What if Reimu was in Smash
What if Reimu was in Smash
Hudson Cook
Benjamin Ward
What if my dick was in Reimu's armpit
William Hall
I hate this generic ass bitch of a protag. And yet, lately I've been fapping so hard for her despite not having the slightest bit of interest in her before. What the fuck is this witchcraft? There are so many sexier and cooler characters in touhou and yet I keep looking up the porn of her
Alexander Flores
What if VD is good
Caleb Williams
I would buy a switch
Jayden Ross
What if Reimu was Smash by cock
Ayden Garcia
How do I get a Reimu gf?
Xavier Baker
Kill yourself dumb secondary.
Gabriel Phillips
Why does the U S A flag make the moonmen seethe?
Jordan Cox
Nicholas Edwards
I am not... The only thing of touhou I even like is the games and the remixes. Oh and of course the porn, too
Gabriel Carter
Vily Deast?
Eli Morgan
you don't. they're all chubby trannys
Anthony Carter
just realized how much i like her design a couple hours ago, been going through every single page of gelbooru and saving my favorite art
huge waste of time, please convince me to stop
John Carter
what if I smashed reimu's womb
Hudson Martinez
I wouldn't be surprised, nobody can beat the cock
Josiah Ross
>shrine maiden
>in boots
HOLY
Ethan Brooks
what if marisa was in smash
Kayden Sanchez
My apologies, carry on.
Brayden Phillips
Because this guy singlehandedly wiped out the Lunarian armies.
Oh and Buzz Aldrin was there too I guess.
Josiah Flores
...
Juan Williams
Elijah Hall
>Tripfag telling anyone to kill themselves.
Cringe.
Justin Taylor
I wish raymoo would shoot me.
David Green
>generic
how many protags do you know who are shinto shrine maidens that can fly
Ayden Powell
Landon Hill
Reimu would be vastly overpowered for smash
>can fly
>supreme ranged attacks
>bombs
there's no way to fight her
Jeremiah Allen
>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick
>Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused
>at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Wriggle here)
>Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
Could've been worse
Hunter Young
Charles Nelson
I wanna cum inside Reimu
Joseph Morales
What if Reimufags just fucking stopped?
Robert Baker
doujins of armstrong raping moon bunnies when?
Tyler Harris
What if Smashfags just kill themselves?
Justin Sanchez
For starters that character in your image is BNKRG and not Reimu
Nathan Cox
Take it up with taggers on gelbooru
Julian Bell
Why is she so strong?
Gavin Walker
...
Carter Wright
Thanks for bumping, faggot.
Mason Barnes
Just graze her projectiles.
Julian Collins
Not the same without Stirner.
Jaxon Thompson
If Reimu gets in Smash I will ______
Jaxon Brown
main her
Adam Adams
Try to main her but suck at it
Christopher Hughes
Watch /jp/die
Samuel Williams
Rosterfagging changes forever
Aaron Harris
Even more waifu faggotry on Yea Forums and the destruction of a franchise I loved for 15 years.