SGDQ 2019

SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
FFF: Borderlands 2

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I'm up next, wish me luck!

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if it's anything like the interview at least ((((she)))) won't be talking for a lot of it

Jesus help

>tranny appears on screen
>thread and chat go ballistic
this is why I watch GDQ

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WORST GDQ EVER

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F

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metroid my dudes

but samus is a tranny

we had an entire 500 post thread from the start of borderlands glitch exhibition til now

Post some cute anime girls

1.5 hours until Yea Forums explodes

BRUH

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This thread will not be about video games.

Play PrimeHack!

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Runescape when?

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Anime-posting discordniggers need to leave.

>100 dollar donation
>crickets

lmao fuck all this shit

based

I'm sorry.

these music remixes suck ass.

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janny explosed himself

i've missed you, old friend

What does the Uncharted mean when it says No Airwalk?

Friendly reminder that if were born with a penis and male chromosomes, you're a MALE no matter how much you argue with it.
No ammount of operations will change what you really are unless you want to look like an ugly IRL Frankenstein monster like Claris does right now.

Dilate with it.

You're fast, man.

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I'm up next after Metroid Prime guys, wish me luck!

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Adam didnt authorize the use of Plastic Surgery apparently

Classic

only one i'm looking forward to is chrono trigger

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Any kino/cringe moments boys?

>Viewership goes down
>Donations mysteriously start to spike up

Something fishy is going on here.

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Serious question.
Was that interview the most active these thread have been?

This announcer can barely read.

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samus combo for this samus run

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both are still awful

please god don't let that fat fucking trannyblob be on the couch for Prime 1
give me at least one hour of peace before the cringe bomb

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Good fucking job with the oc

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I love how none of these announcers can even read the MSF prompt without fucking up at some point.

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forgot the painted nails

Same
Bruh, he ain't dead(yet).

>exceedingly uncomfortable

God damn Miles is ugly as fuck

Coming up after Prime, really soon!

Good luck!

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Do you have the Gamer Mark, Yea Forums?

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I like it more than hearing the same chiptunes from vidya you always hear.

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I wanna fuck that gnome

Miles is such a low effort tranny. Doesn't even crossdress. All he did was change his name and get fat.

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LMAO THIS ANNONCER IS RETARDED.

the dancing autism is expanding, now there are 3

hi punchy

is she in?

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Same energy

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I'm not deep in metroid lore but when did samus ever have green hair?

Lmao this bitch is retarded. She's not that ugly, though.

audience can see the money laundering already coming in.

I THOUGHT THIS RUN WAS GOING TO START AN HOUR AGO WTF NOW I HAVE TO GO TO BED

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Link?
Looks cool

Both are fucking gross

>wanting to be a woman but put literally zero effort into it

Justin Bailey did

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

>hmm who should we pick to put up at announcer for our marathon?
>how about some bitch who can't read and has trouble annunciating

fucking gdq

Tranny on couch or qt? Can't tell

Maybe MSF could send some of their mental health professionals to this event, god knows there are people there that need it.

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>Bad ending

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IT'S FINALLY STARTING

yeah. i got it for saying OT with emotes when the trans pikmin run went over time.

Very very early on when the NES was the only system and had trouble displaying the color yellow.

FINALLY

>space jim

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Holy shit, that's a fuckin mile long couch.

get ready for in-your-face high-intensity out of bounds action!

ever since the first emote only mode

Get a load of Chad here

Thank God no

Who the fuck is Claris?

>chad couch

pleasantly surprised desu

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probably didn't even change his legal name, just his online name

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wtf

it feels good to be a /gamer/

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The MySpace angle takes off 50 pounds.
It pains me to see this chad browbone go to waste.

>fusion suit
Based run

Here we go

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>we're going to go from a bunch of chads to a bunch of trannies

The person who killed the old speedrunner Miles.

Samus has red hair in Metroid's ending

I think those are the 3 couchs put altogether

>Fusion suit

Why did retards donate to this. The Vanilla suit is better

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A girl.

Had to fill it up so no trannies allowed

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post beautiful gamer girls with boobs

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This is too flattering

How are you guys doing tonight?

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extra length couch

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>tfw Yea Forums won't shut the fuck up about trannies even though it's the next game
Kill yourselves

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MilesSMB, a metroid prime runner, post transition.

>chad couch
>concise info
>good joke
bodes well for this run. this will give me the mental refresh needed to endure the trainwreck echoes will be

i'm not subbing just to get banned from a chat i never want to enter

>to a bunch of trannies
hopefully they keep them relegated to the graveyard shifts

fuck you, fusion suit is cool

That's just it, only retards donate.

Love you guys keep on posting that samus

fucking love this game's soundtrack

One of them is fucking breathing into the mic

Shit I blinked

Jesus, is this a recent picture? Proto looks worse than I remember

I want to fuck the bitch out of this medusa.

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newfag

Man, time is a bitch

>"Get over here and just sit down, man quick!- Oh, uh h-hey Claris, sorry we're all out of room on the couch this time, we'll all be cheering you on for your run though haha"

where the fuck is miles?

a little low energy, but not bad by any means

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It's in hard mode?

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god i wanna hold hands with samus...

dilate

Did Bailey J (? - 110%) do a full transition? Haven't heard of her for years, but thought she kept the penis for work.

miles is running echoes which is after prime retard

the real question is why was the "goal" fusion suit. if anything fusion suit should've been set up as the penalty for not donating enough because it's so ugly.

I want Metroid Prime Trilogy for the Switch

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3 hour Borderland 3 speedrun was so fucking awful
it made get my shit togheter, made me start excercising my lanky ass ran 2 miles did squats and pushups, made me order lifting weights, took a shower, washed laundry and im currently cleaning my room watching metroid prime GODDAMN

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Hey this run is pretty good
>Yea Forums is just talking about trannies anyway

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The people who care are watching the game. Checking the thread loses 8 seconds.

#metoo

post TUUUUUUUUUUBES

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That's Jashin-chan. This is Medusa.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4xvfPIBO4Ng

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not even the expectation is good

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that's the 10% user, that's the joke

Suzi should be the any% true ending to this picture.

>abusing out of bounds

I hate when runners don't talk at all
feels way more tense

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GOD I fucking LOVE Metroid Prime

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Yeah I forgot. She's just a lamia.

Justin usually don't talk much desu. So it's normal

has anyone ever set a records at GDQ

Has these events ever had a FtM or is this a "girls" club only?

It's a speedrun.

a few times - never for notable games though

why do i see that METAL (metalli) guy everywhere?

Mostly irrelevant ones for games that nobody really runs.

youtube.com/watch?v=lZJm7TrEr5I

Oh. Thought it was because she was the most attractive / feminine out of the bunch.

dat tiny gun

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crankdud set the Mega Man Zero 2 world record at GDQ.
It's a fucking fantastic run.

wholesome

why didn't she just turn into a morph ball?

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zoom zoom pls

>that prime 1 or 2 run years ago with miles and kirbymastah on couch
>had guy from fucking retro studios on skype
>he was super knowledgable and dropped fun little tidbits about the game and development
>kirbymastah and miles completely ignored him so they could focus on their own bland commentary because this was their "moment" and they didn't like sharing the spotlight

i've hated miles ever since, i have no pity on him for going insane

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Ive seen a couple in the years its been going on

>good commentary
>actually competent runner
>great game
>GOOD GAME VOLUME BALANCE
This run is already looking like SSS tier

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You will see this picture posted for years to come, people.

Could also use a before/after style one.

There was a Super Metroid run on WR pace but they had to save the animals.

I absolutely hated Metroid Prime 2, was 3 alright? 1 is like god tier.

Wait I'm confused, who is Samus? Is that Metroid's sister?

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Some madman got a dkr wr back when gdq had soul
I think it was 2014?

jap who spends all his money on twitch. Japan's wages are insanely high, most japs just spend all their money on otakushit or idol DVDs/CDs/concert passes. There's that jap on steam who's like level 1000 or something and has every single badge and foil badge. This one just spends money on twitch.

Can one person win more than one prize?

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There's usually one every GDQ but almost always for random games where there's basically only 1 or 2 runners.

Samus is one of our eternal /ourgirls/ right?

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO DAMN UGLY

NOW I FEEL AWESOME THAT NORMAL HOT GIRLS CALL ME CUTE I MEAN GOD DAMN MAN

WHAT IS GOING ON AM I A 10/10

sig playing mario :o

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I watched about 4 minutes of the bordermemes run before turning it off. Was the whole run shit?

Haha imagine fucking her like that.

Does he still wear diapers? He's cute

>great game
LOL

The bull is HIV positive

I've been rock hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

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The thing about FtM is 90% of them can stealth as males since testosterone is a hell of a drug. They tend to either be chad tier in which they have better shit to do or just tumblr girls looking for attention in which they wouldn’t devote enough skill to be at GDQ let alone anything else.

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Developer commentary is always awkward and unlistenable.

yes

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hes gonna end up killing himself before his run ever starts

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speaking of kirbymastah, donating in now.

3 is more of 2, only less backtracking and more characters and plot you probably won't care about.

yes

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Lads, get your blanket, hot cocoa and toque ready. Even though it's summer, Phendrana Drifts will cool you down and want to comfy.

There's a Prime Randomizer?

surprised he's still alive desu. He'll never beat cheese for a wr though.

This shit is just sad. Parents need to explain that this is mental illness to their kids if their kids ever hear about it at school and bring it up at home.

I'm expecting everyone there to be still unsure if the tranny show is over. Don't wanna react at the wrong moment and get banned for imagined slight against the tranny

no it's 45

I havent been able to watch, whats this about?

yes.

What are the best runs so far? I only saw Spyro and some of Sonic Generations and Titanfall 2, and watching Streets of Rage rn

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I imagine fucking her like that all the time.

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We should be so lucky.

kind of looks like old drew carey in a wig

Claris gives trannies a (worse) name. It's like the girl equivalent of blackface.

im already jerking my red hot penis

I looked away for a couple seconds. Did he get double jump already?

>Third time watching SGDQ, first time viewer. My cancer passed away from donation. Money goes to donate the donation, view the cancer. >HAIYYYYYPPPPEEEEE

Wrong.
In the Blast Corps 2016 speedrun Martin Wakeley is a goddamn saint and never interferes with the pace of the run at all.

Keep up the eyebleach lads

usually i'd agree, but this guy was actually enthusiastic and actually prepared stuff to talk about, it was the prick runners who shut him out with their own extremely boring commentary

yo just tuned in to the stream. sauce on the chick on the couch? is it a tranny?

youtu.be/F-mUcQXeSSc?t=61
someone webm this

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I am ready for a girl with boobs. Here's hoping he keeps us waiting at that boss skip again.

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how the fuck is the response 'you're not following me'
these fucking cretins have had their minds destroyed by twitter. i haven't seen a site more efficient at ruining lives. it's the hard drugs of the internet

i hit mute whenever they say "you can do a donation".

What the other guy said, most of the time you can't tell if it's FtM because unlike taking estrogen, taking testosterone actually does make you look like a dude.

If you have to ask then it probably is

It will be a long run anons, come get up and stretch your muscles with me!

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We need more Space Jin Samus.

>a few of my trans friends
It used to be that you encountered maybe one tranny your whole life if you were unlucky, but now everybody has several "trans friends".
It's a contagious disease and trannies need to be quarantined.

what the actual fuck

There are LITERALLY no females at GDQ

Certainly

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Where can I find pictures of the female donation announcer?

I'm curious if she's cute. Her pronounciation of her words sounds forced.

>new forced meme
>AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Orangutangs are the most based apes

2014. I went out with the hundreds if not thousands of others who spammed >she and dansgame before they made the chat sub only. It feels so long ago

no there wasn't

>dash attack into jab into grab
Genius

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>day 2
>not even at $500k
is GDQ finally dead?

What do you think of the new GDQ mascot, anons?

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BSJ PMA

baste and Gravpilled

This is some great platforming.

yesterday edo said poyo several times as annoucer and didn't show up on cam at all, does that qualify for the square?

you can cross off
>huh huh lets help doctors cross borders
>e3 styled yelling
>poyo poyo

those abs and hips

why is the paul dano klingon not included here

SAmus

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That's one year ago i believe, he's been quietly pushed out.

poyo, chat nuke, E3 crowd and melt-down have already happened.

>dancing loser get snippy on twitter

Have any screen shots of this? I think I remember him from this last AGDQ but I never heard that people found his twitter

if it helps, it's their way of saying "u mad?"

me holding the strawberry

twitter.com/sakuratsubasa?lang=en

Same opinion on 1 and 2. I played 3 but can't really remember it well. I guess it was fine.

Me sitting on the floor next to the pink balloon.

Stop.

Where is the rock CDs I was told about?

regardless, it seems like it has cute feet so hit me up with some sauce.

>Trans
EVERY TIME

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What was the meltdown?

>turned into a fat blob
Committed to being a woman in the wrong aspects.

DONATIONS ARE CRINGE

Me on the left

tbqh most trannies pass fairly well gdq just attracts the any% crowd

You can't hear the music? Bob Segar is on.

post more

I only open these threads to check the hamsterpost

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>i'd invade another middle eastern country but IRAN out of them

fuck these "jokes"

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i want it to pound me

Why do dumb people like puns so much?

Don't be ridiculous

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And the obvious difference is that you can laugh if drew carreys do it, meanwhile that fucking guy expect people to toe the line and respect him.

None of those girls know what a CD is.

Who's the donation reader? Is she cute or is she a hambeast like Edobean?

he should put some effort into being a tranny, could look like this

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Fuck I should get to that for melee threads

FtMs are socialized as women so they're less interested in video game autism awareness events.

Is he not here this year?

can't hear it with all the giggling

>lunch
>5 dollars

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yeah people are getting tired of him

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I'm surprised that I was never banned in 2014/2015 when all I did was spam cringe at the smallest awkward moments.

>tbqh most trannies pass fairly well
No, most don't. There are a handful that pull it off (until age catches up to them, like Baily Jay)

Reminder that as bad as normal GDQ chat is, donators are even more subhuman

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Why is Samus in a yellow suit? I generally don't play new game +.

Oh he's a total attention whore. Here you go. I don't have his smug tweets from last time saved though.

twitter.com/wolfman2000

thats not so much effort as it is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery.

The only humor autists can understand is puns. This isn't even a joke.

>Runner doesn't like puns
BASED

>you are permanently banned from talking in this channel
wtf bros cmon it was 6 years ago

>not phendrana drifts
muted

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Based.

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SHE'S CUTE. CUTE!

no, we're just told that lie when we can see the hideous truth for ourselves

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i can usually tell but they put enough effort into it that it isnt jarring. i never encounter trannies like claries irl.

I'm pretty sure GDQ has so much cringe because of bad sound direction, the way it plays sound from the runners, couch and the audience
Yes it is cringeworthy on its own but the sound directing makes it even worse
you have the same runner tell the same awkward joke in an offline marathon and it's barely noticeable
What should they change so it's actually bearable to watch?

Not sure how fat she is, but her face pics seem alright.

She's not.

When were the meltdown and chat nuke?

Even most murderers are allowed back into society eventually. But if you make a joke at the wrong time in that chat? No. Fuck you. There's no forgiveness or road to redemption.

It's the unlockable suit from Metroid Fusion. I think it's a reward from getting 100% but I'm not sure.

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No tranny at GDQ puts that much effort into sounding feminine.

time to stretch your wound

But it's okay to want to kill trannies and faggots

>skip the final boss
nice

A N O N Y M O U S

>1K anonymous donation

IT BEGINS

Where do you even encounter trannies?

(((((((($1000 ANONYMOUS DONATION)))))))

Sarina is still good, right?

artifact skip will never happen
never ever

>$1000 anonymous donation
it begins.

You get it with the metroid fusion game and connecting it to the gamecube

nah, it's just a kind of ugly female

>1000 dollar anonymous donation

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shes just fat, not trans.

the sound is actually pretty good. sound direction can only influence the amount of cringe on stream so much

>from Mike Uyonymous

>we have 2 billion anonymous donation XD

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Based trans friends
Fuck these charlatans and fetishists making life harder for people who actually have dysphoria and aren't just doing it for attention

>$1k anonymous donation

money laundering is alive and well

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Chat nuke was yesterday, I don't recall the run
The meltdown was when a runner's run died, his backup save got fucked up and he just got up and walked away. Camera had to awkwardly go to the crowd. People have a webm of it.

Show me Sakura's feet

>$1000 donation

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Let the laundering begin

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When is Starcraft coming to a GDQ?

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There is a zero percent chance she's trans dude, you've just never seen women outside of porn lmao

who is this my big fake tit brother

stop questioning the anonymous donations goyim

Oh shit, return of Balegdah

That was last yera

You know how bullshit that is? I don't live in a place like Hollywood, where it's possible that they do pass most of the time, but here in Toronto they look like absolute wrecks. There's probably 1 tranny for every 30 women on Tinder, and you know in a fucking split second that it's a tranny. They can't hide their jaws, their shoulders, their hands, whatever. Most of them dress like shit, can't do makeup, or have terrible hair.

>Boobs. Did I mention boobs? I have boobs. No, you can't touch my boobs. They're my boobs. Mine! My precious.

dilate tranny shill

That samus suit is so fucking ugly.

Oh nice, I completely forgot about the gba adapter.

I haven't seen this webm. Sounds to me like you're full of bologne.

(((((((($5 ANONYMOUS DONATION)))))))

All speedrun marathons need more platformers, less RPGs. RPGs are just for padding and niche boomer nostalgia.

What are the mascots pronouns?

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Phendrana Drifts..... home

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QUOTE_ME_IF_MONEY_LAUNDERING

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SC2 was at one of the 2014 ones, I think, run by raelcun, husband of knitler.

twitter.com/SakuraTsubasa/status/1141812684758892550

high 2D:4D ratio. natal female

I much rather see her brapper.

see this is why people tell you to have sex, because you don't even know what women look like

I hope i'm not alone in thinking this but the girl's voice is so annoying. She sounds like someone who struggles to not say "like" and "oh my god" every other word.

Metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

fee/fi/fo/fum

Fucking smooth platforming and recovering from near-catastrophic mistakes instantly. Nice run.

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Holy fuck user, I had my house hovered in that spot. I didn't want to see that shit.

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youre trying too hard, literally every trans at gdq sounds and looks like a man.

Soon. It's going to be ran by a very special runner, though.

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I miss Miles...

I'm a tranny and my hand is like that, even though it's a man hand.
Finger length is not a good measure of anything

fucking nailed it

craniax cracks me up every time

She is Canadian. Can't be helped.

instagram.com/vip_glamour_xx/?hl=en

Enjoy, but remember its got a cock

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not really, watch 2015 and older GDQs where they had a smaller room and it's not nearly as bad

gotta fund those replacement migration ships

Sure is great to see a wonderful charity like MSF earn millions because of videogames.

me too, man. Me too. I think that run where he kept fucking up the OoB on metroid prime at a GDQ broke him.

Bros, Phendrana Drifts is so perfect

I don't know what I did wrong, all I did was PM people tranny suicide rate statistics by the WHO, and AMA.

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yikes, look at that benjamin franklin lookin ass

How difficult is it to speedrun Metroid Prime?

BUILDING UP SPEED FOR TWELVE HOURS

second from left still gets me

like how the fuck do you look at yourself in the mirror and not think "how do i go outside looking like this"

you already ponied up for hormones, get a fucking wig ffs

*8 hours of building up speed*

PARALLEL DIMENSIONS INCOMING

is going to do the legendary 1/2 A press boost?

How do you guys tell who is and isn't a tranny?

HE'S GONNA QPU MISALIGN

i love this infinite glitch

unironically scary looking

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I got nudes from chubby goth chick and a forty year old mom from playing toontown rewritten. I’m having a good week.

It's linked to prenatal testosterone exposure, isn't it?
also, dilate

male with high prenatal endocrine disruptor exposure or he had surgery to alter his 2d:4d

no she doesn't
instagram.com/p/BvkgDVlABIG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

why of all places did speed running get infested by trannies

You can't make a bad show good through sound mixing. In the professional event world, e.g. E3, they pay promotion models to sit in the audience and act a lot more excited than they actually are but that shit only works for people sitting in the audience with them. That innate herd mentality of humans doesn't translate through screen. The reasons it's not as bad when it's not an event is because your expectations are different. Basically, you can't cheat. You have to put on a good show.

TJ "Ridley" Metroid is seething right now

that looked like some fucking bullshit
what the fuck

when are we gonna get a 0.5 A press run live

>teleports behind you in the past and future

Imagine what they could do if they held it that infinite speed trick for twelve hours

How did they even find that out?

anyone got those screencaps of the sgdq (((organizers))) stealing and laundering money?

holy shit
3 pickups on the same frame what the fuck

implying that people are going to or should kill themselves generally counts as harassment

plug your wound

autism

I meant the good Starcraft.

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shitposting aside, that glitch was kind of cool.

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Correlation is not causation.

But

>why did a group of mentally ill men have other mentally ill men show up
Truly a mystery.

Stupid neck tattoo ruins it.
:(

Fuck I'm so tired but I don't wanna miss clarice's run

Autism and saying transition a lot.

rewritten or corporate clash? Been deciding which one to play, and I hear rewritten is basically just the original game, I figured people wouldn't be playing that one.

Doing gods work, user.

degeneracy breeds degeneracy
youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

>gookclick
>ever good

Based digit ratio inspector.

facts are transphobic

>he had surgery to alter his 2d:4d
what fucking surgery

nice one Yea Forums

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Holy fuck this run.

What is baldilock's Twitter handle?

Wheres the poverty twitch chat?

>miles is running prime 2
i literally cant watch

no you.

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BASED LEE THE MILKIE

too bad hes no match for a real woman

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primarily online community where it's members live in a echo chamber and accept any and all ideologies in fear of becoming forevar alone

sorry bud, its on pornhub, type her name in

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>showing a game at 2 fps is an allowed thing at GDQ

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Yeah it was wings of liberty. The good starcraft.
:^)

Oh, but you will, user. You must stare into the abyss.

Not him but NYC

Autism, unironically.

nice

obssesive behavior is closly associated with autism. Speedrunning is obssesive behavior.

Therefore, speedrunners may have a higher instance of autism in their community.

Furthermore, autism is closly linked with gender dysphoria.

Thus, the speedrunning community may have a higher instance of transsexuals.

You can do it user!

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based moon subs

WHERE IS THE MOTH! user I NEED UPDATES

The canine eye can't see more than 2fps anyway.

How many of you fags haven't played Metroid Prime yet? Be honest

I have boobs I have so much boobs. I am a boob.

where do you think we.rar

You can read another dona- *mutes*
great run going on but fuck if I can't stand awkward chit-chat and shitty donations.

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>you can jump boost by scanning and sidehopping
what the fuck

I'm waiting for the Switch collection.

>if it looks like you can stand on it, you can stand on it
modern game devs really need to take note of shit like this. quit being lazy as fuck, if a fucking gamecube game can do this then what excuse do PS4 games have?

You mean my wife?

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>her

I have a gamecube but I was too busy playing PSO and FFCC. Fuck the newtroids.

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kys

Please post more cute snakes

Watch my brother play it when it came out, gave me motion sickness. Never touched it again.

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Is that the default suit? Purple + Yellow looks awful in this engine.

Guys who's this Claris girl? I hear she's really cute

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thots? in MY gdq? it's less likely than you think.

looks like someone from one piece

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
SHE'S GONNA QPU MISALIGN
SOMEONE SAVE HER

Fuck yeah, Gamecube PSO bro. I've still got my copy.

QPU MISALIGNING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have no idea who this guy is but I can see him playing 4D chess while waiting for every other (((girl))) get themselves banned and this guy comes out on top

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STOP THIS NOW

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right? last time was a fucking trainwreck im excited to see another,

you can still fap to it though

To prevent Claris from killing himself they decided to rank the leaderboards by in game time.

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ya. you said you were releasing her today, did you already?

That's the only Prime game I've played

>high suicide rate of trannies
>LGBDQ

No

The two guys on the right are fucking each other

I haven't seen the midge yet is he at SGDQ?

Am I the only one who never cared about the metroid series?

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is he going to show up this year?

Yo guys wtf is up with the runners wrists

M Prime is such a cool looking game

>BW
>Perfect upon release
>SC2
>People whining about balance for over 8 years
Actually the worst

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kys

wew

OH NO HE'S CREATING A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
A PRESSES ARE OVER

ORRRRRRB

That is insane.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOORB

>Metroid Prime from 2002 has better game design, graphics, and difficulty than most modern platformers
How did it get to this?

I said cute snakes, not this anime garbage

>the couch is having none of the ORB shit
thank god
I think only the girl(?????????) applauded gently

>This is a gamecube game at 60 fps
>First retro game
How do they do it?

Here's your (You) now fuck off.

I posted a cute snek

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i miss spamming "real girl" in twitch chat.

*fast*

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...

He needs to hurry up and come back already.

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die

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You are not alone.
I'm not even watching the stream, just here for the fun posting.

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>this run

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how is this playable?

if the thing with blue hair in that webm is a girl who is it? if not fuck off

the gamecube is an incredibly powerful console
6th gen is genuinely marvelous - every single console is technically impressive

God this game is lame, why do people praise it so much
What stream are you watching?

Better music too.

Well, okay.

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I mean the default skin from the very beginning before you get the Varia suit. The Fusion suit also looks awful in Metroid Prime.

metroid is a girl? wtf?

Are you ticklish?

>Speedrunning is obssesive behavior.
this is the dumbest argument. is competitive swimming also autistic?

The show was not better. Your expectations were lower.

Have you been to Chinatown lately?

I missed the Prime games. Should I emulate or wait for the trilogy on Switch?

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NEW
NEW
NEW

every year he gets fatter and more obnoxious, can't wait for that heart attack to kick in

hold out for a little bit

I thought this game was usually ran by a tranny?

have you ever wanted to write your initials in wet cement?

forever our queen

ive honestly never really finished any of them. ive played a bit of mp and never bothered to finish it. i will play through super metroid one day though, it looks like a legitimately good game.

>zoom
Nigga what?

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I only caught a few runs last night, anything notable happen yet?

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Post in the new thread, snakebro

is that bruce lee?

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