So... uh.. Dark Souls I. Clearly you aren't a true gamer unless you've played and beaten it, right

So... uh.. Dark Souls I. Clearly you aren't a true gamer unless you've played and beaten it, right.

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I hope one day you realize you're an unfunny faggot trying to force another fucking wojak.

have sex

bump
seethe

ye, which is why i've beaten all 6 of them. can't wait for elden ring aka dark souls 7

It worked for the Boomer meme.

Yeah, this isn't going to catch on. You can stop posting.

The boomer was at least funny, this is just trying different wojak faces to see what catches, and not a single one is good

i tried playing the game, gave up playing it at the first boss. i even bought the second one. i'm working on fallout 4, i barely play games. i even have a three unopened ps3 games.

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dilate
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based and redpilled
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based but not redpilled
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dilate and have sex

>thread posting
DIE

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>i even have a three unopened ps3 games.
which are?

You don't seriously believe that do you?

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Here you might want this, user.

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thank you

>not a webm
cringe

At this rate the only thing new wojaks will have in common with their predecessors is their color scheme/lack there of.

thanks for the feedback

that sir was truly an epic post

Cringe based dilate have sex seethe cope cuck tranny

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Friendly reminder that if you:

- summoned
- used shields
- used magic of any kind
- used backstabs
- used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale
- used chaos or lightning weapons
- used any armor with poise
- used Mask of the Mother
- used Havel's Ring
- used the Wolf Ring
- used the Hornet Ring
- used the Dark Wood Grain Ring
- used the Rusted Iron Ring
- used the Ring of Favor and Protection
- used any consumables aside from the ones found as loot
- grinded or farmed any mob
- kindled any bonfire
- leveled vitality above 30
- didn't kill the Stray Demon immediately after unlocking the Undead Parish lift, with a weapon upgraded no higher than +5
- used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
- killed the Gaping Dragon by attacking his tail
- used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
- used the spider shield in Blighttown
- didn't do Ash Lake before getting the Lordvessel
- used poison arrows against the Anor Londo archers
- killed Ornstein first
- didn't let Artorias buff
- didn't cut Kalameet's tail
- parried Gwyn

You didn't actually beat Dark Souls.
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

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