ITT: We post bullshit boss fights

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Ascension 0.

N-No bully.

Let's play war. In the cafeteria during lunch!

What deck where you trying?

Learn to count to 12, nigga.

Just do Defect with +Focus and Frost Orbs.

Not my fault the game keeps giving me only shiv cards. My poison decks have been shit every time too.

Tried a poison deck initially but only had one of the cards that triple the poison with no Burst in sight.
Then I went for an exhaust deck but I was too much of a brainlet to know when to barricade and fiend fire properly.
My closest success was with Frost stacking with the Defect but I had fuck all damage and scaling.

>use remnant
>create strategy where I just use power cards to keep channeling lightning orbs.
>literally did 1000 damage in a single turn after having only 1 other turn for set up.
>this fuck only lets em play 12 cards at a time
It was still easy as hell to beat him, but it was definitely annoying. If I hadn't taken those relics that kept me from healing I maybe could've beat the actual final boss. Eh, probably not though.

I watched Jorbs overexplained run and went from ascencion 0 to 8 in a few days

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I somehow beat it my first time with a whole lot of Inflames and Limit breaks. If you get those doubling cards, and cards that let you pick cards from your discard, you can be doing hundreds of damage with each strike.

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What are some good character mods?

Slime

I really like servant

You are so fucked and you don’t even know it yet.
Easy. Just let me shuffle for, uh, to make sure YOU don’t cheat

slime and the disciple

I don't have a picture but the fucking final boss of GUN

>disciple
did they every nerf some his overpowered cards? I remember him having some really stupid shit like a card that gave a permanent -2 str and didn't exhaust and a card that put an enemy to sleep and didn't exhaust so you could stunlock with it

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Slime is crazy easy to infinite with

This one is easy. In fact it's the only one I can consistently beat. I have the most trouble with the awakened one.

I hate the awakened one because he's the only thing in the game that can't be beaten with a deck of only Panache.

just don't play powers bro
by which I mean don't build a deck that has too many powers unless it has so many that the awakened one's strength doesn't matter

>Play a game where you know you'll end up fighting one of three bosses
>Deliberately build a deck which is unable to beat one of those bosses
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

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all three bosses are designed for a different type of deck though

If you don't build your deck like a retard, you won't have to worry about which boss you're up against. If you're relying on the boss being one of the three, you've either had an abnormally poor run or you're playing suboptimally.

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I mean I know you arent wrong but at the same time sometimes slay the spire really fucks you over with card drops and relics

>DUDE I'LL JUST KEEP USING EXTRA TURNS LMAO

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What the fuck? Where is this? I would definitely remember seeing something like that in tome. Is it from the new DLC?

I didn't even realize he healed the first time I fought him because I stomped the last 60% of his health with poison.

It's a post-endgame boss if you have the forbidden cults DLC.

Ah, yeah I don't have that one. Is it worth it? How are the classes and races?

>enemies are using a big attack and you get zero defensive options this turn
>enemies are using buffs/debuffs and you draw nothing but blocks this turn
>it's act 2 and all the ? events are just fights
>you pick up omamori after picking up 3 curses

Writhing One is a melee class with a pet, and the pet is actually "good".
Cultist of Entropy has some weird shit tometips.github.io/#classes/demented/cultist_of_entropy
Drem are "overpowered" because of their first racial being a cooldown reset on almost any single ability you want, and every other racial being decent too. Also, they can be stone wardens.

I didn't choose the shit luck life, it chose me.

all the dream bosses from hollow knight

Fucker's the only boss that doesn't abide by the game's rules

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fire doggo was harder honestly, at least you could stun amygdala into a riposte.

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>"Nameless"
>His name is in the picture

He's not that bad, he sure does fuck up 0 cost Defect decks but you can just plan for ending your turn with the final card that makes him end your turn anyway. And don't attack him before he heals because he'll heal more.

Fuck the heart, it's such bullshit. The tough fight before him, the damage for any card you play, hitting you for 60 after a few turns....fucking asshole

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wholeheartedly agree. I unlocked the heart after ~5 runs, and 50 hours later I still haven't managed to clear him with any character. about to resort to cheat mods if I cant get him in the next few tries.

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I recently started playing this game, and beat the heart 3 times now
>Ironclad with a block build + apparitions&strange spoon and 2 headbutts to get the apparitions back, this gave me enough time to get 20 metallicize combined with barricade.
I didn't even take damage once. Had thorns and some body slams to damage him.
>Silent with not really a focused build but just a ton of good shit. Shuriken to boost strength (always did too because I had ninja scroll), dead branch to get me random cards, oh and a ton of mana
I had 5 mana, 6 when full health, so that plus good cards carried me through the fights. Also had 10 thorns to punish the x12 attack hard
>Defect who started every turn with Storm and Creative AI + Birdfaced Urn, and a ton of strong defensive cards
I just played powers and kept summoning lightning while healing. Had 2 very upgraded Genetic Sequences, and 3 of the 16block card that you can play for free after playing 4 powers (which for me was turn 2 onwards)
Oh and I had both a revive potion and a revive relic, though I ended up only using the potion (was close though, but the heart died mid x12 attack due to me summoning 5 or so lightning every hit that I took)

>just dash to the left or right and his side/back

This ABSOLUTE faggot

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I always take damage against that plant cunt, feels way too overtuned for a level 2 regular enemy.

while I don't know yours, posting another turn skipper boss this one can randomly act up to 5 times a turn.

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