WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL!

WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL!

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I spared him lol.

YOU EAT BABIES

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If you say so, human...

What the fuck was John's problem?

WE BANG HOLES IN TEETH

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Why didn’t it let me skin the bigfoot?

YOU EAT BABIES. YOU HAVE TO TO SURVIVE, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

I didn't shoot him

He didn't want to believe that some mountain people tricked him.

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Get fucked baby killer.

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dindu nuffin

BILLIAMSON! WILL BILLIAMSON! BILL OF THE HILLY WILL BILLY HILL WILL!

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TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

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What a drama queen. They weren't even extinct.

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UPDATE
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM

LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE
THAT'S RIGHT
$500 WORTH OF BUULLLLLSHIT

YOU EAT BULLSHIT!

Lit him on fire by accident

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how do you do that accidentally

big feet means a biiiiiiig dick

he was a literal cuck but also retarded

That was Jim Milton though

>Bigfoot population subsists on fucking mushrooms and berries (ridiculous in and of itself since their caloric intake would have to be greater than even a black bear) and can speak perfect human English

what the fuck was Rockstar thinking

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Was fucking around near him and hit him with the torch

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>marry with a whore
>but also be retarded
and marston too

I dunno but in AC Rogue you can unironically fight the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow. He can't even eat because he has no head wtf

They eat baby portabella mushrooms.

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>tfw Rockstar memed this scene out in GTA5 with a guy in a gorilla suit who many believe is an adult Jimmy Hopkins

RIP
Haha just kidding

WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH TUBA?

THAT'S MY DAD, YOU JERK!

What do they eat?

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He was dumb. Like, really simple-minded in an endearing sort of way. I don't like how the sequel made him seem more educated.

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>giant bipedal primate doesn't eat meat
shut the fuck up

Dude this was the funniest exchange ever in a game from the beginning of the conversation till the end

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS

THEYRE SMALL...AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT!

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He felt the same, they fucked up by making his time on Dutch's gang more meaningful in RDR2 other than just " Dutch educated me more than your average hillbilly and we did crimes"