Be me 10 years ago at the age of 14

>be me 10 years ago at the age of 14
>show my mom the rare mount i got in world of warcraft
>she makes fun of me uses it against me to mock me everytime i bring bad grades home "haha maybe you should ride on your goat"

fuckin abusive whore

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she sounds like a cool guy
was it a brewfest ram

based Mom

Maybe you should ride on your goat to forget it lmao

agreed

imagine being at the same maturity level as when you were 14 and still caring about shit that happened 10 years ago

I smell aspergers

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>he didn't get his shit kicked in when he came home with bad grades
Consider yourself lucky for having such chill parents

Pretty couple :3

should have riden her

Is a that Sargon of Akkad?

She was right though, look at you now, shitposting on Yea Forums

Depends on what the parents did. In OPs case you're right.

>get good grades
>never get in trouble
>dad screams at me and blames me for my parents divorce because I ha g out with my grandpa too much
I'm sorry OP. At least I had Contra and SMB3

turns out she wasnt right and neither where your parents since you are sitting here with me

>where your parents
user she was fucking bullseye on the mark right

It's alright op just go back to riding your goat

GO RIDE YOUR GOAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>OP is literally a goat fucker

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i know this feel op

leave the guy alone, he just tryed to connect with his mother and she was bitch about it for no reason, possibly this was one of the reason his autoestime is shit.

>"haha maybe you should ride on your goat"
holy shit
your mom is cool and you will always remain a faggot

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just dab on her once she gets old and needs help
literally rent a goat and ride it in front of her eyes OP
that'll teach her

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Yea Forums's childhood experiences explains much of the current behavior on this board. It doesn't just come from nowhere.

>when you get a rare mount instead of showing it off to your friends you show it off to your mom
do you understand why she was disappointed now

The goat mounts are awesome so don't worry OP. Although MoP released in 2012 so that would only be 7 years ago...

>using world of warcraft to connect with women
Oh Yea Forums you autistic fuck heads.

She was right to mock you, you needed some tough love.

Is that Craig from Malcolm in the Middle

>be me 15 years ago
>come home from high school
>mom raided my closet and sold everything of value
And she wonders why I moved out the first chance I could.

WTF? Dude, no joke, call child protection services. Any mother who insults their child's accomplishments are toxic as fuck.

yeah because getting a gay goat in the gayest game ever made is a REAL accomplishment

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