's the type of person you have to deal with then God bless you, lithuaniabros. you deserve better.

Why is Lithuania so fucked

Still really funny to me that they found a Switch with his drivers license.
>Make sure they know it's me.

F to pay your respects

youtube.com/watch?v=xBPRa6ngIoo

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confused because I'm not sure how you could mistake a pale white man for etika

Don't newspapers have a unwritten ethics rule thing where they, at least generally, don't report every suicide so that suicidal people don't get ideas and desensitive themselves to the idea?

I learned that when I was looking up suicides in the news for that exact reason for a while and realized there were surprisingly little reports.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=1BbRtvY7Bgg

Imagine if his intentions were to fake his death but he ended up being killed anyway.

Depending the height, you can die instantly from the impact.

This

I don't give a fuck about your nigger e-celeb

Good riddance.

>South Korea
What's going on there? I can understand Lithuania and Russia because they're Soviet bydlo shitholes, but what's causing the gooks to off themselves?

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Who the fuck is Etika? a cute twitch attention whore?

Atleast I won't be a nigger anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=gcL1mSaHjf0

I hope more streamers decide to kill themselves because of this

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>Who the fuck is banjo

go to /x/ with that spooky shit

Very similar culture to Japan (work yourself to death) but they don't even have porn to escape with.

>RIP to etika
You sure
brooklyn.news12.com/story/34785903/body-found-in-east-river-identified-as-missing-brooklyn-man-steven-middleton

damn, that sounds pretty sweet
i wish i saw that

Why do people tell themselves this to rationalize dating fat women? It's the same as calling a landwhale "THICC", I miss the days when guys that dated fatties were made fun of.

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>BING BING WAHOOO *jumps* YIPPEE

The United States isn't even on that list
worldpopulationreview.com/countries/suicide-rate-by-country/

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literally who

What if he took faking his own death so far he threw another black guy off a bridge to make it look like it was him

>2014

> I'M A NIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................ *plopl*

interesting

yeah, but short in the brain: long in the train. theodore has more shaft for her to work. therefore, we may conclude that theodore is getting the best head from his THICCMUNK

South Korea is essentially the worst parts of the Japanese and Chinese work ethic combined.

got no stress relievers with their shitty cultist government

>be 40 years old with a kid
>constantly """""act""""" like a child while reading the latest kiddie tier drama on the internet
It gets him paid sure, but man that's fucking cringe. The internet is a real weird place.

video before he killed himself

youtube.com/watch?v=BqV2CbIq9pM

Not Simon that's for sure, his female clone was worst girl.

i dont get it
why is this guy so loved
im not too familiar with his stuff but im pretty sure hes just a youtube reactor? and those guys are generally faggots overreacting to youtube videos for clicks
why does everyone suck this guy off?

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OH NO NO NO NO
RIPFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Don't be in denial, zoomer.

FYI if you see news about the dead body being a man called Steve Middleton, its from 2014

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They can't live with the shame of being the land that produced Psy.

Why the fuck would you choose fucking drowning as your way to go? Jump off a building or something instead holy shit.

>newspapers
>ethics

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it's easier for me, and I don't wanna pay out. I don't date fatties, I don't date

Man, do I hate niggers.

Damn, Russia.

What's going on in Lesotho to make it the only one where the female suicide rate is higher than the male?

Trends, that's all there is to it.
People wanting to be part of "the group".

I remember the first time i saw MAGAhats in real life, it was during the election cycle. I was walking around in college and, im not fucking around, this fat white guy with a trench coat and a sweaty shirt was wearing a MAGAhat. Guy was a living stereotype.

Only kids love this guy.

this is a very important factor. whereas theodore's clone was CUTE

>they were actually waiting for Etika to leave his possessions at the bridge before throwing him over

The perfect crime

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Of all the screaming reaction video mongs, he screamed the loudest.

You don't drown you fucking retard. The impact of the water kills you at that height.

Simon looks like he's he's being sucked dry

You die on impact from hitting the water unless you fuck up and dive feet first at an angle, then you just end up breaking a lot of bones and then drown to death.

The same reason any developed First world nation has. The bleak, depressing life of waking up early to go to some shit job for most of the day and then go home to repeat the same shit over again.

but he's holding on to her, indicating that he's having the best time. theodore basically fucking falls asleep because that fat bitch doesn't have any experience being obese and all

>Some literal who died
Don’t care

You die from the shock of having every bone in your body crushed immediately. You probably barely feel anything at all.

but i'd care about you too if i had news from your life. i really would. as it stands, that won't happen.

We need more reddit memes
youtube.com/watch?v=r8bz46jO_O0

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Ironmically if they were reported all the time maybe society might actually do something about the underlying problems causing them.

If you fall from high enough you'll break your neck easily hitting water

Like tears in rain
youtu.be/3BothyW7F_c

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>Nigger jumps into water
>Dies
Sometimes the memes just write themselves.

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Fucking Belgium? Seriously? Nothing evenhappens there. Why would they kill themselves? Their favorite diner closed down? I fucking hate first worlders so much.

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>Why the fuck would you choose fucking drowning as your way to go? Jump off a building or something instead holy shit.
This is what third world education teaches you.

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there's no fucking way I'd do that after seeing that video of the frenchie jumping out the window and landing asshole-first on a metal pole, the fucking thing went through his entire body and he didn't die right away

He's clearly trying to push her off.

Suicide is a like a fucking game to the Russians sometimes.

How did he die? He just jumped from the bridge and there's water beneath. Someone explain this to me.

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he's holding on to her head because he needs to exert extra thrust. he's literally doing her job for her.

So he finally did it.

No one wants to do anything unless it all happens and once and you can't brush it off.
Car accidents kill countless thousands every year but since they don't happen at once you just get used to it as background noise.

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None of these countries lie withing a tropical zone. It's almost as if humans didn't evolve to live outside that range.

Link?

nothing is confirmed guys

Hog farms.

Only good post ITT

>being this stupid

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Keem told him to kill himself watch the last interview Keem gave to him

>my country is on the list
>feeling suicidal lately
Bros, should I help bringing my country on the top?

Is this a percentage or per 100000?

Thank goodness. Another coon down and out

just look up "paris man impaled on pole" or some shit, I can't be fucked to look for it but it should be on liveleak

>Some nigger in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Africa has to hunt down the deer to feed his family
>life is good, the rain came twice today
>Some white guy that owns his house and has a well paying job
>fuck this i'm killing myself life sucks
Will humans ever be fucking satisfied?

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1. probably the most failed empire of all time
2. nothing to do
3. getting ultrafucked in eurowars
4. weather

Yeah that was bad, it came out of his shoulder too.