How does Yea Forums pay for vidya?

I contribute to the rising costs of American healthcare.

Work at the post office as a CCA. Thankless job but at 17 bucks and hour I can afford to buy all the stupid special editions I want.

I pirate. I make more than enough to buy but I put all of that money in my 401k and roth IRA so I can maybe get out of the workforce by 40-45

>CCA
?

I miss bizonacci.

Their parents because they're fucking zoomers

>17 bucks an hour
I do food prep work for a grocery store and only get 12.50. What the FUCK. This makes me seethe.

I make money and even I don't pay for games.

not him but learn to google nigger

my dad's credit card
>t. 24 year old NEET

With money? Although I make a decent salary, I'm still a cheap ass and only buy games when they're on sale, or if I can buy the keys from sites like greenmangaming or g2a. Then it just gets added to my ever growing backlog to never get played.

This irony of working to earn money is that you never get the proper time to enjoy it. I wish I could live off passive income but I don't have anywhere near the capital needed to maintain that type of lifestyle. People with trust funds or inheritance have it so easy...

I get paid $18 an hour to make fries and give people their orders

9 TO 6 AAAAAAAAHHH

Electrical Engineer here. Not an issue.

Part time pizza delivery boi. It's pretty neat, I work 5-7 hours for 2-4 days a week, and have the rest of the time for school and vidya. 9.35 an hour + unreported tips is pretty damn great, I take home around $20-50 a day usually.

I own my own business where I design and produce various hobbyist products.

I get $1700 a month in neetbux and i have no expenses other than soda and games.

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who /cage/ here?

I work in a cold storage facility. 24 bucks an hour for some of the easiest warehousing work I've ever done, full benefits, guaranteed hours, and delicious take home all year long.

pirating and the occasional game my gf buys for me

City Carrier Assistant. That means I help the regular mail carriers deliver the mail by taking some of their mail off of them. I won't have my own route til much later.

ironically enough, by reselling video games/video game memorabillia/ accesories/systems/ controllers/cords/Power supplies. manauls/boxes, and collector's+vintage copies of vidya stuff. also sell vintage collector toy's from time to time. all this shit get's sourced from local thrift stores/garage sales/auctions, and 2 annual flea markets on an ebay page.
just today i picked up a large bin of assorted building toys(mostly lego).a medium sized rc car(keeping) Loz:4 swords adventures CIB,gamecube player disc with case with very light scratches, loose disc of crash tag team racing, and a mario kart double dash case and manual/H&S warning inserts(prob some dindu swiped the game cd). spent only about 45 bucks on everything and am likely to double my money.

My neetbucks stock is soaring

Cringe

Crappy job. Hoping to turn that around in the coming years. Haven't been online because of. Cept a smash break once and awhile

im a consenter for a power company

I trade crypto. Made $200k so far this year.

Honestly...from the stress alone from this job, we could trade. I now see why those guys went postal.

How the fuck do some of you get so much in neetbux, how disabled did you pretend to be?

been thinking i should go around reselling stuff i get from garage sales honestly, i picked up perfectly good copies of wind waker and double dash for $2.50 each at one

>pay

It's one thing to pirate a game to see if you like it and then buy it if you do; however, it's another to pirate good games and never support the devs that produce them.

However, if it's a game you like and you pirate it to avoid a bunch of DLC (any Paradox title), then I could see some merit in that.

based fellow neetbux poster

Working in a hospital making $26 an hour, rent is about $500 a month.

Through rich people getting taxed. Don't you live in a first world country?

Are you American? How do you not get fucked over by taxes?

I work security. No bullshit to deal with and you can sit on your phone/computer shitposting half the day. Money is okay too if you get hired by a private company.

nah, I'll pirate when I feel like it and buy games if I feel like it. Blow me

I pirate everything
You would have to be a a total fucking loser to pay even if you don't have to

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I'm a software engineer, my wife's an accountant. Make a lot of dough between the two of us, which has made me realize that compound interest is better than hedonism so I only buy games at full price if I really really like the creators. Otherwise I wait til it's at least $20 on Amazon or buy it used at Disc Replay if I dislike the creators

also found some rare beanie babies/ a monopoly toy mini-game add-on and pic related this last week.

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Im a teacher at a public school, life is hell

Also weed

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Wakey wakey...

youtube.com/watch?v=U15GCtASDPU

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I’m a nurse, some nights I get paid almost $30 an hour to sit on my ass and play vidya on my phone

Some nights I get paid almost $30 an hour to suction blood out of a dumbass’s bleeding mouth so he doesn’t choke to death on his own blood so it evens out

I get neet money from my aunt every month

Pornography.

>Work at the post office as a CCA.
I used to work for 3 years there as a Mail Clerk, the management is terrible and the 30+ years regulars are preventing PSEs from converting to regulars which is a huge salary jump from 17 to 22 an hour

you'll get tired of it user knowing you're doing the same work for less money

I wish I went out to industry instead of falling for the PhD meme.
I fucking hate my research and myself. Being a code monkey sounds so comfy

I'm a substitute teacher.

It's an absolute hell job, but I only truly work about 5 hours a day. Even when I'm on campus for 7 hours, I get 2 hours in breaks. I make about $150 a day, so I really get paid around $30 an hour. Which is honestly a fair price for the shit I have to deal with.

lmao, enjoy getting your pants sued off when the head jews start subpoenaing your ISP's VPN clients for your excessive theiveryness. if i pirate a game i only do less than 4 games a month(unless it's 30 years old or older, because that's how long copyright realistically should be.)

I won $10,000 on a scratch off lotto ticket.

Accounting

I'm a cleaner doing 2 or 3 night shifts around the weekend. It's easy work, don't need to talk to people, get to listen to audiobooks / podcasts / music while working and when it's not term time I spend 2/3rd's of my shift with my feet up watching netflix because there are no students around to mess the place up.

Mail clerk, make about 12.89 an hour. It's soul draining working in an office but at least I don't have to do jack shit for most of the day and get to sit in my comfy office watching weebshit until people start sending shit out.

I have a youtube channel and get free keys most of the time

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>he thinks i leave a trail of my downloads
Oh no, don't tell me you fucking torrent like a retard?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>pay
you lost me

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Union pipe fitter for a natural gas utility.

so if i don't have a disability i'm doomed to be a corporate slave, correct?

I drive trucks
I also trade crypto

I won a lottery

My girlfriend is a NEET and gets neet bucks and pays for half the rent. I take care of my mom as a caregiver and get paid for that. I have a lot of free time and play a ton of video games :)

NASA contractor. I help put satellites together.

christ man I think you should be the one saving that money for some schizo medication.

I work for the state government in a job that should’ve been automated years ago but never will, and I will literally never be fired or moved from it thanks to semi-commie laws. I also have good benefits. The only cost is one’s self-respect, but I never had that anyway. I am a shiftless slug wallowing in his own crapulence, and I love it.

who told you I play more than 1 game per month you fucking retard?
Don't quote me again dumbfuck

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i make 21 an hour working from home. it's the ultimate NEET life

My mom buys me the games, but I think my parents are gonna split.

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Sounds good, user. Taking care of family is unironically the most virtuous vocation.

how many subs

I reel in about 85k a year and just took a new job. I'm projected at 100k-120k.

I did something similar when I was in college as a part time job, had college in the day and then would go from there straight into work for my 3 hour cleaning shift. Honestly I miss it, I wouldn't see another soul, chill out and listen to music while working at my own pace

>$500 a month
Holy shit. I'm stuck in fucking California with a 2-bed 2-bath for $1900. Fuck me man.

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Had a job at a Help Desk, but got let go.
Gotta start the job hunt again before the savings run out.
Please help me.

I do comfy woodworking senpai

They're not going to get me alive.

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Is coding a meme?

Some of the regulars are good to me. They adopted me, give my clothes, tell me what to look out for. I've only worked this job since feb and they only assholes I've met are the managers. I recently watched Murder By Proxy (about the going postal dudes) and I can relate.)

I fuck this guy's GF and steal her money.

alright guys what game should i pirate
got baba is you today, thinking rage 2

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I'm a wagecuck, I spend 70% of my day sitting in an office.

But even I know paying for software is the gayest shit you could do as a human being. I pirate everything, even your mom.

Trim those fucking talons you Neanderthal. You've probably got the cure for cancer growing under those...

>your VPN clients
y-yeah

Derick?
Thanks, I will have to get a real job if her back surgery works and she heals up right, so she can take care of herself. I hope she does.

QA for a company that makes digital asset management software. It is literally the most boring job in the world. I like it.

honestly sounds like a really comfy job, hope you can maintain it for the rest of your life, user. Kudos to you.

I steal other people's money. I still buy all my games out of respect to my fellow thieves.

RIP
help desk is a hard life
Try for at least tier 2

I don't know....

i have access to an ISP that takes my money and gives me internet and that's that

nobody has ever been contacted for downloading shit here

When I got out of highschool I went and lived in Germany for a year. Came back stateside and unironically do German kids' English homework and other odd translating jobs. Rent is only 100 a month so I'm fine for now.

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im a slav working at a dead end job for 400€ month

i spend probably 10€/year on videogames

X-ray/CT tech at a level 1 trauma center

>pay for vidya?

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NO MORE VIDEO GAMES STAYVUN

No, Derrick's the guy who is fucking your mom. I'm Diego, from the laundromat.

I'm a masseur part time. My wife makes a small fortune as an engineer, so what little I make goes straight to all of my hobbies. I've just got to give her massages when she gets home from work, which I would do anyway.

Depends on the day. Some days can be really great. I'll roll the windows down, play vids or music on my bluetooth speaker.

Other days...the main office will have you bouncing from place to place to help out the regs on routes you never done with an assload of main.

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What's so bad about teaching? Is it faggot kids or the faculty?

That was my third Help Desk job.
Only one of the three was awesome and didn't make me hate computers or users.
I don't think I'm going to actively look for Help Desk again unless anywhere else doesn't take me.

I'll find something, but the hunt is still hell.

Thinking about becoming one of these. Which is better?

I didn't do anything...

>torrenting in 2019
lol.
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy

>Tattoos

I'm a camera security guard. Like that monkey in Toy Story 3.

Shit is comfy, I only work 4 days a week, then I have 4 days to rest.

Problem is my shifts are 12 work hours a day. Sometimes you get sleepy being all alone in there, thankfully Yea Forums is there to keep me awake.

How the fuck did you get the job? I've applied for PSE twice and still haven't heard back from usps.

double games

Are you me?

Both plus hours are pretty shit. Sure you get good vacation time following the school schedule but besides working the entire school day you've still got all your students' shit that has to be graded, your lesson plans, and all the other faculty required shit to go to taking up the bulk of your day after school every single day of the week. And it's not like the pay is great for having to deal with all that.

STAYVUN WHERE IS THE GIRL?

Working in a hospital lab.

I'm positive that the people I worked with at the grocery store who stole money from the cash register were more moral than my current co-workers

Part time pharmacist, work 2-3 days a week and make $60k a year, a lot of the time I sit on my ass and shitpost since the pharmacy is slow.

I work at Goodwill.

I'm a depressed NEET who hasn't played a video game in a while.

Masturbating is a fucking chore and I'm so lonely.

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Tbf nowdays you could just act sad and show slight signs of suicidal tendencies and the government will throw money at you.
It's sick, really.
Everything's an illness. Stress, anxiety, depression, etc. Nigga, we all get that shit. It's called being an adult with responsibilities. You learn to deal with it.

But now everyone's a pussy and they need to be hospitalized because they got too anxious about a meeting at work. Jesus fucking christ, I hate 2019.

you are fucking retarded

Sounds like something you can fix with proper schedules. Its not like you have to update your journal every year. You teach the same shit to everyone, all year, every year.

Just plan shit out, maybe don't do that many tests and grade them in another way.

You must be european or canadian, getting disability is really hard in the US

Roommates?

I'm also a male nurse, I work in home health pediatrics. Easiest job I've ever had for 23 an hour. I literally feel like a well paid NEET some days since I only have one patient and I can do the daily cares practically on autopilot.

NEET life
Leeching grandpa
$2000 per month interest bank

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SSI (Disability) $771.00 a month.

Damn, I never knew...
I was one of those kids in High School that never ever showed up and when I did all I did was disrupt the class.
As I was once a shithead like that all I want to say is I highly regret what I did, and I admire what you do. I'm 28 now with literally nothing.
Dropped out of Freshman year.
Please realise they're essentially idiots who have zero clue what they're getting into.

As a fellow hospital worker, I would never be a nurse, not for double or even triple what you make.

Like, they make my life hell sometimes, but I never get testy with nurses because their job is absolute shit. I guess it's probably because I'm a dude, most nurses are women and they probably look at it differently, empathy and all that shit, but goddamn.

Pay? For vidya?

pirate but sometimes use autism bucks

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This is one of the few good memes Yea Forums has made over the last couple of years.

Honestly, one or the other. The area I'm in has both prestigious rich kid schools and super ghetto ones.
At the ghetto schools, the kids are basically there to stay out of trouble and do not follow any rules and talk like crazy. You're a glorified babysitter for a third the time. But most of the time the faculty knows that it's hell and try to help or they just tell you to phone it in.
At the super nice schools, the kids are just as bad as the ghetto ones except they whine to their parents when they get in trouble or don't do their work. The problem at these ones is the faculty are all super Stepford and think that if anything bad is happening it's because you're failing the students, but since the schools are nicer they know they can treat their employees like absolute shit. One fancy school district I've been at proudly displays that their teachers aren't unionized in every classroom as a lesson to the teachers that they can fucking fire and replace you at any time.

Plus the job is a ton of work for not a lot of pay.
It is genuinely rewarding for students to learn, though

My streaming pays for me to buy new games which then allows me to stream new content and the cycle keeps going.

Histology technician. One day I hope to be a path assistant and do autopsy

Baaaaased

>You teach the same shit to everyone, all year, every year.
Literally false, that's now how public school staffing works.

If you're smart, you can make money online in a million different ways even if you're an untalented hack.

But you're not smart, so, yeah. You're gonna get a 9-5.

Not him but curriculum changes every year, even if you were ever just a student at any point in your life you would know that

Nursing mate, it's a highly in demand profession that will guarantee employment. I only work 3 12 hour shifts a week as a home health nurse with only one patient, it's piss easy.

Too bad it got replaced with vincent "big tex" ambrosio memes.

Work as a security guard for three days a week at night, mostly just shitposting.
Earns quite enough when I cut out needless shit.

Im in the reserve. I just play phone games and browse Yea Forums all day.

With AdSense the way it is now that means he makes $180 a month max.

Ahh, the YT GoodLife, editing gameplay footage for 12 hrs so you can voice over your nutless voice spewing Zoomer slang and bad jokes. No thanks...

Im a paid intern at Naughty Dog, and let me tell you it fucking sucks there. I'd tell a few stories but they're easily traceable to me. Pay is not too bad surprisingly.

Truck driver 80% waiting 20% driving. Most time I play vidya while waiting.

How does one get into this, and how much would I need to be able to invest upfront to make decent returns?

Any hints where to start to look?

I use a stash of inherited NEET money.

Nah, it's basically free work anywhere. Especially if you work with ios or android, everyone wants some stupid fucking app nowadays.

Just know you won't be doing anything fun, ever.

I'll be honest, I'm out of the loop. I haven't watched it yet. Is it pretty shitty compared to Stayvun?

what are some of the ways?

but he says he gets video game keys for free and that was the main question

I only play f2p games with microtransactions that I never transact

I’m just glad I’m a pharmacist, all I do is sign off on IV bags, and occasionally adjust a dosage. That’s about it

Maybe they wouldn't have split if they didn't raise such a shitty child

>he pays for vidya

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Damn, this user living the trophy wife life.
How based.

Being a database administrator for a big company.

how do i unfuck my brain so i can actually do shit for my life?

It's not so bad

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I wanted to work security, but I'm too lazy to get that fucking certificate you have to update all the time.

I'm also not a big guy, and only 5'11. I'd still dig it though.

Hey, I was one of these shitheads, didn't even go to college. currently a web dev with 85k a year.

mommy and daddy give me money

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Left for the army after high school, got hurt, get paid $1,800/month as long as I’m on medication. I also work a Sam’s club.

Not the guy you're replying to but look into e-commerce for starters

You literally can't

Dont jack it after waking up, for one, that makes you feel sleepy and tired the rest of the day.

>pay

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How fucked is your brain though?

Sounds like projection.

work at a warehouse
looking into getting property and renting it out or selling
I helped my father rehab a house which he rents out now
he's going to help me do it for myself I just have to save up a little more money
my goal is to do this until I don't have to work a proper job

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Mr. Beers?

i wouldn't know brother
shoot me in the head and end it

a lot of extremely awkward socialization until you can mingle well with other people, but even then you'll probably never fit in fully.

Do you sell weed to kids

Get off Yea Forums.
Stop jacking off more than once a day.
Stop pretending to be woke and like you're smarter than everyone else. You aren't.

Do that, and the rest will follow.

i've been looking at procrastitracker to at least help me stop aimlessly browsing the internet at home

then i hope that translates to work so that i can actually focus on things and get shit done

That's really good, user. It's too late for me friendo.

I have an 60k usd/year job in a country where 1 usd is 45 of the local currency
living like a fucking king here :)

I work at activision and I pirate all the shitty games they release I don't give a fuck

I want that!

Translator, self-employed, working from home. It's not free money, but I really enjoy it, feels like it keeps my mind a lot sharper than a lot of office jobs would.

I live for instant gratification and nothing else
My only purpose is to consume
End me

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??

I had sex education during third grade, my sister who is 9 years younger than me, also had sex ed at third grade, and even my youngest sister who is 12 years younger than me had sex ed at that grade.

Curriculum literally never changes, only teachers and their teaching methods do. So if you have too much paperwork, then stop doing tests tests tests tests tests and grade them on something else.

not the user youre replying to but becareful. About four or five years ago, I pirate San Andreas and a week after that, all of my internet went down. Called my ISP and they said Rockstar noticed I had a flagged software was downloaded through my network. The rep said to delete all traces of the game immediately if I wanted it back up. So naturally I did and I haven't pirated since.

For reference, at the time I lived in Phoenix, az and my ISP was Cox Cable. So, anyone who is a Cox customer and pirating Rockstar products, be warned.

I did this when I worked at a third party company that tested game certifications for sony and nintendo, we usually got the builds for games and we would just spread them online

Dude, you are literally me

>Used to work at a fast food place, pay was shit hours were garbage and all the customers were assholes
>left because it was shit and I got enough to build my pc and buy some games
>Now have to find another job but there's just absolutely nothing
>The only jobs that don't require lots of experience near me are Retail, working fast food/restaurant, or stocking (ruining your back and health)
Sometimes there's just no end to the hell. I've been a NEET since January. Even tried to apply to Walmart but got strung along for an entire month and ghosted. There's just no opportunity in relatively small cities. And before someone says "just move out lol" you can't move out of a place safely without enough money to sustain yourself.

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I have a job that I love.

i literally bum off my rich parents

and ive just gotten diagnosed as a depressed sperg so im going to get neetbux if possible but my parents might be too rich

>tfw got an engineering degree
>can't find any jobs
>apply at walmart
>fail their personality test

Why is it late for you buddyo?

How so?

So... uh.. paying for vidya, huh? What a topic.

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>that I love

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Did a burger job until recently, placer closed down.
There's a relatively new retro game store really close to my place with very high ratings that's hiring and I know lots of crap about that stuff and have even dabbled in changing cart batteries.
It might not be full time right away but if it's enough to pay the bills I couldn't ask for a much better job.

I've had my fill of fast food work.
Here's hoping.

>stocking (ruining your back and health)
If you don't lift with proper form, maybe.
Stop being dumb.

You are 100% a lazy fucker that wants things handed to you. Jobs are so easy to get even without qualifications, it's not even funny.

What about trade unions?

how long does it take to become a nurse?

>$17 and hour is only 34,000 a year
what the fuck do people do to make the average 50k+ salary

>It's too late for me friendo.

Unless you're dying of fucking cancer, you've got plenty of time to learn a trade or find another fucking job, you useless piece of shit. Stop it with the pity party, that hasn't helped you so far in your life, now has it?

Sounds like shut the fuck up

Social Media manager

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Perfectly legal in my country faggot

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>Even tried to apply to Walmart but got strung along for an entire month and ghosted
lol

I was worked as a front end web dev for a bit and used the money from that to sustain my vidya purchases, but unfortunately I'm in NEET mode right now and back to pirating everything. Might have to flip some burgs if I can't find another job soon.

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Patreon porn content creator

Cold-calling sales. it is rough: commission-only payment basically, on a practically death sales system. Had to survive the first months with my neet savings. But at the moment the money is coming and Im making good cash consistently. Probably going to drop it next January

please be a furry

dumbest assumption i've heard in a while. And you know DAMN well stocking over years fucks up your body don't even try to bullshit I have a friend who has been stocking and they're body is fucked, doesn't matter how you lift wear and tear catches up to you. GOOD jobs without qualification doesn't exist. If you want to make more than minimum wage you have to have lots of experience for better jobs in my area.

What am I looking at you make 9k a month with 25000 subscribers?

read resisting happyiness by matthew kelley.

if you're not religious ignore the god stuff

Jerk off on cam

>dead-end $12/hr part-time job since high school
>full-time engineering student
>12k in student debt with 3 years to go

My parents aren't charging me rent yet, so I can easily afford the vidya and lots of plastic anime girls. Between car insurance and other expenses though, I barely make enough to build up a savings. I've had the same amount in the bank for the past 3 years or so. I wonder how much debt I'm going to be in when I'm finished falling for the college meme. I'm expecting about 28k or so.

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I'm one of those faggots that have family in higher positions so they ju get me in without issue.

Security Officer here. 14.50/hour + fucktons of overtime. My day consists entirely of shitposting here, playing vidya (mostly handheld/switch, cant bring my PC shit obv) and eating snacks. This kills unemployed the NEET

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No I wish, that's 2019

Neetbux.

I pirate lol

Whats up with all the security people in this thread? I have a few questions:
Are you american?
What re the requirements?
Do you know how tou use weapons, or are you at least ripped?

Joke's on you, I spend my entire neetdom obsessively pirating everything I could. I have enough free entertainment to last a lifetime. I never have to pirate anything again.

But I am all that

Well starting a channel is the hardest part. I wouldn’t be surprised if you get another 100k subscribes within the time it took you to get to 25k.

>Even tried to apply to Walmart but got strung along for an entire month and ghosted.
As someone who worked for the company for 5 years and made one of their prestigious "supervisor" positions, I can tell you Wal-Mart not calling people back isn't some rare occurrence. Most of their HR departments are bereft with grannies in their upper 50s at the least with no proper recruiting skills for the common age. And why should they? Every joe schmo applies for some mundane job at their local Wal-Mart as a last resort or summer gig so they always have a flow of applicants.

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How do you guys deal with the paranoia? I think I'd be cool with being a security guard but I feel like being alone in a room watching stuff on cameras or standing by at night alone would cause my brain to warp and I'd start hearing things that aren't there

Bullshit my dude

>tfw bank account is in the red

Spent 4 years in the military, currently in G4S. Can't complain.

do americans really do this?

Thanks for the optimism user

>Not living in Bakersfield

Fucktard to be honest senpai

You're a pussy. You know what also wears on you? Fucking walking. You know what else? Sitting on your ass all day, even with good posture.

Stop making excuses, you huge faggot. Even a pussy like you that faints at the thought of lifting a box can get a decent wage if he actually looked at shit instead of making excuses about his knees exploding at 40.

Hell, I work in a physical field and I know men and women in their 50-60s who still work and as a result of it, are healthy and could kick your ass.

Work keeps you fit, not the other way around. You're not fucking doing high intensity, ligament fucking exercise. Fucking hell.

>paying for electronic toys
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Can they get me in too?

You don’t need to be ripped none of the security anons itt will ever need to do shit

god i love this pasta

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You're full of shit and the guy you were responding to was absolutely right to call your assumptions dumb.

Appliance delivery

how easy is it to drop a stimulant habit

i swear to god if i didnt have adderall I'd be dropping dead at work or just spend all my time sleeping when i get home

Was that MOS/rate specific or did you latch onto a steady paycheck the instant you could smell the ink on your DD-214? Still have another two years left in my contract, and I'd much rather put my bachelors to use thanks to veteran's preference instead of working on jets for the rest of my life.

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>Requirements
>Are you atleast ripped

Niggah I've seen a female security girl that was 5'4, just don't be an absolute fatass when it comes to it and you should be fine.

Even then I've seen obese security guards and even police sometimes.

terrible wage for that

How the FUCK do you get a job when you have a hard time talking to people????

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Neetbux due to a cursed string of circumstances that were out of my control that caused nearly 90% of my family to die one after another.

Well first step would be to stop believing in meme shit.

No one is coming, ever.

You're dumb as fuck. You equate lifting bullshit nonstop for years to regularly walking around and sitting. You respond to my comment with hostility out of nowhere like a angsty faggot who clearly hates his fucking life and job and is now trying to justify the job you work for fucking you up. No point in talking to your dumb ass.

i have a job that i mostly enjoy where i work 3 hours a day with people with special needs (autism usually) in tertiary education, helping them organise themselves, ensuring the lessons are learned etc

i get paid enough to live a modest life of video games and honestly im very happy with the arrangement

No.
A security certificate, which you can get in a week. Most of it is basics, like CPR and basic protocol.
Yes, if you're given any equipment, any real employer will train you in it. No, I am not ripped, and most security guys I know aren't either. They're either giant fatasses, old guys with experience and/or like the cushy job, or average-sized dudes like me.

ween yourself off it
drink coffee to replace it

no
there is training beforehand which consists of watching training videos for like 10 hours at a time
because the job consists of looking at monitors for long stretches of time and not wrestling with criminals

Fuck off

It's not Freddy Fazbear's tier shit dude, it's just a fucking security hut at night, there are lights and stuff

Support worker, shits the easiest job in the fucking world for me right now
Once I realised that after all the bullshit the people I work with have gone through, strokes, homelessness etc. it just becomes a matter of setting them up for stability rather than actual aspirations
When I started there were some bad cases but they've mostly either been put in cares homes could no one could stand them or they were crazy beyond help so are spending their days in institutions. It has gotten so easily I'd dare say it's a massive grift, the most pretend stress that I put on to ward off upper manangement from the scent
I'm sticking to it for as long as nothing upsets where I'm sitting currently, which is doubtful as I get on well with those I work now

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4 year degrees you get you a Bachelors which allow you pursue a Master's degrees and make a shitload more money.

You can also do a 2 year Associates if you just want to stay an RN.

Getting into nursing programs can be tough though. Everyone in my program was basically 3.5-4.0 gpas

Appliance delivery. It's pretty cool I work with this family owned store. 150 dollars a day flat plus I keep whatever tips they give me. Sometimes I go home at 3pm other times at 10PM, so my Vidya schedule can be a bit weird

not very managerial of you

I work in the back of a kitchen at a rehab center and I'm pretty autism yet I hardly have to talk to anyone and I make decent pay. Theres hope user.

Lots of places hire fatsos for pure size.
Which is really dumb, because literally anyone could outrun them.

I learnt how to 3d model and code. Started making SFM porn and lewd games when I dropped out of university. Fell for the furry meme and now my life consists of making degenerate shorts for sick fucks.

The money is amazing though.

Try caffeine pills. I do that.

I work 8h a day
Then I use my money on booze and girls
Then I pirate my games

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>gets paid minimum 45k year
>gets summers off PAID
>wah I have to work 8-5 5 days a week
>minimal specialized knowledge required
>state benefits, pension, bougie healthcare
>minimal responsibility, can’t kill someone like a bad engineer or doctor or emt
Kys you fucking queen

wtf, I work at papa johns as a delivery driver and only make 5.25

Uhh.....what?

I work at zara. I get to work in a suit that they’ve provided and get paid 13/h plus commission.

Video games is one of the cheapest hobbies out there. Even if you don't have money obvious you can take up the seas and become a pirate.

One of those will get you laid
The other has only men and fat women

I work a full time management job. Its enough to pay the bills and then some.

Honestly don't mind the job so much.

Worst part is A couple of the girls keep acting like they are into me and I don't know how to deal with it. Loneliness sucks but I sure as shit don't want to get fired just because a girl keeps giving me some mixed signals.

How much we talkin'

I am an attorney. Plenty of money, little time.

I just forced myself to be social, I listen to my friends talk about sports or some shit and apply it as my own in conversations when I'm at work.

3 years later and I realise people aren't so bad but I'm also really fake at work but I don't really care

based

Unironically, nofap. Fucks with your hormones and makes you give less fucks in social interactions, in a good way.

I manage the night shift at my country's foremost wholesaler, we pull in $54m a month, which isn't bad for a tiny country with a shitty economy like mine.

If i rape your asshole how would you go about taking me to court when you cant walk what's the solution there

It's kino of the highest order.

What job can I get RIGHT NOW that would allow me to build a $2600 monster PC within 4 months? cant be fast food or sucking dick/selling ass.

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Work at a job where you don't have to talk to people much, duh. There's a ton.

There's always initial talking, though, sperg. No getting around it.

I responded with anger because I've seen your type. I like my job, I stay fit and work hard because of it.
I'm mad because you're the typical millenial retard reading shit online and going all 'woe is me' because he doesn't want to lift shit, despite there being a million basic jobs that a monkey could do that don't involve any physical strain.

But you've proven me right anyway. Making more excuses and making shit up, pretending I hate my job. Have fun working at mcdonalds or being in the streets, but hey, at least you'll know better than everyone else, huh?

Just work a low wage job like me.
Also stay single and never have kids.
This will allow you to save much more money.

Once I graduate with my computer science degree I will able to at least make a decent wage unlike what I currently make.

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kek stay mad and poor

I get 500 NEETbux every month because i have a chemical imbalance in my brain.

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crippling social anxiety here
I work in the kitchen of a nursing home, it's called a dietary aide, after training you don't have to talk to people that much depending on what you're doing. if you're like a dishwasher or potwasher you barely talk to people at all. better than retail

Long as you don't live in a complete shithole, crime is extremely rare and I know guys who worked night shifts for years without a single incident, and most incidents are usually just retarded staff getting locked somewhere or drunks, which are harmless.
Besides, you keep busy, go on patrol, etc.

Based ranma 1/2 collection

don't become a software engineer
you will be replaced by pajeets or Chinese bugs working for peanuts.
also, everyone wants to become a software engineer due to youtube and gaming and shit, you will be jobless in a week.

I suppose you haven't had the best time with the legal system. Even If I had a busted out asshole as you say, I can still e-file the suit.

selling drugs

got any parents/grandparents with medication perscriptions?

Uhhm, yeah? You can do that when you go into higher education. You have choices.
Not like filthy neets would understand what it's like to feel fulfilled.

Friend got me a job where I'm basically a grounds keeper for a gas station and car wash attendant. EZ money and we get free slushies plus the station manager is cool in my book. Helped me get my stolen phone back from a bunch of beaners

Working as a Publix cuck for 3 years. Went from 9/hr to 12.45. It's weird that older people are more antisocial than the younger ones. They never even give me a simple hello back when I greet them most of the time. I have gotten complemented for my cologne a couple times and it makes me feel good at least.

There was my mother's grandparents, my parents, and my mom's brother and his wife, my uncle and aunt. When I was 5 years old, we all went to see the grandmother in the hospital. She was dying from cancer of some kind, too young to remember. Anyways, it was really stressing out her husband, my grandpa. On the moment of her death, he had a heart attack then and there, and died with her. A week or so later I went with my parents, and my aunt and uncle to the funeral. My aunt saw someone unknown messing with my parents car. She didn't want to bother my parents at the funeral, so she went over to check it out, and it was someone trying to break into the car. She called the police, and he pulled out a gun and shot her then and there. By the time help came she was already dead. The guy with the gun proceeded to have a shoot out with the police, with some of the bullets hitting the car. The police killed the guy. The whole thing caused my mom to get really stressed out, so she went to get a smoke next to the car. My dad got into the car to turn it on and listen to some music. After finishing the smoke, my mom threw the cigarette on the ground and one of the bullets must have hit the gas tank or something because the car exploded. My uncle ran into it trying to save them, but they were already gone. My uncle raised me from when I was 5, till when I was 7. He then died of lung cancer from inhaling the smoke from the car explosion back then from trying to save my parents from the flames. I then went into foster care until now.

No, you responded with anger because you THINK you know who you're talking to but you don't. You made wild assumptions based off of a post and sperged out like a retard and kept on going with false bullshit. Keep working your shit job, I left mine because I knew it isn't what I wanted to end my life at doing the same thing for years, but you're content with doing your lowly shit tier labor job being used like a pawn for the rest of your life just so you can afford a couple game here and there, keep at it i'm sure the company values your sub par service.

>tfw same is happening but with polacks in construction

this sounds nice especially free slushies
too bad about the beaners though

Gained 2K early today, lost 4k after fomoing in with the rest of my money

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54m a month is nothing.

I work for a small company that makes around 30m a month....actually it may be more now with the new warehouse.

I just pirate everything, even Yea Forums.

Working as a food runner at a restaurant.

>financial aid didn't come for the second year in a row, even though I turned everything in on time
>have to ask my mom to pay for my fall semester again
>gonna start working to afford spring semester on my own, but I'll definitely burn through my $2500 from grandma to do that
>mfw I probably can't afford to get a Switch this year
Fuck, and I was finally gonna stop being a poorfag, too. I don't want to be a leech, I swear, but the IRS fucked me when I couldn't access my dad's tax info for months, so my FAFSA barely made it. And the financial aid office fucked me again when they told me to get a "tax return", because apparently "tax return" and "tax return transcript" are two different things, so I wasted weeks of time waiting to get my password so I could get my transcript, and I never even needed it, and my dad had the right documents the entire time. I just wanna fucking die, I'm such a fucking failure. My grandma gave me $2500, and it's all gonna be wasted instantly because our retarded ass government can't afford decent fucking servers for their tax records.

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>you have choices
That's a good goy

iam trying to pick up my klonopin

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I'm an English professor, with my professional emphasis on Appalachian literature.

Semesters can get busy, but there's a lot of down time. I buy what I want, but I mostly replay old shit. I keep a retropie in my office hooked up to a little TV just to relax with some Sonic 3.

What an absolute cuck.
Imagine being a walking stereotype.