Imagine, it's 2019 and some Yea Forums fags STILL haven't played this

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One of the greatest, most badass, coolest games ever made. Easily kills 99,99% of modern games.

>b-b-b-but it's not 3d and it requires me reading and selecting stuff and having more than 5 seconds of patience, it doesn't give me instant gratification and it's not open world like gta and i can't blow things up!

If that's your reasons for not playing it, then you don't deserve to play it - you deserve to miss out on experiencing one of the best games ever made.

Anyway, not only is it one of the best games and coolest and most fun games ever made, it's also one of the /most well-made/ games. Can't really find anything wrong with it, or anything which could be improved. Maybe that the Sega CD version (which is the best version) is unfortunately very slightly censored. Really the only legit critique against the game would be that the replay value isn't fantastically high, but that's unavoidable since the characters, the story and solving the "mysteries" etc is an integral part of what makes it fun - once you know everything it's never the same as the first time you go through it. Still very fun to come back to it after a long break from it though.

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I played it for a couple of hours but got stuck on something I think. I might go back to it if I remember how to set up the sega cd emulator on vita.

Yay. Lets click on a menu and select each option until we pick the right one. Lets stare at a static background for 10 minutes with a shit ost that plays on loop. Uh oh! Here comes some bad guys! Lets shoot at the screen were there are only 9 different portions of the screen too shoot! So difficult!

Only boomers and nostalgia fags would be interested in this visual novel that barely qualifies as a game.

>adult zoomer: the post
"""people""" like you are the reason why vidya is dead today

Don't you have a loot box to open, you filthy fucking zoomer?

behold, the kind of person that wants everything handed to them in life

>"Reading is too hard!"
>Proceeds to shitpost in 4channel.

>2019
>playing Kojima's derivative garbage
Nope

>not wanting to play blade runner VN

based
i love snatcher and this song is severely underrated
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Speaking of which is there any way to get the Blade Runner PC game running at all?

I am glad I played the msx version. Uncensored nudity but more important a very great puzzle that was later cut. Can you anons solve the cut puzzle?
>guy has paper with kanji for house on it
>have to figure out his computer password
>it is one single key

>not the original version
>not the latest version
I’ll wait for a translation.

which version should I play

is that a terminator?

no it's the protag from escape form new york

Why does the main guy have a woman's name? I can't play this. The guy has a woman's name.

Why play a crappy Blade Runner ripoff when the real Blade Runner game is compatible with ScummVM?

The original MSX version is great and uncensored and with uncut content.
But it doesn't have the third act.
The sega version is censored and cut elements that worked on computers but not console. But it has the final act with good mechanics of its own.
Your call.

don't know anything about the game besides it's made by kojima but it looks like a blade runner ripoff from the cover

Sega cd

>some game by some literally who
vs
>a game from genius auteur Kojima creator of the Stealth and Strand genre, inventor of the concept of memes etc.
Yeah, wonder why.

>”””””””””””playing””””””””””” a VN
tell me a good reason to play it

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It is. And that's a good thing

you shouldn't play it because it has puzzles you would be stupid to figure out

You don't play books you f'in r'tard.

>Strand genre
>inventor of the concept of memes
you gotta be kidding

for the same reason why you'll never play it, it requires taste

i remember hearing about this
what do you mean by a single key? a key with kanji on it?

it's 500 fucking dollars now

As much as I like Westwood I didn't care for their campy take on BR

>trying to bait me to playing the game
I already know I am stupid and that’s why I barely play any puzzle games
Now tell me a real good reason to play it

And it's censored too!

Westwood Studios shits all over Konami. And they didn't need celebrity developers to do it.

But there's so many versions. Please. Tell me which one to play.

BECAUSE KOJIMA!!

since when reading a book requires taste?

Is the third act worth it?

Bonanza Bros>Metal Gear

When did you last watch the original Blade Runner? How is the game campier than it?

>not playing IF

Based

The problem is that Kojima is a terrible writer yet these kind of games are story-heavy.

You play the game on computer. The password screen pops up and you can press one button or key on your keyword.

>IF
first time I heard about this game. what’s about?

i refuse to watch the version with the voice-over

Because the Bladerunner game is trash.

videogame stories are always shit at least kojima stories have a lot of dude wtf moments which is the best thing you can hope for in a videogame

how can you played there is an emulator for it ?

Is reading too difficult now for your ADHD brain?

see

Absolute yikes and cuckwood studios is long dead, which is good because they made garbage.

>The problem is that Kojima is a terrible writer
He is? I only played Revengeance and the story was fucking meh but i thought that maybe kojima was high making this game and cared much less than konami

yes but i a pain in the ass

The SMT IF?

Revengeance has a better story than 4 for sure

I just asked since when reading a book requires taste. Do you really think someone reading 50 shades of grey have god tier taste just because he read?
And answering your question, don’t

>2d
2D games are objectively inferior to 3D, and cannot deliver as compelling or satisfying an experience, ever. The only reason they ever existed in the first place was because of technological limitations.
Fuck all 2D games.

inb4 zoomer; I'm 31.

Westwood had some true gems but their blade runner game is so-so

hmmmmm this is Gibbons puzzle right......?

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the soulless Yea Forums poster

>Kokimadrones thinking they are smart because they play his games

ohhh...persona....yeah no way im touching that normie shit

do you press the home key?

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>after mentioning reading the only thing he could come up with was 50 shades of jew
lmaoing at your sad life

>soulless
More true than you know...
My soul has literally been lost. I'm not being metaphorical.

Tell me why this game is good? Why I should play it? Despite the fact that
is a VN

I think that was his name.

>what are emulators

how do I play it

You're poor because you're stupid.

He's an excellent writer, which is why his stories are so amazing.

because kojima made it

wow, for reading a lot you understood way wrong my message. Now answer me. Since when reading books requires taste?

yes

Did you at least get a good deal from Satan?

The Blade Runner game is unironically one of the best point and clicks ever made, and when it released it was the best selling adventure game on the market on the market by a huge margin. That's why it used voxels. They needed the game to run on shitty old PCs because it needed to be the best selling adventure game in history to make its money back, which it kinda did.

Absolutely kino game. Redefined the point and click and detective genres by getting rid of traditional puzzles and the like. Also the story keeps going and changes depending on your actions. Stuff like LA Noire owes a huge debt to it.

What are the games made by kojima that have a good story? I heard that 4, 5 and revengeance have shitty ones

download a Sega CD emulator, download the game, play

Snatcher SD was better!

maybe you should start reading instead of acting like a bitch

>Redefined the point and click and detective genres by getting rid of traditional puzzles and the like.
Interesting because I hate puzzles, but that doesn’t mean it’s more like a VN?

MGS, MGS2, MGS3, Snatcher, Policenauts

Tell me 5 good books and maybe i will read them

>Speaking about this like it's some masterpiece
Not only is the writing fucking awful, like everything that Kojima touches, but also the gameplay

Are we seriously ignoring that a guy is named Gillian? That's fucked up. Who names their son Gillian?

Can I play this on a New3DS or Vita?

crime and punishment
the red and the black
the tartar steppe
the stranger
heart of darkness

>asking to be spoonfed
lmaoing even more at your zoomer life stop thinking people will hand you anything in life and do the search yourself since honestly you turbo zoomer dont even deserve a single hint

Imagine being an adult and having this shit taste. Go play WoW or something.

Nigga.

No, it's more like LA Noire. But with far more nuance. The replicant status of the characters is randomized. Your own replicant status is shaped through player behavior. Simple actions like holstering your gun instead of opening fire on a replicant can change the outcome of the story. Moat modern story-driven adventure games take after Blade Runner. Telltale's modern stuff is a super dumbed down descendant.

>like everything that Kojima touches
Opinion entirely discarded.

go away slowbeef

Mein Kampf (Stalag edition)

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what the fuck does taste even mean with books they're not fucking anime
you wither appreciate the classics of literature or you don't

I've heard it's just pixel hunt bullshit. Or was that Policenauts?

Have this wallpaper that I made.

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WHERE'S MY PIZZA

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You'd think this game would be more popular here considering Katrina is 14 in the Japanese version

>this absolute shitlist
>classics
you are american aren't you

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go back to shitnite zoomie
and pay attention in class, you might actually read, but I guess you bitched at that to

sequel never ever...

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Reminder that Blade Runner has a 14 year old pleasure model in it that you can... uh... run away with in one of the endings.