I’m sick of anons saying Kazooie wants Falco’s dick...

thanks for the image, now I want to fuck Falco in his birdgina

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nah

Kill him yourself, you coward.

KAZOOIE!!!!!!
>*smack*

BIG BEAR COCK > pathetic bird cloaca(male)

But it’s a bridgina (male) not a birdgina (female).

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I gotta agree. Kazooie is rather boring. I think we should all talk about the honey bear and how much bigger he has gotten. Especially through the shoulders, chest, and back.

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I can’t tell if she’s supposed to be pissed off or incredibly turned on by him insulting her.

Banjo just wants to hibernate man, he just wants to relax

Kazooie and Tooty are the ones forcing him to go on an adventure

Hey Humba

I’m swimming in your pool with my junk out

Kazooie is trans.

Why did I have to read that....

She’s a girl who hatches eggs
Sorry trannies

>....

Dilate

Ridley and Kazooie yelling really fucking loudly while Banjo and K Rool are trying to sleep

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>you will never have a big tiddie owl gf rub birb cummies all over you
>you will never have a hot little pigeon with a tight ass as a maid
>you will never have a penguin mistress to do horrible things to
Seethe in hell fags, these two lovebirbs did nothing wrong.

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Ridley and kazooie were trying to sleep while banjo and k rool were fucking really loudly
FTFY

I'm glad we can accept everyone in smash is LGBT+

Bear and Bird can spread their chant but they can’t stop the 40 percent!

Why's this faggot trying to kiss everyone?

Fuck off bigot, Yea Forums isn't for you. Once /pol/ is removed and then they make a rule against hate speech Yea Forums will be good again

8/10 bait
faggot

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Live past 30

>Most birds don’t have dicks but cloacas and the only way for them to fuck is like lesbians. If they’re going to fuck they’re going to have to rub their bird pussy anus together until he starts dripping cum out of his hole and grinds it into her hole.

holy bree that's so hot, now i gotta jack off.

I'll never be able to play BK again without thinking even more lewd thoughts than before. I''ll be rock hard from Spiral Mountain to Rusty Buckets of Cum. thanks Yea Forums.

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Yea Forums is for trans rights
Go away from this board, its not for you

>8/10
it's really not...

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Everyone knows that Kazooie's hole is reserved for the BBC (big bear cock)

I'm pretty sure it's "No wasn't an option"

>white males have a suicide rate over 10 times that of black females

well guess that your "logic" dictates that black women are the master race. bow down to your ebony goddesses kiddos.

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Does this mean Falco is a cuntboy

Breegull is a fictional bird. For all we know she can take bear dick.

So kazooie is into femdom right

Gurl, those thighs.

For all we know Breegulls have pseudo penis like Hyenas and she’s about to make either Banjo or Falco her bitch.

Most trannies are biologically white males. the statistic is skewed

Hmmmm, now there is a though.

To be fair birds also don't tend to have humanoid legs, or anatomy anything like a person's. Falco is arguably more human than bird, who's to say he doesn't have a dick?

Nyet

Niggers and women are bad at everything. Even completing suicides

>particularly for women
Why would they post something so clearly contradicted by their own graph? Hispanic, Black, and Pacific Islander/Asian barely changed for both sexes but White and American Indian rose by ~6.6 among men and only ~3.5 among women.

Kazooie should be trash talking him and being tsundere. She's a bitch that likes to talk shit but can back it up. If anything she'd beat down Falco, gloat about it, and then drag his unconscious body into the backpack. Banjo just whistles and pretends he doesn't know what the bouncing inside the pack is.

My fetish says he has a cloaca.

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This user had the right idea since the artist did a follow up. Allow me to dump it since im too lazy to put them into one image.

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So assuming kazooie and falco fuck, is it like a gerudo thing? how do they reproduce?

Theres a thing called slit

yeah well mine says he has a dick

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so you argue that white males have a tendency to make bad choices in life, far moreso than black females? wow sure proved me wrong.

go back to /thedonald/. video games.

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>how do they reproduce

OP told you retard. Falco is going to rub his birdpussy (male) against Kazooie’s birdpussy (female) until he leaks cum from his hole to hers and fertilizes her.

The joke here is its captain falcon right

And this is the last pic. Theres another follow up but its one of those gif comics and twitter is garbage when it comes to downloading images so I'll just link it.
twitter.com/Gafagear/status/1140130543486545920?s=09
Sorry.

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But user according to the doujinshi thar I read birds (male) have penis inside they pseudo-vaginas

t. Katt

just accept that Falco doesn't want cat pussy and instead wants sweet breegull cloaca

>lost his leg
>now he can't even try to outrun her
wew

Unrequited female on male sexual harassment is so hot.

>Banjo

>pairing kazooie with anyone other than banjo

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Kazooie is only a cunt because everybody she meets insults her and questions what the fuck she is, causing the back sass

Her relationship with banjo works because Banjo is too nice and doesn’t question her, which in turn lets Kazooie appreciate him. They don’t clash with each other but rather when talking with others.

They work better as platonic soulmates. Banjo is for big bee tits anyway.

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The realization that you use Kazooie more than you do banjo really shows who is the one in charge.

Banjo only ever does anything because they HAVE to separate

Ooh, banjo being a lesbian is a great idea!

>Male lesbian
user...

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? What's wrong with that?
Im genuinely confused user

*blocks your path*

Any pairing other than Banjo/Kazooie would end up ruining the Banjo-Kazooie platonic pairing too by virtue of the romantic partner stealing one of them away from the other inevitably in the future.

You know what,
>incredibly turned on by him insulting her
I think you might actually be correct.

Someone greentext Kazooie sexually harassing Falco.

>young me with a giantess fetish I didn't fully understand
>all those super tall busty characters in Rare games
>that bee
>Banana Fairy
>fucking Humba Wumba already being like twice Banjo's height, THEN YOU CAN MAKE HER AND HER HOME THREE TIMES BIGGER
Rare, I can't blame you guys, but I will anyway.

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>*blocks your path*

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>Giant Humba getting angry at tiny mumbo for being in her giant hut

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Im pretty sure if you're attracted to a female and you're male. Thats being straight.
Lesbian is when females are attracted to other females you dolt.

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Even sexy Grunty in the original is like twice Mumbo's height, and he was taller than Banjo. Jollyjack worked at rare and did concept art for several games, and even a bit of production art for Nuts n Bolts. They knew what they were doing

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Mumbai Jumbo is the most chad character in the series

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Kazooie doesn't want Falco's cock. She wants [insert anyone with a penis]'s cock.

>She wants [insert anyone with a penis]'s cock.
She wants Falco's cock.

I don’t care if they killed the theory. I will always see him as a cursed Jinjo.

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Wait, did Banjo and Steve just fuse?

Holy, fuck, I haven't seen that image in years.

exactly

>He’s just standing there, MENACINGLY

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>Andrew jackson likes to pretend he's anything other than a fetish artist

youtube.com/watch?v=kuGpKCg89XI
you made me watch this again.

>we literally sized up a jinjo and added a skull
>BUT he’s not a jinjo guise!

Based.

How the fuck does he see

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so banjo is kazooie's sissy bitch right?

That tweet can't be real, right?

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I’m glad we’re getting a revive in banjo fan art now that the people who played it are grown up and can draw decently.

Was Banjo bulking for smash?

they're not in the business of slinging truth user

Banjo is definitely a sub
Kazooie is definitely a dom
So probably

But Kazooie is a massive masochist.

>There’s a no bear policy here, are you a bear

>No

>sorry, I forgot my glasses, but since I’m here let’s fight

She wouldn’t rape him

You can masochistically dom someone
"Banjo, hurt me~"
"Banjo, keep hurting me!"
etc etc
Even against banjo's goodhearted nature, he'd keep hurting kazooie for her own pleasure

How do they fuck?

Dominant masochists are surprisingly common

So its confirmed kazooie is a maso-dom to banjo?

>he says that while posting a dead meme

>women are committing suicide almost at one third of the rate of men
>we need to get that number down! those poor girls
When are we going to just kill shitlibs? They're like the mentally handicapped or asylum patients, but they control half the country. If you wrote a book about the modern west, people in the future would talk about how unrealistic the left is.

I'm in for the idea of Banjo being the wingman for a Kazooie that will never score, though

Yes
Source: my headcanon, aka my ass

Yes. All this.

Banjo is a nice guy but it Kazooie bothers him too much he does the thing

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who nose

shut the fuck up

if Banjo married someone that isn't Kazooie, would Kazooie be the best man? or best lady, is that a thing? maybe best bird?

I wish we got Gruntyposting instead of Steveposting

theres a joke in there somewhere user

If user does greentext of Kazooie sexually harassing Falco I’ll post feet.

>Post that makes fun of furfags for slapping dicks on everything.
>UHHH UUUHH YOU FURFAG
Based retard.

>one of these days kazooie!
>WUNNADEEZEDAYS!

If user greentexts Kazooie domming banjo or falco with some masochistic themes i'll

Hormones wont soon change their sex, deep down they have Y or X.

fuck Kazooie

Kazooie lives in a backpack, it's not like she has to move away from Banjo if she finds another Bregull to "nest" with

>Chant
>Cent
doesn't rhyme?

Yes, we all know that third wheels always work out swell

Most of them, yes. Some do have dicks though, ducks for instance.

The men statistic isn't startling though.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way Katt

What does Katt see in Falco anyways?

Seriously, who watched Cutey Honey and decided to make a parody with Gruntilda?

>tfw playing Banjo-Tooie for the first time and you hear Banjo suddenly get a manlier voice

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>Sexy Kazooie pics
More please.

>Jollyjack worked at rare and did concept art for several games
I did not knew that. You learn something new every day.

puberty's a bitch

Dunno, but glad they did.

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ____

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Gruntyposting takes some level of linguistic skill. Steveposting is just slapping that ugly render and trollfaceing like it worked.

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I want to fuck that birds

Bears have tiny dicks even for their size.

Why does she look like winx club fairies

Grunty posting takes some skill. Steve fags couldn't fit the bill. Now that steve is dead and gone, ill grunty post from dusk till dawn.

No Dragon Kazzooie, no buy.

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he's an ace pilot, even if he is kind of a dick

i mean hell, even Slippy gets some fug

He’s aloof and likes to insult people but deep down cares about his friends and will do the right thing. Basically the appeal of Kazooie but male.

fpbp

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Yep. In NaB, you can clearly tell looking at the Klungo Saves the World and Universe frames.

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Based

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Why won’t they ever do something like subspace emissary in a smash game again?

> "X said trans rights!" Was created by the gays and trans as a way to make fun of lazy straight activists
>straight niggas think its unironic and use it as such
How, dare I say, GAY.

Time constraints. Budget isn't an issue, they just use it to fund the reveal trailers

If any of the two are gay, it's Banjo, with Kazooie being his bitchy faghag

If I was a black woman and had literally everything handed to me, I wouldn't want to kill myself either.

>Gruff voice whenever Banjo jumps normally
>Go on a shock spring pad
>Same high pitched WHEEEEE from the first game
What happened?

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Humba looks like she has a gun pointed at her.

Rare thought that Banjo sounded too similar to Mario, so they changed his voice.

BREED

Kazooie has gone from this nasty chav bitch to this hot spunky girl due to the new fan art.

Seconding this.

Wait a minute
are you saying that if you're the first human to fuck a bird, you're the first time she's felt a dick in her life?
Moreover, are you saying that only humans can give them dick, but not their own males?

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It’s funny because Smash bros uses both styles also

Do not.

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>Implying she's not getting the BBC on the daily

Big BEAR COCK

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Hands off my- CAWK!

T. Falco
Accept your fate, Falco.

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I’m pretty sure some species of birds try to attract the other by doing some retarded ego dance

>hey flyboy, want me to handle your joystick later on?
>I bet your cockpit is a lot more roomy than this backpack
>get me some of those blue feathers and I'll show you why they call me wonder wing.
>I cant find my horn anywhere, guess youll do

Reminder that despite being a giant asshole, Kazooie still happily hatches eggs that aren’t hers in a motherly fashion

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>Says awww when hatching them

>pairing Kazooie with Banjo

>Kazooie will never sit on your face and rub her huge ass trying to hatch your face

>Falco tries to one-up Kazooie's sass with his brand of sass thinking she'll get the hint he's not interested
>This only exacerbates problems and as a result, Kazooie's advances become a lot crasser and vulgar

>people dont realize bear dicks are small and pathetic looking because nobody has ever seen one

How would Katt react to Kazooie?

>all of this furry fetishism
y'all need Jesus

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cute banjo paws

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