"one copy of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice please, and put it on my bill"

>"one copy of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice please, and put it on my bill"

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holy shit based as fuck duck

>goes straight for the guides
An avid collector of videogame memorabillia. What a fowl.

>One copy of (Quack!)...*ahem*...Quake Champions please

What the duck?!

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absolutely based

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Based and duckpilled.

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cheeky

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that duck looks like a benis :D

>I'd like to preorder Shenmue 3, please. And get me a copy of 1 and 2 for the Quackstation 4.

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>and put it on my bill"

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>Hello, is Untitled Goose Game out yet?

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Think that's funny huh?

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I fucking love ducks
how are they as pets?

Whoa, he's got good balance!

Had a duck as a legit pet. Saved an egg from a raccoon invasion. They're extremely dependent on you when young. They tend to get a little aggressive in their teen equivalents but nothing too bad.

As an adult I let him around outside near the creek and he brought in other duck friends. He was the only one to run up and greet me and get head pats.

holy fuck this sounds super cute

Now that's a fowl joke, OP.

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>Beat DOH no problem (3rd try)
>Finally consistently get to Isshin phase 2
>now keep getting shit pushed by Genichiro
wtf lads I need a break

That's why I named the file the *D*uck
>the D

>One copy of the Yokai Watch 4, please. Make it snappy.

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Snapping turtles can jump?!?

aaaaaAAAAAAH

>touching wild reptiles
Enjoy your syphilis.

this is a very cute webm, but it makes me wonder why they did that, I don't think animals like that are smart enough for concepts of altruism or justice
was it just a territorial thing?

Another user here, ducks don't have control over their asshole like most birds so they shit indiscriminately. Be ready to have an outside enclosure or clean up a lot of shit inside your house.

Wtf why'd he bother him?

A bunch of baby ducks. Send 'em to the moon.

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I'd imagine seeing threatening predators attacking while being confident in their own numbers probably just got a reaction out of them without them even stopping to think that the prey wasn't one of them.

Sooooooooooo can we talk about the lack of sekiro rule 34

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>random mob is hardest boss

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Perhaps he was looking for a copy of Quack Hampidgeons?

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>skipping encounters

game just didn't last, but there's some good stuff out there

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