spoil a game with no context
-it was the cat and the dog the whole time
spoil a game with no context
-it was the cat and the dog the whole time
You were inside a bath tub the whole time
your beard grows over time
You're actually an AI.
Ghost trick was kino
>cosplayer helps make fictional world and everyone wants to give up
your uncle's friend is the killer
you're actually a 400 year-old alchemist but don't remember it
Everyone you know is secretly a Korean
what the fuck just happened?
Do I just quit the game now or...
he was looking for your wife
The robots are made out of other robots and everything up until this point has been largely pointless.
it was your brother the whole time
then he kills himself
The asshole that you know from halfway into the game is going to fuck everything up, fucks everything up.
For obvious reasons you play as the guy you think you're going to play as eventually for the whole game, at the end of the game.
turns out your cripple boyfriend was your dad
You never go to Tahiti
the evil within?
one specific hoe mad
The feeling she has for him aren't because she's falling in love with him, it's because she is his mom who hasn't been sent to the past to meet his dad yet
the robot wasn't an AI and was actually the CEO's wife's consiousness who also happens to be your mom
It was all for nothing. Get proper fucked.
Buddy
Did I do the right thing?
I INSIST
The foreboding subtitle of the game is referring to you.
There was actually an old guy in a wheelchair in the room the entire time
seriously, what the fuck
none of your choices actually mattered
i cried and im not ashamed to admit it
I did too user, I did too
fat nigger betrayal
Doki doki literature club
You don't want this to become GAME Forever, do you?
the big bad never existed in the first place and you're just a moron having ridiculous hallucinations the entire game
No More Heroes
You never did "like" the guy since you were forced to be with him or die but it was still a kick in the balls that he betrayed you.
This world is actually a simulation being slowly corrupted by the broken AI controlling it all, and the people inside created it as a last resort to escape their own crumbling reality.
mgs 5?
dr v3
Protocol 3.
the CEO betrays you
skull face existed i think?
i was going for spec ops the line
The moose were FROGS ALL ALONG
It turns out the bad guy from the last two games was actually your adopted brother and he was actually doing something good for the world so you join him in the end.
We have purposely trained him wrong
Every telltale game.
Foxy Italian Grandpa tells you your best friend wasn't part of the plan.
Accurate.
A way out.
Your commander was actually the bad guy all along.
Turns out your mentor was god and you were in prison for no good reason.
MW2/3
Nope. I'll give you a hint.
He's a spooky ghost.
keep that hair short
If you kill yourself, the entire world goes to shit. So you do it to save your girlfriend.
You were not the kid, you were the soldier.
MGS?
You weren’t remembering the past, that’s the present, what you thought was the present are predictions of a possible future.
The game is actually System Shock 2.
Portal 2
You abort God.
Mordor?
Yep.
SH3?
You crash your own funeral at the end.
Correct.
Never played, but if it fits it fits.
I got another one: You were doing the bad guy's bidding all along, and he had already won from the very beginning.
I was thinking about Mass Effect but that works too
She was never real, it was the mark manipulating you.
You were the virus the whole time.
Onions green is sky people
The CEO of a pharmacy corporation killed your wife and kids, you kill her by blowing up her helicopter.
Your childhood friend's father bamboozled two supercomputers into thinking the future was the past in order to use nanomachines to enact the End of Evangelion
Shadow of Memories/Destiny?
*Onions Green is sky people
NierA
You unwittingly aided slime in quest for world domination
Everything on Earth is cloned and a retarded CEO is the reason everyone is a spear chucking savage.
purin-chan to ohuro
It was your twin brother the whole time, you just conveniently pass out whenever he's around
Dead Space.
The villain was the cursor you play the game with
The only way to defeat the villains is to become like one of them and convince the other he's already dead.
A forth dimensional deity tricks himself into thinking the future is the past because some dumbass drowned
Hitman Blood Money
Nier
become god and kill yourself then some mentally challenged NPC takes your body and steals your girl
You're actually the alien
Yep, you got it.
Super Mario Bros?
Horizon?
Dragon's Dogma. Too easy.
It all started because of genetically modified hungry cows
the world-ending coffin was just filled with explosives by some random guys
Shadow hearts was some wierd shit
Prey
Prototype
The villain is the main character's daughter which was corrupted by an alien organism
Less about you and think about a game spoiler.
your coworker is your son and your friend a robot
the world was a computer simulation all along but your cat managed to convince the simulation to break its own rules so we cool now
it's shit but with waifus
Snatcher
The Pope was actually a satanist all along
The villain is an old military buddy from the Navy Seals.
She was her daughter-clone all along.
Treasure of the rudra?
Your arm is your wife.
Turns out your wife is insane and murdered you to obtain godhood and later murdered your friend for feeling bad about helping her.
What is Bionic Commando 09
Kancolle?
The main villain is your old boss, who did nothing wrong.
You're not the hero rescuing a damsel, you're an incel trying to woo a girl with a Chad boyfriend.
If you kill the bad guy, your 'daughter' grows up to be just like him.
my diary
HL2, although that's not really a spoiler. Don't you find out who he was right away?
You become a queen when your grampa dies and the kid you helped is the granddaughter of his best friend
L4D?
yakuza
Nah
(virus one) nope
...true.
Guess I mistook this for a "explain a game's plot poorly" thread.
>And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me, he'd grown up just like me, my boy was just like me
The guy stealing the brains is a fake Vietnam veteran who probably wants to fuck a bunny-girl.
Dead Rising
Atheist fights giant whale but finds out he’s been dead whole time.
morrowind?
You fail to save your sister who actually wanted to fuck you
The protagonist hates the player for warping reality and erasing his sister's consciousness, so he rigged the entire game to be an inescapable loop with no clear end in order to trap (You) as punishment
You put in the order to annihilate the villains, but right after you do they send a message to you saying they finally figured out how to communicate with you and how badly they want peace.
But it's too late.
The man trying to kill you is an alien and the president of USA knocks out another alien on tv
Nier: Automata?
You spend the entire game with the MC shouting about how he will save his best friend.
The lazy way to beat the game is to just go fuck it and kill him at the end anyway.
Braid?
You NEVER get to save your brother because Lucasarts hates money.
You are a failure and everybody hates you, especially the ones you love.
Metro 2033
Second Sight, my fucking nigger.
It was you from the future all along
DMC4
The guy you helped repair his ship betrays you and tries to kill you and all your friends
Your brother was working for the bad guys, who were actually the good guys.
Yep
The person that manipulated what seemed to be the villain was your descendant from the future that traveled back through time to cause a cataclysm so a bigger cataclysm wouldn't happen in the future
sounds like a very complex game
Drakengard
Be a subservient cuck to a dyke, bald man with cancer, old man, and a passive aggressive robot
remember11
You do not marry your childhood friend and you and your wife die in the last fight
nah mang
DING DING DING!
Russia nukes the US of A and everyone dies.
The final boss was your lost grandfather
Hotline Miami 2
You brother you were trying to save was actually using you for backup body parts.
The narrator was Jane Austen.
And he kills you with a shotgun. Deep shit
Republic Commando?
What game?
The main evil guy is your brother, he is not the real main evil guy and your best friend hates you because he wants to fuck your wife
You're just a robot that thinks it's a person.
Deus Ex
Yep.
Zero Time Dilemma
You are an experiment to see what happens when the last human on what remains of Earth 3000(?) years after WW3 has a child with a freaky alien AI's idea of the successor to humanity should be
Your family and friends did not actually die and the guy everyone forgot about gets all the power
Saints Row 4.
Inception?
You "successfully" defeat an old as fuck robot who also has successfully killed all your ancestors.
Any BioWare game
The guy you thought was your friend is actually the bad guy and you were following his orders without realising it.
You give up everything for your daughter who isn't even really your daughter.
Your daughter kills you to prevent some sort of attack on NYC or something.
Bloodlines.
Yup
Satan saves Christmas.
Bioshock 1, 2, and Infinite
The meteor itself was a failsafe and the true final boss.
There was no bad guy in Dubai.
Persona 5
Spec ops: the line?
You make new magic to kill the old magic before it kills the world.
You can either blame your boss, blame some other people, or just blow up and die.
The creepy weird Russian dude that looked like a boss fight is the last boss fight.
Hybrid Heaven
the second kirby game for the wii
47 killed Diana's parents for the most contrived reason imaginable. Also, Nick Fury is a skrull and Mysterio outs Spiderman's identity to the media.
yes.
I never asked for this
robodevil gets rekt but the nigger somehow captures it for interrogation
Correct, haven’t played it tho so I’m your poser nigger.
Game asks you to delete save data to help others
easy one
They hired you because they knew you'd be a terrible bodyguard but they didn't expect you to be such a good killer.
automata. and thats not a spoiler
MP3?
In order to save the world you have to sacrifice your humanity.
The game ends with your death.
There's a sequel.
The gods' realm is the real world.
You killed her
An aged king goes down in a blaze of glory.
Your cyborg friend gets hacked and tries to kill you
Tales of Vesperia.
That third arc was shit narratively.
silent hill 2?
Yes
Lufia 2
You accidently euthanize your brother
You do a bunch of stereotypical american shit only for The Godfather to use the Earth as a blueprint for his perfect world
RDR2?
The old guy inside the loli's body dies in the end.
yes
You die at the end of the game, and the point of the entire game is to give your child an explanation for why you're dead.
You die because you broke the Omerta
Bravely second
He just wanted to see people's faces and kyu (q) = 28
you were trained wrong, as a joke
Your rival can't see a certain colour and it ends up being his undoing.
(you) and the main antagonist are actually 2 aspects of the same person. The people (you) are trying to save are already dead because the actual you fucked up the timer to a bomb, and the game is a guilt trip distorting the memories of that day
Ok that sounds cool what game.
Ace Attorney 3?
you know the rules. go.
Everything is just as horrible at the end of the game as it was in the beginning but the main heroines are happy about it
Bravely second again
SEnd PLayer fucking great
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
999
Even worse : you commited mass murder first, but your " mother " gets to live.
A colleague singlehandedly EATS the entire company's wealth so you have to get the corporation out of debt
Why'd you do it big smoke?
RIP BIG SMOKE
You fight a deranged king and his bear henchman only to find out the entire thing was a play
there was no monster, it was humans all along
You're right! And even then it doesn't spoil much now that I think about it.
Star Wars, but after the emperor dies you have to beat him in hell too.
Pikmin 2.
MGS2
bingo. here's another one.
you become a baby and your waifu looks after you.
this thread is making me realise how few games I've actually completed lately
A servant with damaged genitals almost fucked everything up because a knight on a white horse didn't make it back to the island in time. Worse, the people you thought were among the goodest family members turn out to be the ones behind most of the murders.
arkane's prey
That's too ez
SotC
C'mon user amp it up
You feed a meatball and save the world. The dog helps out.
It turns out the scary aliens weren't so bad after all, but kinda were, but weren't, in the end
Overcooked, be less specific
After beating your furry brother to death, a Literal Who shows up to steal the spotlight.
You and your team were sent there to help an organization collect data about your fighting abilities on orders from your chief.
nier?
2 retards are manipulated into fighting over worthless land in a proxy war which they both contract out to the same 3rd party without realizing
X-Men on Sega Genesis
Homefront 2
Yakuzee 0
When you return to earth, your bunny was beheaded.
I'm honestly just surprised someone else has played Overcooked.
Hows this one:
Character you helped the entire game double crosses you and gets awoke.
try again
TF2
One of the legendary heroes is evil as fuck, the hobo you met was a legendary hero and your childhood friend is a goddess
The only way to progress the story is in NG+ and if you fuck it up you replay the story over and reach the same dead end as NG and realise you wasted days replaying it
I feel like this is a pajama Sam game or something
You came to this planet to scout it out for destruction
SWOLE, NOT AWOKE
FOOD IN THE BOMB
Good job!
Here's another :
The person you thought you were and who is behind your existence was actually a less decent being than what you truly were (or more like, became) by the end of the game.
ghosts n goblins?
Could be tons
Divinity 2 1st guess
MGS?
Furi
The mastermind gave himself amnesia
Annoying party member straight up kills the big bad and takes all the glory.
the first part made me think Hotline Miami, but the second part makes me doubt it.
Nope. To give another hint, when I say virus I mean a computer virus.
Nah, Nintendo console
My friend pedro? probly not
He insists
Prototype
Perhaps Danganronpa 2? I'm not sure.
Amnesia.
Not swole enough. Also turns blue.
Correct!
You go to the moon to drop some sphere computer guy and then get dropped off on some corn fields or something with a crusty burned cube.
Nope. Maybe I should be more specific.
You're a computer plus a dead body, plus some weird gel that thinks it's a person.
You shoot yourself off into space and then blame another computer even though she explained exactly what would happen multiple times.
You get sent to army prison over a drone
Portal 2
Persona 4.
Aaaaah
Soma
Way too specific, SOMA
You commit suicide at the end of this "game"
You were not the child in your dreams but the murderer.
Ace Combat 7
Bloodborne
Yep
Katana 0
Great!
I'll give a hint for this one as it seems people can't find it or overlooked it. There were two teams : A team and B team. B team was sent first
Here's another easy one :
The metal detector is what helped bringing down the villain who hid vital evidence in his right shoulder.
Force unleashed?
the biggest monster is our imagination
Earth is fucking dead but it's ok because you can go back in time to when it wasn't
They ran when the sun came up
second is ace attorney
no clue about the first unfortunately
forest has bad seeds. you are the real you.
Into the breach
Good job
One last hint : the chief in question wears sunglasses, even at night.
The dad did some weird science bullshit and forced everyone into parallel universes.
OR DID HE?
You were the banana all along and killed your family
Your best friend betrays you and steals your boat.
talos principle?
All you wanted to do was fuse with a damn dragon but you ended up losing your memory for a decade instead
Wait, is this Deus ex?
Sounds like drakengard or something
Nah, it's Resident Evil
You go back in time and fake your own death to save your waifu
Fable?
"Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game."
The main bad guy changes his views and sacrifices himself so others can have a better future... unless you decide to take his place as the sacrifice
Mountain climbing with your friend you just met turns into a trip to heaven with the greatest OST
Is it Parasite Eve?
Yes!
Funnily enough Ace Combat 7 and K0 are my favorite and second favorite game respectively
Steins;Gate
The mastermind was you from the future
real life
Monkey Island
You have to kill the person you were sent to save on a planet humanity was about to colonize
You throw meat into a bag to get your bling back.
You're actually metaphorically and literally the center of the universe despite the game telling you the complete opposite through most of its run.
nop
Breath of Fire 4
It was his mom
NMS
Oneshot?
You have to choose whether to replace the sun or destroy it.
The mouse was grandpa the whole time and he probably watched you masturbate.
Good taste.
You find the corpse of your great great great great great great grandfather and chill for a while.
>TFW no one cares/knows enough to guess any of yours
You delete everything outside of the solar system and clone the earth thousands of times
Robot 64
The game ends with the best button prompt in history
Also I should have said "company" instead of organization, sorry for that slight misuse of the word.
Nope. This hint will give it away but the game mostly happens in a GIGANTIC house filled with enemies to kill and puzzles to solve, starring a female master of lockpicking
Another one who should I hope be less cryptic and easier :
Your last mission in the game consist of destroying the ultimate form of a virus located inside of the father of your nurse partner, father who helped in the creation of said virus.
Your friendly tutorial guide turns out to be eventmanipulating and mentally unstable.
You lure all the antagonists into your workplace and your employer burns it all down to kill them, you, and himself.
Wonderful 101
Megaton Rainfall
Couldn't figure out which one this was from.
Nope.
You kill yourself by self-immolation
Fuking fast user
The bad guy was inside of you all along. No I mean he was literally hiding inside of you.
They were twins the whole time
The final boss is kind of shit but he's supposed to be shit
Everyone's actually dead, one guy just uses all their guns
You kill a dog's master at his request
Drakengard 3?
then prob some gay shit like dark souls
Cave Story
Killer7
Never thought anyone would actually get that, the games pretty small
The nurse wasn't actually dead and gassed the whole place to please her dead grandfather
Your adoptive dad invented a machine that accidentally summons a demon goddess made of bloody skin and teeth.
Eh, try these again
Bonus: you cry over God, satan, and mommy
its very memorable due to how unique it is
The city is completely destroyed with thousands dead offscreen, but you killed the big bad. All's well that ends well!
ding ding
Flying Fairy
Don’t Starve?
At the end of the game you can let the main bad guy kill himself or you can chose to die instead
Your great grandma beats the shit out of a cursed dragon guitar and sacrifices herself to save your family
FFX?
Sonic adventure
You're a clone
It's actually a game about Raiden
Eva was a spy
Big Boss didn't die
You weren't Big Boss
The first world is here too
Also, the main character from the first game is fightable
DOTA 2
bravely default
Red dead
Marvel Vs Capcom 2. Dunno the second one
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
FFX
Xenoblade 2?
Crypt of the Necrodancer
crypt of the niggerdancer?
You think you're going on a futuristic space adventure but spend most of your time in Not Medieval Europe, but also it was all a video game.
MW2
The building IS the weapon
Bingo.
The events of the game are happening though the powers of a little girl's sheer anger, even though she's already dead.
>Local old man too angry to die
Star Ocean 3
the bad guy is a future version of you
forgot to quote you
Was gonna guess this but isnt it her mom?
F.E.A.R.
Infamous
InFamous
You spent the whole game trying to kill yourself
You find out that you are the guy you were trying to kill.
You probably overdosed on drugs so much you were able to see the future enough to fix your shitty life and protect someone.
I'm not entirely sure if this is even right.
God of war 3
Your reward is getting to shoot yourself with a special gun.
>F.E.A.R.
incorrect
You fixed the mess your dad made.
bioshock infinite
MAH NIGGA STRELOK
You indulge in an MMO ex-dev's custom boss fight to earn your right to exist and the freedom of all the others like you.
megan is responsible for the whole denton thing
You die so everyone can have free water
Your creator, who constantly challenges you, joins you and your friends to destroy both light and darkness and achieve true peace through the neutral route.
Gungeon
Everyone dies but it's okay because an upskirt view and a cat revives you.
Cadence is the protagonist, Melody is her mom, Aria is her grandmother. Aria is the one that fights the lute
was thinking of both well done
yep, you got it
Fallout 3.
Fallout 3
Xenoblade?
Good job
Ez fallout 3
Hi?
FO3 which was dumb because the super mutant coulda done it perfectly and been fine
You were the good guy playing the bad guy
The Mother series.
Another Hint: 4 really old dudes wish you luck with your new monkey life partner
A crippled dying man switches bodies with the president through cthulu magic under the white house
The only way to save your girlfriend is by becoming your nemesis.
You almost get cucked right after.
You kiss some ugly girl with a face tattoo and your beat friend turns out to be a god
All the friends you made will try to kill your near the end of the game because of greed
HUMAN GLUE
>A mysterious third party in the shadows was manipulating you into killing off the accomplices of his "operation" in order to tie up loose ends.
The girl was a cop all along
Pokemon GSC
Your friends become gods to reshape a dead world to their own ideal
Walking Dead S1
Lea!
Pro tip: theres 4 of you and he sets up jobs for you
Lisa?
You kill the President and blow up an oil rig, and are seen as a hero.
It was Grandma all along.
French man travels to the past and kicks warlord's ass
The tutorial character, the very first character you meet in the game, is the final boss, whose plan was calculated from the start to reach this point. The power of friendship with the 4 major bosses + 2 other people lets you surmount this godlike enemy.
It's not the game you're thinking
Gay Jesus chose to spare the world because of you.
RE2?
An ex-cop and badass contracts you and an increasingly long list of people with increasingly useless skillsets to do illegal things for him before dying of AIDS
CrossCode
RE7 fuck granny
Underrated as fuck game.
Nope
Hell yeah
wrong
Then the nuke killed everyone
Paaaaydaaaaay?
as if it was anything else
Payday 2?
Dark good
White bad(but not all white)
Kill white
The world got saved by a bunch of strippers
Grandia 2
The kids you saved in the maze is the real final boss
PROTECT EARTH
The twink you're teamed up with? He killed you.
The World Ends With You
you imprison and later kill a public hero responsible for ruling a cross-dimensional crime syndicate/facade government that is behind a slow but guaranteed decline towards the heat death of every living creature on earth because he misses his family
one of his would-be in-laws attacks you but later helps you
Your dream kills you and then you die in real life.
The evil queen of the castle you visit is the woman you did not pick as your bride
You spend years on a boat going back to the tutorial stage to fight a character you overheard in said tutorial, before taking the years long boat trip back after dlc foreshadowing.
You end up pink socking your own mother.
None of that actually happened, you're just a schizo
yep
silent hill homecoming?
Eternal Sonata?
you were investigating yourself the whole time
You were chasing yourself the entire time
heavy rain
STALKER: SOC
Ding ding ding!
Everyone dies in every ending in increasingly horrific ways. The worst of which is canon.
ok i got to know, which game(s) let me pink sock my own mother? not that i would ever play it haha ha
Ma nigga
Here another one then
Your bff wants to reset the sick game
lol yep
game plays the same trick on you twice, once at the beginning of the game and once at the end
Drakengard