SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

apparently one user is literally shitting himself

holy shit this is the game Yea Forums was looking forward to? you guys have awful taste, as always.

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good luck!

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good luck you disgusting rodent

Does the multiplayer of that game still alive?

You keep saying that but I don't see you speedrun any games???? are you lying to me

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

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Shogo is better than this shit

have a good sleep user

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where is the poor man's restream?

I'm gonna switch over to Dota2 for a while. Enjoy the Titanfall stream broskis!

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titanfall 1 has no single player
titanfall 2 single player is great albeit somewhat short

No one cares about this garbage anymore

post your titanfu
for me it's Ronin

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I have missed the whole day. What's worth watching?

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>clicky keyboard every time he jumps
That's not going to get annoying at all.

This is gonna be a good run.

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1's singleplayer is just cutscenes you see in the top corner during multiplayer, if I remember right.

Wagecuck here.

What are the best runs? I need to catch up.

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Is that a teenage Steve-O?

Good luck orange hamster girl.

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there is literally nothing wrong with literally shitting yourself

are you eating again, you fat fuck

Can anyone really argue that Titanfall 2 doesn't have S O U L?

Is Proto there this year?

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kek

stop fucking eating you giant slob holy shit

shut up narci

nothing.

What did this masked dude do?

Fuck EA for making Respawn release Titanfall 2 at the same time as Battlefield 1 and CoD, the game was robbed of the playerbase it deserved.

More like Titanballs. Look at that fast, no-holds-barred Tribes-esque movement.

Good luck and have a great time!

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leave them in the dust, bang

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he could be passing if he had puberty blockers :-)

You chose poorly.

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Was Titanfall 2 reddit-good or Yea Forums-good?

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Now this run is pure speed.

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Man could you imagine if Titanfall wasn't stuck being an EA franchise.

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Cant you just stream the runs in cagie?

just dont order it from india they put poo in it

look at this shit. it looks like reddit in video game form.

Reminder that fun is not allowed in nuGDQ

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>proto is now four people

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no

The masks have insanely intricate lore, I gotta play again. But the masks both: give you a new identity and allow you to retain it. It's why quirrel can leave hallownest and not become mindless. Also I think the masks both keep the radiance out, or in the case of hollow knight, keeps it in.

*tap*

Do you think they could keep him away from a microphone is he was there?

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>are you eating again
stop being poor

>Tried to play Hallowknight
>Got bored after like 3 hours despite hearing how amazing the game is

I feel a bit bad now and sort of want to try it again. Maybe I will after I play Ori.

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Titanfall 2 is high-test.

Break a leg

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No its against corporate policy.

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stop being obese

cancer spreads

Protomagicalguy unironically always looked feminine. He looked like a butch dyke.

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>Proto plays ffxiv
Of course

Great

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literally nothing

This shit would be a lot more interesting if it wasn't being played on fucking easy/

BT BEST BRO

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Place your bet for the voice crack final tally

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Spiky Vegeta: everyone is a tranny except me

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THIS WILL NOT STAND FUCK YOU MODS

I can't tell if the guy is cute or not...

Is this guy the most attractive runner?

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>Bryonato embracing the voice crack thing instead of getting embarrassed/annoyed about it like it in previous runs

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Fuck off incel, clapping harms airborne fungi that are vital to the Earth's ecosystem.

Weird how gdq twitter is not retweeting cute/nice arts
they always do that every year

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>hamster got banned
pour one out
next will be me, jannies hate memes fellas

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Schizophrenia and transexuals have the highest suicide rate of any mental illness
How long until he offs himself?

You really really have to go back. It's fucking amazing my man

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>speed
Man I wish I played TF2, regret not playing it after hearing how it's a fun /m/ romp

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I'm playing a flash game called Legend of the Void 2
I've finished it before, I just like going through it while listening/watching stuff

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based

Remember to stretch your muscles anons!

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This game should have had a titan boss battle while you're on foot.

>this boi
he cute

why?

should i buy titanfall 2 right now?

>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap

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>incel
Time to have sex, beta faggot.

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You can still play it, I think it's got like 1.5k players on average every day on PC

Not a lot but it's been like that for the last year so it never truly dies

I'M BORED BORING GAME BORED

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stop skipping meals

The start was very slow, but that might just be because I was autistic and was trying to find secrets constantly. I probably just need to push through the first part of the game to unlock more skills/abilities/movement stuff and then try to find secrets.

Good luck!

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But i just fapped

he watched too much jojo

Is my peewee considered a muscle?

i want to die wii fit trainer!

Is this the ERP thread?

When the fuck is the next Steam Sale?

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>His stands now have their own stands

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Why didn't they make TF3? For fucks sake TF2 was amazing.

This titanfall 2 speedrun is some good shit, could use some couch commentary.

You can just get out of BT. There's an achievement in single player for it.

How could they do this to you hamster-chan

I'd add my recommendation to give it a try. The start is pretty damn slow unfortunately, it's the one common point of critique I hear from non-retarded people. That does get resolved as you start getting your first few movement upgrades.

I wish my PC wasn't a toaster though, but thanks for the info.
I'm guessing PS4's even more dead.

woah hes going FAST

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Remember to stay hydrated! Your body will thank you!

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He look's the guidance counselor I had in high school as a 12 year old masquerading as a 21 year old.

Is he back?

definetly a bit slow in the beginning, but its build up is amazing. I fucking love it

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kek

19 hours and 24 minutes

tomorrow

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>final fantasy xiv
god fucking dammit like clockwork

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PS4 is even more alive from what I've heard

based

Any fucked up runs yet?

his voice keeps cracking because hes wearing size 0 womens' capri pants

Same.

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...really? Thats good timing, there were several older games I was looking at buying and I hope they're on sale.

Proto magical tranny got kicked lol
>Says he has more than 2 personalities
>Runs a discord using 3 discords to talk to himself

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>and we ignore Kane because he dies fast
Is there anything this game doesn't do in a fast manner?

What is the meme behind final fantasy XIV? Do only faggots play it or something?

Now you know. Now you know.
As a possible back-up run if something goes wrong.
how did raimi get away with this?

best looking guy at this event hope he gets lots of sex i heard that happens a lot at this event

God I love Titanfall.

>clack
>clack
>clack
see you guys next run

this run is a million times better than prey.

You have a lot of erp and people playing dressup in the game which tends to attract tranny's.

yikes

Honestly can’t think of one good FPS. How is this in anyway entertainment.

It has more trannies than overwatch.

I could fap to this.

yes

It was a different time, a better time.

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The start is slow and the end is slow. The game is like 30 hours long and it runs out of steam after 10. The genre just doesn't support something like that.

>we're nearing the kino house manufacturing level

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Have there been any runs worth watching or has it just been garbage?

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based Yea Forums got under his skin and scared him off

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>Runs a discord using 3 discords to talk to himself
imagine though, you are never lonely that way

drama tranny's paradise

Prey and Titanfall are night and day. One is a slow shooter-RPG with a runner that is the definition of anti-charisma. Titanfall is quick speed tech with a chatty faggot.

>TRIGGERS

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FPS games are usually way more interesting to play than watch

>actually fast and good movement run
>would rather watch fucking borderlands 2 three hour "speedrun"

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EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>titanfall comes on
>twitch chat all WHAT IS THIS MOVEMENT THIS IS SO SMOOTH WHAT GAME IS THIS
>nobody actually plays it

peeetaaah

>Runs a discord using 3 discords to talk to himself

Hahaha, I know this multiple personalities shit is a joke, but now you're just being too obvious

It's not even funny. Dude legit needs help.

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That’s it I’m going to watch some Aris.
*flys away*

Fucking finally. Giving trannies a bad name should have consequences.

Titanfall 2 always delivers. I need to buy this shit already it looks fun as fuck.

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When is someone going to run Gex Enter the Gecko?

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it's even worse, it's bots a la cleverbot style

h-hehe yeah, you got me!

Maybe if it wasn't exclusive to fucking origin, then people would actually play it

I missed this prey run, but I never really found that game to be interesting to speedrun

why would you want to play an fps with dead multiplayer?

it was on sale like a week ago

Megumin share with me the rankings so far!

I'm excited because tonight I'll be able to get my Chick-Fil-A! I couldn't get it last night because they're closed on Sunday.

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Highly recommended. Avoid the console version though. The movement is way too fast-paced for controllers and it really ruins the experience.

because it's fun you big dumb idiot dumb-face

Tell me when it isn't a fucking EA game.

When you submit your run, user

Did I miss anything good since streets of rage last night?

>3 hours of blunderlands soon

why the fuck do they shit up the prime time schedule with stuff like this

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Please kill yourself.

How's the stream this year?
Is it good or the classic nu-agdq cringe/borefest?

I remember your post from yesterday, I'm very happy for you user.

>talking about all these jump tricks that predate source on iD Tech
>while crediting them as source things
fucking millenials

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>TF2 Speedrun
RvB Time

They wouldn't accept me, I'm a hon

>A speedrun for a FPS
WHY?

>Bought FFXIV to play with a friend.
>He got furious that I didn't pick a catgirl and it ended our friendship.
>Decide to check his Twitter recently.
>He's now called Emily and needs emotional support teddies to function.

haha

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>It's possible that one day you'll just develop schizophrenia and end up like this crazy fuck
Feels bad

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What is your favorite fps Yea Forums for me is Resistance fall of men 2. I played the shit out of the multiplayer back in the day.

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Red always wins baby

>b-but it's EA
>b-but it's Origin

Nigga you can practically always find TF2 in a bargain bin for like 5$

ganbatte ameriburger-chan

do you hate gays?

whats the bonus game after this?

Congrats!

You heard him, no holding back, let those insults fly

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Are you literally retarded and blind?

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die frognigger

Don’t care for proto, but that’s kinda sad desu.

classic borefest

Halo 3 babyyyyy!

unreal tourney '99

Playing games just because they are fun? What a weird idea.

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yes?

based in redpilled

MAYDAY MAYDAY I AM UNDER FIRE

JANNIES ARE BANNING ME ON SIGHT

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Metroid Prime series for story
Timesplitters for custom games

FPS were the first games being speedrun you fucking zoomer.

The Rygar run was pretty great. The runner snuck in a "or niggers as I like to call them" joke

what is he running?

Its amazing that people think like this. GDQ has been sanitized to the point that everyone is constantly on egg shells. They say they feel "fear" that they don't know who they will run into, but literally not a single fat neckbeard is ever going to do anything to them. However, they have managed to cultivate an environment in which everyone who is not one of them or in their circle feels constant anxiety and fear about accidentally using the wrong word at the wrong time which will cause an entire army of internet warriors to harass them. The entire event caters to these people. They make a mascot that is non-binary and non-gendered. They tell people to not use gendered language in their donations. They tell runners to watch everything that they say. The chat was put into sub only mode, and entire emoticons were banned purely because of a few transgendered people who complained. They SHUT DOWN RESTREAM CHATS TO CATER TO THEM. How can you have an entire event about VIDEO GAMES completely cater to your tiny minority group and still have the balls to complain about how "scared" you are and how "shitty" GDQ is?

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Fuck lads why is fried food so good

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How do you downvote posts

>its fucking nothing

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>a draw
That's worse than losing!

Enjoy the waffle fries. Fuck not being open on Sunday.

clip?

it's a respawn game published by EA you double retard, why punish the developer for the publisher's sins

it's also the best shooter released in the past decade

just fucking PLAY IT

Quake is probably the best one I've played but nothing will ever beat Team Fortress 2 for me

nope, you are the only one here into those normie-tier entry level fetishes. it's just you.

Quake
The first one and I don't mean the multiplayer.

have sex, boomer

whats the link between
Autism = video games = transsexuals

Whats the best way to play Perfect Dark on PC

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EVERYONE WINS!

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what's so special about chickfila?

Just in case you didn't know, Yea Forums.

No, I am not shitting you.

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Shouldn't have contracted with that publisher then.

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>devs put in hidden skips to get tippy top records

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back to the home with you gramps

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>dev told the speedrunner that he can go out of bounds faster
Holy shit based

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It's not multiple discords talking to himself, it's 2 bots he talks to.

they don't work the same way in idtech/goldsrc, source feels like source.

>FFXIV
>meme
GAF'D!

And yes there are trannies and cucks in ResetERA's FC and Giant Bomb's FC.

rip

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Tell summarized, this gets me as well.

i

Try nice. They don't even look similar.

It is by far the best fast food chain. Their spicy chicken sandwhich is god tier.

It's about dominance and power. They can never stop pushing until they have everyone under their boot. The means justifies the ends and there are no ends. It's a very sick way of viewing the world, people who think this way will never be happy.

looks like a 46y/o woman from finland only with smaller tits

damn it's crazy what a decent haircut/wig can do

Go back to kiwi farms

Honestly? The service. It's fast food, but they wait on you like it's a real restaurant. They're very polite.

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just PIRATE THE GAME you zoomer, buy it used on PS4 I couldn't give a fuck just p l a y t h e g a m e

Can anyone explain to me why trannies like little anime girls so much?

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>Tell
Well*

Can I play this game without Origin yet

>covertmuffin on announcer next
>going to have to sit through 40 minutes of his fake, attention whoring laughter

why do i even watch this shit anymore, the event is packed full of stuff that i find extremely annoying

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CEN64 if you don't give a shit about framerate, otherwise pretty much anything that can handle the modified ucode (read: not the Rice Video plugin)

I do this with luigis mansion on 3ds.

This game is boring you just run on pipes and metal walls

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They want to be the little anime girl. I don't wanna waste my time becoming another casualty of society.

no

fuck you he's wholesome

>They say they feel "fear" that they don't know who they will run into
It's pathological anxiety but rather than treat the patient suffering with it they demand that society accommodate to their paranoia with never ending concessions. Even GDQ has their limits as I'm sure Proto's demands became more and more excessive and unreasonable.

Does protoman get special pronouns for being a robot?

I'm sure there will be material by the end of the week. The dude is banned for life for sure.

It's a degenerate thing

it's what they wish they could be

Decent Run

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Because that's what they delude themselves into thinking they look like.
Also if you've ever seen a tranny, they don't act like real women, they act like KAWAII GIGGLESQUEE anime girls. Because as a dude they never had contact with real women, only anime.

shut the fuck up and start sucking my fucking cock you slut bitch

I just have fond memories of Medal of Honour Frontline

PUHAHAHAAHA

Everyone likes anime girls
You don't need to be mentally ill to see why they are so cute

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fuck off tranny

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Fuck off attention whore

No Perfect Dark and 3 hours of Bordershit instead...FUCK!

Oh man Yea Forums is going to shit itself
>UGH CRINGE HOW CAN YOU ENJOY THIS LEDDIT SHIT WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES WHERE IS PROTO

Notice how while the actual movement looks fun and relatively fast the required camera movement is extremely basic. I wonder why...

You're assuming that perfect dark is actually being run. It still needs over 10k donated.

Dirty Bomb.

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They really are mentally ill.

Chicken sandwich shoppe run by Christian fundamentalists, with everything that entails.

They're closed on Sundays, but have good waffle fries.

Personally, I prefer KFC whitexploitation, cause the meat is better.

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>donating to sgdq let alone more then 50 dollars
holy shit thats awful

this, so fucking much. You don't have to even look much into it to see this

I feel like everyone that works at Chick-Fil-A genuinely believes in the product, which isn't something you can say about most fast food chains. They're a principled company, donating to unpopular charities and closing on Sundays even though it loses them customers, and their principles include creating a high quality product and making sure the customer has an excellent experience.

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>ywn beat someone so bad they regress into a tranny
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

based remi posted

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STALKER or Titanfall 2

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Battlefield 1942

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>wholesome

that word has become such a fucking meme, please fuck off

Besides the food being far above average, it's run by conservative christians and only employs whites, which is why you get Everyone should go to Chickfila at least once. It is a very nice experience for a fast food place. It's cozy and comfy. I have never been to a CFA that's staffed by niggers or spics, which probably explains why they're always clean, the staff is always friendly, and the food is good.

Oh fuck my sides

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It’s because they get fired if they don’t look positive enough to customers.

Guys is Titianfall 2 good?

I didn't even know it had a singleplayer.

F.E.A.R. is the best forever

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Genuin skill.

>titanfall 2 speed run

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yeah, you can still get MP matches but only attrition (deathmatch) is populated, and you can expect to get dumpstered

>we finally got to see the laser skip

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Imagine missing out on the best FPS of the decade because Yea Forums tricked you into thinking it was bad.

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>They're closed on Sundays
Is that not normal in the states?

aint gonna fall in line and become another victim of your conformity

Just how big of a blunder would it be for a prime time incentive run this early on to not make it? What they move borderlands up or just have crowd cam for forty minutes?

yes. it's not very long though if you're only in it for the singleplayer.

it's a game so good it didn't deserve the fate it had

Surprisingly, yeah.

Do you miss quake/movement shooters?
If yes it's a pretty good modern rendition
Titanfall 1 is multi only

I've never heard it was bad.

>1 hour left
No speedrun should be over 20 minutes

Doom for single player.
Quake 3 for multiplayer.

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Can't they do anything about keyboard noise.

I don't care for thier political stances because I think people who are offering a product shouldn't introduce politics into it, but the chicken is always hot and fresh and everyont that works there is so nice.

>and only employs whites
The one in my town has some filipinos working there. Though flips are catholic so that may be close enough.

Niggers it’s literally in the employment guidelines that they have to do that extra polite shit. Believe me when customers aren’t around they’re as miserable as any other wagecuck fast food slaves.

This is a fun run and Titanfall is very fast.

But that's not Titanfall 1.

amid evil just released though
tf2 is still good though

Not for any food joint; especially fast food. Sundays are probably one of their most profitable days.

Honestly fuck adderall. No idea how people take this shit everyday. ADHD is a meme and people just like to tweak tits everyday. Dick is raw, still awake, not tired 18 hours later. About to run around the neighborhood naked with a forks in each hand so the cops tranq me.

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This is the best type of game to speed run prove me wrong

found it
twitch.tv/videos/443157318?t=18h10m30s

Now thats good taste..Fucking finally.

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Most fast food chains are open 24/7 here
There are stores that close during the weekends tho

They spent the last 10 years of their lives self inserting as women. They played as girls in games, they put themselves in the shoes of the cute girls in the shows they watched, they used female avatars, they unironically stuttered and "uguu'd" so now that's just the identity they've taken.

A true icon.

Hey, buddy. I don't care how they actually feel. I care how they treat me.

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>sPEEDRUNS ARE TOO LONG!!

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Blessed run.

Man, I don't even know if food joints are opened on sundays here, but pretty much anything else except gas stations is closed on sundays.

High tier FPS games are defined by sound design. But Yea Forums knew that.

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that didn't strike me as a nigger joke at all, and I'm not even an incel

I said to stretch your muscles. Not stretch like that.

>Niggers it’s literally in the employment guidelines that they have to do that extra polite shit. Believe me when customers aren’t around they’re as miserable as any other wagecuck fast food slaves.

Who gives a fuck? The point is that they actually fucking do it. Wendy's says the same thing, but if you go to a Wendy's with a bunch of niggers they're going to all be high or speak to you like you're a stupid fucking asshole.

duke 64

>Not loving mechanical CLACKs
Fuck outta here with your shit taste

I assure you this is not common for restaurants across the entire United States.

He's making a lot of mistakes, feels bad

Hope he can recover in the latter half

Call of Duty 4

You really oversold that "joke" bro. That was fucking nothing.

>Titanfall 3 was canceled to make a fucking PUBG clone
Worst timeline.

Enjoy round 2, bloodganq

I would go to a Burger King in Daly City run exclusively by asians and the quality of the food was consistently immaculate; like the kinda burgers you see on their TV commercials.

Also, most Arby's I've been too are staffed by whites and the quality is also pretty consistent and excellent. I don't know how the In-And-Out establishments keep such tight quality controls with their staff being mostly minorities.

where the rankings at

team fortress classic

Is that a Ducky keyboard?

Titanfall 2 is like the god hand of shooters, nobody gives it credit for whatever reason (muh origin, wasn't the first one just cod, i heard only pros still play the multiplayer, etc)

It's probably the best shooter to come out in the past few years, it's amazing. I don't call many games must plays, but I'd give that to titanfall 2 readily.

>tfw bought titanfall 2 a couple of weeks ago
>enjoyed the single player
>too afraid to go into multiplayer because i know i'm going to get trashed by people who have been playing forever

High tier FPS games are defined by not being played with a fucking analog stick for camera controls.

Recently people were getting timed out on the GDQ chat on some of their online marathons for posting the monkaS emote (see pic, it's basically that). Probably because it features Pepe. What makes this make NO DAMN SENSE is the fact that so many speedrunners know it and mention it, EVEN AT GDQ.

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>only employs whites

Haven't been to many Chick-Fil-A locations, have you? For what it's worth, the black employees are perfectly polite, as well.

It used to be.

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why does nobody speedrun nethack?

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I haven't been to a decent BK in ages. That being said... Checkers is dope.

Yes, human employees instead of half orcs makes for a nice atmosphere, that's my point.

Because they're cowards.

Imagine being so fucking obsessed you hear "pigger" and immediately assume that the guy is le based and redpilled magapede alt right incel kekistani making racist jokes.
Fucking Christ.

I love the game but I somewhat agree. 20 minutes is too restrictive but 1 hour should be the max. JRPG runs are a fucking joke.

Playing Apex is so sad, you can feel that the game was trying to be a successor to Titanfall but they had to completely gut it for the casual BR audience. There's a lot of sudden ways it forces the player to slow down.

just go in and get fucked. you'll still have fun if you expect to lose and you'll eventually get better.

I don’t care where you give your business. I’m just saying if think someone is truly happy to be working drive through like that one user said you’re a retard. They’re extra polite and smiley because they’ll get fired if they aren’t while other fast food joints don’t have the same rules. When I worked there half the people weren’t even religious and just lied to get the job.

Dumb frogposter

Checkers near my place is as close to the parody wagie cagie as you can imagine. It's a kiosk in the middle of nowhere constantly blasted by direct sunlight. It must be like a roasting coffin inside that thing.

>I don't know how the In-And-Out establishments keep such tight quality controls with their staff being mostly minorities.
They spend more on the beef they use

>apex legends has killed any and all potential for tf3

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TF2 is the only modern FPS I've replayed not just once, but 4 or 5 times.

It's weird, I see more pepes on Twitch than I do anywhere else on the internet. It's like they are all in on some hilarious irony that should have ended years ago.

Yeah I actually tried it after loving TF2. Fucking abysmal compared to the glory that was TF2. The series is built for speed.

what are some good loadouts in multiplayer?

>Titanfall 3 got shit-canned for a fucking Battle Royale

you could've prevented this, you know

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Hooooooooooooooooooornet

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Halo 3 btb

was the Titanfall 2 run good so far?

That's nonsense, the FF7 speedrun was 7 1/2 hours and its one of the best GDQ runs ever. RPG runs can absolutely be great.

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I’ve never had sex an I also have a micro penis which is less then 1 inches in length

It's the self-censorship that's a killer.
Having to constantly worry about what isn't just explicitly bannable, but what could be implicitly "offensive" for arbitrary reasons.

No one has the balls and 95+% of the audience would cry over the lack of fancy graphics.

Give him a break. It's not in what you do - more in what you say.

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Are they really not reaching donation goals this time? Kinda weird.

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I didn't say they were happy. I said they were polite. I just explained to you that I don't give a damn how they actually feel, but you're still harping on with this assumption that I do. Stop intentionally misinterpreting what I'm telling you.

Q3, no doubt
I have four times the hours of its various versions combined in TF2, and yet Q3 will always be the OG

That's literally how the restaurant is designed.

But the food? What about the food?

>What's up cracka? Wanna get high on some fuckin' chicken sandwich, NUGGA?

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some fag will donate a million dollar to meet the incentive

What's the best speedrun that's ever happened at GDQ?

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The fries are great fresh. If the borgs require seasoning or sauces then I don't consider it top tier.

I WANT MARIO

I WANT ZELDA

GIVE ME NITENDESSSSSSS

REEEEE

What about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order? It seems like Respawn has abandoned Apex.

This is a good observation almost every fast food store I go to it's mostly worked by 90% white people.

Why does nobody speedrun Zork?

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What's great about it?

And I'm saying I don't care, you dumb faggot. How many times are you going to repeat yourself?. I want someone to smile and act like they enjoy life rather than some fucking entitled college or highschool kid who thinks they're better than handing food to people and taking money and putting it into a till.

They got too greedy. They've set the incentives waaay too high.

/vg/ swears by the mastiff and grapple. i'm a dirty alternator and stim nigger. just try everything out and see what works for you. the weapon variety is pretty good.

It's pretty standard. Just one of those runner explaining what he's doing run.

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that was the bid war?

>you are kidnapped by GDQ
>your family and friends if any are at gunpoint
>you must do a run for them of any game of your choice

Which game?

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>Elbereth spam
Nah.

my anti-anime posts has all been reported, is this a common thing among you fags?

dude i love discount sekiro with a star wars overskin

Jak and Daxter

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>people lamenting TF3's death when a Titanfall project is set to release this year, Apex is practically dead in the water and Fallen Order set to rake in insane amounts of money

You should be concerned as to if Titanfall 3 inherits any of Apex's dumbed down features, not if it'll come out

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Am I crazy, or does this look like a better Doom reboot than the one we got? This movement seems fun.

holy motherfuck you can go fast as shit in this game

Didn't they change it in the latest release so you can't spam it anymore?

assuming the right has a vagina, that one of course

Is this guy a fag?

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They're going to get it, companies and businesses and other donors have money set aside to cover shit like this to ensure the time gets filled and they get more bang for their buck.

Sonic the Hedgehog by Dr Fatbody

Trying to 100% Bloodstained.

I'm not going to go into Hard mode before I 100% all the quests, uncover the entire map and get all the techniques mastered.

The irony is that a game made by COD-fags is faster than nu-Doom. It's GOAT.

literally anything bonesaw

right ofc

youtube.com/watch?v=uHmpRBy2KFY

It's been a while since I've played it so that's possible, but considering the state of speedrunners they would almost certainly play on the easiest version they can break wide open.

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Yeah man, I totally am looking forward to Titanfall the mobile game.

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the game's legit good, it just suffers from a very small playerbase

Doom was never about movement.

I hope theres no perfect dark so faggots waste their money donating, that'd be hilarious.

the doom reboot is quite good too though but yes this is better overall

Stack them and alternate both in between thrusts.

just because it rhymes with nigger doesn't mean it's meant to be, you absolute shigger

Did you even play the 1st one?

Shit was fun as fuck

the eternal meta-meme loadout is stim+CAR, the CAR and the alternator and hand over fist the best guns in the game, there's no competition. People might get exasperated with you for using them, but don't expect others to pay you the same courtesy. You're going to see them a lot.

Grapple is a blast and offers a LOT of advanced movement tech, but using it runs the risk of dampening your fundamental movement skills because you don't really have to use them that often if you're good at grapple. I'd recommend switching off to stim or something every once and while to brush up on your wall running and hops on their own.

It's kind of hard to cover everything, just try not to worry about it too much. You'll figure it out.

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Shut the fuck up Cockona

I agree with you. I'm just saying the possibility of a Tf3 depends on how well Fallen Order does.

WHEN IS CLARIS RUN?

I want to have a clear, indelible memory of it, so if I ever feel depressed i can just remind myself that at least i'm not that mentally ill freak.

I'm gonna enjoy this

wtf I love bears now

HYYPE

this is literally what i want to be when i grow up

Have you tried not being gay for once?

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Good chemistry on the couch, good commentary, comfy atmosphere.
FFIX was 10 hours? at this year's AGDQ and it was my favorite run until the donation reader started forcing some retarded fucking meme for 3 hours.

It's just something you put on, relax, and take in. I reckon it helps if you like the game itself.

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>50 mins to raise $75,000
there is going to be a mysterious $50,000 or something donation in the last 10 minutes isn't there

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I'd recommend you play Hard/Nightmare with a fresh start; 100% NG+ trivializes the experience.

Same user! I actually just did a deathless run of COTM last night and it was a load of fun. I'm at 95.5% completion currently in ROTM, just racing that fucking ninja right now.

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>rate of speed

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Aww.

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Because dig2win is boring as shit, and wizard start abuse is even worse
Also a 99% failure rate

>The CAR and Alternator *are

post the original

I really like new Doom
but Titanfall 2 is really, really fucking good
like, holy shit
great and fast singleplayer and an actually good multiplayer

tooo easy!

>Respawn devs moved back to Infinity Ward
>nu-respawn making potentially tf3
It's ded.

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12:35am EST

mmmmm no I'm pretty sure they already mentioned that development on that halted

Yeah ofcourse. I'm just saying that I don't have hope that a third one is actually in development.
They would have said it was a sequel instead of "a titanfall project" if it was.

f-zero gx by cgn

Whens the splatoon 2 speedrun?

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6 and a half hours from now

worth a pirate? have no money atm but I love castlevania

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it's 7500

If I remember right, there was a Crash 2 run in 2015 that ended with the runner crashing the game at the final boss and muttering he's going to come back and kill everyone right before the stream cut out

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>3dpd

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NO U

>American counting

BT I think you overestimated there

Where's bunnyfag at?

Yeti and devolver or whatever else their sponsors are this year will come by and donate thousands of dollars multiple times, along with a few anonymous donations with no comment for hundreds of dollars.

It's just a money laundering scheme.

This level triggered my fear of heights.

Yeti will come through

this is really impressive, but i still can't help but feel like i can't fully appreciate it since i've never played this game

I remember watching about 1 hour of the FF VII run when it came but was too tired to continue. Will have to check it out.

Why are gamers so hostile towards women?

That section's great.

That was fucking great

banned for avatarfaggotry

>I was merely pretending!
>It took me 10 minutes to dig up that clip just so I could make myself look like a complete retard!
>Haha, I bet you feel foolish now!

DO IT
IT GOES ON SALE ALL THE TIME GET IT ON PC

So based that organizers had to ban him for a year after his jak run

What a great speedgame, I was on the edge of my seat there

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Best run so far?

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Development on the titanfall project?
Source?
Yeah they already said it was a Titanfall project that wasn't Titanfall 3, however the reason they said they weren't going to focus on making Titanfall 3 is because they wanted to devote time to Apex Legends

However, Apex Legends is fucking dead and it's going to need an emergency infusion of a shit-ton of updates to be brought back to life, something Respawn hasn't seemed intent on providing it with since the game came out

Did you have to wreck me like that?

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KH2 by bb

This is a fun run.

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Are you serious? This is fucking boring.

I loved TF2.

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When he did that no sip line strat.

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If that guy is on another run this year doing obnoxious meme shit and talking over the couch and runner I'll blow a gasket. He killed that great run.

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GOT YOU

FUCKING WOAW

wew

Tony Hawk and Streets of Rage

Thanks

I saw Prime being run by some1 else and got confused for a bit, he does 2 right after. Will he be on couch for Prime ? Will they mercifully incinerate the couch and everyone who sat on it? we can only hope

Talk about a wild ride
Sheesh

>Crash
>but not crash
Oh lord

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Fucking kek.

It did that during Devil May Cry too, what the fuck is that piece of shit PC running

I'm gonna be fucking pissed if they don't hit the bonus game incentive, I need my BWAHAHAHA

was that scripted?

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that has never bingoed before

Not gonna lie. The game looks fun, but I don't want to give some of my money to EA.

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What the fuck is up with this PC? This is the second time a game has stuttered for a few seconds at this marathon?

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HOLY SHIT SAVED

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Jesus fuck that gave me a heart attack

>NEVER
>HAPPENED
>BEEE
>F O U R

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I thought I got BSoD

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PROTOCOL 1: CRASH THE GAME

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they need to replace this computer, this has already happened at least once before

That run is actually godlike

based [tfg] shitting on [RDDT] fags

Will we ever get more based snok or is the series dead?

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>quantum-crash

Definitely. That's what I want to do.

I just want to 100% everything in this first playthrough of mine so that I can get that out of the way and never have to do that ever again for future playthroughs, because the whole ritual of going in and out of rooms again and again to farm for materials
and to ugprade stuff is just mind-numbingly tedious.

This way, I'll also know what weapons and techniques I can focus on and what to ignore for subsequent playthroughs.

>crash scare after that moonjump
fucking kino, 10/10 run

They're using a modded version of the game, so probably.

>nearly crashed
blessed run

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THAT EXACT FREEZE HAPPEND ON THE DMC RUN (PC)

THE COMPUTERS ARE FUCKED.

I like womens, i despise mentally ill trannies like Claris. I sincerely wish he would join the 40% already.

Shoutouts to the amazing tech crew

kys

this

What shitty hardware are they using at this event? This is the second time

>second time this event a pc game run has frozen up like that
it's eventually just going to crash entirely

I was so fucking mad at that sperg for ruining a run of a game that I like.

>almost crashed

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so Titanfall 2 worth playing?

The way those eyes are drawn makes me angry. Like, something about them feels off. Almost like they are flipped the wrong way or something.

I'm pretty sure he's on the announcer mic right now.
Rev up those Eiffel 65s XDD

>let me play you the song of my OS

so buy it used

Based retards

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new thread

One of if not the best FPS games ever made (or so I've been told, never played it)

oh no
OH NO

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This. Fucking odysseen drama right here.

arent the prime runs just a bunch of out of bounds fuckery

It's GDQs PC it happened during DMC also.

This run is 10/10

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And it's happening to games that don't normally hang up like that, so it's definitely the machine they're using. When it hard crashes on someone it's going to dump on their run when the runner had nothing to do with it. I'm going to feel bad for them.

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Didn't this fucker talk non stop when told not to during an emotional cutscene?

I'm talking about the Titanfall project, you'll notice in my post I already mentioned that they aren't developing Titanfall 3 and why I believe they'll start doing so soon

You owe it to yourself to play it on PC at some point. It goes dirt cheap on sale constantly, nobody is going to decry you for giving EA like 5 bucks for one game.

>Magically raised $15,000 in one hour for one incentive.

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I unironically agree

Mostly. I'm not there for the gameplay, i'm there exclusively to laugh at a disgusting tranny.

If it's not exactly titanfall 3 then it's probably going to be shit

>esa winter ff3 run
Kino

Yeah dude just like that.

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I got it for $20 at Walmart because some old man accidently labeled it as $20 when it was near release instead of $60. Was pretty based

Very much so, stop looking at the run right now if you want to experience the emotional gutpunch it throws at you near the end all by yourself because it truly deserves to be experienced

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Who knew that a trainwreck could make you feel

>he isn't excited for Titanfall Assault redux

Which run was that, still Titanfall? I'm watching it now and it looks speedy and good, even if I don't particularly care for this game.

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>Good chemistry on the couch, good commentary, comfy atmosphere.
why is Yea Forums so fucking gay and retarded

Yes. Titanfall started then.

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