SGDQ 2019

It's a 100% run

Goin' to the store, want anything?

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This is every single quest.

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶜˡᵃᵖ

>2 and a half hours left

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It would get old within 2 minutes anyway. Get some sleep, bro. If anything crazy happens there will be webms.

>That's a boss
>Was a boss
>That was a boss

if it was Professor Broman's crew, 3 hours of borderlands would actually be comfy, but goddam this commentary is cringe. at least metroid prime will be good, right? ...RIGHT????

Are we doing a foot theme or a femdom theme

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They're doing all quests.

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By god this is a super boring game to Speedrun

>3 hour let's play
eat shit randy

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youtu.be/RV1KkUJivNE
GDQ theme

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Why super mario bros 2 an F? coolkid is a good runner

get me a zoo burger

Can you get me a better GDQ at the store?

I'll take some steamed horse with a side of abortion waste. Thanks senpai

i'm going to edge for the next 2 1/2 hours, catch you fags later

you are doing us wagies a great service, user, thank you very much

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When's Touhou?

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>dupe bug
>super speed bug
>this will somehow still take 3 hours

Probro used to be cool, but turning his back on speedrunning while good for his channel was spitting in the face of the people that supported him initially. Like thanks for the step up, now I'm going to forget all about you.

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How are they going so fast? Are they just cheating?

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>feel free to be annoying faggots for 3 hours!

Reminder to thank GDQ for these lame runs because it means you can get things done! Go play some video games!

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post the other one?

ye lemme get the mixed fuck hoagie and double ass cake

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this guy on the left talks a lot but doesn't really say anything, he's very annoying and a sounds like a basedboi

both obviously

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That all looks like shit. I'm going to Medieval Times instead.

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When’s his run?

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>SS: Rygar
quick rundown?

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have there been any weird/cool guys yet

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the testosterone held up within his body is trying to unleash itself

user I have three monitors, I am playing video games.

>Castlevania PoR is D
Horseshit, what happened during it? Was it literally the pun donations?

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gdq makes me realize how pathetic and weak the video game community is

>they are using the same alienware pc that I have
i must have made a good choice.

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Pot Brownies. If I'm sitting through this, I am going to have to be really faded.

That's the one thanks senpai

I gotchu senpai

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You had to be there.

Sorry man I'm not a miracle worker

runs should only be one person only none of this coop crap

>feet
>not pits

0/10

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DELETE THIS! GAMERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

what's the Pee Special for today?

I'm high and its still pretty fucking boring dude

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i'm glad this exists

>Scooter's intro video

Still makes me laugh a little. Too bad the guy's voice actor is dead.

Theoretically speaking if I was impersonating an indie game dev and suddenly started shouting I HATE NIGGERS! I HATE NIGGERS! during the Skype call, would I be doing anything wrong?

if he had committed on that dive it would have been good

>excuse me,do you have tax included in all prices or i'll kill you?

Does anyone else here like the smell when they peel their foreskin back after a day or two without showering?

non-stop cringey autistic rygar puns and no cool gameplay while the commentator stuttered over her lines the entire time.

>SS

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Would they accept a VR speedrun? I've never seen a VR speedrun on the stream before so I'm wondering if it's just an issue of nobody submitting any.

Yeah a lot of anons didn't like it afterwards. I never saw it personally, had to go off the rate the run posts.

Bullshit! Rise up gamers!

Why is everyone fat and ugly in AGDQ? Is it an american thing?

Where is the stream I can watch with Yea Forums bros without a heavilly censored chat?

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Both are fine
No need to just pick one

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pretty much

then why is it on the list

you're already here

have water

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Yes, I love the taste

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Not like Scooter will come back, either

no but i like rubbing my cock and balls after not showering for a couple days and smelling it (im cut btw)

The voice actor’s dead? Did they kill him after he wrapped up on Tales of the Borderlands? Sounds based.

ape burger sounds legit, gimme that and some homo fries

90s anime style art. I miss that so much that I keep practicing to replicate it

>why are people who spend hundreds of hours replaying the same game over and over fat and ugly

gee, i don't know, retard

Wanna trade foreskin pics

I'll do my best user

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The set up would probably make it less likely to be accepted.

>clapping for a video game

americans, everyone

except for a couple choice exceptions like maral, the runners at ESA look just as fucked

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It tastes better when it's someone else's.

>tfw you desecrated Scooter's corpse with an anime reference in Tales from the Borderlands
Fuck that little red neck

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Anime-posting discordniggers need to leave

Will you support trannies or dykes in the upcoming queermo civil war?

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this run can't end soon enough

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this run's boring so i'm just gonna post dumb memes

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N-no way h-haha..

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Working with Randy will do that

After restoring I regained my own masculine smell back. It's a really nice feeling.

These threads need more CUNNY!

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>Neck Shaming

BANNED

>Perfect Dark player was deaf.

That's why Kevin spoke so much

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Is Toukiden 2 any good?

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wish there was a sekiro run in the lineup

This run sucks, I'm gonna go get a haircut.

Seriously is this the first time a Dev call actually works and the devs aren't 1minute delayed and never answer questions?

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I fucking miss Memri

h-how do you know

I'm cut
unshaved
and have no precum

trannies because they're going to kill themselves anyways

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It would have been nice if they were clearer about this during the stream.

Fuck, i got a job interview tomorrow. What happens if they suspend my neet card and give me the job.

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its only been 30 minutes

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If you read this Mr. Fat guy
I like you

I have unironically been looking for this track for years cuz its one of my favorite episodes, thanks user

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Pity

Show me your wiener

ha ha that almost looks like something illegal

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I thought there was like 3 or 4 of them and I only hear two talk.

why am I watching this instead of edging to JAV right now

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Amazing crew at AGDQ failing to explain what the fuck is going on i see

What kind of job

Just say this before the run. It's not like they didn't have enough time.

With everything I’ve learned from these events “legally deaf” probably means a lil difficulty hearing.

?

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Moar

Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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But why is Kevin over in Japan and not on the fucking couch? That's the part that infuriated me

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>guy in Japan on Discord tries to call time
I dont get it

Stop masturbating to porn

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I start my full-time job tomorrow after only working two days a week for the past few months and now I’m regretting it. I really loved having days off during the week and three day weekends, even if I made significantly less than I will be making now.

>every year I say I will never be as bored as being curious and watching speedrunning during summer break
>here I am, yet again.

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!

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Rude of them not to mention this on camera. It dilutes the cringe of the run a bit, or at least gives it better context.

Restoring what?

is this co-op or are they racing I can't tell

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what happened?

I'm way too small for it to be even seen on Yea Forums

the thread reaooy slowed down

What should I masturbate too? You?

>after a day or two without showering?
I legitimately haven't showered in about 2 months, scrub.

why?

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Source?

Anons help me decide, should I jerk it to
a. 2D pregnant milfs with lactating milkers
b. 3D girl feet in thin stockings
c. Schoolgirl drowning guro
d. King K. Rool 34

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Why are the devs even in the call?

Based cunny posters.

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APOLOGIZE

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A

Yeah, umaru img.fireden.net/v/image/1456/28/1456282179222.webm

are you retarded? maybe he didn't want to fork over 1200 bucks for airfare + hotel money just to commentate a run. you retards got completely BTFO for sperging at him already, just take the L and shut up

Boeing, warehouse

>it is now customary at A/SGDQs for runners/staff to go straight to reddit and damage control for shitty/cringey runs in the drama threads
I know the sentiment is worn-out by now, but I miss the 2013 events. It felt less like I was watching a poorly-produced live TV show or more like I was watching a bunch of people hanging out and having fun

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c

Jesus, that is a mug.

I legit didn’t know this was a male at first. I must be a fucking idiot.

hazbin hotel made by the ke$ha furry artist

this thread is smelly

D

d but go to 8 ch an and go to zoo and look up guys fucking alligator cloaoas

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I could tell you. Or I could show you.

Just close your eyes and be done with it, degenerates

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stop posting lolis jesus fucking christ

D

c
also please link

>not even best cunny

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i hate these people

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>borderlands is good!
>it has deep lore
>amazing gameplay
>and unique and interesting characters

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c

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Based Werster called Uyama a nigger and a filthy fucking slant, and got banned.

wtf did this game just show the M-word?!

jesus you fucks will complain about anything, stop posting

paranoia sure is a thing huh

Maliwan

Can you guys stop talking about masturbation and other sinful things? I’m a good Christian gamer and I don’t appreciate it. Anime is worse for you than the devil’s lettuce.

fuck off retard

>rapid fire stacking and infinite ammo

Borderlands was incredibly fun when that was still available as a glitch. Bonus points with Conference Call shotguns.

Why the shit would they not mention this during the run?

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It's the "Moonlight Sonata"!

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more like SHIT GAME DONE QUICK (not)

7 decides what I fap to.

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I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

YES PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE GATHER ROUND

FEET FAGS ARE DEGENERATE ANIME HOMOS THAT DON'T APPRECIATE TRUE PATRICIAN FETISH'S AND WOULD LIKELY SMELL THEIR OWN FART AND LIKE IT

ALSO THEY PROBABLY JERK OFF WITH THEIR OWN SOCKS WHICH MAKES THEM GAY AND DUMB THANK YOU

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This fucking sucks jesus

And I'm a horny smelly hairy gamer who has needs

>Alligators/Crocodiles have cloacas and not dicks

Why didn’t I think about this before? K. Rool is a fucking cuntboy.

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Velocity

feet

good comeback, but seriously, stop posting

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fucking based

the forced detachment between the crowd and the participants and the absurd strict rules for the people on the mics killed any chance of this show to be good despite the fat checks the uper management gets

ill have the i kill you with a suicide pill side please

Kiryu

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2013 was the peak. Big enough that lots of cool people showed up and we only had one or two trannies that got memed in the chats immediately when they showed up on camera. We still had some drama happening but it was all awkward and autism related, Blueglass meme started and Cosmo was still a boy. After that it seems to have gone downhill really fast but as long as people are having fun and we still get memes generated from it I don't really dislike it.

what the fuck

niggers

I don't know what that is.

>had 0 urge to fap
>thread makes me horny
god damn it

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there has never been a good coop run or race

This runs isn't so entertaining.
Going to play Borderlands 2 with two friends instead.

no

What's velocity?

how tf is this nigga running so fast I missed the beginning of this shit

velocity's feet

Say no more

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It's the new dumb mascot that GDQ has.

>degenerate
>anime
>homo
Yep, you nailed me.

footfags confirmed curbstomped (but with ugly feet)

What the fuck

holy BASED

GDQ's new genderfluid mascot.
I'm not exaggerating.

If god didn't want you to jerk off, he wouldn't have made it feel good.

it is decided. set in stone

...

Sorry you're a such a fucking schizo

e621.net/post/index/1/Velocity_(gdq)
(and introducing e621.net/post/index/1/sir_prize_(gdq) )

wait a second
i think
this might be
a lets play

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my god

It did the same thing to me, not sure what to do now.

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This thumbnail makes it look like she has gorilla feet.

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It's fun turning user robots on

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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Fuck everything

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I need to cum
Post non-passing GDQ trannies

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I just tuned in
Is someone on voip AGAIN?

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It doesn't have a gender.

>speedruns that last over 2 hours

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The mic activation distortion giving it away?

>zfg is done
NO

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How do you go from this youtube.com/watch?v=qeSsa2Ab94s

to pic

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yeah sort of. I'm simultaneously disgusted by it and and enjoy it at the same time. I definitely enjoy cleaning it in the shower though too.

That's what I said.

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He looks like an NPC with fucked pathfinding AI

Cunny poster here.
I'm going to bed now. Good night.

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Jokes on you nogs. I’m fapping to all FOUR.

>no sticky for Etika
This board is a fucking disgrace.

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>turn volume all the way down
>still loud as fuck
aaaaaaaaaaugh
another 2 hours

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Do you not see the speed at which they are running? Just you wait until 6 hour rpgs

Trump won

Shit girl

post tiny tina

>tina starts talking
>mute the stream

poorly diagnosed/treated mental illness

Nobody gives a fuck about some youtube e-celeb that just reacts to smash shit.

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Aaaanyway

The world lost a chimp. Nothing of value was lost.

pretty based my dude

Was tuning into him inbetween sgdq today, now I don't know what to do with borderlands going.

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Image search ain't giving me the sauce. Is there more?

>how
mental illness and depression caused by crippling loneliness

>"speed run"
>THREE (3) HOURS
What the fuck bros

Goodnight cunny

CUNNY

No thanks I dont like shitty short girls, only quality ones.

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that's fine but i still don't see a link to c

based

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Theres seriously something wrong with the audio this year. They have it cranked it all the way up for no real reason.

why are they constantly running at lightspeed? is this a cheat?

he did always seem a little off

2D moms stepping on your wiener in panty hose.

>reddit immigrant thinks ecelebs are worth discussing
Just go back you stupid nigger.

>Missing YouTuber Etika's belongings found
The fuck happened?

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>not even an hour into this
This is terrible, who OK'd this?

is he actually confirmed dead or just this "found his stuff" bullshit

he's pulled this attentionwhoring "imma kill myself" shit before, i won't believe it aint a ploy until i see a body

why 3 screens?

the current screen layout is incredibly bad. a fucking timer is the size of one player.

>when Borderlands 2 came out I spent hours farming skins throughout the game to create savefiles with all the skins to share with people here
>they called me skinbro
>swiftly forgotten

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FERAL DRAGON PUSSY

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holy fuck this run is awful

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BUT LOUD = GOOD HURR

I'm so mad.

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One more before I go and get banned.

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an exploitable bug where they stack a movespeed buff the client forgets to remove

holy fuck this is beyond boring

based

MEME MAGIC

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do it

Where do guys balls go when they sit down. Doesn’t it hurt to sit on them?

Is Link going to split her open?

I find the smell is best when you pat dry your dick after taking a piss, so that the piss doesn't get trapped under your foreskin. It makes the smell softer and less acidic.

In our gooch pocket.

He's been going really mental, like legit crazy lately. Signs point to him having committed suicide by jumping off a bridge.

sleep tight cunny

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"""""""speed""""""runs above 1hr 30 minutes should be banned fucking hell

I'm gonna go play some titanfall 2 for PS4 eat it pcfags

N E W J E R S E Y

the only thing good about gdq anymore is seeing the same posters post each event

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found his stuff and they pulled an "unidentified" body out of the water today

She can take it

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provide examples. i won't let this user be alone in these new frontiers

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Will Claris ever get mental help? How can any turn a blind eye (or even enable) someone so obviously delusional?

How much did Gearbox pay to build up HYYYYPPEEE for Borderlands 3 with this stupid 3 hour commercial?

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Guys this sucks I'm going to bed

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There are no women on Yea Forums.

>Some actually fun run was declined for this

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I never noticed this and now it's making me very uncomfortable.
It's why no one closes their legs too much while sitting.

In a manner of speaking

I helped some skinbro farm some insect thing for like 5 minutes and got bored. Used cheat engine to increase the spawn rate or something, don't really remember.

Balls are so fucking hot

YAAAAAAAAABBA DABBA DOO!

this guy gets it

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i have no problem with them on graveyard shift, but why the FUCK do they always put them in primetime. i'd much rather they put the rapid fire

imagine being so fat you sit on your balls

That might have been me. I also used cheat engine whenever I could. It was so long ago.

Loli posters are based.

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>Could be talking about Borderlands 3
>Could be talking about cut content
>Could be talking about how certain things came to be in the game
>Could be talking about bugs and glitches
>Could be making jokes
>Instead they decide to be completely silent and not say a single thing

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA HOLE SHIT THESE DEVS ARE MORE AUTISTIC THAN THE RUNNERS

Trannies and twitchniggers?

I am sitting here with my fat dick stuck inside a fleshlight.

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>tfw got b& for dumping pokemon lewds last year during the gold run

WTF is this real?

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Why? what incentive would have to quit with 2.5k-3k viewers which is probably tens of thousands a month? RSI?

I like to see familiar posts, too.

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think about all the posters that have died along the way...

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we live life in a state of ignorance and hope for the best until we die

Literally didn't know who this faggot was until this suicide bullshit. Fuck off.

>3 hours of Borderlands
Would legitimately rather watch some retardedly long JRPG run instead

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in our thigh gaps

Balls aren't placed so low that we sit on them when we sit down retard. They just rest in front of our taints.

no

Does anyone here like wristwatches

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ROME
O
M
E

isn't that ancient?

m.imgur.com/a/bP93q

im high as fuck and prolly gona jerk off here in a minute
do something

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>no runescape when
>no nanachi
>no hamster
This gdq has been shit.

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces

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>he doesn't have a slit
gay

=(

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butt musk is better

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>no hamster
you lie

so this run isn't gonna end for another 2 hours right?

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I am not altogether on anybody's side, because nobody is altogether on my side.

Gotta admit, it's a better push for positive attention than anything Pitchford's done in years.

>tfw was the original Xev tendiesposter that one year
>tfw that one guy kept spamming it at the start of every new thread

not posting that shit again after it got run into the ground for good

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Go to sleep Mario

A lot of what happened in development is usually protected by NDA. The other part is some devs get really annoyed at speedrunners over the "hahaha we're breaking your game because you all suck so we're making money off your fuck ups" attitude some have

So, usually no real reason to offer them cool extras like insight or dev stories.

And even then, most dev stories aren't so great. Just lots of drinking and cursing existence

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all of them have been here

that's what it has always been about. these threads are more entertaining then whatever is happening on stream

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i just started watching
how do they get fast

Randy Pitchford paid in childs to get it on primetime

uh oh

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twitch.tv/zfg1
Poverty chat

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Nanachi was here yesterday

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g'night love

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Fake, but give it another year

The dev they got wasn't even around when borderlands 2 was made. He worked on the DLC as an intern so he literally has no insight into game design or decisions or anything

It's a glitch. They're using a lot of them at the same time.

Nah this GDQ is great and if you think otherwise you're probably just here for tranny drama and cringe shit.

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What is happening here?

you won't get banned this thread is going too fast for people to notice.

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there's four devs there

Post more loli please

None of these guys are funny. If they want to prevent cancer, they can stand in front of the shuttle bus.

gon need a sauce user

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i've literally seen all three, don't post like you've been here when you clearly haven't

Kribner's Grace

underated

how'd his art quality go so low recently?

is there a physiological reason why the crowd loves screaming shit for no reason

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What’s a taint?

girls laughing at your wiener. it's the kind of shit that faggots that want girls to bully them are into.

My dad passed down a lot of extremely nice watches. Rolex, Omega...too nice for me to wear on my daily routine. I also have a few meme watches like pic related.

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Probably just rushing.

this is me!

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I didn't know she did stuff with other girls

It is extremely painful if you sit down too fast.
Usually they sort of scrunch up close to you and rest comfortably near you.
Heat tends to make them sag a bit, which is very uncomfortable by itself.
>I never noticed this and now it's making me very uncomfortable.
Guess what else you may not have noticed. Whenever guys are walking in a straight line, and it looks like they are randomly stepping to the side, chances are their balls are stuck to their thigh and they are trying to get them "un-stuck".
Source: I do that at least twice a day.
What's your opinion on shaved balls? Yes or no?

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Why are these co-op runs always so fucking awkward?

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Absolutely based horse poster.

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>tfw I literally can ONLY masturbate to mom/son impregnation
PLEASE TELL ME HOW DO I ESCAPE THIS HELLISH EXISTANCE

>thinking those faggots make these threads great
Absolute retard.

lol are you serious. I can't even tell because they're so quiet.

its a coping mechanism to make them feel like they didnt waste hundreds of dollars buying tickets to this event

you OK user?
it's rather emasculating. I won't get into it

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fuck is this user?

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how can someone that skinny even walk

They're NPCs. They're compelled to mimic behavior they see other people doing. It gives them enjoyment because they feel like they belong to something. This effect doesn't diminish no matter how many times they repeat it.

no it is not stop lying

I'm fine with them, I think they can be cute or sexy depending on the penis they're attached to. Bulges are always sexy no matter what.

baste
you should look up H2O Aquarium user

shit run, good couch.
Yea Forums gives no fucks about the runs themselves

Is there really a lot of english porn of that out there?

The area between the balls and the anus.

even as background noise i'm not paying attention to, this run is trash

they're really not being that awkward

Why did they put the LONGEST run right at the time most people will be watching?

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The area between your genitals and your pooper

me on the left

sniff my butt

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>wedding ring
lol am I supposed to believe this loli is married?

you're very pretty!

LOL

What the FUCK is up with all these pedoshits ruining the comfiness?

oh sweet summer child

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>that spoiler
Same.
It took me a couple months to get used to.

There was a chad fucking JAMMING to BFG division last night

Puppeteer's strings.

This is what's keeping me here

>bethesda game npc.webm

she's the best
>her new preggo video

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Literally who?

That isn't a real horse
Fucking amateur

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just the one girl actually

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Chrono Trigger isn't going on until the finale, user

What did they mean by this?

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there is nothing comfy about this rage thread, fuck this run and fuck the marathon schedule makers who do a terrible job every year

Post it

Are those people actually good at vidya. It feels like watching 3 normies play it for the first time.

why are you faggots holding out on me?

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Only if it's cute.

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link

I can't wait for that new game from Obsidian.

I really wonder how her kid will grow up to be. If it's a dude, how will he feel about all the fucking porn?

They're average they have just memorized glitches from an old version and that's it

i refuse to believe that is real unless a link is posted to their site

two hours left
how many of you poor souls are like me and have to work tomorrow?

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He's not that skinny lardo

I might've slipped up a bit fellow loli poster.

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You mean all of the mommy POV stuff? That's a tough question.

What video game do you guys think is the g

>woke up too early
>borderlands only 1/3rd done

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what are you on, he's a walking skeleton

It is

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>300 posts since someone talked about the "speed"run

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No, but i have to go buy food in 3 hours and im tired as fuck

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part of the name was already mentioned in the thread. google that and you're there

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>making up lies
Wonderful contribution.

user? user what happe

They fished his corpse from East River today.

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was going to say I feel bad for the gearbox employees having to sit through 3 hours of this but randy probably forces them to sit through his magic tricks for 5 hours a day and theyre used to it

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what the hell is dialating what is this meme

and redpilled

*freeze frame* then the rest of the meme

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it obviously isn't you fucking retard

Then bend over and let me bury my nose between your cheeks.

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You don't want to know

I have literally not watched a GDQ event since 2017 but I always post in the threads

NOW WE'RE TALKING

Getting hollow knight off my backlog while this shit run is happening.

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>2 HOURS REMAIN

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something somehting OPEN WOUND

this is so bad I'm switching to a dota underlords stream

until we get dental records/parent confirmation I don't buy that it's him. plenty of bodies in the East River

no dont you faggots start doing this

i do. thankfully i don't have to go in until noon.

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Isn't that the MC's sister
In which game does he shag her

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It's just some fine ladies maintaining feminine hygiene. Nothing to worry about :)

WHAT HAVE I MISSED?

What are good runs please?

Will you lick it too?

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sniffs*

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No work tomorrow but yes work on Wednesday which means I might have to miss Silent Hill 3/Big's fishing adventure. So that sucks.

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I don't really understand the purpose of the "developers" being involved with the run.

The size of the teams who worked on these games and the separation of tasks and functions for putting the game together means that the amount of meaningful input they could provide is going to be so minuscule there's basically no reason for them to be on call except for novelty.

As is, that one guy is playing Knack with his kid instead of being actively watching/listening.

Fuck this gay run. I'm going to lift. Pick what ost I listen to faggots.

Hey, user. You can hold my hand, if you want

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>plenty of bodies in the East River
Not ones that haven't decomposed. How many black people with white shirt's like Etika was wearing are there at the bottom of the East River near the Manhattan Bridge?

This is a 3 hour commercial.

clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedRoundMarjoramArsonNoSexy

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Of course. Butt worship is my biggest fetish.

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Does anybody really want to watch an all quests run of Borerlands 2 with 3 different screens

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that looks an awful lot like candlejack, I wonder if

It's not Nekopara, it's a different game but the same artist.

The base game is translated but the fandisc with that scene is not.

vndb.org/v17515

Spyro 1 was great.

fuck this, i'm playing skyrim. someone else make the new thread, i'm done

>Micropenis file size

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>missed
perfect dark run where the runner was deaf and no one knew until afterwards and an hour of borderlands

even another boys?

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Cheap Talk - Let's Get Electric 1987 (the whole album)

twitch.tv/zfg1
Or just use this thread

morrowind

no
this run was bribed in by randy himself as advertising for borderlands 3

No thanks, Maribelle was better

jesus christ this block sucks. I guess it's a designated sleeping block.
I appreciate metroid prime as a game, but it's speedrun fucking sucks, it's 90% oob, or it's just them playing the game, with nothing special or interesting happening other than them knowing what to shoot/where to shoot and how to play already.

hey me too

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Kill yourself

j*nny kept banning me for posting cat pics

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youtu.be/GNtzmOliIos?list=PLTKixxSRvtFzSXGSyDe_sKcuqp1jJ129q

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Oh shit they need he

NEW
NEW

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Yes!

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Check out the squad in the back. Based AND redpilled.

>It's on steam too
Nice, I'll be checking it out later
Thanks

better get to it then.

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Scripted dab requested by Randy himself.

This. It is obvious by the crossdressing propaganda. Never forget, Satan was the first tranny fuckboi and he is Randy's master.

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why would you support the same platform that's continually removing vns just like this after explicitly stating that anything goes

Wait so you cant take a photo of it?