LAST TIME
>Greil fucking died
>Ike, our cute myrmidon girl, recruited a subhuman whose hair looked just like hers
>Now, we must progress onward without our big burly daddy...
What's going on?
>I'm playing Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, using a randomizer to shuffle everything in the game
>except for skills, because the randomizer is unbeatable if Ike doesn't have a certain flag that's removed when he's not his base
>who gets boosters and gets used will be up to you
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>Are there any hacks worth playing?
Most hacks are WIP in perpetuity. Those that aren't are largely just lazy art swaps(like Tales of the Emblem), or are hilariously bad rewrites(like MK404 emblem). Then there's horrible, HORRIBLE hacks that had potential(the last promise), or are just bad(gheb). I don't really recommend any other hacks that I've actually played, with a single exception: Order of the Crimson Arm, AKA tacthack. It's got fantastic writing, fantastic spritework, great characters, and awesome maps.
>What's the best starting point for Fire Emblem?
blazing sword(Fire Emblem) or the Sacred stones are both fantastic starting points.
>What happened to you?
health issues and extensive computer issues. I'm back now.
Current party:
Ike - Myrmidon(Mia)
Titania - Raven
Soren - Fighter
Boyd - Soldier(Nephenee)
Rhys - Lance Knight
Mia - Cat
Currently Dead:
Oscar - Mage(Ilyana)
Boyd dies this thread, calling it.
PLEASE let Ilyana be something good...
oh no, the macguffin
inb4 she's not a healer
>Ilyana is a bandit
STILL no healer...
If Boyd dies the slope of despair begins.
Her bases look decent.
These horse fags are literally going to Canto all over Rhys so you probably need to give him all the Vulneraries you have left.
>Boyd with the crit
best boy(girl)
Soon to be magical boy(girl)
Rhys clears the horse wave with little trouble
Does Rhys have the most str of any character?
I WILL DODGETANK THIS POINT
Boys with all the BEXP shoved down his throat might just come out ahead
>survives the turn with 1 HP
holy shit that was close.
Nigger, why?
and we recruit another cute girl(male)
Let's hope she can promote.
Ike's a blender.
Bandits promote into Berserker in POR
+3 HP, +3 Str, +3 Skl, +3 Spd, +4 Def, +1 Con, +1 Move, +15 crit
he needs the knight ward.
MAGICAL GIRL BOYD
Well this was less painful than I expected.
Rhys and Boyd are going to be fighting over that flame lance.
I think I'm going to make rhys take axes so he can use the bolt axe.
>Despair and Hope
Isn't this the name of a FE4 chapter?
Why did I skip the cutscene where these two appear?
Soren, that is not how royalty behaves.
...oh my god, I think mordecai is a princess crimea
Did the randomizer just genderswap everyone?
Anyway, we need the report on the growths, especially Ilyana because we need to bench Soren and his Luck
oh god, if he's princess crimea, there's a chance he will be sword-locked since he only gets 1 weapon...
Any supports I should do?
>880 gold left
nigga what
Ike + Soren
Rhys with whoever
Ilyana: [ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [026%][055%][030%][055%][010%][005%][060%][060%]
you don't start with a whole lot, and I needed to restock weapons and vulneraries last chapter.
Titania and Rhys
>10% speed
Who the fuck is hogging all the speed growths? That's like the third person
Mia: [ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [036%][060%][ 020%][ 045%][ 045%][000%][060%][045%]
...that's pretty fucking good.
with soren being bench fodder?
you dont wanna stand between real brohood right nigga?
>laguz using axes
uwot
She's being sarcastic
going to just put ilyana up a level.
>well, I'm from Kilvas, but...
What are we hoping from Rolf and Mist?
Mordecai could slap your shit lethe. Shut up.
...how will THIS work?
...oh my god these stats. The GLASSIEST of cannons.
Mordecai:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [050%][015%][000%][005%][000%][025%][040%][025%]
......aaaaaaaaaaand he's shit.
Can you shove as a flier?
Lethe:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [030%][025%][025%][020%][015%][030%][020%][010%]
INTO the trash.
not normally. They can't normally even get the smite skill.
>no growths higher than 50%
Wow. that's awful.
Literally gunter
Mist is...something.
Mists's a nigger.
Look she's a nigger!
and rolf is still an archer!
>Rolf is still an archer
youtube.com
It's time.
hrm...
Mist:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [041%][075%][025%][095%][000%][000%][045%][030%]
...she tried.
>no rolf's bow
unfortunate.
Rolf:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [056%][055%][035%][040%][015%][015%][065%][025%]
SO FUCKING CLOSE to good.
Their base stats + promotion gains alone could probably salvage them for a long time. I don't recall enemies getting fast and dangerous until the final three chapters
This is where the BXP goes, I believe
>that speed growth
WHO THE FUCK IS HOGGING ALL OF THE SPEED?!
If we were playing Radiant Dawn maybe. BXP is just regular levelups in Path of Radiance.
Soren get some fucking glasses, please.
Who is your 3H waifu, Nig?
Oh hi Marcia!
Makalov:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [036%][070%][065%][030%][015%][030%][040%][015%]
Whoops, that's her brother.
Marcia:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [ 041%][ 045%][ 005%][ 110%][ 020%][ 000%][ 045%][ 045%]
That's Makalov's growths, dipshit.
SO SHE'S BEEN HOGGING ALL OF THE SPEED
Based time traveler
her spd is only 20%
Wait that's her skill growth, goddammit why is everyone so slow?
That's the skill, user. She's the one making sure Soren can't hit anything.
>cat subhuman with vantage
this is fun~
YAR HAR HO
C'mon Rolf you can't become Rolf the Ripper with level ups like that.
#justmiathings
I love pirates.
>What a bunch of niggers.
Whoa Ike, isn't that a bit much?
come on, rhys...
might be about to lose him...
we made it.
COME ON, YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE BEST MAGICAL GIRL(BOY)
Holy CRAP
HE
I thought those bands would've been stronger but turns out they're weak. Might as well sell them for forging money
What a fucking tanky girl(boy)
>Oscar
noooooooo
with how shit everyone's SPD/SKL are, those bands will be helpful.
5% is too low to mean anything in the long term and everyone is already in the sub 20 deadzone
but you do you
even that little bit will help
besides, money is meaningless in this game.
>102 post
>11 posters
why so dead today anyway?
HUNGRY
Probably because of sgdq
Yea Forums plays thread rarely get a ton of posters these days. Hell I don't think they got too many back in the day either.
Place bets on neph, brom, and kieran
bruh
bruh, Calling it right now, he'll pull a mangs and Volke won't be able to pick a chest at some point
>Kieran
Oh god. Doesn't he have, uh, that crit skill? I can only imagine.
*screaming child ike intensifies*
Why is Soren so racist?
>neph
Axe Knight
>brom
White Dragon
>Kieran
Priest
gamble? He sure does?
He's Branded and the laguz treat Branded like they don't exist.
>neph will pronably be a cav
>brom will be a mage or something puny
>kieran is a fighter or soldier
Titania, you didn't at all discourage shinon or soren so stop pretending you were above the subhuman tag.
PLACE YA BETS. WE'RE SEEING 4 NEW UNITS THIS CHAPTER
Volke's gonna be Princess Crimea. It's too good to not be real.
No new healers, this entire run is going to be healer-free.
>inb4 has to promote a mage for a healer
And now money is meaningless.
I never understood this. Do Beorc even mind being called human? Do they even call each other Beorcs?
You better forge a max crit javelin
these two are getting benched, so should they support?
We're never going to use them, so sure. And FUCK Shinon
and Ike will have a few units to choose from. Are we getting this skill up, or waiting for lethe, ranulf, or elincia?
I think it's like nigger. Black people call each other that all the time with no problem, but it's a massive insult when a white boy calls someone a nigger.
SAVE shinon. i need maximum EDGE
Beorcs call themselves humans but it's a slur coming from a laguz.
*tink!*
i fight for my friends
Wait
wait a minute why does it show a over 100% growth here but glitch out when showing Gatrie's growth? What the fuck is up with Gatrie?
No speed
I'm pretty sure gatrie's is JUST THAT HIGH
I don't think units normally have a growth more than 120%
A wall to surpass Gatrie, thanks to having Res.
I love the portrait artist for this game. Even a fucking catboy doesn't look THAT stupid. Kinda stupid, but not THAT stupid.
>an ike, a soldier, and another ike
hrm...
>blue hair
>multicolored eyes
imagine him as a 3ds character
...and a second mia.
You just fucking know they'd play the fuck up out of his catlike tendencies.
ranulf is still a laguz.
Volke:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [076%][055%][000%][055%][015%][000%][060%][040%]
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
Brom:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [036%][055%][005%][060%][075%][040%][020%][010%]
THERE'S THAT SPD
Does he still have his thief abilities? Hopefully that base speed stat can carry him.
Kieran:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [ 041%][ 055%][ 035%][ 050%][ 065%][ 020%][ 020%][ 020%]
JESUS
Nephenee:
[ HP ][ Str ][ Mag ][ Skl ][ Spd ][ Lck ][ Def ][ Res ]
Growths: [046%][010%][005%][045%][020%][015%][105%][060%]
....eh.
Three gods. The run isn't doomed!
anyone absolutely want a unit on the field?
At least she's guaranteed a point of defense every level up.
Lethe and Mordecai
R O L F
Unfortunately he has Shade, so he can't open these locks.
Not really, unless you want to use Marcia, but I'd rather put my faith in future units. Isn't Zihark in the next chapter?
now I'm remembering that one conversation Keaton had with Velouria and godammit
Zihark and advance preview of Jill next
What random class is Ranulf again?
Warrior or Princess Crimea?
hawk
100% trustworthy.
look at mordecai in his little skirt.
now THAT'S a level.
>DEF
YESSSSSSS
God he's so fucking strong.
Ike you were supposed to choke this point.
Now this is autism
This man(woman)'s res cannot be salvaged.
have a shitty thing
volke needs some work still - a stiff breeze nearly murders him.
At least he got some res
It was really nice of Crimea to make Titania the first Laguz Knight
Amazing
If Ranulf was the hawk
Why were Lethe and Mordecai promoted for the cutscene but unpromoted on recruitment?
Does this mean Mordecai promotes into a Princess instead of a Falcon Knight?
SPEED!
Ilyana having a good day today.
needs more RRAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Can't wait till we start seeing promoted random units
Untransformed (unpromoted) -> transformed (promoted)
Still begs the question of what mordecai promotes into
She looks hungry. You going to feed her?
Only if she's doubling
dangit, boyd.
that boyd just aint right
this might be bad. I missed the boss having a lance AND a blade.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I couldn't get a vulnerary to ilyana in time
FUCK
mmmmm, the sweet taste of death
This fucking thing isn't working.
>almost as much res as defense
MAGE TANK
>all his godly growths and this is what he opens with
>you want the good level ups? pay up for my promotion goyim.
>orange hair
our savior...
>a subhuman led platoons of royal knights
no wonder daein won.
Brom's a big guy.
I question a lot of things about you, man-with-cloak.
Beorcguard's description is terribly misleading and only seems to work against anti-laguz weapons.
Alright, I'm calling it here for the night. I will check to see what our new units look like though.
in the normal game, the beorcguard/laguzguard do halve the damage you take - it's just not immediately visible.
>works only on anti-laguz weapons
>just move them out of the way or kill them before they can fight you
So...free money?
confirmed - Jill isn't going to be recruitable unless they tweak it so she doesn't spawn in the ocean.
Lehran you little shit you caused all of this.
called it
and zihark is, thank fuck, a mage.
Is that a halberdier?
Might be haar?
you keep mentioning a youtube channel but I can't find it
The creator of the randomizer says Jill is moved to a spot she can be recruited without flight.
>Thank fuck
>Wind
>With that Mag
Hope his growths can salvage it, but you're just gonna master seal him to have a healer anyway
>2 mag
>starts with a wind tome
careful, he might tickle you to death
nevermind I just found it I'm slow
>2 magic
READ NIGGA, READ
> but you're just gonna master seal him to have a healer anyway
Doubt it, he'll try to grind him to 20 and he'll end up dying after doing piss poor damage for 2+ maps
>Atk
>4
lmao
>0 str
>literally getting weighed down by his Wind tome
Alright, well, I'm calling it here. Tomorrow we continue. Look for me around 7 EST.
Stream will continue then too.
0% growth too
Lethe playing as the locked DLC character
This run has been terrible for my sides. See you later Nigger.
Jesus Christ. Please tell me his magic growths is over 50%.
Hell, make it over 100.
Climbing out of 2 Mag is going to be a shitshow if he doesn't forge max might thunder tomes
For anyone that's still here I made a webm of chapter 4 of the SRPG maker shitpost game I'm making. I've mostly finished up chapter 4 and now I'm starting work on chapter 5 and 6.
its just not a hack or a fanmade game without some edge
I can't wait for TLP2, I hope it does disappoint.
Also another quick new webm I made of chapter 2.
Its going to dissapoint because Blazer isn't behind but gave it his blessings
Also, it's not gonna be 100% authentic edge because it isn't written by a literal teenager in the early 10s
Yeah, that's a shame. Plus no more voice acting by blazer either.