Why are headshots a thing in almost all games but crotchshots were only a thing in a handful of games?

Why are headshots a thing in almost all games but crotchshots were only a thing in a handful of games?

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Fallout 1 and 2 blew my mind with the ability to target the groin

>the literally only good FGO kicking the worst FGO in the dick
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because anything that can be considered even remotely sexual is immediately not ok in games

Most games don't have ballistic/damage models which awards one shot kills to the abdomen/torso, but instead go for a system where headshots are 1-2 hit kills and torso/abdomen shots take 3-6+. When you add a weakspot to the crotch it just makes it so people can aim center mass and sometimes get one shot kills out of the deal instead of having to choose between low damage but easy to hit abdomen shots vs high damage but hard to hit headshots.

>this is definitely a video game related topic, guys!

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The only good FGO are Nightingale, Chevalier Deon, and above all, Leonidas

If you punch a guard's crotch in MGS3, it knocks them out instantly. I think you can also knock out a guard instantly if you shoot a tranquilizer round at their crotch.

mostly used for tasteless comic gags despite being genuinely effective; detracts from the tone of anything serious due to this.

Nightingale's fun, but I've been finding d'Eon kinda boring. Honestly, this entire Remnant is boring.

look at all the replies before yours, they're very much videogame related
you're just mad I killed a smash thread

Wrong. Modred is only good FGO. Otherwise this franchise is fucking shit garbage only good for fapping.

This. File it under "game balance" with "shotguns that are only effective in melee range" and "rocket launchers with no backblast".

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in MGS4 there are female enemies you can crotch grab and it doesn't work on, they call you a pervert if you try to do it.

It's funny. They actually praise Snake's technique if he gropes their breasts or ass, but I guess the crotch is too much.

Because it's sexist and misandrist and it means you hate men. Shame on you.

Based Mordred

>impossible to hit
>doesn't insta-kill enemy

I require visual proof.

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second clip shows how the body search turns into a CQC movement, the first clip doesn't make it clear because you fail it against females.

Kicking someone in the dick should be fucking illegal. Literally worse than rape.

>Kicking someone in the dick should be fucking illegal.

It is.

It's assault, so it's illegal. Still, it's not on the same level as rape.

Come to think of it, I've heard that it's possible to kill a man with a really strong hit to the crotch. Dunno if it's true, though.

Headshots are not so much about realism as much as they are a gameplay mechanic. You are rewarded with bonus damage for hitting a small target. Unlike a crotch or heart shot however, the head is typically surrounded by nothing in 3 of the 4 primary directions, so if you miss you're very unlikely to hit at all. If you had heart shots or crotch shots you could just shoot for the chest/groin and even if you didn't hit the heart/crotch, you would still end up hitting them elsewhere and doing some damage.

>recording of a screen
pls

Fuck, this reminds of being bullied on HS. This girl would always beat me up a little. She's the one to blame for my femdom fetish.

doesn't it scramble up your sperm so your kids come out retarded?

It hurts pretty bad to get kicked in the vagina too btw

cbt is a sick man's fetish.

I was going to say that it's really hot but I guess you already know that.

cbt? what does stand for

Cock and ball torture

Easier to hit the crotch, also crotchshots is kinda cruel

Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 has a crotchshots that is instant kill.

It was. One time she twisted my arm so hard that I ended up kneeling in front of her. She would do that when I said stuff she didn't liked/agree with, but this time was particularly painful. The funny thing is that she wouldn't laugh or anything, she would just continue talking like nothing happened.

Someone must have kicked your dad's nuts really hart then.

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cognitive behavioral therapy, twisted shit.

yeah

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>picking the tranny
Why? At least Astolfo doesn't pretend to be something he isn't.

enf is the patricain fetish but it's not featured in any game except for brief comedic scenes

did the two of you know each other beyond this or was she just a bully?
The chances of this are low but maybe she was trying to hit on you?

We didn't knew each other before I entered the school. She was a friend of someone I knew, and we would talk before and after school. Maybe she just enjoyed toying with me.

unironically should have asked her out

what did he mean by this

is there more cbt and ballbustin fate stuff?

>Astolfo
He is the dream gf of any straight man
>Mordred
he would be a good fuckbuddy, nothing more

wait they're BOTH men??

>He is the dream gf of any straight man
Astolfo is an absolute shit. D'eon is alright, though.

I did. She rejected me, saying she liked men taller than her. When I will ever learn?

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She kinda looked like Kid from Chrono Cross, but taller and with a meaner look.

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Every time a girl has ever tried to hit me in the nuts, they either botch the impact or miss entirely. The closest I've had was probably when I came up behind a friend of mine and said something stupid to her, forget what it was, but she "kicked" behind her (more like lifted her foot back) and her foot pressed into my crotch. I am certain she was trying to nutshot me (she had a tendency to do it to people, I would almost swear it turned her on) but instead she just wound up grinding her foot into my crotch a little and it felt more good than bad.

There was one other girl who would've gotten me pretty good with a kick but I caught her foot between my thighs before she could hit the money.

God I wish that were me.

pink hair is male transvestite, blondie is a transmale

No. Blonde's a girl, pink's a boy.

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how does one meet women who would agree to that kind of degeneracy in the first place?

whom do i trust?

Maybe one day I get my femdom gf... maybe one day...

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shut up greg

Beats me. I've never asked a girl to do it. All of my stories are from back when we were like 14 years old. A bunch of the girls I went to middle school with seemed to find it hilarious to hit guys in the nuts, or at least threaten to. The girl from my first story threatened to hit or kick me in the nuts on at least two other occasions that I can remember.

>fucking GOLDENEYE had unique animations for hitting different body parts
>now you're lucky to even get decent dismemberment in a modern shooter

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ive never had this happen, where the fuck do you live?

Blonde is King Arthur's son, but summoned in the form of a women. Pink is a paladin of Charlemagne but a trap.

Not video games

>Astolfo is an absolute shit.
imagine having this much of shit taste

No, Astolfo is a male. Mordred is a female, but acts all tough and dislikes being called a girl, but loves to wear tiny swimsuits that accentuate her delicious female silhouette.

Both are made to be housewife'd by straight men for different reasons.

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Midwest USA. The girls are a little rough around here I guess. The more I think about it now, the more stories I remember.

>housewifing a dog
Don't do this.

>son, but summoned in the form of a women
god i wish that were me

do tell, i'm interested

>tfw they put blond-revvy in garbage like the fate series

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Never cared about this fag but agartha is making me think he’s cute the more I look at him I don’t want to be gay bros

you know the rules, falling for the trap isn't gay, still being turned on AFTER becoming aware of the trap is gay

Literally built for marrying straight men.

wtf am i looking at

you want to be gay so you can stop feeling lust towards him?

Well I'll just get those other two instances I mentioned earlier out of the way. The first was nothing special, I had just begun to date one of her friends and we were talking about it on the phone one night, at some point she made a remark like "if you break her heart, I will kick you in the nuts". Second instance was also on some silly shit, I had some thing or other and I randomly said to her "What would you do if I just threw this at you?" to which she responded "I'd punch you in your balls". She was a cute little thing, but feisty.

I was play-fighting with another friend once. She jumped on my back and tried to wrap her legs around and smack me in the balls with her heel, but she kept missing because of the awkward angle and only ever managed to graze my thighs.

The girl I mentioned dating in this post also threatened or failed a few times as well. The first I can recall was when we were cuddling together on the couch. She was kinda laying somehow with her arms over my lap. I don't remember what led to it but she would up playfully trying to elbow me in the balls a few times in a row, but none of them landed significantly. I remember her feinting a knee to the nuts once when I went to hug her. That one probably would've gotten me good, but she was merely faking it for a laugh. Thread looks like it's dying, better post now.

what's the appeal?

traps are only gay if you want to play with the dick