Distributed as freeware by the US Airforce

FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK

>>it's retarded conspiracy trash that doesn't make sense with the occasional shitty monster with a scooby-doo tier "twist"
Oh, so you watched one of the joke episodes and decided that was the entire show. What a fucking idiot.

where download pls

based ADD zoomer

www.area51.com

ModDB

Why air force? Weren’t the soldiers HAZMAT for the army?

goddamn I hope so

>Other people need to convince me something is good before I actually watch it
>What it doesn't fit my taste even though other people told me it was good? Clearly, this was a gag played on me and I don't find it very amusing.

Tard.

DON'T GO TO THIS SITE IT

Shit, guys, I'm just getting a black screen. I think they're on to me.

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Which skin is that

Back in the PS2 days, this was the first online game I played when I got the network adapter.
Thanks for the flashback, OP

WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES; WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK!

>Epic Game Store
nice touch, very topical.

guys press Ctrl-A and shit bricks

nice tabs user

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Ayy

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THE EDF DEPLOYS

My best friend and I played quite a lot of this online. That MP was more fun than it had any right to be.

Yeah and NASA made Moonbase Alpha
and the US Army and Marines made America's Army
Plus that one school shooting game the CIA is making

Turns out the US Government makes good vidya

ayy

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EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!

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>the best vidya makers on a free capitalism market are the government branches that look to recruit more people.

Seen Independence Day?
USA always wins.

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I remember playing the demo back in the day, it was pretty well mad for military funded game. The game sucked ass though.

you're alright faggot

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I didn't watch the whole episode but that Lazar guy seemed so full of shit.

post fat chicks pls

Sewer worm man was pretty funny tho

It's easy to say that without looking into it. Stuff he said has come to pass. He got raided, it wasnt a joke

I would seriously join the EDF in a heartbeat if aliens invaded.
instant purpose to my life right there. what greater honor is there than defending humanity?

He got raided because a customer who purchased some thallium 2 years ago was on a watch list. It had nothing to do with E115, that fagget Jeremy Corbell also was exaggerating how bad the situation was and even insinuating that it had to do with a conversation about Bob Lazar stealing some E115, until the court documents get released its all bullshit and unrelated.

I think he brought up Area 51 before anyone knew about it.

It's likely he worked there, and it's also likely he lost his marbles.

>Muh watch list
>The court documents

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I can't find it anywhere, but I remember when modern warfare came out on mtv they would air an ad saying "if you join the US military, you get a free copy of call of duty modern warfare." Anyone else remember this?

I found it not long ago. It should be on moddb or something

Grey aliens spook the everliving fuck out of me.

Good way to get people interested to enroll into an army. Doesn't matter if it is fake aliens, it won't matter as long as ppl enroll and do their job.

nothing to worry guys. we are reaching protoss technology

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nigger. adverts do work. are you telling me coca cola and mcDicks spending billion on something useless?

I'd join the AYYYYs if allowed

I'd give them intel on the command structures of the world and the people running them.

we can defeat them though guerrilla and insurgency.

This was an underrated game, I especially loved the extras and tie ins with conspiracies.

no argument, facts are proof schizo

get ready to be tossed aside or turned into DNA gel as soon as your usefulness is exhausted

really though, what could you know that would be useful to them?

That's not gonna work in a low IQ negroid infested area, they will try and shoot it down or burn it with a lazer.

that would be shot down ANYWHERE in the South

That's why trump made the space force

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>never heard of the lone gunman

You want to know how you're lying? X-Files haven't been on Netflix in years. They removed it from that and Amazon Prime when the new season came out. It's now on Amazon Prime again, not not Netflix.

BTW, you have shit taste. Season 1 - 5 is just amazing. After that the show slowly goes down hill season after season

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Let's be honest, user. Would you believe anyone who said he did what Bob did? Are you a skeptic or simply closed off from considering it?

>build up the massive alien invasion plot line for literal years (and a movie)
>end it anticlimatically in like three episodes

that's why they're testing it on whitest state on america, Alabama.

however they didnt alert the rednecks. they shot it down.

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its on hulu too
doesnt have anything to do with that user's assertion that the whole show is shit because he saw campy episodes

>alabama
>whitest

I’m fucking love x-files but the one big gripe I have with it is the for the first few season scully keeps up the skeptic bullshit after seeing constant unexplainable paranormal crap first hand
>a nighty year old man squeezes through a tiny ventilation shaft a tried to kill her
>sees a poltergeist protect a woman by killing and hurting people
>horrible man/leech hybrid
>countless UFO’s
>”teehee you’re so silly Mulder, ayy lmaos and paranormal aren’t real XD”

youtube.com/watch?v=5J9dVOdMYyQ

Still one of my favorite games. Turned a little too arcadey for my tastes after both teams die and you're alone though. Wish I could have stayed with Bravo and Delta for much longer leading up until the very end of the game where I'm finally alone but still going rather than going solo before even getting to the half-way point.

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this image is not of americans
the bottle would be bud/miller lite

>where download pls
It's a work in progress, but there was a guy reverse engineering and fixing the game. github.com/ProjectDreamland/game/releases Area 51 has serious problems on modern hardware.

We'll show them the power of human cock.

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white trash is not the same thing as white
just as niggers are not the same as black
and cholos are not the same as mexicans
of course these people would steal

what surprise seeing this game here. i bought a physical copy for a dollar at a swamp meet wayy back. didnt know anything about the game it just looked interesting. too bad it couldnt run on my computer, although i still have the discs somewhere.

Technically wasn't the ninety-year old man also some kind of man/leech hybrid?

Naive mfs believe anything the mainstream tells them. Aliens dont exist and never will, the incoming disclosure is merely a step in the plan of the Antichrist. It'll be holograms. The reason for that is because it will give an excuse for a solidified new world order.

I loved the fuck out of it as a kid and it got me interested in UFOs and Aliens.

Solid take, I do enjoy this theory rationalwiki.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Beam

It probably got some people who were 90% of the way towards joining the air force the extra 10% of the way.

they've never come here, but you're extremely small-minded to believe that they don't exist anywhere/ever.

You can a free copy online. It might work better

>moddb.com/games/area-511/downloads/area-51-pc-version

>Distributed as freeware by the US Airforce
>player character is a 74D (United States Army CBRN specialist MOS, the closest the military has to an IRL Hazmat Team)

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>it's not aliens it's the devil lmao

It's kinda funny how this game had me infatuated with area 51 and ayy lmaos as a kid.

It sucks once I grew up and knew the truth that it was just a testing area for the U2 and SR71. AND its easy as hell to get a job there as a contractor. The reason it's not so widely known/leaked/ whatever is that no one wants to move to that radiated shithole of a city known as Las Vegas and take a 4 hour commute to the middle of the desert.

Also it's boring as hell and the food is ass. You got nothing to do on your breaks, the internet is non existent, and the pay is meh for an Aerospace engineer.

T. Work in the Aerospace industry

It's not that I don't believe in aliens, it's just that I don't give a shit.

If the Ayyy Lmaos want to go around around in flying saucers and fuck with cows, let 'em. They don't bother me and I don't bother them. That's the way all men ought to live, then this world would be a much more peaceful place.

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That said the SR-71 is pretty awesome.

You work at Groom Lake?

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You mean they're HECU?

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I believe any UFO stuff got moved once it was out there that that's where it was but A51 is still cool theaviationist.com/2017/01/06/these-crazy-photos-show-a-russian-su-27-flanker-dogfighting-with-a-u-s-air-force-f-16-inside-area-51/

Alabama isn't white, there is no delivery drone, the vid is fake and the pic you posted is miscaptioned

That sucks, they couldn't get you guys a Subway like they did for the Pentagon?

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And its 60 years old to boot

I'm going to be vague as possible and say I worked in parts of Nevada. Only because theres horror stories of spooks finding out and finding out about the smallest meep and firing people. Imagine a whole agency that hires a bunch of Barneyfags. Weaponized autism is real.

Why are they distributing it exactly? I also remember reading that they also distributed The Suffering as freeware at some point.

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Haha oh Dennis. We already know

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>>Imagine a whole agency that hires a bunch of Barneyfags.
>post secret information about Area 51 on Yea Forums
>government agent starts samefagging you with the same three images and "die faggot fuck" until 404

>Plus that one school shooting game the CIA is making
nani the fuck

die faggot fuck

>tfw you will never dogfight a UFO.
youtu.be/0Fd6ssvcBoM

HECU is part of "United States Marine Corps Special Forces", which in non-retard Stolen Valor-speak would mean that they're 8056s (USMC MOS for Hazardous Material/Hazardous Waste Staff) assigned to the United States Marine Corps Forces Special Operations Command (MARSOC).

Since the game was released a decade prior to the creation of MARSOC, going off the 1990s organization of the Marine Corps, HECU would be 8056s who assigned to some branch of USMC Force Reconnaissance, which was the Marine Corps' dedicated Special Operations unit at the time (several Marines in the training mission at the very start are wearing t-shirts with "RECON" printed on them, presumably meant as a reference to Force Recon or Marine Corps Reconnaissance Battalions)

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What they will do is make you reset all your passwords 100 times in a week and force you to take umpteen surprise cyber security courses that are 6 hours long each sitting.

THEY DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU GO OUT OF STATE ITS ANNOYING

Do you guys take pride in the UFO conspiracy memes (Ayyy Lmao-themed office parties and shit) or do you find it incredibly annoying because that's all you're known for?

I can't help but imagine that Air Force Security Police find UFOfags incredibly annoying because of the sheer number of security breaches they cause on a regular basis (trying to break into Area 51, showing up at the gate with protest signs calling for the government to come clean about aliens, etc.).

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Games with this feeling?

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So you back up that it was on Netflix once, but refuse to believe that they could have watched it back then? What kind of logic is that.

>Imagine a whole agency that hires a bunch of Barneyfags. Weaponized autism is real.

Do you have to serve in the military in order to work in the aerospace industry?

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John Carmack didn't and he has his own company in it

no shit. anyone being able to pilot the craft he described makes no sense with how little they knew how it all worked. and he contradicts himself when he says the ships making their own gratiy waves enveloping the craft makes them invincible, yet somehow they crashed on earth/ got shot down

watching Rogan literally makes you dumber. look at the people he respects and has on over and over again. Graham Hancock who thinks are ancient ancestors had greater tech than we do today and who also claimed the world was gonna end because the mayan catalogue, Alex Jones, and Jordan Peterson.

He says that he was told they were discovered in an archaeological dig not that they got shot down

I really hope that Ayy's have internet and we can connect with them.
Imagine shitposting with literal Aliens.
I want to tell them about my wife

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he said one had a hole in it from ballistics, and he said he believes one was dug up. still needs to crash to get burried bud

Huh?

I always assumed that Aerospace was basically a revolving door for former USAF personnel to go work at doing the same job, but getting paid much more (like how Private Military Contractors are staffed with ex-USSOCOM personnel).

You know that saying about how the Air Force is a corporation.

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I will become the civil protection unit alongside mike and dave.

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OHHHHH FUCK THAT SHIT.

Thanks user, didn't want to sleep anyway

How do people honestly rationalise this type of footage away to get cognitive closure?

>tabs on top

monster

Xcom enemy within

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finally i can post this

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thnks friend i guess ill finally see what this game was all about

Just get Project Dreamland
moddb.com/mods/project-dreamland/downloads/projectdreamland

>america has no fewer than nine alien spacecrafts in their possession

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>Kansas
>Canadian beer
>Canadian themed T shirt

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Doesn't Alabama have one of the highest black population percentages?

I miss those "when you see it you'll shit brix" pictures

Heres the thing. Every engineer wishes the conspiracy nuts were right. Cause desu. The laws of Physics,Nature,thermodynamics etc... are no fun allowed. If there was ayy lmao tech. We'd be like kids at a Gmod server.

The security there is not military. It is contractors. Nearly everyone is contracted from one company or another. Each with a very symbiotic relationship with the DoD.

No. But being a former officer is a +++. Thing is civilians and military have very different mindsets, both butt heads but at the end of the day whatever it is uncle sam wants they'll hire those who are believed to be beneficial. Officers tend to be old fashioned and resistant to any hint of change. That's where we come in, to innovade but not change too much. They have the experience and know what the war machine needs. Sometimes civilians make things to needlessly complicated. Very cool and groundbreaking, but not practical. It's a balance.

Imagine getting literally everything wrong in your post.

They need to stay in high orbit to avoid my dick.

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desu I don't blame the Feds for not wanting to release this information. With how fast America & the West are going downhill, it'd be a shitshow.

M16A2 M203 is aesthetic as fuck

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Ahem
Fuck Martians
Fuck Greys
Fuck Reptilians
And most especially
Fuck CIA Glowniggers

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This is basically the plot of space battleship yamato, we just get orbital bombed to death.

Good thing we have culture

What if the aliens have no ears? How will we get them to buy our pop idol CD's then?

They've had them for more than 30 years. How much longer? No one knows.

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Infrasound

>having a title bar taking up vertical screen space
>2019
No, this not a hot baabhabhiat!

There's nothing I can do about it. I doubt a majority of Yea Forums has seen it. I doubt even 5% of the actual population has seen it. The best I can do is wait for further information on /k/ or /pol/, which will get me information quicker and more accurate than any mainstream news outlet should the powers that be decide to make a disclosure.

Its probably already scrapped and covered up

I this recent? Are more leaks coming?

cnn.com/2019/06/20/politics/ufo-sightings-navy-briefs-us-senators/index.html

YAKK

*ruins your podcast*

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Honest question
If you ran into dozens of refugees, escaped prisoners, wounded soldiers and orphaned children telling you the invasion is real and they have literally seen it how many do you have to hear before you reexamine your theory?

I know one fucker irl who would unironically gun them all down and likely get killed by an angry lynch mob before he would admit wrong.

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>when it turns over

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Why would a Light speed travelers run naked around

What

Greys are worker drones not true life

>Every engineer wishes the conspiracy nuts were right.

Would certainly make their jobs more interesting/appreciated by the public at large

>If there was ayy lmao tech. We'd be like kids at a Gmod server.

kek

A fellow /k/ommando of taste I see.

You have no idea how fucking butthurt I am at all FPS these days are all MUH MODERN WARFARE and it's all HK Picatinny-covered abominations and ACUs.

I haven't bought a single CoD since Black Ops II because they went overboard with that and the future shit. Now Infinity Ward is beating the dead horse that is Modern Warfare instead of coming up with something fresh and original, like Cold War gone hot in an alternate 1980s/1990s.

It's not like a World War III/Gulf War/early War on Terror video game would be that functionally different from a Modern Warfare title. All they would have to do is take out some of the more retarded killstreaks, reskin the soldiers in M81 Woodland camouflage, and learn to mount scopes on top of carry handles (which Treyarch is so fucking lazy, they wouldn't even do it with Black Ops).

They wouldn't even need to deal with the "muh niggers and women in muh video games" bitching from /pol/

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Yeah I'm really sick of railshit on assault rifles, makes them all look the fucking same

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>element 115

youtube.com/watch?v=bmDXgBDF7lk

>promise to return
Bros...

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Where is this from?

What a cute little butt.

There's no contradiction because he doesn't say how we obtained the craft. The one with a hole shot through it was probably unmanned and being shot for a test. And just because they were buried doesn't necessarily mean they crash-landed there. The occupants could have willingly landed the vehicle/s, left it and entered another.

Also, Bob's knowledge of the craft is limited and so maybe they aren't completely invincible.

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that's classified.

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Why do we have better alien threads than /x/? I've enjoyed the latest destroy all humans threads because of that.

>you wouldn’t throw shit at this or shoot it given the chance
Yeah no I don’t believe you.

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x sometimes has good ones. It's just honest to god I didn't believe how bad it was until I made a thread and random posts were made talking to nobody and vague

Communication via dancing

No M203 launcher?

I mean, the handguard is cool and all, but it's just not the same without the 40mm of boom boom slung underneath it?

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based

Holy shit, you can see the M203 release button on the bottom

sadly the mod didn't have it, but yeah I agree, looks empty without it

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they only work on low-iq individuals who aren't mentally primed against advertising. for me seeing an ad makes me less likely to buy the product, as the ad has irritated me and attempted to manipulate me. advertisers are cancer and should all be killed irl.

Watch Fringe. That was made for brainlets like you.
>dude I want a rag team of 4 people out manuvering a super advanced time traveling species of teleporting people!!

You are so underage that it physically pains me. Grimacing at your post right now, champ.

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You're delusional if you think you're immune to the effects of advertising. I hate them with a passion too but I'm not dumb enough to think I'm magically above the effects.

All of you fags talk about Ayy Lmaos and how cool it would be, but both you and I know it would cause problems. Even if we don't kill each other, our cultures would mesh terribly.

Think of a toothpaste brand right now. What toothpaste did you think of?

ICH WILL

They already returned. We call them the bogdanoffs

? young people are more susceptible, i'm 28

not immune but aware, which is enough to block out 99% of it as cancerous white noise

the one i have in my bathroom. there aren't ads for toothpaste. i get the cheap one

You type like a reddit nigger and are about as smart as one too.

The Army has a FPS, also. Ads everytime there is a loading screen.

>reddit
rent free, imagine caring about a website that much holy shit

This has been the best /x/ thread I've seen in months

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>the time a fa/tg/uy tryed fugging an ayy and never returned

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dumb nigger

Sex was so good he went for a harem on the home planet, Godspeed.

enjoy your Hungry Jacks™ burger, make sure to wash it down with some delicious, cool, Coca Cola™ as well

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What a weird response, can you go back already

keep slurping on that corporate cock my friend i'm sure you'll find happiness there eventually

I like sam too but you're literally just parroting him. dumb nigger

Your strawman is pretty weak. You're literally a dumb nigger 16 year old who thinks because he knows of ads existing they never affect him. By trying so hard to not be a sheep you make everyone else realize how big of a sheep you really are.

who is sam? that's just shotgunman.jpeg the latest meme

i'm just saying, if you're a fully grown adult man and you allow advertisers to infect your brain, you're retarded and a lost cause. it's not about being a sheep or not, i think most people are being more aware of advertising these days, it's a dying industry. word of mouth beats paid ads every time, make a good product and it will sell, you don't need advertising

>Yea Forums is a better /x/ than /x/

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I assume this message was typed from a machine running a self coded OS and hardware manufactured by now derelict companies?

Its honestly sad how true that always ends up being.

ah yes the old, if you REALLY hated corporations you would live in a mud hut by the river and subsist on river algae and carrion. no, i use windows because it's literally the only choice. inb4 muh unix

You use Windows because microsoft successfully marketed to you that it's better than the competitors. The fact you think unix based OS aren't viable goes to show that Microsofts advertising campaign has worked. What a dumb nigger sheep you are!

used unix in uni, it's garbage and pointless, if you want to ever play vidya you need a windows pc. i could dual boot but there's no point, you think linux isn't comped? after all that SJW shit? they're all as bad as each other. just waiting for mostbasedkorea to nuke washington/cali/newyork and solve the problems for us

You could write your own OS though. You picked the OS that you did because it was advertised to you as being better than the competition. You think you're above people because you know advertisements exist. Newsflash retard, everyone already had that revelation when they were 16, the concept of advertising is taught in fucking school. You aren't profound or some kind of genius, and you're making yourself look like a fucking fool for "falling" for advertising while trying to act like you're above it.

I wonder what GPU, CPU, and Mobo you have! Or maybe you went for a prebuilt?

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>You could write your own OS though
no you can't, that's retarded. OS take a lot of time and man hours to craft and it would be a fucking mess if i tried to make one, it would be stupid. i'm not against other people making products that i can buy, that's not the point at all. you missed the point entirely, i'm saying that if you watch an ad (say you're forced to sit in front of a tv because of some family event and you're exposed to it), and you have any other reaction than pure disgust and 'checking off that company in your mental list' as 'has used cancerous advertising?: YES' then you're retarded

>join navy to avoid aliens
>have to deal with deep sea aliens instead

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you can still find jthe files around, they also had full spectrum warrior, psy ops some other stuff

You accuse me of trying to build you up as a "corporations are bad strawman" then literally type

> i'm saying that if you watch an ad (say you're forced to sit in front of a tv because of some family event and you're exposed to it), and you have any other reaction than pure disgust and 'checking off that company in your mental list' as 'has used cancerous advertising?: YES' then you're retarded

this fucking contradictory nonsense. What is it retard, do you think every company is bad or not?

jesus you're a brainlet. products existing; fine. companies existing and creating products; fine. companies using psychological manipulation to convince you to buy their product; kill them irl violently. how hard is it to understand?

>companies using psychological manipulation to convince you to buy their product; kill them irl violently. how hard is it to understand?
Every single company advertises. Therefor, you're taking the "all corporations bad" stance, and are a fucking dumb nigger for doing so.

is this cloverfield sequel?

If only low iq niggers like you are susceptible to psychological manipulation why are corporations doing it on such a massive scale at all levels of society then?

building something, and going 'hey i made a thing, look at it' is not the same as 'hey i made this absolute trashheap using cheap parts and it'll fall apart in 5 weeks BUT you should totally buy it because it'll make beautiful women want to hang around you and also you'll have cars and houses and stuff'. there's a huge difference between those 2 things, i'm not against the idea of word of mouth advertising, or advertising in the sense of telling people about a product you made, i'm against focus-group style marketing departments literally sitting around for hours trying to manipulate dumb people into buying shit they really shouldn't be buying. those kind of marketing departments need gas in the vents

until they're gonna lobby fines legislation of whoever's face id'ed on camera

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>Downloading games funded by CIA Niggers

How much do you lift? You moved those goalposts pretty fucking far, its quite impressive.

i'm sorry i thought we were having a discussion here to get to the bottom of things, forgive me for expanding on my thoughts would you rather i just spam post alien porn instead

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UH ALL THE ALIENS OR SPACE NIGGERS AS i LIKE TO CALL THEM CAN FUCK OFF
WE'RE FULL

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They've been making AI simulations of your waifu for years to be made available to cross species fetishists. Ayy lmao weebs are invading our airspace to fuck your waifus

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>Alabama
>Whitest
No. Alabama has tons of niggers and Mexicans everywhere which is why we are so racist. There is nothing that can make you hate minorities more than living among them and seeing them every day.

I'd rather you stop acting 16 and making dumb blanket statements like "hurr advertising bad!" just to detract on it when people call you out for being stupid.

this was a cool game

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why?

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sorry for assuming you brainlets had the common sense to understand what i meant when i said cancerous advertising, i suppose it's too much to ask for people to make sensible assumptions on 4chin

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You dumbass, that’s what makes it good! It’s just another goosebumps but you have main characters throughout the entirety.

>great northern
that's an Australian beer.

Do you think you were bringing some profound unheard of knowledge to the board? You should make the sensible assumption that people on this board aren't as retarded as you are.

never heard of it, it's probably advertised as australian beer for americans meanwhile in australia noone drinks it

i thought i was having a conversation, didn't realise every post i make on this video game board has to be some profound announcement

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>mfw i was in that thread on /k/

That was some spooky shit

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just tell them it's the jews

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=aoZ6s91Dov4

kind of a pointless argument since we dont even know ONE thing about the lmaos, let alone fucking THREE...
but the last part gave me chills, bretty gud, unrealistic, but pretty good.

/x/ really is fucked, say what you will about a lot of other boards but at least you can have interesting threads pop up pretty much everyday here and on the others. I've gone weeks without seeing anything worth looking at on /x/.

I meant the servers for the US Army version.

Isn't real.
twitter.com/zozi009/status/1112369039978827776

All /x/ wants to talk about is giant invisible alien pussy.

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stick beats drone

*KPA air-horn*

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This and the Turkey UFO video are the only legitimate videos of Greys.

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Got abducted by Ayys a few times. Same thing as I kept waking up in cold sweats with the fear of God in me. Got tired of it so I punched one of those faggots and they stopped.

>dem tabs
not bad

not him but I dreamt I was "invited" by them on the ship when I was a kid. they gave me some weird chocolate. I've been creeped out by them ever since.